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Former Goldman, JP Morgan Banker Warns Hedge Funds To Accept Coercive Greek Exchange Or Else

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In the neverending saga that is the Greek exchange offer we have a new and very important player: the head of the Greek debt management agency, Petros Christodoulou, who is now actively threatening any Greek hold out hedge funds against doing what is in their LPs' best interests (suing Greece and the EU and holding out for par recoveries - as discussed here), by using not only the now trite and idiotic Mutual Assured Destruction clause which only those stuck in 2008 believe is remotely credible, but by advising hedge funds (which are actively forming ad hoc hold out committees as we speak, just as we predicted 6 weeks ago) that "there is just no money for holdouts...We are prepared for legal challenges but the risk here is that people are trying to be too smart." Oh, so now if one does what is in their interest, and dare hold out against collectivist fascist interests, they are "trying to be smart." We wonder if Mr. Christodoulou learned such brute force negotiating tactics at one of his former employers: JP Morgan or Goldman That's right - as we wrote over two years ago, the man who is now negotiating for Greece's and Europe's life (because a failed PSI will not only trigger CDS, more importantly it will result in an out of control default of Greece and likely its exist from the Euro and the Eurozone - two things that Germany would be delighted to see) is a former employee of the two companies that just so happens are the co-chairmen of the US Treasury Borriwng Advisory Committee, or as we have also called it before, "The Supercommittee That Really Runs America." Is the pattern finally emerging?

From the NYT:

Mr. Christodoulou declined to comment on whether the clause would be activated but he did underline that the consequences of a failed deal are dire not just for Greece but for bondholders too.

 

The alternative, he said, “is too dire to contemplate.” He added that if this deal failed, the next offer bond holders would get would be far inferior, lacking the incentives that the current offer has.

 

Mr. Christodoulou said that it was too early to get a sense of what the participation rate would be but that he said he was confident that at the end of the day enough investors would agree to the deal to reach the target.

 

“We are targetting near universal participation,” he said. “We have spent a lot of time on this — now we are ready to implement it.

Also as said here countless times before, the hedge funds certainly have the upper hand in the standoff with Greece, if only they successfully collectivize and form a hold out stake. Guess what: that's precisely what they are doing, using Bingham McCutchen (if any readers have a Greek bond stashed somewhere, whether it is  Greek or UK-law, and wish to prevent this travesty from happening, reach out to Bingham and join the hold out group).

Nevertheless numerous hedge funds have been accumulating a range of Greek bonds that are governed by foreign law in the hopes of of making a legal challenge. These securities range from bonds issued by Greece’s near bankrupt railway firm to so-called pharma bonds — bonds issued by the Greek government and paid to cash-starved Greek pharmaceutical companies in place of cash

 

Law firms like Bingham McCutchen have been soliciting hedge funds, asking that they form a consortium to challenge Greece by accumulating enough of these types of bonds so that they might be able to block the deal and perhaps receive near full payment from the Greek government.

 

The rationale being that Greece would rather pay off these investors as opposed to having to fight them in court.

Needless to say, the TBAC crony is not happy at the prospect of an out of control default collapse of the system unless the hedge fund hold outs aren't bribed to comply.

Mr. Christodoulou sees little chance of this happening.

 

“We feel we need to honor the long term investors who will participate in the deal,” he said. “It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.”

Uh sorry Pet, it's not about what seems fair to your crony accomplices. It's what makes the most money. And the best strategy right now is for hedge funds to build up pair trades (buy CDS and bonds) going into the PSI and just say no, knowing very well that they have all the power in the world if more than 25% of hedge funds announce they refuse to participate in the coercive PSI.

Just as we have been saying for months.

And incidentally, here is a modest suggestion for Germany: if you want to hate someone, hate Goldman Sachs. After all, Goldman is the firm that spawned not only Mario Draghi who as we wrote yesterday is now the most hated man in Germany, but also this Greek pawn whose only job now is to do everything in his power to keep Greece part of the Union - something that well over 60% of Germans do not want. And as a reminder, it was also Goldman who allowed Greece to reach to its catastrophic debt load in the first place by coming up with clever ways to disguise its debt. Yup: if there is anyone who can play not both, but all three side of the game (including be the referee) it's Goldman.

 

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Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:37 | 2218518 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Or else.....or eslse.....or else you will be subjected to Plan B!  And you don't even want to know what that is!!

Also, Greece has been downgraded by most (all?) credit ratings to the lowest rating on the scale, so why have the CDSes not been triggered?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:47 | 2218581 LongSoupLine
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Can you say, "Overleveraged TBTF revolving door circle-jerk"?

I knew you could.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:57 | 2218606 Cdad
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Not to worry, Tyler.  Rhetoric being a very powerful thing, in the end the value of CDS [or not] will speak much louder than words.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:07 | 2218634 gmrpeabody
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An offer they can't refuse..., sounds like good business sense to me.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:14 | 2218652 anti Oligarchy
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You guys just don't get it....  It will be an offer they can refuse, but even if they refuse, in the end they will claim they got 75% approval.  It will get tied up for years in court while the ECB funds them with German labor.

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:49 | 2218712 The Limerick King
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To those who think Greece is OK

The end could be here any day

You bought into lies

And now for your prize

Your wealth will be taken away

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:57 | 2218726 Yen Cross
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Wealth? Do they have fractional ownership in the " Parthenon?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:15 | 2218759 The Limerick King
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I'm thinking of it from a global market perspective...not that there's any real wealth involved from that perspective either....

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:43 | 2218816 Yen Cross
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 Isn't the so called " Global banking system" funding Greece.  BiS ECB Fed IMF ect... ( Tier2 BoJ BoC PboC BoI ). I'm not picking fights here, and I mostly agree with you.  I guess that junk was deserved?

 

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:18 | 2218998 comrade pravda
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Fuck off, vampire squid.

I am tired of parasitic assholes who think they own the Universe.  They could not survive a day without the laboring of humanity.

Workers of the world, it is time to strike.  We have nothing to lose but our chains.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 10:59 | 2219546 bigkahuna
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pooga pooga, or death...

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 21:34 | 2220653 zhandax
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There may be some wealth involved here....can the troika plunder Greece's gold stash immediately, or do they have to wait for a successful PSI?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:21 | 2218638 Manthong
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If some hedge fund dude could step up as the leader of the hold outs and go all Leonidas on the Goldman PSI Persians, he could cement a place for himself in history.

                        The only thing that is legitimate and righteous is for the terms and consequences of bonds and CDS agreements to be upheld. Consequences for default and failure are required for the system to be considered legitimate. Anything else is evil.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:37 | 2218693 Translational Lift
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he could cement a place for himself in history.

The only thing he will cement for himself is a pair of cement shoes.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:56 | 2218724 Mactheknife
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Old doulou can go fuck himself.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:18 | 2219308 Tyranny is Love
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Then he would be like most heros.Very few hero's get to ride off into the sunset like a Western movie hero. Lay-down the Robber Barons then ride off into the sunset, leaving the towns folk to determine their own future in peace. Only happens in fiction. (Probably why Hollywood doesn't make Cowboy Films anymore). TPTB worried that fiction may inspire reality?

Real life hero's have flaws and defects they also don't get to ride off into the sunset. Instead they get a bullet in the head on a sunny day in Dallas if they mess with the elite's right ...

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 17:13 | 2219617 Manthong
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Yeah.. It didn't work out too well for Leonidas either, but without heroes or a righteous stance, the only alternative for the kids is a blue pill or a hole in the ground.

The heroes will come out eventually.. it's only a matter of time and how much subjugation, pain and evil happens first.

 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:45 | 2219777 cdskiller
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Better idea: let's take all the ECB criminals, along with Geithner and the Bernank, as WELL as the hedge fund criminals holding onto sovereign debt credit default swaps, after making a killing on housing CDS, and now looking to buy ANOTHER house in the Hamptons or maybe one of the Greek islands- let's take all of them and line them up against a wall for target practice. 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 20:56 | 2220605 Marco
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I disagree, in the absence of regulation forbidding CDS's, CDS buyers getting anally violated is the best alternative ... it would kill the market, which is a good thing.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:14 | 2218651 Tijuana Donkey Show
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More like taxpayer butakke... 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:34 | 2218688 Hugo Chavez
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Not that i know anything about porn, but it is bukakke isnt it?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:05 | 2218742 Calmyourself
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C'mon now Hugo seen vids of you rolling around in gold bullion fresh off the plane while tearing pages out of Wealth of Nations..

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:57 | 2218610 lineskis
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Because Goldman, JPM and friends are running the ISDA, which is the entity that has to trigger it. :)

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:59 | 2218616 Buck Johnson
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They are down to threatening financial institutions that don't voluntarily take massive cuts to their holdings.  This is getting worse and worse.  They are really scared of the counterparties to these bonds.  Because those aren't known and if a credit event is done it could ripple through the derivative market like a tsunami and we see trillions in CDS's needing paid out.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:27 | 2218782 Omen IV
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in the case of the general motors deal the lawyers and the bond holders were threatened the same way and they had a priority position they eventually relinquished

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:58 | 2218729 Unprepared
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You know it's a fucked up world when you would sympathize with Hedge Funds as the "lesser evil".

 

However, how credible is the threat by Greece to call an outright default (zero recovery) on hedge funds?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:05 | 2218976 FL_Conservative
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“We feel we need to honor the long term investors who will participate in the deal,” he said. “It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.”

Uhhhh.....you mean like the ECB and IMF????

Socialism is for for the people, not the Socialist.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:53 | 2219243 WonderDawg
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Exactly.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:22 | 2219626 Manthong
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"need to honor the long term investors who will participate in the deal"

OMG.. there are no words adequate to describe the enormity of the hypocrisy.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:48 | 2219238 CrashisOptimistic
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“It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.”

 

Odd thing to say.  Isn't it in the interest of the guys who get par?

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 14:28 | 2219874 The trend is yo...
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mafia style...gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:27 | 2218520 XRAYD
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Recall how McCain's economic advisor Phil Gramm said during the 2008 election campaign:

 

“You’ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession,” he said.We may have a recession; we haven’t had one yet.”

“We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” he said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline” despite a major export boom that is the primary reason that growth continues in the economy, he said.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/jul/09/mccain-adviser-addresses...

 

Now re. Europe:


The leaders have many reasons to engage in happy talk about the euro zone turning the corner: Mr Sarkozy is campaigning for re-election, so wants to take the credit for saving the euro; Mrs Merkel wants to get the world to stop asking for more money; Mr Monti wants to break the Franco-German duumvirate by building alliances with northern liberals on the issue of the single market; Ireland and Portugal want to distance themselves from Greece; and many want to avoid structural reforms that may be even harder than cutting budgets.

Above all, they all hope they can change perceptions. “This is a psychological crisis,” says one senior source, “It is a matter of confidence. The consumer has abdicated. When you keep hearing talk of Greek default and the end of the euro, you will save your money rather than spend it.”

http://www.economist.com/blogs/charlemagne/2012/03/european-summit

 

 

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:51 | 2218832 Mactheknife
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Lest we forget...it was Sen Phil Gramm who sponsored and introduced the bill to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act which gave us mortgage CDOs.  He also was responsible for keeping the derivatives mkt unregulated because his wife sat on the board of ENRON.  That is all you will ever need to know about that asshole.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 13:39 | 2219766 cdskiller
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Actually, several pieces of legislation related to Fannie and Freddie as well as the Commodities Futures Modernization Act of 2000 were more important in creating the environment that made the fraudulent CDO market explode. But, you are right. Gramm is a douchebag.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 21:07 | 2220620 Clowns on Acid
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Repeal of Glass Steagal was Rubin and Weill, with Bubba guaranteed $5M M in book sales after he left office.

Anything after that was just a detail...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:27 | 2218527 Yen Cross
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That reads like the "God Father", Part IV.  Bring Caan and Pacino out of retirement ASAP!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:45 | 2218576 JPM Hater001
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Hey Tyler, with a name like Petros Christodoulou is there any chance he's playing 4 sides?  Greece too?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:31 | 2218533 rsnoble
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Or else ill drink another beer!! Big threat there lmao.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:31 | 2218534 leathaface
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the picture of the vampire squid that banzai7 came up w/ comes to mind right now.   

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:32 | 2218538 valley chick
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Is there any place that the squid isn't?  Frightening...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:41 | 2218565 NotApplicable
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Pearly Gates?

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:23 | 2219313 Tyranny is Love
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The Squids Boss' Boss' Boss has been trying to take them since he was kicked out.

 

Never going to happen!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:34 | 2218543 Poor Grogman
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Europe on the edge of the abyss and this is the best they can come up with.

It's funny how socialism always ends with same song.

Folks the fat lady is taking the stage.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:39 | 2218560 valley chick
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and whom might that be?  Merkel?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:42 | 2218546 newengland
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Ah, yes. The old ways are the best ways for gangsta bankstas and their homeboys.

This story reminds me of JP Morgue allegedly telling Corzine: get the money or we'll blow your f'ing head off.

Reminds me of the U.S. Treasury Secretary allegedly telling BoA: take the money or else.

Note: ex-Goldman Sachs man Draghi quit as European chair of The Trilateral Commission after he was appointed the new dictator...err leader...of his native country to which he owes no loyalty at all. Check out the members list and aims of the Trilateral Commission, the founders of the New World Order of corporate fascists who believe a 'technocratic age' needs to be led by the globalist central bank cartel, and their appointed political pets, aided and abetted by an 'intelligentsia' in education, government/bureaucracy, and law...with no loyalties to any nation's 'traditions'.

The Trilateral Commission, founded by the Rothschilds and their lackey Rockefellers et al. The latest Greek Pet is just following orders...

PS The Trilateral Commission which also runs the Bilderberg Group has infiltrated the upper echelons of Europe, Britain, the U.S. and Japan - and that was always its goal. Phase I complete. Phase II is underway, with the connivance of central banksters in the rest of the world.

I would like to see the hedge funds kick some ass now.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:05 | 2218628 scatterbrains
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your words inspire me to continue to never buy another anything retail ever again.. and to pay as little tax as is humanly possible on anything else. I completely and totaly reject anything that trickles up to the corprofacist rulers.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:37 | 2218549 fonzannoon
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Where does Kyle Bass stand on this?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:14 | 2218650 Dealer
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When Kyle Bass speaks you bitchez better listen!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:40 | 2218805 Tsunami Wave
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He's probably rolling his eyes and thinking of sarcastic comments to say.  I'd like to know his position on Greek CDS though.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:52 | 2218550 Dr. Kananga
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“It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.”

Mr. Anyone is a neighbor of mine and he said he doesn't give a shit--go ahead.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:38 | 2218551 BennyBoy
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Go Go Go Goldman!!!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:38 | 2218553 the_rotor
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With apologies to Animal House.....

Christodoulou Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of PSI holdouts Delta House

Bingham McCutchen Greg Marmalard: But PSI Holdouts Delta's are already on probation. 

Christodoulou Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION! 

 


Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:38 | 2218554 AC_Doctor
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Everyone takes a haircut or we sue!  FOAD ECB!!!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:38 | 2218557 Caviar Emptor
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Rumor has it, the deal is Greek default in return for JPM turning the Parthenon into corporate offices and a bank. 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:55 | 2218604 leathaface
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how about when this whole fucker burns down, we take over the Colosseum, fill the stands with us peasants armed to the gills, and put the piece of shit bankers and cocksucking politicians in the middle....

i would give at least an oz of my stash to be there

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 14:54 | 2219928 The trend is yo...
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Here's a way to help pay for some their debts...Lets have all the bankers and politicians in the colluseum with starving lions.  We can put it on pay per view at $1000 per view.  Debt resolved

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:05 | 2218629 newengland
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Caviar Emptor,

The EU/euro is a construct of the Trilateral Commission which hides in plain sight. Decades ago, Britain's James Goldsmith and America's Barry Goldwater tried to raise the alarm, but their warnings were largely ignored, and today's EUSSR is the result.


"The Trilateral Commission is international and is intended to be the vehicle for multinational consolidation of the commercial and banking interests by seizing control of the political government of the United States. The Trilateral Commission represents a skillful, coordinated effort to seize control and consolidate the four centers of power – political, monetary, intellectual and ecclesiastical," said Barry Goldwater who echoed the concerns of James Goldsmith.


 

 

 

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:57 | 2218728 Bansters-in-my-...
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@ newengland.

I wish more people new of this Trilateral Commission you speak of.

They are evil fuckers....ALL of them.

The Council on Foriegn Relations(CFR) is a mix of many of the same SCUM that sit on the boards of directors,etc..

The CFR and the Trilateral Commission need EXPOSED to evryone for what thet are and who they represent.

Heads up...it's not me and you.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:39 | 2218559 the_rotor
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With apologies to Animal House.....

Christodoulou Dean Wormer's plotting to get rid of PSI holdouts Delta House

Bingham McCutchen Greg Marmalard: But PSI Holdouts Delta's are already on probation. 

Christodoulou Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION! 

 


Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:40 | 2218562 NotApplicable
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Don't look now bondholders, but he's got a gun under the table pointed right at your jimmies.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:41 | 2218564 fonzannoon
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Moody's just downgraded Greece to "stinky horseshit"

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:42 | 2218569 NotApplicable
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I'd call that an upgrade. Horse manure has value, ya know!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:19 | 2218664 gigeze787
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/15839285/

Moody's Downgrades Greece to Lowest Rating on Scale
Published: Friday, 2 Mar 2012 | 6:37 PM ET

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Always on Friday afternoon after 4pm ET...

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:34 | 2218953 sitenine
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Yes, and remember S&P just Monday:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/46547209

At this point, I have to ask, how long can the ISDA remain relevant?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:45 | 2218573 sitenine
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Bankers are losing their minds alltogether. The Morgan Stanley Bond Writing Chief, William Jennings, stabbed a cab driver over a $204 cab ride. http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-02/morgan-stanley-executive-jen...

Call them by their names: thugs, thieves, tyrants, etc.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:16 | 2218761 rufusbird
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Poor Taxi driver probably had no idea he was dealing with a Banker or he would have been more cautious.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:46 | 2218822 donsluck
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Very lucky he didn't fight back. He would have been in very deep shit.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:46 | 2218575 Benjamin Glutton
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an offer you can't refuse bitchez!!!!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:51 | 2218594 FeralSerf
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I can't help but wonder how much Goldman is betting with the hedge funds.  That would be their style -- play both sides of the table at the same time.

This whole thing also sounds like the (faux) Jooze getting the last laugh (and euro) at the Germans' expense.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:53 | 2218599 eddiebe
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If you don't know who the patsy is, it's you. Well never mind, it's you anyway.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:57 | 2218607 chump666
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hedge funds: the last bastion of the free markets.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:57 | 2218608 non_anon
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:59 | 2218615 aztec two step
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How do you relate the Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee to the Greek tragedy? There is no big conspiracy except in the minds of those who ratioanlize trading losses. Get a grip and figure out the next trade. At times those wo populate the comments section here are the financial market equivalent of the front row at a wrestling match. There is no big conspiracy even though the collective here has been postulating one for four years.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:21 | 2218668 newengland
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aztec,

The House always wins, but you can have a little of your money back sometimes, just for being good enough to play the game...and lose gracefully over time. You won't feel a thing. Keep making those bets, and let the House stack the cards against you. Enjoy the show. You're paying for it.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:59 | 2218618 Joebloinvestor
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All Greece has to do is announce it is cancelling all defense purchases and contracts.

The French and Germans will pay the holdouts.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:00 | 2218623 billsykes
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Why would someone have bought this CDS protection when they knew the counterparty cannot pay?

Is there so much cash just slushing around that some one is willing to buy greek bonds or CDS insurance?

Better odds in vegas, worst case you get your knees broke. or win. atleast the drinks are free.

what do you get if you buy CDS?

 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:46 | 2219679 DosZap
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what do you get if you buy CDS?

Non Payment............................

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:07 | 2218630 Coldfire
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Christodolou is a former employee of SquidMorgue. He has little in common with it now. /sarc

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:13 | 2218648 Pancho Villa
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Christodoulou: Greece is making you "an offer you can't refuse". Accept it or you may find a horse's head in your bed.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:15 | 2218655 itstippy
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“We feel we need to honor the long term investors who will participate in the deal,” he said. “It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.”

Yet the Central Banks would take no haircut on the bonds.  Just private investors who aren't European national banks and couldn't dump their bonds on the ECB for LTRO Euros at par.

What an ass.   

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:20 | 2218665 Yen Cross
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And the Subordination of PSI and other large overseas Investors. The ECB will keep rates on hold next week. Earnings are winding down, and we all know this quarter was front run hard.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:19 | 2218662 Conman
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The global ponzi is all in . Sure, why not use thuggish mafia coercion too? Next comes sanctioned hits on all dissidents.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:13 | 2218754 steelhead23
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not funny.  not funny at all.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:41 | 2218810 Conman
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Who was making a joke?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:18 | 2218663 Conrad Murray
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When is the next TBAC meeting? Sure seems like a group of individuals concerned taxpayers may wish to have a chat with...

CHAIRMAN

Matthew E. Zames
Managing Director
JP Morgan Chase
383 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10179

VICE CHAIRMAN

Ashok Varadhan
Managing Director
Goldman, Sachs & Co.
200 West Street
New York, NY 10282

Curtis Arledge
Vice Chairman, CEO, Asset Mgmt.
BNY Mellon
One Wall Street
New York, NY 10286

Richard A. Axilrod
Managing Director
Moore Capital Management, Inc.
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020

Ian G. Banwell
CEO & CIO
Round Table IMC
214 North Tryon Street
Charlotte, NC 28202

Jason Cummins
Managing Director
Brevan Howard
1776 I Street NW
Washington, DC 20006

Dana Emery
Co President & Direcotro of Fixed Income
Dodge & Cox
555 California Street
San Francisco, CA 94104

Walter J. Muller III
Chief Investment Officer
Bank of America
600 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, GA 30308

Ruth Porat
Executive VP, CFO
Morgan Stanley
1585 Broadway
New York, NY 10036

Stephen Rodosky
Managing Director
PIMCO
840 Newport Center Drive
Newport Beach, CA 92660

Stuart Spodek
Managing Director
BlackRock
55 East 52nd Street
New York, NY 10055

Richard Tang
Head of Fixed Income Sales, Americas
RBS
600 Washington Boulevard
Stamford, CT 06901

Stephen A. Walsh
Chief Investment Officer
Western Asset Mgmt. Co.
385 East Colorado Blvd.
Pasadena, CA 91101

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:26 | 2218673 Jefferson
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I don't think buying CDS on Greek debt at today's prices along with the cost of buying Greek debt is a winning strategy. But buying a blocking interest in Greek debt along with CDS on the sovereign debt of say Portugal, Italy and Spain would make sense.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:27 | 2218676 greenknightist
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all the ducks (formally known as piigs)   lined up in a row  ! 

which way will this go ? 

the future of the world hangs in the balance,,,,,,   I VOTE FOR FREEDOM !!!!!!!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:28 | 2218679 slewie the pi-rat
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  <-+--the banksters via > sovereigns

  <-+--the hedgies via > "courts"

who's gonna win? 

apparently hedge funds are no longer part of picture after this week!

i sure hope their "investors&partners" don't mind!

munchmunchmunch

apparently, this wealth will hafta be "transferred" to "save the 'economic' system"

but this will, of course, serve the "greater good" and "avert disaster"

where "disaster" = CDS payouts

and to think i was wondering, here, last week, why these 800 banks would take a buncha LTR0 3-yr EUR and then pay off this insurance with the "money"?

why tf would a bankster do that?

would the ISDA be forced to reconsider after a "blocking vote"? 

what will the "supercommittee" do?

stay tooned...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:36 | 2218691 Yen Cross
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The English Law CDS will be triggered, regardless. There is " NO" way London will tolerate that. GB derives 44% of it's GDP from financial transactions.

  Nice to read your posts Slewie. Have a good weekend.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:26 | 2218780 slewie the pi-rat
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hey, Y/C, you too!

it would seems so regarding London, but the CDS are not "triggered" by a failed PSI, are they?

the ISDA must vote

most of the charts i have seen were of the greek cac's

if london/GB has jusrisdiction over the bonds, they have an appeal process if the ISDA doesn't vote their "way" so, yes i would agree with you, there, but who knows what these "judges" will "tolerate" as long as CDS are "not triggered"?

but the greek-law bonds are ~~70%

i'm learning about this stuff, here

so i will just stay tooned

but i am starting to wonder if these "credit events" are gonna be judged by the ISDA to not be credit defaults because a "sovereign" is involved;  hey! maybe even in london, too...

shall i ring up the oldeBailey and see what rrr-rumpole thinks?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:46 | 2218824 Yen Cross
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The default will come on the English Law " notes", in a couple of weeks unless the Bailout pays par on approx. 3B in Bonds.

  This has moved beyond the money in the H.F. world. It's payback time.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:47 | 2218943 slewie the pi-rat
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again:  that would be at least a "credit event"

it would be a "default" only if the ISDA rules it a default or the ISDA's ruling is "overturned on appeal"

yes, they have rules, standards, scenarios of what a "credit default" is...

...applying them?  ...priceless!

not yet, but...soon...as soon as they VOTE to apply them, THEN the CDS will take effect

as far a precedent goes, the last time that the ISDA voted to trigger CDS on sovereign debt was:  _____________?

here are some clues to help:  Iceland Defaults Triggering More CDO Woes « naked capitalism

2008–2011 Icelandic financial crisis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

pretty tricky question, huh?  L0L!!!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:54 | 2218720 LawsofPhysics
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Always bet on the devil you know.  Same as it ever was.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:28 | 2218680 oogs66
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Maybe if they spent some time thinking about the consequences, they wouldn't be so dire.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:30 | 2218683 q99x2
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Many markets are losing credibility. Even as such the change of things seems to be like a modern action movie wherein the scenes move forward fast then to slow motion and finally back to even more action without ever reaching a solution.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:39 | 2218697 flyonmywall
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You don't save fiat money. Only sheeple do that. Get some white, yellow and black metal. They don't go down in value.

As for Petros Christodoulou, he knows better. He's just a lying sack of paid off crap. Do exactly the opposite of what TPTB say, because that's what they are doing.

Next show, the piranhas turn on each other. It should be fun to watch. Coming to you on the Ides of March.

 

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:48 | 2218710 Hugo Chavez
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I wont get my hopes up.

Surely they woyldnt have made the exchange offer without already knowing the outcome.

Surely he is just shoring up morale of the troops.

No government bodies hold a vote before they know the outcome. I just dont want to get my hopes up for a default. I think i would just be disappointed.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:43 | 2218812 Tuffmug
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Arrogance makes people stupid. And my name is Tuffmug so stop calling me Surely!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:51 | 2218715 grid-b-gone
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None of this will end until the big boys can no longer agree, and we appear to be approaching that point.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:57 | 2218727 Schmuck Raker
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Just a few days into the response period they have to bring out this Big Kahuna to drum up support?

That speaks volumes. Things must not be going well.

 

“It is not in anyone’s interest to see them take a 70 percent haircut while others get par.” *cough*ECB*cough*

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 20:59 | 2218732 cherry picker
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Goldman Sachs as a corporate entity is a convicted criminal, regardless whether it owned up to guilt or not, past fines paid convict it. 

With the knowledge that Goldman actually helped cook the books for Greece in order to facilitate Euro membership, it is enough in my mind for the government to nullify Goldman's corporate soul and to dispose of its assets as in auction to the highest bidder.

I think this is deserved and doable.  Who will initiate it?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:19 | 2218766 Yen Cross
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 The  iSquid of finance.  Blankfein and Co.   2002-2008

  [ r_i_p]

   _-__-_

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:04 | 2218737 Mercury
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Christodoulou thinks this rhymes with Chrysler.

But if things go badly enough for Greek bond holders it's going to instead rhyme with...Euro zone sovereign debt crash.

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:02 | 2218738 pmm009
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Everyone involved knows Greece is going to default, therefore the EU has no leverage over the holdouts.  Once the million dollar 25 year olds are finished, they will threaten with the fifty thousand dollar 25 year olds.

Did anyone see the Bloomberg news flash on an investigation of hoarding of 7 year T Notes.  Cannot find one iota of mention on the net.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:07 | 2218745 newengland
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For hedgies, and others with skin in the game:

The Greek Pet and his TBAC controllers do the bidding of the Trilateral Commission, dedicated to the New World Order. A brief introduction to their schemes can be seen if you search online with the words: Treasonous Agenda of the Trilateral Commission, wnd.com

It starts with a stark mission statement: “The technotronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values.”

– Zbigniew Brzeninski, National Security Adviser to Jimmy Carter and President Bush as co-chairman of the Bush National Security Advisery Task Force; executive director of the Trilateral Commission

I have no connection with the author of the article, and simply present it as an introduction to the work of the Trilateral Commission. A link to its site with a members list is available in the article. If you live in the U.S., Europe, Japan or Britain, then you might like to start to get to know the real self-appointed masters of the world who cajole and coerce others into their One World Order aims.

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:09 | 2218748 I am Jobe
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Does this mean Lots of MBA's will be employed peddling shit again?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:09 | 2218749 hairball48
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Forgive me but I'm just an unsophisticated redneck with a HS diploma. That said...

Regarding the bond market in general, who will be the future bond buyers if these hedge funds are forced to accept this deal? Assuming the CDS's become essentially "worthless".

I mean why would "anyone" buy a bond in the future if there is  risk of default and you can't insure against the loss(CDSs)????

Does my question make sense? Or am I missing something? 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:11 | 2218750 hairball48
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oops double posted :(

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:10 | 2218751 disabledvet
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You know how lenders loved to be threatened "during negotiations." oh, i'm sorry. this is money already owed? oh, okay. and "plan recovery" must be going just phucking GREAT! Now "go ahead rest of Europe" and "stiff your creditors." I've got a 500 dollar plunge in the price of gold "just when the tanks roll into Athens."

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:33 | 2218795 Tuffmug
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It's the sovereign debt version of "Who wants to be a millionaire!". Somebody's going to go for the million and the big swingin' dick rep as the guy who blew up Greece and maybe even the world financial fiat Ponzi. Next Thursday I expect the EU bailout plan explodes. Place your bets!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:35 | 2218798 Peter Pan
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Three lessons:

1. Don't lend to sovereigns without hard security

2. Don't waste your money on CDS because you are not going to get paid. In this case they do not want to payout on Greece as this would set a precedent for Portugal, Spain etc.

3. Don't pick fights with big boys because they don't play fair unless you have a nuclear option.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 21:59 | 2218847 Cabreado
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True-to-form behavior, as the Narcissists and Sociopaths expose themselves -- they have no clue they are doing so.

The attention on Greece (go hedge funds, go...ha!) is pitiful, obscene, and nothing but eleventh-hour lies...

and for even an idiot like me, provides nothing but obvious fodder for the simple fact that when the big spring breaks, it's going to be a helluva unwind.

 

 

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:12 | 2218869 Yen Cross
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 When it's toxic it's hidden. When it's probematic it's written.  Welcome to Reality Ranch!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:46 | 2218938 bgilliam83
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This is high comedy.  The hedgies know full well a CDS trigger ends the ponzi world wide for good, yet they still use that sliver of leverage to get 35% instead of 30?  haha good luck with that one.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:42 | 2219040 Yen Cross
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Horses and carts. Let's stick to the BASIC program. Greek defaults.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:50 | 2218948 Mr Sir
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Or else, bitchez!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 22:51 | 2218952 Donnie Duvanie
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The solution is actually very simple: Make posession of a Greek bond or any triggered CDS a felony, with punishment comensurate to the damage the instrument can inflict. Penalties of posession would be similar to various things such as... well, here's a sample schedule:

 

Grade - Bond/CDS Comparison  - Amount

   1 Drugs that are not currently illegal but which the

                DEA intends to outlaw because of scant evidence

                they might cause harm when used in massive

                doses - 1 milligram

   2 Warfare Grade Nuclear Material - 1 microgram

   3 Biological Warfare Weapons - 0.1 nanograms, more or less

 

Penalty for posession of Grade 1 CDS - Life imprisonment with no parole.

Penalty for poession of Grade 2 CDS - Life imprisonment with no parole, plus you give up your firstborn.

Penalty for posesion of Grade 3 CDS - Life imprisonment with no parole, plus you give up your firstfborn, plus you get it all the way up the arse with a big fat one by Petros Christodoulou (which he intends to give you, anyway).

 

   Now, are there any dissenters?

 

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:05 | 2218978 slewie the pi-rat
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i'lll taake thuuh rreds, maan!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:12 | 2218985 bugs_
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ya wantz us to playz our violinz for yaz?

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:31 | 2219023 williambanzai7
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This time is always different...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:35 | 2219031 chindit13
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Since Greek Law bonds have retro-CACs, which did not exist when the bonds were issued---a seeming violation of bondholder rights and a unilateral abrogation of a contract---I suspect the participation threshold for these bonds will be whatever it needs to be to invoke "voluntary" full participation.  The talk has been 66%.

The UK-law bonds, on the other hand, issued under the rules and legal framework of the wannabe Financial Capital of the World.....

The near term unavoidable impact comes with the 20 March maturity, but I have no idea if any of this issue was under UK law.  If it is all Greek Law, then the can might be kicked, since the 66% threshold on the retro-CACs is a distinct possibility, and ISDA has already indicated it would not declare a "default event" to have taken place.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:50 | 2219331 Olympia
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Those who won all battles shall lose the war.

Bilderberg Group and the crimes against humanity.

 

This is how things work in all countries. Whatever used to belong to their people, today it belongs to the multinational companies of the Club. People were betrayed by their given leaderships and they lost everything. Capitals and markets were handed to the Club bosses. If you understand what is going on in Greece, you can understand what is going on in Britain, France, and Germany etc..

 

http://eamb-ydrohoos.blogspot.com/2012/02/world-war-iii.html

 

Authored by PANAGIOTIS TRAIANOU

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:40 | 2219036 Yen Cross
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 The alter ego's are getting old. Nice comment WB-7.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 23:59 | 2219067 Likstane
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Anybody purchasing any bond after 2008 deserves what they get.  Squat!  I can't believe some people are still buying equities.  If people know the game is rigged, why do people play?  I suppose for the thrill and possible return before the timer goes off.  Yes I know I answered my own question.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 00:10 | 2219084 web bot
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Since we're on the topic of Morgan Stanley... did you hear about the piece of shit (that's the Morgan Stanly executive) that stabbed some immigrant cabbie just trying to provide for his family?

I'll tell you... when this thing blows, the elites have a lot to answer for...

 

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 00:17 | 2219094 Ungaro
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It started with good intentions, the paving stones of the road to hell.

People invest in .gov bonds b/c they want a (nearly) risk free return. The two major risks in .gov bonds are the interest rate risk and the credit risk. There ought to be instruments which allow investors to transfer unwanted risk to those who crave it.

CDSs insure the credit risk. They only make sense when the CDS issuer's credit is better than the .gov's that issued the underlying.

Bona fide investors who seek (nearly) risk-free returns don't acquire C-rated paper and then insure it with CDS issued by one of the TBTF -- even if the net return is marginally better than comparable Bund yield. The hedgies would securitize their mothers if they could nail down a fractional percent gain. 0.01% is not a big cut, most would consider it a rounding error. But say on $500 billion, even a measly $50 million is real money.

It makes no sense to purchase CDS on US .gov bonds. It makes a whole lot of sense writing them, especially if you are a TBTF. Gamblers bet on the movement of price. The higher the leverage, the greater the price movement. The leverage of CDSs is indeterminate (zero margin requirement).

The best solution would be to requrie CDS issuers to deposit pysical gold bullion with a market value equal to one half of proceeds of the sale of CDSs. The gold must be deposited in a facility I shall designate in a reply to your email.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 02:24 | 2219264 Poor Grogman
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The carbon credits scam was going to keep the ponzi going for quite a while longer. I just can't understand why the sheeple didn't fall for it, The PTB need to improve their marketing.

Maybe the sheeple are slowly awakening?

If they won't buy shares, bonds, or carbon credits or take on excessive additional debt???

What can a PTB do?

Oh that's right.. Start a war.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 03:48 | 2219327 Olympia
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The greatest private fraud of human history.
Who are the great fraudsters who are becoming the murderers of the human kind? How does the economy "illness" threaten Democracy and the freedom of people?

http://eamb-ydrohoos.blogspot.com/2012/01/global-debt-crisis.html
---------------------------------
By knowing what happened in indebted Greece, where loan sharks created “bubbles” and the current inhuman debt, one can understand the inhuman plan in total ...understand where this plan started just to bring all states at the same end ...understand how this type of plans are established...

Authored by PANAGIOTIS TRAIANOU

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 05:52 | 2219376 pcrs
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to go to the government justice monpoly system, for conflicts that involve the government, is really the most insane thing humans have come up with on the way to self destruction.

If you were to strand on an island with 10 families and someone would propose that the Jones family should have a monopoly on all justice and be an arbiter in all conflicts including with the Jones family and doing so derive an income stream from this practive from the other families, people would rightfully call you insane.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 07:45 | 2219412 fiddy pence haf...
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Even though P Christodoulou has been in the belly of 2 banking beasts,

I'm not sure his negotiation skills in English are good enough. I mean,

he's hinting at stuff, but he needs to hint that the US is behind him and

will string the hedgers up by the balls, if they don't play along.

The ISDA stunt was a nice hint, but still, we're talking about hedgers.

they're accustomed to getting their way in the most impossible situations.

Speaking of hedgers, Kyle Bass says 'there's no way of avoiding default'.

True, but it depends on what they CALL that default at the ISDA & the

Poor Moody Bfitch.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 07:58 | 2219422 Nnthnt1
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Or else... we will be very, very angry with you. And we will write you a letter how angry we are - Hans Blix

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 09:05 | 2219455 ivars
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A scenario how things might start to unfold very soon with a critical poiint in May 2012 (EUR down, USDx up, Silver UP, DJIA UP, GOLD steady:

http://saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2626&p=36724#p36724

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 11:26 | 2219568 tony bonn
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"...The alternative, he said, “is too dire to contemplate.”

no it's not...

i want to know what the threats against the holdouts are....assassination squads? nato invasion?

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:15 | 2219619 DosZap
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Well, as we all new they would, SPAIN has said they WILL NOT meet their payment schedule.......................

Surprise,surprise.........................CDS anyone?.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:30 | 2219648 The Count
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On the lying, cheating, crook scale the Greeks are the undisputed leaders.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 14:24 | 2219801 cdskiller
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Sorry, I could honestly give a rat's ass about the sanctity of contract law, right now. Absolutely, Goldman Sachs is the devil, but please don't try to make me root for hedge fund holders of CDS. Look, you participate in a Ponzi scheme and hungrily take advantage of what should be illegal unregulated instruments, you lose your rights.

This is a battle between one group of sociopathic fascists against another, and no matter who wins, and takes the top of the pyramid off,  the rest of the world suffers through the collapse of the fraudulent system the two parties CONSPIRED TO CREATE! Travesty, my ass. The travesty is austerity. Greece must screw everyone. Cram it all down. Credit default swaps, among a host of things, already took away the stability, fairness and efficiency of the bond markets. To say that, right now, there is something fair about them is ludicrous. You trying to argue for some kind of moral or ethical superiority on the part of hedge fund managers, who just engaged in a decade of unprecedented fraud? Please. The hedge funds buying sovereign debt at firesale prices in order to sue and score big in litigation arbitrage can die. They don't give a shit about me, or anybody else. "it's not about what seems fair to your crony accomplices. It's what makes the most money." That's the problem and the bond between the parties leading the world off the cliff. 

So the unhinging of CAC's is leading sociopaths to explore collateralizing future flow receivables? Didn't we just go through that shit? It was hedge fund managers, holding fraudulently-created CDO's, that prevented the cramming down of mortgage principle in foreclosure proceedings in this country.

Look, someone's earth is going to get scorched. The children of single moms in Greece and Detroit were scorched first.

Impairment of the sovereign funding apparatus is essential. So is a return to mark to market. So is the wiping out of credit default swaps. So is hedge fund transparency. So is the severe dwindling of the OTC market. So is collapse of the major banks and imprisonment of thousands of bankers. So is the destruction of high frequency trading platforms, the draining of dark pools, the reversal of the Commodities Futures Modernization Act of 2000, and, once and for all, the awareness that the interests of gamblers at banks or in the Greenwich, Connecticut offices of hedge fund cabals are at odds with the interests of everyone else.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 14:21 | 2219859 Antifederalist
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This is really rich.  Like scorpions in a box.  I would pay to see fight club with these banksta assholes versus the hedgies.

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 19:26 | 2220469 VelvetHog
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Let me not mince words here:  FUCK JPM in the ear!

 

On a lighter note.......

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17238523

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:32 | 2221248 Donnie Duvanie
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A JPM executive and a Goldman Sachs exec were talking. The JPM executive tells the Goldman exec, "Wow! Did you here that Greece defaulted and triggered 50 Trillion $$$ in CDS payments?" The Goldman exec says, "Shit, man! Those CDOs were already getting hard to sell! WAIT A MINUTE!... Does this mean we get a bonus???"

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 14:03 | 2221923 DrunkenMonkey
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Fuck the hedge funds.

Ultimately, bad debt is a risk every lender makes allowances for or they shouldn't be in the shylock game.

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