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Friday Humor: The iPhone X+1

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Kimmel 1 - the Borg 0

But wait... there's more. From Google Trends:

iPhone 5:

iPhone 6:

iPhone 7:

... and so on.

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Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:00 | 2795609 mtomato2
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Long EMP proof stuff.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:12 | 2795664 Precious
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NASDAAPL is pointing the way to the future of the intersnoop !

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2795700 Divided States ...
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Kinda like the market trends for the next QE....QE4, QE5, QE6.......definitely pure sheep trending.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:21 | 2795730 BaBaBouy
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...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2795737 redpill
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More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs a boob job.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2795762 BaBaBouy
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Me, Im Waiting For My Personal APPLE I-Drone...

Gives new meaning to the Phrase "Point & Shoot" ...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:59 | 2796395 Oh regional Indian
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If you own an APPLE you ARE the I-DRONE!

ori

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:48 | 2795882 knukles
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More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs to give the Knukieman a blow job.  Her tits are just fine.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:57 | 2795937 kaiserhoff
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Anything more than a cubic mouthful is wasted.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:41 | 2795965 redpill
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Not if you're a coinnoisseur of excess

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:17 | 2796829 knukles
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Or have a monster schlong.
Open wide, Katie!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2795706 HelluvaEngineer
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Man, Hulk Hogan looks like shit now.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2795725 Divided States ...
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Yeah thats what Roids do to your body....looks/feels good short term....but longer term, your body is fucked....kinda like what Ben Bernanke's QE is doing to the economy.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:47 | 2795865 MayIMommaDogFac...
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+5 well played!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:20 | 2795715 Manthong
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"Long EMP proof stuff."

Just hope Obama was quick enough to have the Internet and phone system shut down and disconnected  when the sky turns white.  : )

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 19:48 | 2797521 Daily Bail
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Ben Bernanke As A Child

Damn funny shit.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:34 | 2796610 Seer
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I think that FedAPPL is most appropriate given the top two elements influencing the "economy" these days.  And, really, watching that segment it's clear that people are being "fed" a bunch of iCrap...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 23:17 | 2797951 A Nanny Moose
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With a little effort, a steel trash can makes a nice Faraday cage.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:02 | 2795619 vast-dom
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SHEEEEEEEEEEPLE

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:28 | 2795731 vast-dom
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dow is taking a QE dump...until 3ish.....nasd and sp holding steady....let's crash this and the R2k asap. even qe can't prop up the credited out spend out apple iPn5 consumer....

i've witnessed firsthand people buying new iPads not because the previous version was in anyway lacking but because they just had to have the newer one = fucktard with apple tattoos branded idiocy on the brain and the skin.

 

LOOKS LIKE POSSIBLE CRASH DAY AFTER QE -- DOW CAN'T SUSTAIN ALL THAT HOPIUM SHIT HOT AIR

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:23 | 2795734 kaiserhoff
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In order to vote, one should have proof of, at least, a room temperature IQ.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2795763 vast-dom
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actually it's quite the opposite = to vote you have just proved you are sub room temp.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2796591 dark_matter
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Celsius.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:02 | 2795622 youngman
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I have said it all along..its a Religion....not a product

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:08 | 2795653 MillionDollarBogus_
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Who cares what it is, really.

I sold some AAPL yesterday, after the bump up, and made some $$$$.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:14 | 2795681 mtomato2
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Yay.

I give up.

You're great.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:22 | 2795733 Long-John-Silver
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Are you still dollar cost averaging FB shares?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:38 | 2795816 Matt
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That would be MillionDollarBonus_ with the Facebook shares. As opposed to Bogus, who you are replying to.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:53 | 2795898 knukles
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Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Nice.....

Twist his scrotum till it pops!
 

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 17:05 | 2797006 smiler03
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Yep, Long John Silver shows that a very subtle change to the product name has failed to perceive an actual difference.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:13 | 2795672 lasvegaspersona
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but will it make you 'Clear'?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:03 | 2795629 Vincent Vega
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I am particulalrly amused by the "it's lighter" comments. Earlier in the week, upon it's release, I commented on ZH that the reduction in weight took it from 4.8 oz to about 3.9 oz........you can really feel that weight savings.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2795699 goldm3mb3r
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Don'y worry about the weight - look at the new bigger screen.

http://iphone5release.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/New-iPhone-5-Concept...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:25 | 2795753 francis_sawyer
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My 3.9 oz of gld (felt) like 4.8 oz of gold when I jiggled them around this past week...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:56 | 2795928 knukles
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My old 2 pound iScrotum sack felt like a new 7 pound iScrotum sack when Mrs K jiggled it this morning.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:04 | 2795630 Uncle Remus
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And the shallow end of gene pool rears its ugly head...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:38 | 2796635 Seer
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A perfect match for TPTB!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:04 | 2795631 Frank N. Beans
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no comment

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:05 | 2795632 transaccountin
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this video is the definition of our economy.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:14 | 2795684 kralizec
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Yes, it is.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:59 | 2795942 knukles
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Krugman: QE is not bigger enuf but if Yapple cam out with a new iphone for the iAlien invasion every week we'd all be iHappier than a iMoron in a iPlie of iSheepdung.

iYi iYi iYi

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:05 | 2795636 LongSoupLine
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Proof, once again, that we as a country are totally doomed.

 

Buy silver.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:05 | 2795638 Dr Paul Krugman
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Aapl is zeroing in on $700/share!

Good thing my portfolio has aapl, which pays a div now, instead of some losing gold miner!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:10 | 2795658 MillionDollarBogus_
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You will sell it soon and take a profit, right...???

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:30 | 2795778 Dr Paul Krugman
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I am one of those old school buy and hold investors!

So no, and now that it has a dividend I will sit back, relax, and enjoy owning the world's greatest, I mean biggest, company, while I get paid to do so!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:02 | 2795968 knukles
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Hey....

Do you and Ron Insana really tweeze each other's backs?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:18 | 2795701 Squid Vicious
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don't sell yet, the guy from Topeka Capital just raised his price target to $1111.11

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:26 | 2795760 francis_sawyer
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...on it's way to $6,666.66

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:46 | 2795871 Mary Wilbur
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My gold miner pays a dividend.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:03 | 2795978 knukles
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Didju know that you can actually talk to somebody else on the new iPhone?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!