Financials Stumble Amid Average Volume Range Day

Tyler Durden's picture

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Pladizow's picture

BOA = Bend Over America!

Sudden Debt's picture

More like 'bend over world'....


Good point, but the acronym doesn't quite work. ;)

Cleanclog's picture

Ahhhhh, 10 minutes later, Maria mentions the downgrades of BofA, GS, WF . . . oh never mind - let's get back to Home Depot and Lowes.  No big deal on the banks and loving GS forEVER!!!  Even while we never see or hear of Blankfein or Dimon anymore.


Happy Bank Holidays everyone.  

Long-John-Silver's picture

I love Bank Holidays, they always fall on a Monday.

Captain Benny's picture

This time they might keep going on for every day ending in y.  In a zero interest rate environment, be your own banker.  Bitches!

ebworthen's picture

QE3 will be announced if BOA goes below $4.00


Carlyle Groupie's picture

Easy. If you're long you're wrong. There is no better time for the Squid to suck you in than during an `expected` rally.

Wixard's picture

I love me some FAZ. I was expecting a dip which came but damn, S&P made my night. 


Im still gonna drink cheap ass vodka though. I see no need to spend more than 10 dollars on a bottle. 

Carlyle Groupie's picture

Austere wisdom. I hope it spreads Countrywide.

Sudden Debt's picture

Maybe BAC should dilute it's shares with another 5 billion shares?
Maybe city should do the same?

Long-John-Silver's picture

Maybe they keep marching pretty talking heads out in front of cameras to calm the Sheep.

Long-John-Silver's picture

Long Beans, Bullets, and Bullion.

Au_Ag_CuPbCu's picture

Long Beans, Bullets, and Bullion and Booze.  Fixed it for ya.

Waterfallsparkles's picture

That is because every one except the Retail Invester knew about the S&P Downgrade of the Banks.  They pre sold and shorted.

ucsbcanuck's picture

Hope you're right - tomorrow BAC will drop and I will hit my sell targets on my puts.

Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

"Citi is outperforming"

I wonder if that's what $1.3 trillion in free loans helps do...?