Europe's Stigmatized Banks On The Verge Of Crucifixion

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Back in the middle of March, when all was sunshine and unicorns in the post-LTRO world of recovery and another sustainable recovery, we were vociferous in our noting that nothing has been fixed and LTRO3 is not coming. Sure enough, here we are a few weeks later and the encumbering stigma that we were the first to point out (and call Draghi out on) is now wider than at any time since the LTRO program began with the banks that took LTRO loans now trading wide of pre-LTRO levels (fully stigmatized despite all that extra liquidity). Today saw the Stigma spread between LTRO and non-LTRO banks jump its most in 2 months to over 160bps (its highest in almost six months). There is however a troubling conundrum facing the ECB. The banks that need another LTRO (or liquidity) no longer have performing collateral to pledge and other banks that would like liquidity will not take it since they now understand the encumbrance and stigma that is attached to that decision. The ECB is snookered (and so is it any wonder that Draghi is playing for time) and perhaps this is why we are seeing the EUR leak lower against the USD as markets anticipate some more direct monetization mandate-busting action by the ECB (shifting the Fed/ECB balance and implicitly the flow between the two that we have also pointed out as critical). Either way, there is no LTRO3 coming anytime soon and together with this morning's jumps in liquidity funding costs, the vicious circles are ramping up again in Europe.

The LTRO Stigma jumped the most in over two months today (lower pane) and reaches up to near six-month highs - almost entirely removing any LTRO benefit completely...money well spent it seems...

And LTRO-encumbered banks are at their widest since LTRO began - while those that chose the tougher path of self-reliance remain considerably better rated by the market...

Our LTRO Stigma has proved to be one of the clearest ways to show the stress in Europe as we echo our thoughts from 2 months ago:

When one understands that the heart of Europe's problem is the rapid "vaporization" of all money good assets, everything falls into place: from the ECB's response, to Europe's propensity for infinite rehypothecation, to the rapidly deteriorating financial system.

Only this time there can be no quick collateral-type response as money-good assets are few and far between. We suspect it won't be long before the Fed comes to their rescue with extensions of the FX swap lines - but just how much of that ECB balance sheet does the Fed really want to take on as collateral when it is also nothing more than a giant CDO balanced on the dross assets of Europe's banking system (especially when one considers that ECB margin calls remain negligible in the face of asset impairments everywhere).

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Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:38 | 2409887 Cognitive Dissonance
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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my bank to keep,

If it should die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my bank to take.

And take the central bankers while you're at it Lord.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:39 | 2409899 Temporalist
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You cannot petition the lord (Blankfein) with prayer.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:42 | 2409903 Chief KnocAHoma
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Start up company seeking fresh capital - 

Our business will build the best guillotine in the World. Not only will it chop the head off any douche bag banker, it will do it slowly with as much pain as possible.

The rusty blade is dull and jagged, but cleans easily. Our guillotine often has to be dropped twice since the first drop only gashes the bank of the fucktard banker's neck. 

While he winces and cries out in pain crowds will cheer as you slowly retract the blade for another try.

Our truly unique product will bring joy to your mobs and make you the most popular hooded executioner on the block.

Call today for a company prospectus!

 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:44 | 2409912 Paul Atreides
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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:51 | 2409944 machineh
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I'd like to meet his tailor.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:52 | 2409952 mophead
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BLA BLA...BLA BLA....  BTFD BIATCHEZ!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:57 | 2409969 Chief KnocAHoma
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Nice tits!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:01 | 2409980 GOSPLAN HERO
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Boob job -- not real.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:12 | 2410044 GMadScientist
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Real -- just not natural.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:00 | 2409978 GOSPLAN HERO
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BTFD in gold and silver.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:56 | 2409962 Chief KnocAHoma
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And his hair was perfect!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:02 | 2409991 GOSPLAN HERO
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Warren Zevon lives on.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:08 | 2410020 Element
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Werewolves of London?

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:13 | 2410046 GMadScientist
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Ah-oooooooooooo!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:24 | 2410079 StychoKiller
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"Better stay from him, he'll rip yer lungs out, Jim!"

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:19 | 2410061 Temporalist
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Would your startup be interested in an inventor/designer?

 

I am designing a room that is a complete glass inclosure and is hermetically sealed.  An offender will be placed in this room for all to see and there will be ports into the room allowing people to deposit flatulence into the room, pumping methane only in, while slowly decreasing the remaining oxygen available to the occupant.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:33 | 2410116 Chief KnocAHoma
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Dear Temporalist,

While your creative talent is admirable, we have decided to pass on your proposed death machine by farts.

The overall idea is a brilliant one but for the reasons listed below we will not have an interest in adding this product to our line.

1 - We hold to the Buffett mantra of KISS. Your machine is very technical and we don't invest in products we do not understand. We prefer baseball bats and pitch forks.

2 - While the ultimate result of your product will result in the death of said douche bag banker, it is our opinion the scum offender will enjoy the process since most of his life has been spent sucking ass.

Thank you for your interest in our company and good luck with your invention.

Sincerely,

Chief

 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:36 | 2410122 Cognitive Dissonance
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You are just brutal. :)

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:15 | 2410166 Chief KnocAHoma
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Thanks! 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:44 | 2410136 Temporalist
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Well there is a simplified version.  A pit that people can dump feces and urine into.  This can potentially provide a week or longer of crowd participation and television coverage.  

I cannot claim a patent on that one however it is similar to my own idea of the Port-O-Potty Of Death.

As you can tell I am a prolific creator and you'd be missing out on my unique talents if you passed me over for someone like Dick Cheney.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:46 | 2410146 Chief KnocAHoma
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Please forward a contract. Despite the obvious similarity to sucking ass, this might work since the mob could also throw stones when they tire of the stench. We want this in our mix! 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:50 | 2410153 Temporalist
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If one adds a bungee cord to the legs it can also be the Cesspool Pinata Dunk Tank.

So many options, so little time.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:52 | 2410160 Sauk Leader
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I would like to show you some of my designs of an old 2x4 with a rusty nail in it. I have worked up a few prototypes for demonstration.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:58 | 2410183 Chief KnocAHoma
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Ah the creative process is flowing today! 

Do you have designs with multiple nails? Also do you know of any process that allows for a person to actually be skinned alive?

I know that is an old saying, but is it really possible?

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:00 | 2410185 Temporalist
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Yes you can skin someone alive with rusty cheese graters. 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:05 | 2410201 Chief KnocAHoma
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Temporalist...!!!!

I am so glad you did not take no for an answer! You just got promoted to senior design manager!

 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:19 | 2410237 Sauk Leader
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Let me go to the lab and see what I can do. My boards are all hand picked and sourced from vacant construction sites nationwide. The nails are source from the same sites with metal detectors, then we age them in standing water for a minimum of 6 months to ensure the same quality every time. As for the skinning tool, I believe they are fairly common. It is called the Gillette Fusion Razor - 5 BLADES

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 15:48 | 2411084 Dead Canary
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Might I suggest:

Pit of Komono Dragons.

You just can't go wrong with the classics.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:49 | 2409935 redpill
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"You cannot petition the lord (Blankfein) with prayer."

 

Very good point.  Best way to summon him is with bloody muppet chum.

 

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:52 | 2409948 El Oregonian
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This is more like a stigmata with blood leaking out from several points...

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:14 | 2410052 francis_sawyer
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Bring in the Inquisition...

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:56 | 2409960 Temporalist
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There are also some incantations with which to conjure banksters.

Say the words:

IPO

Market maker

Synthetic derivative

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:09 | 2410030 Element
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You'll need a pentagram too.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:13 | 2410040 Jena
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Long voodoo dolls.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:50 | 2409939 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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  Doors

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:10 | 2410036 Element
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Riders on the Storm?

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:14 | 2410047 Jena
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:37 | 2410125 Temporalist
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 13:28 | 2410453 Jena
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Nice!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:15 | 2410051 GMadScientist
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:24 | 2410078 Element
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:55 | 2409959 Gloomygus
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The NATO Summit is in two weeks, with the ECB playing for time. If you wanted to hit reset, and needed a button, and needed as few as possible to see the button and you pressing it, what would the button look like?

Which events have utterly changed the dynamics in the past 100 years? Were they pleasant?

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:36 | 2409893 Snakeeyes
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Spain's housing bubble is killing their banks and economy.

Spain’s Pain Continues to Accelerate – Banks, Housing, Bad Loans, Unemployment, Nosediving GDP – Time for More Sangria!

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/spains-pain-continues-to-accelerate-banks-housing-bad-loans-unemployment-nosediving-gdp-time-for-more-sangria/

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:55 | 2409956 kridkrid
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I think people have this backwards, a bit.  It isn't a housing bubble that kills the banks... it's the banks that kill housing through the creation of bubbles.  It's a symptom of a monetary system that is detached from reality.  People need to look at the cause... not symptoms.

Fiat + Fractional Reserve banking + Usury = Debt based global ponzi... it "felt" fine to most when everything was inflating, though in reality... people were basically just keeping their heads above water... but deleveraging will be a bitch (likely won't happen as WWIII will destroy us first)

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:38 | 2409895 Temporalist
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Why the hate on sunshine and unicorns?  Ben "The Bearded" Bernank is the phdwizard that makes them possible.  Stop hating.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:38 | 2409897 Mister Ponzi
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What a day... time to bring out the deer!?!

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:01 | 2409988 I Got Worms
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Been a long time since the deer made an appearance. I miss him.

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 10:42 | 2409908 Seasmoke
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Next up ALL Banks of America

Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:01 | 2409979 chunga
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Frontline just made a movie about this. Didn't you see it?

They said this was just a big mistake and no one knew anything was wrong until everyone's money was all gone.

The banker people worked hard to do what was right but couldn't figure it out...like this carpenter did.

THE MONEY AND WHERE IT CAME FROM

"Below is just a small example of who the true lenders were for all the toxic loans. I have dozens of these from all the players. The Mortgage Contract was fraud in the factum and fraud in the execution and not one loan written since 2000 is valid and void as a matter of law."


"If you think the people at the top of the food chain do not know this, you are sadly mistaken."

 

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