A Few More FaceBook Numbers

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Up until 26 minutes ago, $38.00 was the most important number for Facebook. That is no longer the case. Below, courtesy of Grant Stevens and Things That Make You Go Hmm are a few more numbers that readers may be interested in.

h/t @MCFutures

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:33 | 2446940 Canada01
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Please stop covering Facebook.

 

Nobody care.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:34 | 2446947 THX 1178
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It's pretty important...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:40 | 2446975 bank guy in Brussels
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The CIA is likely on the phone with Geithner and Bernanke this morning, asking if more digital Bernanke Bux should be used to prop up the CIA's Facebook project, before the whole world finally sees all these American 'internet giants' are CIA companies - Google Inc., Wikipedia, and Facebook.

The CIA always recruits at Harvard, and they selected Mark Zuckerberg from the large group of ultra-Zionists there, to be the CIA dude getting wealthy from Facebook.

Zuckerberg is CIA tool, as is fellow arch-Zionist and internet hoaxter, the criminal Jimmy 'Jimbo' Wales, posing as the 'founder' of the CIA's Wikipedia

'Satire' but truthful - Onion News Report on the CIA's Facebook project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqggW08BWO0

The CIA funding at the origin of Facebook -

« ... funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer ... served on the board ... of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999. One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies". »
http://adventofdeception.com/facebook-ciacover-nwo-agenda/

'Ex-Agent: CIA Seed Money Helped Launch Google', retired intelligence agent Robert David Steele interviewed by Paul Joseph Watson, and speaking of the CIA's Dr Rick Steinheiser and his connections with Google:
http://www.infowars.com/articles/bb/google_cia_seed_money_launched_googl...

The CIA's main internet tool, Google Inc. at work, censoring sites exposing CIA-Wikipedia - Here is Google's censoring of an important political refugee from the US in Belgium (whose avatar I use as a way of honouring him) - who went to Harvard and the CIA tried to recruit him, too, but he became a dissident against America, and barely got out of America alive:

Live Photo: Google Inc. Caught Censoring EU Search Results (for USA - CIA)
Google Internet Censorship - Censure d'Internet par Google - Internet censuur door Google
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22325431@N05/6100668211/in/photostream

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:53 | 2447016 Don Diego
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interesting, I guess Zuckerberg is not allowed to keep all the IPO money for him alone, right? a large portion of it will be used to fund black ops or "charities" promoting the PTB's agenda.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:00 | 2447025 bdc63
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Wall Street has really shown their stripes on this one. 

Hipe it like crazy.  Parade hedge fund manager after hedge fund manager across CNBC to brag about being investors in Facebook.  Then when it falls flat, reverse message and talk about how all the "dumb money" got hoodwinked again because the "smart money" knew to stay away from this one.

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:30 | 2447123 Badabing
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+1 last Friday Maria B.  on cnbc looked like she was going to cry I guess she got hoodwinked.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2447241 LedMizer
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I always wanted to hoodwink her.  Not so much anymore.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:05 | 2447047 CPL
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Yes they leverage the information.  Contrary to popular belief there are some real whack jobs out there, not enough to justify a legion of intelligence agents (layoffs coming forsure now)

 

But what hasn't been discussed with the Slaves that work for the CIA is one thing.

 

That's their entire pension in that shitshow stock. 

 

If anyone is thinking of buying wait for under a dollar.  It'll flop around like Nortel.

 

 

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:22 | 2447102 boogerbently
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FB $36.60 Pre-Market.

FB only went public to give the ORIGINAL investors a chance to get their $$$ back before FB started it's decline into social media obscurity. (see Friendster, MySpace....)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:10 | 2447065 jjsilver
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Don't forget to add microsoft, yahoo and twitter

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:35 | 2447140 Pool Shark
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NFLX?

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2447244 The Alarmist
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What about GE; Coke and Pepsi, while you are at it? Shit, I almost forgot the most important one ... Monsanto.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:29 | 2447672 Thisson
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You crazies are seriously giving Bank Guy in Brussels upvotes for this drivel?  Government is so smart it's planning facebook and hand-selecting Zuckerberg from a group of "ultra zionists"???  Ridiculous theory.  But I suppose anything that mentions "zionists" will get up-votes from this crowd.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:28 | 2447117 Karl von Bahnhof
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And it is lot of fun...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:36 | 2446959 Ethics Gradient
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I can think of few better ways of experiencing organic, free range, guilt free and responsibily sourced schadenfreude than laughing at Facebook.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:30 | 2447121 GMadScientist
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Truly sustainable bandini.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:37 | 2446964 JackT
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Are you kidding me?  It was suppose to save the world.  How could you possibly not care?  /sarc

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:40 | 2446976 dwdollar
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Everyone likes to see a train wreck.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:45 | 2446988 ihedgemyhedges
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Now that Zuck is married, the bottom chart on the right will be very similar to the chart of his sex life................

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:07 | 2447060 Lost My Shorts
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He was dating the chick for nine years, so I doubt his sex life will change dramatically.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:11 | 2447068 ihedgemyhedges
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Yeah right.  Dating=marriage???????  Rookie...............................

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:42 | 2447172 Badabing
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how do you stop a jap from having sex?

marry her!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:12 | 2447073 Dadburnitpa
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Just the thought of his sex life made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:14 | 2447077 Flakmeister
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Agreed, his sex life was likely already dead....

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:46 | 2446993 WAMO556
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I Plussed ya. I LOVE train wrecks where EVERYTHING goes EVERYWHERE!!! Fucking messy shit, people wondering WTF just happened, standing around with nothing on their minds, because the just got EFF'ed. Guys like me who THRIVE in chaos - LOVE THIS SHIT. CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP ME AND MY BROTHERS!!! Fuck Yeah!!!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:18 | 2447088 fuu
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Hail Eris.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:31 | 2447127 GMadScientist
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+1 for loving your work.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:40 | 2447160 daxtonbrown
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From these charts I fear it may be almost too late to buy into Facebook before it goes ballistic.Fortunately I will be able to tap my children's college fund to give them a better future.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:36 | 2446956 Gully Foyle
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What is Facebook?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:43 | 2446981 MayIMommaDogFac...
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A social networking site where you can waste large portions of your day chit-chatting with all of the people you've spent the last 20 years trying to avoid.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:53 | 2447014 FubarNation
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No shit.  There is a reason that I didn't keep in contact with you over the past couple of decades. 

 

If I did I would have called.

 

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:56 | 2447021 ihedgemyhedges
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Or, if you're unhappily married, you can search out old flames on the site and start working on a backup plan..........

Facebook affairs are running rampant............the site opened up a new way to cheat.  GOOD JOB ZUCK!!!!!!!  Hope your wife doesn't use your own brainchild against you...........

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2447289 Freddie
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LOL!

OMG - it is down 12% at $33.64 at 10:02 am.  Who would have ever thought?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:21 | 2447397 Blammo
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You can find it at      www.big waste of time .com..........check it out it's great

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:36 | 2446957 Lobbelt
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I want to see Facebook go face down in the sand.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:32 | 2447129 GMadScientist
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...in flames.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:36 | 2446960 Ted Baker
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FB SHARE PRICE IS SET TO RISE TO $42-43 BY MARKET CLOSE AS NEW BUYERS WILL RUSH IN. DO NOT SHORT THEM.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:38 | 2446967 Colombian Gringo
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You must be long FB, a Zucker Sucker.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:54 | 2447234 Harlequin001
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I guess maybe he bought at $38 and needs to offload?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:42 | 2446984 WAMO556
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All Right DUDE! Go for it! You go long. Stand by while I go short and see who wins. Come on dude PLEASE???!!! I double dog dare you!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:25 | 2447111 boogerbently
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FB may be too scary low to short by the time you are legally able to (May 26 or 29).

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:48 | 2446998 Crispy
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You must be mentally handicapped, and the most uninformed pumper ever. Shares wont even be available until T+3 at a minimum you troll. But 18 year old pumper trolls wouldnt even know about basic mkt mechanics, would you? 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:32 | 2447133 GMadScientist
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Take that bag off your head, Cramer.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:37 | 2446962 Moneyswirth
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Facebook = America

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 09:05 | 2447054 YesWeKahn
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FACEBOOK =MYAss

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:37 | 2446963 Gully Foyle
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Moss: My mum's on Friendface. My mum! I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.
Jen: Isn't that good?
Moss: No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:48 | 2447001 farmjohnny
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Moss: Have you turned it off and back on again......your welcome.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:37 | 2446966 StockHut
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The $100B question is: how will facebook become profitable?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 08:51 | 2447010 bdc63
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The $100B answer:  they won't.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 10:33 | 2447454 mess nonster
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Yah. FB's real service- data mining- doesn't pay that well. CIA sez- why buy the cow when we get the milk for free?

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