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Face-Off: FaceBerg Groupon'd At Half-Off IPO Price
"And yay verily it was written that as the moon passes thrice through the sky after providing your funds to the IPO-of-the-decade, thou shalt see said funds smite in two..." Faceberg just touched $19, that is a 50% haircut on its IPO launch price from exactly 3 months ago - but as CNBC's Simon Hobbs seems convinced...what about the short-interest? Ask JCP or GRPN! Well, easy come, easy go. Just ask Mark, who has lost half his net worth in 3 months. Do we feel bad for him and his $9.6 billion? No. But we will check back in another 3 months just in case.
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The new slogan for Wall Street analysts is "buy high, sell low".
Despite the compelling case for being bearish on Facebook, Wall St. analysts continue to be relatively positive on the stock. Of the 27 Wall Street analysts who cover Facebook, 14 rate it either a "strong buy" or "buy," according to Nasdaq.com. An additional 12 rate the stock a hold and just one analyst rates Facebook a sell.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/columnist/krantz/story/2012-08-15/fa...
It lost 4.1% the following day.
As another Z/H poster so eloquently said! " It sickens me to see these markets devoid of participation", TOP Ticking, themselves!
I have the utmost respect for this poster.
mark ownes the controlling voting share of facebook and always will. the company cannot dilute his ownership through any backhanded manner.
so ----there.
"What fools these mortals be--"; Wm. Shakespeare.
Mork SuckerBorg
Some days before Kaupthing bank in Iceland fell, a guy named Usmanov walked into the bank and borowed just over 1 bn euros, already owing KB 100-200 million euros.
This Guy works for a company called Gazprom, a Russian energy company.
There was a rumour going at the time that Usmanov was going to invest this money in Facebook.
It might be a good idea for those who want to invest large sums in FB to do their homework first, those guys might be a bit shady.
Some info in Icelandic, you can use google translate.
http://visir.is/usmanov-handrukkari---voru-bankamenn-ad-bjarga-lifi-sinu...
FACEBOOK LOCK-UP RELEASES:
August 15th, 2012 (next Thursday): 268 million shares, 10% of shares outstanding.
October 14th: 249 million shares, 9% of shares outstanding.
November 13th: 1.332 billion shares, 49% of shares outstanding.
December 13th: 124 million shares, 5% of shares outstanding.
May 17th, 2013: 47 million shares, 2% of shares outstanding.
Over the next 4 months, in other words, 2 billion Facebook shares will become eligible for sale—about 70% of Facebook's total shares outstanding.
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-lockup-release-2012-8#ixzz23qaaBx1k
October will put it in the low teens, and the mid-November splooge will crush it.
CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:)
500 million+ shares? Even at 10 cents apiece, that's a lot of fukkin' money.
Fuck You Zuckerberg, and the FaceBUKK(ake) you rode in on.
Makes me want to unfriend everyone on their birthday.
Get a business license, and embrace your friends!
I love the title of this piece, fucking great!
Time to get your shorts on before they release 50 percent of their shares in the middle of November. Every Middle American schlub talks fondly of...
"Oh, if only I had bought Microsoft or Wal-Mart when they were penny shares."
Puts on FaceFuck are going to be my coup, my Microsoft penny share score. I'm thinking of going damn near all in. Sooo tempting.
I guess this counts as our Friday Humor post. I mean, I chuckled. Not as much as at those chicks in the Debt Bomb song...
Yesterday Facebook volume was 150 million, today 130 million.
Even if 80% of those trades are HFT algos shaving pennies,
Where are the 100s of millions of new investment dollars coming from?
No one would purchase this dog as an investment with >billion shares being released in the next few months.
Who is propping up this turd?
How outsourcing WAR OF SECRETS: CRYPTOLOGY IN WWII within 2012 social networking standards can jeopardize US National Security.
Alphabet soup agencies, [crickets] are only heard on your end. Another fucking example of incompetence, all reaction and no prevention until you need more taxpayer money to clean up a premeditated agency problem.
There's a video circulating around the net about a Marine that just got "taken in" (apparently they don't call it 'getting arrested' anymore) for what the FBI officer said was "terrorist threats" on the Marine's Faceberg page.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaE5zChbC5w&feature=player_embedded
This is going to get bad. This is happening DAILY now. Who is going to keep paying for this massive police state, when everyone is doing each other's dishes? I'm with the conspiracy theorists on this one....much of those Trillions that have disappeared are being used for the building of the open air prison, now named US America.
Here's what all the helluballoo is about...The marine's faceberg page link:
http://www.facebook.com/raub.brandon?sk=wall
Welcome to the plantation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVHno4GWes&feature=em-uploademail
This video gives some insight on this young man's view point.
Faceplant was always just a brainfart
Like Twithere
It will be a buy when it truly submits to the dark side and starts to grow income by directly commidifying user data and interaction...
Breaking news
Mark Zuckerberg just reassured Facebook users about a possible bankruptcy. "You don't have to worry about losing your lives, we've got backups on redundant servers."
The chart indicates that Facebook shares will trade down to $10....Hence, it's still a short here.
Aldous Huxley is sounding more libertarian and less socialist ? My bitch slapping and public humiliation is paying dividends ? Next immediate target is Lost Wages ! It is still possible to be a libertarian and a loyal American .... but you have to be well grounded and able to sort out the all the socialist garbage´ they throw at us ! What's the translation of Zuckerberg .... Sugar City or Sugar Mountain or Sugar Ice Berg ?
Lock Up Period : A rather pathetic predicament where the lady of the manor is not allowed to take off her chastity belt during her period !
A true chastity belt covers all the lower orifices ! Personal hygiene requires squatting in the moat and using a bottle brush ! Throwing cold water on medieval glamour lore !
Now let's take a look back at what was said about FB and Zuckerberg a few months ago and me wonder if Obama will have dinner with Zuck. again.
Yeah ! A new IPO called Booty Book !
It would seem Facebook will become another MySpace. Already, many of the old timers are getting fed up with the commercial advertisement interfering with their own created eye candy and are becoming so annoying that many are moving over to Google+.
NC state pensions....lost over 4.1M on facebook....
http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/08/18/2275711/north-carolina-retirees-lost-at.html