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First Yahoo, Now Hewlett Packard: Board Said To Weigh Apotheker Ouster, Shares Soar

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Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:29 | 1692522 TruthInSunshine
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Short list of new HP CEOs:



  • Jonathan Schwartz
  • Chuck Conway
  • George Shaheen
  • Tommy Sopwith
  • Angelo Mozilo
  • John Rigas
  • William Seawell
  • Raymond W. McDaniel, Jr
  • Eckhard Pfeiffer
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:36 | 1692576 sushi
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You omitted Carly Fiorina.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:37 | 1692579 DormRoom
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Carol Bartz ftw.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:38 | 1692586 homersimpson
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You mind as well throw Bill Parcells in there. At least he knows how to turnaround bad teams..

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:41 | 1692597 TruthInSunshine
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How about Bob Uecker?

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:52 | 1692648 Larry Darrell
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Miami Dolphins fans would disagree with you.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:04 | 1692702 Nation of Imbeciles
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So would the Cowboys

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:52 | 1692644 covert
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atlas will shrig until the age of envy collapses under it's own weight



Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:07 | 1692712 optimator
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Only Reed Hastings is qualified for the job, he's got the touch.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:26 | 1692531 doomandbloom
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or will he use the iResign app?

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:13 | 1692741 optimator
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He's got his tech folks trying to figure out whats wrong with his printer so he can keep a resignation letter for his file.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:26 | 1692536 rtalcott
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I vote for Bill & Dave

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:28 | 1692542 rajc
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I think firing CEO in most cases is a correct steps. i mean how the F can you fuck up a product line

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:29 | 1692544 Seasmoke
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i dont think Apple "dumped" their CEO

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:33 | 1692561 X.inf.capt
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not to mention thier golden parachutes...

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:30 | 1692552 oogs66
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if hpq just kept naming and firing ceo's over and over, their stock would be up 100%

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:37 | 1692580 Joe Davola
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Yeah, that whole being able to charge a premium because your product is better engineered than the competition thing is so overrated.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:34 | 1692570 TheMerryPrankster
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The skies are bright with reflections from horizon to horizon as the skies are filled with golden parachutes and ceos dangling with pockets brimming with cash.

Just another day in paradise.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:35 | 1692573 King_of_simpletons
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Do stocks need a reason to soar these days ?

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:38 | 1692581 SheepDog-One
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'The shares 'soared' from 22 to almost 24'? Wow, Im completely underwhelmed.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:48 | 1692960 CvlDobd
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Almost back to 2009 lows!

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:39 | 1692588 SloMoe
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Apotheker's an idiot, but let's not forget who gutted one of America's great companies--Fiorina & Hurd.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:39 | 1692589 BrocilyBeef
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let me be the first to say, "Yahoo."

Ahh, the go-go 90s.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:39 | 1692592 fuzed
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just another golden parachute to fund,  makes everyone happy.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:40 | 1692593 fuzed
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sorry , didnt think i punched save twice, but tubez says otherwise.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:41 | 1692596 Tator
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Where they really got hammered is with the employees not getting first shot at the Touchpad at the $99 and $149 price point. They offered it to the public before the employees knew anything about it and ran out of stock. I know a few HP folks and they said every employee in the company was furious they did not get a chance to buy them before the public.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:42 | 1692606 SheepDog-One
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OMFG if I didnt get first dibs on a Touchpad for $149, I'd definitely pull a Milton Waddams and burn the fucker down!

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:42 | 1692610 drivenZ
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Not to worry, they'll be giving them away as parting gifts when they commence layoffs.  

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:02 | 1692691 robertocarlos
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I bought one from HP the day before they closed orders on August 22nd. I heard that those orders were only possible because fo an employee error of not shutting down 32 GB orders. I heard the employees got some of the left-overs from the last manufacturing run to satisfy the manufacturers and those customers who ordered after the product was sold out. In short it was a cluster fook. You can still buy one from the idiots, (market savy), on ebay. 

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:40 | 1692598 monopoly
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Tyler, I am with you 98% of the time but "Steve Jobs being dumped" is just plain wrong. The man, no matter how you feel about him personally, turned a company around and made it one of the most profitable and successful companies on the planet. And the fact that he is most probably dying from his cancer and other medical problems and has stepped down on his own, is far from being "a CEO that was dumped". My guess is he has less than 3 months to live.


Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:12 | 1692738 DCFusor
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You're giving away your ignorance.  Steve WAS dumped.  The company didn't turn around until after he came back.


1985.  Might have been before you were born? 

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:40 | 1692912 monopoly
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We are not talking about 1985 but last month DC as I interpret the post.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:42 | 1692607 Dr. Engali
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Can we fire the CEO of corporate America? Today please.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:45 | 1692619 SheepDog-One
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Spin off Obama, sounds good.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:57 | 1692670 Oh regional Indian
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The US IS a corporation.

The President IS the CEO. Bush Jr. was not kidding. He let out a lot of truths under his gee whiz, aw shucks exterior.

Truth about America

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:42 | 1692609 Agent P
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auf Wiedersehen, bitchez!

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:44 | 1692616 buzzsaw99
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They should opt for "no ceo" then use the millions they would have paid him/her to buy back stock.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:45 | 1692617 Prescient_Point
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Acquiring Palm, then releasing touchpad with a lousy HW and then to shelf the entire platform and WebOS was a loooussssy decision. He needs to be fired.... Nothing less will do. It is not scapegoating it is firing for sheer incompetence and poor judgement...

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:51 | 1692640 Agent P
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To be fair, HP acquired Palm before the acquired Apotheker.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:59 | 1692679 No One
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True, but it was Apotheker who said that WebOS was going to be on the phone, tablet, PC, etc. etc.. and then in a matter of months killed it. It is also under Apotheker's direction that they killed their PC business. You don't announce you are evaluating strategic alternatives that may take 12 - 18 months to finalize. Who is going HP PC's now for their Windows 7 deployments? I think IBM basically announced that they sold their PC business to Lenovo (after a few days of rumors).

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:24 | 1692803 Agent P
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No argument there.  And for the record, I'll be glad to see him go.  I just hope he gets the boot before next Friday, so he gets the "less than a year" brand of shame.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:49 | 1692633 SheepDog-One
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Anyone considering anything beyond 'stock price' that Yahoo and HP simply just suck and are out-dated?

Whats next, a story about AOL CEO being oustereded?

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:54 | 1692651 robertocarlos
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Thanks for the discounted Touchpad Leo.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:59 | 1692678 highwaytoserfdom
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Carly Fiorina  and Aglient spun the brains out of HP. Whittman ruined ebay, screwed up Playschool, puched stride rite..  Screw wall street and bring in engineer...   that knows how to source technology and get the pencil out of the a$$ on development.    These clowns are unreal. 

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:59 | 1692683 Precious
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The market cannot forever blame HP Management.  There is something wrong with the culture at HP.  The people who work at HP are spoiled brats who have been selling printer cartridges for far too long.  HP is a victim of politically correct bigness, where there are women in simpleton positions like marketing and management, accounting, HR and legal, where they are quite able to simply destroy value as they freeload on the true innovators.  This is endemic at American companies.  Just like America had to prove to itself it wasn't racist, by electing Obama, many corporations have to prove to themselves they are not bigots, by promoting women unjustifiably.  Well, this the the outcome.  It's not a referendum on all women.  There are a few standouts who pull their weight.  It is also not a call to return to the good old days.  Men have had their far share of cronyism and non-productivity.  It's simply to say that social engineering, in any environment, be it corporate, education or goverment, simply doesn't work. HP would be fine if a lot of useless people there were fired.  As it is now, the company should be renamed HR.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:03 | 1692693 Moe Howard
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Of course you are correct, but they will hate on you for saying so.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:01 | 1692688 Moe Howard
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I would have purchased one of those $100 touchpads but I have no use for one. You can't eat em and they don't have any Au or Ag in them.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:04 | 1692697 robertocarlos
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I'm gonna install Windows 8 on mine. Or it can sit there displaying my family photos.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:05 | 1692703 adr
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News of firing the CEO just crams a whole lot of headlines in the news feed so the stock jumps. Just like when 100 law firms say they are going to investigate a corporation, the stock soars. Then after the algos have pumped the stock the insiders can dump their shares.

HP is a lost corporation, everyone should get out now. They aren't very good at printers anymore, they aren't very good at computers, and somehow they will be good at software?

Maybe Google should buy them so they can add another hardware arm along with Moto and they get a printer business as well for all that cloud printing. I'd rather have a Googlepoly than an Applepoly any day. At least Google doesn't seem interested in gouging consumers and is actually trying to lower the cost of computing. There is that privacy thing with your information, but who are we kidding there is no such thing as privacy anymore. At least let me pay less to have my privacy invaded.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:08 | 1692717 monopoly
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Interest rates not far from WWll rates. The absurdity of it all.

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