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Friday Humor And Headline Of The Week
And for today's piece of non-fiction uber-humor we have....
- U.S. COUNTER-SUES BUFFET'S NETJETS OVER UNPAID TAX LIABILITIES
Perhaps the GOP can offer to match Buffett $2 for every $1 in tax that NetJets is found to have not paid. One wonders: did NetJets pay less tax than Buffett's secretary?
And here is how one "builds" equity value:
- FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COUNTERCLAIMS FOR MORE THAN $302 MILLION
Why by not allowing cash to leave the family of course. Luckily endless hypocrisy is free.
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Warren needs
YOU
to pay more taxes.
Is this Elizabeth Warren or Warren Buffet?
komrad warren and komrad warren.
two heads of the same dragon.
Buffet has CROSSED THE LINE, do you hear me? This weekend's delivery will be the LAST TIME I use Netjets to fly in my Ukranian hookers and blow.
Waiter, another bottle of Brignac please, and this time let ME open it with a sword asshole! Who pays the bills around here anyway, huh? I make SIX FIGURES, garçon!
/AlexHope
tax hypocrisy...
If the lawsuit doesn't pan, US Co could take that perfectly legal route of wacking him out and seizing assets.
I'm not trying to make any kind of prediction or anything...
Obama should "Ron Brown" Buffet on a netjet flight to Switzerland or The Caymens and then seize all his wealth ... he can return it in a year after the IRS takes their cut and the remainder is worth 5% of it's current value...
I wonder if Alex Hope(s) the bar tab is not real.
Good Cop Bad Cop by Anthony B should explain that question.
you boys cracked me up ;))
..nothing further to add
FUCK Warren Buffett, another guy who everyone thinks is so great (except those on ZH) but he makes a fortune and after he makes it he thinks that everyone should have a tax hike. Also this douche bag disowned his own granddaughter, what a class act.
Hahaha. He's not making a fortune anymore.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-warren-buffett-priced-gold
"I have absolutely no idea where the tax money is"
The money vaporized on the way to the IRS.
Timmy helped me fill out the forms.
Becky....are you there Becky? I need a bath. Will you be a good little girl and wash my back? I'm feeling a little stressed.
Im sure she is spending some time on his raisin wrinkled ball sack too!
Uncle Warren has someone on the payroll to address these issues.
I hope soon Uncle Warren hangs by his necktie from a lampost in Omaha.
You are now on the Omaha no fly list.
Yeah- so what's the downside?
I don't get groped by a fat man wearing a cheap tie.
Oh wait, you wrote, "downside"....
You are unable to LEAVE Omaha.
Big O is acting like Buffet has more than one finger up his ass.
Hypocrisy is my favorite color.
brown and frothy?
What does santorum have to do with anything?
That's rich..
Hey Buffet...You are a fuckin douchebag! Pay your taxes or put your stooges Becky Quick to work on the corner and pay Uncle Scam his money!
Net-loss Jets
he had nothing but good things to say about the new ceo of netsweats in the annual report...
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-09/morgan-stanley-s-jennings-plead...
I bet you that the guy was a Jew..
Banksters can get a way with anything these days
"
Ammar, a native of Egypt, said that after the banker refused to pay, he backed out of the driveway of the $3.4 million home to seek a police officer. Ammar said he had tried to call 911 but was hampered by poor mobile reception in the wealthy Fairfield County suburb.
The banker called him an expletive and said, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to the police report. A fight ensued as they drove through Darien, and Jennings allegedly cut Ammar, police said."
I know people who know him, he is not a Jew. Lives in Darien Conn, there are no jews there.... I would put, sarc, but I really think there are like 3 Jewish families in the whole town.
Seems more like a white shoe W.A.S.P. than a Jew.
Most of the elite are Luciferian Illuminati affiliated somehow.
"Jennings said he drank “two or three Coors Lights” at a charity event he hosted before the party"
PRETTY FANCY
#: did NetJets pay less tax than Buffett's secretary
OVERALL or tax %rate ?
just kidding
alx
Tax the rich, beeotch.
Eat the Rich
The other soylent green
You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out.
Warren Buffett in the 2001 letter to shareholders
Buffet is a liberal hypocritical fraud who loves being BHO's poster child. He SAYS he wants to pay more taxes, BUT he doesn't just write the check (lead by example) and he fights the IRS on muliple fronts about paying less in taxes. He is a fraud.
Not to mention he put his wealth in a charitable remainder trust so it won't be taxed when he dies.
Hmm, ya gotta understand: The Govt would just spend it on stupid sh!t!
http://capital3x.com/think-tank/performance-week-of-9-march-2012-getting-on-the-right-side-of-the-market/
C3X FX Portfolio once again continues its ascent as one of the best FX advisory
More Friday humor. Here is the text of an email sent to the ISDA (cdsquestions@isda.org)....
"Thank you in advance for your continued position that "no credit event has occurred with respect to Greek sovereign bonds. This official position of the ISDA helps in the fight of so many Americans citizens seeking not pay their mortgage and to fight reductions in credit scores due to not non-payment of debt. The ISDA is absolutely correct that non-payment of debt is not a credit event. Non-payment of debts is to be properly backstopped by the government and, if needed, the IMF. As the official body concerning such matters, the ISDA position that non-payment debt is not a credit event is extremely helpful for all. Thank you."
CORPORATIONS pay no taxes, they just pass on the cost to the slaves who believe paying their income taxes is mandatory.
Which it is not. It depends on what your definition of 'income' is.
http://www.losthorizons.com/
in not so funny news b of a giving 100000 write downs to under water mortgage holders with stipulation you are at least 60 days late
The real tragedy of that is that they are all CW "mortgages" that are invalid/void anyway ... They'll get the "borrowers" to sign fresh valid docs and have them on the hook when they are already in a better position legally. In my neighborhood a $100k haircut just makes you less underwater but you're still major league screwed with valuations continuing to fall due to the MBS fraud the government is continuing o support.
When are some heads going to roll?
That's what I want to know.
When are some fucking heads going to roll?
here is a friday "are you f-cking kidding me?" story:
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/03/mf-global-trustee-freeh-asks-court-to.html
If I was the judge hearing that case, I would order summary execution by firing squad for the entire legal team and all the MF Global executives seeking their bonuses. And I would allow them all a Slim Jim and a Butterfinger as a last meal.
The newsletter for NetJets Owners and Marquis Jet Card Owners spring 2012 (PDF)
Page 10 from the above PDF
IRS “ticket tax” litigation
While the new legislation clarifies the taxes that NetJets Owners will be
assessed going forward, there is pending litigation which addresses the period
prior to the enactment of the law.
As you may have read, NetJets is suing the Internal Revenue Service for $643
million, arguing that the government wrongly attempted to collect a “ticket tax”
meant for commercial passengers only. As this is a pending legal issue, we
cannot comment in great detail, but we wa
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also
HOSPITALITY AT THE masters
OWNER EXCLUSIVES
Date: T hursday-Sunday, April 5-8, 2012
Location: A ugusta, Georgia
If you are planning to attend the 2012 Masters Golf Tournament, please join
us at the NetJets Hospitality House in Augusta. Our Hospitality House is a place
to relax, cool down, eat, drink, and enjoy the incredible golf festivities during
the Tournament week at The Masters.
Our daily hospitality includes breakfast, lunch, and cocktails. We will also provide
valet parking and storage for your cell phone before you head out to the course.
On Friday, April 6, please join NetJets; the voice of The Masters, Jim Nantz;
and a selection of our NetJets PGA professionals for a special dinner in a
private home ten minutes from the course.
________________________
I wonder what kind of entertainment they might be offering
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"If you have four legs and a bushy tail, you’re welcome onboard"
Does a camel's dick really have two heads ? Monedas 2012 One hump = one headed dick ? Two humps = two headed, twin ported dick ? Sounds like a challenge for PETA and the camel condom makers and Barney Frank !
Who's that handsome gentleman with the well trimmed beard and eye patch ? That's Monedas 2012 He's the one who tried to link Tyler and Turd romantically !
I'm so sick of this fucking guy being trotted out there. This limp dick playing the old nice man card is getting old. I wish one of the talking head pussies would ask him - "Soft serve, can you please quantify your ROI by making nice with the Kenyan Clown?"
Buffet does not get it. He is always compaing gold to his investments.
He should be comparing gold to his cash.
Here's a better one. It's 19:45 CET and the ISDA DC still hasn't issued a decision. Got to wonder what who organized the entertainment:)
Something is broken with that ad placement algorithm . . . (see banner ad to left of this article). Or is the a-hole of Omaha following me all the way to ZH?
"Luckily, endless hypocrisy is free."
Kinda like junk mail, it just keeps showin' up.
Suck it.....up Netjets.
Thanks, CMungr
Ask not what your country can do for you,
Ask what you can do for your country
- JFK, Jan 1961
Ask not Buffet to pay his taxes,
Ask what YOU can do to pick up the slack
- Obama's 2012 version
"I was so wrong about the real estate market.......but now is a great time to buy. You peons need to get out there and leverage up with those "cheap" mortgage rates and bail me out. Do I sound like Greenspan suggesting everyone participate in home buying with a subprime liar loan with a floating interest rate at the all-time peak in housing prices?"
obama can pick um. i thought his advisor emelt's ge not paying any taxes was a black eye.
Leeb - Warren Buffett Desperate & Policymakers Scared to Death
"Stephen Leeb told King World News what the Fed is doing right now is unethical. Leeb also said Warren Buffett is desperate and policymakers are scared to death."
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2012/3/9_Lee...
NOW Warren's really Sec.-treasurer material!
Suck on it Warren
Buffet knows how to do business.
http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/service/0,1518,819349,00.html