Frau Merkel Summarizes The Situation

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Thank you Angie for confirming what we all knew: that absent the help of the 950% debt-to-GDP levered UK, the European experiement is over.

  • MERKEL SAYS 'WE NEED GREAT BRITAIN IN THE EUROPEAN UNION' - BLOOMBERG

Well, uh, fingers crossed and good luck with that.

And some other headlines from the Frau:

  • MERKEL SAYS GREECE IN 'VERY COMPLICATED SITUATION'
  • MERKEL SAYS GREECE NEEDS FULL DISCLOSURE OF ECONOMIC SITUATION
  • MERKEL SAYS GREECE EURO EXIT WOULD HAVE 'INCALCULABLE' IMPACT
  • MERKEL SAYS JOINT DEBT ONLY PAPERS OVER COMPETITIVENESS GAPS

And more such talking points, but this one is best:

  • MERKEL SAYS SHE WILL HAVE NO PART IN FORCING GREECE OUT OF THE EURO - RTRS

Yup, she will leave that decision to the Greek 100% beggar-to-citizen population. Oh, and fiscal feudalism 101... it's back:

  • MERKEL SAYS EUROPEAN NATIONS WILL NEED TO CEDE MORE POWER TO EU.
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Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:13 | 2134802 redpill
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Nigel should have a field day with this one...

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:15 | 2134812 WALLST8MY8BALL
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UKIP = Freedom!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2134834 lineskis
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Yeah, just ask Nigel Farage! xD
http://www.youtube.com/europarl

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:23 | 2134871 DoChenRollingBearing
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Stay (relatively) free England!  Stay out of the snakepit that is the Eurozone!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:30 | 2134913 TruthInSunshine
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Everything's good in the hood (not even 2007-2008, 1999 or 1932 even remotely compared to this Matrix):

Dow approaches 13000, and maybe a record to come 

 

Fox News‎ - 34 minutes ago Now the Dow is within reach of the rarefied 13000 mark — a level it hasn't seen since May 2008, four months before the financial system almost came apart.
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:30 | 2134918 idea_hamster
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Ponzi by definition -- need more investors to keep it going!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:39 | 2134968 Manthong
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"GREECE IN 'VERY COMPLICATED SITUATION'
GREECE NEEDS FULL DISCLOSURE
GREECE EURO EXIT WOULD HAVE 'INCALCULABLE' IMPACT
JOINT DEBT ONLY PAPERS OVER COMPETITIVENESS GAPS"

Omigosh… who would ever have thought any of that?

They should do something about that.. maybe lend them some money or something.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:05 | 2135092 B-rock
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They need Canada -- and Australia -- and China in the European Union.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:37 | 2135211 Ahmeexnal
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This image correctly represents the current state of the eurozone:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Admiral_Graf_Spee_Flames.jpg

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:40 | 2135223 Manthong
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At the  rate they are going, they will probably need to hit up a country with a better reputation and credit rating..

like Bangladesh.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 20:22 | 2136264 Bananamerican
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"At the  rate they are going, they will probably need to hit up a planet with a better reputation and credit rating"

there.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:59 | 2135332 tekhneek
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Why don't we just rehypothecate Greece back to itself a few times?

Worth a shot.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:53 | 2135660 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Is that why Greeks never leave thier little brothers bedhind?

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 00:23 | 2136839 Mike North
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They will need more than that. They need the federation of planets from star trek.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:49 | 2135273 CIABS
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DoChenRollingBearing:  The City of London is the biggest snakepit in world history.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:37 | 2134969 JPM Hater001
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You know that part in Scanners right before the guys head explodes?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:06 | 2135094 ChrisFromMorningside
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The Last Hurrah?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:58 | 2135301 cranky-old-geezer
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Dow is within reach of the rarefied 13000 mark

Today's 13,000 Dow is 7,800 in '07 dollars.

So it's still down 45% since '07's 14,000 high.

Looking at it another way, '07's 14,000 high is 23,300 in today's dollars.

We're barely back to 13,000.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:00 | 2135339 tekhneek
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What are you using to calculate '07 dollars? Fed #, or Shadow Stats?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:23 | 2135447 cranky-old-geezer
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My calcs use 40% loss of dollar value since 2007.

It's actually 47.05% loss of value based on gold spot price over that time period, but some of it is higher public awareness of gold, so I use 40%.

People don't realize how much value the US dollar has lost since '07.  It's pushing 50% now.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 18:46 | 2135940 Rynak
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Good..... now, visualize how wages as well as middle and upper middleclass profits developed over that timespan.......

....next up, imagine the timespan shortening from 5 years, to ONE year.... so, about 40-50% in one year.....

....that is how much the german population "benefited" from just the first one year of the EMU :-)

And from what i have heard from other europeans, similiar things happened there, in a matter of about 3 years. Which brings up the question: How can wealth devalue THAT fast, for EVERYONE (though, some a bit more than others)?....... Dunndunndunnn!!!

Oh, wait..... does voicing the opinion that the introduction of the EMU, impoverished and bancrupted europe (or at least pushed it over the edge).... make me an extremist? Hmm, should stop talking now... else i may give some people ideas.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:47 | 2135016 Eally Ucked
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That's what they should do! From Europe side they're the biggest time bomb. Let them print and enjoy free wheeling for now. We will see how the situation develops.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:01 | 2135074 GOSPLAN HERO
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Free England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland ...

aka Britain or UK.

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:40 | 2135226 walküre
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Indeed. England stay out of the Eurozone. The City is becoming less and less relevant. London is a has been. Keep the UK tied to the US, the Windsors tied to the Rothschilds and leave everyone else alone. Please, England go down with the US sinking ship.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:13 | 2135407 trav7777
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huh?  London reclaimed its spot at the top of world financial centers recently. 

The London/NYC axis is massively larger than anywhere else.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:26 | 2135475 TruthInSunshine
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London & NYC, joined at the incestuous hip, sister cities & home bases for the fractional reserve alchemists.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:44 | 2135248 Lets Hang Parliament
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Not a problem Do Chen. Cameron has promised us a referendum on anything contentious (although I am more than aware of the value of such promises by politicians). Signing up for the euro just isn't going to happen ex a very large pile of dead bodies atop which will be mine!

Merkel's "crie de couer" suggests that the European Tobin tax is dead and buried (another foregone conclusion...although Sarkozy has unilaterally declared that France will go it alone...as if the French banks arent in enough trouble already!)

Meanwhile the "POSX" as Turd calls it (USDX to you mere mortals) is taking a bath - looks like a race to the bottom for both currencies from where I sit. And the PMs are on a tear - I wonder why?!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:18 | 2135140 Silver Bug
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Good luck with that one Merkel, the british people will fight this tooth and nail. I just hope their politicians don't sell them out. Like many other countries have.

 

http://jimrickards.blogspot.com/

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:41 | 2135229 walküre
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We're counting on just that. At last, the Brits can be blamed when the Eurozone failed.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:50 | 2135278 Lets Hang Parliament
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Walkure - you think that's a cross we cant bear? Bring it on!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:54 | 2135300 knukles
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To claim something momentous, historical and relevant of a benevelont nature.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:59 | 2135335 Dismal Scientist
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Nope, the French will be to blame, when the replacement for Sarkozy decides not to sing from the Angie songbook. The Brits will just say 'told you so', and watch while the Germans revert to type...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2134821 FinHits
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New Euro-Nationalists - Nigel tells Merkel some home truths in 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq_6e1A7gzA

 

Gotta love Nigel Farage. Thanks for reminder to watch the new stuff. There should be plenty of things for him to comment with a certaing glee...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2134849 Jack Burton
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Amen! Thank god for Nigel! Britain needs to get 100% out of the EU and all it's communist laws that make Britain a slave to illegal immigrants and lega EU migrants. British fought and died in wars to preserve their nation now the pack of wanker EU communists want to turn Britain into Europe's dumping ground for unwanted immigrants.

Screw the EU, liars, wankers, communists. Niegel knows. Britains need to demand Britain "Get Out of the EU". Why be a Soviet Republic in the year 2012. Recapture freedom and British democracy!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:33 | 2134946 tim73
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The hauling of your Island next to your special relationship but equally broke pal called USA might be a bit of a problem. Especially when those damn Irish are blocking the route. Then it will be equally difficult to split your island if bravehearts up north decide to go independent and/or declare Germany as their new daddy. 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:03 | 2135082 morning_glory
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I think Obama recently stated that France is the USA's greatest ally.

For some reason he doesn't seem to like the Brits much.

 

Wed, 02/08/2012 - 00:25 | 2136843 StychoKiller
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Obamatron also "promised" to close GITMO...

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:47 | 2135267 Lets Hang Parliament
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As long as they take the Royal Bank of Scotland with them I'll vote for that!

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:46 | 2135255 walküre
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That immigration problem the Brits are having is 100% home made. Can't go sailing the 7-Seas and pillaging and looting the crap out of every place and not expect that someday, the poor suckers are knocking on your own door. Her Royal Majesty, Queen of Treausre Island, the glorified ruler over the United Pirate Kingdom and her Not-So-Commonwealth-More-So-Privatewealth Extraction scheme.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:24 | 2134884 Black Forest
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Nigel should have a field day with this one...

I agree. Eventually, in one or two years time, Bloomberg's headline will be this one:

MERKEL SAYS 'WE NEED GERMANY IN THE EUROPEAN UNION'

 

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:40 | 2135225 nonny mouse
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Merkel will be a name in the history books by then.

What will Chancellor Gabriel have to say about it?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:26 | 2134897 LongSoupLine
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uhhhh, has Merkel seen Britain's debt to GDP ratio?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:35 | 2134959 _ConanTheLibert...
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This shows how pathetic the situation has become. We need a worldwide reset, a gold standard and the smallest governments possible. The world would be thriving more than ever in no time.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 18:09 | 2135761 Things that go bump
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Thriving as they throve in the 19th century or maybe the first half of the 20th? It wasn't a bad time to be alive really, Better hygiene meant more people could expect some or even all of their children to live to grow up.  All of my grandparents were born in the 19th century and my great grandmother, who lived until I was in high school, had brothers who fought in the Indian wars (one ended up Indian Agent at the Rosebud Reservation). We are a long-lived bunch on both sides of the family. One of my grandmothers lived to see a great great grandchild placed in her arms. I was born right in the middle of the 20th century. f I am spared, in my great old age, I expect to bore my great grandchildren at Christmas, telling them that when I was a girl of 18, on live TV, I saw the first man walk on the moon.  But for us to to get back to something that is probably sustainable means there is a great die off in our not too distant future and you and I and most of us reading, along with all those we hold near and dear will probably be long dead before the world gets back to where it needs to go.  I believe it is going to be awful on a scope never seen before, and I think that is the most optimistic view. What with Fukashima and the Gulf of Mexico, and the nuclear bombs that are probably going to be thrown around, this may be an extinction level event and man just another unsuccessful experiment of nature.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:49 | 2136082 Ahmeexnal
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I agree with everything you say, with the sole exception of the very last word you used.

Mankind is not a product of nature.  You humans are just one of millions of "petri dishes" being monitored by more advanced civilizations.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:38 | 2134972 slaughterer
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We need a "Million Dollar Bonus" post on this.  Please.  

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:00 | 2135070 Ag1761
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MERKEL SAYS 'WE NEED GREAT BRITAIN IN THE EUROPEAN UNION'

 

That my friends was a declaration of war. Where do I sign up, we march on the hun tomorrow.

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:37 | 2135210 unemployable
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who's Nigel ?

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:31 | 2135517 Cathartes Aura
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Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_59q3FvPgQ

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:14 | 2135412 Sharks with las...
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Nigel, take a look at UK's government debt level. Then we can talk. But yeah, if Miss Merkel says so then we can be sure that euro is pretty much history. The chart on the bottom of this page is gonna crash through the floow soon: http://bit.ly/wZ7orO

Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:15 | 2134803 hedgeless_horseman
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  • MERKEL SAYS 'WE NEED GREAT BRITAIN IN THE EUROPEAN UNION' 

  • It's a trap!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:28 | 2134905 Instant Wealth
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    ... smells like a S&P downgrade for the UK.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:43 | 2134999 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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    Merkle farts in your general direction.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:47 | 2135017 DoChenRollingBearing
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    :thumb up: in your direction!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:04 | 2135360 Dismal Scientist
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    Now thats an unpleasant thought, with an arse that big...

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:04 | 2135088 Rip van Wrinkle
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    It's a joke.

     

    See those 'riots'in Greece? The English only rise up once in about three or four hundred years. But when they do....

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:23 | 2134810 AC_Doctor
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    Is the fat frauline singing yet?  Merkel knows the fuse is burning faster than all the EU kleptocrats can run while chewing mouthful's of pretzels on empty bladders.

     

    Tylers:  How about a day end NANEX HFT video update of the MOMO's in action?

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:20 | 2134813 TruthInSunshine
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!

    Cameron ain't comin' around unless Britain's biggest industry, the Ponzi that is banking & financial services (and that has been pounding 99.5% of brits in their arses on a daily basis for generations), gets a Hank Paulson-Ben Bernanke-esque TARP/TALF/QEtoInfinity/ZIRP4ever/MaidenLanesEverywhere  BAILOUT, bitchez!

    Warm up the ECB-CERN Print-A-Lot and lube the rears of Europeans!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:58 | 2135060 wandstrasse
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    prepare ship for - gasp - ludicrous speed.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:04 | 2135362 Acet
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    Keep in mind that Merkel said the "European Union", not the "Eurozone".

    To not be in the "European Union" the UK would have to leave it. If that happened, the rest of the EU nations would be unlikelly to extend to a betraying - that's how they would see it - UK the same access to the EU market as they do to the likes of Switzerland (the rest of the EU would gain little from it), so the UK would loose free access to EU markets. This would kill most of the Financial Services Industry in London which is heavilly dependant on providing services and trading in the European Union (and would be great for the likes of Paris, Zurich and Frankfurt, one more reason why it would be highly unlikelly that the EU gave a departing UK free access to the EU market).

    Cameron's lips are so thoroughly glued to the ass of the Financial Services Industries and the City of London that he would never let this happen.

    As for the Eurozone, for the UK to join the Eurozone would be stupendously idiotic and I doubt anybody is seriously considering it.

     

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:16 | 2134816 battle axe
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    Great Britain to Merkel, "Sod off", or "Tag your it". 

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:55 | 2135009 earleflorida
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    sarkozy plays cupid and stings cameron in the ass with a tobin love arrow,... and the great hypocritical loudmouth basking in the sinking isles, of a 'once-upon-a-time', fairy-tale princess lizzy domain --- poops-up, ze` mighty mouse nigel, that roars like a nite-time read ---  yes, UK's only, sir nigel, responding,... 'no fair', we were first --- as angela smirks a fair-weather kiss, starboard, and windswept ed towards sarky's aft,...

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:16 | 2134817 Theta_Burn
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    L O L Z

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:16 | 2134819 kito
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    ha!!!! parasite needs new host...................

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:17 | 2134823 5880
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    It's over for the euro,

    all the market selling will happen in a panic

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:17 | 2134824 prains
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    MERKEL SAYS GREECE IN 'VERY COMPLICATED SITUATION' = broke, not too complicated

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:54 | 2135045 withnmeans
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    True, however it should read MERKEL SAYS GERMANY IN "VERY COMPLICATED SITUATION"  Greece is going to take them all down with her!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:45 | 2135252 HardlyZero
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    Somebody grab a vid of that bunga party.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2134828 AccreditedEYE
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    I REALLY wish my creditors were as LEIN-ient with me as the market as a whole is being with Europe. How asset managers have ANY hope in what is passing for leadership over there is beyond me. Total BS.  

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2134829 Kaiser Sousa
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    Run Brits run...as fast as you bloody well can....dammit!!!!!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:18 | 2134831 battle axe
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    Merkel will have no part in forcing Greece out of the Euro. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA, how do you know Merkel is lying, her lips are moving. 

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2134838 pine_marten
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    They need to spread the pain to more people.  Might as well have them all revolt at the same time I guess.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:19 | 2134842 Rogier
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    Uhm... Great Britain IS part of the European Union...

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:22 | 2134860 LawsofPhysics
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    Last time I checked they still used the pound.  So, no, they are not part of the monetary and fiscal "union".

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:25 | 2134889 onebir
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    The EU existed a long time before the monetary union (& associated fiscal pact(s)).../

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:25 | 2134892 Rogier
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    Great Britain is part of the European Union, it is not a part of the Eurozone...

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:32 | 2134936 _ConanTheLibert...
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    Correct. Hardly complicated huh.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:43 | 2134952 LawsofPhysics
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    Yes, and Great Britain's faith in the success and commitment to that European Union is evident in their acceptance of the Euro - NOT.

    Wake up, there has never been any kind of union as far as the U.K. is concerned.  Yet another sheep.  See the "yes minester" link below in this thread to get a better understanding of U.K. policy and how they "participate without participating" as it were.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:25 | 2134893 caerus
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    they aren't bound to accept the euro as currency which i believe is the point being made

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:31 | 2134906 alien-IQ
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    I think Merekel wants them to play ball...they won't

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 16:40 | 2135221 disabledvet
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    Well they don't call it a "Hail Mary pass" for nothin'. My sources have told me "Chancellor Miracle" has informed Switzerland to "go long on this one."

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2134845 CClarity
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    Merkel says all countries and people are welcome back to the Deutchemark, the new/old currency of the European Union.  DeutchZone.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 19:29 | 2136112 Ahmeexnal
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    Douche mark it will be indeed. Weimar 1923 Douche marks!

    The Rentenmark was introduced at a rate 1 Rentenmark = 1012 Deutsche Mark, establishing an exchange rate of 1 United States dollar = 4.2 RM.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:20 | 2134847 The trend is yo...
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    Im glad she's a rocket scientist

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2134850 LawsofPhysics
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    LOL!!!!  The U.K. is broke too!!! Let me fix that for you Merkel - "We need any one of the BRICs in the European Union"

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 17:00 | 2135336 chubbar
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    Even if the U.K. wasn't broke, it's looking over the fence at Greece getting ready to shit its pants with portugal, italy and spain all having the look of intestinal distress on their faces. Does that asshat think they are really going to jump into bed with those countries on the cusp of default? This is pure comedy!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2134853 youngman
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    That is where all the good crooked bankers are....why not....!!!!!

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:28 | 2134854 Jlmadyson
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    AKA THE PONZI IS ABOUT TO FAIL.

    Indiana Jones once said;

    WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

    This is where they are now.

    I should also point out there is no lever to save them from the debt leviathan that will crush the EU and world soon enough.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:21 | 2134855 Stoploss
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    Somebody is over the barrel and it aint Greece.

    Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:23 | 2134877 LawsofPhysics
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    Yep.  If a bank lends you a little bit of money and you can't pay it back, that is your problem.  If the bank lends you a huge amount of money and you cannot pay it back, then it is the bank's problem.

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