A Few More FaceBook Numbers

Tyler Durden's picture

Up until 26 minutes ago, $38.00 was the most important number for Facebook. That is no longer the case. Below, courtesy of Grant Stevens and Things That Make You Go Hmm are a few more numbers that readers may be interested in.

h/t @MCFutures

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Canada01's picture

Please stop covering Facebook.


Nobody care.

THX 1178's picture

It's pretty important...

bank guy in Brussels's picture

The CIA is likely on the phone with Geithner and Bernanke this morning, asking if more digital Bernanke Bux should be used to prop up the CIA's Facebook project, before the whole world finally sees all these American 'internet giants' are CIA companies - Google Inc., Wikipedia, and Facebook.

The CIA always recruits at Harvard, and they selected Mark Zuckerberg from the large group of ultra-Zionists there, to be the CIA dude getting wealthy from Facebook.

Zuckerberg is CIA tool, as is fellow arch-Zionist and internet hoaxter, the criminal Jimmy 'Jimbo' Wales, posing as the 'founder' of the CIA's Wikipedia

'Satire' but truthful - Onion News Report on the CIA's Facebook project:

The CIA funding at the origin of Facebook -

« ... funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer ... served on the board ... of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999. One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies". »

'Ex-Agent: CIA Seed Money Helped Launch Google', retired intelligence agent Robert David Steele interviewed by Paul Joseph Watson, and speaking of the CIA's Dr Rick Steinheiser and his connections with Google:

The CIA's main internet tool, Google Inc. at work, censoring sites exposing CIA-Wikipedia - Here is Google's censoring of an important political refugee from the US in Belgium (whose avatar I use as a way of honouring him) - who went to Harvard and the CIA tried to recruit him, too, but he became a dissident against America, and barely got out of America alive:

Live Photo: Google Inc. Caught Censoring EU Search Results (for USA - CIA)
Google Internet Censorship - Censure d'Internet par Google - Internet censuur door Google

Don Diego's picture

interesting, I guess Zuckerberg is not allowed to keep all the IPO money for him alone, right? a large portion of it will be used to fund black ops or "charities" promoting the PTB's agenda.

bdc63's picture

Wall Street has really shown their stripes on this one. 

Hipe it like crazy.  Parade hedge fund manager after hedge fund manager across CNBC to brag about being investors in Facebook.  Then when it falls flat, reverse message and talk about how all the "dumb money" got hoodwinked again because the "smart money" knew to stay away from this one.


Badabing's picture

+1 last Friday Maria B.  on cnbc looked like she was going to cry I guess she got hoodwinked.

LedMizer's picture

I always wanted to hoodwink her.  Not so much anymore.

CPL's picture

Yes they leverage the information.  Contrary to popular belief there are some real whack jobs out there, not enough to justify a legion of intelligence agents (layoffs coming forsure now)


But what hasn't been discussed with the Slaves that work for the CIA is one thing.


That's their entire pension in that shitshow stock. 


If anyone is thinking of buying wait for under a dollar.  It'll flop around like Nortel.




boogerbently's picture

FB $36.60 Pre-Market.

FB only went public to give the ORIGINAL investors a chance to get their $$$ back before FB started it's decline into social media obscurity. (see Friendster, MySpace....)

jjsilver's picture

Don't forget to add microsoft, yahoo and twitter

The Alarmist's picture

What about GE; Coke and Pepsi, while you are at it? Shit, I almost forgot the most important one ... Monsanto.

Thisson's picture

You crazies are seriously giving Bank Guy in Brussels upvotes for this drivel?  Government is so smart it's planning facebook and hand-selecting Zuckerberg from a group of "ultra zionists"???  Ridiculous theory.  But I suppose anything that mentions "zionists" will get up-votes from this crowd.

Ethics Gradient's picture

I can think of few better ways of experiencing organic, free range, guilt free and responsibily sourced schadenfreude than laughing at Facebook.

JackT's picture

Are you kidding me?  It was suppose to save the world.  How could you possibly not care?  /sarc

dwdollar's picture

Everyone likes to see a train wreck.

ihedgemyhedges's picture

Now that Zuck is married, the bottom chart on the right will be very similar to the chart of his sex life................

Lost My Shorts's picture

He was dating the chick for nine years, so I doubt his sex life will change dramatically.

ihedgemyhedges's picture

Yeah right.  Dating=marriage???????  Rookie...............................

Badabing's picture

how do you stop a jap from having sex?

marry her!

Dadburnitpa's picture

Just the thought of his sex life made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Flakmeister's picture

Agreed, his sex life was likely already dead....

WAMO556's picture

I Plussed ya. I LOVE train wrecks where EVERYTHING goes EVERYWHERE!!! Fucking messy shit, people wondering WTF just happened, standing around with nothing on their minds, because the just got EFF'ed. Guys like me who THRIVE in chaos - LOVE THIS SHIT. CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP ME AND MY BROTHERS!!! Fuck Yeah!!!

daxtonbrown's picture

From these charts I fear it may be almost too late to buy into Facebook before it goes ballistic.Fortunately I will be able to tap my children's college fund to give them a better future.

Gully Foyle's picture

What is Facebook?

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

A social networking site where you can waste large portions of your day chit-chatting with all of the people you've spent the last 20 years trying to avoid.

FubarNation's picture

No shit.  There is a reason that I didn't keep in contact with you over the past couple of decades. 


If I did I would have called.



ihedgemyhedges's picture

Or, if you're unhappily married, you can search out old flames on the site and start working on a backup plan..........

Facebook affairs are running rampant............the site opened up a new way to cheat.  GOOD JOB ZUCK!!!!!!!  Hope your wife doesn't use your own brainchild against you...........

Freddie's picture


OMG - it is down 12% at $33.64 at 10:02 am.  Who would have ever thought?

Blammo's picture

You can find it at      www.big waste of time .com..........check it out it's great

Lobbelt's picture

I want to see Facebook go face down in the sand.

Ted Baker's picture


Colombian Gringo's picture

You must be long FB, a Zucker Sucker.

Harlequin001's picture

I guess maybe he bought at $38 and needs to offload?

WAMO556's picture

All Right DUDE! Go for it! You go long. Stand by while I go short and see who wins. Come on dude PLEASE???!!! I double dog dare you!

boogerbently's picture

FB may be too scary low to short by the time you are legally able to (May 26 or 29).

Crispy's picture

You must be mentally handicapped, and the most uninformed pumper ever. Shares wont even be available until T+3 at a minimum you troll. But 18 year old pumper trolls wouldnt even know about basic mkt mechanics, would you? 

GMadScientist's picture

Take that bag off your head, Cramer.

Moneyswirth's picture

Facebook = America


Gully Foyle's picture

Moss: My mum's on Friendface. My mum! I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.
Jen: Isn't that good?
Moss: No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.

farmjohnny's picture

Moss: Have you turned it off and back on again......your welcome.

StockHut's picture

The $100B question is: how will facebook become profitable?

bdc63's picture

The $100B answer:  they won't.

mess nonster's picture

Yah. FB's real service- data mining- doesn't pay that well. CIA sez- why buy the cow when we get the milk for free?