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FakeBoom Down 40% From Highs To New All-Time Low

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Sad to say, it looks like we were right last week when we pointed out the coincident ripfest on Thursday that ended perfectly at a previous VWAP close and enabled heavy volume to exit into month-end (and on those weekly option expiries). With a $26 handle once again and having traded as low as $26.57 this morning (40% from the $45 IPO-day highs and 30% from its IPO level), FakeBoom truly is the gift that keeps on giving... losses.

 

 

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Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:20 | 2491722 the 300000000th...
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how low will it go?

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:20 | 2491726 malikai
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$0

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:25 | 2491748 SilverTree
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fuckface

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 16:50 | 2493486 smlbizman
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first rule about facebook NOW is we dont talk about it...

the second.....

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:29 | 2491768 CPL
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That's my call so far on a Billion dollar company that makes less real revenue than a one man plumbing outfit in Toronto.

 

Market is about to shit the bed btw.

 

Fuckbook will be under 20 by week's end.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:36 | 2491803 CPL
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AAPL is about to fall over a cliff...one flash crash already, total cost of recovering a whole three dollars...nearly a cool billion in tax payer money.

 

Here comes flash crash two.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 14:04 | 2492720 mjk0259
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FB revenue $4 billion. Plumbers must be very expensive in Toronto.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:32 | 2491779 VisualCSharp
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Yep. Just use common sense, folks. Would the world change drastically tomorrow if Facebook weren't around? The answer is, of course, no. Thus, they don't provide much value to society.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 14:05 | 2492727 mjk0259
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My world would not but tens of millions of people spend an hour or two a day on there so it has some value.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 15:33 | 2493080 real
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facebook is a toy and to a child, toys hold great magical powers. To a grown up its just plastic but we love our children.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:37 | 2491811 Silver Bug
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Facebook was a massive EPIC FAIL.

 

http://ericsprott.blogspot.ca/

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:23 | 2491741 t_kAyk
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TIMBER!!!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:26 | 2491752 Buckaroo Banzai
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LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:21 | 2491731 ArrestBobRubin
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Screw this transparent piece of cia/bankster trash. And the horse it rode in on.

Boycott Facebook: show 'em the Love

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:21 | 2491733 rehypothecator
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I've read that with the same lofty valuation as Walmart, it would trade at $6.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:02 | 2491956 azzhatter
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But Walmart doesn't have a punk with curly hair likes a pigs ass running it. Fuck You Fecebook

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:23 | 2491739 zippy_uk
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But...but...but... All that future income !!!

All you cloud computing gloomsters thinking there will be more cut price competition - don't believe the hype... believe in the hope instead...

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:25 | 2491750 4 wheel drift
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what best proof that having a face book page is the ultimate in moronosity....   lmao

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:27 | 2491755 Id fight Gandhi
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Don't you love a company who calls its customers "dumb fucks?"

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:33 | 2491787 malikai
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Don't you love a company who calls its investors "dumb fucks?"

Fixed.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:57 | 2491931 Id fight Gandhi
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I'm being literal, the hoodie is quoted a few years back saying all the people who first used Facebook were dumb fucks giving up their personal information.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:00 | 2491949 malikai
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I know. I was updating for this second round of dumbfuckology.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:28 | 2491759 Canadian Dirtlump
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One of my greatest failures was not securing "fartfacebook" allowing me to make a competitor to this financial turd.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:28 | 2491762 DormRoom
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still waiting for Groupon to implode. 

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:57 | 2491935 SokPOTUS
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You missed it.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:14 | 2492009 Canadian Dirtlump
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Implode worse?

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:28 | 2491763 junkyardjack
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I wonder how long will it take for Morgan Stanley to realize its the only one trading the stock....

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:31 | 2491778 CommunityStandard
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How long does it take to remove one's head from one's ass?

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:32 | 2491782 dwdollar
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FaceBusted

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:12 | 2492002 Itch
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Facemelt. How many puns can we squeeze out of that shit? I must have seen atleast 100+ now.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:17 | 2492025 Itch
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Facecloth ...sorry can't resist.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:51 | 2492172 TrainWreck1
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FlushBowels

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 20:29 | 2494173 Drachma
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FaceTious

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:32 | 2491783 Ineverslice
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Status: SELL

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:37 | 2491813 CPL
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If you were smart about it, past tense of "SOLD" should have happened.

 

Now it's no longer a question of buy or sell.  Flee or Run are more appropriate.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:34 | 2491792 orangedrinkandchips
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Thats THE faceplant et. al. to you! lol.....

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:37 | 2491808 The Swedish Chef
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So parity with silver came, hung around for fifteen minutes and then went out the vindow? *like*

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:37 | 2491816 JackT
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P/E is finally out of the 90s

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:44 | 2491859 noses
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FarceBook was always good for a new record. I'll bet this will be the first company to drop below $0 per share and people will still go on selling it.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:59 | 2491942 SokPOTUS
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Is Zuck back in the office yet after the honeymoon?  Who's running this clown show?

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:40 | 2492351 noses
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As the Black Clown is already busy ru(i)nning the USA it's probably the Whiteface's job now (and I'm thinking of the European version, not the US version)

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:12 | 2492000 TheCanadianAustrian
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I'm starting to think the support at $0.00 might not be as strong as we thought.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:16 | 2492014 Floodmaster
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Bono : 57.5 million shares * 27 = 1,380,000,000 -$90,000,000 = 1,290 billion in profit !!!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 11:20 | 2492043 azzhatter
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Is Milliondollarboner doubling down?

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 01:36 | 2492165 Lastline
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Support will save face at the $20 bounce so more dumb fucks can buy and get Zucked off some more.

Smile:) You just got FACEJIZZ'D!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:11 | 2492243 penexpers
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http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/fb

Down 40% from its IPO?

Community Sentiment Bullish

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 13:00 | 2492428 WTFisThat
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Facefalafel

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 13:08 | 2492450 Antifaschistische
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Does anyone have intel on what's going on inside Facebook..

- initially every employee thought they were worth $4 million (avg)

- then, they realized they were only worth $3.4 million

- now they're worth $2.6 million

- then, someone from accounting told them that was before taxes (in california) so they are really worth $1.6 million (today) after they bought a $1.9 mill home last weekend.

there's got to be some real trauma going on inside.

 

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 14:07 | 2492738 mjk0259
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Oh, the horror, to only make a million after working 5 years....

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 14:33 | 2492858 TrainWreck1
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You need to talk to some of the paper millionares from the dotcom boom.

Unless you were at the top, or an investor and could get out quick, all you got were memories.

My guess is FB insiders will continue to put on the happy face until they are allowed to CASH OUT, and then you will see the greatest exodus in modern IPO history.

This sucker's going down, myspace style. You know it, the employees know it, the investors know it (well, the ones that aren't taking their broker's calls anymore)

Zuckerdoodle's MIA act ain't helping things. Nobody likes this clown, and if it weren't for his money, he would be the guy that never gets invited to any parties.

Like so many startups, you have a bunch of naive workers believing their snake oil CEO, 'oh yeah, you'll get BIG BONUSES' etc etc, and then by the time the company goes public, he is off into the night, the investors have plucked the carcass dry, and you are left with empty cubes and Aeron chairs with asset tags. Welcome to Burnville. Population: most of the country.

 

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 13:15 | 2492485 ebworthen
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You mean juvenile narcissism isn't an investing strategy?

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