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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:42 | 1745523 Fish Gone Bad
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They can't handle it... until they find a new creative way to cover it over.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745563 Don Birnam
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1745584 Jay Gould Esq.
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Hillarious.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:21 | 1745792 max2205
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IWM just printed high of the day, wait for it.... $66.60

 

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:35 | 1746215 Richard Chesler
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Fraudian.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 13:15 | 1746397 AldousHuxley
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juncker....good thing he is not Moody's analyst rating junk bonds.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:02 | 1745644 X.inf.capt
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well, fish, they dont need a new, creative way...

just the old standby...

WAR....abig one.

tptb have trade routes to secure...

resources to grab...

labor to exploit...

+1 to fish

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:43 | 1745529 toronto1
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all BS~

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:45 | 1745533 Fips_OnTheSpot
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JUNCKER SAYS TRICHET IS A DOUCHEBAG

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:46 | 1745550 GeneMarchbanks
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TRICHET RETORTS JUCNKER IS A CUM DUMPSTER

 

Ouch!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745567 Shit Bag
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Hahahh

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:00 | 1745631 Chaffinch
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Deutsche Bank says Tricket is junk

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:12 | 1745729 Hephasteus
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Deutsche bank burns down 3 more banks to cover tracks.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:45 | 1745537 Racer
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Oooops

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:45 | 1745538 nah
Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:46 | 1745544 LawsofPhysics
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Those who can't stay optimistic will be put out to pasture, Junker's departure is iminent.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:10 | 1745695 CrashisOptimistic
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Smells a lot like exactly that.

They have been milking the Tuesday announcement of agreement to agree for about 48 hrs now.  That has been the plan for weeks.  Run to the microphones and say things crafted so that the newsreader computers will pick up.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:13 | 1745730 disabledvet
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He did make the announcement from Luxemborg. Was that Mr. tax free talking or Mr. taxpay?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:47 | 1745556 Smithovsky
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Tylers are quite the comedians these days.  

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745557 wang (not verified)
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put a different way

only one those 4 statements is true

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745558 redpill
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JUNCKER SAYS BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745560 CapitalistRock
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Oh my. There's a need to rescue Italy in our future?

Excuse me a moment. I have some trades to execute.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745562 misterc
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ECB will suppress Italy's government bond yields for years to come.
Most likely outcome in my opinion will be a G8-meeting in early spring announcing a worldwide cross currency peg (USD, YEN, EUR, RMB). 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:56 | 1745613 Lord Welligton
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Won't solve the debt problem.

Won't solve trade imbalances.

Won't solve structural unemployment crisis.

Won't solve national budget crises.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:05 | 1745658 trav7777
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all irrelevant in the face of the oil problem

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:10 | 1745707 kito
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Problem? Where? My gas is 3.29 and will continue to drop in the face of deflation

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:14 | 1745743 LawsofPhysics
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Yep, the gas will be cheap, now the bribe that you may have to pay in order to access the gas or your security while pumping gas might be a bit expensive in the future.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:18 | 1745770 CrashisOptimistic
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That's how it works.  Oil price surges and destroys society's economies.  There will now be an attempt to grow, and that will ramp demand and because supply can't, price will spike again.

Then down goes society's economies again . . . and again . . . and again, lower each time.

Your gas price was well over 10% lower this time last year:

http://www.gasbuddy.com/gb_retail_price_chart.aspx?time=24

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:28 | 1745829 samsara
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The Saudi's (for example)  have an $75-$85 per barrel MINIMUM cost for extraction,  That is the SAME price AT LEAST to cover their national budget (read keep the peasants subdued and bought off). 

Oil will NOT drop to $30 a barrel,  None of the oil producers can afford it to.  Any hint of it will cause a embargo(over a manufactured problem if necessary). 

You would sooner see them pump half the amount and double the price first.

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:12 | 1745720 CrashisOptimistic
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How quickly it gets forgotten.  Oil has been over $100 for the entire year, missing at most 3 days, since about February (pre Libya).

But no one thinks about it.  

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:15 | 1745745 taraxias
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You and Trav are in a very small group on here who truly GET IT.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:23 | 1745802 samsara
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Yes,   The financial problem will stop growth because of

the geometric progression of interest(a known end point since it's conception)

HOWEVER,  However,  PEAK OIL will make No Growth PERMANENT

Bye Bye Global Distribution.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:15 | 1745744 disabledvet
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Budget crisis? Really???!!!! Where?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745564 TideFighter
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Cash for Junker's? I thought we did that already!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745566 oogs66
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This is very bullish - clear sign that EFSF will be expanded :)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1745569 swissaustrian
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... until EFSF is a CDO2

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:49 | 1745573 Dr. Engali
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That goes a long wy to instill confidence.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:49 | 1745580 turicum
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I didn't know it was a freudian slip.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:18 | 1745764 disabledvet
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If there's a coy sexual reference here Italy should take this as a a commitment...oops i mean compliment! a "compliment"!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1745583 monopoly
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And as usual, market is conflicted.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1745586 CPL
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Strange thing is they aren't doing that great of a job with Greece, if past performance is an indicator, these guys couldn't organise a cat fight.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1745587 Caviar Emptor
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The only thing that would save Italy: nationalizing banks

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:19 | 1745778 disabledvet
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Say again?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:30 | 1745835 shortus cynicus
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Next move: nationalization of the states.

Squid must be starved.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:51 | 1745588 Dick Darlington
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That's why ECB will keep monetizing the thrash PIIGS-debt. Of course Trichet tries to mask it under "making sure the monetary policy transfer mechanism will work" or some other blatant lie. Next on agenda from ECB is unsterilised monetization of the debts of these banana republics and probably senior unsecured bank bonds. When that happens, Germany will say "nein" and introduce D-mark. After that the upcoming head of ecb, ex-goldmanite italian dude, will probably start buying equities.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:55 | 1745605 DormRoom
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The ECB will do no such thing.

 

Germany has experienced hyper-inflation, unlike so many other countries.  It haunts them still. They will not allow more monetization. Nein.

 

If they must choose between Europe, and price stability, they will choose the latter.

 

 

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:07 | 1745673 Dick Darlington
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Two germans have already left ECB because of the decisions to buy PIIGS-debt. Today Trichet announced that ECB will buy covered bonds for EUR 40 billion and that ECB will be buying those partly from primary markets. Covered bonds are senior secured bank debt. None of these idiotic moves by ECB to keep the insolvent political dream called euro together have worked. None. So they will do more, it's just a matter of time (which they don't have much left). And at that point my guess is that Germany will save themselves, not the PIIGS.

And btw, 2% annual growth in inflation, what ECB calls "price stability", is not stability. That relation grows exponentially in time and it's quite far from the definition of "stable".

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:16 | 1745756 taraxias
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awsome post

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:08 | 1745677 toady
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But the German hyperinflation is a part of the historical record, and everyone knows nobody learns from history, and are thus doomed to repeat it.

It'll be just like the movie 'Groundhogs Day'!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 10:52 | 1745591 buzzsaw99
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don't touch my juncker bitchez!

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