European Rumormill Goes Full Retard

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:08 | 1663375 Id fight Gandhi
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It's sad how rumors are the key triggers. Shitty rumors at that too.

Kinda miss the old predictable Pomo days compared to this.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:15 | 1663413 DormRoom
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current account balance surplus nations may try to assist Europe until 2013, when the  permanent European extended facility can take over and provide an 'orderly default' for the South. Not doing so would create huge dislocation in global markets.  And as any political economist will tell you, huge dislocations in markets tend to lead to wars, and regime change.  Not good for the status quo.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:16 | 1663433 Leopold B. Scotch
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There are so many fingers plugged into this soggy dyke, Central bankers need to start wearing a uniforms of something like that traditionally worn by dutch-boys and girls.   Clogs.  Lots of clogs.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:21 | 1663467 SMG
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I think all these desperate rumors and volitility are a sign the end is coming within the next few weeks or months.  October seems to be the month for crahses, maybe then.  

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:26 | 1663490 dwdollar
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I agree.  These rumors are trying to pump the market for some real bearish news coming down the line.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:31 | 1663528 eurusdog
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Hey, this is offensive, I've known retards that are smarter than that!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:51 | 1663627 spiral_eyes
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Question: Will China bail out the world?

Answer: No — they will try to when asset prices have dropped a lot more, but that will be too little, too late. 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1663636 max2205
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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:18 | 1663722 eisley79
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make a graphic to depict full and partial retard mode....

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:25 | 1664877 mkkby
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Junk me all you want -- the Fed will ultimately bail out Europe and Pomo devalue the US debt. 

And so sorry, they won't let you pay off your mortgage with a gold coin.  They'll change the rules somehow to break that trade.  Rant and rave all you like about guns and revolution, but it'll just be a slow decline like the last 30 years were.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:47 | 1664993 malikai
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You would be certainly correct if the US had total control over the situation, but there are factors at play here much greater than the US or it's Bilderberg overlords.

Given that we are in an inherently chaotic and unstable world, I'd put the odds of slow decline at closer to 50/50. But that's just me.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:23 | 1663748 Taku
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China buys Europe.
Russia owns Europe.

These sort of things lead to greater wars.
"2013 facility" another magic wand? Will it fix the problems? Or encourage Extend and pretend credit junkies?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:06 | 1663961 Léonard
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I beg your pardon but it's the USA that owns Europe but not for long anymore.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 17:17 | 1665291 Taku
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Based on what was said. But yes, I should've clarified 'to own?'

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:05 | 1663955 Léonard
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No, China won't bail the USA out.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:43 | 1663587 So Close
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Half life of this one.....  7.5 minutes..

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:32 | 1663536 living on the edge
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It really is pathetic watching this shit show. The EU can't be bailed out, it's too late and too expensive. No one willingly puts their head in a guillotine.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:08 | 1663969 Léonard
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You guys still don't get that the UE and the Eurozone are two different entities.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:40 | 1664077 LongSoupLine
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I'm thinking more like SS uniforms all with "I heart Joseph Goebbels"" pins on the collar.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:22 | 1663468 DaveyJones
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and God knows they've acted wisely up to this point. The system is bursting from too much debt chasing too little resource. THe status quo can not prevent it given they were its creators. 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1663503 DormRoom
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That's like saying you shouldn't put out the fire in a neighbour's house, cuz they were the ones that started it.  Regardless, that fire can spread to your house, and consume your family.  Put out the fire first, then solve the structural problems.  That's the lesson of Lehman.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:32 | 1663537 DaveyJones
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No I'm saying we've used up most of our water and our economic systems have made and sold too many claims on the aquifer. Most of our wealth is abstract digits with claims on the future that are based upon lies about growth and natural resource. This point in human history was probably innevitable and dangerous.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:52 | 1663634 WonderDawg
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And what has been done to fix the structural problems since Lehman? Throw more debt at a debt problem, try to solve an insolvency problem with a liquidity solution. It has worked to delay the inevitable, and in doing so, exponentially increased the ultimate destruction that will occur.

Great plan, let's do it some more.


Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:34 | 1663545 bankruptcylawyer
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of course they 'may' try and help. 


but more likely, they will try and help themselves. they will only do things to milk these countries for control over their resources, for guarantees of long term consumption contracts, and for capital expenditures, or forkovers of utlitity control. 


why wouldn't russia have helped belorus out of hyper inflation? because russia is probably strategizing to take advantage of its neighbor directly in the wake of their collapse ( currently happening) . 

you may as just well say russia ( speciically ) and china ( less specifically ) would try and take advantage of the west by deliberately causing market havoc. 

the truth is that they will "help" or "not help" or "bungle" only in such a manner as helps themselves. 

whether or not the situation is pareto optimal , or zero sum, is a complex matter and you need the true and complete set of information about china's stakes to know the answer with regards to each choice or possible course of action they may take with respect to the western countrie's demand for bailout money. 


the rub is that only china really knows the true and complete set of infromation about its own stakes. in the game of nations each nation is in the best position to know what he risks losing or gaining. 


as much as i hate bankers, if there is to be one world order without global scale would hope that each nation would be reasonable enough to prevent the utter financial collapse of militarily threatening countries. 


i.e. this is why the u.s. sent billions to russia post soviet union collapse. not only to stabilize and safeguard the nuclear stockpile, but generally to help bring them into the capitalist 'fold'. i can't say russia benefitted all that much. but only the cia and a few others really know how all this money was used.


Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:41 | 1663835 CPL
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Getting closer.  You are almost there.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:08 | 1664471 Savyindallas
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I think Russia will help because Putin is a nice guy and wants to do the right thing - helping out a fellow white brother in need. With the Chinese breathing down their necks - we Christian Anglo countries need to stick together and lend a helping hand.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:24 | 1663489 Popo
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I hear Zimbabwe is offering a cool trillion to Europe.  Everything's going to be okay.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:18 | 1664282 GenX Investor
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I thought they were offering 400 septillion new Zimbabwe dollars to buy Italian bonds today???

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 14:12 | 1664481 Savyindallas
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Hey don't laugh it off. Every bit counts, a few quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars here and there, and pretty soon it starts to add up.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:08 | 1663376 alexdg
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My 486DX4 will make a bid! still faster than a russian trader on vodka.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:09 | 1663381 Divided States ...
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The martians are coming

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:14 | 1663417 Leopold B. Scotch
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Krugman will be pleased.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:16 | 1663420 malikai
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This just in! Grey aliens offer to buy greek bonds with their platinum currency. Gold prices tumble $100. EURUSD now at 1.60. Unicorns and rainbows engage in spontaneous celebration all over the world!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:48 | 1663616 Leopold B. Scotch
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Really, if we just sink enough benjamins into the war vs. the martians effort, we're home free.  Economy will be on easy street.  Seriously.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:08 | 1663382 sushi
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Next rumour - Greece will bail out Italy!!!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:11 | 1663393 drider
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Greece has already bailed-out German and France banks, so I see no problem with Italy!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:44 | 1663595 kaiserhoff
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I think that was bailed ON German and French banks, but why be picky?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:11 | 1663396 cossack55
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I think that was covered by those two British comics. Forget their name and link.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:25 | 1663493 WhatCouldGoWrong
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:32 | 1663534 malikai
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I almost pissed myself. +1000 greek bonds

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:37 | 1663554 GeneMarchbanks
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correct or should I say: caaarr-wrecked

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1663500 Real Estate Geek
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Never mind.  WCGW beat me to it.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 12:06 | 1663962 english serf
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they are aussie

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:14 | 1663418 optimator
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I can't understand why some entity somewhere hasn't simply borrowed against the IOU that are in the Social Security unlocked box?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:10 | 1663386 GenX Investor
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You never go full retard!  Com'on Simple Jack, you belong to Flaming Dragon now!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:19 | 1663459 DutchSucker
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Me thinks its fLaming dLagon

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:24 | 1663485 mess nonster
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fRaming dLagon!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:10 | 1663388 Belarus
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The rumors are working for the nano-second. Looks like the abysmal volume means every trader is afraid to take either side of the bet without hedge, stop losses, etc. in place because one wrong move....

And your down 5-10%....or up 5-10%. So naturally while everyone is afraid to place a bet--no volume--you can count on the market rising on vapor volume with "other" asset help from Fed balance sheet. 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:10 | 1663390 the not so migh...
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pure desperation and they are running out of rumors and distractions.

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