Friday Humor: Allowing Women To Drive Leads To Rampant "Prostitution, Pornography, Homosexuality And Divorce"

Tyler Durden's picture

And now for the Friday humor which instead of capital markets... we get enough fun there every time we look at the S&P or read any headline out of Europe... focuses on cultural perspectives. Specifically, those originating in Saudi Arabia. As QMI reports "allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would cause rampant sex, porn and homosexuality, according to some of the country's scholars." It gets better: "Academics at the country's highest religious council submitted a report to the legislative assembly warning of the dangers of letting women behind the wheel, reports the Daily Telegraph. If the only country in the world that still bans women from driving were to change its rules, there would be "a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce." Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, the report claimed, there would be "no more virgins" in the country, according to the paper." One then wonders if Britney learned to drive when she was 17. That said, we urge feminists with a penchant for sports cars to stay out of Saudi Arabia, no matter how much they love extracting the viscous substance out of the oil-rich venues: "Currently, women caught driving in the kingdom may be lashed as punishment."

And speaking of Britney, happy 30th to the girl who made being a catholic schoolgirl fun all over again.

h/t Mike

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Smithovsky's picture

Friday Humor: Allowing Women To Drive Leads To Rampant "Prostitution, Pornography, Homosexuality And Divorce"

Sounds about right - where's the humor then?  

Smithovsky's picture

that's what the Saudi wife said to her husband

Pladizow's picture

And these are the people that America should engage in peace talks with?

redpill's picture

Peace talks?  Supposedly they are our "ally" already.

Yamaha's picture

I take the train - nobody to f..... There..........

eureka's picture

US view of Saudis:  Sexy, Suitable friends with benefits. US loves Saudi.

And fuck democracy too - we're a republic.

What logic? USA USA USA wouf wouf wouf

buyingsterling's picture


The 'Republican Jewish Coalition' has declined to invite Ron Paul to their nationally televised debate on Dec. 7th. Apparently, Paul is 'misguided' and'extreme'. More here:


You can email the RJC here:

And you can reach their ladies' group here:

JR's picture

Buyingsterling – hardly a GOP cheerleader, says the “extreme views” of Ron Paul perhaps were “like how he would stop giving Israel a few billion dollars each year to purchase weapons from the American defense industry.” And this “would be too controversial even within the context of a debate of ideas.”

Says Gawker: The invited contenders “are expected to flesh out a broad range of opinions about Israel, its future and its relationship with the United States.”

This group, like the long list of purchased media organizations such as Fox News and CBS News etc., has its message down pat and can’t take the chance on having the American people be exposed to the real truth that affects their lives, their estates and their families.

rocker's picture

  Letting Women Drive is a Good Thing.   Sounds like a Fun Time to Me.

PsychicWebbah's picture

I wonder if car insurance rates in Saudi Arabia are cheaper?

akak's picture

Well, you can sure as Hell bet that they don't use Progressive!
Besides, Flo don't do burkhas.

TruthInSunshine's picture

I posted something below, but I was probably too verbose.

Asian women should not be allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, the United States, or anywhere, for that matter.

Just sayin'.

<---Absolutely mortified of Asian Female drivers and keep further away from them than suspected drunk drivers (Q: How can you spot an intoxicated Asian Female driver? A:  You can not.)

akak's picture

By "Asian", I presume you really mean "Oriental", yes?

Or are you also afraid of Russian, Israeli, Turkish, Arabic, Indian, Pakistani, and Armenian women drivers as well?

Note to the geographically ignorant and the supine panderers to linguistic political correctness: the continent of Asia consists of more than the Orient.

TruthInSunshine's picture

You're technically correct. By truly accurate and historical terms, Asian could refer to descendants of Genghis Khan driving Toyota Camrys.

But yes, I was referring to the Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Cambodian, mainly, women drivers who have seemingly intentionally tried to kill me, rendering me dead, on several occassions.

*This is not intended to go out of my way to insult Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Cambodian female drivers, but is a comment based on real life experience/observations.

akak's picture

I have to agree with you, TIS --- Oriental women drivers, taken as a whole, are ABYSMALLY bad when behind the wheel, and that fact is undeniable.  I have spoken to Anchorage police officers who just roll their eyes when the subject is brought up (as well as having had to dodge their epileptic-like driving habits more times than I can count), and I can attest that they have been the butt of innumerable jokes among (the less politically-correct) residents of Vancouver for many years as well.

I hope you did not take my comments above as an attack on you --- they were not intended as such.

UP Forester's picture

Anyone ever try driving in Hawaii?

geekgrrl's picture

Having lived in Seattle for years, I can also attest to the extreme danger of Asian women behind the wheel. My theory (and it's just a theory) is that like language, there is an optimum developmental time window when we learn how to drive most effectively and learn to interact with machines. It's like trying to learn a language when you're in your 30s or 40s, it's much harder. It can be done, yes, but those skills never approach the competence of someone who had a chance to practice and learn at the appropriate age. That is to say, we learn what we are exposed to. No car, no driving skills. It's not rocket science.

On the other end, we all age and become less competent over time no matter how skilled we once were. It doesn't seem right that the state testing requirements are so lax for many old folks who have absolutely no business being on the road, their feeble minds attached to a pedal controlling a hundred horses or two, representing a serious risk to themselves and others. I see WAY more people driving who appear as though their pulse could stop at any moment than I do Asian women. I give them very wide berth and just shake my head at the idiots at DMV handing out the licenses to anyone who can fog a mirror.

Iwanttoknow's picture

I usually enjoy your posts.Are you being facetitious?

akak's picture

If you had ever driven in any large or medium-sized city on the US or Canadian west coast, you would know that he/she is not being facetious in the least.

I can only shudder imagining what drivers in Hong Kong or Shanghai are like.  Anybody with any experience?  Or do Oriental women only become bad drivers after crossing the Pacific?

Praetor's picture

They are bat shit crazy drivers in Australia as well.

i-dog's picture

One for Trav:

Q: What do you get when you cross a black with an oriental?

A: A car thief that can't drive!


PS. It's not just oriental women that can't drive!!

jeff montanye's picture

they make the best cars in the world for the money but can't drive them?  the irony.

Real Estate Geek's picture

+1 from a denizen of SF

How do you blind an Asian?

You put a windshield in front of her!

akak's picture

Why do you people keep saying "Asian" when you are specifically referring to Orientals?

Jendrzejczyk's picture

It's a PC thing Ak. My employees politely informed me (ok, they laughed and mocked me) that "Oriental" is no longer acceptable/used.


akak's picture

Then I would "politely" inform your employees that they are clueless sheep and geographically ignorant idiots.

jez's picture

Yep. Behold the behavior of your great ally in the Middle East.

Prediction: Mrs Clinton, normally so eager to flap her mouth about any country doing anything she doesn't like, will be strangely silent about Saudi Arabian police lashing any woman who gets behind the wheel.

There's feminist solidarity for you.

MsCreant's picture

I hate that I KNOW you are right. Fair weather feminist.

geekgrrl's picture

I hear what you're saying. But I would go farther and say Hillary is a fair weather human being. I don't think this represents a failure to be a feminist, I think she has lost her soul. One word: Drones. Another word: Torture. Yet another: Rendition. Sanctioned and facilitated through the State Deptartment.

Evil is as evil does. And yes, she will remain silent while Saudi women are denied the right to drive, and if comments in this thread are to be believed, often subjected to rape by their fathers? WTF?

I know this is supposed to be Friday humor, but I'm not feeling so humorous.

MsCreant's picture

I felt that and did not cast my net broad enough. Great points.

geekgrrl's picture

You've made many good points on this thread, and inspired me to speak up. Thanks.

Taint Boil's picture



WTF ..... ZeroHedge allows women to post here?

Bonus Video - very painful to watch

how many women dose it take to park a car ??? Turn up vol

falak pema's picture

Geek, I have to say this : your avatar is very seductive. I am constantly in the clouds when I see it. Good choice to give men promise of irrational urges.

Taint Boil's picture

Good, at least you know your place LOL ......... Just kidding folks

MsCreant's picture

In that first one, does that pipe go up your ass while she blows you? Or do you attach your implement to the pipe?

I can see where a Taint Boil might develop out of a situation like that.

I too am just kidding. >:D

Cathartes Aura's picture

Hillary calls herself many things, do you believe in the other things she says?

she's a well-versed politician, and was a lawyer, & wife to Bill - I'm sure we can all think of more reasons not to believe her words.

knukles's picture

Hear tell she was an asshole drinking buddy of that bimbo Monica Lewensky, too.

boattrash's picture

Holy Shit! I never knew. Bill Clinton throat-fucking Monica, Repubs Fucking their Pages, Butt-Pirate Barney Frank shackin' with a Queer prostitute, and Ben Bernanke Ass-Raping us all. Just because those damned Women drivers...

Cathartes Aura's picture

wouldn't surprise me at all - both are opportunists, both reconised Bill as a useful tool, a slave to his ego (channeled through his pleasure centre).

once folk grow out the notion that all marriages are love-matches, and see that when money is the goal, alliances are formed, it's all business, particularly in politics (which is all about money & power). . . actually, that appears  to be the raison d'Etat - money & power over.

the ultimate goal / excuse for anything / everything.

Desert Irish's picture

And we invaded Iraq instead of Saudi Arabia because.......

CynicLaureate's picture

...because for now Saudi Arabia will still sell us oil for dollars.  Iraq wanted to sell oil for Euros.



Sudden Debt's picture

I'm beginning to think it had everything to do with virgins...

Cadavre's picture

Speaking of virgins ... did you hear the one about Bernie Madiaff asking the prison psychologist if the reason his [Bernie's] cellmate's dick tasted like shit was because his [Bernie's] cellmate is gay?

4horse's picture

Speaking of which ...

diversion, becoming its own worst perversion___

and, again, BluffHo, earning it the hard way:

Kardashian Spotted Without Any Makeup at All




                                                                                ___actual Fucking HEADLINE Feature: talk about beating. beating. and just beating a dead camel



knukles's picture

Wow ooowow oowwwwwwwwww
Oh, Jesus God that Fucking Hurts.
That's just irresponsible.
S'a fucking cow.

We need more of this to take our minds off of the horrible reality of that which surrounds us day by day, moment by moment, er oh yeah, they're trying that.....

But that still is no excuse for that picture.
Say, maybe there's some legal action.... created great mental anguish.... say $30 millions worth.....

Cadavre's picture

If the US, as reported yesterday on FOX is [indeed] a net exporter of oil, why do we buy from the Zoglyarchial Saudi's? Is Rahm still tippie toe dancing with one of the Saudi prince?

geekgrrl's picture

Really? Is that what they're reporting on Fox?


Desert Irish's picture

Silly me.... there I was thinking that it was because Saudia Arabia was such a beacon of light for equality, democracy and other values we hold in such high esteem.....meanwhile those Iraqi's just had it coming....