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Diving into some of most burning questions on gold, USD, the yen, China, and more
Kimmel 1 - the Borg 0
But wait... there's more. From Google Trends:
... and so on.
Long EMP proof stuff.
NASDAAPL is pointing the way to the future of the intersnoop !
Kinda like the market trends for the next QE....QE4, QE5, QE6.......definitely pure sheep trending.
More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs a boob job.
Me, Im Waiting For My Personal APPLE I-Drone...
Gives new meaning to the Phrase "Point & Shoot" ...
If you own an APPLE you ARE the I-DRONE!
More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs to give the Knukieman a blow job. Her tits are just fine.
Anything more than a cubic mouthful is wasted.
Not if you're a coinnoisseur of excess
Or have a monster schlong.Open wide, Katie!
Man, Hulk Hogan looks like shit now.
Yeah thats what Roids do to your body....looks/feels good short term....but longer term, your body is fucked....kinda like what Ben Bernanke's QE is doing to the economy.
+5 well played!
"Long EMP proof stuff."
Just hope Obama was quick enough to have the Internet and phone system shut down and disconnected when the sky turns white. : )
Ben Bernanke As A Child
Damn funny shit.
I think that FedAPPL is most appropriate given the top two elements influencing the "economy" these days. And, really, watching that segment it's clear that people are being "fed" a bunch of iCrap...
With a little effort, a steel trash can makes a nice Faraday cage.
dow is taking a QE dump...until 3ish.....nasd and sp holding steady....let's crash this and the R2k asap. even qe can't prop up the credited out spend out apple iPn5 consumer....
i've witnessed firsthand people buying new iPads not because the previous version was in anyway lacking but because they just had to have the newer one = fucktard with apple tattoos branded idiocy on the brain and the skin.
LOOKS LIKE POSSIBLE CRASH DAY AFTER QE -- DOW CAN'T SUSTAIN ALL THAT HOPIUM SHIT HOT AIR
In order to vote, one should have proof of, at least, a room temperature IQ.
actually it's quite the opposite = to vote you have just proved you are sub room temp.
I have said it all along..its a Religion....not a product
Who cares what it is, really.
I sold some AAPL yesterday, after the bump up, and made some $$$$.
I give up.
Are you still dollar cost averaging FB shares?
That would be MillionDollarBonus_ with the Facebook shares. As opposed to Bogus, who you are replying to.
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Twist his scrotum till it pops!
Yep, Long John Silver shows that a very subtle change to the product name has failed to perceive an actual difference.
but will it make you 'Clear'?
I am particulalrly amused by the "it's lighter" comments. Earlier in the week, upon it's release, I commented on ZH that the reduction in weight took it from 4.8 oz to about 3.9 oz........you can really feel that weight savings.
Don'y worry about the weight - look at the new bigger screen.
My 3.9 oz of gld (felt) like 4.8 oz of gold when I jiggled them around this past week...
My old 2 pound iScrotum sack felt like a new 7 pound iScrotum sack when Mrs K jiggled it this morning.
And the shallow end of gene pool rears its ugly head...
A perfect match for TPTB!
this video is the definition of our economy.
Yes, it is.
Krugman: QE is not bigger enuf but if Yapple cam out with a new iphone for the iAlien invasion every week we'd all be iHappier than a iMoron in a iPlie of iSheepdung.
iYi iYi iYi
Proof, once again, that we as a country are totally doomed.
Aapl is zeroing in on $700/share!
Good thing my portfolio has aapl, which pays a div now, instead of some losing gold miner!
You will sell it soon and take a profit, right...???
I am one of those old school buy and hold investors!
So no, and now that it has a dividend I will sit back, relax, and enjoy owning the world's greatest, I mean biggest, company, while I get paid to do so!
Do you and Ron Insana really tweeze each other's backs?
don't sell yet, the guy from Topeka Capital just raised his price target to $1111.11
...on it's way to $6,666.66
My gold miner pays a dividend.
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