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Former UK PM Brown Comes Clean On 'Grossly Under-Capitalized' European Banks

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It appears that once politicians become disentangled from the incessant need for happy-speak and propaganda, truthiness is much more capable of flowing from their orifices. During a speech at the World Economic Forum on Friday, Gordon Brown explains what everyone in power knows, yet is loathed to admit, that "The euro cannot survive in its present form, it’s going to have to be reformed dramatically. We are I think at an hour to midnight in the way that we look at this issue." He adds "European banks as a whole are grossly under-capitalized."

A Bloomberg story has some other choice quotes from his eloquently delivered speech that should ring true to any and every market participant, no matter how delusional on the solution set ahead.

 

"In 2008, governments could intervene to sort out the problems of banks. In 2011, banks have problems, but so too do governments."

 

"We’ve now got the interplay between banks that are not properly capitalized and sovereign debt problems that have arisen partly because we’ve socialized or accepted responsibility for the banks’ liabilities."

 

The EFSM is "not enough" and "substantially more resources" are required.

 

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Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:19 | 1680375 Flore
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Are those broke Englismen now going to say what europe needs to do ?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:35 | 1680438 Silver Bug
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This is the man who will go down in history as the person who made the biggest investment mistake in history. He made the Gold bottom! But then again he was just doing what his masters told him to do.

 

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Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:48 | 1680476 WestVillageIdiot
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We were in Europe during the runup to the elction that was taking place in the UK in 2010.  Because of that we got to watch some of the debates between Brown, Cameron and the other guy.  I'm too lazy to look up his name.  Every time Gordon Brown spoke I wanted to throw up.  I don't even know the man but I just got that feeling every time he talked.  Cameron was not much better, in my humble opinion.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:52 | 1680484 X.inf.capt
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Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:58 | 1680714 MillionDollarBonus_
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Its not just European banks that are undercapitalised. Bank of America has been grossly mistreated by the courts here in the US, which is seriously undermining their balance sheet. These mortgage fraud conspiracy theories should never have seen the light of day, let alone have found themselves to be the subject of class action law suits. America got where it is today because of banks making consumer loans which power our consumer economy, and I just hope we can do a better job of showing our appreciation for the work they do than our neighbours in Europe.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:03 | 1680728 prains
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twat

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:16 | 1680747 zen0
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I don't think you fully appreciate MDB's contribution here. Have you not heard of Snidely Whiplash?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:12 | 1680738 L G Butz PhD
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HA!

;)

I like my sarcasm well done.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:21 | 1681536 CosmicBuddha
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Technically speaking MDB's contributions are more ironic than sarcastic:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:15 | 1680743 Ned Zeppelin
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Th preceding post by our good friend, MillionDollarBonus (who obviously only works in our mailroom for such a paltry, practically only living wage sum) has been brought to you by your good friends at Goldman Sachs.  

Doing God's Work. Since He's Not Here. Or Doesn't Seem To Be. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:18 | 1680821 Things that go bump
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With boiled rope from lampposts?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:09 | 1680518 MichaelG
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Clearly you have a sense for these things! There a few people more richly deserving of a back-alley throatpunching than Gordon "an-end-to-boom-&-bust-wanna-buy-some-cheap-gold?" Brown, but David Cameron is certainly high on the list of contenders. Nick Clegg, the guy you were understandably too bored to Google, is now second in command of the UK, which pretty much says it all.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:14 | 1680648 Western
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An hour to midnight? Is he fucking joking?

That alone proves he's still lying out his Brown ass.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:18 | 1680753 zen0
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he is half blind. He can't read a watch so he has people to tell him what time it is. They are the ones to blame!

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:19 | 1680825 Things that go bump
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I wondered what orifice Tyler was referring to.  Thanks for clearing that up.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:30 | 1680677 EscapeKey
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If only that was the biggest mistake...

He took a 3% surplus, and turned it into a 13% deficit in less than 10 years, claiming it was "investing in Britain". So, technically, that means he "invested" 13% of $2.17t = $282bn in 2010 alone.

Most of the "investment" went on welfare payments, btw. Roughly a third of British gov't spending goes on this alone.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:55 | 1680791 ping
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I think I speak for all British people - bar the gay African muslim disabled drug-addict immigrants (on crack) who he let into Britian by the milion, and built luxury saunas and roller discos for (on top of war cemetaries) - when I say that we would gladly castrate Brown, stuff his balls into his mouth, and poke him in whatever eye he still has 10% vision in. The write 'dog' on his ugly gorilla wife's forehead in felt tip pen.

The cunt is a textbook example of complete psychosis and mental illness, and he 'ran' the UK without once being elected. Not by the Labour Party, MPs in the House of Commons, the Labour National Executive, the voting UK public, MEPs, the unions, anyone. He was a pathological liar, he gave a trillion to the banks without so much as a vote by MPs, he destroyed more British industry than any other Chancellor or PM, he destroyed cultural cohesion, he got us into debt well before the global recession, and he had a stupid jowly face I would like to take a cheese grater to. He makes Barack Obama/Barry Soetero look like like a capable, reasonable Indonesian guy just doing his best in a difficult job. He is that much of a super-cunt. Fuck, I would suck George W. Bush's disk just to avoid seeing that cut Brown on the telly.

Used to be, you entered 'Gordon Brown is a cunt' into Google, and 100,000 pages turned up. Americans just can't fathom how much we hate Brown. He is Obama AND Bernanke rolled into one, whilst gilling hysterically as he wanks onto your dead granny's only photo. I don't want him dead - I want him kept alive for millenia, stewing in a vat of dogshit.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:55 | 1680792 ping
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And the stupid cunt brown spent most of his time trying to get Britain into the Euro. Shit, he would eat a turd if he thought he'd get into the papers because of it. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:14 | 1680815 Jack Burton
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Indeed! Gordon Brown did more to destroy Britain as a nation, as an economy and as a culture than any enemy in the history of human populated British Isles.

Brown's only goal, one shared with Blair, was to end Britian as a civilized cohesive culture and nation and turn it into a dumping ground benefits paradise for every overpopulated thrid world zoo on earth.

Got off a plane in Heathrow a year ago and waiting to go through passport control I became aware I was caught up in a Pakistani invasion force bent on conquering Britian. To top it off, the pass port immigration officer I had to go through was herself a scarf wearing Muslim. Not long from now Britian will be a Muslim nation where the majority lives off of benefits and lives in council housing all provided by people like Brown. That prick should be hunted for sport instead of foxes.

 

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:03 | 1681177 X.inf.capt
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geez, guys, sounds to me (on the other side of the pond) that, well,

you sound fairly 'disappointed' with mr brown

i just wish you guys would 'really' tell us how you 'feel' about him.

you know,  stop being so reserved......

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:25 | 1681204 macholatte
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and 2 green arrows from me ping.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:09 | 1681528 CosmicBuddha
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Words cannot convey the way that we we feel about this traitorous scum. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:56 | 1681552 reload
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Ping and Jack Burton have put it beautifuly. Brown is a fucking joke and was an utter disaster as chancellor and then as PM. But lets not forget how the media fawned over both he and Blair during their rule. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 07:18 | 1681564 CosmicBuddha
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Agreed!

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:02 | 1681386 FlyPaper
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oh my.  I think this is the most vile angry post yet !

So what's wrong with your government that Mr. Brown was not elected by anyone? 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 03:51 | 1681450 TheMadNumismatist
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Absolutely @Ping, get a few of those tubs of excrement for Cheeerie and Toneee.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 09:04 | 1681667 Rattling Bones
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No wonder Obama has ordered a bust of Brown to replace Churchill's in the Oval Office.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 10:42 | 1681806 Tramp Stamper
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Please don't hold back, say how you really feel.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 13:12 | 1682135 tamboo
Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:54 | 1680615 Kiwi Pete
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You talking about the infamous Brown Bottom?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:21 | 1680782 philipat
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Still affectionately known in The City as "The Brown Bottom". Those were the days, all we have now is the "Pap-smear".

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 04:32 | 1681473 Goldenballs
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The original " Rogue Trader ",why is he not in prison as Sir Gordon Mega Expensive Failure of Wormwood Scrubs.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:55 | 1680490 Michael
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Didn't Gordon Brown sell half of Britain's gold at about $250 an oz?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:46 | 1680603 spiral_eyes
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brown sold our gold, bitchez.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:20 | 1680660 BigJim
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MmmHmm, and cleverly announced his plans beforehand to drive the price down even further. Genius!

No wonder the UK is such a fucking mess.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:54 | 1680687 Michael
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Britain deserves what it gets for pushing that NWO shit on us. Dito for the rest of the planet too.

Gordon Brown New World Order Speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5cqh26CC0

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:26 | 1680768 goldm3mb3r
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STFU Gordo, you gold selling, pension robbing, war-mongering, debt fuelled, NWO cocksuck3r.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:27 | 1681209 IQ 145
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Gordon Brown=standing joke in all financial circles worldwide. The English are now in the position of poor white trash in Alabama, who could always say, "at least we're not Black". And, of course, because this offers succor to the wounded egos of the English; he will collect approval for it. It's a very political thing to say; but he's still a dumb as a bag of hammers. If his opinion is not worthless, I don't know where you would go to find one.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:05 | 1681526 CosmicBuddha
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Gordon Brown is a joke in the UK too. He was never elected as PM; as soon as he faced the electorate he was roundly defeated. Gordon Brown has done much to destroy the UK, and he is despised by most right thinking people. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 06:02 | 1681523 CosmicBuddha
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For God's sake don't equate Gordon Brown with Englishmen. For a start he is scottish. Secondly, he is a national embarrasment, much like George Bush was for the USA.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:19 | 1680377 malikai
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Ironic, coming from the dude who sold the UK's gold and helped throw us into this fire by bailing out the banks.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:23 | 1680387 Derpin USA
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The moral of this story ladies and gentlemen is "Good guys win, bad guys lose, and as always, England prevails!"

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:31 | 1680396 GeneMarchbanks
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Appropriately known as Brown's Bottom.

Maybe we can all exchange financial leaders that got us into the 'crises' to now tell other countries(which they have nothing to do with) what to do to get out.

Yay! We all get out together.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:27 | 1680835 Things that go bump
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Sorry, Gene, we don't even get out alive.  Nobody does. Didn't you know?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:27 | 1680408 knukles
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Setting right his historical legacy.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:50 | 1680480 WestVillageIdiot
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I'd still take him over Obama. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:20 | 1680640 RealFinney
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Really? The guy who ordered two aircraft carriers with no planes?

The guy who pushed ahead with the wretchedly designed Private Finance Initiative that resulted in an entire decade of government procurement unnecessarily doubling in cost?

Brown makes Obama look like the 1st Han emperor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gi7qqvRlY0

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:01 | 1680724 Rick64
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Yes another pawn of the elite growing a conscience, but when they are at the helm they can't see whats coming. Strange.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:32 | 1681215 IQ 145
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Writing an apology to his fellow citizens and then drowning himself would be a tiny step in t he right direction; this is just more political lip flapping.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:36 | 1681410 i-dog
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"this is just more political lip flapping"

Indeed. Another setup for the "magical NWO solution".

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 04:48 | 1681487 WakeyWakey
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His biography after he left office states his decision to bail out the banks left him as "The Man Who Saved The World".

What a fanny

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:24 | 1680393 madgstrader
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What? so this scumbag that destroyed the UK economy (while 'saving the world') with his endless bullshit and banker arse lickin should be listened too now? that bastard shud be in jail.

 

Change 'because we’ve socialized or accepted responsibility for the banks’ liabilities."

to

because I socialized or accepted responsibility for the banks’ liabilities."

 

then ur nearer the truth of the matter. The man that called the gold bottom and sold half the UKs gold at that low wot a .....(fill in blank)

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:24 | 1680395 Chris Jusset
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"European banks as a whole are grossly under-capitalized."

 

Full retraction in T-minus 10 seconds ... 9 seconds ...

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:32 | 1680575 Infinite QE
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Retraction followed on by an announcement that Brownie will now be a $1m/year advisor to a European bank.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:25 | 1680397 xtop23
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 The hypocricy /puke

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:25 | 1680400 Lord Welligton
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Gordon Brown is a gobshite.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:47 | 1680474 stopcpdotcom
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+ infinity

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:19 | 1680701 buzzsaw99
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at least the uk still has their own currency. that way they don't get greeked.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:02 | 1680799 Lord Welligton
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True.

But although Brown would like to take some credit for that it had little to do with him.

He is and remains a gobshite.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:29 | 1680412 knukles
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Amazing what a glimpse of one's legacy produces.
Politicians steeped in slime become fearless state-persons after their terms of office have permanently expired.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:32 | 1680423 Nate H
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...and only when their status doesn't directly, immediately take a hit, can their brains access/speak the truth.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:36 | 1680442 yabyum
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Hey Brownie, Your banks got nuthin' on our banks. Love Uncle Sam

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:41 | 1680455 Silverhog
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Until somebody looks in Fort Knox, I'm not throwing any rocks.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:30 | 1680678 BigJim
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Rickards discussed this fairly convincingly in a King World News interview. They appear to have taken down the full mp3 of it, where he discussed the leasing arrangements, but you can read a precis of it here:

    http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2011/8/5_Jim...

to sum up: the gold that was leased by the US government to the various bullion banks, which was then leased out, or even sold, many times over via the unallocated gold scam, has never left the military vaults. So JPM or HSBC might default if they are called to deliver, but they'll just pay fiat compensation to the suckers who thought they 'owned' the gold, and the US government will still have possession of the real thing.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 21:24 | 1680947 jerry_theking_lawler
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that's why we spend $800B/year on the military....

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:42 | 1680462 TJ00
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Gordon Brown saying he saved the world by taking on bank losses

 

Now he admits he just destroyed the government, can someone put his quotes to the Hitler scene from Downfall please?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:43 | 1680466 adr
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Ha but it is saturday in America. All will be forgotten by Monday when we will get some great BS rumor to send futures to 1250.

Or maybe this time will be different..........

 

One can hope.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:56 | 1680495 WestVillageIdiot
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I hear Bernanke is going to have oat bran for breakfast.  That is good for 35 S&P points. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:58 | 1680500 Thepnr
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Bankers are socialist when the're broke and need bailing out. At all other times "market forces" will be the judge.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:08 | 1680522 WestVillageIdiot
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I recall the fall of 2008 vividly.  You should have seen the whimpering and crying of the "geniuses" around me.  When things are good and they are making money they think they are all business giants.  The moment things start to go south they all go crying to the government, like they are crying to their mommies, to save them.  It is a disgusting site.  Then, of course, the Fed liquified every market and their "jenius" had returned. 

Money and brains do not necessarily go together.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 16:59 | 1680503 macholatte
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The EFSM is "not enough" and "substantially more resources" are required.

Enter the FED.

The American tax payer will save Europe once again and be demonized and hated for it.

 

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson

The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves.
George Washington

There is a mysterious cycle in human events. To some generations much is given. Of other generations much is expected. This generation of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.
Alexis de Tocqueville

You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.
Charles de Gaulle

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something.
Gamal Abdel Nasser

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.
Nguyen Cao Ky

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Ambrose Bierce

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
Winston Churchill

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:20 | 1680553 unununium
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> The American tax payer will save Europe once again

 

Worldwide dollar holders will save Europe once again

FTFY.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:36 | 1680685 BigJim
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Exactly. With most US currency being held outside the US by foreigners, it is those same foreigners who, with every QE and liquidity injection, are seeing the value of their US holdings diluted most.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:18 | 1681401 AnAnonymous
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With most US currency being held outside the US by foreigners, it is those same foreigners who, with every QE and liquidity injection, are seeing the value of their US holdings diluted most.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? But what about the fairy tale of US tax payers saving the world?

That story telling that US citizens are sacrificed for the welfare of the rest of the world?

In fact, the rest of the world is sacrified so that US citizens can be secured in their American way of life. Especially all those commodities rich countries that have got their USD by selling their commodities...

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:17 | 1680748 Ned Zeppelin
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Those quotes are great.  Kudos. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:30 | 1681214 macholatte
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and a hat tip to you.   thanks.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:01 | 1680505 Dick Darlington
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So in all his wisdom he says that we are doomed because "we" socialized the banks' liabilities and in the next sentence he says EFSM is not enough and "we" need more. More socialization of the banks' liabilities which are already too much for ANYONE to carry. Why are these lunatics still walking free?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:04 | 1680512 King_of_simpletons
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We are The Superpower in lying. You Europeans can't beat us, eh ? Lie, damn you, our timmay was there to teach you the art of lying to the public, the masses,  the sheep.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:07 | 1680520 Sudden Debt
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THIS IS THE KIND OF COMMUNICATION I LIKE!! :)

They're really screwing things up these days, just look at the OESO meeting and now this...

MONDAY = BLOODBATH!!

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:10 | 1680528 WestVillageIdiot
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Lately, Sudden, it has only been a bloodbath for shorts.  There is no logic when governments and central banks are involved. 

Be careful.  Don't get your Belgian balls singed. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:33 | 1680579 Sudden Debt
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I'm out of the markets for 7 months now. I only have some chinese funds remaining which are down but cost 15% if I sell them and I lose a tax advantage.

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:25 | 1681203 CapitalistRock
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You're out of the market? Does that mean you are in gold? Most people foolishy tell me that only to find out they are in US dollars. You haven't gotten out of anything if you are in a fiat currency, you've just let central bankers slip their hands in your pockets.

No, you can't have my gold. Find your own.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:26 | 1680561 terryfuckwit
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we sit we write we understand

but robbing bankers will not we banned

it's great to vent our vile disgust

but the best we will get is a self destruct

politicians and judges easily bought

for our childrens future never a thought

but bankermans tower is built upon lies

so get out the popcorn and enjoy his demise

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:28 | 1680568 Racer
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Believe anything from that man who said "an end to boom and bust" and sold the UK's gold at the bottom?

He is complete fool and if he says they are grossly undercapitalised, that means they are completely BROKE and have failed a long time ago.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:36 | 1680590 Sudden Debt
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Name one politician in the world with a basic understanding of economics.

It's like every D grade student gets to be a politician!

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:57 | 1680622 PulauHantu29
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Brown sold UK's gold. Almost all of it. Poor fellow.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:30 | 1680774 goldm3mb3r
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To be fair, we did steal a lot of it from India and the rest of the empire in the first place. Selling opium to the Chinese was also very lucrative.

 

You reap what you sow.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:13 | 1680635 Grimbert
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I've just spent some time with a top bloke from UBS this afternoon...really top bloke... I can tell you he thinks it 'unlikely' the 2 billion loss was anything to do with the swiss franc being pegged to the euro, as I thought it might be, Likewise he had never come across anyone who had ever made any 'rogue' gains, ie where someone had won £2 billion, but hey that's what he would say...

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:55 | 1680711 Miss Expectations
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My neighbor's a nuclear engineer who works for GE.  Shortly after the earthquake/tsunami in Japan and Fukushima started smokin', I asked him if he was concerned.  No, not at all.  NOTHING to worry about...I think he actually used the word 'unlikely' regarding out-of-control radiation leaks.  I didn't believe him.  Later, I suspected that GE probably issued some sort of directive, just in case your neighbors start asking questions...

He's also a great guy.  Is everyone a liar?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:19 | 1680754 Ned Zeppelin
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Yes, including me. 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 03:46 | 1681445 Antipodeus
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I'm not!  Especially now -- I'm DEFINITELY not lying to you now!  I would NEVER lie to you about lying, would I?  ;=))


Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:21 | 1681403 AnAnonymous
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He's also a great guy. Is everyone a liar?
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Everyone? Probably not. But it is of US citizens eternal nature to be duplicitous.

This guy is just a US citizen working a job whose nature happens to be questioned. One can expect any kind of rationalization when US citizens want to secure their job.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:52 | 1680664 NuYawkFrankie
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Why ANYone would listen to such a contemptible lame-dick fool such as Gordon "Get yer gold 'ere!" Brown will always remain a mystery to me - assuming, of course, that the even more reprehensible Tony bLIAR is not the alternative.

Gordon always struck me as someone who would  lie awake at night, breaking out into a fevered sweat at the mere thought that somehow, somewhere, someboby might have a penny or two, that perhaps slipped down the back of the sofa - maybe during a midnight tryst with the Swedish au-pair (God forbid!) - that hadn't been taxed to the hilt.

Hey Gordon - F.U.  and the Scottish Presbyterian rocking-horse you rode into town on!

 

 

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 03:50 | 1681449 Antipodeus
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I was wondering when someone would mention 'Tony Bliar'.  And why no-one had already.  HE even lied about his religion while he was P.M.

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:32 | 1680681 XRAYD
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"We have saved the world" this Brown said in the House of Commons in Dec. '08.

 

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:39 | 1680689 JW n FL
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"The euro cannot survive in its present form, it’s going to have to be reformed dramatically. We are I think at an hour to midnight in the way that we look at this issue." He adds "European banks as a whole are grossly under-capitalized."

Gonna Party Like Its 1999, BITCHEZ!

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:22 | 1681404 AnAnonymous
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He is working to advance the eurobonds.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 18:52 | 1680708 buzzsaw99
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Brown is a wanker but you have to admit his comments about the Euro are pretty damn funny seeing how they aren't even a part of it. lol

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:18 | 1680751 Ned Zeppelin
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Cash and PMs. Everything else is speculation. 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:23 | 1680763 fdisk
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"European banks as a whole are grossly under-capitalized."

The only problem for that is some chaos event, otherwise it's

mathematically proven, because at normal conditions all clients

cannot request their money back at the same time. That's why

even Gold-Backed currency will have same implication, probably

leveraged 40:1 or more. I'm sure US Gold standard was scam as well

cause no way they have enough GOLD in vaults to cover:

"Gold coins were confiscated in 1933[citation needed] and the gold standard was changed to 13.71 grains (0.888 g), equivalent to setting the price of 1 troy ounce of gold at $35. This standard persisted until 1968. Between 1968 and 1975, a variety of pegs to gold were put in place. The price was at $42.22 per ounce before August 15, 1971[citation needed] saw the U.S. dollar freely float on currency markets."

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:33 | 1681220 CapitalistRock
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You don't need enough gold to cover all your dollars. That's the point of a gold standard. It forces the central bank to adequately restrict the money supply so that there are no reedemptions. The dollars are actually worth slightly more than the gold they represent.

Now, if they start printing too many dollars like we did in 1968, then you are correct, redemptions will overwhelm their gold supply and the currency is worthless. Unfortunately, history is filled with examples of people continuing to use the currency after the gold promise is defaulted on. It's ignorant. But people obviously do and that is where we are today.

Actually, it's not where all of us are today. Some of us are smart enough to save with gold instead of the fiat currency. It's worked well.

No, you cannot have my gold. Fuck off and find your own.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:32 | 1680775 eddiebe
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Good one million dollar. hahahahaha

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:42 | 1680786 fdisk
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Right that's probably going to be a fair value if they back all currency 1:1 to gold.. Just dump all the paper and have hundreds of Everest type of mountains of paper currencies and compare to the 1 Tennis court of GOLD. I don't think 1oz to 1 million $$$ will cut it in that case.

Reading:

"It has been estimated that all the gold mined by the end of 2009 totaled 165,000 tonnes.[2] At a price of US$1900/oz., reached in September 2011, one tonne of gold has a value of approximately US$60.8 million. The total value of all gold ever mined would exceed US$9.2 trillion at that valuation.[note 1]"

Total value of ALL GOLD EVER MINED? 9.2 TRILLION? And US DEBT

Internal/External alone 60+ Trillion.. That's only US Debt but

what about Total USD in world-wide circulations???

And how about EUR? JPY? and on and on..

You got the picture..

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:33 | 1680776 eddiebe
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hey you are giving cocksuckers a bad rep.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:34 | 1680778 eazyas
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Allways a frown, with Gordon Brown : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49FVMBOLr4

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:36 | 1680779 Atomizer
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Mr. Brown should join the MSM financial analyst staff. I wonder how he feels about selling all that tradition at £275/oz.

Sorry for 30 sec ad.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgqdwq_told-sold-gold_news

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 19:47 | 1680788 gwar5
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Brown is a fucking mooch of the working man and banker tool. Banks are undercapitalized because they used people like Brown to spent too much money on crap sandwiches and sell off the sovereign gold to get rid of the monetary competition.

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:10 | 1680809 HAL 9000
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Have you been doing some more work? . . . May I see them? . . . That's a very nice rendering, Dave. I think you've improved a great deal. Can you hold it a bit closer? . . . That's Dr Hunter, isn't it?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:28 | 1680838 f16hoser
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Is this the same Douche Bag that sold all of UK's Gold? Hillarious!

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 20:43 | 1680861 moonblue
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buy gold ...or sell it?

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 22:52 | 1681162 X.inf.capt
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im my eyes, moon, thats a tough call.

on one hand, fiat will drive it up

so will the coming wars and conflicts

gold will always be worth something.

on the other hand, governments have and will outlaw it

thats my take.

choose wisely...

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:37 | 1681227 CapitalistRock
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No one ever "buys gold". Sell your fiat paper for gold if fiat paper is what you have. It sounds like you probably do. If no one has clued you in, let me assist: fiat paper has never gone up in value. So sell it.

No, you cannot have my gold. Fuck off and find your own.

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 21:10 | 1680912 Optimusprime
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It's "loath to admit" not "loathed"!

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 21:15 | 1680919 THE DORK OF CORK
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Have to laugh at the Gordon Brown "Englishman" destroyed the British economy mob - it closed shop in the 60s - running on North sea fumes ever since.

When they destroyed the post war British Boffin culture in the 60s - it was all over bar some time

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacGZ4LxK-0

The world suffers from a extreme form of attention defecit disorder me thinks.

Gordon Brown was merely the iceing on the cake........ I feel sorry for the stupid fucker really - a essential dupe but nothing of consequence really.

 

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 22:55 | 1681096 DogSlime
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Don't feel sorry for that megalomaniac bastard.  I remember his smug fucking smile as he repeatedly announced his "end to boom-and-bust" and his "decade of unparallelled prosperity".  Fucking creep.  He should burn in hell.

Remember his "we not only saved the world..." gaff when he committed the UK to generations of servitude paying for his bank bail-outs?  The bastard really thought he was some kind of financial messiah.  Probably still does.

Blair was even worse.  They should put Blair, Brown and Bush into a big blender, add some breadcrumbs and onions and whizz the whole fucking mixture while the world watches.  The resulting pulp can be pressed into discs and sold to McDonalds.  Quarter-pound cuntburger.

Sun, 09/18/2011 - 02:48 | 1681418 english serf
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The arsehole is a jock anyway, as was darling etc, we should give them independence and tell em to fuck off

Sat, 09/17/2011 - 23:43 | 1681235 NoTTD
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He may be right about this but, on th eother hand, he's a total twat.

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