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Fed Cancels POMO Due To "System Difficulties"

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Ok, what the hell is going on? This is the first POMO ever cancelled in QE/Lite/Twist history. As a reminder, today the Fed was supposed to sell $8 billion in 2013 bonds: a liquidity withdrawing operation. Just how little liquidity is there in the "system"?

 

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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:34 | 1930631 YesWeKahn
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All resources have been diverted to buy stocks.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:38 | 1930675 Fukushima Sam
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Hopefully this is the beginning of the end!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42 | 1930712 DeadFred
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Who knows, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Maybe the really really was a difficulty with the system. Any bets? Oh I'm sure everything is just fine.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:43 | 1930729 hunglow
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Depends on where it's been.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:44 | 1930738 SokPOTUS
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Don't ask Monica, the Human Humidor.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:50 | 1930822 Cleanclog
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Note that they didn't say "technical system difficulties"  This is about the monetary financial fundamental counterparty liquidity "system" difficulty. A big SYSTEM difficulty.  

All the same, it is reasonable to suggest that they didn't want to withdraw US$ liquidity in Fed system with a coupon sale at the same time they're trying to flood Europe with US$ in the new swap price arrangement.   

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:52 | 1930841 Dr. Richard Head
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So the Peter Schiff analogy of the Fed trying to empty the deep end of the pool into the shallow end with a teaspoon isn't working eh?  Who would have guessed it?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:10 | 1930950 camaro68ss
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"system Difficulties" also know as, running out of ink.

better run to the store

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:30 | 1931060 Oh regional Indian
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Actually it says "systems difficulties" which puts an even more mysterious spin on it.

Multiple, interconnected systems? or just computer systems? But this is the trouble with the world of ones and zeroes. That which cn easily be created can similarly easily be destroyed.

ORI

/the-plan/

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:52 | 1931153 Harlequin001
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Look some of these computer thingys are pretty fuckin complex. They don't work ALL the time you know, and sometimes they break down, that's all...

Could have happened to anyone. And anyway, how could anyone possibly have foreseen this?

Act of god if you ask me. or maybe they're having a bit of difficulty 'doing gods work'?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:54 | 1931174 Bastiat
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I think it is a typo -- they meant to say "due to systemic difficulties."

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:48 | 1931826 TruthInSunshine
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Pretty soon, the message will read:

 

I'm sorry, Ben, I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

We'll soon learn that Thomas Jefferson designed and seeded an algorithm named Minute Man Eagle Eye that will overtake Federal Reserve black boxes and implement a program titled 'Operation Rothschild Killshot.'

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:10 | 1931976 end da fed
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maybe that can be the next National Treasure movie!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:51 | 1930828 The Big Ching-aso
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They come out with a hint of chocolate, spices, and Summers Eve.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930798 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The only thing that happened is that the Fed Board wanted to take a day off to soak in the fact that they are now determining WORLD interest rates.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:54 | 1931175 Harlequin001
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or maybe they're taking some time out to count up how much money they've made insider trading since Monday...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:56 | 1930858 DormRoom
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We had 10 days before Doomsday.

 

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/d9a299a8-1760-11e1-b00e-00144feabdc0.html...

 

Let's see if all thes Central Bank interventions can save us from midnight.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:22 | 1931015 CPL
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When playing chicken with math, only person that gets goosed is the one that ganders too long.

 

Figured I'd throw my hat into this week's bad pun run

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:15 | 1930974 Sunset chaser
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When the latest form of easing (increasing swap line liquidity) precludes carrying on with the already in place form of easing (operation twist), you bet your sweet ass there are some SYSTEM DIFFICULTIES.

Not just minor glitches either.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42 | 1930721 tarsubil
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Damnit! But the kukris are on back order!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:16 | 1931312 Shell Game
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Sharpened and lightly oiled mine last month. They are worth the wait.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:13 | 1930962 Momauguin Joe
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Is Barry still making an appearance with Bieber at the NYC Tree lighting tonight? Clueless mongrel.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:40 | 1931114 my puppy for prez
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I hear Barry likes fresh meat!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:02 | 1931206 Momauguin Joe
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Ain't fresh if Usher tapped it already.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930683 whatsinaname
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Twist not going as planned ?

Bad dancer in the line-up ?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:44 | 1930744 sabra1
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do you really want to see janet napolitano pole dancing?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930796 Janice
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Yes!! I would like confirmation as to whether she is a he.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:07 | 1930938 Momauguin Joe
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If it looks like stale ground beef, it's difficult to tell sometimes.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930694 SheepDog-One
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They can go ahead and buy all these worthless equities all they like, Im sitting back laughing.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:47 | 1930778 jdelano
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Me too dog...  Larry kudlow's blue in the face, he's apoplectic, he can't understand why we're not buying it...!  hahahahahaha.  It's going down.  Accept it you dumb fucks!  the whole charade crumbling like the temple of doom.  And I sit here watching in a fit of hilarity...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:51 | 1930827 SheepDog-One
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AW theyre mad we're not doing a 'Black Friday' in the markets? 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:21 | 1931010 Ragnar24
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Something's definitely up because oil, euro, and PMs aren't nearly as enthused as dumbass equities. And then you add the fact that some corrupt pieces of shit got advance notice so this is Day 3 of a bullshit rally.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:48 | 1930786 Sunset chaser
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Wow, first the Fed couldn't afford to wait for the market to crash to announce the next intervention, and now we find out there isn't enough money for an 8B POMO to be considered safe????

Time to brush up on the history of the 1907 crash here Tyler. A liquidity crunch brought the house down then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930809 c'mon man
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All the CNBC guys have their jackets on...something is brewing...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:55 | 1930864 Dr. Richard Head
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Most people do dress up for funerals you know?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:44 | 1931137 my puppy for prez
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Well, the dumbshit military just drone-bombed another Pakistani site.  Needless to say, Pakistan is PISSED!  

Russian and Chinese boots on the ground in the US by Friday, folks!!  

Maybe they just want to do a little Christmas shopping...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:56 | 1930867 DaveyJones
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think of modern market liquidity like the tar sands. It's in there but it's worth a lot less, it's a bitch to get out, and there's a lot of angry people standing in your way.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:33 | 1931073 CPL
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Well said.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:31 | 1931065 Deadpool
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had to lend ink to Greece.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:34 | 1930634 kito
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LULZ, BITCHZ!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:03 | 1930916 Sancho Ponzi
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That's ok, Timmay doesn't need the money. He can dip into the Fed employee pension fund. Then he can dip into Social Security. Then he can trade your 401k and pension balances for treasurys. Then he can tell you to STFU and take it like a man.

It has reached the point where the central bankers are literally buying up as much soverign debt as is being issued, and liquidity is STILL drying up. That should scare the crap out of the central bank cartel, but no matter, they can always fire up their G650s.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:34 | 1930636 Non Passaran
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A bunch of conspiring, thieving scumbags they are

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930658 CPL
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No, it means something happened to the grand plans of the central banks.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930689 Non Passaran
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I meant to say that you can never know what they're really up to ("system difficulties" my ass) while they're setting up their next trade.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:46 | 1930758 i-dog
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They're having difficulties with the whole ponzi system.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:58 | 1930888 DaveyJones
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ping ponzi

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:44 | 1930741 Dr. Richard Head
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God I hope so.  Controlled demolition not going as planned for the wise ones?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:08 | 1930940 CPL
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After this mornings announcements, including the usual drivel on employment and housing, this is not the straw that broke the camels back, it's a lead pipe across the head.

 

They shovel money into the system that only requires more money to fund the money for the liquidity.  The usual fall back point was stickign their hands in the pension cookie jar.  That's empty, it's been spent, all of it obviously to the point where they need the printing presses rolling to just move the market.

 

Bet anything the market closes early this week or it's frozen in trades.  The market takes the que and starts to price in the printing, if you are looking at 12k on DJIA that all because of physical materials.  Gold, Silver, Oil, Food.  The jump happens, then all prior contracts are now albatrosses hanging around the populations necks.  This in turn forces the central banks to print more to calm REAL inflation, not their made up bullshit.

 

But you get a guy that makes materials and goods, we just shake our heads at the offers until the central banks stop acting like the world is infinite and figure out REAL value versus the pretend paper trade.  paper trade catches up to real pricing, and then they start to print again because liquidity dries up in the system.  Again.

 

As the debts get higher and higher so does the need for MORE money and lower interest, the time between bailouts gets smaller and smaller and smaller.  Eventually you get boxed into a Zimbabwe type scenario.  Blow job for two eggs.  Nugget of gold for bread.  Value goes into a deep and weird hole labeled chaos.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:12 | 1930959 GeneMarchbanks
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Now does that work in reverse also? I mean, can I get a blowjob for two eggs? I have a farm.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:34 | 1931777 CPL
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Give it time.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:22 | 1932041 DaveyJones
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from a human or a chicken?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:23 | 1932454 reload
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Lots of livestock theft in my part of England. My neighbour had 120 sheep taken last night. This is new, last couple of years machinery has been the target of very organised and violent gangs. Now its food, all happening pretty fast.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:40 | 1931110 LongBallsShortBrains
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....Blow job for two eggs. 

Long hens

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:12 | 1930960 moldygoat
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Or, exactly as planned!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 23:55 | 1933808 i-dog
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It's amazing how few can see this. Clues scattered everywhere but they still think it was an accident.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:17 | 1930980 rufusbird
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"No, it means something happened to the grand plans of the central banks."

Good point. Like suggest or hint they would like to abandon the Euro?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930677 The Big Ching-aso
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Pomocidal maniacs.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:41 | 1930699 lynnybee
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A bunch of conspiring, thieving scumbags they are      ...SO TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T ALREADY KNOW !   I'M WORRIED !  

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930807 Bansters-in-my-...
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I see a goverment troll,or a banker,or/both,gave you a red arrow for your honesty.

Bankers and gov. trolls can not handle honesty.

It is their enemy.

Hang in there lynnybee,you seem like one of the strong ones.

Imagine what the weak,sheered sheep,still have to wake up too.

At least you have seen the light,and it's pretty dark,eh.

But how can you "unsee it"...?

Peace.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:43 | 1931127 slewie the pi-rat
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don't get stressed, lynny

everybody cancels stuff, alllll the time, according to my last gf when she changed her minds

here is a short video of the reasons this got cancelled:  The Blues Brothers - Jake's Excuses - YouTube

popcorn?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:51 | 1931850 RockyRacoon
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Either you are getting more lucid or I'm losing even more of my mind than I thought.  Either way leads to enlightenment.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1930638 CPL
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Look at PMs,

 

Paper trade and physical are off by a huge margin.  They can't print it fast enough anymore.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930661 GeneMarchbanks
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But they'll try...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930665 LawsofPhysics
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I think you are being optimistic.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:19 | 1930992 CPL
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Me too,

 

The numbers I'm attempting to run against all of this I'm just seeing a faster rate of systemic entropy happening.  Next POMO has to be quadrupal or nothing.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:13 | 1931285 pufferfish
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Ha! It might mean everybody is taking new found liquidity and started buying gold with it.

Now that, would be funny.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1930639 Irish66
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this is getting gooooooooood

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1930640 hugovanderbubble
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French Banking System Swap Collapsed...

No collateral for French Banks-

France RATING is KAPUT

 

AU REVOIR SARKO

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:45 | 1930756 SokPOTUS
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No good collateral?  Just like Lehman?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1930644 Gamma735
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This is the end, my beautiful friend, the end. -Jim Morrison. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930686 xcehn
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You are absolutely right.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msyl5BxL9M8

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:54 | 1930852 Manthong
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Someday this war is going to end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBksHaTQCbU

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1930645 Bansters-in-my-...
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My head hurts...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42 | 1930646 hambone
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Printer JAM???

Wait - Fed to sell assets???  Does not compute...does not compute.  VOID.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:48 | 1930789 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Quite possibly a printer fire; the way they've been running the fucker at full speed without a break, the parts that actually contact the linen are probably red hot.

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:56 | 1930877 hambone
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Uh ohhh...anybody notice BAC is rolling over!!!  Look for "extraordinary" help shortly???

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:36 | 1930648 Cdad
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Ok, what the hell is going on?

Who could know?  However, one thing that IS going on right now is the destruction of world market credibility...as well as a potentially lethal blow to free market capitalism.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:38 | 1930671 CPL
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Capitalism?  You call this capitalism?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:54 | 1930723 GeneMarchbanks
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Cdad is one of the few that don't use the whole sarc/ thing.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:51 | 1930830 TheFourthStooge-ing
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CPL noted:

Capitalism?  You call this capitalism?

I'd call it capitalschism (and a lot of other impolite unpleasantries as well).

 

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:00 | 1930902 scatterbrains
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I call it scalpe-it-alism and your dealing with scalpe-it-alists.

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:39 | 1931107 tmosley
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I'd suggest you watch this short subject on scalping: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVOoABcgWYE

I say we put these guys in charge of prosecuting the scalpitalists.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:01 | 1930910 Cdad
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I am talking about the fleeting remnants of capitalism left within our crony capitalistic system.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:43 | 1930726 SheepDog-One
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Cdad thats it bottom line, theyve destroyed any trust in markets, killed the golden goose. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:47 | 1930769 Dr. Richard Head
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I don't know about that. I still know Baby Boomers that are dumping money into their 401k's, savings accounts at the banks, buying real estate, and all of that nonsense.  I believe the generation behind them would be doing the same if they had any ecess capital.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:53 | 1930845 SheepDog-One
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Really? Most of the 'Baby Boomers' I know among family and friends are crying that their 401K sucks, and since they CANT sell their house and drastically downsize, are moving in with their kids. That is, the kids who have a place to live still anyway.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:58 | 1930885 Dr. Richard Head
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Yeah, but I live in a world where out county only see 6% unemployment and people around me still think that with hard work ethic and determination you can make things happen.  They, the boomers I know and work with, are still are making more than their bills.  Sadly, that will be ending for many of them.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:48 | 1931155 MachoMan
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Same here for the most part...  our locale has not had its come-uppance yet...  every day I am in shock that we're holding up so well as compared to the macro...  I can't help but think that at some time, in the near future, the macro will start to weigh on the micro.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:55 | 1930863 The Deleuzian
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Dr.......  GenXer's are not buying real estate...Atleast not yet...And the Millennials have no $ and no jobs...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:59 | 1930899 Cdad
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Whether or not Ben Bernanke knows this about the death of credibility...unknown.  He may be circulating an email right now to J. Dimon and the squid to sell the rally...such as he told them to buy the dip on Monday, I guess.  With credibility dead, capital will not form, and so the only capital left is that which B. Bernake prints.

Boomers have to be net sellers, Xr's are broke and losing their jobs, and younger generations are looking around at th Ponzi and gathering around R. Paul...or are Occupying Wall Street.

Until such time as these mega banks are finally broken  up [including the FED], there will be NO solution, and the Greater American Depression will roll on.  

Hope all of you out there have been stocking up on food stuffs.  This will only get uglier and uglier.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:10 | 1930953 DaveyJones
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they're right about one thing, we are at war. Please do not give up your civil liberties for food. Food resiliency is your greatest weapon. Work together, take them out.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:06 | 1930931 Monedas
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Commie Dad ? You be a Socialist lurker ? Capitalism is being vindicated every day after years of neglect ! What planet are you living on ? Socialism destroyed the Socialist economies and did horrendous damage to what little Capitalism ever existed ! Now is the time to explore Capitalism.....it works every time it's tried ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Socialism Eradication 5 Year Plan !

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:09 | 1930948 Snidley Whipsnae
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Capitalism? Yeah, sort of Soviet Union, top down style capitalism. I believe we used to call that a command economy when the CCCP was doing it.

Now the new norm for the Fed is GDP targeting. Ain't America great! We just began this new GDP targeting program and already the Dow is up over 400! Our bankers and Fed are certainly getting the economy whipped into shape now. :)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930652 LawsofPhysics
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Even the Fed doesn't trust the Fed.  The ultimate liquidity/solvency problem.   Winning!  How do you say it again?  Oh yeah, "bidless".

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:01 | 1930908 spanish inquisition
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Pretty sure we are dealing with a spelling error - "Cancelled due to Systemic Difficulties"

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:15 | 1930975 viahj
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I didn't expect it

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:40 | 1931112 r101958
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It was cancelled because the FED can't buy treasuries right now......they are too busy bailing out the EZ.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:36 | 1930653 hugovanderbubble
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CREDIT AGRICOLE DEFAULTS with Peterssen Rulez

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:36 | 1930654 NotApplicable
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Manhattan, we have a problem.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930691 hugovanderbubble
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Paris, u have tons of problems coming...

Wien the same....

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42 | 1930655 bob_dabolina
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System Difficulties my ass

I bet my dick that if the DOW was down 400 points there would be no "System Difficulties"

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:46 | 1930759 Fukushima Sam
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With any luck "systems difficulties" means "System difficulties" as in "the System".

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:10 | 1930952 tekhneek
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Look at the 5 day on the DOW.

Ridiculous.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:30 | 1931057 gangland
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look at the 1 yr, nauseating.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930656 Village Smithy
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How many Standard Deviations is "Never" ?

 

Let me guess...4+

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:56 | 1930866 distopiandreamboy
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Actually it +9 but its funny how something statistically "never-gonna-happen" happens

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930657 The Fonz
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Ok I am feeling better, by the time Tyler the man with 1000x my comprehension is baffled by bullshit I need no longer feel foolish! I decided this morning to keep my shorts through this. I have decided to keep my shorts on, I cannot help but think I might make a once in a lifetime sum on them, but I really didn't have much to lose anyway.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:57 | 1930882 distopiandreamboy
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I'm keeping my shorts too. The bigger the rise the harder the fall right?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:30 | 1931062 toytoy0303
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since august i m keeping my short...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930659 lizzy36
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Y2k problems?

Brain Sack is backed up?

Minsky moment?

Everyone at the Saks sale?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:44 | 1931138 gangland
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pomo non-convexities

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930663 ItsNotYouItsMe
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The printing press is just out of ink ... they have sent someone to Office Depot to get some, they'll be back up and running in a bit.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:43 | 1930732 SeverinSlade
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No, their Amazon subscribe and save shipment has been delayed due to the Cyber Monday shipping.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:37 | 1930667 Dr. Engali
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I have no idea how any of us who pay attention are sane. I don't know what's worse being a part of the matrix and not knowing or being unplugged and constantly,on a daily basis, astounded.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:41 | 1930701 i_call_you_my_base
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I think we had to be insane to pay attention in the first place.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:43 | 1930734 Greenspan Shrugged
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You have not broken free of it yet if it still astounds you.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:47 | 1930780 Dr. Engali
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I disagree with you there. What's astounding is the fact that they can keep this together all the while the sheeple sleep peacefully.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:59 | 1930897 Greenspan Shrugged
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Dig deeper and you will realize that the only thing that can now astound you is that the rabbit hole has no end.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:50 | 1930814 Dr. Richard Head
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It's like watching WWE or WWF wrastlin' really.  At this point it is entertainment value for me.  We know where this match is going.  It's the after party that I am looking foward to right now.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:58 | 1930893 lesterbegood
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Global debt jubilee party...got my party favors in hand.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:50 | 1930777 bob_dabolina
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Plug me back in and make me a rockstar showered in pussy. I'm sick of reality.

If I snort a blue pill does that undo the effects of the red pill?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:00 | 1930900 Spastica Rex
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No. You get one pill.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:56 | 1931185 gangland
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tried that, all it did was burn the shit out of that side of my nose. it can't just be a blue pill, it has to be The Blue Pill for it to work.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:52 | 1930837 SeverinSlade
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This is all by design.  There's a reason why the vast majority of people pay more attention to the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, Dancing with the Stars, etc. than they do to geopolitical events, monetary and fiscal policy, etc.  These problems we face are so outrageous that the Sheeple can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on.  Ask someone on the street about ZIRP, QE, POMO, FX swap lines, etc. and they'll just stare blankly at you.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:56 | 1930869 LawsofPhysics
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Well duh.  Even I don't name the animals we slaughter.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:59 | 1930896 Dr. Engali
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I know. I talk to clients and try to explain some of the workings in the markets and I can see their brain start to short circuit. Many times in "sophistcated investors" too. All they see is whether the market is up or down.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930673 undercover brother
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Of course they cancelled it, instead of selilng bonds to raise money, they printed it instead.  Well done.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:50 | 1930820 GeneMarchbanks
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Expediates the whole process right along...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:38 | 1930674 hedgeless_horseman
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Why beat a dead horse?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:48 | 1930784 SokPOTUS
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To tenderize it.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930679 LookingWithAmazement
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Storm in a teacup.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:46 | 1930762 fuu
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I gleefully await the day your ass is a smoking hole of ruin.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930799 SokPOTUS
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The morning after he meets Jerry Sandusky.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:57 | 1930883 Janice
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Cold, man. Darn cold.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:54 | 1930857 LookingWithAmazement
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Be honest: the CB's saved the day and the markets.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:56 | 1931177 fuu
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Be honest: CB's saving the day, and the markets, implies there is a crisis.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:39 | 1930684 poor fella
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Would have caused an endless loop and crashed the Atari running the system.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930685 Dr. Engali
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They don't need POMO today. The market is soring. They will save it for the give back.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 14:12 | 1931281 FeralSerf
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<<...market is soring>>

As in "hurting"?   Is that a Freudian slip?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:40 | 1930688 Waterfallsparkles
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Does that mean short the Market?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:45 | 1930746 SheepDog-One
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This goofy pump-job probably has a 48 hour lifespan tops.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:46 | 1930747 Scisco
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Ask MF Global clients if trading in this market is sane. Unless you course you mean short the market by buying physical and taking delivery.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:49 | 1930812 SheepDog-One
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Thats the only sane thing to do! Along with buying food and ammo, however the senate just passed a bill essentially making all that illegal. '7 days worth of food 'stockpiled' in your house, ammo stored, PM purchases' targets you as a terrorist.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:58 | 1930887 Socratic Dog
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I  REALLY hope that's sarcasm.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:20 | 1931000 valley chick
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No sarcasm ...

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:34 | 1931081 RSloane
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?? WTF??

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:44 | 1930695 licutis
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wow, we must be on the verge of a collapse.. this is out of hand, layering in more shorts...

no one has the money to buy the $8 bil of USG bonds, this is a FAILED US BOND auction.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 13:31 | 1930979 Manthong
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If you don't show up for a scheduled game, do you forfeit ?

If a 50% haircut is not a credit event, what kind of event is it?

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