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Fed's Advice On Trading The Sun's Moodiness
While we have unapologetically highlighted some of the incredible taxpayer-funded research undertaken by the Fed such as "Why water is wet?" and "Why the sky is blue?", this little gem from the Atlanta Fed takes the proverbial biscuit: "Playing the Field: Geomagnetic Storms and the Stock Market". While there are undoubtedly correlations and the physics of tidal and geomagnetic effects are clear on human brains that are 78% water, the advice is fascinating: "Specifically, people affected by geomagnetic storms may be more inclined to sell stocks on stormy days because they incorrectly attribute their bad mood to negative economic prospects rather than bad environmental conditions."
Unusually high levels of geomagnetic activity have a negative, statistically and economically significant effect on the following week's stock returns for all U.S. stock market indices.
History sometimes repeats, history often rhymes. By studying the past, we can predict the future. These are often-quoted trading philosophies, with W.D. Gann’s work on time cycles centralizing this repetition. What I have attempted to demonstrate is that natural cycles of the sun, namely sunpots, geomagnetism and lunar illumination, are a key underlying cause of these patterns. From growth, inflation, demographics and asset cycles, to sentiment, stock market seasonality and waveform, we see solar phenomena and their influence on humans driving cyclical patterns that repeat over time.
For even more recent detail on Trading The Sun, here is John Hampson of SolarCycles.net:
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Sounds bullish...then again, so would the sun turning into a red dwarf. Everything is bullish.
Wow you can't make this nonsense up.
http://jimrickards.blogspot.com/
Conjuring up Icarus - watch your feathers and wax and fiat formations.
Bernankcarus flew too close to the sun on wings made from the Fed's balance sheet!
"Specifically, people affected by geomagnetic storms"
People? PEOPLE? What people? There are no people anymore in this farce of an HFT algo circle jerk. Are the machines in a bad mood you dumb effers?
People programmed the algos and maybe some programmers read this article. Wall Street is Googled now.
That's actually a decent article, if even Fight Club's been covering this (and at how much deeper the rabbit hole goes; e.g. dark pools, insider networks, search aggregating) for some time.
double
Forget snow, sunspots will be the new input to the BLS seasonal adjustments.
I was affected by the solar flare today.
It gave me "progressive" thoughts and my tin foil hat melted to my scalp...I had a full head of hair yesterday...which reminds me...why aren't hair transplants "free" ;-)
Weaves are IF your name is Donald and can kick some models digits. ;)
I got a bit flared too. My foil meltdown is up and a thanks backatcha
See ya around
Any chance that one of these two authors will change their name to Akhenaten? it would fit right in.....
And they call conspiracy theorists crazy??
Protect the markets. Tin foil hats for everyone!
Wrap your whole body in the tin foil and you will not be effected by the geomagnetic effects---thereby gaining an edge on the market.
Bullish for foil.
If you put tin foil in your beard with an antenna on top of your hat you will get better WiFi connectivity.
And they call conspiracy theorists crazy??
Protect the markets. Tin foil hats for everyone!
The Fed protecting markets???
these goons are working on space activity effecting stock markets when Benny can't see a property bubble coming, when it pops he denies it's going to be that bad and when it hits rock bottom he's left scurrying around his rat hole for 'solutions' to the problem he said would never occur
these academic goons are only worth their weight in Fed research papers (ie. worthless)
What's the Sun Ticker?
Wait..have they announced the IPO on the Sun stocks or not ye?
GS value the Sun at $1,000,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
And its Private
I've bought some swaps--I'm going to be one RICH motherfucker when the sun explodes and wipes out Earth!
DP sorry
Bernanke & Syndicate are using solar flare events as an excuse to skew the official data?
I would expect nothing less from these mountebanks of fractional reserve banking and Chartalism!
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speaking of solar flares: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/120308-solar-flare-storm...
END THE FED
Until then....
Don't fight the Fed (with your fiat)!
And get long mortgages. DMO, DLTNX in order of risk & return. Perhaps DBL, but maybe too fresh.
Shouldn't there be an epic move today???
Um, last I checked computers are Si based, not H2O.
Regards,
Cooter
No, the article says "the following week". So sell today and cover on next week's dip!
Fed's next objective is to make the sun shine every day, then they won't need more QE. That'll work better than sterilized bonds!
A dog left shit on the lawn of my apartment complex, and now I no longer feel safe keeping my savings in the bank denominated in US dollars.
Thats the kind of thinking that once built a great nation which went on to, oh, errr hmm....well it was shapeing up to be a good quote, then reality crept in and err......sigh.....You guys read any good books of late?
"The Creature From Jekyll Island, a Second Look at the Federal System", 5th Ed., G. Edward Griffin, ISBN: 978-0-912986-45-6
This is a more logical method than what Citi or Goldman uses
no...no...no...no...no more.....give me the fuckin mushroom clouds and let new flowers sprout.....
Blame it on the rain (rain)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk
yeah, Rob Pilatus (a product of the teutonic MSM giant Franz Reuther aka Frank Farian) is up there fighting for crappiest non-singer.
Right along with the Falco dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LSjokboFU
Are these FUCKERS serious? God I hope another X-5 Flare creates another Carrington Event. BLOW SUN! BLOW!
same as "animal spirits" at work a la Keynesianism
I'm going to miss this shit just a little after the crash.
Oh my God! They are monetizing the sun.
Reverend Moon will be a fed governor next
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!!!!!
Has anyone been watching Bloomberg? GiGi Stone's rack is enormous! Must be due to solar flare...
dupe, ignore or mods delete please
dupe, ignore or mods delete please
dupe, ignore or mods delete please
Pics or it didn't happen.
“It is well that the people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.”
--Ford Motor Co. Founder Henry Ford
i wonder what their outlook is on the arrival of planet x?
I'll just burn that little report right along with my remaining fiat for warmth here in the near future.
PEAK SOLAR STORMS, BITCHEZ!
What utter useless crap from the FED. This isn't science. No wonder things are so screwed up.
But, but, but an American wrote it, it must be true, why won't you believe, aw come on....say you are just funning, and it really is true? hey guys, come on, please?
This just in: Mercury is trine Saturn and Mars is in conjunction to the Moon. What doe it mean? Buy ES unless it goes down; sell ES unless it goes up. Return to normal HFT programming. WTF.
Http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Wait, what?
That explains why women sell once a month....Bitches
it attracts bears, you know...
Those bloody events are lunar, not solar.
if you thought it was their purpose to level the playing field, so that markets and market participants would have a level playing field and see the field, then you might be able to take this seriously.(i understand that Bernanke has privately villified Greenspan for the Y2K debacle) and the ridiculous tirades from his predecessor, insisting the US develop Natural Gas to become energy self reliant, or to imcrease immigration to provide workers for the new manufacturing jobs that he imagined would be created. economies are now sustained with monetary policy, consumer spending, and a complete eradication of fear or otherwise empirial obstacles to abstract linear growth in money supply and new product development without inflationary offsets in labor or commodities.
the real world no longer matters. its amazing when you consider how far we have come since AG stepped aside, (considered by some at the time to be the second most evil man on the planet) where does that put these guys.??
That explains it. The gravitational pull on the Fed douche bags must be enormous and effect their decision making process. QE3 Summers Eve.
....which reminds me, maybe a tuna melt for lunch today?
And here I was, thinking the only thing missing at ZH is a horoscope page.
Fed Atlanta=Equities in Dallas
Cycle 24 has been extraordinarily quiescent. A couple of decent X-flares won't change that.
http://sidc.oma.be/html/wolfjmms.html
http://sidc.oma.be/KalmanOutputs/SMCM/Current/figKFSMCM.jpg
Sunspots are not well understood yet, so that should appeal to those that like to fill in the gaps with tortured myth.
I seem to remember something in logic about correlation and causality... now what was it...?
From Wiki:
In statistics, a spurious relationship (or, sometimes, spurious correlation or spurious regression) is a mathematical relationship in which two events or variables have no direct causal connection, yet it may be wrongly inferred that they do, due to either coincidence or the presence of a certain third, unseen factor (referred to as a "confounding factor" or "lurking variable").
And to that I am compelled to add:- Bigger Better Resistors Or Your Grid Bias Voltage Goes West....
Federal Reserve Bank_Fringe Division
One law I have found and for which you never will find a counterexample:
There is no upper bound for stupidity.
Nevertheless, to see this law in action still leaves me flabbergasted often.
<edited dbl post> ZH went apeshit for a few minutes. Must have been solar flare radiation...
The sun? The SUN?! The Atlanta Fed should be ashamed. Thank God the NY Fed is at least wise enough to get their forecasts from Miss Cleo...
Storm sewer
first sign of a solar flare is abrupt appearance of double postings on economic blogs
Storm sewer
That would be very useful information if people were still the ones driving market trades.
The real study should be made on how solar flares impact the algo's driving the HFT trading programs which account for most of today's volume.
Someone needs to point out to these guys they studied something from our ancient past which is no longer applicable and of no use in today's HFT driven markets with 100% asset correlations.
Now, as purely a layman in these matters of physics, it would appear that a large enough solar flare could very well impact the HFTs. In fact perhaps we should chart solar flare activity against the market's flash crashes...there might be a correlation here relating to both timing and magnitude, though I leave that to those with phd's to determine.
My kooky grandma has been known to pull money out due to paranoia about solar flares scrambling all the computers. The statistically significant effect might come from people like her (assuming that this whole thing isn't some bullshit Fed psyops or distraction). I am 99% sure the effect itself is bullshit for both people and computers. Solar storms can crash satellites because they aren't protected by Earth's atmosphere or magnetic field. Major solar storms can shut down power grids that are both sparse and close to a magnetic pole. Happened in Canada. Didn't scramble computers as far as I know. If the power surge gets through the surge protectors it would probably cause burnouts and Blue Screens of Death rather than a subtle munging of the algorithm.
Didn't junk you.
Did she make money? Everything else is irrelvant!
She partially avoided the Crash of '08 due to paranoia about the Sun. She has a history of being right for the wrong reasons. Certainly doing better than could be expected for someone who uses a professional investment advisor (though that's not saying very much).
"The most important thing to most buyers is the financial stability of a neighborhood," says Leisa Frye, a Realtor with Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers in Roswell, Ga. "Buyers want to make sure their home won't be worth less in the future, so while they are focused on getting a good deal, they are looking for some control over not losing value in the future. They want a discount on already low prices as an insurance against potential declining value."
Read more: Buyers Want Homes That Maintain Value | Bankrate.com http://www.bankrate.com/finance/real-estate/buyers-want-homes-that-maintain-value.aspx#ixzz1oYfM9Zui Wait a few years and grab a houise 50% lower.Lets see if I got that right....so she is saying don't buy a former crack house in the ghetto even if the price looks low?
Now that cerainly never would have crossed anyone's mind....what sage advice.
If it's the worst crack-house in the 'hood and you're willing to build a bit of sweat equity, I wouldn't write off the idea.
They should only do Pomo on rainy days
Only the machines break when the sun rips a geomagnetic fart.
Impeachment docs are being drawn up to impeach Obama for treason today. Susposedly it is in response to Pinneta verifying and Obama saying that the US military takes its orders from the UN and not the US congress.
Traitors commit treason in public
Probably won't get a research grant on how that might affect the market because it is the bankers that made the takeover of the US possible.
Chaulk another one up for the NWO.
Heck I thought maybe we had a chance to end the Fed but to end the Armed forces, DHS, FEMA, TSA CIA FBI the executive branch and all that may be a little much.
But as this plays out lots of powerful people are going to lose everything and that is where I have hope. Maybe the elites that are about to get pillaged and raped can get together to enforce the laws..
It does seem that with the passage of NDAA that the bankers are preparing to pull a Greece/Lybia/Iraq on the US.
Santelli says inflation for people on a tight budget is 8%. A year or two and hunger will bring about change in any case.
Think sailboat.
Impeachment docs are being drawn up to impeach Obama for treason today.
That's some funny shit right there, man.
Next thing we'll see is former fed staffers writing self help books and appearing on Oprah to sling it
Fagetaboutit. 60% of all HFT operations have probably already built this into their algos.
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