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Flowcharting Europe's Sovereign And Bank Debt Problems

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Keeping track of all the various verticals of instability in Europe, which is now forced to improvise on a day to day basis with a leaking dam wall of increasingly insurmountable problems, and is torn between plugging holes in the EFSF/ESM mechanism, Bank recapitalization, generating an overarching fiscal union and, last but not least, getting the ECB involved, has become virtually impossible. Which is why we are happy to present the latest updated UBS flowchart summarizing Europe's sovereign and bank problems. Because there are many. We hope this makes it clearer.

 

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Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:24 | 2003198 mayhem_korner
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We hope this makes it clearer.

 

Look's like Rex Ryan's play book for his (losing) effort against the G-men on Sat.  :D

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:26 | 2003332 bank guy in Brussels
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Speaking of losing ... here's a 'just missed by that much'.

Have been curious about what was the 2 millionth (!) comment posted on ZeroHedge the other day.

Spotted the 1,999,999th one, but didn't see the 2 millionth one.

Was it wisdom, was it a troll, was it junk, was it gold?

Should be a prize from Tyler for that milestone. A ZH mug or hat, at least!

Here is the next-to-2-millionth one:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-unpaid-spies-financial-system#c...

« Urban Roman Tue, 12/20/2011 - 22:59 | 1999999

What are Greek bonds up to again? 80% or something? »

That is what Urban Roman said, a few seconds away from the 2 million mark ... if he had just waited a moment longer ...

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:10 | 2003410 Oh regional Indian
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I wonder if I get to be 2,003,333 an equally interesting NUMBer.

If only you had waited a moment longer too B G in B!

Now now, can I pack some wizdum in here.

"It's all one", till it ain't!

;-)

ori

/the-plan/

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 01:23 | 2003521 Manthong
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Keynesian socialist economists formulating policy.

http://i41.tinypic.com/nv2z43.jpg

 

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 03:23 | 2003610 hooligan2009
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you missed out the santa hat...merry xmas!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:48 | 2003466 Urban Roman
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Yay. Rah. Ooh ahh ahh.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 01:42 | 2003540 economics1996
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See my lonely life unfold I see it everyday see my lonely mind explode when I've gone insane
I wanna get outta here I wanna get outta here I I've gotta I've gotta get outta here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVxr63WaRrs

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:25 | 2003201 fonzanoon
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My wife shows me that same chart anytime she argues with me. She just banks on me not really loking at it which just happened again.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:33 | 2003204 JPM Hater001
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Here is the Readers Digest version: Peter stole to pay Paul.  Paul took that money to pay Joseph off for a bad bet on the camel races.

There.  Simple.

I'm just covering the the fact that I really dont understand it all.  It's a defense mechanism...sorry.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:51 | 2003248 infinity8
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And the guy that Peter stole from? - nobody gives a shit about him.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:33 | 2003218 Goldilocks
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Clear as a 'bell'.   :-(   /  ;-)
        The 'devil' is in the details.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:48 | 2003242 Schmuck Raker
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Thank you ZH, this helps immensely.

For those of you still having trouble -

all of the EuroZone's problems boil down to three (3) key elements:

  1. They have NO money
  2. They have NO plan
  3. Their charts suck
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:56 | 2003268 mayhem_korner
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LOL!

I was thinking it's like the classic version of the Game of Life where someone gets a $200K bill, has $10K, and pulls out a Share the Wealth card to split it with the other players who have a sum total of $50K.  Ginormous staring contest.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:17 | 2003296 Kitler
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Excellent analysis Schmuck, but just one minor correction:

 

3. They have NO hope

4. Their charts suck

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:16 | 2003869 ucsbcanuck
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Brings to mind a quote from a Serb friend of mine:

"In America, they have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In Serbia we have no jobs, no cash and no hope." 

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:56 | 2003267 prains
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Shit flows downhill/chartology 101

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:24 | 2003325 rocker
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At some point there is No More Hill.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:02 | 2003272 nostromo17
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clearly confusing as hell....in brief --> "What?" 

and those 1000 blns again...oy, probably doesn't matter as mostly taking place in an imaginary future time based on unrealistic assumptions so what's to worry?

--is there a TIME LORD available to straighten it out? one can only be astounded at the incisive efficacy of the EuroRuleOcrats abilities to solve unsolveable problems. I am truly humbled. 

perhaps if they renamed it the "iEuro" everything would work out.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:08 | 2003283 Kitler
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Thousand billions must have polled as a lower number than trillions in focus groups. Either that or trillions is not yet a word in the EuroLexicon.

Personally I think million-millions is the way to go. To most people it sounds like only 2 million. Trillions sound interstellar and either causes eyes to glaze over with incomprehension or alternatively, abject horror.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:10 | 2003288 UP Forester
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They only need a thousand-million-million to solve this?

No problem.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:32 | 2003319 Kitler
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No no no... A thousand million million is being reserved to quantify the world ending Quadrillion dollar derivatives market and leave most people thinking it's only 2,001,000.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:13 | 2003297 nostromo17
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I blame the Brits myself...its a tacit admission that they cannot comprehend any number over 1,000. Do like your take on it.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:06 | 2003280 bpom
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A high level summary with everything graphically organized with all problems presented clearly except for details regarding Greece, Belgium, Hungary, Austria, Portugal, the United Kingdom, and Ireland.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:06 | 2003281 ISEEIT
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Looks to me like representatives for Marx and Keynes having a powerpoint presentation at the end of which they morph into Krugman?

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:18 | 2003311 fonzanoon
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I would like to throw a qe3 reference just to agitate you but I read that and it left me speechles too.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:45 | 2003363 Teamtc321
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What would they do if they actually had to run or build a viable small business?  Living the dream on fairy dust!!

I agree, speechless. 

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:07 | 2003380 nostromo17
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Fed sprinkles happy dust on the economy

this is how economics works...an economist takes credit for what likely would have happened anyway without any action whatsoever.

Eventually an economy turns around and the numb nuts who did the QE last takes credit for that turn around

--they don't take credit for any the bad consequences of their actions though if on occassion their is a consequence more than accidental

that follows from economists 'policies.'

Merrily economists and Bernankes get well paid obscuring the fact they are utterly useless

except to their political bosses as an important disinformation tool --quite unconsciously so--

because after all they have PhDs in ignorance, lies and self delusion.

The most wonderful part of that speechless rendering article is

“When the Fed sprinkles happy dust on the economy, we always respond,” said Allen Sinai, co-founder and chief global economist and strategist at Decision Economics in New York. “The happy dust has been out there a long, long time, and I think it finally may be settling in some places.”

'Happy dust' yah, I want that guy making economic decisions for me. Breaking - Fed Renames 'Chairman' rank 'HEAD HAPPY DUST FAERY'

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:15 | 2003414 hairball48
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Allen Sinai is so full of shit. These people have no clue.

I also love listening to Bloomberg News for entertainment ..certainly not enlightenment The talkin tits like Kathleen Hayes, et al... just can't seem to figure anything out. They actually believe the Fed and the ECB's money printing is going to save the day!

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:20 | 2003313 williambanzai7
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That looks remarkably similar to AIG's strategic plan.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:32 | 2003344 oogs66
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Buy back shares at 50. Buy back shares at 40. At 30 scream that it is cheap but have no money left. At 20 scream bloody murder. At 10 say world dies if you do. Restrike your options and give yourself multi year guarantees paid up front.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:40 | 2003354 nostromo17
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hilarious!

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:46 | 2003361 Caviar Emptor
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Like the Fed and US .gov, the ECB and EU refuse to pay the cost of a burst mega bubble. They think they're being smart having "learned the lesson" of the Great Depression. They didn't learn a thing. The price being paid in preventing creative destruction with bankruptcies, defaults, reorganizations and haircuts is  living in a zombie economy where failed business models succeed choking out competition, new ideas and new entrants. The next price to be paid is Biflation as reflation is the only option to save the paper economy (shadow banking, derivatives and bad debt) which serves to undercut the real economy which is deflating. The third price to pay is in pushing the limit of autocratic central control of the economy very close to the line. But increasingly it will be required as incomes and prices mismatch, capital flees, and social unrest proliferates. 

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:53 | 2003372 walküre
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Oh.. ZH ... ze German NZZ is watching! Goebbels was just informed in mid sleep. You have no idea who you are dealing with!

Ze Noose mussst bi gut, ja! Javooooool!

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:20 | 2003879 ucsbcanuck
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+1000 - Ja, must keep ze sheeple happy.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 23:56 | 2003384 ACP
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You forgot the part where Obama suspends habeas corpus and Eric Holder begins opening "re-education" camps.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:06 | 2003403 hairball48
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That chart makes my hair hurt.

It's all bullshit anyway. The printing presses are rolling on as I'm buying more gold and "stuff" :)

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 00:23 | 2003427 nostromo17
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beware of charts the arrows point in all directions...

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 01:53 | 2003553 holdbuysell
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Nobody sneeze.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 02:33 | 2003587 pineyard
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Thanks for the Attempt .. Ill have to scrutinize it ....

BUT ..GENTLEMEN ...  1 THING BAFFLES ME , and that is : HOW can it be that INTELLIGENT people totally abstract from FACTS when it comes to geopolitical assesments ( where they themselves somehow are counterparty ) . In an evaluation of personal Budgets the main Yard-stick is  : Do I spend MORE than I make . It is  fairly easy ... and most of us do know where we stand. It isnt so much more difficult with an evaluation of National Budgets . The question is : does a Nation  earn more than it spends ? Its as simple as that . If so ..or if not so .. and the consequences of either outcome  can be OBSCURED by a long row of financial Smoke-screens ....BUT ..  in the end .. thats the way to judge a Nation...or an area.. in this globally interconnected world .. because that will be the difference on the question : is there MONEY  ..or is there NOTHING .

Now ..if we look at the EURO Area .. this entity has had positive Trading Balance and Currency Balance in a cumulative sense in the time of its existence . It even ..in spite of postulated "Capital Flight to Safety" still has a positive Current ( and Trading ) Account Balance  as we speak ( so this "Flight " cant be THAT disasterous ! ) The LOGICAL CONCLUSION of above  FACTS can only be ONE : THE MONEY IS THERE .. even if this capital may be distributed unevenly . This POSITIVE CASH FLOW has been achieved in spite of step rises of its currency  the Euro ,  during the last 10 years .

Let us then look at The USA and the UK . Exactely the opposite of  the European Area regarding REAL WEALTH CREATION ,,, is a FACT , Both nations have for as long as I have been able to read ( long time ) allowed thermselves to run HUGE TRADING and CURRENT ACCOUNT IMBALANCES . The missing funds were financed by LOANS from the external world. Even more ominous ..in spite of substantial devaluations of respective currencies .. these nations have NOT succeeded in becoming COMPETITIVE on Global Markets .

And what is stated above ... are FACTS !

Now ... clever boys ... WHO .. is in a better position ?

And isnt it a bit IRONIC .. that these EXTERNALLY GROSSLY INDEBTED COUNTRIES have lounged a major .. ill hidden ATTACK on the area which .. basically has been quite successfull .. bringing to market all sorts of "ADVICE "  ... welll it isnt in fact Ironic..it is AN INSULT !

 

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 04:22 | 2003624 nostromo17
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THe U.S. is in a better position. You bought our crap and then made some more of your own. Smart.

Dream on United States of Europe Dream on...

-by the way what's a "Currency Balance"?

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 02:46 | 2003593 pineyard
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In this context i would like to make available a LINK to EXPLAIN the situation .

http://www.comw.org/pda/fulltext/9709brzezinski.html

It is an Article in "Foreign Affairs " by Leonid Brezhinsky published in 1997 . which for me was an EYE opener ..in regards to the REAL INTENTIONS of the USA . The Policies described in this Article have been the mainstay of US Foreign Policy since that time. One cannot read a much more CYNICAL and MACHIAVELLIAN essay !

And I was astonished .. that it was published ... at all .

You can find the explanation for preeceeding  and current US Political and Economical Actions ....in this Article in combination with the FAILINGS of the Anglosaxon Area to achieve economical self dependence ..by their own labour and efforts .

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 05:11 | 2003636 css1971
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I'm sorry. Did someone just attempt to draw a flow chart using a spreadsheet?

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 07:03 | 2003675 Dark Trader
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Yes. Don't hate, appreciate.

Using logic to sort on an illogical series of actions may not be the best mental tool either.

Thu, 12/22/2011 - 09:34 | 2003787 heatbarrier
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Adding the ECB operations would round the picture, IMO.  Going deeper into the hole.

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