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Freudian Slip - Chicago Style
We knew things are worse than presented... But this much worse? And in Chicago of all places - the city of (aggressively enforced) spin?
Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune
h/t Kathy Dervin
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In getting rid of the Math(s) (for UK residents only!), Tyler was deleveraging, or he just couldn't get the staff to devise the questions.
" I cannot imagine what will happen to these slackers when the brown stuff his the fan next year."
They are going to go berzerk, what else? Remember what gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson said: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Well, next year we are going to have an awful lot of people turning pro.
Sorry, but frankly, they're too lazy, and too stupid to go beserk. They'll probably make Molokov cocktails without knowing the there needs to be a cork in the bottle before you tie the gasoline laden rag around the neck, so the few aggressive ones will fry themselves.
This last generation doesn't even understand how a Molokov cocktail works.
Further, our military and quasi-military forces (ordinary police) will have no qualms about silencing them for good.
This blog post is the SOS we've been seeing since the Reagan '80s, when the first two "unofficial" jobless recoveries took place.
Now since 1990, we are experiencing our fourth "official" jobless recovery.
Just what are these jobs and who is doing the hiring, and what is their arbitrary critiera?
And do they claim that this time, as they have so many times in the past, because they are planning to offshore those jobs, or bring in foreign visa scab workers?
Your s**t stinks, as they vernacular goes.....
Also, many employers, not particularly intelligent or experienced (and soon to be unsuccessful) desire 20-year-old, stunning young beautiful women, with Ph.D.s in comp. sci., math, and graphic arts, who wear micro-skirts with expensive and delicious-looking nylons, and always wish to go out for drinks after work.
That's why those jobs are going unfilled, assuming they actually exist, which we doubt.
Also, the only thing most American corporate management are capable of anymore are (1) offshoring jobs, (2) importing foreign visa scab workers, (3) and peddling junk paper.
Any further questions??????
Fuck chicago. As a pilot, Im still pissed about Meigs field and how that scumfuck Daley just rolled in and carved up the runways. I hope you rot in hell you piece of shit. Fuck your city, fuck your cops and fuck anyone with the last name DALEY--- and Obama.
...the other 90% are receiving a six figure pension.
There is a paradigm shift occuring in skilled labor and offered wages. The bid-ask gap for skills is widening as companies become more automated they require people with skills that have a much longer learning curve. People that have spent years acquiring those skills are facing a widening bid-ask gap of offered wages by companies attempting to take advantage of the unemployment situation. Why should I accept a high-stress fast-paced job of unknown duration with lousy benefits for $20-$30 an hour that will probably give me ulcers when I can make $10-$15 an hour with tons of overtime if I want it in a laid-back no brains required job that doesn't harsh my buzz? Life is too short and if they won't pay what the skills are worth then companies deserve to suffer an "Atlas Shrugged" collapse.
Maybe they have 3.3 million job openings they can't afford to fill?
I see this in IT field all the time. One job will be advertised and duplicated and will show up as 20 jobs. On top of it they have to post these jobs so they can show to the governmetn that they couldn't fill them with American workers. Then the jobs will go to low paid H1B workers from India.
The NL actually offered authorization to the AL to put a group in Chicago, illinois, offered he not use the town name in the crew's advertising. Comiskey shifted his St. John group to the Near Southern region Part and rebranded it the Light Hose, getting a handle that had once been used by the Chicago, illinois Canines. http://www.bbtix.com/chicago-white-sox-tickets.php