FaceBook Pulls Reverse BATS - Flash Smashes To €50,000/Share

Tyler Durden's picture

Sigh: FaceBook's market cap briefly passed $100 trillion. How long until a loaf of bread does the same thing?

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Aziz's picture

I think I just pissed myself laughing.

Ratscam's picture

Friday afternoon humor

malikai's picture

Like I said, FB is going to be an HFT killzone.

THX 1178's picture

The world doesn't make sense to me anymore.

Short Memories's picture

and I just said on the other thread I hope they do a BATS

I meant flash crash though!

redpill's picture

Tyler, that would be, "le sigh"

toady's picture



Short Memories's picture

Is it a coincidence today is the first time I've seen a FB ad on ZH ????

I think I know where the 100b is going :(

Gully Foyle's picture

What is Schumers opinion?

Are his shifty beady little eyes lit with dollar signs?

Nothing To See Here's picture

Call me barbarian all you want if I see more value in an ounce of gold than in a 50,000 eur FB share.

rosiescenario's picture

....it never did, but I used to think I knew what was happening....

LongSoupLine's picture




Bob Pisani just soiled himself with joy.

THX 1178's picture

I remember being young and thinking, "The adults are so smart! They know everything and I don't have to worry because everything is under control. Everything is safe." 

MillionDollarBonus_'s picture

The volatility is crazy out there, but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP. It's so cool to see FB finally trading among the other internet giants like Amazon and Ebay.

EvryInternational's picture

You don't happen to drive (or used to drive) an H-2 where you'd take the kids out with the wife and throw little sandwhiches at homeless people, did you (do you)?


Is this sf3006?


Where's pods?

Gully Foyle's picture


Whoa dude, flashback.

Riding around with people throwing beer at joggers.

They were all REAL high and maybe regret it today. If they remember.

snakeboat's picture

aww cmon, he's OUR anti-hero!

LongSoupLine's picture

"...but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP." - MDB



Holy shit that's funny!

BeetleBailey's picture

LOL. Got that Etch-a-Sketch of yours out of your toy box, ZimbaweFiatBumper?

Man, one cannot make up the shite that comes out of your 386....Mom's calling. You didn't finish your porridge.

Chaffinch's picture

You're back on form MDB!

Internet Giants!

Priceless! (well, almost...)

; )

financial apocalyptic contagion's picture

finally this lovely fellow with a fucked up sense of humor is bak

jekyll island's picture

Retail investors are muppet bait.  

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

Preorders in Frankfurt are at a ridiculous 70US...


Btw, nice "photoshopping"-effort on that chart, TD.

clones2's picture

Rumor is JP Morgan went long at 57,000!!!!

malikai's picture

They brought him back from the dead to walk on to the floor and... Eat their brains?

masterinchancery's picture

Based on estimated earnings in the year 2014, the PE is only 20, buy!

Manthong's picture

You can't make this stuff up,

jus_lite_reading's picture

The robots are pre-programmed for the hyperinflation that is imminent... 

Snake oil sales are gettin' harder by the day!!



CH1's picture

Well of course it isn't worth much, but it's the new Magic Stock!!

We shall be saved!

stocktivity's picture

Well...Facebook gets Jamie out of the headlines.

Everybodys All American's picture

tricked out email ... who would have ever thought the world would be this enamored.

CH1's picture

tricked out email

More like a stalking service.

Think for yourself's picture

For most people there's 2 main uses for facebook, and you nailed one.

The other is simply ego projection and self-flattery.

Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful... 

jus_lite_reading's picture


YAHOO Finance page REPLACED the DOW index with FACEBOOK!!! 

At the top of the screen - Facebook chart, S&P chart and Nasdaq chart! 

LMAO!!! Are they telling us something? Facebook to the rescue (all your DOW listed stocks are no longer valid, sorry)

slaughterer's picture

Off to a good start...

taniquetil's picture

Of course this is bullish. Facebook can only go up. I know because I bought myself a large pile of shares from Goldman Sachs, who decided to sell $1B from their own position for the IPO. This time will definitely be different.

francis_sawyer's picture

get in now before you're priced out forever... /sarc

EscapeKey's picture

Nah, we'll see a 10,000:1 stock split.

Dr. Engali's picture

Sounds like a bargain.