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FaceBook Indicative Open: $45

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Update: $42, $43.25, $45, $44

Well, Europe appears to have been off by "a little", as usual.

 

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Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:55 | 2439766 MillionDollarBonus_
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This so awesome. I contacted my broker last night and asked him to buy me 300 shares. When he asked what my maximum bid price is, I literally said "anything - just get me my shares". This is history in the making, and I am going to tell my grandkids this story when they’re inheriting my stock at multiples of the current price.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:56 | 2439771 catacl1sm
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HA HA HA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAH HAH AHHA !!!!111!!!111eleven!!one

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:59 | 2439795 SilverIsKing
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I can't wait to tell my Grandkids about MDB too!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:01 | 2439808 Manthong
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The bowl has got to fill before it can swirl.

Face Flush Euro Edition

http://i49.tinypic.com/357odad.jpg

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:10 | 2439860 Short Memories
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MDB !!!

I'm fucking wetting myself with you. Glad you're back

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439897 onelight
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Truly a wild event with the HFT quote parade underway -- something to tell the grandkids alright.

"Markets were totally manipulated by random phantom price action, back in my day, kid"

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:15 | 2439905 Aziz
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I think this is the first time I've ever seen an MDB comment with more green than red. Black swan event.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:20 | 2439953 WonderDawg
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People are starting to catch on the MDB's sarcasm. Which is perfect this morning.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:31 | 2439982 onelight
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MDB is a gifted polemicist. I debated him awhile back, on mirc, during one of those open nights that ZH used to have. I think it was him. He carried on a rhetorically pitch-perfect Ben Bernanke logical-reply series that was hilarious. I finally gave up, laughing at such a skilled, on-the-fly impersonation. Later I wondered if he's a poster child for Wall Street's problem of too much clever intelligence applied to financial engineering, but the markets are connected to everything so it makes sense to have some with a wide facility for topical coverage and rhetorical flair.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:15 | 2439879 Zero Govt
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MDB missed Wall Street flogging over-priced junk (their only speciality) in the 2000.com era

...which makes him about 9 years old

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:20 | 2439952 Whoa Dammit
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MDB was blind, but now he can see...Applies equally well to other FaceBook buyers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lbX7VxlrJQ

(Monty Python--the blind man in Life of Brian)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:56 | 2439780 tocointhephrase
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.com bubble!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:56 | 2439782 onikoroshi
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Thanks, MDB!  I can always count on you for a good laugh.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:57 | 2439783 bdc63
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I know ... it's great isn't it?  I wish they would give it more coverage on CNBC.  10:56 ... 4 minutes 'til uphoria ...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:17 | 2439928 Freddie
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Facebook is worth more than Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy combined.  And it is worth every penny and drachma.

I love FB, Skynet and Warren Buffet.  I am taking Munger's advice and sewing gold coins into my kimono.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:57 | 2439784 LongSoupLine
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LMAO...fucking priceless MBD!!  You are the KING of trolls!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:12 | 2439873 LongSoupLine
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Hillarious...

 

Carl C. (in a moment of brief CNBS clarity) said, "This is the finanicial TV version of a car chase...you don't know how it's going to end."

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:59 | 2439794 Ignatius J Reilly
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that was hilarious.  thanks MDB

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439828 Ignatius J Reilly
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PS.  Don't you think they should make it part of the DOW and S&P right now?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439800 drink or die
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How could anyone downvote this?  I laughed out loud!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:03 | 2439821 MrBoompi
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Too fucking funny! Chances are you're a seller!! And if this turd of a company is still around in 20 years the only reason it will trading at multiples of today's price is because our dollar will be worth 5% of what it is today.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2440002 daccord
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or because its government funded and key tool in strip mining customer data. Oh wait... 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:04 | 2439825 AlaricBalth
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300Shares??? MDB, you are really breaking the bank with that trade. You crack me up every time!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439831 slaughterer
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WHAT! NOT HIGHER?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:06 | 2439838 MsCreant
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"anything - just get me my shares"

Ah, hahahahahahah. My face is hurting. HAHAHA!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:08 | 2439842 NeedleDickTheBu...
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When he asked what my maximum bid price is, I literally said "anything - just get me my shares".

 

I have the same philosophy when it comes to purchasing physical gold and silver.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:07 | 2439844 fatcat
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Your grandkids are going to be all, "300 shares of facebook? That is SOOO last generation.  Stop trying to be cool gramps"

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2439990 WonderDawg
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No doubt. Facebook is rapidly losing the cool factor with the 12-25 year olds.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:08 | 2439848 _ConanTheLibert...
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Don't know whether I should vote this up or down...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:08 | 2439850 q99x2
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Antagonist.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439866 FlyoverCountryS...
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Sheep Fleecing in Aisle One!

Line up, muppets!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439895 Global Hunter
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I don't know how that could have been thumbed down hilarious!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:16 | 2439922 BeetleBailey
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You are so full of it.

What..you too stupid to have an online account and buy yourself?

This post of yours confirms that you are a mental midget of epic proportions.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 13:34 | 2440822 Max Fischer
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holy cow.  

just when I thought there weren't any fish left, MBD reels in another one.  incredible.

MF

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 13:47 | 2440867 MsCreant
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Unless BeetleBailey reeled you in, that is...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:22 | 2449288 MeelionDollerBogus
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LOL

buy facebook!

SUPA-STAHHHHHHHH

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:55 | 2439767 ZeroPower
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Yes $44 across Level2 right now. Buy it retail, buy it!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:58 | 2439787 bdc63
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don't you worry, they will

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:04 | 2439827 kridkrid
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Cramer just said that the sell off in Apple was to help people position themselves to buy Facebook. 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 12:10 | 2440415 Instant Wealth
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Yeah, just like the Asian markets earlier this morning ... no need, to worry - just buy, buy, buy everybody!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:55 | 2439770 BalanceOrBust
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Oh no, a new generation of dotcom bagholders is being created.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:58 | 2439789 youALREADYknow
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If so, then the combination of that plus the housing market plus the job market would be enough to trigger the worst depression this country has seen in over 100 years. Personal equity would be crippled across the country.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439900 _ConanTheLibert...
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I'm afraid the second great depression is already in progress and it will get far worse.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:01 | 2439775 Nikola Tesla
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:56 | 2439779 vmromk
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FUCK Facebook and more importantly FUCK Bernanke.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:57 | 2439781 Doubleguns
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Down from 50,000 euros. hmmmm

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:06 | 2439836 citta vritti
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my screen shows $-1, which I guess means they pay me $1 to buy it?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:16 | 2439924 Dr. Richard Head
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I believe that is the only way I would buy shares of this shit.  Chances are dividends will be paid out Zynga dollars.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:25 | 2439989 Seer
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DON'T DO IT!

It's a trick/trap, TPBT are only looking to unload fiat!  And when you get it you WON'T be able to get rid of it, you'll be charged to hold on to it (and like in the song Hotel California, you can check in but you can never leave).

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:57 | 2439786 i love cholas
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I have some Friendster and Myspace shares for a modest discount if there are any takers. I'm looking to unload those and load up on FB!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:58 | 2439790 distopiandreamboy
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Naked short on FB at the open.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:02 | 2439817 bigwavedave
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thats illegal. wonder why?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2439999 Buckaroo Banzai
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Illegal for YOU. Not for Goldman, JPM, et al.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:59 | 2439792 daxtonbrown
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If only I was as smart as the big boys. Maybe I can still hock my house and buy some FB before it really goes stratospheeric.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:18 | 2439938 Dr. Richard Head
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How many shares did Goldman get to buy at rock bottom prices before unloading it on the sheeple shits?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:19 | 2439946 Ignatius J Reilly
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Didn't they unload half of their position?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:01 | 2439796 Sudden Debt
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Shorting it the 29 is to early I think. This might be a apple fix. I'll wait 4 weeks before I short it. Just for thr fun of it, 1k in puts 10$ below the price

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439797 monopoly
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I forgot, what do they produce? Any how many jobs are they creating? And how does this benefit our country? 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:03 | 2439823 Sudden Debt
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They sell shares! And when they run out of shares... THEY'LL PRINT SOME MORE!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:13 | 2439888 Taterboy
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They help you be "friends" with people you don't really give a rat's ass about!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:02 | 2439798 knowshitsurelock
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Oh Boy!  Now you can buy shares of Facebook, which does nothing, makes nothing, and generates nothing, and lose all your money the same place you lost all your time!

Why such a low valuation of 100 billion?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:16 | 2439919 John McCloy
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  Yeah but they have proprietary technology such as the like button, the wall and the greatest collection of narcissists on Earth. I mean talk about a barrier to entry. It is not like just anybody could create a website where people upload pictures and make comments to one another..I am sure in 2018 there will no other fad website on the horizon.By the way if you wanna message me personally you can reach me at AIM: Thingsremainthesame81

  We are all still using AIM right?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:59 | 2439799 Doubleguns
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Renren ummm run run.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439802 Taterboy
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Today's typical Facebook posts:

"I took a shower"

"I made a sandwich"

"I lost my ass with Facebook stock"

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:02 | 2439816 tocointhephrase
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At least then we can 'poke' fun

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439803 Seize Mars
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BATS! BATS! BATS! BATS!

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439806 monopoly
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MDB, almost as much fun as Robot was. Hmmm, What happened to Robot?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:04 | 2439824 homersimpson
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Um.. he probably is Robo version 2.. but more irritating

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:01 | 2439807 Normalcy Bias
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Does this mean Pinterest is worth eleventy trillions?!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439810 bdc63
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$42 ... ouch, that's going to disappoint a few people

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439833 valley chick
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short life?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:08 | 2439853 crawldaddy
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the dumb money will pour in for a few weeks, then it will settle down, then people will realize this company has no product, no real revenue stream, and no real future.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:03 | 2439818 Trimmed Hedge
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There's a $4,000/shr bid on Level II

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439830 bdc63
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I think they just missed a decimal point

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:03 | 2439820 Seasmoke
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Ha ! Pets.com had a much better IPO opening

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:04 | 2439826 junkyardjack
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When does it actually start trading?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:05 | 2439832 crawldaddy
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Stupidity, the only resource this planet is not running out of.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:06 | 2439839 El Viejo
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PE = 100       Dot Com Redux

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:06 | 2439841 Zero Govt
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nobody knows how to ramp and over-price an IPO like Goldmans

..there's going to be carnage down the road as this sack of junk explodes

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:07 | 2439843 catacl1sm
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CNBS BREAKING NEWS!: Facebook Trading May Be Delayed by 5 Minutes by Nasdaq (story developing)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:07 | 2439846 firstdivision
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Can we get this shit show started?  I'm sitting here waiting to watch the lunacy unfold.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:07 | 2439847 ACP
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Delayed until 11:05, but now it's 11:07.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:09 | 2439857 bdc63
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brokers are on the phone RIGHT NOW trying to get muppets to jack that open back up to $45

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439864 bdc63
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11:11 and still nothing ... hmmm ....

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:13 | 2439890 Yikes
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Zuc, is this a bad sign?  Trading starting late? 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:17 | 2439929 junkyardjack
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Too many orders coming in they can't keep track of them.  They might have to call it off, they weren't expecting people to be this excited...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:15 | 2439907 bdc63
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11:15 ... crickets ...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:20 | 2439950 bdc63
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11:20 ... my, my, I wasn't expecting this ...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2439985 bdc63
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11:25 ... rumors that it's going to open below $38 due to "sell" orders coming in ... people want to "change" and "cancel" orders ...

MAKE MY FUCKING DAY FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:30 | 2440035 bdc63
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11:30 ... surreal ... welcome to amature hour ... CNBC is really struggling to try and put a positive spin on this ... AND they have been commercial free for almost an hour now. 

UNFUCKINGREAL

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:10 | 2439861 junkyardjack
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It'll open at 11:30 at zero point zero...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:07 | 2439849 Dr. Engali
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Come on Bats do your stuff.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439894 crawldaddy
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looks like it doing it. It Techs are probbaly looking at a blue screen going...fuuuuuuuuuck...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:09 | 2439856 All Rise
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Will be the biggest company in the world by market cap in the next 3-5 years.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439862 LawsofPhysics
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All the while producing nothing of physical value - winning.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:28 | 2440008 nope-1004
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That summarizes the American trend over the last 20 years.  Nothing of value made locally, just all financial engineering and loophole economics.

This sucker will crash hard.

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:12 | 2439871 crawldaddy
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yeah, sure keep thinking that genius.  We have a shitstorm coming in this world, and to think some do nothing time wasting site is going to hold its worth? really.  

When the euro folds, when the next war breaks out, facebook, you think facebook will be immune to the market crash?

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:20 | 2439949 TheAntiBen
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Yep, biggest market cap of "users" posting "[sad face] my bank won't give me my money again today."

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439863 catacl1sm
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11:10 and still nothing.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:13 | 2439885 Ignatius J Reilly
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I want this to happen at the next Fed Bond auction.  "11:10 and still nothing...", that's what I want quoted from Bernanke.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439867 devo
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If Fidelity had a "short 10 minutes after going public" order type I could go back to bed.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:11 | 2439869 slaughterer
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F* it, I want in at ANY price.  I want all of the shares.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:25 | 2439986 devo
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Impossible. Bernanke beat you to it, and he's holding.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:12 | 2439878 Trimmed Hedge
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OMG, the anticipation is driving me WILD...!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:13 | 2439880 ebworthen
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Facebook 15 minutes late, or more, just like Obummer for every single speech.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439891 q99x2
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I think I now know why I don't watch FootBall. 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439893 Azwethinkweiz
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Once upon a time there was something just as incredible as Facebook. It was known as America Online. And so it goes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1npzZu83AfU

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:31 | 2440056 nope-1004
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Yahoo, Amazon, Pets........

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2439901 Dr. Engali
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It's looking like the Fed needs to give Facebook a little help out of the gates.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:15 | 2439909 Yikes
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I think I get it.  All the potential buyers are on facebook, wasting time!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:15 | 2439912 Ignatius J Reilly
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Is this what it is like to await the winner for American Idol?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:25 | 2439913 devo
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CBS Headline: Europe fears vs Facebook.

Apparently FB is a debt cancelling Deus ex Machina. And I thought it was just another site I adblocked...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:16 | 2439920 Spastica Rex
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I lived in Seattle during the dot com thing. This HAS to be different. I can feel it. I can smell it. I can taste it.

No, I guess I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:16 | 2439921 Fix It Again Timmy
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Thank God for Facebook IPO, humanity is saved!  God bless you Zuckenberger or whatever the hell your name is.........

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:18 | 2439936 Spastica Rex
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Suck 'N Bugger

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:17 | 2439927 tekhneek
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I'll play your game you rogue.

Can't wait for the 3x Failbook ETF

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:18 | 2439939 Silver Dreamer
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I'm running out of popcorn and whiskey.  Would someone please start the show already?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:21 | 2439958 walküre
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I think the world just stopped spinning.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:22 | 2439966 TN Jed
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c'mon pussies!  light this candle!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:23 | 2439971 gun4A
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You can't eat Facebook 

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:30 | 2440006 devo
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You mean Farmville isn't real!?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:25 | 2439984 Vince Clortho
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Can I still get in at 40,000?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2439992 TwoHoot
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Facebook isn't about ad revenues or likes and dislikes.

It is about a massive database of detailed, comprehensive, personal information about hundreds of millions of people.

What is that database worth? Priceless!

Cordially,

TwoHoot

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:32 | 2440058 crawldaddy
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can and do they sell that data?  umm no.  The govt takes it, but if they aint paying it is indeed without a price, or revenue for that matter.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:26 | 2439993 junkyardjack
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Going on 11:30 and still no trading, is the market broken?....

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:28 | 2440009 Debtless
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I'm having a hard time keeping my erection at this point.

Are there NO bids?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:28 | 2440010 catacl1sm
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This can't get an any worse(better) can it?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:28 | 2440014 oldman
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Is it mandatory to have a face to buy this stock---I don't anything about it, but my broker says: 'Just buy it! Trust me!'

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:28 | 2440015 sudzee
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Just waitin for a bid above 34.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:29 | 2440029 Debtless
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Benny put down his $4,000 bids....perhaps it'll open there.

QEFB

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:31 | 2440045 Yikes
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Finally, 42 out of the shoot.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:31 | 2440053 devo
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Lol. +4.

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:32 | 2440057 azzhatter
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You people are uncivilized I tell you

 

Charles Dunger

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:33 | 2440066 devo
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Lol. +3.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:33 | 2440068 Catullus
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Put your $1 buy order in now.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:35 | 2440094 devo
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Lol. +2

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:35 | 2440101 paradocs
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7 minutes AFTER the open of the IPO and the markets FALL???!!!  Speaks volumes!!!

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:45 | 2440185 Yardfarmer
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so much fascination with the marketing of this cyber temple of the culture of shameless exhibitionism. the culture of narcissism stares obsessively into its looking glass shimmering with the utter banality of self absorption. The organ grinder monkey Zuckerberg and the zionist cabal which funds the "boy wonder" stage manage the empty tawdry psychodramas of credulous sleepwalking consumer zombies and once again pick their brains and the pocketbooks. once again, the absurd grotesquerie that comprises modern social discourse is greeted alternately with obsessive compulsion and the cynical derision of low comedy. stupid manipulated pagan culture headed for destruction. it cannot come too soon.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:57 | 2440296 oldman
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@yardfarmer

Pure poetry, 'bro----should be on the tombstone--thanks, om

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:52 | 2440235 Seer
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Market numbers will now be reported in "Number of Friends" units.

Remember: You're either with us or you're with the non-friends!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 12:00 | 2440340 Bollixed
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Dang, MDB has already lost his grandkid's lunch money.

Looks like it'll be food stamps for the MDB clan...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 13:09 | 2440736 Seer
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Darwin... who would have thought that an "IPO" would pick genetic winners and losers?  Makes one long for the good old days when there was non-virtual stuff like Saber-toothed Tigers that one could actually put one's hands on.. (put one's head in to).

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 13:26 | 2440795 Seer
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Gee, don't suppose the red arrow was from one of those "creationists" do you?  Nutjobs! (yeah, nature's going to clear your dumb asses out)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 12:10 | 2440414 Seer
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I wonder whether JPM's "loss" was really a cover and that they plugged this money into the FB IPO?

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