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Friday Humor: Allowing Women To Drive Leads To Rampant "Prostitution, Pornography, Homosexuality And Divorce"
And now for the Friday humor which instead of capital markets... we get enough fun there every time we look at the S&P or read any headline out of Europe... focuses on cultural perspectives. Specifically, those originating in Saudi Arabia. As QMI reports "allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would cause rampant sex, porn and homosexuality, according to some of the country's scholars." It gets better: "Academics at the country's highest religious council submitted a report to the legislative assembly warning of the dangers of letting women behind the wheel, reports the Daily Telegraph. If the only country in the world that still bans women from driving were to change its rules, there would be "a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce." Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, the report claimed, there would be "no more virgins" in the country, according to the paper." One then wonders if Britney learned to drive when she was 17. That said, we urge feminists with a penchant for sports cars to stay out of Saudi Arabia, no matter how much they love extracting the viscous substance out of the oil-rich venues: "Currently, women caught driving in the kingdom may be lashed as punishment."
And speaking of Britney, happy 30th to the girl who made being a catholic schoolgirl fun all over again.
h/t Mike
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Danica can drive............kinda.
guess you missed the stats in the link above:
'course, much more fun to diss female drivers than tell the truths amongst the bros. . .
"awwww, I'm only making a joke, chill" heheh
Women can drive?
News to me!
it's LEGAL for them to drive. big difference. lol
Ah, you are making the common mistake of confusing "can" and "may". Don't feel bad.
can as in "have the aptitude to..."
I assume that "staying alive" to the point of destination is the point of driving?
If so, women stand a better chance of arriving alive.
http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car-crash-men-woman.html
173 drivers, sex unknown. Damn those must have been really bad accidents!
Thanks for the stats.
Sex unknown?
Some really bad sex.
Congressman Frank, Mr. van Rumpy, Mr. van Rumpy, Congressman Frank.
Hello Congressman.
Hello Rumpy, may I call you Rumpy?
Of course, Boney.
Wumpy
Is this a weeny roast?
I think the Saudi Arabian men are hiding the fact they are homosexual by preventing the women from following them to their, ehhhh, manly get togethers. ;) As they say, "I am not gay, he sucked my dick!!!"
When they are away from home, Saudi men are a depraved lot. For any Saudi citizens reading this that believe your Princes are saints, they are not. I know their Limo drivers, real estate agents and contractors in D.C.. Prostitutes, gay sex and swilling booze are all part of the normal fun when they are out of your country.
Hey Saudi Arabia: Jenna Jameson drives a Lamborghini Murcielago. What's your point?
Hey - and those CNBC bitches are driving now and showing more stuff...!
Let them report business news and you get "special" treatment for and from Warren in the tub.....
They wouldn't be "street walkers" if they were driving, now would they.
Do they get whipped for riding camels too? What about smoking Camels?
end women's suffrage ASAP
Beat me to it ;-)
I don't know, none of the prostitutes I know drive cars. I guess that's why they're called street walkers.
Dude those are disease factories.
You need to hang with a higher class of prostitutes. The kind that have nice cars.
Doc, you know better. AIDS is AIDS is AIDS. Unless they use protection and even that is no guarantee...It can be undetectable by tests for years...
The bright side of this is that we need stupid, backwards countries to sell our bonds to.
we don't install heads of state for nothin'
which leads them to thinking, that leads to them reasoning, and ends up leading them to understanding how to screw with our minds when we do not do want they want.
Imagine what they can do if they learn to cook.
The last time I contacted the Saudi embassy in DC it was to tell them that they were a pack of cowardly dogs who beat their women and slaves and licked their own balls and that I hoped they would provoke Iran enough so that their desert kingdom was turned into nuclear glass. They responded by saying they were forwarding my message to the FBI. Oooohhhh was I ever scared.
Now if you would like to let them know what you think of this article the email address is info@saudiembassy.net
Be sure to tell them to forward your message to the FBI.
I am trying really hard to stay off the no-fly list as it is...
Do NOT tempt me.
Aw, go on - who wants to fly anyway?
More evidence of Peak oil.
Keep half the population from driving, save energy. Got it.
;) for the record Gene doesn't drive... anymore.
I my residence is 7 blocks from work. I bike and walk. There have been weeks the car has not left the drive way. I'm with you.
Driving is plebian. Sadly in most US cities people haven't a choice the way the metro areas are designed.
You'll think differently once the riots start. Urban living during a "first world to third" conversion is far more plebeian than being able to escape it (or being able to avoid it altogether).
What they don't burn domestically they can sell at a huge markup.
There is more of money than matrimony about this.
As if Saudi Arabia has been spared all social problems by resisting this common right.
Well here in the USA driving isn't a common right it is a privelage, thus the damn police checkpoints constantly being set up every weekend where I live. I think it's unconstitutional but they think otherwise.
So how will this cause homosexuality. Are the guys gonna be turned off by women driving and therefore be attracted to men?
I think the great scholars of Arabia meant Lesbianism.
I guess you've never hung around a truckstop.
Or roadside tearooms.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tearoom_Trade
Strangers on a Train
A SHORT... BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied.... 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow!...............That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..............
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own fucking blanket.'
..............After a moment of silence........... he farted.
Beautiful tale. Enchanting institution that is... I can't wait to get... ... divorced.
Damn, that was funny.
Have you ever palyed "burglers"?
Lying next to one another on a cold winter's eve, you pass a very nasty, loud fart yank the covers up over her head and yell "Burglers!"
She should spank you, but you would like it.
;-)
If they are so worried about having virgins, we could send some NOW chicks over there. A hard whipping and a good fucking might solve the bitches problems and take a load off the young boys there. Sandusky should fit in with those hole shitting animals.
Was that some kind of exercise video?
Good thing for them, they've got oil. What a messed up country.
Great fucking thing we got no oil and ain't messed up.
Jesus.
"no more virgins"
...Totally overrated anyway...
Thanks for that...
I've always wondered about this one. Why on God's green do you want a woman who does not have any sexual experience?
Virgin minds are malleable. That's why.
Reminds me of the joke explaining why women are supposed to be bad at measurement. They keep being told by men that this:
_____________________________________
is 6 inches long!
That isn't six inches long.
That's what she said...
Could be he didn't get the joke. Could be he never had to lie about what 6 inches is!!!
Aw, it's all good. No worries. Remember, everyone has different screen resolution. That 6" could appear to be anywhere from 0"- ? .
No worries indeed. That was the meaning of last my post, come to think of it. It is all good.
When I tell it in a bar, I hold out my index finger and claim I have been told by men all my life that "that" is 6 inches. I have a series of these that get raunchier and rauchier.
Nice. A woman without a chip on her shoulder, and a sense of humor. You're undoubtedly fun to be around!
I agree, she's exactly that.
all she needs is a tight fitting "hell hath no fury down under urge" and she would be goddess on earth. But that is precisely what men hate coming face to face with. It ends up on the trophy shelf, admired but totally unused. Poor index finger urge. 6" is a figure that is average in expectation, so her demands are not excessive...just saying. She ain't the niagara falls type.
They can't tell the difference between good and bad sex
You junk my question but do not tell me why?
Not your junker, but I'd recommend a certain book by Vladimir Nabokov.
Uhm... Pale Fire?
Err.. I think he's talking about "that book by Nabokov."
"that" book written by a man, about a man who has sex with his 12 year old step-daughter because "she wanted it" - THAT book.
apparently "anti-incest, anti-rape" certainly controversial.
I sure as hell didn't junk you, but here's my answer: When a man has a virgin, he's 'the first,' i.e., there's the 'conquering' element for the guy, and the fact that no other guy has been there before - there's only one of those. Losing one's virginity is a very psychologically important thing to both men and women, but especially women. In my experience, if you're the first guy, you can go back for years, like you own it. But, after you've been with virgins a few times, you realize that the sex actually sucks. Messy, awkward and painful are not my idea of a good time. I hope that answers it for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwooM4yhiiY
Love it.
.
rather similar way of thinking to the men who demand female genital mutilation - "it" is "owned" - young women should be privy to this cultural story early in their lives, and act accordingly.
Lighten up, Francis. It's just a figure of speech...
everything is, and?
eliminates comparative analysis
I suspect it's because they fear comparison.
funny, back in the 70's when i was a teenager. the girls with slut reputations usually turned out to be virgins, no fun, not a score, a chore.
the girls that were absolute "angels" would bat your balls out of the park, especially if you kept your mouth shut.
the nice thing about angels is they have wings and can either help you refind those out-of- ball-park ones or help you grow new ones. I don't know if that was your experience.
As for goats, God ordained they be ridden doggy style, which avoids that you spoil their wool when you 'shear' them after having 'reared' them. I'm no goat herder so I'm just using my imagination...
One more: My wife walked out of the shower the other day with a towel wrapped around her head. I told her not to do that because it leads to ignorance, violence and the propensity to fuck camels.
If you're ever seen a camel in the flesh, you'd know how hard it would be to fuck one. That's why they stick to fucking little boys.
...and sexy goats!
Frog
I think they are catching for the camels, not pitching to them..... Definitely not my area of expertise.
Does that explain why they wear those big napkins?
You didn't go to work today and are waaaay too feisty to be sick.
Yeah, and.....[toe tapping]... well....
I was bad today. Sometimes I just am, because I can. Kid is gone and I did not go into work. You got all that right.
Sometimes it is more subtle though, I will have a big job to do I hate. Then it is funny how often I want to pop over to ZH and take a look. Because I write for some of what I do, getting a fresh headset can be helpful for the creative process. You know, you have a problem, leave it, and then the answer comes to you. I work like that a little too much. I must wait for the muse, I cannot easily summon her.
Naturally you are a very innocent choir boy who is guilty of none of these things himself [toe tapping]...
;-)
My list of diversion/work avoidence tactics is long, varied and getting more imaginative by the day.
Yesterday alone, I dodged my email where 3 sets of drawings are festering and popped over to ZH to make sure no new black swans were arriving. To avoid waiting for 15 minutes for my insurance agent to open, I drove to a hiking trail and spent two hours indulging in a myriad of minor hobbies: Hunting for gold in the stream banks, looking for interesting mushroom species, researching local history for possible metal detecting/treasure hunting sites, bird watching, marking fresh water sources and any wild fruit/nut trees for when the SHTF.
After the 7 minute meeting with the insurance agent, it was (probably) too late to drive all the way over to the next county to pull permits and renew my license before that pesky doctor's appointment someone scheduled in the middle of the day.
HMMMMMM, joining a choir sounds like fun. I would need singing lessons though. HMMMMM, singing lessons............................
I like goats
You are bad too.
Do goats like you back?
So that's why those Walmart shoppers went nuts for $1.28 towels.
Yea, finance and killin muzzies bitchez! Great way to end the week! Rejoice the killing machine!
I feel soooo much better knowing NATO bombed Libya for humanitarian reasons....
No virgins = no martyrs - problem solved.
No silly..... there are plenty of virgins in Muslim Heaven!
I have always had a mathematical problem with that.
I mean, if every righteous Muslim man who goes to Paradise gets 72 virgins ... doesn't that mean that the number of righteous Muslim men is about 1/72 the number of girls who die before the age of 13?
And who exactly ever said that those 72 virgins were women? My guess is either camels or sheep. Or, even more likely considering the proclivities of the Saudis, little boys.
The virgins in heaven... (yeah, I tried to shorten it but then it was pissy...)
http://images.google.com/imgres?q=72+virgins+joke&hl=en&biw=1600&bih=799&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=G1UfZcp4f96wlM:&imgrefurl=http://republicaninthearts.blogspot.com/2011/10/joke-of-day-72-virgins-surprise.html&docid=TOm_3RuYGXbw2M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_GUfDRT-o1g/TpO1n8AZQ7I/AAAAAAAABfs/w-KpIO3x-P4/s400/72%252BVirgins.bmp&w=320&h=320&ei=WEvZToTLForZiAL5zsDMCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=
I sure hope it does!!
I can assure you homosexuality in both sexes is rampant in the middle east. When two girls are especially close in saudi arabia they call it a practice marriage or something like that.
The middle east with a few exceptions like lebanon and israel is just one big prison, and there is lots of prison sex.
Our special forces in pakistan and saudi arabia got the full brunt of it. Apparently the people over there were intially unaware we could see what all the village men were doing after dark.
When will they just give up and join our glorious and perfect neo-liberal utopia which is so rife with prostitution, pornography, homosexuality, and, my personal favorite, divorce.
I guess we just know better than those d-d-d-umb A-rabs.
Cultural imperialism and myopic ethnocentrism have never failed us before!
"prostitution, pornography, homosexuality"
Breeding the best sheeple in the world since December 23, 1913.
+1,000! Gave us such great pimps as Alan "That's my $$$ Beeatch" Greenspan & Bennie "Huggie Bear" Bernacke - Pimpin' ain't easy...Just sayin'
Women can't drive. Something lost in the translation.
They mean't allowing women to "move" vehicles.
They mean't allowing women to "aim" vehicles.
Fixed it for you.
"Desert BiCheZ"
...in this week's episode, we find that the wives have been chatty while the hubbies were off being pilgrims...
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And what's wrong with having more porn?
... having more women driving cars.
Oh snap. Right.
I personally don't have an issue with the saudi's lashing a few Dykes now and then...It will give them both a chance to hate someone else besides us white guys!
As QMI reports "allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would cause rampant sex, porn and homosexuality, according to some of the country's scholars."
A closed session meeting has been scheduled for early next week to discuss the timing for fast-track implementation of a state run driving school for girls as young as 16.
After a week during which the cliff edge came even closer, I was looking forward to a Friday evening and some gentile, light hearted, "the worlds a great place to be and this is a good time to live" reading, maybe lol at some lighthearted financial journalism but I forgot my homepage is ZH.
That was 5 mins ago, now on my second glass.
Jus a sayin'... if ya want to know.
Well, those Saudi SUVs are sure pretty, especially at night when there ain't nuthin' else ta do.............
but for REAL performance ya know ya gotta have what can do jes 'bout anything;
ya gotta have a SPV.
Women drivers? There's a road from the bedroom to the kitchen now?
Statistically, haven't more women been driving here in the US since 1950? And hasn't all the stated vices risen at the same time? Well, the US leads the world again!
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
hardly surprising.
House Of Saud is Jewish
Jewish origin of Saudis and Wahabis
Saudi Arabia: Jewish Bloodline, Jewish State
The Saudi Royal Family Is Jewish ...
HOUSE OF SAUD - DESCENDENTS OF IRAQI JEWS
I hate to tell you but your link is making fun of your assertions
I expected a story from The 700 Club.
Well, this ought to be worth a few more comment pages than the usual Democrat/Republican argument...
Red meat, bitchez!
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/02/walker-looks-to-charge-citizens-fe...
Proposed New Policies Require Future Protesters to Pay in Advance to Stage an Event in Wisconsin
Women : Driving Cars :: Fish : Riding Bicycles
stoke that fire..
Psychographic Programming/Control: How It Works
Corporation is not nearly so good at programming you as you may have led yourself to believe. It may only program you on the margin, but it has done so for several thousand years, embedding the result into DNA with the evolution of social psychology.
You are a transmitter/receiver (extrovert) or a receiver/transmitter (introvert), and social psychology shorts/insulates human DNA from others. That event horizon is multiplexed into an event horizon of event horizons. Corporation shorts environmental fight/flight.
The short is not permanent and you may modify the associated DNA connections controlling your cognitive map in real time. Most shorts cover 3 generations which is why one generation makes it, one manages it, and one blows it. The AC cycle is roughly 7 generations.
Everything about you, the perceptions of how you look, talk, act, etc, is part of the complex. Corporation guides individuals into aggregated event horizons with the Pavlov swap from birth. Through IBM and others, across the university system, legacy interests invest heavily in the process, but, as you can now see in the evolving economy, they can only hold back the future for so long, due to the equal and opposing force building a new event horizon beyond the social shorts.
In the black hole, you must lie and are rewarded for lying. Lie, just don’t get caught, and if you get caught, make sure you are well embedded in the legacy system. Relatively, those crossing the shorts to pursue environmental adaptation, seeking truth, are heavily penalized by social groupthink, distilling intelligence in the process.
Intelligence naturally migrates away into a temporarily unseen dimension, until profit of revelation reaches the required threshold, when fear of total economic collapse exceeds fear of disobeying social normalization. Each event horizon has its own threshold value, and all must be brought to the precipice to catalyze real social change. It is not a negotiation.
For those who still cannot see the new event horizon, take note of the voices in your head, verbalize them with someone you trust from another event horizon, and compare outcomes from the self-fulfilling prophesies, to recognize additional event horizons.
When you walk into a bar/grocery/human meat market, the social environment is specifically shorted to the outcome. As a beginner, decide what you must accomplish before entering, do not deviate regardless of the resulting voices once inside, and then adjust for a recycle after exit. Re-enter only as necessary.
Humanity is about to make a quantum leap in cognitive capability, from few participating in economic growth to many, as a percentage. The absolute size of the population brought along for the ride will depend upon how many choose to participate. You don’t have to become Einstein; just assist the children in your environment, to form the necessary bond.
The root is already well established and the trunk, self-directed learning, is growing exponentially. Next comes the branches and the leaves. Once the tree of learning is complete, the tree of knowledge will catalyze fruit on the other side of the looking glass. As always, the politicians busy themselves with make-work.
DNA is a double helix for a reason. Joseph and the Technicolor dreamcoat is a calico male. The truth is the unknown. Seek and you shall find. Anxiety seeks to preserve the lies of History, which is why it may not be carried forward. Dump sunk costs accordingly.
If you must live in the past, think of a time when your mind was flexible. Recreate that wave of emotion with the new facts as you find them. The vast majority of government exists at the local level. Reduce its size until it disengages from State control, and then reduce it relatively on the margin to reach equilibrium. Corporation is just gravity; no one is in charge. The participants just compete for position in the parade.
Psychographic control tunes the environment, you are a transmitter/receiver, you can train your subconscious, and social DNA shorts can be modified in real time. You walk into a movie cinema with snow on the screen. Each group is trained to view a different show. Tune out the past and tune in the future. The latter is open source.
You really should get back on your meds.
Your doctor was right, you know.
Another way of saying that is "he is the only one not sedated."
I found his rant mesmerizing.....
I spotted a few bits of brilliance in that post. He just needs to get off of the drugs--not on.
http://reason.com/blog/2011/12/01/republican-jewish-coalition-bars-ron-pau
Republican Jewish Coalition Bars Ron Paul From Presidential Debate, Saying He's Too "misguided and extreme"
Ironic, considering he's the only fucktard of the bunch that doesn't sound and act like a complete tool.
Right! That's what they said!
So women are allowed to drive in many of the expat compounds in Saudi, but only within the compound gates. Living in Dhahran, my mother and sister used to put on baseball caps and button down shirts (to try and dress like men) and venture outside the compound driving. Never got caught once. A little stupid maybe, but after 25 years of living in Saudi, you find interesting ways to entertain yourself!
Cross-dressing could probably get you killed outright in a place like that.
If letting my wife drive more means excessive sex and porn, I'll give up driving now.
...means excessive sex and porn, I'll give up driving now...
One long term economic trend that will emerge in first world slow-down, if we move to a double decade 'lost generation' type depression-without-growth scenario, will be the predicted explosion of the "sex/porn" online industry all over the world. All those women out of jobs; at home and with itches all over their underfed bodies. You will see frustration of a magnitude unheard of. Hang on to your life jackets and keep your powder dry!
Excessive porn will kill King Kong says the social research. What will the women have to propose which is better than blind obsessive donker worship currently prevalent on the NEt? A new style of erotica à la femme?
Saudi Arabia's 'highest religious council' neglected to mention the rampant deficit spending, bank fraud, & former Senators' that would destroy the wealth of the next 4 generations of people....wait was that women driving or was that instituting Goldman Sachs as a bank over a weekend...
Whats next they will want to vote? get back in the kitchen and shut the fuck up!
If only women suck as much at BJs as in driving...
Have you tried washing?
Me likes Big Jim!
Me too!
there are some stains that cannot be washed away. like prejudice. But I'll drink to that thought.
I found the Music Video to be funnier than the Saudi quotes. Britney deserves to be rich.
Women started driving in the early 20th century... Sovereign debt has been steadily rising since then... Just saying...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubsd-tWYmZw
And anyone new to the USA could be forgiven for thinking that women here are not allowed to cook...
Yeah but at least they're not allowed to wash dishes or take out trash thank god.
On the other side of the coin....
Allowing women the freedom to vote means the election of people of charm and not substance. The system that creates wealth then changes to the system of socialism, and the ever increasing breeding of thugs and parasites. Coming to a temporary stop when some chump decides to "do the right thing" and marry the woman when she reaches 30+ years so that he can raise the bastard spawn, only to lose his life savings in a feminazi family court system several years later.
I give you, the Nation of the "Single Mom".
I raise you with Soccer Mom.
"Working Mom" is even better at glorifying women for doing what what men do anyways.
Not that this one planned on working, or taking kids to soccer.....but she's a good example.
http://nation.foxnews.com/homelessness/2011/12/01/homeless-lady-15-kids-somebody-needs-pay-all-my-children
haha, fox news... that's why you think with broken logic. I'm quite certain there are as many clueless men as there are women out there who go with the whims of what the MSM tells them to believe, *cough* you *cough*.
And yet, how many Men realize the system is broken and will vote for someone like Ron Paul versus Women who vote with emotion and would vote in a Palin or Bachman just to get a Woman? Or vote for Obummer again because they find him attractive?
How many times has your Wife been a ball of emotions and made little sense? And you want that deciding the future of the Country?
There is no broken logic, but that was a nice straw man you built there.
Men can be just as much of pussies as women. And when a man is a pussy, it is much worse.