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FaceBook Pulls Reverse BATS - Flash Smashes To €50,000/Share

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Sigh: FaceBook's market cap briefly passed $100 trillion. How long until a loaf of bread does the same thing?

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Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:50 | 2439392 midgetrannyporn
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pets.com

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:52 | 2439410 Aziz
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I think I just pissed myself laughing.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:53 | 2439420 Ratscam
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Friday afternoon humor

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:55 | 2439443 malikai
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Like I said, FB is going to be an HFT killzone.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:57 | 2439461 THX 1178
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The world doesn't make sense to me anymore.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:58 | 2439474 Harlequin001
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WTF?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:59 | 2439485 Short Memories
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and I just said on the other thread I hope they do a BATS

I meant flash crash though!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:00 | 2439493 redpill
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Tyler, that would be, "le sigh"

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:03 | 2439512 toady
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€50000?

SELL SELL SELL!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:07 | 2439536 Short Memories
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Is it a coincidence today is the first time I've seen a FB ad on ZH ????

I think I know where the 100b is going :(

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:11 | 2439564 Gully Foyle
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What is Schumers opinion?

Are his shifty beady little eyes lit with dollar signs?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:10 | 2439558 Nothing To See Here
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Call me barbarian all you want if I see more value in an ounce of gold than in a 50,000 eur FB share.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:05 | 2439530 rosiescenario
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....it never did, but I used to think I knew what was happening....

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:07 | 2439537 LongSoupLine
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Bob Pisani just soiled himself with joy.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:13 | 2439573 THX 1178
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I remember being young and thinking, "The adults are so smart! They know everything and I don't have to worry because everything is under control. Everything is safe." 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:58 | 2439471 MillionDollarBonus_
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The volatility is crazy out there, but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP. It's so cool to see FB finally trading among the other internet giants like Amazon and Ebay.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:59 | 2439483 Bay of Pigs
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No, WAY UP

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:01 | 2439499 Short Memories
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I fucken love you MDB! LOL

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:02 | 2439509 EvryInternational
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You don't happen to drive (or used to drive) an H-2 where you'd take the kids out with the wife and throw little sandwhiches at homeless people, did you (do you)?

 

Is this sf3006?

 

Where's pods?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:09 | 2439553 Gully Foyle
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EvryInternational

Whoa dude, flashback.

Riding around with people throwing beer at joggers.

They were all REAL high and maybe regret it today. If they remember.




Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:05 | 2439528 jomama
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you fail at making jokes.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:54 | 2440273 snakeboat
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aww cmon, he's OUR anti-hero!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:09 | 2439549 LongSoupLine
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"...but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP." - MDB

 

 

Holy shit that's funny!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:24 | 2439635 BeetleBailey
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LOL. Got that Etch-a-Sketch of yours out of your toy box, ZimbaweFiatBumper?

Man, one cannot make up the shite that comes out of your 386....Mom's calling. You didn't finish your porridge.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:28 | 2439652 Chaffinch
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You're back on form MDB!

Internet Giants!

Priceless! (well, almost...)

; )

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:00 | 2439805 financial apoca...
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finally this lovely fellow with a fucked up sense of humor is bak

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:01 | 2439503 jekyll island
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Retail investors are muppet bait.  

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:24 | 2439625 He_Who Carried ...
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Preorders in Frankfurt are at a ridiculous 70US...

 

Btw, nice "photoshopping"-effort on that chart, TD.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:55 | 2439445 clones2
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Rumor is JP Morgan went long at 57,000!!!!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:58 | 2439477 malikai
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They brought him back from the dead to walk on to the floor and... Eat their brains?

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:16 | 2439591 masterinchancery
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Based on estimated earnings in the year 2014, the PE is only 20, buy!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:59 | 2439480 Manthong
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You can't make this stuff up,

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:08 | 2439547 jus_lite_reading
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The robots are pre-programmed for the hyperinflation that is imminent... 

Snake oil sales are gettin' harder by the day!!

 

 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:57 | 2439454 BorisSDT
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Facebook is a huge sham! Here's a full analysis: http://www.singledudetravel.com/2012/05/why-facebook-isnt-worth-100-bill...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:03 | 2439513 CH1
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Well of course it isn't worth much, but it's the new Magic Stock!!

We shall be saved!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:00 | 2439491 stocktivity
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Well...Facebook gets Jamie out of the headlines.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:02 | 2439498 Everybodys All ...
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tricked out email ... who would have ever thought the world would be this enamored.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:04 | 2439519 CH1
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tricked out email

More like a stalking service.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:27 | 2439998 Think for yourself
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For most people there's 2 main uses for facebook, and you nailed one.

The other is simply ego projection and self-flattery.

Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful... 

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:12 | 2439572 jus_lite_reading
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HOLY SHIT LMAO!!

YAHOO Finance page REPLACED the DOW index with FACEBOOK!!! 

At the top of the screen - Facebook chart, S&P chart and Nasdaq chart! 

LMAO!!! Are they telling us something? Facebook to the rescue (all your DOW listed stocks are no longer valid, sorry)

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:18 | 2439601 bonddude
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Webvan

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:51 | 2439396 slaughterer
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Off to a good start...

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:51 | 2439398 ShortTheUS
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BULLISH!

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:25 | 2439641 taniquetil
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Of course this is bullish. Facebook can only go up. I know because I bought myself a large pile of shares from Goldman Sachs, who decided to sell $1B from their own position for the IPO. This time will definitely be different.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:31 | 2439668 quartshort
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FaceFlop for the win.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:51 | 2439399 francis_sawyer
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get in now before you're priced out forever... /sarc

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:04 | 2439517 EscapeKey
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Nah, we'll see a 10,000:1 stock split.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:51 | 2439405 Dr. Engali
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Sounds like a bargain.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 09:52 | 2439408 Badabing
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Lovit

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