FaceBook Indicative Open: $45

Tyler Durden's picture

Update: $42, $43.25, $45, $44

Well, Europe appears to have been off by "a little", as usual.

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MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

This so awesome. I contacted my broker last night and asked him to buy me 300 shares. When he asked what my maximum bid price is, I literally said "anything - just get me my shares". This is history in the making, and I am going to tell my grandkids this story when they’re inheriting my stock at multiples of the current price.

catacl1sm's picture

HA HA HA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAH HAH AHHA !!!!111!!!111eleven!!one

SilverIsKing's picture

I can't wait to tell my Grandkids about MDB too!

Manthong's picture

The bowl has got to fill before it can swirl.

Face Flush Euro Edition

http://i49.tinypic.com/357odad.jpg

Short Memories's picture

MDB !!!

I'm fucking wetting myself with you. Glad you're back

onelight's picture

Truly a wild event with the HFT quote parade underway -- something to tell the grandkids alright.

"Markets were totally manipulated by random phantom price action, back in my day, kid"

Aziz's picture

I think this is the first time I've ever seen an MDB comment with more green than red. Black swan event.

WonderDawg's picture

People are starting to catch on the MDB's sarcasm. Which is perfect this morning.

onelight's picture

MDB is a gifted polemicist. I debated him awhile back, on mirc, during one of those open nights that ZH used to have. I think it was him. He carried on a rhetorically pitch-perfect Ben Bernanke logical-reply series that was hilarious. I finally gave up, laughing at such a skilled, on-the-fly impersonation. Later I wondered if he's a poster child for Wall Street's problem of too much clever intelligence applied to financial engineering, but the markets are connected to everything so it makes sense to have some with a wide facility for topical coverage and rhetorical flair.

Zero Govt's picture

MDB missed Wall Street flogging over-priced junk (their only speciality) in the 2000.com era

...which makes him about 9 years old

Whoa Dammit's picture

MDB was blind, but now he can see...Applies equally well to other FaceBook buyers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lbX7VxlrJQ

(Monty Python--the blind man in Life of Brian)

onikoroshi's picture

Thanks, MDB!  I can always count on you for a good laugh.

bdc63's picture

I know ... it's great isn't it?  I wish they would give it more coverage on CNBC.  10:56 ... 4 minutes 'til uphoria ...

Freddie's picture

Facebook is worth more than Greece, Portugal, Spain and Italy combined.  And it is worth every penny and drachma.

I love FB, Skynet and Warren Buffet.  I am taking Munger's advice and sewing gold coins into my kimono.

LongSoupLine's picture

LMAO...fucking priceless MBD!!  You are the KING of trolls!

LongSoupLine's picture

Hillarious...

 

Carl C. (in a moment of brief CNBS clarity) said, "This is the finanicial TV version of a car chase...you don't know how it's going to end."

Ignatius J Reilly's picture

PS.  Don't you think they should make it part of the DOW and S&P right now?

drink or die's picture

How could anyone downvote this?  I laughed out loud!

MrBoompi's picture

Too fucking funny! Chances are you're a seller!! And if this turd of a company is still around in 20 years the only reason it will trading at multiples of today's price is because our dollar will be worth 5% of what it is today.

daccord's picture

or because its government funded and key tool in strip mining customer data. Oh wait... 

AlaricBalth's picture

300Shares??? MDB, you are really breaking the bank with that trade. You crack me up every time!!!

MsCreant's picture

"anything - just get me my shares"

Ah, hahahahahahah. My face is hurting. HAHAHA!

NeedleDickTheBugFucker's picture

When he asked what my maximum bid price is, I literally said "anything - just get me my shares".

 

I have the same philosophy when it comes to purchasing physical gold and silver.

fatcat's picture

Your grandkids are going to be all, "300 shares of facebook? That is SOOO last generation.  Stop trying to be cool gramps"

WonderDawg's picture

No doubt. Facebook is rapidly losing the cool factor with the 12-25 year olds.

_ConanTheLibertarian_'s picture

Don't know whether I should vote this up or down...

FlyoverCountrySchmuck's picture

Sheep Fleecing in Aisle One!

Line up, muppets!

Global Hunter's picture

I don't know how that could have been thumbed down hilarious!!!

BeetleBailey's picture

You are so full of it.

What..you too stupid to have an online account and buy yourself?

This post of yours confirms that you are a mental midget of epic proportions.

Max Fischer's picture

 

 

holy cow.  

just when I thought there weren't any fish left, MBD reels in another one.  incredible.

MF

MsCreant's picture

Unless BeetleBailey reeled you in, that is...

ZeroPower's picture

Yes $44 across Level2 right now. Buy it retail, buy it!!

bdc63's picture

don't you worry, they will

kridkrid's picture

Cramer just said that the sell off in Apple was to help people position themselves to buy Facebook. 

Instant Wealth's picture

Yeah, just like the Asian markets earlier this morning ... no need, to worry - just buy, buy, buy everybody!

BalanceOrBust's picture

Oh no, a new generation of dotcom bagholders is being created.

youALREADYknow's picture

If so, then the combination of that plus the housing market plus the job market would be enough to trigger the worst depression this country has seen in over 100 years. Personal equity would be crippled across the country.

_ConanTheLibertarian_'s picture

I'm afraid the second great depression is already in progress and it will get far worse.

vmromk's picture

FUCK Facebook and more importantly FUCK Bernanke.

Doubleguns's picture

Down from 50,000 euros. hmmmm

citta vritti's picture

my screen shows $-1, which I guess means they pay me $1 to buy it?

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I believe that is the only way I would buy shares of this shit.  Chances are dividends will be paid out Zynga dollars.

Seer's picture

DON'T DO IT!

It's a trick/trap, TPBT are only looking to unload fiat!  And when you get it you WON'T be able to get rid of it, you'll be charged to hold on to it (and like in the song Hotel California, you can check in but you can never leave).