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Friday Humor Part 2 - The (Insolvent) World According To Angela

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Because maybe, just maybe, the woman tasked with bailing out Europe would at least know where it is.

 


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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment The trend is yo...
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priceless

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment The BEST ever
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No, not priceless -- despicable, but at the very least worth a few silver eagles of humor. The irony in this world is so thick you could carve a coin out of it.

http://comparesilverprices.com

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:09 | Link to Comment knukles
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I can see Moscow from my kitchen sink!
                                   - Sarah Merkel

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Aziz
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Germany in Russia? Freudian slip. Komrad Angela is moving Europe toward a centralisation Komrad Joe would have been proud of.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment idea_hamster
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Wow -- so Operation Barbarossa was all just a big misunderstanding!

That kooky German GPS just gets everyone into trouble....

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwORpJs96E

 

Bush Gropes Merkel to Ludacris
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:49 | Link to Comment He_Who Carried ...
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That map on the wall was

drawn up by Nigerians.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:36 | Link to Comment maxcody
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Get a life!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Joe The Plumber
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Better than getting barfed on during a state dinner by the george bush senior

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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You see, zombies posing as human beings have a difficult time approximating with spatial relations.  If it were human, it would know where Berlin is because that is where it lives.  Kind of like a CAPTCHA.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Commander Cody
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Sometimes, I miss the CAPTCHAs.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Marginal Call
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I hate them.  Especially the ones that aren't actual words and look like there was a bottle of ink spilled on it.  I guess on over half of them. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Joe The Plumber
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420 always worked

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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420 is a state of mind.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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Yes, Nirvana is a state of mind.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 20:53 | Link to Comment OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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I always had the hots for the blonde one in the middle, awesome butt...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment resurger
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:43 | Link to Comment Manthong
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I have to move..

Too much water at 14 feet under the house..

Gotta go.. deeper.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:47 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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If you listen closely and understand German, Merkel whispers "So where is the Berlin Wall then?"

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:32 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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I guess the education system in East Germany was better at indoctrination than education. Or perhaps Merkel went to Harvard.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Tina Fey-Merkel. Except she probably wouldn't know a kitchen sink from Alec Baldwin's mouth.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:39 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Knuckles, actually TINA Merkel. - Ned

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment greyghost
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she is an east german communist....this was her education. the world revolves around moscow....not berlin or london or new york. she took her lessons very well, don't you think comrade putin?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:09 | Link to Comment doggings
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can you stop spamming your site in every thread it gets a bit dull

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:41 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Dull trollz, dull trollz--can't be Johnny b--he wasn't a PM kinda' thang.  Unless ??????

- Ned

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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" On a clear day in Germany, you can see forever. But, it all looks Greek to me. "

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Transitory Disi...
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like the barbourous relics... she was pointing to her stash places,

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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It's 4 o'clock on Wall Street....almost time for some shit to hit the fan!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:21 | Link to Comment The Gooch
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Note to wall street- Don't do your blow by a fan.

Also- stay away from windows.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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Dude, she is just doing her Miss America schtick.

Oh how we laughed.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment resurger
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hahahahahaha

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment RationalPrepper
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Unf$%@*&g believable...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Now where did I put my belly button?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:12 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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She'll need a mirror to do that, can't see down past here fat chest.  Lots of junk in that trunk.

 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Elwood P Suggins
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Could she find her ass with her hands?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Titan Uranus
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If she had more hands....

Good to know you're still alive, Elwood.  Haven't heard that name since '62.  Take me to your leader...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment knukles
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The question, Elwood, is could you find her ass with your hands?

Or would you be distracted by those creamy white sun never lit, no man's hand ever touched soft cellulite enhanced upper thighs?

 

I'll betcha that she's got enough cellulite to repack all four wheel bearings on my Jaguar.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Dimpled thighs travel twice as fast as non dimpled thighs, which makes pelvic thrusting 1 over the square root of two times more powerful than your standard, cellulite free thigh (measured  thrust myself using a fish scale). Also, cellulite minimizes two bodies rubbing against each other induced farting sounds...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:42 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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I love science.

Thanks, Big Greenie!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Jaguar? You must be dentist?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:01 | Link to Comment knukles
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Dentist?
Dentist!
God, that's embarrassing.
I've been called many things before, but never, a Dentist.

(soft whimpering sounds)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:07 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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No worries. I was just jealous, anyway. Pale-blue metallic XK-R with beige leather would really go well with my character. ;-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Jealous?  You too can lease one.  British cars and trucks suck.  I have a Defender sitting in my garage that I hardly drive because it's built like crap.  Ram diesel is the way to go.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:44 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Ram is the way to go if the way you wanna go is the way a canal boat goes. ;-)
Also, plastic inside is something I would expect on a TicTac box, not a car. ;-)
Yes, British cars are hilariously unrealiable. But, undeniably cool.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Harbanger
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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OK. It moves like a fast canal boat. I'll give you that.
But, I bet some canal boats corner better. ;-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Here's the "plastic" interior you mentioned.  If you sat in this baby, you'd never want to go home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcTZ7Pl7w0

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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Please... that thing looks like the cab of a Russian tractor compared to a GMC Sierra Denali.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment jackinrichmond
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didn't sarkozy tag her with "unfckable lard ass" ?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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I think that's what Carla said about Sark. Jack fathered her kid.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 21:21 | Link to Comment knukles
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WHOA!

SARKO'S MERKEL'S LOVE CHILD DADDY?

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:17 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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Or burn it for energy, Jawohl!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment wisefool
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This is actually more frightening than funny. Didn't hitler want to make a "new berlin". MK-ULTRA response from merkle?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment davinci7_gis
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Yeah, exactly...these high ranking politicians smoke alot of weed and do alot of illegal drugs!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment BlueCollaredOne
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So do some of us ZH posters, to no fault I might add. I still remember my 3rd geography.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment the 300000000th...
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you have got to be kidding me

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:05 | Link to Comment davinci7_gis
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Remember that commercial from the 1980's with a guy cracking an egg and frying it in a pan and saying something like "this is your brain on drugs"?...This reminds me of that!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:18 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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Forget the goddamn commercial, what about those crap videos that makes a whole class sleep saying "NO!"

What? We do have a choice to say no?! OMG! SQUEAL!!!

/sarc

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Oh bugger, she is an U.S. agent provocateur... 8-/

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment optimator
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Next she'll find out it was even closer all those years she spent in the Deutsche Demokratic Republic!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment FinalCollapse
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Deutsche Dramatishe Republic!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment falak pema
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Westphalian sovereignty and the federation of Europe into Charlemagne's dream. The choice that has been haunting the nations of Europe for over a thousand years. Angela now has to decide if she is daughter of Kaiseridée or of Catherine the Great who decided that her's (as Germany's) true future lay to the great Eastern Expanse of Russia, and its RM treasures.

If Europa breaks about Greece and Euro golden fleece turning to lead then Germany has to charter new course....tipping times and eastern chimes. 

Personally I don't see Europe dying, the Euro in its current form probably. Collateral damage of crash of anglo capitalism. A new page, whatever happens will now open.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:10 | Link to Comment css1971
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To be fair, Europe is lots of little countries, you can easily miss one like Germany when you're looking at the map of the continent.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment wisefool
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Go ask one of these heads of state like Mitt Romney or Nancy Pelosi where their off shore tax havens are, and they have the accuracy that could save Amelia Earhart, Tom Hanks, and the cast of lost ....

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Yup! They can navigate there blindfold. Like pigeons.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:49 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Nancy has all her assets tied up in Botox futures except for a fishy thing in Guam. Mitt has accounts in all 57 states, plus the US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.

And don't compare either to pigeons, because - unlike Nancy or Mitt - the birds can use quantum physics to navigate. Nancy only navigates to the left, and Mitt flip-flops from one direction to the other depending on which way the wind is blowing.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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Guam? Is that the name of her shorts?

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 12:00 | Link to Comment mkhs
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57 states, wow, I guess I just had a Merkel moment.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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That's the poorest excuse for being bad in geography. Sit down. C.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Geography would be much easier if those continents would stop drifting around so fast.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Toolshed
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Obviously sarcasm.......isn't it? Sure it is.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Floodmaster
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She have a Doctorate degree in Physics, and you ?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Master in electronic engineering. Though, I liked architecture. But, can't draw a straight line, so failed the entry exam...

BTW, why do you ask?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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I could never find a sinus rhythm and couldn't be a doctor or a drummer.  I have a weird pain when I do this doc,  what should I do?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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Stop doing that.

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:19 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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They have an app for that, it's called Paint.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Ethics Gradient
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I have some qualifications relevant to my profession.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Titan Uranus
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They should have hung the map upside down to see if she would notice.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment e-man
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"Merkel moves Berlin to Russia"

Moscow already tried that in 1961.  Didn't work, courtesy of Air Transport Command. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:56 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Berlin Airlift, 1948-1949. Another of Harry Truman's good ideas.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Agent P
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I gotta go to college.

Oh Danny, you don't HAVE to go to college, this isn't Russia...is it?...is this Russia?...this isn't Russia.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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I can see Russia from my house in Berlin? OMFG who knew!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment Vince Clortho
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It's 4:17 Friday Afternoon.  Do you know where Jon Corzine is?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Acorn10012
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Three minutes from lighting one up?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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Dont worry. Obama would fail the same test.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Elwood P Suggins
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I'm sure his teleprompter could find all 57 states - or maybe 58 if we've added Kenya yet.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Bubble
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Maps and swimming. Kryptonite.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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"And here, Lady Merkel, our mercantislist policy is expected to bear fruits in six months, ruining the economy and offering us the opportunity of pushing for supremacy.

-Ah, good.
"

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment NumberNone
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Merkel says 'Fuck geography it's Friday...Let's Dance!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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And I thought Merkel was actually one exception out of the retarded politicians in Europe. I should have known, a person with the religous beliefs of the despicable Martin Luther has to be a little crazy in the upper room.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Blagio
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Ms. Merkel, Germany hasn't occupied that territory since 1945...

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:21 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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"Occupied?"

HAH.. more like ground into a blot in the snow and disinfected from the area by hordes.

Napoleon tried the same, only to sit in Moscow and starve while the defenders waited elsewhere.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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She doesn't know where Russia is, but I bet she knows where Greece is.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:29 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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No no no no no, that's Narnia!   Over here, near The Land of Moron, is the country you seek!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment world_debt_slave
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I love to see these so called "leaders" fuck up

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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I wonder what map her handlers use to brief her.

Maybe Adolf's?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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+1,  the darn news person tricked her!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:04 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Adolf knew where both Greece and Russia were. He sent his Wehrmacht band to both on goodwill visits in the early 1940s. Neither appreciated his version of heavy metal.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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tyler found angela!

L0L!!!

later, she may try to tell time from those clock-like thingies on the map?

if anything happens toTeller, angela could work w/pennJillette!  be like the old daze w/ sarko for her!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment q99x2
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At least our president knows where Kenya is.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:07 | Link to Comment Umh
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Are you sure of that?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:12 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Maybe that's why the bio changed. He realized he couldn't find Kenya on a map, but he could find Hawaii.

In fact, he probably looked at a map like this (http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/maps/hawaii_map.html), saw eight islands, and counted each as a separate state. That explains how he got to 57!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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A fine example of the brain trust we have elected to run the world circus.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment pissing_excellence
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Someone needs to strap that sack of meat to a car hood and drive through a cactus patch.

http://youtu.be/4Q4biCA3u9g

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment sockratte
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a freudian slip? ;-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment PFO
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Somewhere in Europe tonight sleeps the Great Catholic Monarch.

When his moment comes, all this eye-wash will be wiped away.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:38 | Link to Comment vegas
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You just can't make this shit up; how fucking stupid is she? But don't worry, she's leading Europe out of the abyss. Some days I weep for the future.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment dexter_morgan
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she's what you would call 'smelf smart' ......  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAlBvxjApf4

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment sockratte
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someone seems to be offended, everywhere a -1. lol

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Somehow poor old Charlie Chaplin in "The Great Dictator" comes to mind...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Sarah Palin just offered her consulting sevices, for a fee. She can see Russia from anywhere. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:59 | Link to Comment hannah
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it is like the old joke that all volkswagens have their gps set towards poland....

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:23 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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No, it's the very metal that made them.

If you aint grown up inside a little bug of the 60's vintage you aint living.

Cupcakes made after 1985 don't count

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:02 | Link to Comment dexter_morgan
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But, can she find Jon Corzine? Seems nobody else can........

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:15 | Link to Comment magpie
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego ?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 20:44 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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With Waldo?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment FinalCollapse
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I think she was just making fun of herself. C'mon, they know geography - even after surviving the DDR school system. I am not fun of Merkel but I am sure she knows the basic geography. 

I hope she can look at the map and figure out that the northern part of Europe without France and other Club Med countries would do much better in an economic block on its own. Even the former communist countries are doing much better than the Club Med.

France can print their own eurobonds as much as she wants. Good luck in finding the buyers.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment jackinrichmond
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if she was trying to be funny, she woulda pointed at athens

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:12 | Link to Comment neutrinoman
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It's Nach der Oesten again! :)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Rothosen
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Notice there's no sound? Any 5th grader can add sub-titles. Not sure what's fumnier. The clip or peoples gullibility.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:32 | Link to Comment wretch
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Check your speakers.  Or your ears.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:22 | Link to Comment pcrs
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What she means to say is:I am going to make germany like a centrally planned politbureau state, like this one

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Which one? USA?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:26 | Link to Comment besnook
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seems germany will never give up a desire for russia. take europe first, mother merkel. save russia for later.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment DogOfSinope
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Yes. Go with the U.K. first this time, please.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment maxcody
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MUch to do about nothing!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

Don't know much about a science book

Don't know much about the French I took

...

Don't know much about geography

Don't know much trigonometry

Don't know much about algebra

Don't know what a slide rule is for

Sam Cooke - Wonderful World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNO72aCnVr0

 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:01 | Link to Comment prains
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pin the tail on the donkey

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:24 | Link to Comment bshirley1968
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These people always get too much credit.  All you have to do is look at the decisions they make and the things they say and know they are idiots being led around like a monkey on a string.

Matter of fact the only way to get ahead today in political office is to be stupid, never think for yourself, never listen to the people you are suppose to serve, and do whatever your banker masters tell you to do.

Idiots, one and all!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment jonjon831983
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Nah, it's correct, she's just projecting what the 5th Reich will look like.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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One night when Sarko went down on me I swear I could see Moscow. I suppose that's over with this boring Hollande

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 02:05 | Link to Comment Joe A
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Oh dear, there goes the European idea that only Americans cannot find their own country on the map. Or was this a leftover of German "Drang nach Osten"?

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 02:34 | Link to Comment Cosimo de Medici
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And here I thought there was just a tectonic shift in finance.

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 08:24 | Link to Comment mrkolice
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wicked & dumb = incurable combination. god help us.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 11:03 | Link to Comment supermaxedout
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Yeah, Angela beeing funny in front of an audience which knows well the geography of Europe.  Thats why all laughed. Its just a German joke, which means you need a certain level of intelligence to understand it. Everybody in Germany knows, that Angela studied in Russia as a communist youth cadre. So, she has really a sense of humor when pretending not to find Moscow on the map.

However, Angela is much better at making trouble for the US/UK banking industry.  Because she is best friend with Hollande and dont worry Eurobonds are going to come in a not so far future. But before a finance transaction tax is going to be introduced in Europe the Tobin tax. And the revenues of this tax, its expected to be in many billions (having in mind the HFT and currency trading in London which is 80% in Euros denominated), this revenue is then forwarded to Greece and other EU countries in need. So in the end, the banks do help Greece again, but this time not with a credit but with non refundable cash. Isnt it funny. Its is, but only not for the UK finance fraud industry. huhhuhuhu

The playscript is as follows: Hollande and Monti want Eurobonds. Merkel and other do not like it. At least this is the official version.  But, be careful, this is another German joke from Angela, that is very clear to notice if you know Angela like the Germans do. 

So: The way it works out is as follows:

The EU is making a big move forward to become the USE by introducing some kind of fiscal union. An then Merkel can sell this to the Germans that Eurobonds are becoming a reality, because of the fiscal union which means more Europe and lesser Germany. This is something the Germans can accept, because more Europe was always good for them during the last 60 years.

Together with the fiscal union more power has to be granted to Strasbourg to the European parliament.This is for the majority of the Germans also not a problem.

It will be Strasbourg a city in France becoming the capital of Europe, where the EU finance ministry and the EU foreign ministry is going to be located. Not Brussels, thats sure. Once these two pillars are erected, then USE is existing. Central Finance and Central Foreign policy this is it what makes the base for a united Europe. The rest is not that important anymore. It just follows slowly over time.

Hurry up Investors of this world, buy real estate in Strasbourg now, its going o boom soon.

 

 

 

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment Nussi34
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She knows Russia very well. She speaks excellent Russian and won a Russian language championship in school. The price was a visit to the comrades in Moscow!

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment miltiadis
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This is mind blowing....

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