French Regulator Urges Banks To Write Down Greek Debt To Realistic Levels

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LawsofPhysics's picture

So, outright default then?  How long can the French Banks liquidate dollar assets and what is to stop other EU countries from doing so?  Again it seems like this could go on and on and on...

I think the answer may be in an earlier link, but just how much dollar-denominated assets are on the books of the E.U.?  A little help?

Beastmanager's picture

Write down? They do not know how to write greek. in any position

Josh Randall's picture

It's just a write off for them -- all these big companies they write off everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEL65gywwHQ

FinHits's picture

You see, in the Western culture you can lose all the face you never had, as long as banks and funds don't lose even one percent of bond face value. The same is true in France, plus you honestly believe you never lost any face by doing it.

Arrogance, the power drug for the powerful.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

They are going to have to mark to market all that garbage at some point.  They should just go ahead and do it now.  Recognize the losses, take the hits and move on.

Just like we should.  The longer we or they kick that can means bigger problems.  Take the pain now!

DavidC's picture

If they'd done that in 2008 we wouldn't be in this even greater mess now. Bunch of idiots and children, if they'd behaved like adults we'd be on the road to recovery.

DavidC

Clorox Cowboy's picture

if they'd behaved like adults we'd be on the road to recovery.

Not quite that easy I'm afraid.  This debt crisis is just a symptom of the real problem.  We're running out of cheap energy.  Shhh...don't tell anyone, maybe they haven't noticed yet.

Augustus's picture

Nonsense.

How much cheaper would NG have to be for you to recognize that it is at a low cost now?

That "Shhh ..." is to keep the noise down so that your sleep will not be disturbed.

falak pema's picture

frak gas cheap??? WIth its in-buillt ecological collateral damage costs which look incommensurable, especially in dense urban areas?

macholatte's picture

 

Slowly even those staunchest critics of reality, namely undercapitalized and insolvent French banks, are coming to grips with the truth that they are going to see massive losses on their tens of billions of French debt exposure.

They are not idiots or fools. They have known the truth for quite some time and have been simply looking to do what they have always done..... lay off the losses onto the tax payers while they (the individuals at the top) prosper and parachute out. Just because there is more press coverage of the squirming doesn't mean TPTB aren't all over it and configuring a way to get away. This will not fall apart until they are comfortable that they have saved themselves and sacrificed the fewest soldiers.

Frank Pentangeli: Those were the great old days,you know... And we was like the Roman Empire... The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire...

Tom Hagen: When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance... to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.
Tom Hagen: That was a good break. A nice deal.
Frank Pentangeli: Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

 

 

Clorox Cowboy's picture

They are going to have to mark to market all that garbage at some point.

Umm...you sure about that?  I think that's exactly what this game is about.  They don't EVER want to take those losses, and over the past 3 years they've convinced nearly every politician on the planet that taking losses is taboo.

So who's going to force them to take the losses?

knight99's picture

The French banks will be nationalized befor this is done.

LawsofPhysics's picture

As I understand it, that would require that France leave the E.U. first.  Rock, meet hard place.

earleflorida's picture

ah yes,... the city of lights has been forsaken by the illuminati 

Instant Wealth's picture

otherwise

au revoir, banque inutile

falak pema's picture

nothing new, banque inutile becomes banque futile but utile.

Hannibal's picture

"The French banks will be nationalized befor this is done."

as they should be, a local public utility and Not a casino gambling with opm.

Bazinga's picture

Realistic equals fantasy in our bankster's minds. Can anyone say Mark to Market? That has worked quite well here in the US...

greenfire's picture

Mon dieu! Never.  It is, how do you say, impossible...  We are the bankers, and we have a lifestyle to maintain, because we, like American Bankers are mieux que le reste!

In response, I would say
impossible n'est pas français!

Sqworl's picture

The Greek economic system:
> You have two cows. You declare none. You borrow another ten, throw a big party, and eat them all. You then go on strike to demand more cows...

kaiserhoff's picture

Even CNBC is getting spanked on this.  This morning, one of their guests said, "if some magic fairy came along and paid all of the Greek debts, they'd be broke again in a month."

Comay Mierda's picture

he's expecting the banks to be honest?

Dick Darlington's picture

But where is Mr Denial 2011, Christian Noyer? Christian? Christiaaaaan? Christiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

falak pema's picture

Noyer means 'core nut'.  I think if the banks avow to this meltdown, the nut will dissolve and Christian will  bicycle like a famous Lancelot, on one central banking nut! 

Josh Randall's picture

Remember when numbers didn't lie ?

earleflorida's picture

parley that with the greek alphabet and you get an aztec tranche - go figure 

MrBoompi's picture

If they let Greece "get away with this" I want our national debt to immediately be slashed by 70% too!!!

LawsofPhysics's picture

And there's the rub (moral hazard). My money is on a completely black market form of trade and commerce to resume long before the E.U. figures out what to do with Greece.

Trimmed Hedge's picture

Taylor, please write/post more about 9-course fine-dining experiences.

Nobody cares about this Euro junk.

TIA

machineh's picture

The Fed's bitch is wheeled out for the final hour ramp:

03:00 Yellen: QE3 could be used if big easing needed 

jarboejl's picture

The Hopium is strong with this one.

buzzsaw99's picture

yellen = east coast joo banker, former head of the sf fed. that makes a lot of friggin' sense. carpet bagging bitch.

Withdrawn Sanction's picture

So if the banks follow the regulator's advice, does that constitute a "default event" and thereby trigger CDS payouts?  Inquiring minds want to know...

falak pema's picture

The french banks, as RM so aptly said, have to bite the bullet. It will be the trigger which will allow Sarkozy to gracefully retract, if the banks avow to 'cooking' their books, and downgrade their asset sheets to market. Its the signal that France will then accept to change the rules of responsibiity as the charade will be over. Lets hope that Sarkozy can tell the wood from the trees. And that the cookie crumbles where Merkel wants the EfSF to be, aka in a realistic place, not where Timmy and Ben would like her to place it, with Sarkozy's collusion, based on french banking make belief and sarkozy's desire to serve US interests and his own election agenda. 

But as downside this will make the 2012 deflationary shakedown more imminent. Unless, Ben begins the QE3 machine, from here to infinity.

FinHits's picture

Yeah, it is all about those 6 months to Presidential elections for Sarkozy. By demanding the ridiculous Greek Bailout II goes through with -21% PSI and no changes, he would get a few tens of billions of Euro free bank capitalisation money to France from the other sucker nations of Eurozone over the lifetime of the second bailout (many of them without any exposure to Greek or even PIIGS), just so that some French banks wouldn't need to write off a few hundred million Euro more in 2011.

It is beyond belief how arrogant the French behaviour is, holding the whole world ransom to their arrogance. They get the full support from the French ex-finance minister woman in IMF and the French pensioner in ECB.

He is now facing his comeuppance. I hope.

Belarus's picture

Kyle Bass and his Hayman Capital research concluded Greece would default: that the banks neeeded to take a 75-80% hair-cut on Greek bonds to come close to making it realistic. And the problem with that, there's no way they can afford that...as the lookthrough to France's debt, and therefore credit rating, would result in an immediate downgrade by S P. France knows this, and thus hits one of the three pillars yet again--sovereign stress, which is why Sarkozy is begging Germany to help with cross-border banking recaps. 

BTW, Kyle Bass has bet Germany exits the EURO when all is said and done and he's looking more right by the day. Plus, no matter what Germany initially plans to do, there is no way they will go all in, that would be all the power in the weak sovereigns and they know this, which is why they won't do it. Just see EFSF cap here on ZH of just $200b.

See? Next week should be epic. 

machineh's picture

They've promised to solve it all in six days.

And on the seventh day they rest, to savor their monumental achievement!

Yeah, right ...

Belarus's picture

And one other thing, the market is seeing exactly this: the Greek hair-cut HAS to be bigger, which puts far more stress on France, as Germany refuses to go all-in. Just see the countless posts my ZH on the French-German yiled spread at WW II highs of 1.2%. Expect that to continue to widen as Germany holds its ground and everything, I mean, everything, begins grinding to a halt next week. 

Schmuck Raker's picture

How, pray tell, does one place a bet on Germany leaving the Euro? Aside from shorting the Euro.

Eurodollar's picture

Greece will survive til after the German elections. After that Der Merkel will rock the bunga bunga party to the max, put on some tight lederhosen and feed 12" of pure pain greek style to Pap the castrated puppy.

 

 

Lord Welligton's picture

The FT reports that the French stock market regulator has told French banks to apply realistic assumptions to their Greek debt haircuts.

He is as they say in the game of Rugby "Getting his retaliation in first".

He knows what's coming and wants to be able to say ... "But but but it wasn't my fault. I told them to be realistic. Can I have my pension and lump sum pay-off know please".

Regulator my arse.

Where was he for the last two years?

Mark123's picture

Don't they just get jobs with the banks after they stop regulating....that is their lump sum pay-off.

Cone of Uncertainty's picture

The next time my PM comes to be screaming about a stock that is down I'm just going to say the following:

"Bitch, chill the fuck out and relax, these quotes are subdued."

Hannibal's picture

US smart asses still under-estimating Euro sissy tallk, proves that what you Do is what matters, not what you say.

Viva Le Europe.

Mark123's picture

Let's have a telethon for French Banks.  Is Gerry Lewis still alive?  He could co-host with Ben Bernanke!

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

As a banker would say, "Please translate realistic."

youngandhealthy's picture

Mark Greek debt to market some id...ts say? What market? Cash market in Greek debts is dead... If U R talking CDS...give me a break...they changed the rules for CDSs 3 months ago...so if that tiny trickle of trades conducted by "pimpled faced traines at Goldman" should make a market....well get URself lobotimized.