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I BUY UGLY assets: 1-800-BERNANK
I buy UGLY prostitutes: 1-800-555-4DSK
I buy clunkers - 1 - 800 - THE - BIG - O
I buy barbarous relics. 867-5309
Oh, man. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.
“Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion – in the long run, these are the only people who count.” —Robert Heinlein
Never thought it would come to this.. Ben working street corners..
and he could have been somebody,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzBgR0UoYo
I Buy Mature Women.... 1-800-YOMILFS
The Bernank only buys ugly from his budies at the TBTF banks....that way main street pays for the uglies and the banksters get to keep the 'babes'.
I give great deals on trade-ins, BR-549, ask for Junior Samples.
I buy everything government says.... 1-800-DUMYANK
+1 just for knowing Heinlein. Dirty old man, but a great conservative thinker.
Heinlein was pretty "gay friendly" for a conservative...he was big on State power, though.
Ever read his essays about how to protect us against the Soviet nuke menace? He suggested forcibly migrating urban residents to disperse the population and make us more resistant to missile attack.
How would people be migrated? The Marines would do door-to-door sweeps. Heh.
That reminds me of this:
"I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know."
Bill Murray, http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/209927-bill-murray-on-personal-responsibility
I buy Vote Up's (green arrows).....
FAIL !!
MDB, I would love to be a fly on the wall of some bar where you're cocktailing with some numbnuts and winding them up...are you as good in person as you are on paper?
Hey Jenny, Is it YOU, that I turn to? I see you are "STACKED"
I buy politicians. 1 - 800 - WER - TBTF.
You didn't buy that. 1-800-SMBDY-LS
1-BYE-BYE-USPS
Wasn't that a Bush program?
Tempting, but July 2009
you want ugly? here's mofulgy:
http://www.blacklistednews.com/21_Facts_About_America%27s_Decaying_Infra...
The 21 facts about America's failing infrastructure listed by Michael Snyder are just unbelievable....
He further said:
So where did we go wrong?
Well, one of the big problems is that we have become a very materialistic society that is obsessed with short-term thinking. Investing in infrastructure is something that has long-term benefits, but these days Americans tend to only be focused on what is happening right now and most politicians are only focused on the next election cycle.
Another major problem is that there is so much corruption and waste in our system these days. The government certainly spends more than enough money, but very little of that money is spent wisely. A lot of the money that could be going toward rebuilding our infrastructure is being poured down the toilet instead. For much more on this, please read my previous article entitled "16 Sickening Facts That Show How Members Of Congress And Federal Workers Are Living The High Life At Your Expense".
Every year when the cities come up with budgets they ooh and ah about their new and improved wealth destruction programs. They get the money by not fixing pipes, schools, roads, sidewalks, sewers, street signs, bridges... you know all the thinks that have to exist to make a place liveable. They then wonder why people move out of the cities.
"The truth is that you ugly, not on the outside
But in the inside on the outside you frontin you lovely"
Funny how they absolutely destroyed DSK's shit with one fell swoop. And then a few more surfaced to keep him in ignominy forevs. Gotta love dem elites.
The satanic Jew-bankster destroyed himself. As will they all.
I Buy Ugly/Bearded Central Bankers 800-TBTFAIL or 888-giantsquid
After This, (the first comment by slaughterer) no other posts were necessary. Just green.
Oh it is very different this time trust me - http://bit.ly/gFWVSm
From the title, I thought this was a Maxine Waters thang.
Let's see...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjZ_BgmWLNE1QvQQESh6DcdgbNArkxHhCgIY9XMhDeLFD-CvTN
Yep!
At the Bar, it's wise to GO UGLY EARLY
A fellow professor's compliment to his gf: You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
I shit you not.
bullshit
that was a line from Leave It To Beaver if my ancient brain is data retrieving correctly
though Answers attributes it to Hee Haw
I didn't say it was original, dog breath. I just said he was crazy enough to use it.
It was Hee Haw (Junior and Lulu).
If you go ugly early, you'd better leave with some meat because otherwise, you'll have substantially reduced your value to the rest of the pack (who are watching to see if you'll hit on anything that moves). I think it's a play it by ear sort of thing... whatever the situation demands... if there is a modeling convention going on, then might want to wait til last call to go find one that'll be guarding a bridge the next day.
A "two" at ten is a "ten" at two.
All the girls are pretty at the end of the night. But just remember what Jeff Daniels says in his song, "You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin."
@ HedgeAccordingly
The Mediterranean sluts are much more desirable than the one posted in your above link!!
Check them here :-)> LoL
Well.....THAT brightened my day.
Ugly is as Ugly does....
I think you mean 1-806-ugly. [ F-UGLY]
I wonder if he pays for ugly houses in beautiful Gold?
Sure! Gold plated tungsten.
So has Minnesota become the latest capital of "UGLY"?
Yes. I've seen similar billboards on I35, though they're not done with a Sharpie.
This group has been in operation in Minneapolis and Milwaukee for some time now (since before the last bubble). I guess it is possible it is multiple groups, but the seems an unlikely co-incidence.
TN too. My son and I laughed at one of these signs on the road two weeks ago.
They've popped back up on I-30 here in Dallas too.
Depends where in MN. North Minneapolis is a shithole. The midway between the TC downtowns is mostly a shithole. Duluth has a few decent parts but is mostly a shithole. East St Cloud is a shithole. Anyone who has lived in MN for very long knows exactly what I am talking about.
LOL! In the category of ULGY, Minnesota has so much more to offer.
The Exies "Ugly"
Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we're far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?
Are you Ugly?
Minneapolis, Jim in MN, is that you?
612 is more St Paul. 952 and 763 more common in Minneapolis.
new program securitize it; Fraudi May I Fraui Mack you,
get the street walking realtors out, securitize repo 5 million homes
into rentals, with no rent caps: $ 8 Billion in capital ready to buy.
if you Repo it, they will come.
sheeple...
I bang ugly coyotes....
Careful theriddick, Bennie has dibs on blowing goats.
Why did I visualize Barney Frank when you said "blowing goats"?
Try and un-visualize that thought
Trailing thin threads of spittle, his lips tremble and awkwardly part in strained, herky-jerk spasms. As he crouches down to receive the small swollen member, he licks his lips, his desire is palpable...
I'm pretty sure your post would constitute domestic terrorism in any reasonable US court of law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoXORtIibwQ
wildcats
ibuyshit- call me, Signed Bennie Bernanke AKA Corrupt Cocksucker
Shit, why didn't someone tell me the way to get my condo sold is to take off all the shutters and trim, rip up the sidewalk and landscaping, and paint a picture of Alan Greenspan on the front door?
you are now eligilble for govt assistance, congrats
You'd think with all that fiat that the Fed could produce better looking signs.
beat me by two minutes - its a high frequency comment world
Therein lies the problem. A dollar just doesn't go as far as it used to.
Can't the Fed afford to put up better signs than that?
someone should call the guy 612 208 8459
I am still trying 867-5309.
Jennys' changed her number.
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is Ben. I was wondering if you'd be interested in an employment opportunity. We could use some entrepreneurial spirit like that on our team!"
I fuck ugly women (someone gotta DO IT) and buy ugly boats.
Some snuggly house, huh? It's breathtaking.
Bernanke Did it, Evil Genious bastard (I have a lot of respect for your fainted printing craziness. I love those guys...!!!)
Here it is, market is pushing down the long bond slowly, helping put pressure on the guys hoarding they cash (Corporations and Rich). Spend you motherfucker bastards, the Market and Bernanke have their guns pointed on your cash.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-21/bearish-treasury-bets-hit-a-rec...
That is really shallow. A house should be appreciated for its personality, not its appearance.
And it had better have cab money for the ride home in the morning.
You didn't buy that!
Did someone say Ugly?
They're all good looking at closing time....it's what you wake up to that's a bitch.
They're not all good looking at closing time... but a beggar can't be a chooser at that point. Bang her in the car and drop her off at her house. Don't let your neighbors see her do the walk of shame... less chance to bang any decent looking neighbors that way.
THIS IS SIMPLY FURTHER PROOF...
That Iran is minutes away from having a nuclear weapon.
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/09/20/262683/israel-seeks-iran-war-to-keep-lid-on-911/
Israel may have to set off a nuke in the US and blame the Iranians to get us to see the light sooner and go to war for Greater Israel again.
The resistance is based not on hate, or on fear, but on amassing and spreading the evidence.
Israel did 9/11
If this fact does not become more widely known, no snarky comments about whatever nonsense the private federal fractional reserve fiat lending cartel does it is just a fucking distraction.
it could be that the isralies did 9/11 but i wouldnt trust an iranian scource on that same as i wouldnt trust an israli scource on irans nukes program
The article was written by Kevin Barrett a university professor from Wisconsin.
Israel became a state in the '40s. Isn't it about time that you idiots got over it already? That "professor" is clearly a nutjob, and so are people that read "Zionist" drivel.
What are you on about? Who argued anything about the existence of the state of Israel per se. I'm talking about the overwhelming evidence that its intelligence agancy, and elements of our own government [in the DoD, in the Pentagon's Office of Special Plans] were involved in planning and 'running' 9/11.
It's not 'not true' because it involves Jews or Israel, nor does the evidence become bad because antisemites believe it without evidence.
Speaking of - as the IQ test crow flies, odds are I'm significantly less of an idiot than you. Flinging the Hitler Card about rather than actually looking at the info in the link provided isn't going to get you anywhere.
Think like a criminal detective, not an ethnocentric, hypocritical chump if you can manage it. The people who ran the Arabs they pinned 9/11 on are bad for America and for Israel, too. Basically, the Neocon/Likudnik/Talmudist Jewish element can hide in the open because people like you don't think - you have a Skinnerian cognitive response.
Clearly, we are talking a minority of Jews. But we are talking a minority of Jews {let's say Ziocons} who were a major and possibly predominant element in the neocon movement.
The stereotype is Jews are smart. Maybe they can cheat on a tax return, but as historians, strategists and philosophical thinkers, they are borderline morons - racist, Jewish supremacist criminals who should be strung up [along with the likes of your Cheneys and Bushes and Rumsfelds] before their creeping treason gets lots of Americans, Iranians and Israelis killed.
I'm not going to respect anyone who pretends neocon Jews didn't lie us into Iraq because they're too goddmaned obtuse to appreciate that isn't the same as saying Jews as such are all evil/dually loyal, etc.
But Doug Feith, Richard Perle, Cohen, Wurmser, Wolfowitz?
They are evil dangerous fucks and they can and should be referred to as such, and the truth of the pro-Israel/Likud/Talmudist elements of the neocon movement should not be hidden.
Hatahs gonna hate.
You should be on my side.
Do some reading, you silly twat. Then see what you think.
http://wikispooks.com/wiki/9/11:Israel_did_it
To set the table... maybe look into the King David Hotel Bombing, The Lavon Affair, The Libyan Beacon, The USS Liberty Attack - and in fact the early history of Zionist Israel, which was founded on the terrorism and ethnic cleansing that has remained part of the state of Israel, even as it perpetually claims to be on the defensive and want peace as it builds Jewish only settlements and roads while destroying Arab homes in contravention of UN resolution and international law - and deflects criticism of its crimes by crying, stamping its feet and shouting 'ANTISEMITE' over and over and over again.
http://wikispooks.com/wiki/9/11:Israel_did_it
Typical Judaic obfuscation and dissumulation: Talk about getting over something? How many tax dollars must we spend building sacramental shrines honoring dead jews? How many additions to the language to honor dead jews? "Anti-Semite", "holocaust", etc...
Speech and thought laws imprisoning so-called "holocaust deniers"? Even the word "denier" denotes something incontrovertible. This is hypocrisy coming from jews, who love to debate anything under the sun good/bad/indifferent, except if you deny the holocaust you must go to hell right now without delay.
Why is any and every negative accusation against jews met with anti-Semite?
Jews invented the holocaust to cover their murder of Christ, the worst crime in mankind's history.
@ Joseph Jones
"Jews invented the holocaust to cover their murder of Christ, the worst crime in mankind's history."
that's a different time frame, can't see why the two are related! LoL
What i do see is the Anti-Semite law is created to deter any Zio-criticism!!
Btw if you look for these strings you will find many interesting stories :D
https://startpage.com/do/search?q=jesuit+order+zionist+rothschild
to see the relationships among the three most powerful worldly subtle forces are really incredible!!!
Who gained the most traction from murdering the USA Ambassador to Libya? Israel gets to foment more Muslim hatred, of course.
You bet your ass Israel would murder anyone, including Jews en masse, toward their geo-political goals.
I BUY CHINESE CRAP
1-800-JOE6PK
I Buy 3D Weapons And Ammo Printers
http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2012/09/20/3d-printed-gun-project-hits-its-fundraising-goal-despite-being-booted-off-indiegogo/
...imagine if the NWO Great Wal Mart of China fascists can't contain this one. Can't wait for the Home Drone Anti Fed Printer. Lol. http://augureye.blogspot.com/2012/09/homegrown-drones_19.html
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/juan_enriquez_on_genomics_and_our_future.html
http://www.ted.com/search?q=Transhumanism
Of course printing up Perfection would be nice, Lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3AMq8XGaA
...how about the UK Germline NWO DNA restructed human that passes on to the next generation? http://dawn.com/2012/09/18/cutting-edge-medical-procedures/
Transgenerational Inheritance is now way beyond Fed Debt, lol. http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=81C330EC0311060BEB98A7C005C57B3A
Awe Rats http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2205509/Cancer-row-GM-foods-French-study-claims-did-THIS-rats--cause-organ-damage-early-death-humans.html?openGraphAuthor=%2Fhome%2Fsearch.html%3Fs%3D%26authornamef%3DSean%2BPoulter Houston we may have a problem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njd0RugGjAg <<Scary.
..how bout a new kidney? http://www.ted.com/talks/anthony_atala_printing_a_human_kidney.html
Hey, lets print up some shit steak. http://mashable.com/2012/08/15/3d-printed-meats-may-soon-be-on-the-menu/ http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3Ga4bpip8
I called the number just for the hell of it and it goes straight to a prerecorded message. Cash for your house in 48 hours is the claim made. The guy's voice did not sound like he was from MN. I was going to offer to sell him all of Brooklyn Center for $2.83 cash, a pack smokes and a dimer of weed.
I read UGLY posts at ZH!