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Friday Humor: Final Chance For Fed Flight Lessons
The social bubble may be on the verge of popping, but that doesn't mean that various soon to be extinct offshots can't provide cheap bang for the taxpayer buck. Such as this particular offer which we are fairly certain the Chairman, with Willem Buiter whispering in his ear, is taking a long, hard look at...
h/t Omid Malekan
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So who has the 38 Special loaded and pointing at their head?
Does Bernanke have to get groped by the TSA before he gets in his helicopter?
Don't worry - he likes it!
You can put a lot of 1's and zero's in this (Ben being a zero) but it won't hold all the $100 bills required to save himself from being the worst Fed Chair
The little one is just for the initial training.. this is the one he needs to get the job done:
http://www.minihelicopter.net/CH54Tarhe/index.htm
Helicopters beat the air into submission.
Everyone else flies.
I know what is good for me, staying home with FSX Deluxe.
I like the challenge of getting a 747 into a 160 mph headwind to perch on tiny 1000 foot strips in a hurricane.
Years ago I logged some hours in a 152, then 172 and last Archer. I learned enough to understand the right seat with it's navigational array to keep us on track. I was a better nav than a fly anyhow.
Going to need something a little larger than a Robinson 22 me thinks.
He'll need a Russian Mil V-12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kKsWTdjnXiw
yellow is his favorite color too
Blackhawk down
greenback down
$189 is only 4 keystrokes away...
We're gonna need a bigger copter.
Yea, R22 can only handle something like 2 people who are < 140lbs. That means benocide can't fly it.
Yes, a much bigger helicopter...like one of the world's largest helicopters working the Nova Gold mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk29M2RyVtE
I think Zimbabwe Ben had something bigger in mind, a fleet of Chinooks, blasting Flight of the Valkyries as drops pallet after pallet of cash onto the TBTF.
I love the smell of printing presses
Smells like...victory
Must ...hold ...on...to ..that ..penny.......
C'mon people, that thing can't lift nearly enough cash...
C'mon people, that thing can't lift nearly enough cash...
Depends on how many ZERO's they add to em'
We mean $40 off your next flight. $80. $200. $5000. $10,000. A billion. Elevendy-gajillion.
Wow ! I was allocated 100 shares of Facebook today and I made $18.00. Jackpot baby!
"...take to the skies above Long Island..."?
Is that the first fiat target area?
The Brooklyn Bridge will be jammed this rush hour with people trying to follow Ben's yellow (very pretty) chopper. Forget about the L.I.E.
Maybe his first drop is the Hamptons!
Oh wait... that's where the fiat always winds up.
Market closed
Can't stop trading FB....
FB- what a cunt.
Nice.....can I take a Vulcan M-61 onboard the flight?
Hey pilot....please take her over 20th street and Constitution Ave. in DC and hold'er steady.
"...you'll feel like a pro and top dog."
Who needs that when you just invested in Facefuck.
Cheap seat time, Bernanke should jump on this deal!
That won't get anybody to Singapore.
Is that an exit strategy?
Does it come with an ejection seat for Ben?
Yeah. Upward ejecting, like James Bond's Astin Martin.
Except it only goes 6 feet up and stops at rotor height.
those seats look very well used...
You wanna smell 'em?
Renting a bicycle would be cheaper....
OK, sounds good. However, I'm not really interested in learning how to land. Can I just learn how to get it in the air and fly it straight?
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Jolly good, sir!
In that case I would like to recommend our new model. This way please...
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/13002/v2_at_peenemuende-usedom.jpg
i hope he learns how to pilot a chinook. pallets of cash, bitchez!
The chopper is GOLD in color. Subliminal hint . BUT - buying the fucking dip was so yesterday. Better late than never. Air mail your physical from 5000 feet - see if you can hit your pool with it for the raffle prize. Dinner for two, with Bernanke and Timmay.
That's OK for those who want to go the luxury route, I suppose.
Here's one for the more economically minded:
http://www.hacknmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/auto-gyro-high.jpg
Actually, it looks kind of fun:
Gyrocopter River Run
Looks like a death trap.
pull my finger!
will that puppy fly upside-down? pirates everywhere want to know!
Looking good Louis!
touche.
Check this asshole out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4d5AeAi7g
Y'all know this was coming: Wliy E Coyote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7G4pojdUM
It's a 1963 print guys . . .
Omid is a genius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UGlX1BDgLBY
Maybe I'm a fine print reading kind of guy, but I bet a "Robbison 22" is a Chinese knock-off of the Robinson 22, and I'm not flying it until I see AnAnonymous blob up first.
L0L, coZmo!
A2 test-piloting a chinese knock-off a loch
let's do it!
he may be a prisoner; or dead; then again, we may get lucky and find him...
I tell you what... 60+ hours flight school, 20+ hours fuel, air time, ground time etc etc etc and maybe you will solo.
Hell we used to play in a large box in the sky near Camp David. Stalls, recoveries etc. Fun times. You puke, you clean up.
B B is looking to see if theres a deal on group-on
The price of gasoline is starting to deflate quickly. Who knows where deflation gets out of control? Bernanke is rolling fool's dice if he thinks he can get the deflation genie back in to the bottle once it's out. Bernanke better wake up and start printing. Now.
Been too late for a while now- there's no working transmission mechanism, unless he throws that helicopter money into the FB ipo at just the right rate, and enough people jump on the bandwagon to collect the illusory "profits" from it and cycle that credit money back into the economy.
The whole thing is idiocy- they killed the golden goose that was the US, and now they expect to collect interest on it? Fuck that, I'm out. I live in an area where we still know how to work and produce- and that's not a small thing. I have been pushing for a long time to drop the FRN and move to local currency, and will continue to do so- a year ago, that made me the crazy guy, six months ago I started making converts, and recently, a decent handful have gotten on-board- some of them are stronger hands and more devoted to reclaiming the currency than I am, and are forming networks and making converts of their own.
Don't forget, any one of us can make an exponential function, if we're willing to put in the time, and can take a beating or two along the way. Once things reach a certain support level, they take on a life of their own.
Gonna need a bigger eggbeater..
Bernank Action Figure
As God is my witness, I thought those greenbacks could fly!!!