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For The First Time In History, Fed Will Buy AND Sell Treasurys At The Same Time On Friday

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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:22 | 1932031 gangland
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market makers the price stability

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:23 | 1932050 Peter_Griffin
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market makers breakers

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:28 | 1932083 UGrev
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A box of markets, 

A box of mixed markets 

and a market mixer.

Five time fast.. GO!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:39 | 1932140 Pool Shark
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Given that TPTB believe we need to spend more to get out of debt; this comes as no surprise.

 "We had to destroy the dollar in order to save it..."



Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:43 | 1932167 Nobody special
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Think critically about this.  It does make sense.  Nations do not want their 30 year treasuries, so if they agree to buy lots of short term debt, the US will buy a little of their long term back.  It's a means of leveraging the fear of long term debt devaluation.  Hardly a positive situation.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:49 | 1932201 Darth..Putter
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Wait, wait....I thought that this is what they've been doing for four years.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:49 | 1932634 max2205
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Twist and scream... I mean Shout. Ben is like a retard with a Bazzoka

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:23 | 1932804 SHEEPFUKKER

You mean, oral and anal sodomy at the same time? Brilliant. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 20:39 | 1933254 Tijuana Donkey Show
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anal sodomy? Isn't that redundant phrasing? Like military waste, or congressional pork? I think that sodomy, military, and congress imply the second word.

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 00:08 | 1933838 GMadScientist
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Anal pork waste. AKA Santorum.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:30 | 1932094 TruthInSunshine
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Bernank broke the markets.

Pretty soon, we'll learn of an art or livestock auction that The Bernank attended while on vacation, in an attempt to have some R&R, whereby The Bernank outbid himself on every item sold, only to be arrested at auction end after failing to have enough fiatski to pay the tab, as he forget he didn't have access to his Staples Easy Printing Button.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:36 | 1932128 LawsofPhysics
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Exactly.  To think that the cost of real goods and serices isn't going to explode upwards as commodities go higher is simply insane.  Margins matter in the real world, unless of course you have direct access to the Fed's printing press and the taxpayer's wallet.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:42 | 1932139 GeneMarchbanks
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'Bernank broke the markets.'

Nah-uh. That, my friend, is crazy talk. Even if it were true, I'm sure we'll see Sack and Mindich here to fix real soon.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:43 | 1932166 NotApplicable
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He wasn't even born then.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:29 | 1932299 Vincent Vega
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Ponzi n. - A fraudulent investment scheme in which funds paid in by later investors are used to pay artifically high returns to the original investors, thus attracting more funds. 



Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:22 | 1932038 undercover brother
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spread the wealth, keep those primary dealers happy.  well done

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:45 | 1932043 hedgeless_horseman
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I doubt that this will be the first time Bernanke is Lucky Pierre, both giving and receiving at the same time.



Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:22 | 1932045 RobotTrader
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I'm calling this the "ServPro" market.

"Like it Never Happened"

So many U-turns, reversals, etc.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932067 GOSPLAN HERO
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Your mother is looking for you.

She has a paddle in her hand.


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:33 | 1932088 LawsofPhysics
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If that's robo in the picture, I am looking for her, with several devices in hand.  Seriously though robo, what is today's advice from captain hindsight?  Lighten up people.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:17 | 1932392 Spastica Rex
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It's not real.

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 00:09 | 1933843 GMadScientist
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You're like those birds that brain themselves flying into plate glass windows.


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:29 | 1932097 sabra1
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and a canoe in the other!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:01 | 1932285 GrinandBearit
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Nah, she knows exactly where he is... he's in his mommies basement.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:50 | 1932643 Robot Trader's ...
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Mom knows he hides in the attic with his computer.

My brother craves the troll attention.

Just ignore him....

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:29 | 1932090 UGrev
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You make me look smart when talking about the markets.. and that's not saying much for you :)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:35 | 1932047 firstdivision
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What a perfect way to prevent the market jubilee from crashing into reality.  Could you imagine what would have happened with the fed sucking $8B out of banks coffers today (and that is without leverage).

Time to short this shit show of a market.  I cannot wait til it figures out that Europe is still insolvent, there's $100T new outstanding derivative contracts than last year, and that the China bubble has begun deflating.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:24 | 1932057 fuu
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We call him cumulonimbus because he makes it rain.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:24 | 1932060 GolfHatesMe
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Hopefully RBS buys them all. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:24 | 1932063 GeneMarchbanks
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The most deranged monetary policy... so far.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932069 Everybodys All ...
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At some point wouldn't it just be easier to just 'lose' the Treasuries. The joke is pretty much known to all is it not?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:36 | 1932127 IBelieveInMagic
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Who is to say it is not happening already? Debt to fund consumption and entitlement payments can never be paid back -- all this 3 card Monti shuffling is just to fool the rest of the world that is supplying real stuff in exchange for paper and electronic bits. Fed is the portal thru which non-performing paper go to heaven! 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932072 semperfi
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So does this mean that they are buying what they are selling?  ;P

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:38 | 1932145 El Viejo
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Ha! Maybe they are putting our money where their mouth is.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932074 Hansel
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Dude is churning his portfolio.  Economists suck at trading.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:11 | 1932747 whatsinaname
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can I givve Hansel the green arrow a thousand times ?


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:27 | 1932077 LawsofPhysics
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All fine and good until real demand has to be met and the suppliers ask for more and more paper (asking for anything else apparently gets you the attention of NATO's "freedom" force).

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:28 | 1932086 HD
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I hope the perma bulls enjoyed this today - Fed isn't just out of bullets - it threw away the gun.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:30 | 1932100 LawsofPhysics
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Yep, but for no it is irrelevant as they have complete control over the "1's" and "0's" that the add and subtract.  Just wait until the system becomes self aware, then shit gets real.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:34 | 1932113 sabra1
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when the bulls accounts are busting at the seams, that's when the fed pulls a MF Global!

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 00:11 | 1933848 GMadScientist
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They loaded the bullets and then threw the gun.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:29 | 1932095 Joe Sixpack
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Trading long term debt for short term. No confidence in the future.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:31 | 1932105 sabra1
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i'm gonna wait for gold to drop, so i could sell it back to myself for a better price!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:43 | 1932169 s2man
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OMG, you could make a fortune doing that!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:49 | 1932202 adr
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I'm going to buy a car and claim that in 60 years it will be worth $10 million and sell it today for $10 million and then use that money to buy 100 more cars that I say will be worth $10 million each alowing me to become a billionare overnight. Isn't that exactly the kind of math the FED ad the banks are using right now?

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 00:13 | 1933853 GMadScientist
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I'm gonna short PMs...and then become a successful alchemist.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:34 | 1932112 MFL8240
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Markets are not made on printed money, they are made on Growth and REAL profits (not accounting gimmicks).  This is all just trading and trading on the news of the day. I would stay out. 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:36 | 1932129 firstdivision
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I know one guy that would disagree with you.  (hint: his initals are BB)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:37 | 1932136 Sandy15
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going to sell out of positions and pull ALL money out of accounts.  Went to the bank yesterday, they would only allow me to withdrawl $1000 per day........BUT I bet if I take $10,000 to deposit they wouldn't turn me away saying I can only deposit $1000 per day........  it has started with them controlling our money supply to us.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:40 | 1932149 LawsofPhysics
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What bank?

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