European Crisis Explanation... For Dummies From Greeks

Tyler Durden's picture

Pulling no punches and as irreverent as we can imagine, Mr. Panos - the Greek 'Borat' - explains (with a somewhat shocking sense of reality) just what the European crisis - most specifically the Greek 'angle' - is all about. From taxes, tourists, shadow economies, war retribution, and german-union realities -  after watching this clip, everything about Greece will be henceforth clear...except perhaps whether Greece has higher exports of Potassium than Kazakhstan. Enjoy.


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CynicLaureate's picture

Not so; the spaghetti in Germany is much better than the spaghetti in Greece.

francis_sawyer's picture

Hello Hans Hello Mrs. Schnitzel face!

Sudden Debt's picture

And on a possitive note:
Mr Pro Europe explains

For your info'
Carry on up the khyber:
It starts at 1 minute and 50 seconds

citta vritti's picture

thank you. excellent tonics for a Friday afternoon. speaking of tonic ...

navy62802's picture

Gene-yoos. Gene-yoos.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

That was Jean-yous I concur. Total comeback of Farcism. Farcists... everywhere I look. I'd be scared but I'm too busy laughing.


Atomizer's picture

Snow monkeys vs Muppets

Village Smithy's picture

What exactly is a "snow monkey"?

brooklynlou's picture

Snow Monkey = Some blond haired blue eyed Aryan type that tries to conquer Europe and Asia only to freeze his floppy freckled penis ... like a moron.

(See also "Hitler never played Risk" by Eddie Izzard)

Absinthe Minded's picture

Speaking of tonic Nmewn, did u try the New Amsterdam yet?

Jim in MN's picture

Don't worry, be happy.  Fry your eggs on your iPad...SUNNY side up



Dr. Engali's picture

That is the funniest damn video I've watched in a long time.

Paul Atreides's picture

Damn you gotta hand it to those Greeks, I never would have thought of that.

12ToothAssassin's picture

Dis time dey use dehr brains.


Superior Greek intellect.

MarcusLCrassus's picture

That reminds me of that great part in Catch-22:


"That is why Italy is winning WWII and why America is losing it..."


N: "You don't understand.  It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."


OM: "No, you have it backwards.  Its better to live on your feet than to die on your knees."



Irish66's picture

You gave Greece the money, you have the problem

Sudden Debt's picture

You own the bank 100$, you've got a problem
You own the bank 100 billion $ the bank has a problem.

campag's picture

never a truer word spoken in jest

The Axe's picture

thats fucking funny

EL INDIO's picture


Fucking brilliant...

SheepDog-One's picture

Hallo Mr. Hansel Schnitzelface! We dont have ze problem, YOU gave us ze money, YOU have ze problem now!

SilverRhino's picture

Didnt the Germans just relive Greece of all of their gold?


brooklynlou's picture

Are you 100% sure the Greeks gave the Germans gold?

Could be some bauxite spray painted gold.

The real gold is in a matress in the basement someplace

TruthInSunshine's picture

If you owe the bank €100,000 you have a problem.

If you owe the bank €100,000,000,000 the bank has a problem.

MarcusLCrassus's picture

This guy is trolling genius. He realizes that the key to the whole issue of the Euro lays with the German people. 


The moment the German people pressure their own politicians to end the bailouts, the whole Euro house of cards comes tumbling down.   


The more Germans who see this kind of video, the more they will begin pressuring their own politicians to end the bailout. 


Its like psyops. 

SheepDog-One's picture

I'm just amazed the German people havent shoved a rod up that little fat troll Merkels ass and roasted her over an open pit yet.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Never threaten Angie with a good time.

Elliott Eldrich's picture

Oh crud... Now I understand those "coffee warnings" people put on their postings sometimes...

Village Smithy's picture

Apparently, like democracy the Greeks invented psyops.

Madrid2020's picture

I guess Greeks asking for WWII repariations is like blacks in America asking for slavery repariations,like that is ever going to happen! Get off your asses the both of yous(Archie Bunker accent) and get to work!

LongSoupLine's picture

"Greeks don't fight like heroes...heroes fight like Greeks"

Hallpass2012's picture

& Germany can go fuck themselves

QuietCorday's picture

"We worked for the Turks for 400 years; so, now, we are taking vacation!"


themosmitsos's picture

SchnitzelFace geenious :DDDDDDD

and they freeze in the snow, like morons :D LOL

Stackers's picture

BWAAHAAAAAAAA. Oh crap that was funny

Mercury's picture

The Greeks may have a secret plan against the Germans but they also appear to have a secret plan against themselves.

evolutionx's picture

Euro Collapse Explained in 3 Minutes

Reflections on Europes financial woes. Special subject: the economies of the European Community. Which debt is owed by whom? Who will pay the bill?


infinity8's picture

Thank you. This saved me from having a completely shitty day.

peekcrackers's picture

"running around with your freckle penis "


hardcleareye's picture

I didn't need that visual.... lol

Taffy Lewis's picture

I hope Hitler doesn't see this :-)

slewie the pi-rat's picture

i responded to the guy below,  hell_4_whatever

he has a whole string of hitler quotes, praising the greeks for bravery

so i tried to respond to him on an upbeat, anyhow, and i think he junked me!

once you start quoting hitler on zH, who knows...?

nothing past "protecting women's honor" in the 20th century, post-WWII, but a nice quote from papaJoe, thanking the greeks for winning WWII, or some enclave of zve-keenz who are perhaps some tribe or racial group?

well, at least the world is no longer run by a buncha terminal syphilitics;  maybe in another 50 or 100 years, we'll start seeing the improvements more clearly...

this guy is great!  i think the boomers should be able to supply a heluva lotta nude grannies and maybe a tight virgin spinster or two;  it's practically warm enuf right now to just go full everything, everywhere, BiCheZ!  L0L!

don't #0ccupy! #Liberate!

lolmao500's picture

While in france...

French PM: Country to pass tougher laws on hate speech after series of killings (DPA)