European CDS Ban Sends 1 Year Greek Bond Yield To 188%

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Well, it is not just the CDS ban, the fact that Greece is now done is also a modest factor, but since nobody can short Greek default risk unhedged, the only option is to short the bonds. As they did today en masse. Greek 1 Year bonds: the most liquid proxy for default in the absence of 1 Year CDS, closed at 183%, after hitting an all time high of 188%, following yesterday's 173% close. To all those who bought 1 Year Greek bonds when yields hit 100% a month ago because "they just couldn't possibly drop any more, and you would double your money in one year guaranteed", condolences for the 50% loss. We are certain that a new batch of bottom callers will emerge, this time calling for doubling your money in six months.... Then three.. Then one and a half... etc... Until finally Zeno's paradox catches up and you either double your money overnight or you lose it all.

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Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:27 | 1790393 mynhair
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Greece paying vig daily yet?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:47 | 1790484 AldousHuxley
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Is Greece warm during the winter. If they get kicked out of Euro, it would be a cheap place to visit.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:51 | 1790504 mynhair
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Not warmer than FL; plus, I'm on the water.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:26 | 1790623 Getagrip
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I'm a Greek debt buyer. What could possibly go wrong. GREAT YIELDS!!!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:00 | 1790709 Johnbrown
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Trichet, while handing back the keys to the ECB, was rumored to be humming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fehw0Dq0Jpo

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 22:40 | 1791315 Buck Johnson
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Greece is on the water too, especially if you go to their hundreds of islands that they own.  Greece cannot possibly pay back anything that they are being lent.  It would be better to put them out of their misery and allow some type of orderly withdrawal from the EU and essentially the Euro.  And yes Greece will be cheap for awhile.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:27 | 1790395 tekhneek
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I'm rich, BITCHEZ!!!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:03 | 1790545 slewie the pi-rat
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way to go, t_k!

unhhh,...those aren't BAC puts.  you know that, right? 

nobody died, i hope!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:28 | 1790403 HedgeAccordingly
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lolz. shwing! some ladies should distract you from reality for 30 seconds.. 

http://hedge.ly/gFWVSm 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:31 | 1790412 mynhair
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That's plain cruel.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:58 | 1790526 SemperFord
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Why don't most women look like that!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:10 | 1790574 mynhair
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Half are Libtards.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 20:20 | 1790955 YesWeKahn
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Will I make a lot of greek children with her?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:29 | 1790404 Thought criminal
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Too low yield... I'm not buying it.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:36 | 1790647 fonestar
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I'll have to add some of these to my SoCal munis.... diversification is good!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:29 | 1790407 HelluvaEngineer
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Honestly.  I'd like for someone to explain to me how this is not bullish.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:38 | 1790445 mynhair
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Yeppers.  Greece gets to claim the spread blow-out as income, right?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:19 | 1790601 Howdan
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Hahaha! Like it. But come on, are the Greek's really as corrupt, conniving, deceitful and manipulative as the Wall Street con merchants? On second thoughts.....

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:19 | 1790605 slewie the pi-rat
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yep!  greece can buy its paper back at a huge profit, now!

let's book that, danno!

this is a tranche-enabler as shorting greek debt lends new life to the ol' aegean empire, myn_h!

austerity has snapped their recessionary slingshot of hope skyward in a long shot of deadly default leading to that balance sheet bonanza fromerly known as income.  surely the greeks will use this windfall to buy the missing german gold...

...stay tooned...

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:04 | 1790722 knukles
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Hey Slewie, they don't even have to buy it back, they can just do that bookkeeping mark to market trick (when it works for 'em, of course) that who was it... BoA did?  Where because the price of their bonds went down, they can recognize that decline as a profit.
(making soft whining sound)
And in the  case of Greece, use the illusory accounting only not for real profit to offset some more of the not disclosed for real debt hidden in their stinkie jockstraps over on the island of Shankeritapuss. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:42 | 1790833 Rainman
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...if such a plan were workable wouldn't the Squid have figured it out for a hefty fee by now...?? +1 for outside the box diabolical thinking nonetheless.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:30 | 1790410 buzzsaw99
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Where kin ah git me some of them greek bonds?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:00 | 1790531 WestVillageIdiot
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Don't worry about it.  You'll be paying for them one way or another.  I just know that some junior jerkoff is loading them into my 401k fund right now.  Go get 'em, Fidelity. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:11 | 1790579 Lord Welligton
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You can't the ECB are buying everthing or not.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:31 | 1790415 akak
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I just hope our old friend Leo Quislingasskiss has held onto all the Greek government bonds that he admitted purchasing and which he so actively promoted here earlier; moreover, I hope he has even bought more in the interim.  Have fun scribbling with your crayons on all that paper, little leo --- it will soon never be good for much else.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:33 | 1790425 mynhair
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Didn't Leo croak on FSLR?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:51 | 1790507 akak
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If we're lucky.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:01 | 1790538 WestVillageIdiot
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He's still celebrating his long position in NBG which is now at a hearty $.54.  There is a decimal point after that dollar sign.  =) 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:06 | 1790557 akak
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I think there is some old saying about a fool and his money ....

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:21 | 1790610 WestVillageIdiot
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Sadly, I have been that fool at times.  It is not fun. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:45 | 1790475 Hansel
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It sounded like Leo was having fun doing what he was doing, and he provided you with free content.  He has multiple sclerosis so the hate just seems misguided.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:48 | 1790487 jm
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Whether he has multiple sclerosis or not, hating someone he doesn't even know outside of an anonymous blog because he has a different opinion is pathetic.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:03 | 1790544 nmewn
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My opinion is, he was a dangerous statist who preyed on peoples emotions while counseling people on how best to invest their wages & savings. At the same time admitting to seeing two or three shrinks.

Akak was right for calling him out and took a lot of heat for doing it by those emotionally attached to Leo's "story".

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:23 | 1790570 akak
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Thanks nmewn.

To be honest, I found interacting with leo exceedingly distasteful, but his many venal, shamelessly amoral and utterly blinkered defenses of the corrupt and criminal financial and monetary powers-that-be --- on THIS site of all sites --- simply screamed for intelligent and principled response.  It was to ZeroHedge's discredit that he was even given a forum for his specious statist propaganda and for his puerile and insulting comments.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:49 | 1790673 nmewn
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It needs to be said & stood on when someone takes it upon themself to right a clear wrong.

Actually, I think it is to ZH's credit that he was allowed to spew his garbage. He got blasted and rightly so. Leo was a statist shill of the first order who would not look at every angle and repeatedly refused to respond to clear evidence when presented...he was what he claimed others were.

A wolf.

It falls to a shephard to protect the flock, now some of the sheep know what a wolf can look like ;-)

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:54 | 1790692 akak
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Good points.

Although I would not put too many of the posters here in the category of "sheep".

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:08 | 1790729 knukles
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Baaaaaahhhhhhhh
(bending over, spreading cheeks for udder zeitgeist enjoyment)

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:14 | 1790753 nmewn
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(wiping the blood from my nose)...lol.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:12 | 1790745 nmewn
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Not at all, that was directed at others, the unseen, unheard.

I always think about the ones that don't comment...the ones who may be just passing through trying to form an opinion on this mess we find ourselves in or are just too timid to comment.

The ZH commenters are some of the best there is because we are not all traders & stock/bond junkies...you got professionals in every field there is in here. And no one can be a professional at everything.

Its a marvelous place and I think when someone is clearly off the reservation or out of their mind (like Leo) its policed up...as it should be.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:05 | 1790723 fuu
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I disagree with the it being a discredit to ZH that he was given a venue. He was given a chance to speak, he spoke, fight club beat the shit out of him for it, and he left. Good, bad, or ugly it was emergent.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:16 | 1790757 knukles
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Hear here.
Should we not condone Onkel Jagoff's Sicherheitsdienst amongst us, neither should we become.

 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 21:32 | 1791127 akak
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Does the Gostak distim the doshes?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:26 | 1790624 jm
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He was offering his "informed" commentary, take it or leave it.  Hopefully you left it.

No reason to hate somebody though.  He added some color to the joint.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:25 | 1790702 akak
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He added some color to the joint.

Indeed he did.

And that color was brown.

In big, sloppy piles and smears.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:03 | 1790546 WestVillageIdiot
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I had tons of people telling me that I was crazy not to buy real estate in 2006.  If I had followed their advice, which was very very pushy, would I have the right to hate them?  I know ZH'ers didn't fall for such shit but a lot of people did fall for Leo'esque advice in the real estate field.  Something tells me that family reunions in 2011 are not so familial for a lot of bagholders. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:23 | 1790613 jm
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I understand what you are saying.  If he is full of it, call him on it.  But the instant he said "buy Greek bonds", his credibility was over.  And he's gone... feels like speaking ill of the dead. 

But hating somebody...I don't have that much hate in me, and I'm real cool with that.

I've been conditioned that, when it comes to money at least, not to take it personal.  Taking it personal kills you.  Shrug it off and move on having learned something painful.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:28 | 1790627 akak
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Personally, I have no problem whatsover speaking ill of the dead --- not of the evil dead, anyway.

Death, like illness or physical handicaps, does not absolve one of their sins, or at least should not absolve them.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:29 | 1790632 jm
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Seriously, what did he ever do that classifies in your mind as evil? 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:37 | 1790644 akak
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Quite simply, he repeatedly, nay, incessantly condoned, abetted and advocated surrender to the evil sociopaths who are robbing us blind and driving our economy and our very civilization into the ground.  If that is not reason enough for hate, what is?  Are not the active, willful and knowing enablers of evil not as bad as those they enable?

That is the trouble with wimpish, politically-correct, morally bankrupt Western society today: too many are afraid to call EVIL for what it is, or to even acknowledge that it exists in the first place.  I am not afraid to judge, nor to condemn when it is called for.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 20:35 | 1790990 jm
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The demon that possessed Regan in The Exorcist... evil.

Hitler... evil.

Stalin... evil.

Pol Pot... evil.

Charles Manson... evil.

Child molesters... evil.

The Anthony chick... evil.

Leo... not even close.

If you can't see the difference, then I really don't think you are emotionally equipped for a happy life, man. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 21:30 | 1791093 akak
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Strawman argument.

There are certainly gradations of evil, and just because leo did not send millions to their deaths, nor (physically) torture anybody, does not mean that he was and is not evil.  I say that he is evil, absolutely and without hesitation, just as our corrupt and neofeudal debt-based financial system, and those behind it, are evil; just as Bush and Cheney, in launching an unnecessary and criminal war by invading Iraq were evil; just as Ben Bernanke and his actions to deprive tens of millions of their savings via suppressed interest rates and currency depreciation in the support of that criminal financial system is evil; just as all the willing corporate-media shills who knowingly defend the actions of the criminal power elite by parroting pro-Establishment propaganda and fearmongering are evil; just as all the paid mercenaries (aka policemen) who physically and brutishly attack and suppress the growing public desire to openly protest the financial and monetary crimes committed against them are evil. 

Evil wears many masks; just because leo's is not among the very worst takes nothing away from its fundamentally malicious and sociopathic character.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 22:08 | 1791241 o2sd
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 evil sociopaths who are robbing us blind and driving our economy and our very civilization into the ground.

That you call them evil says to me that you have no idea what is going on in the world, or has gone on for thousands of years.

More to the point, you have no idea the quantity and magnitude of suffering that has gone on in the last 60 years, in parts of the world you have never heard of, and certainly don't give a shit about, so you and your fellow Americans can buy cheap gasoline, food and modern conveniences.

And still it goes on. Your heroic troops have got heroin production back on track, addicting millions to save the US treasury. Iraqis and Afghanis have been slaughtered in their thousands to protect your access to oil and your worldwide petrodollar tax.

Those 'evil' sociopaths have done so much for you to make your life easier, and yet you rail against them because they shared in the profit?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 23:02 | 1791287 akak
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Your "logic" escapes me.

You present the logical fallacy that merely because I am addressing ONE particular manifestation of evil in the world, that I am blind to all others.  I assure you, I am not. 

In fact, if you were more well-read, you would have long ago noticed that many of those who are most vociferous in denouncing "the evil sociopaths who are robbing us blind and driving our economy and our very civilization into the ground" have ALSO been the very same voices who have similarly denounced the mainstream, bipartisan, neo-imperialistic US foreign policy of militaristic interventionism around the world.

When you sober up, please return to make a cogent argument.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 00:35 | 1795972 o2sd
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I guess you are one of those who has ridden a bicycle and grown their own food their whole life. I didn't know the Amish used the internet, but there you go, learn something every day.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:17 | 1790596 Hansel
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What jm said.  MS may not be a reason to forgive, but I have some empathy for him.  Some people here are cold.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:20 | 1790608 akak
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If I am going to pity leo for anything, it is for being a Canadian and an unrepentant statist.  But I repeat myself.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:59 | 1790502 akak
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It sounded like Leo was having fun doing what he was doing, and he provided you with free content.  He has multiple sclerosis so the hate just seems misguided.

And in this case, we got even less than we paid for.

Frankly, I don't give a fuck about leo having multiple sclerosis, cancer, or penile disfunction --- no disease or handicap absolves one from being a disingenuous, specious and arrogant asshole, nor from being a craven collaborationist who supports and defends the financial and monetary Establishment in every one of its many perverse manifestations.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:02 | 1790541 Hansel
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What the fuck is a samoflange?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:14 | 1790583 akak
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I have no clue --- care to enlighten us?

From what post or comment did you pull that word?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 21:01 | 1791059 UP Forester
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I'll take a shot:

Samoflange: noun.  The sphincter of a japanese feudal warrior....

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 21:38 | 1791090 akak
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Nice!

 

Or perhaps, it is a Gaelic name: 

Samuel, son of Flange.  a.k.a Sam O'Flange

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:05 | 1790554 WestVillageIdiot
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Stalin had a gimpy arm and a pock-marked face.  Does that mean the millions of people he ordered to be executed should say, "hey, no problem, bro, I can't hold it against you, you have a physical limitation"?  Just checking to see how far this PC bullshit goes on ZH. 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:59 | 1790517 mynhair
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MS cuts him slack how, exactly?   And where did the 'h8' come from?  Your mind?

Miss his shill posts; gave great insight into the dumbfuk perspective.  Like RT.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:02 | 1790535 akak
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Miss his shill posts; gave great insight into the dumbfuk perspective.

Yep, both "shill" and "dumbfuck" pretty much sum up our dear, former little leo.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:09 | 1792059 cranky-old-geezer
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He has multiple sclerosis so the hate just seems misguided.

I don't see where MS matters. He takes a position. It stands or falls on it's own merit.

I usually try to avoid ad hominem attack, attacking the position not the person. But when Leo (or anyone else) starts doing it, he's fair game for it. Then there are times when people display a clear agenda above and beyond a specific position. Like trolls for example. They get nailed at the personal level.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:14 | 1790585 Lord Welligton
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But .... but ...... but ..........

What about Solar Power?

Surely that can help Leo.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:33 | 1790420 Mike2756
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Quick! Bring back the cds!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:33 | 1790422 carbonmutant
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Price of Souvlaki is going up...

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:33 | 1790424 PicassoInActions
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Most of the news on this blog  are very negative ( regardless that is the reality). Can we have some nice spin off's?

Remember Men in tides? You have to tell us about our death with the smile and in the nice way. Like:

... hehe, we all going to get fucked ... hehe.. how funny.. so cool.............. and you have to let people know the good news... like , soon we all will be put out of misery by our Jesus and his promised change in the pocket.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:36 | 1790438 tekhneek
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I got that COSTCO box of Vagisil you asked for.

Just waitin' on an address...

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:40 | 1790453 mynhair
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1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington, DC.

Send express.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:46 | 1790481 nmewn
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Thanks for that...I found a TOTUS in a ditch next to an empty slurpee cup today and was wondering what to do with it.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:45 | 1790474 PicassoInActions
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cheap brand, can you get me one from sam's club?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:17 | 1790761 Lord Welligton
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You just replied to yourself.

Is that a Democratic or a Republican thing?

 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:06 | 1790726 Lord Welligton
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Have you any idea just how disgusting your mind is?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:34 | 1790428 nestle
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Las Vegas is nothing compare to this shit!

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:46 | 1790480 LongBalls
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Totally. I have lost enough. Time to sit it out for awhile.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:01 | 1790539 mynhair
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At least Vegas comps for the amount of my losses.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:13 | 1790581 WestVillageIdiot
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I would have been put up in a suite for a month with round the clock blowjobs from super models for what I have lost.  And still it was far less than I would be out if I had bought into the real estate bubble.  I guess I am a lucky one.  Plus my losses are tax deductible.

When are they going to raise that pathetic $3,000 per year writeoff? 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:44 | 1790657 mynhair
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I'm more afraid of when carry overs are disallowed.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:09 | 1790735 Lord Welligton
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I didn't give you a "Green" for that.

What the fuck is happening to ZH?

If I wanted to give you a Green I can't.

 

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 08:22 | 1792128 cranky-old-geezer
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How can you win dealing with criminal counterparties?

No counterparties.  Physical PMs all the way.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:35 | 1790430 buzzsaw99
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i found some. a guy named g. papadontdomelikethat sold 'em to me. such a nice man.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:35 | 1790433 tekhneek
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how does one short greek 1 year bonds anyhow?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:26 | 1790625 slewie the pi-rat
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one might call one's short greek broker, and ask?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:20 | 1790773 knukles
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+ holy mother of....

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 18:29 | 1790631 Lord Welligton
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Buy or sell Civil War?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:36 | 1790436 zebra
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it is sickening to ban people wearing shorts..

 

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:42 | 1790460 mynhair
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Been to the Eyetalian Riviera, have you?

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 19:34 | 1790811 knukles
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Dude... so many years ago like about forever, when I was a young lad living in Europa, we'd gone from the UK to the southernly parts for several vacations and the absolute fucking best was the Canary Islands.  Because we were the only non-Europeans there, all the old geezers had their 70 year younger neices on their arms (thought that they would all be dead by the morn of heart/stroke LOL...stroke...neve mind) and the only things to do there were...  drink, lay on the beach, drink, eat, drink, lay on the beach some more, drink, set something on fire, yell in some make believe language at small childern until they cried, drink, pass out, come to, drink, pain killers & Ativan to take the edge off, drink, start over... 
Now, well versed in the ways of the world, a man of character and honor, fully committed to maintaining order within any society into which I am inserted, to porperly cause havoc and mayhem, I am a firm believer in "When in Rome, do as the Romans."  But fuck it, I was in the Canary Islands, so we had to adapt a little.
So I got a hold of the skimpiest string bananna hanger I could, some ourageously oversized flip flops, a humongoliod straw hat and wore an old yellow wife beater with a circle on the front with the number 13 in the center that around the outside said "Hail Mary's Catholic Acadmey for Young Men. 
Yup, and there wuz lots of niked wimen thar.
Glad you reminded me of that.
I think that we also threw a couch off of the hotel balcony in the middle of the night and got lost in shrubrey another time.  The hotel shrubrey.  Or something.  Kinda like riding through midnight on the Hiawatha Limited.

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