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First Russian Newscaster Gives Obama The Finger, Next President Gets Heckled At Home

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Things for Obama, whose ratings tumble to new record lows with each passing day, are just going from bad to worse...

This is what happened today in New Hampshire...

...And this is what Russians think of our president as of three days ago.

 

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Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:47 | 1903417 Steroid
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Finally!!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:03 | 1903493 sqz
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The Russian caster's flip-off was clearly meant to someone off-camera on an assumed fade. Happened to coincide nicely just after Obama's name. Still hilarious and unintentionally deserving though! :)

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:07 | 1903524 Pladizow
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"Clearly" - How so?

Yeah, and the OBummer crowd dissonence was imaginary!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:23 | 1903628 spiral_eyes
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GOLDMAN SACHS

GOLDMAN SACHS

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:34 | 1903692 kridkrid
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deftly handled by Paul.  The arrogance of Obama's response next to Paul's response is powerful.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:38 | 1903716 redpill
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It's an opportunity for OWS to start realizing the larger issues involved instead of just expressing their angst that the players on Wall Street get fat bonuses and nice cars.  That wouldn't have happened without the bailouts, and they bailouts couldn't happen without the crooks at the Fed or Treasury.  Want to get back at Wall Street?  You have to clean out DC first.

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:23 | 1903915 4horse
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clean out DC first . . .

bendover let me see you shake a tailfeather . . . which is what they do, and are used to, as will their easy replacements, more more more

mucking-out such an august Augean is not Herculean: merely more sisyphus up capitol hill

 

 

the rattle should not distract, this serpent needing attack at the head

yes. Cerberus, as well as Hydra, only when hell-freezes-over . . . which is nevertheless where dante's satan was located, at the bottom of his circles, encased in ice

 

serpent. cerberus. hydra . . . all to belie epic battles. and myth. yet this snake ain't 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:11 | 1904428 mkkby
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The democratic and republican parties are owned by the banks.  Only a vote for the rope party will ever make a difference.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:05 | 1903820 Abiotic Oil
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Ron is a Statesman.

Cain gets heckled by OWS and demands Secret Service protection on the tax payer's dime.

Ron just laughs it off and takes a moment to drop a truth bomb on them, then walks off to thunderous applause.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:28 | 1903661 redpill
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Heads, Squid Wins

Tails, You Lose

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:44 | 1903747 NotApplicable
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What are the odds of it landing on edge, again?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:27 | 1903650 weinerdog43
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Facts have a known liberal bias.  As much as I loathe Barry, his numbers have not been dropping.  In fact, his numbers have pretty much stayed the same. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:36 | 1903706 Carlyle Groupie
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That is correct. As much as the zionist lobby wants him ground into the dirt, it's not working.

Curious though how ZH will run with a middle finger story but not a peep when the kings of zion attempt assassination....

http://mycatbirdseat.com/2011/11/zionist-bullets-shot-across-obama%E2%80...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:27 | 1903935 johngerard
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Is this post serious? What the fuck are you on about with crap about 'the zionist lobby'? do you go to bed at night clutching The Protocols of the Elders of Zion pulling your dick about how you're gonna smash The Evil Jooz who rule the world? Oh, you'd love the Iranians to nuke Israel wouldn't you? Yeah, that would be fucking great, wouldn't it? that would bring you out of mommy and daddy's basement...dickhead.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:56 | 1904093 Inspector Bird
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The racists on this site sometimes come out in force.

 

Hard to believe, really.  But they are still around. 

Zionists?  WTF?

The last thing anyone wants is for Iran to go nukular. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:25 | 1904234 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I've seen some people post messages saying that Iran should have a nuke to counter Israel. So you're wrong about that.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:42 | 1904280 morty_schatzberg
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Racists are still around, because races are still around. There are some who are disgusted with the idea of the whole world getting together and committing kumbaya genocide. It's a fantasy, and an impossible one at that. Then there are anti-racists, whose own worldview forces them to embrace this fantasy.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:01 | 1904386 phyuckyiu
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Can't the Goyim be happy with their wood pulp Chicken Nuggets? Why must they always look for the person behind the curtain? I knew it was a mistake to educate them.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 20:14 | 1904746 Abitdodgie
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To Johnerard your comment would have a greater impact if you did not resort to name calling as it shows lower standards and a lack of intelegence.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:42 | 1904023 4horse
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he's all theirs. despite sown chaos, doing everything/anything asked

 

 

meanwhile . . . back at the target range, and character assassination, they're laughing like carnies handing-out popguns to anyone who'll hit their next mark all so thoroughly vetted and set-up like revolving fuckin ducks

gingrich?

.  .  .  hysterical. and pop-goes-the-weasel

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 21:42 | 1904998 weinerdog43
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22 junks.  A new record.  I'll be curious to see if I can make it to 25 without one single piece of evidence.  Nicely done young fascists.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:10 | 1903548 Capt Tripps
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Probably right, the crews love to fuck with the talent, usually shooting them the bird right as they go live.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:20 | 1903897 Doubleguns
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SQZ, Nice spin, wont work. By any chance do you work at the White house. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 19:17 | 1904617 Buck Johnson
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Your exactly right, it was meant for someone off camera and the fade didn't happen as fast as it should havel

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:07 | 1903537 mossme89
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You notice how they were chanting "Obama! Obama!"? What a bunch of brainwashed sheeple...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:10 | 1903547 The Big Ching-aso
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I think she likes him.    She only gave him one finger.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:21 | 1903622 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I think it was the non-OWS folks who were chanting "Obama."

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:41 | 1903729 mossme89
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Yeah, that's who I mean.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:45 | 1903750 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Oh, OK.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:07 | 1903828 Richard Chesler
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I thought they were crying:

Yo' mama

Yo' mama!

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:24 | 1903913 nope-1004
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I swore I heard  O-sa-ma!  O-sa-ma!  O-sa-ma!

Those damn speculators and NH ers.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 20:17 | 1904753 Abitdodgie
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Was it not OWS-OWS

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:23 | 1903629 Belarusian Bull
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It's really horrible.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:05 | 1903819 Shock and Aweful
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I am sick of the term "Sheeple"....

Like you never have your thoughts or actions manipulated by ideology....like you are so fucking pure of mind and spirt that no one could ever influence you to do, say, think, or act against your best interest...

Give me a fucking break.....

The whole term is nothing more than yet another creative way for us to attack each other than to put the blame where it belongs....

FUCKING STUPID...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:52 | 1904548 diesheepledie
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If Sheeple is getting old for you there are other ways to describe the lazy disgusting sub-humans who prefer to succumb to their animalistic brain-stem urges, rather than engage in critical thinking. A few examples I like to use: "The Bewildered Herd", "Cattle", "Moron Orcs", "Celery", "Cabbage", "Gammas", "Drones", "Filthy Animals", ... its endless really.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 19:00 | 1904572 diesheepledie
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Since we are on the topic, here is a wonderful documentary on the history of manipulating Sheeple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPzGUsYyKM

They don't make them like Bernays anymore. Truly brilliant.

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:37 | 1904290 Jonas Parker
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We have to teach the chick the proper finger to flip Obama off with!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:48 | 1903421 CORNGUY
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brahahahahahahahaha

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903422 GeneMarchbanks
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RT is becoming too blatant. I mean really...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:58 | 1903488 DonnieD
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If I were her I'd stay away from hot tubs for a while.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:01 | 1903510 knukles
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'Specially with Matt Simmons corpse in 'em.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:05 | 1903500 Haole
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Does it not make sense to counter blatant corruption, lies and fraud with blatant truth, integrity and expression of such?  We haven't seen equalization of "blatant" yet in the West, it's coming.  I mean really...

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:00 | 1903501 clymer
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What makes you think that is RT?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:12 | 1903562 GeneMarchbanks
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Joking of course but they are an obvious example of what's called anti-propaganda, which is just another kind of dogmatic brainwash.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:03 | 1903519 Global Hunter
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I'm no Russian Telecommunications expert but RT had different livery I think.  I am interested in the context, if they've resorted to taunting him from the top through their media its pretty funny...or scarey.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:49 | 1903423 Captain Benny
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"Mic check" - The 1% are still in denial that real change in some form is coming hard and fast.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1903465 Popo
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Sadly, and cynically: the 99% are still in denial about their relevance to the political process and to power. The elites are not scared. Peaceful protests really don't bother them at all.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:56 | 1903477 Gene Parmesan
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Particularly when those peaceful protests are focused on the wrong groups to begin with.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:02 | 1903514 Rockfish
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thats right because the .o1% are able to build wealth out of thin air.  they don't need no stinken low life ordinary everyday folks to buy their shit.  AHAH

Wake up 99% nobody gets rich until YOU buy something.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:11 | 1903552 LeBalance
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ah, but they do need the 99% to participate in their banking / currency con or they can't conjure money in such a fashion.

>> Thus an effective point of attack is born.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:47 | 1904051 Rockfish
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EXACTLY Mr White

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:08 | 1904148 ghostfaceinvestah
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That's one of the points I read in "The Creature From Jekyll Island" that always stuck with me - it is so obvious most people don't get it.  If everyone just paid back every loan, the banking system would collapse.  Fractional reserve banking survives on debt.

Most people think the "product" banks sell is deposit accounts.  Not so.  Their main "product" is debt, it is the lifeblood of banks.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:18 | 1903592 Captain Benny
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The system is so fragile that simply the 99% trying to opt-out of almost every carrot the 0.1% dangle in front of them, then you'll see the system collapse.  The OWS crowds may in portion have misdirected energy, but they are unified in the disgust with the system as a whole.

Violence will come eventually.  It may be seeded in an OWS camp or it may be seeded many years before the OWS movement started, but it will come... and with it - the 1% panic.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:39 | 1904006 zerozulu
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Every one has a right to protect their interests. This is “THE” people who failed to protect their interests.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:50 | 1903429 WALLST8MY8BALL
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And here I was thinking she was saying Barack Obama is # 1

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:07 | 1903529 palmereldritch
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More like close to second worst if style and substance is any measure

http://www.usnews.com/news/history/articles/2007/02/16/worst-presidents-...

 

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903430 Mercury
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It's the fist pumping O-BA-MA, O-BA-MA that should be more alarming...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903457 Conrad Murray
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If only there was a website that millions of people were part of that had a facial recognition component for uploaded pictures. A way to take stills/photos from events like this and use the facial recognition to compile lists of less than desirable individuals replete with personal information...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:02 | 1903471 Mercury
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Like Facebook?  - yes I'm sure that the protestors in question are already effectively  barred from all future Obama events.

So much liberty is surrendered voluntarily.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:11 | 1903540 Conrad Murray
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The other side of that blade: The Odumbo monkeys are cataloged and list-served on a regular basis to whoever may be interested. Maybe a Do Not Hire or Do Not Serve database.

Then again, pranksters might use it to send pizzas or make anonymous phone calls. Or search out people in their local area, and then make WANTED posters for "thieves" or other unseemly characters and then hang them all over that person's neighborhood. And, it would be a shame if something like that was used to contact those people's managers or HR departments in order to file false complaints, or call their spouses to tell them they are being cheated on.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:11 | 1903555 redpill
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:18 | 1903579 Mercury
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Most of them are probably SEIU or similar union members, they got the day off for the event and are more or less un-fireable anyway. 

Surveillance tech tends to give the edge to the establishment - which is why welfare state governments everywhere are deploying it like crazy.

 
You're kidding yourself if you think something like digital medical records are going to make healthcare cheaper and better for you.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:26 | 1903648 CrockettAlmanac.com
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SEIU members don't get the day off for political events. They get paid to attend them.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:26 | 1903645 Mr Pink
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How do I subscribe to the Conrad Murray newsletter?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:23 | 1904219 blunderdog
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Yeah, that's clever.

If there's some political grievance you have and can't seem to get addressed, crimes against "the enemy" and a more heavily surveiled police state might help. 

Freedom's clearly a mistake--it permits people to do shit you don't like.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:29 | 1904475 Conrad Murray
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You're an imbecile with a severe comprehension problem. I am not suggesting the government should (further)surveil the OWS people, or anyone else for that matter. I am suggesting those who oppose the continued march towards Statism should utilize the technology birthed from the free market(Facebook's facial recognition feature), public records databases, and the stupidity of individuals enslaved to the Bernaysian vision, willing to out the most intimate details of their lives for the whole world to see in a fame-crazed quest to be the next Idle American, to their advantage in ostracizing members of society who give aid and comfort to the enemies of Liberty.

Furthermore, if you think the political processes, in their current state, are capable of redressing any grievances of the people, you are worse than an imbecile; you are an ignorant buffoon who is a danger to any hope of restoring the American society to the principles put forth by the Founding Fathers and all those who gave their life and fortune in the name of enlightenment.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:54 | 1904559 blunderdog
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I am suggesting those who oppose the continued march towards Statism should utilize the technology birthed from the free market(Facebook's facial recognition feature), public records databases, and the stupidity of individuals enslaved to the Bernaysian vision, willing to out the most intimate details of their lives for the whole world to see in a fame-crazed quest to be the next Idle American, to their advantage in ostracizing members of society who give aid and comfort to the enemies of Liberty.

By committing crimes.  I understood what you wrote.

You're just a useless piece of shit, and it's a shame that your attitude towards your fellow Americans is so hateful that this is your suggestion.

You have the option of building the life you want to live, or of pissing on the people you don't agree with.  Despite all the bullshit you fling about how horrible the government is, you have a great deal of freedom in the US to structure your life the way you want to live it.  Most of your negativity is based on (false) assumptions about how much "government attention" you'd receive if you just did what you want.

So you don't even try to do what you want.  You choose to lash out and talk trash, because it appears that's the best your brain can accomplish, rather than simply demonstrating that "better way to live" that you pretend you know. 

It's pathetic.

As for me, I don't believe that government is going to solve any of our problems, which is why I do what I like and basically ignore their bullshit.  One major advantage to such a strategy is that what they do or don't do doesn't bother me--I expect nothing from them.  I only let important stuff piss me off, and what our politicians are doing is not important.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 22:32 | 1905188 saiybat
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"Most of your negativity is based on (false) assumptions about how much "government attention" you'd receive if you just did what you want."

 

Well I agree with you except this little part. I get rather strongly worded notices from the IRS ordering me to pay immediately. It's too bad I don't have anything that's tied to my name for them to take but if I were inclined to do that they'd come and take it. It's a minor inconvenience at most. They won't get shit from me. I've never voted and I never will fuck if I'll give them my consent to rule me and I don't need them. I like the benefits of this system but I'm ready to abandon ship when the shit hits the fan.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:57 | 1903481 HelluvaEngineer
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Or to prove that it's the same small group of people.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1903464 Spastica Rex
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THIS

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:02 | 1903512 Mark123
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Is it just me, or did that look like a Nazi salute old Obama was getting from the crowd?

 

Too funny.  Hey, guess what puppet-Obama, the people who got you elected last time know you are a lying sack of s--t and that you have stolen what little wealth they had and given it to your fascist supporters.  All you have left are the mindless party supporters who would just as forcefully support a monkey with a tape recorder playing a speech hung around his neck.

 

Same thing goes for all the other crooked Democrats and Republican politicians.  May I live to see the day they are dragged to the gallows in shame.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:05 | 1903528 redpill
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All those little confused sheeple faces wondering why anyone would be protesting The One We've Been Waiting For.

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:19 | 1903600 MachoMan
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EXAMPLE #1:  Look at the lady on the front row put her finger over her lips to give the "shoosh" symbol, like she was talking to a damn second grader or something. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:48 | 1904055 SteveNYC
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Good call. But I do have to say, Obama handled it better than that bag of guts Karl Rove recently. No doubt.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903432 DavidPierre
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Take off your shoes ...  start throwing them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttwpFIulpMM

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:59 | 1903492 oddjob
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Make sure to step in dog shit first.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:25 | 1903639 The Disappointed
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But he missed!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:59 | 1903798 zebra
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whom do you work for? Nike? 9 West?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 18:13 | 1904413 DavidPierre
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903436 323
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Don't seem too co-opted to me

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903437 americanspirit
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Actually she was just making a gesture that means, in Russian, "You are a one-term loser".

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:13 | 1903567 nakedshorted
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When I was 11 years old the neigborhood bully told me it meant "I love you."   I proceeded to gesture a passing jogger and she smiled.  Maybe she was Russian. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:30 | 1903672 CrockettAlmanac.com
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If she was Russian wouldn't that make her a sprinter rather than a jogger?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903439 El Oregonian
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He's No.#1!!!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903449 fourchan
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beat me to it lol

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903440 entendance
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What price the new democracy? Goldman Sachs conquers Europe
http://www.tzetze.it/tzetze_news.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comedonchiscio...

many of these guys are ex jesuit alumns.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:01 | 1903505 NotApplicable
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Ex??? Riiiiight

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903444 Global Hunter
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Does anybody know the context of the Russian one?  Actually I thought Obama handled himself OK there for once at least until the "I listened to you now you listen to me" bit, surely I don't have to explain to him that the folks yelling probably only have 30 seconds to get on live tv ever...as anonymous voices.    

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:05 | 1903818 citrine
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She says: "Today Medvedev has become the President of APEC. The post was previously held by Barack Obama".

 Methinks, if the video is not a hoax, the finger was meant for some crew member. Looks a lot like a hoax, though.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:51 | 1903445 fourchan
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hes number one!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:52 | 1903446 c'mon man
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The Russian newscaster should also be giving the finger to whoever picked out her outfit...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:52 | 1903447 SheepDog-One
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And youd never know it judging by our whore media who portrays Obama as the most popular and loved person to ever walk the face of the earth.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:18 | 1903593 Cdad
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The media?  Yeah...a given.  However, this site's peanut gallery is FILLED with folks that have posted repeatedly that this guy is a lock in 2012.  FILLED!  

A literal turnip could beat Obama in 2012.  There has been NO DOUBT about this for at least two years.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:27 | 1903653 azzhatter
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How did you know she is whore?  Oh......wait........

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903448 TeamDepends
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Still awaiting the MF conference call.  Starting to worry.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903450 vegas
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Apparently, the hopey changey shit ain't workin' to well for her.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903451 blu
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The Russian Business Network is not a disinterested party in all of this.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903452 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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I wouldve just shouted FUCK OFF AND DIE, I WANT TO SEE YOU HANG FROM A TREE!!

just like I did during his campain

first I was an outcast, now Im a visionary

but liberal chicks still dont want to sleep with me

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:04 | 1903522 DCFusor
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Sleeping ain't what I do with chicks of whatever flavor, at least until later...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:19 | 1903603 topcallingtroll
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Socialist chics are easy.

Mumble something about tuna and dolphins and hang out at their protests. Bail them out of jail after the protest. Make a couscous salad.

If old, slightly overweight me can get some, then anybody can.

And they always know someone who has excellent weed.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:04 | 1903526 NotApplicable
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Why do you work to empower him so? Like any bogeyman, he's only as real as you make him.

Just walk away, man. Walk away.

Your participation in this divide and conquer game aids none of us. Only "them."

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:55 | 1903453 Seasmoke
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what he was saying was he was having some coffee and he doesnt give a shit about you

 

watch for the high pitch voice when he starts to talk again........a sure sign , he is worried !

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903454 haskelslocal
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A Communist Newscaster gives America the finger and you neanderthals cheer. Fucking idiots.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:56 | 1903461 SheepDog-One
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LOL, like Obama ISN'T a total commie? Come on man.

Besides, she's probably far more moderate than these red rabid foaming at the mouth newscasters we have here like Ed Schultz and Rachel Madcow and the rest of em.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:56 | 1903478 Global Hunter
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Roll Reversal amongst the big empires to kick off this century.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:57 | 1903483 haskelslocal
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That's right Sheepdog, prove your canine IQ with that comment. A communist newscaster wouldn't say fuck you to your so called communist. 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:59 | 1903494 TruthInSunshine
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Not to interrupt you pissing match, but Obama is just a puppet, like whoever came before and whoever comes after.

I realize I sound "all cynical as hell," but sometimes the truth is pretty damn cynical.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

SSDD.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:11 | 1903551 Global Hunter
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Think of the United States more like the Hapsburg empire in rapid decline, a Hapsburg empire prone to more long drawn out bankrupt inducing militairy expeditions in the Middle East (with bigger canons and cavalries) and you'll see how we chuckle, in the same way we would laugh at some other syphillitic former power say the Ottomans laughing at the Austro-Hungarians.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:11 | 1903554 spanky bernanke
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Haskel, it's a porady. All of it. Even the responses.

 

Don't read The Onion. You will begin to bleed from the eyes.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:12 | 1903559 JohnG
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I keep coming across comment today that just beg for this:

Go Fuck Yourself.

 

(Short bus school released early??)

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:26 | 1903644 haskelslocal
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Short bus school... Apparantly that answer is yes it did, you're here and yes, retarded.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:28 | 1904246 phyuckyiu
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Apparently people should use spell check before calling others retarted.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:16 | 1903588 haskelslocal
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.... and thanks for the multiple neative reviews from your multiple logins.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:39 | 1903721 GeneMarchbanks
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'and thanks for the multiple neative reviews from your multiple logins.'

LOL.

No. That would be everyone else. Welcome.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:43 | 1903737 Lednbrass
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Im pretty sure there are alot of different people who independently concluded that youre an idiot.

In a somewhat morbid, train wreck viewing sort of sense I am curious on your thought process- what leads you to believe that the newscaster is a communist?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:44 | 1903739 Global Hunter
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I have one login but never gave you a thumbs down, nothing personal I was just providing some additional perspetive or perspective 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 19:56 | 1904707 blunderdog
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Welcome, haskeslocal.

Glad you arrived.  We were starting to run low on bullshit useless non-substantive troll posts. 

(Things get depressing around here when the signal to noise ratio gets above 40%.)

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:04 | 1903525 mayhem_korner
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A Communist Newscaster

 

Is she ex-CNN?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:07 | 1903539 knukles
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Ther're more capitalist, no less kelptocratic than the current batch in Warshuingshucks

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:25 | 1903637 Ese Pinche
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A) Obama is not America B) Commie vs. Democracy paradigm/propoganda has been more than outsed as a brainwashing of the masses much like the christian vs muslim; or liberal vs. democrat; or [name your bilateral divisive method here]... you are a slow learner, we get it.  But at least make an effort to evolve out of the 50's when you have some spare time.  Thnx

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:53 | 1903455 SheepDog-One
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Oooo she's SAUCY!!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:21 | 1903617 Conax
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Yeah she is-- "Baddock Obama-" FLIP!  She's pretty cute.  I like their frankness and open hostility, it's honest hatred.

Refreshing!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1903459 s2man
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That was great.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1903463 mayhem_korner
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Takin' bets today, Red? 
Smokes or coins, better's choice. 
Smokes. Put me down for two. 
All right, who's your horse?

Skinny Russian newscaster...

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:20 | 1903608 NoTTD
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....And it's Skinny Russian Newscaster by a nose!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:54 | 1903467 The Ram
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Imagine our 'old enemies' the Russians setting a good example for the sheeple Americans.  Go Putin!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:56 | 1903470 Haole
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As SGS's coin phrase goes... Welcome to the decade of awesome.

Those clips made my day so far and it's not even lunch here, thanks.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:55 | 1903473 junkyardjack
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I remember the good old days before we realized he was just another politician

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9sABRosdNg&ob=av2e

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:21 | 1903616 NoTTD
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What do you mean "we", Kemosabe?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:43 | 1903736 Vagabond
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I don't remember that at all.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:55 | 1903474 terryfuckwit
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rt led me and many other devotees to zh

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:57 | 1903479 Skip 2 My Lou
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA... BARACK OBAMA (FINGER). That's funny coz I dont have even a clue what she is sayin, but i got the point. AND SHE'S RIGHT

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:02 | 1903503 haskelslocal
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You do a great job on how best to crash relevant content on ZeroHedge. Bravo to your courage and counterpoint behavior. And thanks for proving with your own words that you need not understand something to agree with it. That's right, your thinking Mitt Romney is handsom is reason enogh to vote.  

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:07 | 1903541 Wakanda
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Are you the new relevant content nazi?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:12 | 1903558 NotApplicable
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And moot debate champion!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 17:33 | 1904265 phyuckyiu
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Is Eddy Haskel our new poverty law center sock puppet? Back to Herp Derpistan for you.

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:12 | 1903556 knukles
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Ah, not to vote for him.  Maybe sleep with him, maybe golf with him, maybe play momopoly, old maid, or whatever and he can pay, But no vote.  Nope, no siree bob.  Nuh uh.  Nope.  No way.
Now, talkin' about cute enough to sleep with, Chris Christe. 

Bzzzzt.

(soft sizzling sound, smoke)

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 16:15 | 1903868 Wakanda
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LOL

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:28 | 1903665 Skip 2 My Lou
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remember to check if ur wife is at home. OH NO! U DONT SOUND LIKE U CAN HAVE ONE!!!!

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:36 | 1903705 CrockettAlmanac.com
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You forgot to start with. "You look lovely today, Mrs. Cleaver."

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:57 | 1903480 10044
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is she fired or promoted? that's the question

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 14:58 | 1903485 Comay Mierda
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:00 | 1903499 knukles
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Hah hahahaha ha hah ha ha ha hhaha ahaha aha ha

Diarrhea spaltters.

(soothing sounds of mmon crickets)

 

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 15:01 | 1903502 uhb
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i love that lady

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