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In under one hour, the New Hampshire GOP Primary polls close. The New Hampshire primary is the second contest in the state-by-state battle for the Republican presidential nomination to face Democratic President Barack Obama on Nov. 6. Romney narrowly won the first contest, the Iowa caucuses, on Jan. 3. According to Reuters, and pretty much all of the mainstream media, Mitt Romney is in charge, and Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman appeared to be in a battle for second place in New Hampshire, the small New England state known for its independent streak and outsized role in presidential campaigns. As for Mitt, "A multimillionaire who says his experience as head of private-equity firm Bain Capital would help him spur America's economy as president, Romney might face a bigger challenge in the next primary in South Carolina on Jan. 21, where the economy is weaker and conservatives make up a larger slice of the electorate." Because apparently people in New Hampshire are big fans of 25% IRRs predicated by 5x Debt/EBITDA LBOs. Or something. Follow the primary via the CNN live webcast below, through the WSJ live blog, or via Politico. Fox News is tracking New Hampshire exit polls here. Finally, the live tally of final results can be tracked using the interactive Google map below.


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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:16 | 2052362 Josephus
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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:17 | 2052369 Deo vindice
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Either it's RP for the US or it may be RIP for them.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:19 | 2052375's picture

The "Live Free or Die" state. Polls show a plurality of New Hampshire Republican voters will select "Die."

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:23 | 2052386 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Heh.  They do.  They select DIEBOLD

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:30 | 2052415 whstlblwr
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Reporter on Current TV just implied that Obama supporters are coming in and voting to move the vote. "Expect surprise."

Guess that means the Obama team worked to get their support to vote for Huntsman.

Ron Paul is the only candidate who can defeat Obama.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:34 | 2052433 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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GOP Obama supporters...riiight

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2052444 whstlblwr
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Open primary. Can come in undeclared and vote however you want. Think you don't have to be registered, not sure.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:56 | 2052506 Oleander
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A Hope and Change Kool-Aid drinking relative put on FB he voted for the Vermin Wizard who wants to pass out ponies to everyone.

He is really an Obamanaut but wanted to exersice his right to vote.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:09 | 2052553 JPM Hater001
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Who the fuck is Romer?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:39 | 2052671 YBNguy
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Buddy Romer ;)

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:58 | 2052986 SilverIsKing
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Anyone noticing how Ron Paul's numbers continue to climb?  He will probably do no worse than second in any primary.  Is Romney a shoe in to win them all?  If not, then second place in every state could be good enough for a win.  24% for Paul now = 30% next week.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:14 | 2053056 whstlblwr
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It's going to be harder in SC where they care more about unemployment than liberty. I still think that RP needs to paint a picture for people what idea of End the Fed means for the country and for their individual pocket book. Make it clearer in easy examples.

His garbled style of speaking is still a problem to reach voters. It would be better if he acknowledged that he had a challenge with speaking before his speech like the radio statin interview in Iowa and then he becomes endearing and we hear his message easier instead of almost painful to watch.

We want him to win.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:27 | 2053091 TruthInSunshine
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I'm late to this party, but it's pretty obvious that there's a direct and inverse correlation between Americans' rising interest in, and disdain of, The Non-Federal Reserveless Non-Bank & The Ponzi run by The Bernank, and Ron Paul's vote tally.

A vote for Ron Paul, just like the purchase of a gold round, is a pox on The Bernank & The Fractional Reserve Banking Racketeering Outfit.

I never thought I'd ever see this many people awakening to the basic, undeniable truths Ron Paul consistently speaks about, with many of them centered around the core disease creating our very adverse economic (and social, to a large degree) symptoms, which are now picking up much velocity in an ominous direction, but awakening they are.


*It's also quite satisfying to see the Lame Ass Main Stream Media 'Reporters' & Pundits squirming uncomfortably, revealing themselves so transparently as the bought & paid for whores that they are, while parading as 'journalists,' now that they no longer have the luxury of pretending Ron Paul doesn't exist.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:17 | 2053494 wanklord
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Congressman Ron Paul perfectly matches the definition of what a bullshitter is all about, as masterfully explained by Harry Frankfurt(*) in his magnum opus “On Bullshit”

For the bullshitter it is in itself neither a reason in favor nor a reason against. Both in lying and in telling the truth people are guided by their beliefs concerning the way things are. These guide them as they endeavor either to describe the world correctly or to describe it deceitfully. For this reason, telling lies does not tend to unfit a person for telling the truth in the same way that bullshitting tends to. Through excessive indulgence in the latter activity, which involves making assertions without paying attention to anything except what it suits one to say, a person’s normal habit of attending to the ways things are may become attenuated or lost. Someone who lies and someone who tells the truth are playing on opposite sides, so to speak, in the same game. Each responds to the facts as he understands them, although the response of the one is guided by the authority of the truth, while the response of the other defies that authority and refuses to meet its demands. The bullshitter ignores these demands altogether. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

*Harry G. Frankfurt (born May 29, 1929) – American philosopher. He is professor emeritus of philosophy at Princeton University
On Bullshit – ISBN: 9780691122946 – Princeton University Press.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:43 | 2053537 palmereldritch
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Has the I11uminati really sunk to this?


Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:58 | 2053555 Teamtc321
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Wank off is a bot troll.   

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:21 | 2053506 blunderdog
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Was visiting Philly recently and saw a beat-cop delivering a righteous rundown of what the Fed is to two other cops on a golfcart and a SEPTA workman.  That was encouraging.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:39 | 2053133 palmereldritch
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It's going to be harder in SC where they care more about unemployment than liberty. I still think that RP needs to paint a picture for people what idea of End the Fed means for the country and for their individual pocket book. Make it clearer in easy examples.

Good point. He has to start expressing his empowerment philosophy as a function of the individual markets he enters. It is accessible and vital to a multiplicity of scenarios.  The key is articulating the message that will resonate with and ultimately address the local issues.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:45 | 2053188 Mr. Mandelbrot
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See my post below.  Hancock County is screwed up.  Ron Paul at less than .5%?!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:52 | 2053214 palmereldritch
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Great catch.  Send a link to Infowars, and Dailypaul as a heads up.  That could be a potentially important media voter fraud story going into SC

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:36 | 2053138 SilverFish
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People in SC will not go for RP in any numbers over 15%


1. They like them some Jesus (not the all loving Jesus.... but the Jesus that wants to kill fags and Muslims and tell everyone else what their morality should be)

2. They like them some WAR

3. They want someone that will promise them some JERBS!!!

4. They  dont want freedom, man.


RP wont do that well here.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:58 | 2052987 pupton
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The guy Rick Perry finished behind.... Heh....

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:49 | 2052491 sicadischit
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First Post, Long time troller,

Believe it or not its true! My family and I supported Obummer with money and votes and plan to do the same for RP. Registered as a repug for the first time in my life to make it happen. Truth is I dislike rupugs(neocons) mostly not moderates. However I know the only chance this country has is to return to our roots that made this country great! I just pray the party gives him a chance as I will not vote for any of the other choices. RP has my vote even if he isnt running I will not vote for the lesser of two evils as the rest including Obummer are too evil for me!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:59 | 2052522 blindman
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if you give a politician your money you are either
insane, criminal, or criminally insane. imo
the term campaign finance reform should come to mind,
that and public financing of political campaigns.
no one individual or group can out spend the fed and all
that feeds off it.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:35 | 2052887 disabledvet
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what is your opinion on voting for them?

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 19:51 | 2056626 blindman
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i have voted for 30 plus years mostly for
the guy who lost. the few times i voted
for the guy or gal who won i soon regretted
the vote. apparently i am a glutton for
punishment and will vote again and no doubt
will be disappointed in the fullness of time.
i just had to use that phrase.
the thing is the politicians are under no obligation
to their own platforms designed to gain access to said
elected official post. they have to face the electorate,
yes, when the term is up but the damage is already done.
there is impeachment but ... so what, unlikely, especially
when they are doing god's work as they see it.
duplicity thy name is politics and when it is not
good people get hurt. what can i say? we're
not in Kansas anymore. i guess local politics is
more real than national but less impressive to the
wider audience and some of the same dynamics are in play.
the federal level is a unique bird with limitless opportunity
for fortune stealing and unbridled corruption, deceit and
mayhem. as a result every vote is cast from the pall of
infinite darkness and ignorance. soon i will stop breathing.
the national federal system in these united states has been
abducted and tortured and its heart is being kept on life support
somewhere in a cave in Missouri. political donations are not going
to fix it, imo. keep your money for food. you can't eat the
compromises or backroom deals that your candidate will make to
keep his career.
so here i agree with those that say the only issue of political
significance is campaign finance reform. i'm done with hope
for change or hope and change in the political arena. the population
entirely demands reform or nothing political in the rhetorical
sphere means anything at all, as it is the criminals write the
laws. imo

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:01 | 2053007 pupton
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Hey man, how do you think we will ever beat the establishmentnguys if we can't give their challengers our money. How do you think Ron Paul got this far???

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 20:00 | 2056648 blindman
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you can give all the money you want. i'm saying
the entire process of raising money by politicians
for campaigns is part of a larger scam that you cannot
win by hoping to get more people to play with their
food money. either we get the private money out of
politics or "the people" will lose every time as they
are distant from the money creation mechanism where
the banks are at the heart of it and will out spend
and support politicians every single time, no exceptions.
this is not where my money will go. perhaps you have
enough for this ? your call obviously.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:32 | 2053373 LongBalls
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Dude. If your going to give up on something with such importance then please start with your own breathing. Othewise drop the defeatist attitude and join the fight.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 20:04 | 2056667 blindman
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not defeatist just fight my fight the
way i want to fight, where i want to fight
and how and who i want to fight. i won't
pay someone to fight my fight. they fight with
fiat notes, i don't. i don't like it.
stop breathing soon i will.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:16 | 2052577 JPM Hater001
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"My family and I supported Obummer with money and votes and plan to do the same for RP."

Apparently flavor of the day is popular in your house.

Had you admitted you made a mistake I would have respected your support slightly more but much like Romney...(sorry switching to caps) IT WASNT THAT FUCKING HARD TO KNOW WHAT OBAMA STOOD FOR AND IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO SEE WHAT ROMNEY STANDS FOR.

In WI Dems are all pissed at Scott Walker and they really dont like it when you remind them... Unions fucked him for years and he ran on this.  Gotta respect a guy who stands by his word.

Seriously, it just breaks my heart to hear his "Im Pro-Choice" and now "Im Pro-Life".  Really?  Why don't you tell me about that epiphany you lying bastard.  Why dont you tell me again how you were surrounded by Massachusets Liberals and "what did we expect?"

So what happens when you go to DC and are surrounded by lobbiests you bitch whore from slutville.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:57 | 2052726 Demologos
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Where is this Slutsville?  I'll have to pay a visit sometime!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:39 | 2052907 weinerdog43
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Where is this Slutsville?

Tell JPM's mom hello.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:51 | 2053217 JPM Hater001
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That shit isn't funny. My mom is old and a lesbian. My libertarian roots go deep. Do what makes you feel good as long as it doesn't impede on my rights to do the same.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:08 | 2052764 Lore
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My thinking exactly. I once attended a 911 Truth gathering only to find the discussion dominated by "Who's going to volunteer for the Obama Campaign." There was no point staying, so I left.

Lest we forget: MOST PEOPLE ARE WRONG ABOUT MOST THINGS MOST OF THE TIME (in the context of world affairs). RP has no chance because he is the Contrarian choice in a Mainstream political sphere. We should take heart that he is doing as well as he is. It means people in general are becoming more sensitized to destructive forces behind the scenes, and that is very encouraging!

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 13:12 | 2054926 sicadischit
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Ok I think I made that clear supporting Obummer was a huge mistake! And I opologise to the great people of this country. There you happy now? Seriously while I made a mistake. I'll bet you voted for the cowriter of the latest NDAA bill to strip Americans of our constitutional rights. Some choice we both had wasn't it? Not sure why I did not see what Obummer truly represented. I screwed up, but lets run through my choices at the time it hit the west coast. Mcain,Hillary,Obummer At this point I feel they all suck! BTW you are a jerk in case no one has told you recently! : )

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:59 | 2052737 Demologos
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Wow, first time in the ring and you get sucker-punched.  Cool!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:36 | 2053144 JPM Hater001
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Yeah. You were the unfair target of my Romney frustration.... I'm sorry. But going from Obama to Paul is like going from liking rod too...well, liking muff.

Pretty big change. Unless you didn't really think for yourself back then...which is understandable.welcome to the awake and please...never lose sight of freedom again...or I will hunt you down and make you eat... get it.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:17 | 2053314 Ben Dover
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I understand how it happened to him because it happened to me. I hated Bush and all he did (be it the wars, the Patriot Act or the Tarp) and I saw Obama as the anti-Bush. In short, my vote was not for Obama but against the status quo - and I thought getting a quick shot of Hopium Euphoria was what we all needed. I didn't look at reality and instead imbibed the media generated tripe

Yeah, in retrospect, I was a dumbass. Maybe that's his story and maybe that's the story for a lot of us.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 14:28 | 2055173 sicadischit
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Pretty shitty Opology : )      ( Just kidding with ya!) excepted and thanks for kind of retracting it. Going from Independent to Constitutionalist is not as big a jump as you might think. Yes we are awake there are many Obummer supporters who clearly understand how they were burned, screwed what ever the F you want to call it. One good thing from it though is it woke up many independents. As we were steered to vote for Obummer. I now see them steering the masses to vote for ANYONE but RP. (Their, They, the controllers) prefer Romney but its been laughable as they keep bringing out new candidates from which they will allow you to choose! You know they have to HEDGE their bets. Keep in mind by the time, we on the west coast get to vote it a primary or election christ its already over! Sucks really we only get to vote for who the East coast chooses for us. BTW Sorry about the jerk comment retracted and shredded I understand why you are frustrated all of us are. My ideal government vision. Tax supported free education,free BASIC healthcare. National government that provides for the defence( not pre-emptive). No lobyists(illegal bribes) IMHO, term limits and finally, follow the constitution no exceptions. Every thing else is decided on a state by state level. If you care to debate the benefits or drawbacks of my views I'm up for that. My beliefs are not built in stone and change with the flow of info coming in. I personally see a person who sticks with their decisions even when they become obviously wrong as a weakness not a strength. Just as my vote and support for the bought and paid for current occupant in the whitehouse was an obvious mistake one I am trying to rectify! Hell think I'll just jump over and give RP another fifty. Not a lot but when I am supporting 3 families(only one who has not been laid off yet) a little at a time is all I can afford. Not to mention stacking PM, food and replacing the guns etc. I sold years ago. Yes I think it will get that bad if we do not do something about it. Hence my return to freedom, liberty and being a constitionalist, do I agree 100% no I don't. I do however think it is what must be done to avert disaster


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:07 | 2052777 ElTerco
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...or more appropriately, "DIEBOLD elects Romney!"


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:41 | 2052914 palmereldritch
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Yeah, Live Free or Diebold appears to be the meme

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 07:31 | 2053799 Benjamin Glutton
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turnout in counties won by RP at less than 5% relative to population.


turnout in counties won by Romney average between 10 and 25%.



Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:58 | 2052517 tarsubil
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If Paul gets about 25% and second place, I don't know how you can possibly not feel supremely hopeful. Paul was given a mission when Nixon closed the gold window 40 years ago. This kind of traction means the light is finally shining in.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:44 | 2053179 Mr. Mandelbrot
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What the hell is up with Hancock county in the Southwest?!  Huntsman at 43.9%, Romney at 40.7%, Gingrich at 8.1% and Santorum at 6.8%, which only leaves 0.5% for Ron Paul and all the others?!!!  Something is seriously wrong here and needs to be looked in to . . .

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:24 | 2053510 SheepRevolution
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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:32 | 2052412 Jay Gould Esq.
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Candy Crowley.

Makes Rosa Klebb look like Aphrodite.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2052456 Josh Randall
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One man's Candy Crowley is another man's...Buella Ballbreaker

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:51 | 2052497 Jay Gould Esq.
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By God, if that movie still doesn't make me laugh after thirty years.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:41 | 2052911 disabledvet
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I like Candy "Smokey Voiced" Crowley. She needs a late night call in show...a chance for those poor lost souls to...emote. "CNN...Late Night. With Smokey Voiced Crowley. Call in...check out. It's all good." Here's a little music for her intro:

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:25 | 2052606 Yes We Can. But...
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I'd take Frau Blucher over either of those babes.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:39 | 2052667 westboundnup
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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:08 | 2052674 CaptainObvious
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I read this and immediately thought "Neeeeeeeeigh" like the horse from the movie.  And then an image of our First Mare popped into my head.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:14 | 2052567 johnu78
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It'll be RIP, we've passed the point of no return!



Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:21 | 2052377 HedgeAccordingly
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While drinking OJ - 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:29 | 2052413 westboundnup
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Peace. Gold. Liberty.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:38 | 2052665 JPM Hater001
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I do not trust the Manchester voting totals.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:38 | 2052450 Taint Boil
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Once again Ron Paul shows he is above the rest. This guy is a class act and defends one of his opponents - hard to believe in this day and age.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:44 | 2052474 myTPisUSD
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In Soviet Russia, votes count you

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:53 | 2052502 blindman
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" in the usa you have rights and no freedom,
in russia you have freedom but no rights. "
‘US has all the rights but no freedom, Russia has freedom but no rights’

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:09 | 2052551 EternalVigilance
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The reason people have a hard time warming up to Ron Paul is because he is the 

only politican on the national stage with a clear conscience.  He speaks from his

heart based on what is right and wrong and what makes sense.  When he speaks he is not concerned

with who he offends but is only interested in applying his principles and ideals to the issues at hand.

He doesn't have to worry about what he said to what group at what rally.  Speaking from your heart is much easier than trying to keep up with the lies.  Some of his ideas may sound kooky but he is the only candidate who has been honest about the current conditions of the country.  When he sees injustice and bigotry he tells people about it.  Mitt Romney should not be elected because his election would result in the continuation of war and economic suicide not because he was slandered about a remark he made.  

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:45 | 2052692 tarsubil
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Compare his story to the others. He wanted to be a doctor but Nixon's closing the gold window was the last straw. Romney was groomed from a young age like a prince. That is why Ron Paul isn't the best public speaker compared to Romney. Still, Paul came in a strong second. He's gaining ground every day and not giving any. The young choose him over Romney by large margins.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:17 | 2052819 SilverIsKing
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RP will only gain ground. Once people discover him they are with him forever.  His numbers will only go up.  Regardless of whether he gets the Repub nomination or not, he has 10-11 months to build his constituency and he can win as an independent.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:52 | 2052712 I Got Worms
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When I think of Dr. Paul, I am always reminded of that old Mark Twain saying, "When you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."  GO RON!!!

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 01:42 | 2053536 snowbaall
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Ron Paul finishes 2nd.  Definitely respectable.

Talk about a nice pair.

But stuff will get harder.

South Carolina and Florida are next.

Hope someone will write the old man a nice fat check.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:56 | 2052510 I think I need ...
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it just aaint going to happen guys and gals,,,,,its romney vs obama,,,,,,to the 200 million tv sets going in america right now your a nut if you support paul

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:21 | 2052672 Conrad Murray
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Shhh, let's all enjoy fantasy land for a bit. Ron "Take the Campaign Money and Run...Again" Paul surely wouldn't bow out, would he? After Romney wins two in a row, one of the bible thumpers will win SC, and since RP isn't even trying in FLA, it will be game over for him on loss #4.

Barack O'Romney 2012, and not a single thing you slaves can or will do about it.

EDIT: Not a single one of you silent junkers will nut up and put your money where your red arrow is -

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:31 | 2052870 Cabreado
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"Shhh, let's all enjoy fantasy land for a bit."

With due respect...

it's not a game anymore.

Stop playing the game.

Why are intelligent people still playing games?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:57 | 2052732 mick_richfield
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I've just decided that I can no longer tolerate a world in which a large fraction of commenters on a smart website don't fucking know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Release the virus.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:31 | 2052872 akak
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Hey Mick,

Don't know if you caught my offer to have lunch at Zingerman's deli in A2 sometime in March or April if you are still around there then, but it still stands if you are interested.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:58 | 2052988 mick_richfield
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But then you would find out that I'm actually just a brain in a jar, and there would be ... unpleasantness.


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:16 | 2053067 akak
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Well, as long as you are not a pickled brain in a jar, then I would not be tempted to slice you up and eat you as spears along with my sandwich.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:39 | 2052905 thatthingcanfly
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...or "its" and "it's," or "they're," "there," and "their," or who think "irregardless" is a word.

Please pass the Anthrax.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:03 | 2053018 TwelfthVulture
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to, too, and two.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:55 | 2053235 Liquid Courage
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It's too bad, but I have to hand it to you. You're right and your point is well taken. It's clear they're not "all there" and their education was insufficient in its content of Grammar and Spelling.

Next on tap: sight, site and cite.

Captain Hornblower to Gunnery Officer: Site a gun on that hill, then sight it on that ship in the harbour and if you can sink her, I promise I will cite you in my log.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 04:56 | 2053699 msamour
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There are many people here from different countries that have not learned all the rules of the English language. I'm French Canadian for example. I was raised in French, and did not learn English until much later in life. That would most likely explain why many make mistakes. Intolerance just gets the intolerant ignored most of the time...

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:47 | 2052929 palmereldritch
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Mmmmm...winged monkey pox

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:14 | 2052801 Cabreado
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"it just aaint going to happen guys and gals"


When it happens, I wish for you an extended period of embarrassment, and somewhere along the way, some soul-searching.

If it doesn't happen, I wish for you an extended period of embarrassment, and somewhere along the way, some soul-searching.


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:08 | 2052546 Banksters
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Mitt MILK TOAST Romney's top 3 contributors

Goldman Sachs
Credit Suisse
Morgan Stanley

Yeah, Milk Toast Romney, is going to prosecute the above to the fullest extent of the law.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:38 | 2052663 Bicycle Repairman
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Milk Toast?  That's good.  I prefer "Mutt Mitt" in honor of the dog that Romney strapped to the top of his car when he drove 12 hours to Canada for vacation.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:45 | 2052924 disabledvet
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you'd be surprised. Utica NY where i live is home to one of the most corrupt Presidents in American History. He ended turning on..."his people"...and founded the first Civil Service. And look how well that Civil Service is helping us now!

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:06 | 2053274 Zero_Sum
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10% of the election results were in and Faux News had already pivotted to Mitt Romney's "historic victory in New Hampshire!" 

The decision has been made for you. Now drink your f-ing Kool-aide and put your "Romney/____ 2012" bumper stickers on like loyal drones. Real choice is dangerous.

Submit, BitcheZ.


Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:07 | 2053275 Zero_Sum
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Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:07 | 2053276 Zero_Sum
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WTF... Triple-post?


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:17 | 2052367 Irelevant
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It is not who he votes that counts, but the ones that count the votes - Stalin

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:26 | 2052397's picture

I never realized that Stalin had such a hard time with pronouns.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:55 | 2052718 I Got Worms
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Goddamn, that made me chuckle.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:44 | 2052470 whstlblwr
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People who post this quote always amaze me. Hello people, it's Stalin. Of course he didn't want his people to vote. Voters matter, but they need to make sure the ones who count the ballots don't cheat. It's that simple.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:50 | 2052493 djsmps
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Stalin also said, "Death solves all problems."

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:15 | 2052574's picture

That must be true. Last time I saw Stalin he looked very relaxed.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:34 | 2052642 buckethead
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Depending on the timeline, I suppose.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:06 | 2052769 mick_richfield
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Stalin also said: "Nikita Sergeyevich, tell them I'll be a little late for the meeting.  I have a headache."


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:50 | 2052949 palmereldritch
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Behind every great central banker is a great statistician.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:20 | 2052374 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Is Candy Crowley related to Alistair?  She sorta looks like him  :/

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:02 | 2053013 palmereldritch
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:22 | 2052384 Tunga
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All your Diebold are belong to us!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:26 | 2052392 Tunga
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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:09 | 2052781 mick_richfield
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Live free or Diebold .

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:25 | 2052396 sheeple2012
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GOP Contender's homes:

Says alot about RP compared to the DC/Wall St. whores he's running against:

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:27 | 2052404 whoisjohngalt11
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yea CNN is a good unbiased place to see the action ....

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:28 | 2052409's picture

That's what makes it fun.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:32 | 2052411 razorthin
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Time for the independent run, good Dr.  Neo-cons won't have you.  And because of that, you should do it just to fukk up manikin man's run.  After all, the name of the puppet doesn't matter.  Everyone but you will continue to extract from the middle class.  Each would just pour the blood in a different vessel.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:42 | 2052465's picture

Forty-eight states to go and it's time for Ron to drop out? Are you insane?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:26 | 2052583 Aristophanes
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It would be great if, but ultimately is not vital, that Ron Paul wins:

It is a victory in itself if we have woken up a few million to the idea that there is the possibility of a candidate who is not part of the corrupt regime.  That alone is a massive achievement and reason for hope!

Everyone here who is discontent, (most of whom support Dr. Paul), should do all he can to convince others to support him.  Even if we lose the election, we are growing and my yet save the country.

Let's shoot one over the bow of the establishment and let them know that we are DISSATISFIED, we are DETERMINED and we are LEGION!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:37 | 2052661 buckethead
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In the world of high treason, winning debates is futile.

Live Free Or Die.

Ron Paul or bust.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:16 | 2053072 Seer
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If you're not in the CLUB (Dem or Rep) you don't get on THEIR stage, period!  It's a corporate affair, the debates are sponsored by these two parties.  Fucking Soviets had nothing on the US!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:29 | 2052414 Randall Cabot
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If you look real close at the CNN set you can see a button just to the left of Wolf Blitzer's hand that is clearly marked "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES".

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:29 | 2052620 Yes We Can. But...
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Yeah, the old auto-feed-loser.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:29 | 2052417 booboo
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Stay the course Ron, if 1/3 will vote for "anybody but Obama" and 1/3 have had enough of the horseshit and once and for all, will dig their heels in and not vote for anyone BUT Ron Paul I guess the logical choice would be to nominate Paul. See, how hard that was to figure out. Noooo, instead we are suppose to believe that he cannot win, bullshit. The math says he can.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:44 | 2052476's picture

So far Ron Paul has outperformed Pawlenty, Bachmann, Gingrich, Perry and Huntsman. And yet I have never heard anyone refer to any of those candidates as being "unelectable." I wonder why.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:54 | 2052717 akak
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Fucking great point Crockett!

AND, Ron Paul has actually been elected to public office MORE TIMES than any of those other neocon warmongering slimeballs!  But that is too inconvenient for the corporate-controlled media to EVER point out.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:00 | 2052742's picture

And we can now officially add Santorum to the list of candidates falling behind Ron Paul. Ron's goning to speak now!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:28 | 2052862 tarsubil
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Mitt was endless cliched soundbites and bullshit. Ron didn't waste the opportunity in arguing his case and educating. That was just fucking awesome. And CNN couldn't do anything but air Ron Paul's whole speech.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:54 | 2052967's picture

Ron Paul is the only real human in the race. The rest have acquired an automated manner over the years. Mitt is likely so far gone that he doesn't realize that being on all sides of all issues is a flaw rather than a virtue.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:19 | 2053089 fuu
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8% of NH in 2008 with no delegates. Looks like the good Doctor is exceeding expectations.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:21 | 2053094 Libertarian777
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3rd in Iowa
2nd in New Hampshire...
1st in SC?

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:05 | 2053272's picture

Not yet. First in Nevada, though and onward from there. He will be the anti-Romney candidate. And California will go for Paul. That's a biggie.

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:46 | 2053389 akak
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3rd in Iowa
2nd in New Hampshire...
1st in SC?

That is FAR too much to expect from the South Carolina primary.  Bible-thumping, warmongering neocon-brainwashed sheep down there are  thick as flies --- Ron will be VERY lucky to come in second again there, and frankly I don't even hold out that much hope for him, barring some radical and unexpected "surge" in his campaign (but surges are ONLY for the pro-Establishment minor candidates, naturally).

Wed, 01/11/2012 - 07:55 | 2053825 Lednbrass
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Unfortunately this probably wont happen.  He could do alot better if he hammered the points that sell very well here- rollback of the central government, reduction in spending, and states rights.  If he focused on those things he would at least have another strong showing.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:30 | 2052418 booboo
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Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:30 | 2052419 TheObsoleteMan
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The establishment media have been painting Romney as the enevitable party nominee that can't be denied.  He is their boy, and he WILL be the nominee. I support RP with my heart and wallet, however I know better. Our voting and electrorical system has been compromised long ago. Romney will be the republican nominee, Dr.Paul will run as an independant, and take away votes from Romney, enough to throw the election to Obama for a second term. I have been following political elections for over forty years, and I have seen this before, over and over. Wash, rinse, repeat. The 'mercun sheeple are going to have to lose EVERYTHING {their material goods and their liberty} before it dawns on them they have been had. They deserve everything they are going to get. Just too bad some of us who know better will have to be along for the ride.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:32 | 2052425 whstlblwr
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Except the smart campaigns know how to make sure the elections are less rigged. Overthrows happen.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:36 | 2052438 Long-John-Silver
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Romney would become McCain II.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:46 | 2052483's picture

But I'm not done disrespecting Original Recipe McCain yet.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:59 | 2052738 akak
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Every time I look at that fucking warmongering albino chipmunk with his cheeks stuffed with lobbyists' money and waving his little T-Rex arms around while demanding the bombing of the "evildoers" de jour, my blood positively boils.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:14 | 2052798 mick_richfield
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Well, yeah.  How else could we get Obama the Artificial Man elected?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:19 | 2052822's picture

But tell us how you really feel, akak.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:35 | 2052885 akak
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I had to self-censor my original thoughts above --- you know, "for the children!".

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:47 | 2052936 thatthingcanfly
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I know at least one Annapolis grad and former Navy pilot who feels the same way about McCain. When one reads the testimony of former Hanoi Hilton inmates (especially the late Ted Guy), it's difficult to conceive of a more despicable lying traitor fuck than Bomb-Tehran-John. And Arizona keeps sending him back to Congress. Ugh.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:00 | 2052999 TwelfthVulture
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I've heard that before he crashed and was captured, he crashed something like 4 other jets.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:39 | 2052904 BeansBulletsBandaids
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best description of him I've ever heard.


Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:15 | 2052466 Money 4 Nothing
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Here is a quiz...

(Q) What does Romney, Goldman Sachs and Koch bros all have in common?

(A) One Candidate. Nuff said.

Romney / Christie 2012.

Then, Romney will lose to Obama and that GS horse in the race only acted as a jam car to the feild of Republican "wanna bee's".

Politics 101 my friends, do you really think you ever voted in a president post Glass Stegal? Wake the F up America. I wish Paul could win, but I know you don't vote Presidents in, you may have a voice at the state level, but there are too many secrets, power and money to be left in the hands of the ignorant American voters. TPTB are or have installed a Dictator that broke the law 3 times last week alone by making recess appointments without being in recess subsequentially routing Congress.

Diebold takes over from there. The crule joke here is their keeping Paul within striking distance to appease Americans to thinking they still have a chance to correct things. It's a diversion. 

Need I remind you of NDAA? "Battlefeild" bitchezz. Their not working for your best interest, haven't been for a while. The Bill of Rights was shreaded on 12-30-11 thus suspending the Constitution. Warm up to the realization that we have officially lost our Country, the sooner the better.

 Even if this "Fantasy" comes to life, the Electorial Collage trumps all this shit anyway.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:20 | 2052586 Aristophanes
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Then throw in your vote for Paul.  It is not a waste tocast your vote for what you believe in.  It is a waste to cast your vote for a worthless compromise.  Even if they cheat and win they will still fear us.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:44 | 2052644 Money 4 Nothing
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I work on his Presidential Campaign here in N.J. I have been quite candid of my political views at the Campaign Headquarters up North as mentioned above but I don't want to give up hope, that's the only thing that get's me out of bed in the morning. Reality sux, Hope is dangerous..

We are going for broke by backing Ron Paul although inside intell fact gathering say's otherwise, Romney is receiving PAC feeder funds amounting to 1 Mill a day towards his Campaign and there are no Corperate donation ceilings anymore.

There is nothing for me to fear anymore besides the welfare of my legacy I am leaving behind, there is no place to run, either be subject to US domestic policy, or be subject to US foreign policy. End Game.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:47 | 2052694 whstlblwr
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Money matters to a point. Look at Rick Perry for example.

This is a campaign for President, not a religion. We work hard to make sure people know about Ron Paul and his importance for the country, we work hard to make sure the election is fair, prevent them from cheating. We run for office and get elected so he'll have back up support in House and Senate. Sorry, it's about work, not hope.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:21 | 2052727 Money 4 Nothing
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Sorry, but I disagree, it's about Power and Policy. Take it from an insider please. I'm doing the best I can and hoping for the best because I love our Country.

Money helps too especially when it's comming from RNC Billionares with Socialistic tendancies. On the Hill, there is no difference between Democrat or Republicans, on the street there is, just look at their voting record lock step with WH policy besides Ron Paul the Constitutionalist. here is a good example > 

Now tell me WTF?

Perry used to be a Democrat BTW.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:17 | 2053075 whstlblwr
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Sorry, then explain why Rick Perry who has millions to spend now, isn't winning the election? You don't know shit.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 23:26 | 2053109 Money 4 Nothing
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Simple, Perry isn't the chosen one. Romney is. You have to learn how this works son. "They" TPTB are purchacing a President and Obama has the largest re-election war chest only second to Romney. Go research it.

And yes, I do know my shit, the future will prove I'm right. Until then, I keep up the good fight. I have hope, not faith.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:48 | 2052939 disabledvet
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Yeah well apparently not only Ron Paul but "his supporters are dangerous" as well! 'Tis better to be feared in politics than loved! keep up the good work "fearsome warrior"!

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:31 | 2052871 tarsubil
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The only way the establishment can continue is if the people remain asleep. If they wake up tomorrow and realize the truth about the Fed and printed money, it is over. No vote necessary.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:33 | 2052429 Anonymous X
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How anyone can vote for Romney is beyond must really not have a brain.


I must say, I am quite disappointed with the overall intelligence of our country :(

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:35 | 2052435 whstlblwr
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Educate. I used to think Ron Paul was nutty weirdo, and now completely support him. If I can change anyone can change.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 20:37 | 2052449 Anonymous X
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We really have been brainwashed...It's quite disturbing, but i'll stay hopeful that others will follow suit.


Time to buy more gold :P

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 21:30 | 2052621 tekhneek
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S'ok. I was in Texas over the holidays and saw several Perry signs.

Talk about not having a brain, forgetting what the hell you're talking about and... and... what was... the... third thing... we were talking about...

Fuck it. It could be worse. Kardashian for President 2024 is really going to piss me off though.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:01 | 2052746 Teamtc321
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Yes, but in the first debate, Rick Perry on stage thanked Ron Paul live for teaching him about the way's of the Fed. I have to give him credit for that, he was brave enough to do it live which show's character imho.  

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:11 | 2052788 Randall Cabot
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But what moron runs for POTUS and doesn't know the ways of the Fed?

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:16 | 2052814 Teamtc321
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I'm sure it was a way to bring the Fed to the stage, as we all know the comentator's will never do so. 

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:57 | 2052981 TwelfthVulture
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These are not the POTUS you're looking for.  Move along.

Tue, 01/10/2012 - 22:21 | 2052826 mick_richfield
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Kardashian for President 2024

Ohh, I was hoping for Jenna Bush in '24!

Then we could have her sister Barb as Attorney General!

Damn, can you imagine the parties?  The Secret Service guys would all have nervous breakdowns.

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