Friday Humor Part 2 - The (Insolvent) World According To Angela

Tyler Durden's picture

Because maybe, just maybe, the woman tasked with bailing out Europe would at least know where it is.

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The BEST ever's picture

No, not priceless -- despicable, but at the very least worth a few silver eagles of humor. The irony in this world is so thick you could carve a coin out of it.

http://comparesilverprices.com

knukles's picture

 

 

 

I can see Moscow from my kitchen sink!
                                   - Sarah Merkel

Aziz's picture

Germany in Russia? Freudian slip. Komrad Angela is moving Europe toward a centralisation Komrad Joe would have been proud of.

idea_hamster's picture

Wow -- so Operation Barbarossa was all just a big misunderstanding!

That kooky German GPS just gets everyone into trouble....

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

That map on the wall was

drawn up by Nigerians.

Joe The Plumber's picture

Better than getting barfed on during a state dinner by the george bush senior

sunaJ's picture

You see, zombies posing as human beings have a difficult time approximating with spatial relations.  If it were human, it would know where Berlin is because that is where it lives.  Kind of like a CAPTCHA.

Commander Cody's picture

Sometimes, I miss the CAPTCHAs.

Marginal Call's picture

I hate them.  Especially the ones that aren't actual words and look like there was a bottle of ink spilled on it.  I guess on over half of them. 

OpenThePodBayDoorHAL's picture

I always had the hots for the blonde one in the middle, awesome butt...

Manthong's picture

I have to move..

Too much water at 14 feet under the house..

Gotta go.. deeper.

ihedgemyhedges's picture

If you listen closely and understand German, Merkel whispers "So where is the Berlin Wall then?"

GeezerGeek's picture

I guess the education system in East Germany was better at indoctrination than education. Or perhaps Merkel went to Harvard.

GeezerGeek's picture

Tina Fey-Merkel. Except she probably wouldn't know a kitchen sink from Alec Baldwin's mouth.

New_Meat's picture

Knuckles, actually TINA Merkel. - Ned

greyghost's picture

she is an east german communist....this was her education. the world revolves around moscow....not berlin or london or new york. she took her lessons very well, don't you think comrade putin?

doggings's picture

can you stop spamming your site in every thread it gets a bit dull

New_Meat's picture

Dull trollz, dull trollz--can't be Johnny b--he wasn't a PM kinda' thang.  Unless ??????

- Ned

SILVERGEDDON's picture

" On a clear day in Germany, you can see forever. But, it all looks Greek to me. "

Transitory Disinflation's picture

like the barbourous relics... she was pointing to her stash places,

stocktivity's picture

It's 4 o'clock on Wall Street....almost time for some shit to hit the fan!

The Gooch's picture

Note to wall street- Don't do your blow by a fan.

Also- stay away from windows.

Gully Foyle's picture

Dude, she is just doing her Miss America schtick.

Oh how we laughed.

RationalPrepper's picture

Unf$%@*&g believable...

Dr. Engali's picture

Now where did I put my belly button?

nope-1004's picture

She'll need a mirror to do that, can't see down past here fat chest.  Lots of junk in that trunk.

 

Elwood P Suggins's picture

Could she find her ass with her hands?

Titan Uranus's picture

If she had more hands....

Good to know you're still alive, Elwood.  Haven't heard that name since '62.  Take me to your leader...

knukles's picture

The question, Elwood, is could you find her ass with your hands?

Or would you be distracted by those creamy white sun never lit, no man's hand ever touched soft cellulite enhanced upper thighs?

 

I'll betcha that she's got enough cellulite to repack all four wheel bearings on my Jaguar.

Hulk's picture

Dimpled thighs travel twice as fast as non dimpled thighs, which makes pelvic thrusting 1 over the square root of two times more powerful than your standard, cellulite free thigh (measured  thrust myself using a fish scale). Also, cellulite minimizes two bodies rubbing against each other induced farting sounds...

New_Meat's picture

the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Acorn10012's picture

I love science.

Thanks, Big Greenie!

DogOfSinope's picture

Jaguar? You must be dentist?

knukles's picture

Dentist?
Dentist!
God, that's embarrassing.
I've been called many things before, but never, a Dentist.

(soft whimpering sounds)

DogOfSinope's picture

No worries. I was just jealous, anyway. Pale-blue metallic XK-R with beige leather would really go well with my character. ;-)

Harbanger's picture

Jealous?  You too can lease one.  British cars and trucks suck.  I have a Defender sitting in my garage that I hardly drive because it's built like crap.  Ram diesel is the way to go.

DogOfSinope's picture

Ram is the way to go if the way you wanna go is the way a canal boat goes. ;-)
Also, plastic inside is something I would expect on a TicTac box, not a car. ;-)
Yes, British cars are hilariously unrealiable. But, undeniably cool.

DogOfSinope's picture

OK. It moves like a fast canal boat. I'll give you that.
But, I bet some canal boats corner better. ;-)

Harbanger's picture

Here's the "plastic" interior you mentioned.  If you sat in this baby, you'd never want to go home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcTZ7Pl7w0

post turtle saver's picture

Please... that thing looks like the cab of a Russian tractor compared to a GMC Sierra Denali.