European Liquidity Downgraded From Ice To Carbonite

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Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:32 | 1907006 russki standart
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The only liquidity in Europe is the urine dripping down the legs of the Eurocrats and Politicians.  Were I a EU leader,  I would be keeping my private jet on standby for a one way flight to Paraguay.



Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:39 | 1907064 Mitch Comestein
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It cost 0.30 euro to use the toilet in Germany.  They are just trying to save.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:41 | 1907075 BaBaBouy
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Why IS the EURO worth more than a $Buck anyway ???

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:44 | 1907092 Spastica Rex
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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:54 | 1907141 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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As many as god tells to.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:59 | 1907165 Doubleguns
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BAbabouy, Unfortunately that tells you what a buck is worth. Stop laughing, you should be cryin.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:05 | 1907193 Theta_Burn
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Don't worry our invite (US) to this party is just delayed a bit and NOT because our USPS in bankrupt either

The good news is this Christmas will be enjoyed by a few

The bad news is next Christmas will be canceled.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:51 | 1907081 The Big Ching-aso
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How much more shit can these fans take before they get up and walk out the stadium?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:42 | 1907086 Joe Sixpack
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Don't forget the part about the jet being loaded with gold.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:43 | 1907090 Joe Sixpack
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Don't forget the part about the jet being loaded with gold.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:51 | 1907124 The Big Ching-aso
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How can I you told me twice already.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:50 | 1907120 The Big Ching-aso
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Does anyone know where I can buy a pocket-size Mayan calendar?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:08 | 1907201 Eally Ucked
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Dollar Store or 12.5$ at Borders.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:04 | 1907182 slaughterer
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I call a "double-top" in GDP-weighted sovereign risk.  /sarc

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 20:41 | 1908970 Buck Johnson
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No kidding and they might even be able to live on George Bush's massive farm that he bought down there.  It's drying up and drying up fast, and good money is betting that the EU will fall apart and/or someone is going to leave a big country (Germany) before all hell breaks loose.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:30 | 1907011 tmosley
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Paging WB7, need image of Sarkozy frozen in carbonite, paging WB7.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:30 | 1907012 Boston Wealth
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Angela Merkel knows all too well it is fictional!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:30 | 1907013 Conrad Murray
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Stuff those technocrat turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving eurobitches.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:36 | 1907052 GeneMarchbanks
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Thank you Conrad. Technocraturkeys... will roast. Please do likewise to BAC etc etc across the pond.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:45 | 1907094 Joe Sixpack
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Turkey may be roasting eurobitches (though they are a eurobitch)

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:31 | 1907016 The Axe
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Look for a cut in the rate, tonight..not in 2012 like JPM states, and look for a IMF to accept any paper, even toxic paper for a cash infusion tonight..and then watch I short-covering snap-back rally....

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:32 | 1907023 the not so migh...
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thats all thats left now, bailouts and rumors of bailouts.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:42 | 1907082 Caviar Emptor
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I'll take rumored bailouts for 500Trillion, Alex

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:59 | 1907422 ex VRWC
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OK, Rumored bailouts for $500 Trillion.  From which nearby star does this alien civilization who will soon bail out Earths governments hail?

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doooooo doo doo doo doo.....

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 15:49 | 1907959 fuu
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Sirius dog!

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 16:35 | 1908194 Things that go bump
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What are Vogons?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:45 | 1907095 Spastica Rex
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And a rain of blood and plague of locusts.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:42 | 1907085 Eally Ucked
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I would cut it to -5%, why to go for small change? Talking about paper acceptance by IMF that's why I have stocked up on Toilette variety and hope to cash in on the trend. I'll make call to them tonight to finalize our deal.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:44 | 1907019 slewie the pi-rat
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:32 | 1907021 Corn1945
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How much longer can they keep this sham together?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:35 | 1907039 Gene Parmesan
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Probably just long enough for the Syria/Iran/China/Russia vs. the US/Europe/etc royal rumble to get underway.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:39 | 1907068 Tsar Pointless
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The former team is managed by "Classy" Freddie Blassie, while the latter is managed by "Captain" Lou Albano.

Too bad Andre the Giant isn't alive to participate. I'd love to see Sergeant Slaughter team up with him against The Iron Shiek and Ivan Koloff.

Opportunity missed.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:46 | 1907102 Spastica Rex
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Is this one a cage match?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 16:37 | 1908202 Things that go bump
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Ya, and we are all in it.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:53 | 1907135 The Big Ching-aso
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How much time ya got?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:33 | 1907024 moskov
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I don't believe the Fundamentals of Europe is that strong. If Russia cut their gas supply. Game over?


They have the guts to fingerpointing US and China? What a bunch of shit

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:47 | 1907100 hedgeless_horseman
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If When Russia must cut their gas supply. Game over?.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:57 | 1907156 Doubleguns
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They will simply price it in gold. EZ to take note from Germany Weimer republic and burn euros this winter.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:00 | 1907169 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Germany will leave the Euro before that would happen.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:33 | 1907027 Cdad
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Wonderful...and just in time for the holidays!  

Oh the weather outsdie is frightful, but the fire side 's delightful....

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:38 | 1907061 GeneMarchbanks
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...and since we have no place to go, let it...

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:46 | 1907103 Dapper Dan
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Today will go down in history as The Thanksgiving Day Massacre,

Someone mentioned the message boards of yahoo, I have read many comments on a number of MSM sites and peoples opinions have changed dramatically in the last 6 months, the sheeple are hearing rumors of wolves in the adjoining fields and the wolves are hungry.  The panic phase is not far off.

When the anger comes I hope the sheeple don’t attack the shepherds, it is the owners who pay the Sheppard’s to herd the sheeple that are responsible, but I fear they don’t yet know who the owners are!


Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:33 | 1907028 Quintus
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Please, please, please just crash already.  This is getting unbearably tedious.

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:51 | 1907121 Spastica Rex
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I see you quiver with antici.......................................................pation.

But maybe the rain, isn't really to blame, so I'll remove the cause.....

but NOT the symptom!

Thu, 11/24/2011 - 06:19 | 1910124 StychoKiller
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Oh, to take that first step to the left...

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 13:03 | 1907178 midgetrannyporn
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Don't get hot and flustered

Use a bit of mustard...

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:33 | 1907030 TheSto
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The night is darkest before the dawn. 

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:36 | 1907050 Tsar Pointless
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Yes, but unfortunately, the sun just went down, and we're stuck in the Arctic in the middle of winter.

Dawn is a long, long ways away, and there won't be much daylight to sort through things before we go back to darkness.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Thu, 11/24/2011 - 06:21 | 1910127 StychoKiller
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"We shall meet again, in a place where there is no darkness." -- O'Brien, "1984"

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:37 | 1907053 dwdollar
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You think this is night? You ain't seen nothing yet.

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