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Farce Is Complete As ISDA Finds 50% "Haircut" Is Not A Credit Event

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:52 | 1816415 bigwavedave
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Green bitchez. Bwahahahaha

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:04 | 1816452 paarsons
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Brothers,

It may seem like a joke.  But it's a start.

How much of a haircut did Goldman have to take?

Angie Merkal has balls.

Let's see where this leads before we shit on her head.

http://geraldcelente.proboards.com

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:08 | 1816463 Motley Fool
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The Farce is strong with this one.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:55 | 1816551 Comay Mierda
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what the hell is taking the greeks so long to realize they just got royally PHUCKED?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:24 | 1816622 WonderDawg
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Pretty amazing PR campaign to make this a market positive. Weeks and months of no solution, then suddenly, "We Have A Deal!" and everyone cheers. Had it been something like weeks and months of no solution and then "Greek Bondholders Forced to Accept 50% Losses!" maybe the market reacts differently.

I think this will be the last pop to this rally. The ripple effects are yet to be felt, and when the hopium wears off, we get the next leg down, and it will be a doozy. It will be interesting to see just how much higher the markets will rise, and for how long. My bet is this initial pop will be most of the rise and it buys maybe another two weeks before the markets roll over. But that's just me. I got off the hopium a couple of years ago.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 13:10 | 1817779 techperson
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Probably the fact that they were just forgiven 50% of their government debt. Sweet!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:00 | 1877701 haibop
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definitely it is!

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:50 | 2399433 haibop
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agree how to

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:18 | 1816464 jm
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The only way this determination was made was if dealers were in on the joke and had a short basis trade on.   

None of these guys lost a $%#@ dime.  Except guess who.

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:45 | 1816521 Harlequin001
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Well, according to an earlier post the only losers are the Greek pension funds, and I have no problem whatsoever with that...

Now let's see how long these pension funds take to refuse to eat this 50% loss unless everyone else does or at least takes some, and throw the whole lot into turmoil again. Until we then have an actual default...

Either that or I can see one or two Greek pension fund managers running around in fear of their lives...

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:50 | 1816539 nedwardkelly
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Yeah is this a case of the politicians getting together and agreeing that all the bondholders will 'voluntarily' agree to the haircut, without having actually had any of the bondholders voluntarily agree to anything? I really can't imagine that did a poll of anyone that holds greek debt to find out how they all felt about it...

Also, aren't we talking major moral hazard here now? If you're portugal, or Italy or Ireland, Spain etc... Wouldn't you be sitting up saying "Party on wayne, if our debt gets out of control we'll just get everyone to volunteer to cut it in half!!". For that matter, who the FFFFFF would buy EU government debt now?!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:11 | 1816592 jm
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What I don't get is that the same people that want EU banks to boost tier 1 capital by <who knows how much in euro terms> are the same people that seem instrumental in destroying their hedge book.  Much more, they have introduced huge moral hazard into all european government debt.

This is more than stupid. More than "Trichet stupid".  This is stupid on a whole new level.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:46 | 1816531 nedwardkelly
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How much of a haircut did Goldman have to take?

I'm just not following...

Supposedly it's voluntary. Why would anyone that holds the bonds, plus CDS, volunteer on a 50% haircut with no credit event? I could see why someone without insurance might volunteer for the haircut (vs complete default) but even that's a stretch.

The 'volunteer' aspect of it all just doesn't seem to make any sense. Or is this similar to the way we all volunteer to have our balls groped when going through airport security?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:49 | 1816538 Translational Lift
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ISDA  Sorry....you don't get to trigger the default until there is a 99.9% loss.....NEW RULE!!  Sucks to be you!!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:26 | 1868944 haibop
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this is no funny! memory foam mattress

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:11 | 1816549 Al Gorerhythm
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Insurers denied home owners in Australia flood damage payouts, because the damage was caused by rising waters downstream, not from torrential rainfall in their area.

Insurance is a gyp. They make the rules up on the fly to suit their bottom line. In this case it seems that the banks will take a 50% haircut on their bonds and be paid for the losses by the ESSF, that prints the money and taxes the masses through inflationary dilution.

What I don't get; where does a group of bankrupt nations get the money to pay themselves. If euros don't emanate from the ECB, then where do they come from? Tokens in a cornflakes box?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 08:05 | 2108995 taxi952
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Your beeing a little hard on those poor girls

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:54 | 1816421 Mongo
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Because voluntary has been redefined as mandatory

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:57 | 1816432 HD
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The difference between sex and rape...

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 14:35 | 1894309 haibop
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oooh right! walk in freezer

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:00 | 1816442 What does it al...
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Is it truly "mandatory"?  I mean... If I am a bond holder and I don't tender, do I get my coupon and principal. 

A question of procedure.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:01 | 1816568 Translational Lift
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"I mean... If I am a bond holder and I don't tender, do I get my coupon and principal."

Ask Obummer and see what he says!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:36 | 1816899 Iam_Silverman
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"If I am a bond holder and I don't tender, do I get my coupon and principal. "?

That is a good question.  Consider though that the banks willingly taking a 50% haircut have now just set the new market value for the bonds you hold.  No problem if you are a bank - just mark to model (holding to maturity and being made whole).  Not so good if your portfolio has to mark-to-market.

Also, since the bank holders of the Greek bonds voluntarily took the haircut (so they can get cash infusions from the EFSF), the CDS covering those bonds have not been triggered.  Truly buggered, those who are holding Greek bonds and not a European banking institution!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:55 | 1816422 Karl Tashjian
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Pretty good joke.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:23 | 1816617 Al Gorerhythm
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So you think it's funny, eh? Why you little............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxn5KLv9XQ&NR=1

Sat, 11/26/2011 - 11:39 | 1915082 haibop
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joke?

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 21:25 | 2244025 haibop
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smart... Inteligator

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:56 | 1816423 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Hilarious - so who buys EFSF-CDS in such environments then?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:58 | 1816436 Ghordius
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nobody with two brain cells

BAN CDS (Again)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:00 | 1816443 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Oh right.. CDS are evil and banned. Dummy I am.. thanks for pointing that out. Now pass it to Merkozy :)

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:17 | 1816457 Ghordius
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Oh, right, what a nonsense, MegaBanks work in your interest by improving on the economy with exciting financial innovations.

Your sarcasm is reaching for some target I simply don't see, explain, please...

meanwhile BAN CDS, not only naked CDS, just for starters...

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:40 | 1816520 magpie
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Amen.

But who could survive the "true" rates of interest.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:48 | 1816535 Harlequin001
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you mean the ones where I get a reasonable rate for the risk of lending my money?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 08:15 | 1816602 Calmyourself
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I said it yesterday.  No law will be followed civil, contractual or criminal.  No national custom or sovreignity will be allowed to stand in the way of this ponzi the only trigger is hunger, trade and prepare accordingly. 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 13:13 | 1817802 techperson
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+1000

Tue, 12/27/2011 - 14:38 | 2014187 haibop
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smart move. get your wife back

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 01:12 | 2180065 haibop
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exactly surveys4income

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 20:59 | 2389821 haibop
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exactly Inteligator

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 09:49 | 1816953 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Sorry.. well: They ban CDS (naked for now) - but "invent" EFSF-CDS at the same time. Wasnt clear or '</sarc>' clearly. *picking my nose*

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:56 | 1816424 agent default
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So... Buy  government debt and face a potential 50% capital loss WITHOUT the possibility of hedging against it.  Government bond sell off imminent.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:22 | 1816486 MsCreant
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"Remember that insurance policy you bought? Well we are ruling that you are not allowed to collect on it. We pick the winners and losers any time we like because we are your government. Thanks for playing though. Tee hee."

Put these people in children's clothes and let them play board games with each other, they are a menace for the rest of us.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:32 | 1816508 agent default
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These spoiled brats just make the situation for Italy and Spain much worse.  They are essentially legitimizing capital loss with no means of protection, and then they will turn around and whine when spreads begin to widen like crazy.  Government bonds were considered a safe haven in times of uncertainty.  This decision just makes them risk asset number one.  Lets face it, you have to be an extremely crappy stock/commodity picker to suffer a 50% loss with no possibility of recovery.  At this point bonds have almost the same risk as derivatives trading.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:47 | 1816534 GeneMarchbanks
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'They are essentially legitimizing capital loss with no means of protection, and then they will turn around and whine when spreads begin to widen like crazy.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8jIIPocqUU

 

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 03:22 | 2008933 haibop
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:00 | 1816425 HD
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Of course it isn't a default. That would have been bad. Bad is not good. Only good can happen...and happen it has. Hopium is powerful stuff.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:56 | 1816426 spz_trader
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I am surprised they wer able to levitate at these levels with the EFSF woefully inadequate. 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:00 | 1816427 Cognitive Dissonance
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:03 | 1816450 GeneMarchbanks
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No refills.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:15 | 1816473 Cognitive Dissonance
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Abiogenic government debt. It naturally refills the coffers......which explains that constant sucking sound.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 07:01 | 1816428 Ghordius
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"the EFSF is still too small to restore investor confidence"

the blasted EFSF is just there so that the EUR can continue to be the second ugliest currency in the contest

if the structure of the EFSF is of ugliness, it's mainly because it's modeled after the MegaBanks and holds them a mirror...

Stabeeleetee!

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