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Friday Humor Part 2 - The (Insolvent) World According To Angela

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Because maybe, just maybe, the woman tasked with bailing out Europe would at least know where it is.

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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | 2463542 The trend is yo...
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | 2463550 The BEST ever
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No, not priceless -- despicable, but at the very least worth a few silver eagles of humor. The irony in this world is so thick you could carve a coin out of it.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:09 | 2463565 knukles
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I can see Moscow from my kitchen sink!
                                   - Sarah Merkel

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:10 | 2463579 Aziz
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Germany in Russia? Freudian slip. Komrad Angela is moving Europe toward a centralisation Komrad Joe would have been proud of.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:14 | 2463591 idea_hamster
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Wow -- so Operation Barbarossa was all just a big misunderstanding!

That kooky German GPS just gets everyone into trouble....

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:20 | 2463610 AldousHuxley
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Bush Gropes Merkel to Ludacris
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:49 | 2463693 He_Who Carried ...
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That map on the wall was

drawn up by Nigerians.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:36 | 2463791 maxcody
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Get a life!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:19 | 2463876 Joe The Plumber
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Better than getting barfed on during a state dinner by the george bush senior

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | 2463603 sunaJ
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You see, zombies posing as human beings have a difficult time approximating with spatial relations.  If it were human, it would know where Berlin is because that is where it lives.  Kind of like a CAPTCHA.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:29 | 2463635 Commander Cody
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Sometimes, I miss the CAPTCHAs.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:14 | 2463870 Marginal Call
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I hate them.  Especially the ones that aren't actual words and look like there was a bottle of ink spilled on it.  I guess on over half of them. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:17 | 2463872 Joe The Plumber
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420 always worked

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:28 | 2463897 Acorn10012
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420 is a state of mind.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:35 | 2463907 sunaJ
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Yes, Nirvana is a state of mind.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 20:53 | 2464180 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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I always had the hots for the blonde one in the middle, awesome butt...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:15 | 2463594 resurger
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:43 | 2463805 Manthong
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I have to move..

Too much water at 14 feet under the house..

Gotta go.. deeper.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:47 | 2463660 ihedgemyhedges
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If you listen closely and understand German, Merkel whispers "So where is the Berlin Wall then?"

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:32 | 2463786 GeezerGeek
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I guess the education system in East Germany was better at indoctrination than education. Or perhaps Merkel went to Harvard.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:30 | 2463778 GeezerGeek
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Tina Fey-Merkel. Except she probably wouldn't know a kitchen sink from Alec Baldwin's mouth.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:39 | 2463798 New_Meat
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Knuckles, actually TINA Merkel. - Ned

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:46 | 2463810 greyghost
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she is an east german communist....this was her education. the world revolves around moscow....not berlin or london or new york. she took her lessons very well, don't you think comrade putin?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:09 | 2463578 doggings
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can you stop spamming your site in every thread it gets a bit dull

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:41 | 2463801 New_Meat
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Dull trollz, dull trollz--can't be Johnny b--he wasn't a PM kinda' thang.  Unless ??????

- Ned

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:02 | 2463843 SILVERGEDDON

" On a clear day in Germany, you can see forever. But, it all looks Greek to me. "

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:08 | 2463573 Transitory Disi...
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like the barbourous relics... she was pointing to her stash places,

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:14 | 2463589 stocktivity
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It's 4 o'clock on Wall Street....almost time for some shit to hit the fan!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:21 | 2463762 The Gooch
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Note to wall street- Don't do your blow by a fan.

Also- stay away from windows.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:50 | 2463822 Gully Foyle
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Dude, she is just doing her Miss America schtick.

Oh how we laughed.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | 2463544 resurger
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:01 | 2463545 RationalPrepper
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Unf$%@*&g believable...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | 2463547 Dr. Engali
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Now where did I put my belly button?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:12 | 2463584 nope-1004
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She'll need a mirror to do that, can't see down past here fat chest.  Lots of junk in that trunk.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:02 | 2463549 Elwood P Suggins
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Could she find her ass with her hands?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:13 | 2463585 Titan Uranus
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If she had more hands....

Good to know you're still alive, Elwood.  Haven't heard that name since '62.  Take me to your leader...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:17 | 2463596 knukles
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The question, Elwood, is could you find her ass with your hands?

Or would you be distracted by those creamy white sun never lit, no man's hand ever touched soft cellulite enhanced upper thighs?


I'll betcha that she's got enough cellulite to repack all four wheel bearings on my Jaguar.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:28 | 2463627 Hulk
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Dimpled thighs travel twice as fast as non dimpled thighs, which makes pelvic thrusting 1 over the square root of two times more powerful than your standard, cellulite free thigh (measured  thrust myself using a fish scale). Also, cellulite minimizes two bodies rubbing against each other induced farting sounds...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:42 | 2463804 New_Meat
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the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:32 | 2463904 Acorn10012
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I love science.

Thanks, Big Greenie!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 16:30 | 2463640 DogOfSinope
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Jaguar? You must be dentist?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:01 | 2463718 knukles
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God, that's embarrassing.
I've been called many things before, but never, a Dentist.

(soft whimpering sounds)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:07 | 2463732 DogOfSinope
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No worries. I was just jealous, anyway. Pale-blue metallic XK-R with beige leather would really go well with my character. ;-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:19 | 2463756 Harbanger
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Jealous?  You too can lease one.  British cars and trucks suck.  I have a Defender sitting in my garage that I hardly drive because it's built like crap.  Ram diesel is the way to go.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:44 | 2463803 DogOfSinope
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Ram is the way to go if the way you wanna go is the way a canal boat goes. ;-)
Also, plastic inside is something I would expect on a TicTac box, not a car. ;-)
Yes, British cars are hilariously unrealiable. But, undeniably cool.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:47 | 2463812 Harbanger
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:02 | 2463846 DogOfSinope
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OK. It moves like a fast canal boat. I'll give you that.
But, I bet some canal boats corner better. ;-)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:07 | 2463858 Harbanger
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Here's the "plastic" interior you mentioned.  If you sat in this baby, you'd never want to go home.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:01 | 2464320 post turtle saver
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Please... that thing looks like the cab of a Russian tractor compared to a GMC Sierra Denali.

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