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Europe's Grand Plan - 3 Strikes And You're All In

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Via Peter Tchir of TF Market Advisors,

The "Grand Plan" on October 27th had 3 prongs.

Bank recapitalization.  That has been a failure.  The EFSF gave up on that and just said it would loan to member countries so they could recapitalize.  Since the EFSF was supposed to lend to governments anyways, how is this different?  So fail on any form of standardized pan-European bank recapitalization.

An IIF led PSI agreement in Greece.  Ackerman stepped out of the limelight and left the hot potato in Dallara's hands.  It seemed obvious to anyone at a bank that the IIF had absolutely zero ability to commit banks to anything.  That has turned out to be true as well, and last report is that Greece is now negotiating directly with private holders.  Fail on the 50% haircut.

The EFSF was going to leverage and get outside money. In spite of a lot of frequent flier miles and some fancy summits, no real outside money has materialized, and leveraging the EFSF has been a fiasco.  The meeting today that was supposed to confirm it, has turned into a who can downplay it faster quote fest.  This has to be a failure, and seriously who allowed such sloppy documents to be prepared and sent out, time and time again?

So they have failed on each of their major initiatives, but now the market is comfortable that they will get ECB to "print" and that some form of "policy changes" will be fast tracked.  Giving them the benefit of the doubt that they will accomplish things "this time" seems one thing.  Actually believing the plans will work out is another.  Virtually all the analysis ends with print and treaties and we will be fine.  I doubt that we get those yet, and I remain dubious that they will work and won't unleash new and bigger problems.  In baseball, three strikes and you're out, but in this world of central bankers and politicians, three strikes seems be at least acceptable, if not actually good.

 

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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:48 | 1926556 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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All in, bitchez

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:51 | 1926574 Cleanclog
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There isn't enough good music left for this dance marathon.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:59 | 1926622 Ahmeexnal
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ECB is all in with just a pair of 2s.
Mr. Market has a Royal Flush.
Retards.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:04 | 1926651 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Breaking News:  Euro Finance Ministers Agree to Release 8 billion Euros for Greece.

They are going to need a bigger boat.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:57 | 1927622 Zero Govt
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"Grand Plan"

sounds alot like "Super Committee"

both to result in Grand Super Bollocks 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:49 | 1926559 BaBaBouy
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Gold

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:52 | 1926573 Manthong
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Gold and silver... maybe a little platinum for good luck.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:55 | 1926598 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Platinum is a steal at this price.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:06 | 1926666 DoChenRollingBearing
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Historically, yes!  Kudos!

Unless the roles of the PMs are changing.  FOFOA says gold is the one to have, that we will see a huge quantum jump in price as paper gold burns (approx. 100 paper claims on each physical oz of gold), and physical gets scarce.  The other PMs will not perform nearly as well FOFOA says.

I respect FOFOA a lot (and contribute), but I have Pt and Ag as well.  It is hard for a Bearing to predict the future, so I diversify.

Anyone else notice that Platinum EAGLES are hard to find?  Pt Nobles are still available last I looked.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:47 | 1926915 Boston
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Anyone else notice that Platinum EAGLES are hard to find?

 

Pretty much impossible. I've been tracking ~10 dealers and nobody has 1oz US or Canadian coins.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:21 | 1927444 Sudden Debt
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As a european buyer, platinum is impossible to get at a decend price.

But that's one of the only PM I don't need. It's not mainstream enough.

The only platinum I have is my wedding ring that that one probably only weights 2 grams.

IN SILVER AND GOLD I BELIEVE!!

And either way, they'll shine. I don't care about the bigger one right now. Most probably silver because everybody is chasing the gold dragon.

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:08 | 1926675 Long-John-Silver
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Only if there is a successful economy in our future. The outlook for continued use of Platinum in automotive exhaust system's is dim because the Chinese don’t use them.  

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:34 | 1926841 agent default
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I think in the minds of most people gold and silver have historically been perceived more as money and cash than platinum.  Platimun is more of an industrial metal, it is a noble and precious metal, but somehow, I cannot picture anyone performing any transactions with platinum coins.  When this mess leads to the inevitable printing party/currency crisis, people will turn to gold and silver, not platinum, rhodium or palladium, they may be expensive, and they will follow the commodity complex to the sky, but they have never been thought of as money.  These have and will always behave like very expensive industrial commodities in my opinion.

Here is a simple experiment you can try: Go ask someone what they know about platinum.  They probably know more about gold or silver.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:48 | 1926560 GeneMarchbanks
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Fail, after all, is the name of the game. How do you think Corzine got where he was?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:54 | 1926591 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Because Rockefeller likes the way Corzine's beard tickles.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:48 | 1926563 redpill
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Pretend Economics, the 21st Century School.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:53 | 1926586 GeneMarchbanks
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Bread & Circuses still flowing last I checked. Won't change anytime soon.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:56 | 1926607 redpill
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Which was also the 44 BC school of economics in Rome.  It's looking like the end result will be the same this time around.  Long live the terminal Republic!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:36 | 1927226 Ghordius
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Generals coming back with armies without Senate's permission?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:57 | 1927333 LawsofPhysics
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That would be awesome, then I could get one of my best technicians back.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:50 | 1926569 SHEEPFUKKER
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Those three prongs hurt my rectum. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:38 | 1927236 Ghordius
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Don't worry, by January we'll have other utensils up...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:52 | 1926580 Comay Mierda
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quick someone call Dick Bove

BAC almost in the $4's

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:55 | 1926599 SHEEPFUKKER
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Can we have a conference call with Uncle Warren as well?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:00 | 1926629 OldPhart
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At what point do they get de-listed?  Isn't it about $5.00 and they come off the active market?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:09 | 1926676 Vincent Vega
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I would imagine a reverse split would happen at say 1 for 10 and kick it up to $49/share...viola! problem solved.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926769 s2man
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I thought it was $5 and they get dropped from the DOW. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1926818 Nobody For President
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Under a buck - you gotta wait a week. 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:14 | 1926704 Deadpool
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quick call Buffett...at least he has skin in the game. AMR should take down GE if east European real estate doesn't first. Odd that it's up.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:54 | 1926596 Misean
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Yep, we need big bonuses to hang on to the kind of talent that thinks this way.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:55 | 1926600 squib
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EFSF, leverage, recapitalize...who cares?!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on tonight!!!!!!  Owooooh!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 14:57 | 1926608 JPM Hater001
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Rumor has it Berlesconi skipped out to go get a bag of weed and clearly has arrived back on the scene with product in hand.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:00 | 1926631 slaughterer
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"Grand Plan" = major failure

Treaty changes will be a failure.

ECB printing will be a failure.

Austerity will be a failure.

Even the replacement currencies after the Euro fails will be a failure.

 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:03 | 1926652 NotApplicable
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Nothing has failed, as there was never anything real that could succeed. It's all just a bunch of head-fakes and counter head-fakes to buy time as they make off with the loot while waiting for a "political mandate" to emerge. Then the real solution emerges, massive pain for the 99.9%ers.

2012 is gonna be such a freakin' hoot, I tell ya!

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:07 | 1926654 Sunset chaser
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In voice of Dr. Evil: Rrriiiiiiggghhhht.

So let me see if I'm getting this straight. If we give the banks lots of free money everything will be OK, the populace will be settled, and nothing bad will ever happen again.

Where is walstreetpro2 when I need him?

http://www.youtube.com/user/walstreetpro2

PS - Looks like it's about time to BAC up the truck and load up on some BAC puts if it breaks below $5 and can't get up again.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:12 | 1926697 SheepDog-One
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'Right, we'll try free money to banks again....SURE its failed every time so far, but 1 more hit should do the trick!' Said the washout rock bottom heroin junkie.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:33 | 1926832 Nobody For President
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Day low $5.03 (so far).

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:04 | 1926657 youngman
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It is sureal to watch this live and in color.....all the talk is how to buy something that should never be sold in the first place....all because the politicians cannot cut any spending...debt...it does not have to be used...but if a politician can give you something today...that someone else will have to pay for in the future...he looks better and get reelected...and the Bankers are all for it because they can play in the debt game too...and make their fees...%´s ...commissions etc.....the average Joe just gets his government check....he has no idea where the cash comes from or cares...but he does care if it is cut...or changed...or even talked about....so what do I think is the end game....the central banks will be the only buyers of the debt...and that will work for awhile....until it doesnt....and that will be when someone or some country will no longer accept the fiat for trade...the Banks will wither away as they will get shut out of the markets...they will have one big ride with CDS´s ...but that will end when the first country defaults and the dominos fall on that casino...Jow ill get his check..but it will buy half of what it used to the year earlier..its depressing to watch this...it is rats drowning...they all deserve to drown...but you feel sad when they do...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:05 | 1926665 Irish66
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when is the vix going to move?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:06 | 1926667 automato
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To misquote Jon Lovitz..."Then I became the King Of the World and everythng I touched turned into gold, yeah That's the ticket!"

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:09 | 1926680 Sunset chaser
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I'm going to have to consult my favorite investment advisor Kevin Rowland on this one. Here's what he has to say about printing money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWFA6g2x-4&list=UUkOjiWEQs7ZgmAGS8kKBN_Q...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:09 | 1926682 willien1derland
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But HOLD on just one second...Fail is such a strong term  - one MUST consider the objective - You Mr. Durden being a man who wants accountability & responsibility can be considered a man of action who wants concrete results...The Merkozy has a totally different agenda...one akin to performance art as an act of governance...I mean consider the fact that the Merkozy's EU interpretation of Abbott & Costello's famous "Whose on 3rd skit?" has been quite successful - each time these two have taken the stage they have bought time with NO INVESTMENT whatsoever...then Merkozy brilliantly introduced the world to their rendition of MacBeth's 'Play within a Play' (EU->Plan about a Plan) - NO INVESTMENT & they delivered NOTHING MEANINGFUL then Merkozy introduced the world to the EU version of CLUE by replacing Gpap (in Athens with the Debt) for Lucas 'Colonel Mustard' Papademos & ousted Silvio Berlusconi (in Rome with Bunga Bunga) for Mario 'Professor Plum' Monti...so what is the next act on the Merkozy 'All the World is a Stage - Brother can you spare a dime' tour? - remember life is all about the journey...results are so yesterday...Vive' La Merkozy! </sarcasm off>

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:09 | 1926684 SheepDog-One
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The Grand Plan- 'Um...brother can ya spare a few trillion Euro'?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:10 | 1926685 ZippyBananaPants
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BAC will be replaced in the DOW by C?

WFC?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:23 | 1926766 Deadpool
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FCX if there is a God in heaven.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:11 | 1926691 cullino
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the best is yet to come ;-)

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:13 | 1926700 dbells32
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Glad to hear someone is living in reality.  The fact the market is down only -3 and change YTD is ridiculous.  The world is so much worse off than it was Dec. 31 2010.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:17 | 1926727 Yikes
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EU officals have been pretty quite the last 48 hours after the flurry of weekend IMF bailout rumors.   Taking longer than usual to create the next "kick the can" rumor.   Must be running out of ideas. That, or they finally given up and are closing out thier bank accounts before the system collapses and arranging for their gold to moved to an undisclosed location.  South America anyone?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:24 | 1926770 slaughterer
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There was a new rumor of the ECB funneling money to Italy through the IMF today.  

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:38 | 1926865 whirlybird rules
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The first time we heard the rumor that Italy had rejected assistance from the IMF, one got a horrible sick feeling like when you hear the cancer is back. (Greece redux)....  So the question is, things just get worse and worse, but somehow the markets always seem to recover on faith that the Merkozy are going to pull off a miracle.  What gives???  Why, after so many lies and obviously embarassing reversals does this farse continue???

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:56 | 1927321 LawsofPhysics
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Fear.  It's what TPTB are counting on.  Fear and stupidity.  As much as I hate the word, a pardigm shift requires that everyone reconizes that they have been lied to and that this is a farce in the first place.  Good luck with that.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:42 | 1926880 Dick Darlington
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People are VERY cheery today in Finland. One local paper opened a poll asking "Do you believe eurozone will break up?"

Results so far: 83% yes, 17% no.

 

There You see the CONfidence REAL people have on the Titanic...

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 15:44 | 1926892 falak pema
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nein, nein, nein, go suck... grandmother's eggs; I will never agree to ECB dilution. I am Germannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:26 | 1927168 The trend is yo...
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The boy who cried wolf?

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:30 | 1927189 SunBlaster
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:38 | 1927241 walküre
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How is printing money to monetize debt going to address levels of unsustainable debt?

That is the question and soon everyone will arrive at the same conclusion.

Take the bitter medicine now or die of pneumonia later.

There's a cure to all this madness. It's called DEFLATION.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:42 | 1927254 R.R.
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http://www.protothema.gr/greece/article/?aid=162590

 

This time in Heraklion
Another child at school fainted from hunger
 The Society of Heraklion is
Shocked after the revelation that a high school student of the county fainted in class from hunger.

It publishes the newspaper "New Crete", fainting child revealed that he experienced the misery of the whole family.

The child's mother who was contacted to go to school teachers confessed that the whole family had to eat two days, so it caused the blackouts episode of the student

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 16:58 | 1927341 LawsofPhysics
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Only the begining.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:26 | 1927734 chump666
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You been to Europe?  ECB prints to overkill, Germany will take the ECB apart within that week.  Either that or Germany has riots/inflation panic etc and  it's government is taken apart with in a week.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:47 | 1927816 Element
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Nah, they're appealing to the IMF to SOS ... so it's going to be ok now ...

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