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FaceBerg
$28 handle...FaceBook - truly the gift that keeps on giving... massive losses
Current VWAP post-IPO is now only $36.70 and falling
From Options-land:
- Puts 144k vs Calls 100k
- Put IV 66.5%, Call IV 55.6%
- June $30 Puts most active 19210 lots
- Most interesting is the $45 July Straddle that seems very popular (and the 1 lot $10 June Straddle)
And finally, here is Cramer from February 2, advising his viewers to buy FaceBook, and Morgan Stanley ($19.66) which will benefit from the FB IPO, and is "a dirt cheap stock"
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Banksters and WS insiders first to the life boats.
...............
What do you mean they already left?
Where's Captain Zuckerberg?
The Billionaire Cap'n is honeymooning.
FB longs getting blowtorched. LMFAO!!
Ponzi pushers getting reamed.
facepets.com
everyone is so over saturated with facebook we are waiting for the next fad in social media
"WHY YOU NO BUY"
"Me Luv U Long Time"
"Pleeze Bye"
I am saving all of my money for the
MySpace IPO
that fucker is going to be HUGER than anything ever!
Fuck that, the Twitter IPO is going to be EPIC!
FaceBook should be renamed FacePlant to depict the experience investors has had with the IPO.
Zuckerberg sure got many Suckers into this crap.
Instead of cursing Nasdaq the public should be thanking them for fucking up the IPO. Had there been no screw-ups the first hours could have seen the stock jump to $70 a share in a feeding frenzy only to give the people that brought it to market days if not weeks to unload on the stupid fucking public that wouldn't want to miss on the chance of a lifetime.
Don't you mean Myface?
Did some-one say Twitter (T)?
Or is it Pinterest (P)?
Or perhaps Pintwitter?
Maybe FB will buy TP? A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon you have a company? A real company with it's own TP to clean up it's Facetous Bullshit (FB)?
FBTP, FTW!
We Wipe Our Asses and Your Assets...Clean!
ori
the-great-machinery-death-cult
How many indians are there in the world?
and yet it took some american idiot,
as ususal thanks for playing.
Chinese TV ran a show last night about the perils of social networking,
guess who they showed in the background?
THat would put the US bashing zerobrains malcontents on the same side as those totalitarian chinese.
Well done.
For the 3.472,973th time.
If it was underpriced the zerobrains obsession would be no different,
if it was perfectly priced the zerobrains obsession would be no different.
Just post, I hate the US, it is so much simpler.
I hate the US.
I hate the US but I really hate that smug little punk Zookerberg
I hate New Jersey.
Hate only leads to the douche side.
Nope, we just hate you.
I'm on the same side as the Chinese totalitarians as much at least as I am of the fascist Americants. What is so great about USA or Mark Fuckheadberg?
Quick! Some one tell MDB so he can buy more!
What a deal!
Where's that other scoundrel, what's his name.... you know the one pimping FarceBook?
he's dollar cost averaging
Webvan, GeoCities, Broadcast.com,Boo.com, Startups.com, theGlobe.com, InfoSpace and now Facebook.
The genesis of theGlobe.com is eerily similar to Facebook. It was a social networking sight that was heavily into online gaming. Then they launched GloPhone to compete with the major VoIP companies at the time, and promptly fell flat on their face.
Globe's got it beat hands down given its monstrous open. Should be an exciting ending at FB as well!
Uh, no actually, the pushers got rich. Joe Six pack got reamed... again. cf. Three Card Monte a while back on ZH.
Clearly FB has unleashed it's Down Arrow brigade BP.
Really curious though, was it just meant to be this huge public money steal-a-thon and then bust?
Very curious.
ori
true... but because this happened so fast, it will be exceedingly difficult to pull off again in the near future.
Stockholm syndrome
They be back for more pain
Mark Twain:
Man is the only animal you can skin more than once.
More like "Joe Perrier Water." as reported on here with alarming accuracy "there havn't been retail investors in equities for three years running."
That's right. A lot of High Rollers got waxed big by the JewYork Bankster HFT ramp-up that fizzled; expected to sell their Zuckerbait at $70. Now (sez the MSM) they're "mom and pop" launching lawsuits. Comedic.
Thats what he would like you to think. Sources close to him say he went to find a business model.
I think he's banging whatsherface in the cuckoo's nest.
He's short through the Locust Fund.. Suckerbergs!
Cramer finally loses it on air..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pp6WC1Ocz4
Glug.
Selling his Facebook Herpes ... the gift that keeps on giving even after you've been fucked the first time.
FACEPUTZ= Cramer...
Schmuckerberged.
Zuckerberg = FACECROOK
BWAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAA. Fuck Facebook. assholes got what they deserved...
Tylers, just consolidate the FB threads. We're all just repeating ourselves.
A week from today, they will lose the $20 handle.
No different than any other topic on here. Same story, ever-weakening numbers.
Welcome to the downward spiral. Hope we're both still around once we drop out of the bottom of the funnel.
Where is this going to end? After all these years of pump & glory (2008 - 2012) we are finally seeing the slow motion market crash and ZH community is getting tired and worn out!
WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG????
(Disclaimer: Most effective political propaganda ever, may be offensive to some)
We are winning! The markets are crumbling in the East, in the West, in the North and the South! The bankers, the traders and their political whores are pooping their pants and shivering in their boots!
ZEROHEDGE will be victorious!!!
FB dips BELOW 28.99! Now the slide to the bottom!
CALLED IT LAST WEEK........after i correctly called 31......this turd will one day be worth what it's really worth....sub $5.....Cramer can say anything at this point -- he has explonentially exploding electric negative credibility and what's worse is anyone allowing him to publicly opine is just as bad, if not worse.
Thing is, it doesn't matter. The only thing that does? Volatility.
The instant everyone agrees with your assessment is the instant they fire up the PPT and clear the decks of the weak, optioned (and otherwise leveraged) hands. The only ingredient they don't posses is the herd's attention. As long as FB remains interesting, it will be played by the cons at the expense of the rubes.
Reminds me of all of the specialty style scratch-off lottery tickets I see these days. I can understand having a small variety with differing costs/prizes/odds, but there are whole cabinets full of nearly identical tickets, with the major difference being the artwork/name on them.
No, this particular pig will never fly. A few days before the IPO, even GovernmentMotors canceled its advertising on FB. Reason: no clicks on the ads.
Cramer should be off the air.
Or in the pen...
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-9-2009/in-cramer-we-trust
Funniest post ever at the TURDS blog:
As much as I'd like, I'm not at liberty to discuss anything.
Just be patient and keep stacking, even if gold first goes to 1450 and silver to 23. It is of no consequence. Keep stacking. Take delivery. You won't be disappointed.
L O L!
Is this the Zuck's honeymoon cruise vessel??
Nice.. I bet the FED and ECB is just below the waterline.
No...they're on the propeller.
Since they are secretive and hidden from sight, why not in the septic tanks?
And the ship's sewage system is all backed up with excess fiat.
"Im the King of the World!" - The Bernak
"Made it, Ma ! Top of the world !"
-- The Zuck
The only thing bigger than going out at 100 billion...is NOT going out at 100 billion!
Thanks for including "climate change" on that. Well done.
Hi William;
Next time to update this, if you do, get rid of Sarkozy and substitute Hollande.
I actually think he's going to speed up the ship of doom/pending Euro crisis.
I don't see the problem?
Cooked numbers leading to a too high priced ipo that the insiders knew about and shorted....
The biggest insiders are richer, the initial owners of the stocks sold for higher than the stocks are worth making huge jack.
While the average investor loses big time.
Seems to me everything worked exactly as planned and designed.
What's the problem? You people want the greediest sociopaths to play be the rules ?
Whose that naive?
Apparently Chase Morgan!
Didn't Corzine already demonstrate that this was the most straightforward way to conduct business? Stealing and then claiming you don't know how it happened or where the money went.
No trial, no problem.
Anybody know how much of this pig Morgan Stanley had to REPO on the first day of the IPO?? ?? ?
That whole crew at CNBC was building up this Facebook IPO for days. I thought Pisani was going to piss his pants that Friday morning before it came out. They were touting this thing like it was the 2nd coming and was going to hurl the whole market up. it wasn't just Cramer....they were all guilty of fraud.
They all have trading accounts. Did they have free trading shares is the question? Did FB compensate for the promo with shares or in cash?
Now they are trying to save myface.
Tylers keep them news coming.
damn prolific!
thar she blows!!! Getting "zucked" in now an industry term.
I got totally zucking corzined.
They zucking stolpered my ass dude
I got zucked, corzined, and they madoff with my money.
Such obamateurs.
it is a good alternative for all of us. properties in Mallorca
I can't wait to see a $27 handle on this turd.
(I can do this all day)
Bring it. Loving my June $29 puts right now.
Technically you could only do it 26 more times....which just might all get done today. To paraphrase what someone else posted earlier: don't know why I'm smiling at this pig going down; but I am.
Look we all know pigs cant fly. We have seen them attempt it hundreds of times.
And it is still funny each and every time.
P.S. i wonder which loser still owns the pets.com sock puppet
they can not fly, but they can walk visit link
Pump and dump.
Geesh!
Facetanic.
didn't Titanic have some sister ships, like Humongous, Gigantic, Obese and BigMoFo?
Olympic and Brittanic. For some reason, less notorious. Go figure.
they were the Olympic and the Britannic.
My dad tole me about being a fireman laying down beds of coal on the scotch boilers when he was really young. He was as sea for 60 years and started when he was thirteen.
Facepalm
Facefirst...
Fecesbook...
Face-dinberg...
Shitesite
I think we found a support level that should last another hour or so.
the floor is the limit - let's go!
Hey - is that thermite?
Now just a cotton-pickin' minute...if we can have negative interest rates then, by golly, we can haven negative stock prices. Dont' give me this support-at-zero b.s.!
$12
I say it holds 20 or similar plateau when Ben's choppers move in for munny air strike.
You've all seen this scene before. Just think of the Bernank instead of Duvall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcaKOVqI554
Time to sue the CBOE.
There's satisfaction in seeing something you outright hate go down in flames. FB stock. The gift that keeps on giving.
preppers, its time to stack some gold bars on social empires and plant some crops on farmville, things are getting rough out there.............................
So if Eduardo Saverin comes back to the USA, would Timmay give him a big refund?
"Can we have the women and children please!"
Turn those machines back on. Turn those machines back on!!
Beakes!!!
Should I sell my $45 long position? I saw on MSNBC that buy and hold works best....
why not just dollar cost average? Thats what suze orman (CNBC) advocated for years .....
And what MDB is doing now!
I hear whitehouse.gov has some excellent investing advice for beginners. Past performance does not equal future results.
I think I'll buy in at $.001
I agree, Tyler advises there is massive support at that level.
Support, yes. But will it go up from there?, not too sure.
Love the smell of napalm in the afternoon
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning. It's smells like shittory.
I love the smell of Fecalbook going down the drain.
i think the government should step in and buy all the stock for $58 a share...../sarc
CIA can't let this goldmine collapse....
CIA needs to go public with Afghani Kush International.
An endless suppy of poppy production in an occupied country with military support...
I Zucked some girl this weekend
Did you tell her you had an insider position in FB?
I feel sorry for her, you couldn't get it up?
Zuckerberg is eating your face !
I am going to start caring after I feed my farmville critters.
You know we laugh and kid about this absurd IPO because I think it is safe to say none of us drank that particular flavor of Kool-Aid....but it is really sad, we know who is getting the shaft, not Dimon or the other Mafia scum, but the average investor. Of course "investor beware" always fits. It just confirms the mockery of these markets which are no longer markets but slaves of the "Slave Masters", all who are worth hundreds of millions.
Well, the underwriters apparently stocked up on opening day.
I cannot feel sorry for them, hopefully it will wake a few up when they realize they were dumb and were duped. Stupidity should hurt and many are deserving of pain.
Personally this was great for me. I didnt buy or short the stock, but it has hopefully bought me a year of quiet. My wife is financially clueless but like many women a lack of understanding doesnt prevent a strong opinion; after the epic battle of 2006 to get out of our house before it went bad where I was told Real estate only got more valuable and that I was an idiot for wanting out- I got 3 years of silence on money issues when that blew up. I got almost another year of silence after the battle of 2011 when I told her Greece would be begging at Germany's door for handouts (she is Athenian, Im half German and we both have the stereotypical financial characteristics of those peoples) and things started going clearly bad last year. The day before the IPO went public she told me she wanted to invest in FB and I told her it was a massive scam to fleece the morons, she got pissed at me and now- LOL.
I hope you guys make a bundle shorting this, but to a guy married nearly two decades a tall cool glass of STFU for the wife and looking like Nostradamus again is completely priceless and better than FRN's.
I do love the contrarian financial press. Cheers and thanks to the Tylers for the peace bestowed upon me again by their remorseless criticisms and rapier wits, unfortunately contributions require a Paypal account which Im not about to set up but if you guys were to rent a cheap PO box somewhere I would happily mail some blank money orders here and there. Those of us who already feel like we leave too many footprints just by coming here might be more inclined to fork over if such an untraceable thing were possible.
Noooooo...MillionFiatBungler is LONG and STRONG FaceFart...He owns like 800 shares @ 38.....or maybe even more.
He's dagger investing....bare handed.
Problem is, the little twat is out taking it out on small businesses, as he claims to be some sort of brown shirt gubbermint regulator...the little stain
Searched in vain for his comment here,......the mole comes out irregularly now.,...must be on the toilet.....or on the phone blaming his broker...........
Geez who are the 2trolls giving their negs everywhere. Is Zuck clickin with his newlywed instead?
If you see the ad click it.
I clicked the Obama ad 10 times today.
That is a pay per click ad right???
1$ 2$ 3$ 4$ 5$ 6$ 7$ 8$ 9$ 10$
You just fucked up my $1 donation to the presidential campaign on my income tax form.
The grinding inevitable march to a P/E somewhere close to reality pushes mercilessly onward.
This calls for a congressional hearing.
Would you settle for a congressional enema?
And they hammer the PMs at the same time. Got to make sure it stays above the spot price of silver!
When is FB supposed to announce Earnings miss?
Confucius say, Man can not miss that which does not exist....
Zuckerberg will come out and announce this (starting at 2:40)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CgNwBh8vOY&feature=related
Who ever bought it deserves what they get. Suckerburg continues his stealing ways...
"Fadebook" was classic, but "Faceberg" is priceless.
The #1 fraud on Wall Street advised MS was a "dirt cheap stock" at 19. Well, it really has a lot of dirt on it now and is sooo much cheaper. Thanks cramer, you shill. Another one that is not rooming with Madoff.
They are much dirtier and cheaper now Mr. Buffoon.
Just remember "It's not the face you fuck, It"s the FUCK you face!
Butt Zucked
As sure as most of the people on ZH knew FB was going to be a disaster, we also know the late day pump is about to start. To the moon we go, lets ramp this bitch up to the close!
"MORGAN STANLEY IS A DIRT CHEAP STOCK". A new high for Cramer he got that 50% correct.
"MORGAN STANLEY IS A DIRT STOCK."
Remember the Silver Bears ?? They're BACK and ready to explain in sensible language how the price of FB is being manipulated by the Jews at JPM.
Everytime Wall Street fades, J-street will resort to a barrage of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller movies to compensate the losses
HAHA I just clicked the down arrow on everyones post above.
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ruttrow...filed under 'easily entertained' (check)
BTW, most insightful post you've had in 33 weeks.
Missed a bunch!
Ah thank you very little. I just took care of that.
Are you Zuckerberg and found yourself with nothing to do? Marital bed gone cold already?
Ok, tell your husband that he is a big Zuckdick
I just shorted your post