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FaceBook Pulls Reverse BATS - Flash Smashes To €50,000/Share
Sigh: FaceBook's market cap briefly passed $100 trillion. How long until a loaf of bread does the same thing?
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I think I just pissed myself laughing.
Friday afternoon humor
Like I said, FB is going to be an HFT killzone.
The world doesn't make sense to me anymore.
WTF?
and I just said on the other thread I hope they do a BATS
I meant flash crash though!
Tyler, that would be, "le sigh"
€50000?
SELL SELL SELL!
Is it a coincidence today is the first time I've seen a FB ad on ZH ????
I think I know where the 100b is going :(
What is Schumers opinion?
Are his shifty beady little eyes lit with dollar signs?
Call me barbarian all you want if I see more value in an ounce of gold than in a 50,000 eur FB share.
....it never did, but I used to think I knew what was happening....
Bob Pisani just soiled himself with joy.
I remember being young and thinking, "The adults are so smart! They know everything and I don't have to worry because everything is under control. Everything is safe."
The volatility is crazy out there, but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP. It's so cool to see FB finally trading among the other internet giants like Amazon and Ebay.
No, WAY UP
I fucken love you MDB! LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnEjxsjjuA
You don't happen to drive (or used to drive) an H-2 where you'd take the kids out with the wife and throw little sandwhiches at homeless people, did you (do you)?
Is this sf3006?
Where's pods?
EvryInternational
Whoa dude, flashback.
Riding around with people throwing beer at joggers.
They were all REAL high and maybe regret it today. If they remember.
you fail at making jokes.
aww cmon, he's OUR anti-hero!
"...but one thing is for sure: the trend is UP." - MDB
Holy shit that's funny!
LOL. Got that Etch-a-Sketch of yours out of your toy box, ZimbaweFiatBumper?
Man, one cannot make up the shite that comes out of your 386....Mom's calling. You didn't finish your porridge.
You're back on form MDB!
Internet Giants!
Priceless! (well, almost...)
; )
finally this lovely fellow with a fucked up sense of humor is bak
Retail investors are muppet bait.
Preorders in Frankfurt are at a ridiculous 70US...
Btw, nice "photoshopping"-effort on that chart, TD.
Rumor is JP Morgan went long at 57,000!!!!
They brought him back from the dead to walk on to the floor and... Eat their brains?
Based on estimated earnings in the year 2014, the PE is only 20, buy!
You can't make this stuff up,
The robots are pre-programmed for the hyperinflation that is imminent...
Snake oil sales are gettin' harder by the day!!
Facebook is a huge sham! Here's a full analysis: http://www.singledudetravel.com/2012/05/why-facebook-isnt-worth-100-bill...
Well of course it isn't worth much, but it's the new Magic Stock!!
We shall be saved!
Well...Facebook gets Jamie out of the headlines.
tricked out email ... who would have ever thought the world would be this enamored.
tricked out email
More like a stalking service.
For most people there's 2 main uses for facebook, and you nailed one.
The other is simply ego projection and self-flattery.
Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful...
HOLY SHIT LMAO!!
YAHOO Finance page REPLACED the DOW index with FACEBOOK!!!
At the top of the screen - Facebook chart, S&P chart and Nasdaq chart!
LMAO!!! Are they telling us something? Facebook to the rescue (all your DOW listed stocks are no longer valid, sorry)
Webvan
Off to a good start...
BULLISH!
Of course this is bullish. Facebook can only go up. I know because I bought myself a large pile of shares from Goldman Sachs, who decided to sell $1B from their own position for the IPO. This time will definitely be different.
FaceFlop for the win.
get in now before you're priced out forever... /sarc
Nah, we'll see a 10,000:1 stock split.
Sounds like a bargain.
Lovit
Lyle?
But the markets aren't broken, right?
Not anymore, the "traders" just Got a windows update that should fix this bug.
WTF. Did they merge tickers with Berkshire?
Will they take a VISA card?
One share would be enough reward points for a trip around the world!
Get in while the gettin's good.
LOL...
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
That sucks, I had a short trigger at €50,001.
Today is a day that I really wish IPO's could be shorted. At least let me buy puts!
Did Zuck offload at that price? Nice work Zuck... I mean, remember, this is a company of hackers... and BATS, well ...
BATS is a dirty dirty whore.
By looking at the volume I would estimate that 10 000 shares sold at $50 000.
Looks like a few hundred traded and those trades were cancelled.
We got to get Wilson and tell him to selllll!
ha ha ha ha ha HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
This just gets better and better!
SHIT SHOW
markets working efficiently
its going to be one of those fat finger days....
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
PT Barnum is even laughing.
I can picture the dude now: "So what's the difference between a Market and a Limit order?"
cDOUCHEnbc even had Melissa Lee explaining to everyone not to put in a market order for FB this morning...that tells you how dumb the public is. I bet millions of sheeple do just that....and get pole axed....and wonder why....then blame the market....and go back to Dancing With The Stars....and blame Bush.
Missed my chance to get in at 40,000
Still less than a share of Berkshire Hathoway...
Beats 4 cents or is that what 50,000 Euro is going to be worth.
lol.
Short from 50,000 bitchez!
<snark>
might be inclined to short it at that level
oops ... that was me. sorry - fat fingers.
This has turned into Terminator: Rise of the Machines.
Facebook is already in a bubble and it hasnt even sold a single IPO share yet.
LOL...
Alas - no way to vote for hilarious.
$FB = theglobe.com
Did Facebook expatriate from the USA, or did the USA expatriate from Facebook? I think the latter, since FB was briefly worth considerably more than a decade of U.S. GDP!
xPat
You articled my funny bone with that one.
Frankfurter overkill, the sausage gets longer with each bubble injected, soon it will reach 100 Euros/share. Talk about Face-Fest! Prost! I think this will generate a huge f***-fest in Palo Alto! Baby you can keep your hat on, but not the rest at this price!
HOLY CRAP: In Germany Already There's Bidding For Facebook At $74/share!Germany Already There's Bidding For Facebook At $74! - Business Insider
100 trillion? though it was billion? somebody explain please
I would, but it involves math, which apparently isn't your strong point.
That is known as Biriyni's orgasm.
So for a brief time, Zuckerberg was by far the richest man on the planet....
for a brief time, Zuckerberg was by far the richest man on the planet....
Evidently crime does pay.
yep, I like that Im gonna go post it one my ConnectU page... oh wait..
BTW, Yahoo Finance has it's own real-time FB chart at the top of the page, right next to the Dow & S&P charts....
If facebook is worth 110 billion...then my friend list is worth 1 billion per friend.....jajaja
Shit, you should loan those friends out at 5.0% APR.
Lets see. Facebook= a narcissistic site used by horny and/or divorced men trying to hook up with old flames, and/or by over indulgant delusional annoying parents who post daily pictures of their fat kid playing sports they arent very good at, but yet are treated as the next superstar, and/or younger people too lazy to actually you no, go out in the world and experience it and met people face to face. Yet the kicker is, where is the money made from these people? the horny guy, the annoying parent , and the horny lazy kid sure the hell arent clicking on ads and buying anything. So why again is this site worth 100 billion? oh thats right, its not.
The backlash from Facebook is already out there, and it will grow, in my circle its even becoming embarrassing to admit you use and like it at this point.
FB is so passe (sorry I am a techno weanie and do not know how to generate an accent mark on my computer).
Hold down the ALT key and while holding it down, on the numeric keypad, press 0, then 2, then 3, then 3, then release ALT.
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I too am a weenie. Google. Look up the mark you want. Copy and paste. Many times it will transfer to your screen, sometimes not.
yep. that is about right on all points. Again, where is the revenue? Youngsters are already making FB the next Myspace.
You're the product, not the customer.
People are going to be dumping FB shares like it's going out of style. BATS 2.0.
in 15 days, mark the calender.
I'm selling all my FB at the open since my ability to predict the future is poor. I've learned that there are 2 types of people who play the market: Those that don't know and those that don't know they don't know.
Interesting: http://www.cnbc.com/id/47475375
MORTIMER DUKE - "Fuck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!"
FB is the ideal company for the present age.
With 50% unemployment facing the younger Europeans, how else can they cheaply while away the hours?
For those employed by the government in meaningless jobs, better they spend their time on FB than interfere with the few actually productive fools in the private workplace trying to make something.
save the private industry is holier than thou crap. Most succesful ones are picked by govt and/or protected by govt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YyEdny5rh8
*like*
Quantum mechanically anything is possible.
For those folks who enjoy nostalgia and all, bringing attention back to one of MY personal favorites: justballs.com
http://lubbockonline.com/stories/012901/upd_075-7015.shtml
Everybody needs balls, don't they?
SEC investigation finds deeR & lleddaW responsible
oy vey!
$100 trillion..... a bargain at twice the price!
So, this article implies that someone just lost 99.999999 trillion euro on the downtick.
$50000? too expensive, I'm going to wait for a correction at $40000, and then go long... hahahhaha...
First facebook price in Germany, Frankfurt at over 70$ / 65 Euro!
Watch live shareprice here:
http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/boerse/10076-facebook-erste-kurse-bei-65-euro
Human behavior can never change. Tulip bulbs anyone?
Facebook IPO reminds me of the tulip craze in Amsterdam. It will end badly.
I got a great idea. Lets create a Gateway that filters access to the internet while dumbing down your user experience and call it FB.
Aka AOL?
I know this is a stupid question but could someone explain to a noob how FB is trading in euros? Serious question, albeit probably a dumbass one.
So Google has a P/E of roughly 19. Facebook 100. Googles ads transfers potential customers directly to a your store. Facebook ads makes someone hang out with your brand. Need I say more?
The "sigh" said it all.
Something wondeful will soon happen - meaning betwwen next 24 hours and 5 years. Third time should do it I would think.
Or are we at the dawn of the "virtual age" - real stuff has little value.
Oh my god, Duke & Duke are trying to corner the market. Only this time the Crop Report is full of Crop Circles. TURN THOSE MACHINES OFF!