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Friday Humor: 1-800-UGLY

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"This time it's different" and "Ugly is contained"

h/t Nick Colas

 


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Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:15 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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I BUY UGLY assets: 1-800-BERNANK

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment redpill
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I buy UGLY prostitutes: 1-800-555-4DSK

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:23 | Link to Comment BKbroiler
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I buy clunkers - 1 - 800 - THE - BIG - O

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment PiratePawpaw
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I buy barbarous relics. 867-5309

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:37 | Link to Comment crusty curmudgeon
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Oh, man.  Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

“Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion – in the long run, these are the only people who count.” Robert Heinlein

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Never thought it would come to this.. Ben working street corners..

and he could have been somebody,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzBgR0UoYo

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:06 | Link to Comment Sofa King Confused
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I Buy Mature Women.... 1-800-YOMILFS

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:11 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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The Bernank only buys ugly from his budies at the TBTF banks....that way main street pays for the uglies and the banksters get to keep the 'babes'.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:20 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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I give great deals on trade-ins, BR-549, ask for Junior Samples.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Anusocracy
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I buy everything government says.... 1-800-DUMYANK

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment DCFusor
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+1 just for knowing Heinlein.  Dirty old man, but a great conservative thinker.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment blunderdog
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Heinlein was pretty "gay friendly" for a conservative...he was big on State power, though.

Ever read his essays about how to protect us against the Soviet nuke menace?  He suggested forcibly migrating urban residents to disperse the population and make us more resistant to missile attack.

How would people be migrated?  The Marines would do door-to-door sweeps.  Heh.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment gmj
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That reminds me of this:

"I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know."

Bill Murray, http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/209927-bill-murray-on-personal-responsibility

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment MillionDollarBogus_
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I buy Vote Up's (green arrows).....

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Anglo Hondo
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FAIL !!

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:59 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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MDB, I would love to be a fly on the wall of some bar where you're cocktailing with some numbnuts and winding them up...are you as good in person as you are on paper?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Canuckistan Al
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Hey Jenny, Is it YOU, that I turn to? I see you are "STACKED"

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment hidingfromhelis
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I buy politicians.  1 - 800 - WER - TBTF.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment FoxMulder
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You didn't buy that. 1-800-SMBDY-LS

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment Caggge
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1-BYE-BYE-USPS

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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Wasn't that a Bush program?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment divide_by_zero
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Tempting, but July 2009

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment vast-dom
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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The 21 facts about America's failing infrastructure listed by Michael Snyder are just unbelievable....

He further said:

So where did we go wrong?

Well, one of the big problems is that we have become a very materialistic society that is obsessed with short-term thinking.  Investing in infrastructure is something that has long-term benefits, but these days Americans tend to only be focused on what is happening right now and most politicians are only focused on the next election cycle.

Another major problem is that there is so much corruption and waste in our system these days. The government certainly spends more than enough money, but very little of that money is spent wisely.  A lot of the money that could be going toward rebuilding our infrastructure is being poured down the toilet instead.  For much more on this, please read my previous article entitled "16 Sickening Facts That Show How Members Of Congress And Federal Workers Are Living The High Life At Your Expense".

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:05 | Link to Comment Umh
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Every year when the cities come up with budgets they ooh and ah about their new and improved wealth  destruction programs. They get the money by not fixing pipes, schools, roads, sidewalks, sewers, street signs, bridges... you know all the thinks that have to exist to make a place liveable. They then wonder why people move out of the cities.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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"The truth is that you ugly, not on the outside

But in the inside on the outside you frontin you lovely"

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Funny how they absolutely destroyed DSK's shit with one fell swoop. And then a few more surfaced to keep him in ignominy forevs. Gotta love dem elites.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 22:35 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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The satanic Jew-bankster destroyed himself. As will they all.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:45 | Link to Comment tawdzilla
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I Buy Ugly/Bearded Central Bankers   800-TBTFAIL or 888-giantsquid

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:34 | Link to Comment buckethead
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After This, (the first comment by slaughterer) no other posts were necessary. Just green.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:15 | Link to Comment HedgeAccordingly
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Oh it is very different this time trust me - http://bit.ly/gFWVSm

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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From the title, I thought this was a Maxine Waters thang.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment max2205
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At the Bar, it's wise to GO UGLY EARLY

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:28 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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A fellow professor's compliment to his gf:  You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I shit you not.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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bullshit

that was a line from Leave It To Beaver if my ancient brain is data retrieving correctly

though Answers attributes it to Hee Haw

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:51 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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I didn't say it was original, dog breath.  I just said he was crazy enough to use it.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Agent P
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It was Hee Haw (Junior and Lulu).

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:01 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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If you go ugly early, you'd better leave with some meat because otherwise, you'll have substantially reduced your value to the rest of the pack (who are watching to see if you'll hit on anything that moves).  I think it's a play it by ear sort of thing...  whatever the situation demands...  if there is a modeling convention going on, then might want to wait til last call to go find one that'll be guarding a bridge the next day.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment hidingfromhelis
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A "two" at ten is a "ten" at two.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Agent P
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All the girls are pretty at the end of the night.  But just remember what Jeff Daniels says in his song, "You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin."

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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@ HedgeAccordingly

The Mediterranean sluts are much more desirable than the one posted in your above link!!

Check them here :-)> LoL

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Ima anal sphincter
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Well.....THAT brightened my day.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Ugly is as Ugly does....

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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I think you mean 1-806-ugly. [ F-UGLY]

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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I wonder if he pays for ugly houses in beautiful Gold?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment AGuy
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Sure! Gold plated tungsten.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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So has Minnesota become the latest capital of "UGLY"?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Yes.  I've seen similar billboards on I35, though they're not done with a Sharpie.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Argonaught
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This group has been in operation in Minneapolis and Milwaukee for some time now (since before the last bubble).  I guess it is possible it is multiple groups, but the seems an unlikely co-incidence.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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TN too. My son and I laughed at one of these signs on the road two weeks ago.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Blano
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They've popped back up on I-30 here in Dallas too.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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Depends where in MN.  North Minneapolis is a shithole.  The midway between the TC downtowns is mostly a shithole.  Duluth has a few decent parts but is mostly a shithole.  East St Cloud is a shithole.  Anyone who has lived in MN for very long knows exactly what I am talking about.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 09:46 | Link to Comment northerngirl
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LOL!  In the category of ULGY, Minnesota has so much more to offer.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:17 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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The Exies "Ugly"

Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me

We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Are you Ugly?

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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Minneapolis, Jim in MN, is that you?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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612 is more St Paul.  952 and 763 more common in Minneapolis.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Atlantis Consigliore
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new program securitize it;  Fraudi May I Fraui Mack you, 

get the street walking realtors out,  securitize repo 5 million homes

into rentals,  with no rent caps:  $ 8 Billion in capital ready to buy.

if you Repo it,  they will come.

 

sheeple...

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment theriddick
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I bang ugly coyotes....

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Careful theriddick, Bennie has dibs on blowing goats.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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Why did I visualize Barney Frank when you said "blowing goats"? 

 

Try and un-visualize that thought

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:24 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Trailing thin threads of spittle, his lips tremble and awkwardly part in strained, herky-jerk spasms. As he crouches down to receive the small swollen member, he licks his lips, his desire is palpable...

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Saro
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I'm pretty sure your post would constitute domestic terrorism in any reasonable US court of law.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Jason T
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:23 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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ibuyshit- call me, Signed Bennie Bernanke AKA Corrupt Cocksucker

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Shit, why didn't someone tell me the way to get my condo sold is to take off all the shutters and trim, rip up the sidewalk and landscaping, and paint a picture of Alan Greenspan on the front door?  

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:28 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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you are now eligilble for govt assistance, congrats

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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You'd think with all that fiat that the Fed could produce better looking signs.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:32 | Link to Comment bugs_
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beat me by two minutes - its a high frequency comment world

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:48 | Link to Comment hidingfromhelis
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Therein lies the problem.  A dollar just doesn't go as far as it used to.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Can't the Fed afford to put up better signs than that?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:30 | Link to Comment unrulian
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someone should call the guy 612 208 8459

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:38 | Link to Comment pods
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I am still trying 867-5309.

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:43 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Jennys' changed her number.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment exi1ed0ne
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"Hello?"

"Hi, this is Ben.  I was wondering if you'd be interested in an employment opportunity.  We could use some entrepreneurial spirit like that on our team!"

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment SanOvaBeach
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I fuck ugly women (someone gotta DO IT) and buy ugly boats.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment bania
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Some snuggly house, huh? It's breathtaking.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment WhiteNight123129
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Bernanke Did it, Evil Genious bastard (I have a lot of respect for your fainted printing craziness. I love those guys...!!!)

Here it is, market is pushing down the long bond slowly, helping put pressure on the guys hoarding they cash (Corporations and Rich). Spend you motherfucker bastards, the Market and Bernanke have their guns pointed on your cash.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-21/bearish-treasury-bets-hit-a-rec...

 

 

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Raymond Reason
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That is really shallow.  A house should be appreciated for its personality, not its appearance. 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:42 | Link to Comment exi1ed0ne
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And it had better have cab money for the ride home in the morning.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment ShorTed
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You didn't buy that! 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment El Tuco
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Did someone say Ugly?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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They're all good looking at closing time....it's what you wake up to that's a bitch.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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They're not all good looking at closing time...  but a beggar can't be a chooser at that point.  Bang her in the car and drop her off at her house.  Don't let your neighbors see her do the walk of shame...  less chance to bang any decent looking neighbors that way.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Darth Mul
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THIS IS SIMPLY FURTHER PROOF...

 

That Iran is minutes away from having a nuclear weapon.

 

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/09/20/262683/israel-seeks-iran-war-to-keep-lid-on-911/

 

Israel may have to set off a nuke in the US and blame the Iranians to get us to see the light sooner and go to war for Greater Israel again.

The resistance is based not on hate, or on fear, but on amassing and spreading the evidence.

Israel did 9/11

If this fact does not become more widely known, no snarky comments about whatever nonsense the private federal fractional reserve fiat lending cartel does it is just a fucking distraction.

 

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:13 | Link to Comment richard in norway
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it could be that the isralies did 9/11 but i wouldnt trust an iranian scource on that same as i wouldnt trust an israli scource on irans nukes program

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:30 | Link to Comment Magnum
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The article was written by Kevin Barrett a university professor from Wisconsin.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Thisson
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Israel became a state in the '40s.  Isn't it about time that you idiots got over it already?  That "professor" is clearly a nutjob, and so are people that read "Zionist" drivel.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Darth Mul
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What are you on about?  Who argued anything about the existence of the state of Israel per se.  I'm talking about the overwhelming evidence that its intelligence agancy, and elements of our own government [in the DoD, in the Pentagon's Office of Special Plans] were involved in planning and 'running' 9/11.

 

It's not 'not true' because it involves Jews or Israel, nor does the evidence become bad because antisemites believe it without evidence.

 

Speaking of - as the IQ test crow flies, odds are I'm significantly less of an idiot than you.  Flinging the Hitler Card about rather than actually looking at the info in the link provided isn't going to get you anywhere.

 

Think like a criminal detective, not an ethnocentric, hypocritical chump if you can manage it.  The people who ran the Arabs they pinned 9/11 on are bad for America and for Israel, too.  Basically, the Neocon/Likudnik/Talmudist Jewish element can hide in the open because people like you don't think - you have a Skinnerian cognitive response.

 

Clearly, we are talking a minority of Jews.  But we are talking a minority of Jews {let's say Ziocons} who were a major and possibly predominant element in the neocon movement.

 

The stereotype is Jews are smart.  Maybe they can cheat on a tax return, but as historians, strategists and philosophical thinkers, they are borderline morons - racist, Jewish supremacist criminals who should be strung up [along with the likes of your Cheneys and Bushes and Rumsfelds] before their creeping treason gets lots of Americans, Iranians and Israelis killed.

 

I'm not going to respect anyone who pretends neocon Jews didn't lie us into Iraq because they're too goddmaned obtuse to appreciate that isn't the same as saying Jews as such are all evil/dually loyal, etc.

 

But Doug Feith, Richard Perle, Cohen, Wurmser, Wolfowitz?

 

They are evil dangerous fucks and they can and should be referred to as such, and the truth of the pro-Israel/Likud/Talmudist elements of the neocon movement should not be hidden.

 

Hatahs gonna hate.

 

You should be on my side.

 

Do some reading, you silly twat.  Then see what you think.

http://wikispooks.com/wiki/9/11:Israel_did_it

To set the table... maybe look into the King David Hotel Bombing, The Lavon Affair, The Libyan Beacon, The USS Liberty Attack - and in fact the early history of Zionist Israel, which was founded on the terrorism and ethnic cleansing that has remained part of the state of Israel, even as it perpetually claims to be on the defensive and want peace as it builds Jewish only settlements and roads while destroying Arab homes in contravention of UN resolution and international law - and deflects criticism of its crimes by crying, stamping its feet and shouting 'ANTISEMITE' over and over and over again.

http://wikispooks.com/wiki/9/11:Israel_did_it

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 01:05 | Link to Comment Joseph Jones
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Typical Judaic obfuscation and dissumulation: Talk about getting over something?  How many tax dollars must we spend building sacramental shrines honoring dead jews?  How many additions to the language to honor dead jews? "Anti-Semite", "holocaust", etc...

Speech and thought laws imprisoning so-called "holocaust deniers"?  Even the word "denier" denotes something incontrovertible.  This is hypocrisy coming from jews, who love to debate anything under the sun good/bad/indifferent, except if you deny the holocaust you must go to hell right now without delay. 

Why is any and every negative accusation against jews met with anti-Semite?  

Jews invented the holocaust to cover their murder of Christ, the worst crime in mankind's history.   

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 06:40 | Link to Comment matrix2012
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@ Joseph Jones

"Jews invented the holocaust to cover their murder of Christ, the worst crime in mankind's history."

that's a different time frame, can't see why the two are related! LoL

What i do see is the Anti-Semite law is created to deter any Zio-criticism!!

 

Btw if you look for these strings you will find many interesting stories :D

https://startpage.com/do/search?q=jesuit+order+zionist+rothschild

 

to see the relationships among the three most powerful worldly subtle forces are really incredible!!!

 

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:58 | Link to Comment Joseph Jones
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Who gained the most traction from murdering the USA Ambassador to Libya?  Israel gets to foment more Muslim hatred, of course. 

You bet your ass Israel would murder anyone, including Jews en masse, toward their geo-political goals. 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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I BUY CHINESE CRAP

1-800-JOE6PK

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:56 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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I Buy 3D Weapons And Ammo Printers  

http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2012/09/20/3d-printed-gun-project-hits-its-fundraising-goal-despite-being-booted-off-indiegogo/ 

...imagine if the NWO Great Wal Mart of China fascists can't contain this one. Can't wait for the Home Drone Anti Fed Printer. Lol. http://augureye.blogspot.com/2012/09/homegrown-drones_19.html

 http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/juan_enriquez_on_genomics_and_our_future.html

http://www.ted.com/search?q=Transhumanism

Of course printing up Perfection would be nice, Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3AMq8XGaA  

...how about the UK Germline NWO DNA restructed human that passes on to the next generation? http://dawn.com/2012/09/18/cutting-edge-medical-procedures/  

Transgenerational Inheritance is now way beyond Fed Debt, lol. http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=81C330EC0311060BEB98A7C005C57B3A

Awe Rats http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2205509/Cancer-row-GM-foods-French-study-claims-did-THIS-rats--cause-organ-damage-early-death-humans.html?openGraphAuthor=%2Fhome%2Fsearch.html%3Fs%3D%26authornamef%3DSean%2BPoulter Houston we may have a problem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njd0RugGjAg <<Scary.

 ..how bout a new kidney?  http://www.ted.com/talks/anthony_atala_printing_a_human_kidney.html 

Hey, lets print up some shit steak. http://mashable.com/2012/08/15/3d-printed-meats-may-soon-be-on-the-menu/ http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3Ga4bpip8 

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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I called the number just for the hell of it and it goes straight to a prerecorded message.  Cash for your house in 48 hours is the claim made.  The guy's voice did not sound like he was from MN. I was going to offer to sell him all of Brooklyn Center for $2.83 cash, a pack smokes and a dimer of weed. 

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:29 | Link to Comment boiltherich
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I read UGLY posts at ZH!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!