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Facebook Plummets To All Time Lows As EUR Exodus Crushes Commodities, Slams Stocks

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It was all going to plan until that early angst from Egan-Jones Spain downgrade was increased by L-Pap's 'sky-is-falling' Greek exit plans comments. Treasuries had leaked higher in yield and recoupled with stocks (after the divergence yesterday) but the USD (driven by EUR deterioration) was pushing higher (diverging from its recent correlation). This was dragging commodities lower but gently as stocks (especially financials) continued their dead-cat impressions. Even Facebook showed signs that the deluge of reality was coming off its shoulders. By the European close, stocks had pulled unhealthily high relative to risk-assets in general (once again) and credit was lagging a little. The Spain downgrade news stalled the EUR which began to slide - as did Gold and Silver along with USD strength - but Treasuries kept on limping higher in yield and tracking stocks, Then in the last hour of the day the L-Pap headlines - along with an increasing sense of deceleration (we saw heavy volume come in just after the European close - suggesting covering of the heavy volume up from the bounce lows yesterday) - and all the momo names started to lag with AAPL losing steam (more schadenfreude there after our comments yesterday) and then financials stumbled off their exuberant highs (though JPM managed a very good gain of over 4.5% still - as IG9 compressed for the first time in a few weeks). S&P 500 e-mini futures (ES) managed only a small loss but all the positive momentum was lost and large average trade size pressure came in at the close as it tried to get up to VWAP. VIX gained 0.5vols to close back above 22.5% and the term structure bear-steepened a little more. Yesterday's credit-led strength faded today, as skews normalized, with HYG losses and a renewed fear of the ETFs and indices leaking into the real bond market soon once again. Clusterbook is trading $30.80 after-hours with over 101mm shares traded!

Stocks (blue) and Treasuries (red) recouple today - sliding together at the close. USD strength (green) and Gold weakness was notably divergent from early Monday's tight correlations...

Stocks played catch up to credit (upper left) and broad risk assets (CONTEXT upper right) this afternoon as their exuberance once again got the better of them. Correlations dropped (lower right) but VIX pushed up to its equity/credit fair-value by the close (lower left)...

Facebook dominated headlines and fell to an after-hours and all time (all 2.7 days of it) low of $30.79 after trying and failing to regain the lows of yesterday...more exits (and more lawsuits)....

Gold and Silver recoupled briefly this morning but then silver's higher beta nature took over as the USD surged this afternoon. Oil and Copper remained joined at the hip but slid on the USD strength also...

The USD is up 0.65% on the week - so Gold and Silver are likely suffering collateral/liquidation issues on top of currency translation - but the message today (as seen above in CONTEXT) was much more about carry-trades being lifted as AUD and EUR (relative to the JPY) were unwound notably - especially at the close in the bigger higher volume selloff...(higher on the chart is USD strength)...

Charts: Bloomberg and Capital Context

 

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Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:26 | 2452624 dereksatkinson
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We've got a summit tomorrow and record Euro shorts.   Good combo

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:28 | 2452633 bdc63
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We're in for a face-rip-roaring good time!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:31 | 2452651 Max Fischer
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I think all the sheeple that bought into the massively overhyped FB IPO should adopt the mentality of silver bugs:  as the price continues down, pretend that "price doesn't matter" and all that matters is the number of ounces/shares you have.  Then pretend that there's a decoupling between the fiat price and the value of the actual physical metal or equity in the company. This way, as your wealth continues to evaporate, you can pretend it isn't.

MF

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2452663 LFMayor
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Do you pretend your wife isn't fucking the kid who mows the lawn, too?

Max Fischer - Hermus Inconseqentia

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:38 | 2452673 RollOnShabbos
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lol! I heard his name is Mark. He needed to pick up a part-time job on the weekends.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:53 | 2452726 Paul Atreides
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Dear Max,

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant.

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:57 | 2452734 francis_sawyer
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Is that "troll" in pig latin? (or does it mean "you can commence junking me at will")?

~Max Fischer (Wifus assus fuckus lawnmowerboyus pretendus notus)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:43 | 2452923 Max Hunter
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I don't care much for Mr. Fischer and I hold a lot of silver.. but... that comment deserved a vote up.. LOL

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:28 | 2453070 fuu
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:43 | 2453093 Xkwisetly Paneful
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It is very confusing!

If FB trades higher or lower they are criminals.

Either it is underpriced so they stole or it is overpriced so they fleeced

It is this incredible consistency that keeps bringing me back for more.

The two headed coin.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:51 | 2453139 fuu
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Get the Latex Wipes Flunky!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:45 | 2453312 Kayman
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Underpriced ?????  Source please ????

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:03 | 2453367 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Was the second sentence invisible or just didn't appear in english?

WTFU if it was trading at $60 you would be saying obvious robbery took place,

now while it is trading at $30-guess what? Largely saying the same fucking thing.

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:45 | 2453646 WmMcK
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Thanks for the laugh, is that the locative or accusative form?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:55 | 2452741 q99x2
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You don't say.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:03 | 2452768 The Big Ching-aso
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Facefart debut was 5 days ago 4 an all time high of whatever U smoked that day.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:41 | 2453633 WmMcK
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With relish -- I mean relics.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:40 | 2452683 Levadiakos
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You're defending gold here? LOL How much did you buy at $1800?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:03 | 2452773 Peter Pan
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Yes, i bought at $1800, but I also bought at $300, $400, $500 etc all the way up. What were you buying smart arse when I was buying gold at $300?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:33 | 2452902 Itch
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Nice one, and i bet you held all of those positions for atleast an hour.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:23 | 2454236 matrix2012
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Like Peter doing, i'm accumulating PM at various prices, from 300 something to 1600, nothing but physical only and have been retaining them for years. Not tempted with the current temporary gains knowing the papers are abundant and printing press are working nonstop immensely... 

will dump "any unnecessary excess" of fiats to stack the PM at the good price :-) awaiting their suppressing going on... keep on stacking

 

after all what's the point for hanging around ZH for years if not really learn the essence? we don't spend time here for nothing like the trolls and/or pentagram paid personas!

 

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/02/22/exclusive-militarys-persona-softwa...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social...

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/8388603/US-military-creates-fake-online-...

 

Mish has a nice history chart here

Washington has one about the implosion

 

watching the FB amusement just for fun, another excellent example of naked rigging casino at the full play

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 02:33 | 2454097 Clashfan
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+1 to PP

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:44 | 2453110 agent default
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If you are still holding any Euros by now getting into gold and silver is the best way out.  Converting to USD at these levels is not such a good move.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:28 | 2453267 Buck Johnson
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Spot on, spot on.  That was one good comment.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:35 | 2452666 JPM Hater001
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The dollar jumped 71 cents...that is way too close to a 10 percent swing.

And market down 1.76.... That just seems weird...and gold got crushed...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:51 | 2452728 Joe The Plumber
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Ha ha math man is back!

Good to see you again

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 23:38 | 2453863 ISEEIT
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"crushed"?

Seriously?

Your concept of "crushed" explains much.

Enough for me to keep walking.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:35 | 2452667 Race Car Driver
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I junked ya for your constant bitching about people who don't exist, but you like to fantasize about. Learn a new tune.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:40 | 2452684 Max Fischer
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Have you ever heard of a woman named tmosley?  Have you ever been to TF Metals?

MF

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2452701 fuu
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Hey man you were the one calling for sub $20 silver by summer...last spring.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:47 | 2452716 vast-dom
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back to your facile crap movie! 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:55 | 2452733 Joe The Plumber
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Might be math man or smailes

Is tmosley back in disguise? Good to see ya buddy!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:24 | 2452876 jmcadg
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You're a moron. Face facts dude.

When you're left with your paper treats, drop back to ZH so you can be ridiculed further.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:19 | 2453035 SILVERGEDDON
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Max Fischer is the name, and the sig line stands for the short form of no mind dip shit klingon from Uranus -           MOTHER  FUCKER.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:57 | 2452751 Joe The Plumber
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U do sound like T

Gonna watch ur writing style for confirmation

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:43 | 2452681 ElvisDog
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Question, Max: why do you bother to sign your post when your fucking name is at the top of them?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2452704 LFMayor
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He likes to watch himself yank off in the mirror, too while listening to James Taylor songs.  And he makes the people working the drive through say "Thank you, Sir".  Every time.

I bet he's under 5' 7".  Little men often have these complex need/issue things.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:11 | 2452808 Spastica Rex
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Leave James Taylor out of it.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:34 | 2452908 Itch
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Leave wanking in the mirror out of it too.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:00 | 2452966 Bollixed
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C'mon, you know he uses a fun house mirror to make it look bigger than it is...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:31 | 2453605 WmMcK
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Yeah, and if can't pick my nose at red lights in my own car ... now I feel better.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:45 | 2452705 mayhem_korner
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Well, his moniker is Max Fischer, but I think "MF" is more of a title for him...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:57 | 2452956 TWSceptic
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Probably because he is an autistic douchebag.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:07 | 2452989 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I think you mean Max is an autistic douchebaguette.

He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array.

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:54 | 2453345 Kayman
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ElvisDog

Well, that's because his Mommy wrote Maxie's name on his mittys and pinned them to his sleeves. That way little Maxie won't ferget his little name.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:41 | 2452686 LawsofPhysics
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With the dollar cost average of my silver being under $9, I think I may just BTFD if it dips low enough.  Back to school for you Max.  So just when do you plan on going to graduate school Max?  LMFAO!  Two words for you max; counterparty risk.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:59 | 2453154 Xkwisetly Paneful
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Absent government money spewing, soon to be at lint YOY like the rest of the universe.

 

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:48 | 2452720 Al Huxley
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Oh, good one Max - would you mind elaborating on the analogy - what's the underlying physical commodity backing Facebook, and how does the decoupling between Facebook shareprice and that underlying physical commodity work? 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:51 | 2452731 disabledvet
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Your identity moron.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:27 | 2453063 Al Huxley
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Really?  Thank's for stepping up to defend Max, so maybe you can clarify his 'analogy'.  So in the case of silver, the typical argument is that the physical supply is limited but the paper supply is unlimited, and not correlated to the underlying physical, which means that, as long as everybody doesn't demand delivery of the physical, the price can be artificially supressed by selling paper quantities that exceed the total physical quantities available.  Hence if you buy physical silver, eventually the paper gaming will stop (when all the physical supply is held in private stocks, and some paper buyer demands delivery of physical silver and discovers there is none) at which point the price of silver will rise to balance supply and demand.

So you're saying that 'my identity' is the physical commodity backing the shares of facebook, but I should buy facebook shares because that's like buying physical silver?  But wait, that's actually more like buying PAPER silver, of which there's unlimited supply (similar to the unlimited supply of Facebook shares  - because they can always issue more shares) so basically the whole analogy is bullshit, since 'silverbugs' advocate buying PHYSICAL silver, not PAPER silver, and you have just misdirected, rather than answering the actual question, by pointing out the obvious fact that the data collected by Facebook is of value to various government agencies, marketers, etc..., which has nothing to do with the original idiotic 'analogy'.

So how 'bout you explain to all of us how it is that Max's 'analogy' actually works, since you seem to support it?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:15 | 2453570 disabledvet
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We're ALL in hock to the banks! There's no way you can deny that. "Buying gold" is simply buying what the banks already have thousands of tons of. good luck with that! "Sauce for the goose" in my view. treasuries are your canary in the coal mine for gold. i have no idea what Max is talking about...my personal view is that MONEY should be backed by gold to prevent these debt debacles to begin with. in other words "you really don't have much consumer debt to begin with" with gold money so bailouts...if they can occur at all, are pretty minimal with the BANKS bailing out the government and NOT vice versa like we have now. what all these "bailouts" this time around are failing to do is to actually rescue anything. "solving the problem of debt with more debt" is how it's said...but in reality this is a HUGE deleveraging. MASSIVELY deflationary. What is needed are assets with dividends and growth potential. They're called equities...and they're a safe haven when governments themselves suddenly become incapable of paying their bills and careen towards insolvency...if not outright bankruptcy. Contagion is the real deal...sorry if i offended you but people need to speak out because the way money is being made these days is starting to resemble more of a criminal enterprise than anything a law abiding businessman would recognize.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:53 | 2452736 chinaguy
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Oh Al,

wasting time on a troll...I mean, after all....

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:12 | 2453003 Al Huxley
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Couldn't resist on this one.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:57 | 2452749 DaveyJones
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do not confuse a silver lining to losing face  

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:02 | 2452767 malikai
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+1 Excellent Troll bait. MDB better take notes.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:14 | 2452830 jomama
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2/10

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:50 | 2452940 TWSceptic
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Comparing silver or gold with FB just shows how little one understands about either one.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2452702 youngman
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What are they going to have for lunch...that is what is important.....Lunch baby.... a nice fancy lunch...then  a few Photos...then home again

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:42 | 2452694 walküre
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Once a bank run is in full swing, neither polticians nor bankers can stem the tide of outflows. They can ignore it officially and pretend it's not happening. If they acknowledge it and start talking about it, the whole enchilada unravels in a matter of days. There's not enough money to cover the outflows. Money in bank accounts is neither safe nor guaranteed. Only money under your mattress is safe and better yet, money that's converted to either gold or silver. WTF is that so difficult to grasp?

FIAT Humpty Dumpty FELL OFF A CLIFF ...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:52 | 2452713 vast-dom
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all time lows? the turd's been trading barely 2.5 days! 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:10 | 2452804 CPL
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It's all so amazingly and perfectly ridiculous is it not?

 

Fantastic.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:03 | 2452774 Banksters
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I unfriended trav.   His sexual advances were getting desperate.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:28 | 2452628 l1b3rty
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Oh Zuckerberg with his expensive wedding featuring Billy Joe of Green Day! How 90s! 

Facebook has no choice but to bring in its pay for privacy model where those with cash and brains can defend themselves from ECHELON and the Stasi ways of the new Amerikkka...

http://silvervigilante.com

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:13 | 2452823 Spastica Rex
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I thought Billy Joel died skiing into a tree or something. Wasn't he married to Cher and Mayor of San Francisco or something?

Oh, wait: that was Bono! I loved U2 in the early days.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:27 | 2452629 kalasend
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I love every moment of this. Love to see the groomy dumb faces on my techie co-workers who thought they had Google 2.0 coming...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2452657 SilverTree
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It's hard not to laugh at them.

The CFO at the (engineering company) place I work couldn't define "counterparty risk" for me. 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:28 | 2452886 tekhneek
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I'd love to hear his definition of hypothecation and rehypothecation then.

Counterparty risk is akin to what happens when she says she's on birth control, but forgot to take her pill...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:52 | 2452946 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Confucius says man with girlfriend should always live at top of stairs, to hedge counterparty risk. All settlements are at bottom of stairs

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:01 | 2453368 Kayman
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Counterparty risk is when your wife says she's pregnant and she's 99% certain you're the father.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:15 | 2452832 Spastica Rex
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I love the taste of schadenfreude in the afternoon, it tastes like... victory.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:22 | 2453053 SILVERGEDDON
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I love the smell of beaver 24 / 7 / 365 . It tastes like - oyster honey.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:54 | 2454250 matrix2012
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@ kalasend, you're so cruel yet so true... i just can't help of ALOL

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:28 | 2452632 VonManstein
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silver holding up well..

unusual indeed

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:28 | 2452634 New_Meat
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does FB even make it to get a 52 week low? - Ned

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:30 | 2452638 Arnold Ziffel
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Some serious debt deflation ahead. However, look on 'the brigth side;' food prices are still soaring.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:33 | 2452903 tekhneek
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Inflation in things you need, deflation in things you own is what's been said around these parts a few times...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:22 | 2453586 disabledvet
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no way. this is a straight up deflation. "be careful what you ask for you just might get it." in this case cascading defaults in Europe leading to a wave of bank failures landing either Spain, Italy, France or even all three "in the bankruptcy bin." the Germans are absolutely CRAZY not to allow for euro bonds. probably way too late anyways however. King Dollar is "da player" now. Europe is looking a lot like it did at the end of the World War II all of a sudden...."shocku" as the Japanese called it after their real estate bubble burst... "on a Continental Scale" this time. we'll see if it takes down the ENTIRETY of Wall Street with it...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:26 | 2453061 SILVERGEDDON
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Well, son, it might be time to BTFD in some  " counter party risk adverse commodities ". Silver, gold, lead, copper, charcoal, saltpeter, sulphur, primers, alcohol, food, firewood, you know, real stuff. 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:46 | 2453315 HungrySeagull
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Not quite... but you are more than welcome to stack em.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:30 | 2452643 LoneStarHog
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MillionDollarBonus = Dollar Cost Averaging ... Another EXCELLENT opportunity, with many and many more to come ... What a lucky guy to get this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! :)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:31 | 2452644 Max Fischer
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moved 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:33 | 2452655 LFMayor
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Do you pretend your wife isn't fucking the kid who mows the lawn, too?

Max Fischer - Hermus Inconseqentia

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:36 | 2452665 LFMayor
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repeated.  And stop up arrowing yourself Max, it's unseemly.  Like picking your nose at red lights.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:43 | 2452698 LoneStarHog
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"Like picking your nose at red lights."

 

But...but...it was only a scratch...no penetration...only a scratch.....

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:08 | 2452799 francis_sawyer
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That's why Max never uses italics on the first line... Otherwise he'd never see a green arrow...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:05 | 2453382 Kayman
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Where else is Maxi gonna get his protein ?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:27 | 2453064 SILVERGEDDON
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New sig line for Max - Homus derectum ! 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:30 | 2452646 Newsboy
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Hey, look!

This ship we're on is named "Titanic".

Ha, ha, ha; ain't that a riot?

Hey, I'll help you with that boat, OK?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:32 | 2452653 walküre
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With FB price dropping ever lower, one certain WB7 will never run out of material for another cartoon.

#FB IPO LOL

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:32 | 2452654 Trimmed Hedge
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BTFFBD!

:)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2452659 RollOnShabbos
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Zuckerjew lost $7 billion lol.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:45 | 2452707 midgetrannyporn
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the balding ginger kid is rich bitchez!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:11 | 2452810 jomama
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well, he did have a barmitzvah, after all.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:00 | 2452761 DosZap
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Zuckerjew lost $7 billion lol.

He aint hurtin trust me, plus the talk on the WALL street,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is NASDAQ is going to have to make good for its FU.

Meaning those orders that did or did not get placed they are eating the difference.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:14 | 2452828 RollOnShabbos
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I think he is hurting. He designed his wife's wedding ring himself, and it has one small RUBY not even diamonds!... But if he's not hurting now he will be after the divorce.

I won't feel bad for him either. No one knew of his wedding until the day of the actual ceremony. Not even his friends and family. Meanwhile he makes billions by exploiting others' personal information.

 

ZUCK: yea so if you ever need info about anyone at harvard 
ZUCK: just ask 
ZUCK: i have over 4000 emails, pictures, addresses, sns 
FRIEND: what!? how’d you manage that one? 
ZUCK: people just submitted it 
ZUCK: i don’t know why 
ZUCK: they "trust me" 
ZUCK: dumb fucks

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:34 | 2453286 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Was the exchange between Zuck and his friend included in the Risk Factors section of the IPO prospectus?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:34 | 2452662 devo
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Headfake book.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:35 | 2452668 tahoebumsmith
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Tick,tock,tick,tock...time is running out...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:36 | 2452670 Rick Blaine
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"All time low?"

Yes, that is technically true...but it's between trading for what? Three days now?

That said, I am thoroughly enjoying this.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:38 | 2452675 Conax
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Somebody please 'splain how JPM is up a buck-fitty in the midst of all this?

Their losses compounding and they are up?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:41 | 2452690 Al Huxley
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They must have impressed the shit out of people in those hearings this morning.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:47 | 2452715 youngman
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The insiders got confirmation that the Fed will back em up baby....all is good in fiat land...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:51 | 2452729 Conax
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I guess they did just hire a former regulator to help them duck and weave through this debacle..

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:39 | 2452680 XtraBullish
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I am stacking FB shares right up there with my physical tissue paper - I will be buying ice cream cones with 1-share certs as a replacement for the overvalued $USD by year end. FB will be the New Reserve Currency used by over 500,000,000 FB users as they report their latest bowel movements to the world.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:13 | 2452818 CPL
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LIKE.

...won't miss that term again as an action.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:41 | 2452691 Let them eat iPads
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Faceplant goes below $30 tomorrow.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:49 | 2452722 spanish inquisition
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I will hold out for the 4 Buck Zuck. (No, I am not gonna buy any. Just wanted to say 4 buck zuck)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:56 | 2452747 mayhem_korner
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Sounds like something out of Dr. Seuss's collection of banned books...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:20 | 2452859 Karl von Bahnhof
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Fuck-a-buck

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:31 | 2453082 Overfed
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I was thinkin' more like that cheap wine ya' get at Trader Joes. 'cept the wine ain't bad, and will improve over time.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:37 | 2453295 slewie the pi-rat
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in slewienomics:

4 buck zuck = 2 X (two buck chuck)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:44 | 2452699 dwdollar
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But, but, the FB fraud is all NASDAQ's fault according to CNBC...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:04 | 2452783 walküre
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yeah, about that ...

they have to paint that picture of course and involve SEC and FINRA which will do absolutely nothing.. other than making this casino look legit.

who cares that investors got fleeced? really? anybody cares? it's all part of the program and the IBs that bought the hype just got beat at their own game.

on the next occasion another IB is going to do the same.

great publicity though which makes me almost wonder if FB and the FAIL and the DAMAGE and FRAUD are all part of an agenda to SHUT DOWN the exchange for good

so much attention, so much hype and so many problems?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:45 | 2452706 max2205
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Facedouche is attracting HFT's like stink on shit.

Trading TNA was almost bearable.

Thanks zuckerpuch and Morgan Stupid for making my life easier!

Wow $30 BILLION DOLLARS traded hands. Fuck

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:46 | 2452714 Monkeyfister
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Last Friday, the question was asked: "What will Facebook's close be on the 25th?"

I said $28. I may have hi-balled it!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:01 | 2452763 Joe The Plumber
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You are still a commie

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:00 | 2452969 Monkeyfister
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Heh. riiiight. A Commie who voted for Bob Barr in 2008.

And you think "Joe The Plumber" is an awesome persona, so there is that sticky wicket.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:11 | 2452806 bdc63
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if we continue to lose 10% a day it will be more like $22 ... I'm going with that ...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:19 | 2452850 CPL
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Who would be dumb enough to be a bagholder longer than they absolutely have to?

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:01 | 2452971 Monkeyfister
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Morgan Stanley, apparently.

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:20 | 2453425 EclecticParrot
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If word of lawsuits and investigations/subpeonas pepper the news headlines, FB will become radioactive, with exponential decay and a half-life.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:47 | 2452717 RmcAZ
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DELL -10.5%

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:49 | 2452725 davinci7_gis
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What would a rational person buy...1 piece of silver at $30 or FB at $30?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:34 | 2452909 bdc63
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... is this a trick question? ...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:05 | 2453540 WmMcK
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With spot below $28 and the GSR over 56:1, I'd say anyone aware/rational should now be in silver.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 00:16 | 2453937 WallowaMountainMan
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why wouldn't the rational person buy $30 worth of gold?

oh, that's right, the gold to silver ratio thing currently is a big number vs history. gotta play them odds.

like any rational person would.

:)

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:51 | 2452727 q99x2
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'the term structure bear-steepened'

Imagine that.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:54 | 2452738 Dave Thomas
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Does anyone have a really good WAV file of a submarine's hull creaking as it uncontrollably sinks lower? I'd like to listen to that for hours.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:03 | 2452771 Rick Blaine
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Nice.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:27 | 2452882 Paul Atreides
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Ask and ye shall receive.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:17 | 2453031 Dave Thomas
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Oh thanks Paul, you made my day!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:54 | 2452739 mayhem_korner
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In Pass the Pigs parlance, VIX looks like it just dropped a leaning jowler.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:45 | 2452930 catacl1sm
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+1 for 'pass the pigs' reference. double entendre?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 16:59 | 2452757 pissing_excellence
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Exodus is right... Suckerberg

http://youtu.be/DPxLHb4m8fA

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:01 | 2452762 falak pema
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counting Mark's money is obscene; that company is over valued above 20 billion. So his fortune should be around 4 billion at most on this basis, five times less than at start value. Even at that value its too high. Nobody is worth that sort of money. We live in a valueless world. Usd strength is the expression of the valueless scale.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:21 | 2452863 Spastica Rex
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Yeah, but that's like saying King Charles I wasn't worth the sort of money he had.

Hmmm....

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:19 | 2453424 Kayman
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Wasn't Charles I the one that had a section of his neck surgically removed ?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:04 | 2452778 mendolover
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Can't wait for options trading to begin on this one!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:09 | 2452800 walküre
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Why? By 05/29 the stock will so beaten down, it makes no difference. Worse yet, it could bring a squeeze.

Who is shorting stock naked on a massive scale? SEC and FINRA will find out and then things get interesting.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:06 | 2452780 FreeMktFisherMN
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got a question. I'm mostly in PMs and not a big investor at all. Would like to get into some stocks perhaps and it would be only miners and then volatility/bear indexes. Right now I'm more interested in the latter. I know the VIXes have their long term problems from a ZH post awhile back, but what are some of the ways others would approach this thing and which of the VIXes like UVXY and short term ones have which pros/cons? I think things will be volatile and/or bearish between now and mid June, and would probably be long these indexes unless more stimulus, and I would be long thru summer with the debt ceiling and whatnot?

edit: even if things nominally go up from more cheap liquidity, still would look into keeping volatility indexes. Again, I'm not a day trader/have to pay decent commissions, so what are some strategies? And again, I'm all about sound money and phys PMs comprise most of what I have.

Thanks.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:23 | 2452871 CPL
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If you haven't been paying attention in Europe there is a real National Front movement thing going on again complete with concentration camps.

 

I'd go long german leather boot factories

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 22:36 | 2453768 hairball48
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"I'd go long german leather boot factories"

I went long on Greek donkey carts a long time ago :)

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 06:19 | 2454226 Lebensphilosoph
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That's a most amusing perspective of the matter you have there, what, with internationalists whose conservative factions lie  to the left even of the leftists of a century ago in complete control of Western European states peopled with societies that have been so thoroughly permeated with the nonsense of critical theory so as to have arrived at a total inversion of the traditional European values now associated with the 'far right', not to mention that the concentration camp was introduced into Europe by Bolsheviks and perfected by the Communists of Asia. That is, when they didn't simply kick you to death, since a human life was not worth a bullet to them after all.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:45 | 2452922 Paul Atreides
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I am far from a professional trader and I am a stacker as yourself but from what I have read and learned from reading on ZH comments:

If your betting on credit crunch 2.0 coming soon then TZA, SKF, VXX longs. From historical reference you can take a look at their valuations back in 2008.

That is of course if you think you can collect before the entire paper ponzi implodes.

Also the information contained within this comment is provided for informational purposes only and is not intended to substitute for obtaining professional financial advice. Please thoroughly research everything you read and seek professional representation before acting on any information you may have found in this comment.

Had to add that bit...I would hate for someone to loose money on my account. Someone more experienced should add to this...

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:52 | 2452947 FreeMktFisherMN
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Paul,

 

Thanks for the tips and no worries. I don't see how there can't be volatility over the next couple months and thru summer, although then again I don't know exactly how this stuff gets calculated into these ETFs. There is so much dry tinder out there, and I hear you on the 'musical chair' mindset of getting some PMs before this ponzi explodes. 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:50 | 2453331 HungrySeagull
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Not implode, not explode.

The paper will burn in a firestorm inferno that will burn... nay.. cremate all who hold it. The light from such a systematic destruction will illuminate Gold and Silver and cause them to shine large.

The herd will stampede. You don't to be the one down below bent over gathering coins when you are about to be trampled.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:11 | 2452812 Rick Blaine
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How much did Zuckerberg make on the IPO?  I can't find the number...but I know it's in the billions...right?

Well, I really never thought all THAT much of him...until now.

Before this, he was just part of a team that had the right idea at the right time.  Nothing more...nothing less.

He's not Steve Jobs.  He's not Bill Gates.  He sure as hell isn't Albert Einstein.

...but now, at the very least, he'll never have to work another day in his life (which may have been the case five years ago)...

I'll give him credit for that...regardless of what happens to the company from here on out.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:22 | 2452870 Spastica Rex
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I feel the same way about people who win big at Lotto.

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