Friday Humor Part 2 - TBTRIMJOB

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In a day when many could do with some cheering up, here is some bonus humor courtesy of some truly delightful headline editing at Reuters.

Which begs the question: Is there such a thing as a RIM Job which is just too big, and, on a serious note, will Canada step in and bail out the troubled electronics company?

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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:49 | 2485329 SilverTree
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Rim jobs feel good.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:03 | 2485416 12ToothAssassin
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The secret service is being disbanded?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:23 | 2485484 mayhem_korner
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OT - No faceplant posts on ZH the entire day.  d

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:24 | 2485489 Major Major Major
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Down 6.66%

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:31 | 2485520 Mark Carney
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will Canada step in and bail out the troubled electronics company?

 

Step back!!!

 

I gotz this

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:48 | 2485610 Manthong
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Well, if you were good at your RIM job, you could always apply to be a Sachs worker.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:17 | 2486022 AldousHuxley
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Top worst names for websites

 

 

Work Safe Rim job image:

http://x77.xanga.com/26ee120430435274381818/w218735465.jpg

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:00 | 2486275 NotApplicable
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RIM is also an acronym for Records and Information Management. We've got a lady in her late 50's here at work who writes articles for our employee newsletter on managing records.

Not one, but two articles so far have used this phrase. I keep debating on whether or not to tell her, or just keep enjoying the articles.

Oh, and expertsexchange is about the worst damn help site on the web. I've got it black-listed in my google search results, as it's always at the top.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 20:20 | 2486456 jez
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I suppose it might be an urban legend, but there is a story that when British electricity company Powergen set up an Italian subsidiary, it named that subsidiary Powergen Italia. The website was www.powergenitalia

If it isn't true, it ought to be.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:28 | 2486951 zhandax
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Or, appropriately, "Se non è vero, è ben trovato"

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:32 | 2486082 CCanuck
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You have to go through intensive tainting to move from Rimm to Sachs.

Edit: ohh....I meant intensive training

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 10:58 | 2487160 Marginal Call
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The new model phone is called the dingleberry.  No manuel included. 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:49 | 2485613 ihedgemyhedges
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Just remember this rule when it comes to RIM JOBS:

If you've been married longer than 4 or 5 years, ask your girlfriend, not your wife.  Odds of getting a job go up dramatically with that method.....

If you're not married and just dating, well, most of the time you don't even have to ask.........you'll get a job regardless; but remember it's in anticipation of getting married someday.........

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:33 | 2485822 nodhannum
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Oh, so that is why the bride is always smiling...she knows that the RIM Jobs are almost over.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:41 | 2486097 hedgehog9999
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JUst like NORTEL right?

Problem with Canadian companies is success goes to their head, and they forget there are too many smart people with a lot of dough and resources out there; APPLE comes to mind and CISCO and JUNIPER and all the others that sealed Nortel's death knell...

RIM's the same, for a long time they said, the corporate market wil keep us going, and while they do offer value for some secure minded corporations and governments, they will become a niche player and be absorbed by someone else just like Tandem Computers and many other successful niche players who hoped to one day conquer the word as they were full of it!!!!!  success got to their heads and they got swalllowed up whole not unlike some other lttle fish in the ocean!!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 22:37 | 2486664 palmereldritch
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Mark, you are at Bilderberg today for a reason.  This can wait.

Focus!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:49 | 2485617 metastar
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At least the TSA can grab these guys real cheap.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:28 | 2485791 ugmug
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6000 RIM jobs- a precursor to a gay wedding invitation.....

 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:47 | 2486114 hedgehog9999
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as in got RIMMED ? or what do you mean?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:03 | 2486289 NotApplicable
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Hey now! It could happen at a hetero wedding too.

After all, would it really be any worse than the Duck Dance?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:05 | 2486295 NotApplicable
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Damnit, now I can't get that song outta my head!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 20:55 | 2486515 New_Meat
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+ earworm

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:42 | 2486101 Agent P
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"Rim jobs feel good."

On the (w)hole, I'd say you're correct.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:03 | 2486291 NotApplicable
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*rimshot*

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:49 | 2485331 Michael
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See something say something.

Sheriff Stan Barry of Fairfax County Virgina would become the most famous Sheriff in America overnight if he would take his forces to the Westfields Marriott and investigate criminal activity there.

Call Fairfax County Virgina Sheriff's office and report criminal activity at the Builderberg meeting.

Multiple violations of federal law are taking place there, specifically of the Logan Act.

Sedition and treason are being perpetrated by elected government officials, one namely Senator John Kerry at attendance plotting criminal activity against the USA.

Call Sheriff Stan Barry, demand he do his duty and arrest those Federal government officials for violating US Law!

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/sheriff/contactus.htm

This is also criminal activity perpetrated by the Builderberg people.

Bilderberg Members Discuss Killing Ron Paul

http://www.infowars.com/insider-bilderberg-members-share-ron-paul-death-wish/

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:10 | 2485443 theTribster
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R u going? I was thinking about it as I'm only a couple hours north (in Philly area) and have an RV to go down there with. Would like to see Alex and the rest of the InfoWars team. I'd also like to see 10s of thousands of people show up and create complete havoc - I think it ends officially tomorrow eod. I sent an email via the contactus link you provided above - thanks for doing this. +1

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:31 | 2485810 Fred C Dobbs
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Please go!  I would if I were that close.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:51 | 2485335 xtop23
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Sexy is a feather.

Perverted is the entire chicken.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:35 | 2485831 BigJim
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Unless you're a chicken, too.

Then just a 'feather' is damn creepy.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:51 | 2485340 urbanelf
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Maybe they can find work at Tender Greens tossing salad.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:51 | 2485341 CommunityStandard
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This is amazing.

Oh, and some jobs are just TOO big to rim.  Welcome to obese America.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:52 | 2485345 Shock and Aweful
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it's Bilderberg...not "Builderberg"...

 

Just sayin...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:04 | 2485413 Bunga Bunga
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Freudian slip, Bob the Builder is the lead of this conspiracy.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:10 | 2485438 Texas Ginslinger
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you mean Friday-ian slip...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:54 | 2485631 metastar
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Actually I believe it's spelled "Destructerberg"

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:51 | 2485346 Martin Silenus
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Can't stop the bleeding!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:53 | 2485353 Beevreetr
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SOLD !!! !!! SOLD !!! !!! SOLD !!!!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:55 | 2485363 Seasmoke
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something is defiantely cumming soon !!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:56 | 2485371 columbo
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Better than 6000 tossed salads

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:57 | 2485382 cougar_w
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Oh how ever will Congress manage without their 600 rim jobs?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:58 | 2485384 lsbumblebee
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Blackberry rim jobs at that. hacka-phoeey!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:08 | 2486301 NotApplicable
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Whiteberries are bad enough, but black ones? That's just nasty.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:59 | 2485385 Bastiat009
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Trust me, it is no unfortunate editing. It is completely and totally on purpose. Most journalists dream of being able to pull that through. 

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:40 | 2485574 pods
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Almost like splicing in a peter shot into the end of a movie eh?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:10 | 2486307 NotApplicable
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Double entendre street cred, FTW!

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:58 | 2485389 Floordawg
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Ha! That is fucking great... the naivety of the MSM will never cease to amaze.

Thanks for sharing, that gem and some Scotch will do wonders.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:01 | 2485403 LeBalance
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roflmao!

oh stop with the rim job jokes!

then the chicken joke above.

 

thank you.

thank you.

thank you.

 

i try my best to bring humor and fun to this dark time, but thank you all so much for being so fun also.

as we all learn in "ivory towers". f u n ::: is unbelivable nightmare.

this is a nightmare.  but there is one thing.  paper and its ties burn.

 

and from Joe Kidd: "You see ...  about those records.....  there was a fire."

 

bless

you

all

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:38 | 2485559 slewie the pi-rat
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...i was almost cheered up too...

...even tho tyler was not able to stifle the canadian bailout line...

...and invited more pre-dictionz...

...like tiny bubbles...

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:03 | 2485408 azzhatter
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Wonder if MDB is dollar cost averaging this one?

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 15:02 | 2485409 nomorebuyins
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Check out Rimm's new dingleberry line.

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