Friday Humor And Headline Of The Week

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And for today's piece of non-fiction uber-humor we have....


Perhaps the GOP can offer to match Buffett $2 for every $1 in tax that NetJets is found to have not paid. One wonders: did NetJets pay less tax than Buffett's secretary?

And here is how one "builds" equity value:


Why by not allowing cash to leave the family of course. Luckily endless hypocrisy is free.

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Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:00 | 2240269 spiral_eyes
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Warren needs 


to pay more taxes.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:02 | 2240279 taniquetil
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Is this Elizabeth Warren or Warren Buffet?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:03 | 2240285 spiral_eyes
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komrad warren and komrad warren.

two heads of the same dragon.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:12 | 2240326 redpill
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Buffet has CROSSED THE LINE, do you hear me?  This weekend's delivery will be the LAST TIME I use Netjets to fly in my Ukranian hookers and blow.

Waiter, another bottle of Brignac please, and this time let ME open it with a sword asshole!  Who pays the bills around here anyway, huh?  I make SIX FIGURES, garçon!


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:13 | 2240335 brewing
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tax hypocrisy...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:28 | 2240388 tickhound
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If the lawsuit doesn't pan, US Co could take that perfectly legal route of wacking him out and seizing assets.

I'm not trying to make any kind of prediction or anything...

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 11:29 | 2243032 neidermeyer
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Obama should "Ron Brown" Buffet on a netjet flight to Switzerland or The Caymens and then seize all his wealth ... he can return it in a year after the IRS takes their cut and the remainder is worth 5% of it's current value...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:04 | 2240550 Wakanda
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I wonder if Alex Hope(s) the bar tab is not real.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:11 | 2240331 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Good Cop Bad Cop by Anthony B should explain that question.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:34 | 2241113 Zero Govt
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you boys cracked me up  ;))

..nothing further to add

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:05 | 2240293 battle axe
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FUCK Warren Buffett, another guy who everyone thinks is so great (except those on ZH) but he makes a fortune and after he makes it he thinks that everyone should have a tax hike. Also this douche bag disowned his own granddaughter, what a class act. 

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:06 | 2240297 spiral_eyes
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Hahaha. He's not making a fortune anymore.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:21 | 2240367 Unprepared
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"I have absolutely no idea where the tax money is"

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:42 | 2240442 Lost Wages
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The money vaporized on the way to the IRS.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:03 | 2240541 mkhs
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Timmy helped me fill out the forms.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:00 | 2240272 Dr. Engali
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Becky....are you there Becky? I need a bath. Will you be a good little girl and wash my back? I'm feeling a little stressed.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:15 | 2240344 ZippyBananaPants
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Im sure she is spending some time on his raisin wrinkled ball sack too!

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:01 | 2240274 hedgeless_horseman
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Uncle Warren has someone on the payroll to address these issues.


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2240318 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I hope soon Uncle Warren hangs by his necktie from a lampost in Omaha.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:14 | 2240339 williambanzai7
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You are now on the Omaha no fly list.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:21 | 2240368 sodbuster
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Yeah- so what's the downside?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:27 | 2240383 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I don't get groped by a fat man wearing a cheap tie.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:28 | 2240386 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Oh wait, you wrote, "downside"....

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:38 | 2241145 A Nanny Moose
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You are unable to LEAVE Omaha.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:16 | 2240346 WoodMizer
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Big O is acting like Buffet has more than one finger up his ass.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:01 | 2240275 Zero_Sum
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Hypocrisy is my favorite color.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:02 | 2240280 spiral_eyes
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brown and frothy?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:45 | 2240427 fuu
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What does santorum have to do with anything?

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:02 | 2240281 Rusty.Shackleford
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That's rich..

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:02 | 2240283 Watts_D_Matter
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Hey Buffet...You are a fuckin douchebag!  Pay your taxes or put your stooges Becky Quick to work on the corner and pay Uncle Scam his money!

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:04 | 2240287 LongSoupLine
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Net-loss Jets

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:16 | 2240349 brewing
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he had nothing but good things to say about the new ceo of netsweats in the annual report...

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:06 | 2240291 resurger
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I bet you that the guy was a Jew..

Banksters can get a way with anything these days


Ammar, a native of Egypt, said that after the banker refused to pay, he backed out of the driveway of the $3.4 million home to seek a police officer. Ammar said he had tried to call 911 but was hampered by poor mobile reception in the wealthy Fairfield County suburb.

The banker called him an expletive and said, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to the police report. A fight ensued as they drove through Darien, and Jennings allegedly cut Ammar, police said."

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2240298 battle axe
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I know people who know him, he is not a Jew. Lives in Darien Conn, there are no jews there.... I would put, sarc, but I really think there are like 3 Jewish families in the whole town. 

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:10 | 2240320 Lost Wages
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Seems more like a white shoe W.A.S.P. than a Jew.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:35 | 2240409 SMG
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Most of the elite are Luciferian Illuminati affiliated somehow.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 15:03 | 2240538 Panafrican Funk...
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"Jennings said he drank “two or three Coors Lights” at a charity event he hosted before the party"


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:05 | 2240294 alexwest
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#: did NetJets pay less tax than Buffett's secretary

OVERALL or tax %rate ?

just kidding


Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:07 | 2240305 Lost Wages
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Tax the rich, beeotch.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:13 | 2240334 WoodMizer
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Eat the Rich

The other soylent green

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:07 | 2240306 Dagny Taggart
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You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out.

Warren Buffett in the 2001 letter to shareholders

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:08 | 2240312 Bob Sacamano
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Buffet is a liberal hypocritical fraud who loves being BHO's poster child.  He SAYS he wants to pay more taxes, BUT he doesn't just write the check (lead by example) and he fights the IRS on muliple fronts about paying less in taxes.  He is a fraud.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:39 | 2240423 Dr. Engali
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Not to mention he put his wealth in a charitable remainder trust so it won't be taxed when he dies.

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 03:27 | 2242730 StychoKiller
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Hmm, ya gotta understand:  The Govt would just spend it on stupid sh!t!

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:08 | 2240314 reutersanalyst
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C3X FX Portfolio once again continues its ascent as one of the best FX advisory

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:09 | 2240316 Civil Shepard
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More Friday humor.   Here is the text of an email sent to the ISDA  (

"Thank you in advance for your continued position that "no credit event has occurred with respect to Greek sovereign bonds.     This official position of the ISDA helps in the fight of so many Americans citizens seeking not pay their mortgage and to fight reductions in credit scores due to not non-payment of debt.    The ISDA is absolutely correct that non-payment of debt is not a credit event.   Non-payment of debts is to be properly backstopped by the government and, if needed, the IMF.    As the official body concerning such matters, the ISDA position that non-payment debt is not a credit event is extremely helpful for all.   Thank you."

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:10 | 2240321 jjsilver
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CORPORATIONS pay no taxes, they just pass on the cost to the slaves who believe paying their income taxes is mandatory.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 16:55 | 2241246 mendolover
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Which it is not.  It depends on what your definition of 'income' is.

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 14:10 | 2240327 riphowardkatz
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in not so funny news b of a giving 100000 write downs to under water mortgage holders with stipulation you are at least 60 days late

Sat, 03/10/2012 - 11:42 | 2243047 neidermeyer
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The real tragedy of that is that they are all CW "mortgages" that are invalid/void anyway ... They'll get the "borrowers" to sign fresh valid docs and have them on the hook when they are already in a better position legally. In my neighborhood a $100k haircut just makes you less underwater but you're still major league screwed with valuations continuing to fall due to the MBS fraud the government is continuing o support. 

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