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Find The Freudian Slip
As the title suggest, please find the Freudian slip:
- JUNCKER SAYS ECB REMAINS INDEPENDENT OF POLITICS
- JUNCKER SAYS EU MAY NEED TO REVIEW GREEK AID PROGRAM
- JUNCKER SAYS EFSF COULDN'T HANDLE ANY ITALY RESCUE
- JUNCKER OPPOSES FURTHER EXPANSION OF EFSF
Hint: it is bolded.
source: Bloomberg
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They can't handle it... until they find a new creative way to cover it over.
"Hey -- Trichet ! Ba fangul !"
http://drpinna.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/berlusconi_dito_20medio.jpg
Hillarious.
IWM just printed high of the day, wait for it.... $66.60
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fraudian.
juncker....good thing he is not Moody's analyst rating junk bonds.
well, fish, they dont need a new, creative way...
just the old standby...
WAR....abig one.
tptb have trade routes to secure...
resources to grab...
labor to exploit...
+1 to fish
all BS~
JUNCKER SAYS TRICHET IS A DOUCHEBAG
TRICHET RETORTS JUCNKER IS A CUM DUMPSTER
Ouch!
Hahahh
Deutsche Bank says Tricket is junk
Deutsche bank burns down 3 more banks to cover tracks.
Oooops
Run go.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_OacEq2Sk
Those who can't stay optimistic will be put out to pasture, Junker's departure is iminent.
Smells a lot like exactly that.
They have been milking the Tuesday announcement of agreement to agree for about 48 hrs now. That has been the plan for weeks. Run to the microphones and say things crafted so that the newsreader computers will pick up.
He did make the announcement from Luxemborg. Was that Mr. tax free talking or Mr. taxpay?
Tylers are quite the comedians these days.
put a different way
only one those 4 statements is true
JUNCKER SAYS BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Oh my. There's a need to rescue Italy in our future?
Excuse me a moment. I have some trades to execute.
ECB will suppress Italy's government bond yields for years to come.
Most likely outcome in my opinion will be a G8-meeting in early spring announcing a worldwide cross currency peg (USD, YEN, EUR, RMB).
Won't solve the debt problem.
Won't solve trade imbalances.
Won't solve structural unemployment crisis.
Won't solve national budget crises.
all irrelevant in the face of the oil problem
Problem? Where? My gas is 3.29 and will continue to drop in the face of deflation
Yep, the gas will be cheap, now the bribe that you may have to pay in order to access the gas or your security while pumping gas might be a bit expensive in the future.
That's how it works. Oil price surges and destroys society's economies. There will now be an attempt to grow, and that will ramp demand and because supply can't, price will spike again.
Then down goes society's economies again . . . and again . . . and again, lower each time.
Your gas price was well over 10% lower this time last year:
http://www.gasbuddy.com/gb_retail_price_chart.aspx?time=24
The Saudi's (for example) have an $75-$85 per barrel MINIMUM cost for extraction, That is the SAME price AT LEAST to cover their national budget (read keep the peasants subdued and bought off).
Oil will NOT drop to $30 a barrel, None of the oil producers can afford it to. Any hint of it will cause a embargo(over a manufactured problem if necessary).
You would sooner see them pump half the amount and double the price first.
How quickly it gets forgotten. Oil has been over $100 for the entire year, missing at most 3 days, since about February (pre Libya).
But no one thinks about it.
You and Trav are in a very small group on here who truly GET IT.
Yes, The financial problem will stop growth because of
the geometric progression of interest(a known end point since it's conception)
HOWEVER, However, PEAK OIL will make No Growth PERMANENT
Bye Bye Global Distribution.
Budget crisis? Really???!!!! Where?
Cash for Junker's? I thought we did that already!
This is very bullish - clear sign that EFSF will be expanded :)
... until EFSF is a CDO2
That goes a long wy to instill confidence.
I didn't know it was a freudian slip.
If there's a coy sexual reference here Italy should take this as a a commitment...oops i mean compliment! a "compliment"!
And as usual, market is conflicted.
Strange thing is they aren't doing that great of a job with Greece, if past performance is an indicator, these guys couldn't organise a cat fight.
The only thing that would save Italy: nationalizing banks
Say again?
Next move: nationalization of the states.
Squid must be starved.
That's why ECB will keep monetizing the thrash PIIGS-debt. Of course Trichet tries to mask it under "making sure the monetary policy transfer mechanism will work" or some other blatant lie. Next on agenda from ECB is unsterilised monetization of the debts of these banana republics and probably senior unsecured bank bonds. When that happens, Germany will say "nein" and introduce D-mark. After that the upcoming head of ecb, ex-goldmanite italian dude, will probably start buying equities.
The ECB will do no such thing.
Germany has experienced hyper-inflation, unlike so many other countries. It haunts them still. They will not allow more monetization. Nein.
If they must choose between Europe, and price stability, they will choose the latter.
Two germans have already left ECB because of the decisions to buy PIIGS-debt. Today Trichet announced that ECB will buy covered bonds for EUR 40 billion and that ECB will be buying those partly from primary markets. Covered bonds are senior secured bank debt. None of these idiotic moves by ECB to keep the insolvent political dream called euro together have worked. None. So they will do more, it's just a matter of time (which they don't have much left). And at that point my guess is that Germany will save themselves, not the PIIGS.
And btw, 2% annual growth in inflation, what ECB calls "price stability", is not stability. That relation grows exponentially in time and it's quite far from the definition of "stable".
awsome post
But the German hyperinflation is a part of the historical record, and everyone knows nobody learns from history, and are thus doomed to repeat it.
It'll be just like the movie 'Groundhogs Day'!
don't touch my juncker bitchez!
Junckers said "Italy Rescue" when he really meant to say: "We are so fucked, no one has a clue as to what to do next".
JUNCKER SAYS "ADAMANTLY OPPOSES INTRUSION OF GS INTO ECB DECISIONS IN THE FUTURE" VIA TRICHET'S DEPARTURE.
JUNCKER SAYS GERMANY MAY NEED TO SCREEN DRAGHI'S ACTIVITY TO MAKE SURE HE WILL OBEY THE COMMANDS OF THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT AND NOT THOSE OF THE SQUID
JUNCKER SAYS DRAGHI MAY NEED TO SCREEN GERMANY'S ACTIVITY TO MAKE SURE THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT WILL OBEY THE SQUID
Applause Buzzsaw99. C'mon, somebody take it to the third level of hyper-convoluted machination between ECB and German Gov.
Whale oil beef oct (hint use an irish accent).
As Freud said, sometimes a sovereign bailout is just a bailout [not a repeated anal fisting of everyone long Euros].
Mmmmmmm... anal fisting
source please
With Dexia nationalization we have a major glitch in the Matrix, bitchez.
First time they're giving up on putting lipstick on the pig. First time they're admitting the debts will never be repaid and banks are insolvent, the Ponzi is up. And it's an admission of a major system fail which can't be fixed by 'free-market forces'.
JUNCKER HIT BY A TRUCK
kinda ot, but I don't subscribe to Fleckenstein's daily commentary, and saw this quote on a blog i linked to on seekingalpha's newsfeed, attributed to Fleckenstein:
"As someone who has always hated financial companies because their financial statements are such a joke, I’m going to risk looking really stupid. I think the drama over US banks is overdone. Europe is a disaster, I get that, but we aren’t nearly as bad off. I think that lots of people who didn’t see 2008 coming are now sure they will see a replay. I’m not so sure. If the ECB starts to print finally, we will see an absolutely hellacious rally."
http://philpearlman.com/2011/10/06/bill-fleckenstein-on-the-banks/
Win for the US banksters?
Bullshit, there's that little thing called naked CDSs that comes in the way.
It's all ONE system, not just interconnected.
I also assume systemic risk won't be kind to US banks. From the quote, it looks like Fleckenstein thinks ECB monetization will boost US bank share prices. He doesn't mention the time frame, so the only way this makes sense to me, coming from a bear like him, is if he is talking about a bear market rally that will reverse when the monetization loses effectiveness. Just wondering if this is in fact a Fleckenstein quote, since I don't subscribe to his newsletter. Maybe the quote is taken out of context.
JUNCKER PRINTING HIS OWN FORM OF FIAT.
JUNCKER SAYS, "FUCK IT, I CAN MAKE MONEY BACKED BY NOTHING TOO."
Ooh ooh i found the slip!! Its the part that says lagarde reminds him of his mom!!
"Slowly rotting on..." I mean "slowly ROCKING on!"
I feel bad for these guys for having to keep track of all their bankrupt institutions and trying to keep their stories straight while simultaneously inventing fantastic rumors to prop things up at a moments notice. It's not easy running a large ponzi that's about to topple. Good thing they have the media to help cover for them.
RE Junker/Trichet : the actors are old but the soap opera is entertaining!
This is why I think the pundits saying "Greece should default and get it over with"(aka CNBC/Cramer) aren't seeing the collateral damage and the true contagion risk. If Greece defaults, why wouldn't Italy say "Hey, you guys let Greece default, I want to default too". Then Spain, Portugal and Ireland say "You rammed austerity down our throats so we wouldn't default -- I want to default now". As Juncker says, the EFSF is not capitalized to absorb any substantial hit from one entity nevermind a handful.
Haircuts are going to be larger than anyone imagines to maintain the status quo. I don't think creditors are in that much of a strong position -- contrary to MSM BS. It's the old adage, "Owe a bank a $1000 and you're in trouble, Owe a bank a million dollars and the bank is in trouble." I'm not sure how it extrapolates to a trillion.
Ecco che cosa ha detto ieri sera quando ha provato a gestire en. "che è modo modo modo troppo grande!"
You have to love the europeans. I certainly do!
They are just one big loveable tower of Babel.
They air all their dirty laundry in public too.
You have to love the europeans. I certainly do!
They are just one big loveable tower of Babel.
They air all their dirty laundry in public too.
It's all damned lies. Sometimes you have to.
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