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Friday Humor: Allowing Women To Drive Leads To Rampant "Prostitution, Pornography, Homosexuality And Divorce"
Sounds about right - where's the humor then?
Sounds about right - where's the humor then?
you beat me to it
that's what the Saudi wife said to her husband
And these are the people that America should engage in peace talks with?
Peace talks? Supposedly they are our "ally" already.
I take the train - nobody to f..... There..........
US view of Saudis: Sexy, Suitable friends with benefits. US loves Saudi.
And fuck democracy too - we're a republic.
What logic? USA USA USA wouf wouf wouf
ON AN IMPORTANT AND RELATED NOTE:
The 'Republican Jewish Coalition' has declined to invite Ron Paul to their nationally televised debate on Dec. 7th. Apparently, Paul is 'misguided' and'extreme'. More here: http://www.infowars.com/republican-jewish-coalition-bars-ron-paul-from-d...
You can email the RJC here: email@example.com
And you can reach their ladies' group here: Women@RJCHQ.org
Buyingsterling – hardly a GOP cheerleader, Gawker.com says the “extreme views” of Ron Paul perhaps were “like how he would stop giving Israel a few billion dollars each year to purchase weapons from the American defense industry.” And this “would be too controversial even within the context of a debate of ideas.”
Says Gawker: The invited contenders “are expected to flesh out a broad range of opinions about Israel, its future and its relationship with the United States.”
This group, like the long list of purchased media organizations such as Fox News and CBS News etc., has its message down pat and can’t take the chance on having the American people be exposed to the real truth that affects their lives, their estates and their families.
Letting Women Drive is a Good Thing. Sounds like a Fun Time to Me.
I wonder if car insurance rates in Saudi Arabia are cheaper?
Well, you can sure as Hell bet that they don't use Progressive!Besides, Flo don't do burkhas.
You can also reach their "ladies' group" @ http://seductivejewess.wordpress.com.
I posted something below, but I was probably too verbose.
Asian women should not be allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, the United States, or anywhere, for that matter.
<---Absolutely mortified of Asian Female drivers and keep further away from them than suspected drunk drivers (Q: How can you spot an intoxicated Asian Female driver? A: You can not.)
By "Asian", I presume you really mean "Oriental", yes?
Or are you also afraid of Russian, Israeli, Turkish, Arabic, Indian, Pakistani, and Armenian women drivers as well?
Note to the geographically ignorant and the supine panderers to linguistic political correctness: the continent of Asia consists of more than the Orient.
You're technically correct. By truly accurate and historical terms, Asian could refer to descendants of Genghis Khan driving Toyota Camrys.
But yes, I was referring to the Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Cambodian, mainly, women drivers who have seemingly intentionally tried to kill me, rendering me dead, on several occassions.
*This is not intended to go out of my way to insult Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Cambodian female drivers, but is a comment based on real life experience/observations.
I have to agree with you, TIS --- Oriental women drivers, taken as a whole, are ABYSMALLY bad when behind the wheel, and that fact is undeniable. I have spoken to Anchorage police officers who just roll their eyes when the subject is brought up (as well as having had to dodge their epileptic-like driving habits more times than I can count), and I can attest that they have been the butt of innumerable jokes among (the less politically-correct) residents of Vancouver for many years as well.
I hope you did not take my comments above as an attack on you --- they were not intended as such.
Anyone ever try driving in Hawaii?
Having lived in Seattle for years, I can also attest to the extreme danger of Asian women behind the wheel. My theory (and it's just a theory) is that like language, there is an optimum developmental time window when we learn how to drive most effectively and learn to interact with machines. It's like trying to learn a language when you're in your 30s or 40s, it's much harder. It can be done, yes, but those skills never approach the competence of someone who had a chance to practice and learn at the appropriate age. That is to say, we learn what we are exposed to. No car, no driving skills. It's not rocket science.
On the other end, we all age and become less competent over time no matter how skilled we once were. It doesn't seem right that the state testing requirements are so lax for many old folks who have absolutely no business being on the road, their feeble minds attached to a pedal controlling a hundred horses or two, representing a serious risk to themselves and others. I see WAY more people driving who appear as though their pulse could stop at any moment than I do Asian women. I give them very wide berth and just shake my head at the idiots at DMV handing out the licenses to anyone who can fog a mirror.
I usually enjoy your posts.Are you being facetitious?
If you had ever driven in any large or medium-sized city on the US or Canadian west coast, you would know that he/she is not being facetious in the least.
I can only shudder imagining what drivers in Hong Kong or Shanghai are like. Anybody with any experience? Or do Oriental women only become bad drivers after crossing the Pacific?
They are bat shit crazy drivers in Australia as well.
One for Trav:
Q: What do you get when you cross a black with an oriental?
A: A car thief that can't drive!
PS. It's not just oriental women that can't drive!!
they make the best cars in the world for the money but can't drive them? the irony.
+1 from a denizen of SF
How do you blind an Asian?
You put a windshield in front of her!
Why do you people keep saying "Asian" when you are specifically referring to Orientals?
It's a PC thing Ak. My employees politely informed me (ok, they laughed and mocked me) that "Oriental" is no longer acceptable/used.
Then I would "politely" inform your employees that they are clueless sheep and geographically ignorant idiots.
Yep. Behold the behavior of your great ally in the Middle East.
Prediction: Mrs Clinton, normally so eager to flap her mouth about any country doing anything she doesn't like, will be strangely silent about Saudi Arabian police lashing any woman who gets behind the wheel.
There's feminist solidarity for you.
I hate that I KNOW you are right. Fair weather feminist.
I hear what you're saying. But I would go farther and say Hillary is a fair weather human being. I don't think this represents a failure to be a feminist, I think she has lost her soul. One word: Drones. Another word: Torture. Yet another: Rendition. Sanctioned and facilitated through the State Deptartment.
Evil is as evil does. And yes, she will remain silent while Saudi women are denied the right to drive, and if comments in this thread are to be believed, often subjected to rape by their fathers? WTF?
I know this is supposed to be Friday humor, but I'm not feeling so humorous.
I felt that and did not cast my net broad enough. Great points.
You've made many good points on this thread, and inspired me to speak up. Thanks.
WTF ..... ZeroHedge allows women to post here?
Bonus Video - very painful to watch
how many women dose it take to park a car ??? Turn up vol
Geek, I have to say this : your avatar is very seductive. I am constantly in the clouds when I see it. Good choice to give men promise of irrational urges.
Good, at least you know your place LOL ......... Just kidding folks
In that first one, does that pipe go up your ass while she blows you? Or do you attach your implement to the pipe?
I can see where a Taint Boil might develop out of a situation like that.
I too am just kidding. >:D
Hillary calls herself many things, do you believe in the other things she says?
she's a well-versed politician, and was a lawyer, & wife to Bill - I'm sure we can all think of more reasons not to believe her words.
Hear tell she was an asshole drinking buddy of that bimbo Monica Lewensky, too.
Holy Shit! I never knew. Bill Clinton throat-fucking Monica, Repubs Fucking their Pages, Butt-Pirate Barney Frank shackin' with a Queer prostitute, and Ben Bernanke Ass-Raping us all. Just because those damned Women drivers...
wouldn't surprise me at all - both are opportunists, both reconised Bill as a useful tool, a slave to his ego (channeled through his pleasure centre).
once folk grow out the notion that all marriages are love-matches, and see that when money is the goal, alliances are formed, it's all business, particularly in politics (which is all about money & power). . . actually, that appears to be the raison d'Etat - money & power over.
the ultimate goal / excuse for anything / everything.
And we invaded Iraq instead of Saudi Arabia because.......
...because for now Saudi Arabia will still sell us oil for dollars. Iraq wanted to sell oil for Euros.
I'm beginning to think it had everything to do with virgins...
Speaking of virgins ... did you hear the one about Bernie Madiaff asking the prison psychologist if the reason his [Bernie's] cellmate's dick tasted like shit was because his [Bernie's] cellmate is gay?
Speaking of which ...
diversion, becoming its own worst perversion___
and, again, BluffHo, earning it the hard way:
Kardashian Spotted Without Any Makeup at All
___actual Fucking HEADLINE Feature: talk about beating. beating. and just beating a dead camel
Wow ooowow oowwwwwwwwwwOh, Jesus God that Fucking Hurts.That's just irresponsible.S'a fucking cow.
We need more of this to take our minds off of the horrible reality of that which surrounds us day by day, moment by moment, er oh yeah, they're trying that.....
But that still is no excuse for that picture.Say, maybe there's some legal action.... created great mental anguish.... say $30 millions worth.....
If the US, as reported yesterday on FOX is [indeed] a net exporter of oil, why do we buy from the Zoglyarchial Saudi's? Is Rahm still tippie toe dancing with one of the Saudi prince?
Really? Is that what they're reporting on Fox?
Silly me.... there I was thinking that it was because Saudia Arabia was such a beacon of light for equality, democracy and other values we hold in such high esteem.....meanwhile those Iraqi's just had it coming....
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