Friday Humor: The iPhone X+1

Tyler Durden's picture

Kimmel 1 - the Borg 0

But wait... there's more. From Google Trends:

iPhone 5:

iPhone 6:

iPhone 7:

... and so on.

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mtomato2's picture

Long EMP proof stuff.

Precious's picture

NASDAAPL is pointing the way to the future of the intersnoop !

Divided States of America's picture

Kinda like the market trends for the next QE....QE4, QE5, QE6.......definitely pure sheep trending.

redpill's picture

More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs a boob job.

BaBaBouy's picture

Me, Im Waiting For My Personal APPLE I-Drone...

Gives new meaning to the Phrase "Point & Shoot" ...

Oh regional Indian's picture

If you own an APPLE you ARE the I-DRONE!


knukles's picture

More importantly, we now know that Kate Middleton really needs to give the Knukieman a blow job.  Her tits are just fine.

kaiserhoff's picture

Anything more than a cubic mouthful is wasted.

redpill's picture

Not if you're a coinnoisseur of excess

knukles's picture

Or have a monster schlong.
Open wide, Katie!

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Man, Hulk Hogan looks like shit now.

Divided States of America's picture

Yeah thats what Roids do to your body....looks/feels good short term....but longer term, your body is fucked....kinda like what Ben Bernanke's QE is doing to the economy.

Manthong's picture

"Long EMP proof stuff."

Just hope Obama was quick enough to have the Internet and phone system shut down and disconnected  when the sky turns white.  : )

Seer's picture

I think that FedAPPL is most appropriate given the top two elements influencing the "economy" these days.  And, really, watching that segment it's clear that people are being "fed" a bunch of iCrap...

A Nanny Moose's picture

With a little effort, a steel trash can makes a nice Faraday cage.

vast-dom's picture

dow is taking a QE dump...until 3ish.....nasd and sp holding steady....let's crash this and the R2k asap. even qe can't prop up the credited out spend out apple iPn5 consumer....

i've witnessed firsthand people buying new iPads not because the previous version was in anyway lacking but because they just had to have the newer one = fucktard with apple tattoos branded idiocy on the brain and the skin.



kaiserhoff's picture

In order to vote, one should have proof of, at least, a room temperature IQ.

vast-dom's picture

actually it's quite the opposite = to vote you have just proved you are sub room temp.

youngman's picture

I have said it all along..its a Religion....not a product

MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

Who cares what it is, really.

I sold some AAPL yesterday, after the bump up, and made some $$$$.

Long-John-Silver's picture

Are you still dollar cost averaging FB shares?

Matt's picture

That would be MillionDollarBonus_ with the Facebook shares. As opposed to Bogus, who you are replying to.

knukles's picture

Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Twist his scrotum till it pops!


smiler03's picture

Yep, Long John Silver shows that a very subtle change to the product name has failed to perceive an actual difference.

lasvegaspersona's picture

but will it make you 'Clear'?

Vincent Vega's picture

I am particulalrly amused by the "it's lighter" comments. Earlier in the week, upon it's release, I commented on ZH that the reduction in weight took it from 4.8 oz to about 3.9 can really feel that weight savings.

francis_sawyer's picture

My 3.9 oz of gld (felt) like 4.8 oz of gold when I jiggled them around this past week...

knukles's picture

My old 2 pound iScrotum sack felt like a new 7 pound iScrotum sack when Mrs K jiggled it this morning.

Uncle Remus's picture

And the shallow end of gene pool rears its ugly head...

Seer's picture

A perfect match for TPTB!

transaccountin's picture

this video is the definition of our economy.

knukles's picture

Krugman: QE is not bigger enuf but if Yapple cam out with a new iphone for the iAlien invasion every week we'd all be iHappier than a iMoron in a iPlie of iSheepdung.

iYi iYi iYi

LongSoupLine's picture

Proof, once again, that we as a country are totally doomed.


Buy silver.

Dr Paul Krugman's picture

Aapl is zeroing in on $700/share!

Good thing my portfolio has aapl, which pays a div now, instead of some losing gold miner!

MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

You will sell it soon and take a profit, right...???

Dr Paul Krugman's picture

I am one of those old school buy and hold investors!

So no, and now that it has a dividend I will sit back, relax, and enjoy owning the world's greatest, I mean biggest, company, while I get paid to do so!

knukles's picture


Do you and Ron Insana really tweeze each other's backs?

Squid Vicious's picture

don't sell yet, the guy from Topeka Capital just raised his price target to $1111.11

Mary Wilbur's picture

My gold miner pays a dividend.

knukles's picture

Didju know that you can actually talk to somebody else on the new iPhone?