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European CDS Rerack: Mamma Mia

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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:19 | 1831661 Debtless
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Wheeeeeeee!...SPXU

and the PMs are going on sale too.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:33 | 1831788 Don Birnam
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor...and surviving. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:35 | 1831795 CPL
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Combination of horror and amusement.  The mental imagery is profound.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:35 | 1831796 trav7777
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All I know is gold is up in the currencies of all the places I wanna move to lol

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:41 | 1832196 smith45
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don't worry comrades by 3:p.m. dow will be up and by on the dip,what a county -ben wii take care of us, buy buy,buy-------

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:19 | 1831673 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Don't worry if you've got CDS, you'll be protected.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:29 | 1831697 Ghordius
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...from STDs

ban CDS again.

they were banned, for a reason. they should be banned again, for many reasons

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:37 | 1831809 CPL
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I think you missed his efforts in Irony.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:41 | 1831846 Pool Shark
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This is not a credit event...

This is not a credit event...

This is not a credit event...

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:44 | 1831874 daily bread
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Didn't you learn?  A credit event only occurs when it works in my favor!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:44 | 1831869 trav7777
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oh yeah, CDSs MADE Italy bankrupt, they MADE oil peak, yeah.  Ban them and everything will go back to hunky dory.

CDSs have only exposed what some tried to keep hidden.  Oh, and they were the primary driver of synthetic debt and were consquently essential for credit growth

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831709 French Frog
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i breathe a sigh of relief lol

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:25 | 1831722 HelluvaEngineer
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Ah, they never really worked anyway.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:51 | 1831924 Potemkin Nation
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CDSs should be regulated like insurance and writers forced to maintain risk-based capital reserves.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:55 | 1831950 Harlequin001
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Yeah, that'll work...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:19 | 1831674 heyligen
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more voluntary haircuts coming

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:22 | 1831689 Sudden Debt
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and after that, EVERYBODY TO THE SHOWERS!

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831707 Dr. No
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More like everyone will take a bath.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:28 | 1831752 Ethics Gradient
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I think Sudden was referring to the Zyklon B kind of shower.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:43 | 1831854 Jay Gould Esq.
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Quite so...also, thus making the haircuts "involuntary."

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:57 | 1831964 Harlequin001
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No, it's either voluntary haircut, OR the shower...

just so everyone knows it's fair.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:25 | 1831726 Ruffcut
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Haircuts don't work when your already bald.

No No....LuLu ... Down Down..

Oh Oh... RoBo... Gonna be a HoBo...

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:20 | 1831678 Note to self
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collateral bitchez

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:20 | 1831681 Vergeltung
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I love ZH, but the slang names for the countries are rather unprofessional. just my humble opinion.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831702 JenkinsLane
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You're on the wrong site.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:49 | 1831913 BorisTheBlade
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Site is fine, side is wrong.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831704 Sudden Debt
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So you live in Wankerland right?

 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:29 | 1831755 littleguy
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self-deprecation is our strongest suit, leave us wankers alone. Better a wanker than a cheese-eating surrender monkey.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:30 | 1831767 Ghordius
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he is not a cheese-eating surrender monkey, he is a chocolate-eating staunch Belgian

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:31 | 1831779 littleguy
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haha, Belgium isn't even a real country.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831710 mtomato2
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Nobody EVER accused Zero Hedge of being, or even TRYING to be, "professional."

"Professional" is one of the main reasons the planet is burning.

That, and "Educated..."

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:35 | 1831798 Mitzibitzi
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You missed 'Politically Correct', I think. And possibly 'Expert opinion is...'?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:37 | 1831810 mtomato2
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Damn straight.  I sit humbly corrected.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:33 | 1832482 Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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"Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." ~Richard Feynman

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:29 | 1832124 Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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That's right, education, but there's a reason for this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIva2she5HQ

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831711 MsCreant
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You missed a major inside joke.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:23 | 1831712 Ethics Gradient
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Did you dislike Doosheland?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 10:52 | 1832255 Shvanztanz
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What's funny is that "dusche" is shower in German. So, if you call it shower-land, you are making a reference to the most painful and shameful part of their history. Even though what we mean by doosh should probably be more offensive, it actually still pales before the message that actually comes across. 

 

Another little Cliff Claven point of note: all these years, our slur for germans has been, among other things, "kraut", which we assume means a reference to saurkraut. By it self, it just means "herb".

So, if you went around and people were calling you an herb, you'd probably be infinitely more confused than offended. 

I am a big dork (grosse Streber). On with the show.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1832554 earnulf
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This is why ZH is so great, there are constant tidbits of useless information that we can then use to confuse the shit out of people who have no idea that the parthanon is burning, much less where it is or what the hell a parthanon is anyway.

dork away!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:02 | 1835619 Shvanztanz
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indeed

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:24 | 1831714 lunaticfringe
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They don't use those unprofessional names over at HuffPo. The horror of it all.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:25 | 1831721 afdestruction
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This isn't a professional site. Do you wear a suit and tie while reading?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:25 | 1831727 Dr. Engali
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This is fight club bitch. No political correctness here.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:26 | 1831731 Note to self
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You want professional?  Go to a bank!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:26 | 1831737 homersimpson
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You mean you don't like the nickname "Fleece instead of Greece? Or "Greased"?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:28 | 1831749 NumberNone
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Leave your sensitivity at the door. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:28 | 1831751 Cognitive Dissonance
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I gave you an up arrow for speaking your mind.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:31 | 1831771 Ethics Gradient
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Agreed. Nicely done. Will you be doing the same for Robo?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:36 | 1831808 Cognitive Dissonance
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:-)

I draw the line for 'speaking your mind' at stupid. Anything beyond that..........well, no joy joy from CD.

BTW I am considering doing an audio version where I read my essays in my voice and attach a link to that file in the article.

Is there any interest from the ZH crowd for this?

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 09:59 | 1831976 pods
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Yes!  Perfect for the drive home. Just be sure to be careful.  No Tommy Boy moments needed.

Don't want to be listening and then feel like I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE ABUTMENT.

:)

pods

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