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For our Friday humor section, we pull up the funniest headlines from Bloomberg in ascending order.

h/t John Lohman

 

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Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:30 | 2040854 orangedrinkandchips
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You just cant make this shit up!!!

 

#1 is truly #1 for a reason

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:43 | 2040904 Sudden Debt
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To bd the didn't mention that John McCain was saying Obama will do what america needs.... While he was supposed to back up Mitt Romney...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:02 | 2041115 knukles
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Or hows about Gnewt (the G is silent) ballooning the idea of Sarah for his VP mate?
Didn't somebody already try that one on for size?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2041225 economics1996
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Unemployment rate is 11.2% and we fucking lost 389,000 workers from November to December, NSA MFers.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 23:51 | 2041563 CompassionateFascist
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No. To account for all the long-term unemployed who have fallen off benefits, plus all those who lose jobs and didn't or couldn't apply at all (e.g., self-employed), and surges of newcomers who can't find jobs in the first place (e.g., college graduates each year, <1/2 finding jobs now) just multiply the PonziRegime's figure by 3 : so it's c. 25%-30% now. Outside the Beltway Commentariat, I'm not sure anyone believes gov't #'s anymore; too much dissonance with the reality you can see around you every day.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:32 | 2041623 prains
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Just think, Chaz has the demand now all that needs to be done is produce to meet the demand Line 10 meet Line 1 problem solved

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 05:39 | 2041818 StychoKiller
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Inquiring mindz wanna know:  How much is a penis goin' for, these daze?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 14:21 | 2042341 Diogenes
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I don't know but a good pussy sure isn't cheap.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2041246 mendolover
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Well we all know a whore will say anything to get over.  That was a good one though.  Think he asked her first?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 07:10 | 2041853 jeff montanye
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newt is not given to asking.  more pronouncing and expecting anything or one to be grateful for the recognition.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 06:35 | 2041839 Shineola
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I wish that fat basterds mouth was silent.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 15:49 | 2042475 Votewithabullet
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Wish in one hand and suck my dick with the other. I wish you could spell and be silent.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 09:35 | 2041915 KickIce
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Yeah, and look what we got in exchange.

Say what you want about her, she gave McCain's campaign some much needed energy.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 23:10 | 2041492 zorba THE GREEK
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If Chaz had remained a girl, she could of had several penises for free. 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:25 | 2041006 thatthingcanfly
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For number 1, I'd have put the story about the US Navy rescuing from pirates an Iranian fishing vessel only 2 days after being ordered to stay out of the Gulf by Iranian Admiral Ackbar (or whomever, fuck you). As orangetits adequately put it, "You just can't make this shit up!"

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2041019 candyman
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See how Biden is drooling all over Corzine.

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quag9dp1Nn4&feature=youtu..be

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:23 | 2041265 economics1996
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Biden likes the bottom.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:51 | 2041370 SaveTheBales
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So lemme get this straight.  They can't sink a pirate Mothership, but they're gonna frighten the poor timid Stennis?  No wonder the bales keep washing up.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 23:57 | 2041575 CompassionateFascist
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You can't, Zionist warmonger. But ZOG does. More lead-in to the Iran War. "Can you believe it? Those 'effin Iranians. We rescue their damsals in distress, while they cut of our oil and prepare to exterminate us with  nuclear weapons. Payback Time!"

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:09 | 2042072 thatthingcanfly
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Zionist warmonger?

You SO do not know who the fuck you're talking to.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 06:27 | 2041837 Taint Boil
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US job market improved in December - You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:31 | 2040860 freethinker4now
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Number 1..NUmber 1..That's some funny doo doo

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:36 | 2041029 francis_sawyer
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Which would qualify it as #2 as well... Either way...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:31 | 2040861 chubbar
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OT, but this is the greatest political ad I've ever seen and Ron Paul is running it. It's a MUST SEE!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu_PJgqgdds

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:05 | 2040967 fnord88
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that is both fucking awesome and fucking true. Why do so many Americans fail to understand this? Do you guys really believe everybody loves you and your "spreading of democracy".

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:26 | 2041011 MsCreant
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Ad may be too smart. We may be getting what we deserve.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:35 | 2041027 DoChenRollingBearing
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I like the ad too.  But, who is going to watch it for over 3 minutes?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:08 | 2041083 NotApplicable
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I think it's well done enough to capture one's attention for that long, as the sense of urgency is captivating (it gave me goosebumps). All they have to do though, is what all other advertisers do these days, which is run the long version for a while, then edit it down to shorter versions which will still trigger the memories of the full version.

Even without TV though, there's still the internet. Next time someone starts bad-mouthing Dr. Paul, I'll pull this video up, then ask them if their opinion aligns with it. This commercial is a major effort to pull people out of their slumber.

I also liked watching the words form shapes, wondering what they would become. That they turned into the "Love" logo is pure brilliance. This gives me the opportunity to tell others that not only do I love, Dr. Paul, I know without a doubt that he loves me, and all of humanity, as well.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:18 | 2041143 BigJim
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... not only do I love, Dr. Paul, I know without a doubt that he loves me, and all of humanity, as well.


He's a bit like Jesus that way.

edit: awesome, AWESOME vid. Hope it goes viral.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:21 | 2041178 fnord88
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don't know if ZH'ers are familiar with Rap News, but the whole series is excellent, this one features Ron Paul: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELEwjVRxxGE

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 23:27 | 2041525 sullymandias
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Sorry, but that is LAME

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:19 | 2041611 GMadScientist
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Sorry, noone cares what you think.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:25 | 2041618 prains
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Sorry, but that is LAME

 

Burgers, Bombs, Boobs & Beer more your speed??

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:08 | 2042070 CPL
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it totally is...you should totally check out this site though.

 

lemonparty.org

 

It probably has everything that you need.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:02 | 2041113 pakled
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Here is something along the same vein.... but it's 11 minutes

 

top 10 campaign promises

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 09:10 | 2043865 lasvegaspersona
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All the good shit is blocked out here in China. I was here in September and it did not seem as bad then.....suppose the chicoms know something is coming and want to spare the locals all the angst? Even FOFOA is blocked. I could definitely read him in September. Life without Youtube (and several other links from ZH today) ... boringer than usual.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:32 | 2041023 Rincewind
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+1 "fucking awesome and fucking true."

Even as Ron Paul will most likely not be allowed to be president, I think he is reaching more and more people and just might wake up a few and open their eyes.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 22:28 | 2041398 IBelieveInMagic
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Bollocks -- most Americans instinctively understand that it is our military hegemony that is ensuring our top dog status -- we just need the cover that the MSM conveniently provides justifying our action and we are sold. We are addicted to overconsumption of world's resources and we would be loathe to change our ways and will not unilaterally give up. Ron Paul does not stand a chance with his rhetoric to unilaterally withdraw from our military dominance -- other powerful nations will have to attempt to wrest it from the US of A with their blood and treasure. It is not going to be handed to them on a plate. What our foreign suppliers get for the USD that they "earn" from trading with the US is the right to buy oil denominated in USD that is delivered from the ME and Africa assured by our military might. Might is right -- this is the unpalateble truth that ZHers have to reconcile with (don't shoot the messenger for stating the facts)...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 22:53 | 2041459 fnord88
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Those arn't facts, those are bullshit. History teaches us "other powerful nations", WILL NOT have to wrest it from the US of A, they just need to wait for the inevitable collapse of one more in a long line of overspending, militaristic empires. The boogie man is not coming to get you, why bother when you have already slit your own throats. 

 

 

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:59 | 2041656 Clinteastwood
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You're both right.  Just depends what time it is.  The later it is, the older the empire wears.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 05:47 | 2041821 StychoKiller
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...this is the unpalateble truth that ZHers have to reconcile with...

 

What makes you "think" that all ZHers support such an idea?  Check your premises.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:48 | 2041233 economics1996
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Because war is different from your couch watching it on TV.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 09:34 | 2041914 doggings
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"they hate us for our FREEDOMS bro!!"   :)

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:43 | 2041049 TrueSkeptic
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Awesome political Ad.    Finally, the truth.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:00 | 2041103 pakled
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YES! Yes. Yes. Yes.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:05 | 2041124 Global Hunter
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Hearing the truth brought me to tears.  I hope enough Americans of get this message it really is a question of are we going to be subject to world war and economic depression or the alternative Dr. Paul.  

Come lets go, get the message its hard enough focusing on keeping a house and family going fuck this war shit, we all have better things to do. 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:16 | 2041160 knukles
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Tears, yes.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:18 | 2041164 ebworthen
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That ad would get %40 of Democrat/Independent voters.

Of course, it would turn off the 10% Rhino Republicrats, but the country is worth it.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:51 | 2041239 lolmao500
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The ad is talking about foreign troops, but really, it could apply to TSA and cops, since they kill people by ``mistake`` all the time, violate the constitution million of times a day, etc...

With the TSA setting up checkpoints across America and with the NDAA passed, the shit is not far from hitting the fan... and when it does, America will turn into Iraq/Afghanistan.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:37 | 2041328 TrueSkeptic
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"....it could apply to TSA and cops, since they ....violate the constitution million of times a day..."

 

More truth.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 07:24 | 2041859 jeff montanye
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most specifically the heinous "war on drugs" which paul opposes, uniquely among top presidential contenders or even politicians of national stature generally.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 13:14 | 2042210 DRT RD
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That's sick.  I would give more thumbs up if I could.

 

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:34 | 2040865 SpaDe
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I didn't even smirk until I got to #1 and then I ROFL'd so bad I spilled my drink!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:43 | 2040901 orangedrinkandchips
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mmmmm....drink....

 

It's almost 5 o'clock here (and somewhere...)

 

 

STIFF COCK ANYONE??? (ILL TAKE 2!!)

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:59 | 2040958 Strut
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I'm pretty sure you're a dude...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:42 | 2041043 MsCreant
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So is that a booby prize?

Edit: Oh my god, it's back fat. Rolls and rolls of...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:09 | 2041138 NotApplicable
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Wal-Martian.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:20 | 2041170 knukles
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Funny.
Rolls of back fat.

Jesus, woman.
What have you been doing with your life?
That's it, I'll go to Wal-Mart and become a back fat spotter.

"Attention, back fat cleanup in aisle two"

That's just wrong.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 05:50 | 2041823 StychoKiller
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"Attention, back fat cleanup in aisle two"

That's just wrong.

I expect nothing less(more) from a "pinhead!" :>D

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:52 | 2041645 GMadScientist
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I'm pretty sure he's got enough holes that his dudeness won't be an issue to the guys doing it just to see the look on his face. Now let the man deprave in peace; he needs the money (MF global client).

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:46 | 2041058 peekcrackers
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slow your roll homo ...crist

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:34 | 2040867 tmosley
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I didn't really laugh until the end.  This is the best one yet, Tyler.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:34 | 2040868 Cdad
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#1 is lololol.  Recently hired [and probably already fired] bicycle couriers hired to fetch shiny bobbles from Tiffany's for criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers too stoned to make it there themselves.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:39 | 2040884 Amish Hacker
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You should run this top-ten every week.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:40 | 2040887 Cognitive Dissonance
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US Jobs Market Improved In December.

Gotta love the financial porn.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:18 | 2040995 nonclaim
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They could try and give the market a tattoo for permanent improvement.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2041020 MsCreant
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Bernanke, Charged with castrating US economy, could face life?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:40 | 2040889 Rainman
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Damn, that woman castrating husband shit gives me the willies. Won't sleep too good tonite.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:53 | 2040938 MachoMan
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Do you really think you won't wake up before your wife gets done setting up the magnifier?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:08 | 2040972 Rainman
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I strongly object to female revenge tips being posted on this venerable site.... the wimmins got enough ideas already.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:21 | 2041002 Irish66
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nervous?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:23 | 2041004 subqtaneous
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She tried that once, and I didn't budge until the arborists started up their chainsaws.  Bitch.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:41 | 2040893 navy62802
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At this pace, we'll be at 7% or less by November. What a joke.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:43 | 2040906 valley chick
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I don't know...maybe the pic that banzai7 posted earlier...made me think of the Sark on #3. 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:44 | 2040910 Cheeky Bitch
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It's Friday Bitchez...

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:49 | 2040918 Zero Govt
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what was funnier than the jobs numbers was the airheaded Bloomberg presenter reporting it then looking up to see the US Exchanges all red ...Bloomberg had spent all morning hyping the jobs and the positive impact it would have on the markets.. instead they got a slap in the face with a wet fish

Priceless

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:52 | 2040934 GeezerGeek
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Neither about jobs or a penis, I find this pretty bizarre:

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Sweden-File-sharing-Religion-Kopimism-Church...

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:53 | 2040936 Yen Cross
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 We're all going to the " Big House"!  /sarc

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:58 | 2041253 lolmao500
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/sarc? Not with NDAA.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:54 | 2041648 GMadScientist
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We're all going to the "Big Brother House".

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:55 | 2040944 Let them eat iPads
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The funniest headline this spring will be:

 

"Santorum wins Republican nomination".

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 03:04 | 2041753 Lore
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Ron Paul ad: "Santorum: Record of Betrayal" (YouTube)

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:58 | 2040955 wandstrasse
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MSN 14:38 Princeton study reveals: Banker penises grow by 65% when watching Mr. Bernankes finger approaches the print button.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:59 | 2040957 taniquetil
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What if you're a shower and not a grower?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:16 | 2040982 Strut
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MSN 14:38 Princeton study reveals: Banker penises become WMD when watching Mr. Bernankes finger approaches the print button.

 

Fixed it for ya

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:32 | 2041022 Caviar Emptor
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For the first time ever, roids and Viagra have failed to cause enough swelling. Maybe Chaz Boner isn't wrong to go buy a penis

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:07 | 2041131 pakled
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You're funny.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:40 | 2041217 Sabibaby
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Obama could certainly swallow that!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:13 | 2040984 Alpha Monkey
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Sploosh...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:01 | 2040961 vegas
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#11 Obama says students "inspire" him at rally where everybody laughs at him.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:02 | 2040963 apberusdisvet
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Banker penal lists would be more appropriate.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:30 | 2041005 Caviar Emptor
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According to BLS : 42,000 courier and messenger jobs were added in December. And 3 million people left the work force which lowers the unemployment rate. :-) 

http://seekingalpha.com/article/317954-u-s-non-farm-payrolls-the-statist...

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:46 | 2041059 MsCreant
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If Tyler has this blog for years and years, will he need to get a picuture of an aging Brad Pitt for his avatar? Hope Brad doesn't get all douchey with plastic surgery, tans, fake hair, and shit.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:09 | 2041139 pakled
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I think Brad has Dick Clark genes.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:41 | 2041220 wandstrasse
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BTW, I am wondering how Mr. Pitt manages to do all of this... his children, his wife, the movies, this awesome site... Bravo!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:49 | 2041367 blunderdog
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He's had excellent work done already.  As long as he keeps it discreet and uses the same surgeon, maybe we'll never see him wearing one of the creepy "Brad Pitt @ 40" masks.  (Like that thing Stallone got grafted on recently.)

No matter, really--Tyler Durdens are fictional.  No reason for them to age.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:58 | 2041653 GMadScientist
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I see it more as a "Dread Pirate Roberts" type situation (as do the Tylers) you take your turn then pass the baton.

 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:58 | 2041090 Caviar Emptor
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Hat tip, O Tyler! You were on it. Scuse my redundancy

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:48 | 2041231 Yen Cross
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 Thank You! My "  Mud Hut" just Crumbled.   That was a complement.<

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:25 | 2041008 non_anon
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stranger than fiction

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:36 | 2041030 wonderatitall
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take a 2 month christermas hiring of temp retail and "couriers" and this is the obama economic miracle?  what happened to "UNEMPLOYMENT IS THE BEST STIMULUS"?  OBAMAMERICA, WHERE HOOLIGANS ARE EMPLOYED IN DC AND WALL STREET....

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:37 | 2041033 oogs66
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Too funny!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:39 | 2041039 NotApplicable
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Doesn't Chaz know that saving is for suckers?

Surely there's an addadictomy clinic that will finance?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:48 | 2041066 MsCreant
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It's so sad. Somewhere out there is a guy trying to give his dick away.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:56 | 2041086 samsara
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Most guys just want to grant usage rights ;-)

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 01:02 | 2041659 GMadScientist
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Maybe they match people changing sex in each direction so they can trade.

2 boobs for a dick!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:24 | 2041181 ebworthen
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Wouldn't a good strap-on be a lot cheaper and more versatile?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2041222 Caggge
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Very true. I am sure Cher has a few old strap-ons left over from her days with Sonny.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:43 | 2041223 Caggge
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Very true. I am sure Cher has a few old strap-ons left over from her days with Sonny.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:49 | 2041068 peekcrackers
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funny stuf,, just like the kennysen econnamy

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:54 | 2041075 Georgesblog
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"the U. S. jobs market improved in December". Yup. Uh - huh. That's almost as funny as the money. At least the Euro can give the Federal Reserve note directions. Last one out the employment door, clean the restrooms, before you go.

 http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:54 | 2041076 JustObserving
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The biggest joke is that we have started 2012 with a global recession on the cards thanks to Obama's new and improved economic sanctions on Iran.

"So why did Obama sign it? For the Obama administration, everything now is about electoral calculus. Those terminal wackos in the Republican presidential circus - with the honorable exception of Ron Paul - are peddling war on Iran the moment they're elected, and substantial swathes of the American electorate are clueless enough to buy it."

"The bottom line is that average Iranians will suffer - as average, crisis-hit, indebted Europeans will also suffer. The US economy will suffer. And whenever it feels the West is getting way too hysterical, Tehran will keep reserving the right to send oil prices skyrocketing.

The regime in Tehran will keep selling oil, will keep enriching uranium and, most of all, won't fall. Like a Hellfire missile hitting a Pashtun wedding party, these Western sanctions will miserably fail. But not without collecting a lot of collateral damage - in the West itself. "

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/NA07Ak01.html

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:54 | 2041078 samsara
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Chaz (#10) should have hooked up with the woman in #4

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:59 | 2041099 NotApplicable
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Sometimes markets are horribly inefficient. Especially black ones.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:01 | 2041109 Dr. Acula
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That sounds racist.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:15 | 2041157 peekcrackers
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LOL

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:54 | 2041245 gravedestruction
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Dr...

Is that Dr as in Vlad Tepest?

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 22:46 | 2041452 Hephasteus
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You people in the north don't mind black markets. You just don't want them doing better than the white ones. You people down south don't care how much money the black markets make you just don't want them on the same streets as you.

And you women who love to shop you go to the black market and get jungle fever and stop getting catalogs in the mail.

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 20:01 | 2041105 Caviar Emptor
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lol. 

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:26 | 2041308 Yen Cross
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 Lets make the real ( January)!     Birds in  { My Garden}!

Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:40 | 2041339 Yen Cross
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 OOps.  Forex Live? Questionable.  Jaime is a CLOWN

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 02:22 | 2041725 LouisDega
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Hehehe. That is is funny. I just shit my pajamas

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:23 | 2042012 corndog
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Chaz still is a girl.

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:36 | 2042027 blindman
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Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:47 | 2042041 BlueStreet
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Here's a classic.  The sample size is huge:

 

U.S. Stocks Rise as S&P 500 Index Posts Its Second-Best Start Since 2006


 

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 17:03 | 2042605 Imminent Collapse
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How do you prevent the ads from obscuring the text?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 21:33 | 2043014 mendolover
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Should be able to click on the body and it will open in it's own page.  No?  I know the images will open up in their own page.  Click again on a WB7 masterpiece and you will end up in his Flickr page, then it's show time!!

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 21:05 | 2042962 blindman
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@ "how do you .."
click on the text and i opens in the page. then return
to the original page.
but the new world order is where the ad is the text,
the social media is the socio-economic media and your
text and ads are specifically designed and delivered
to/for you to help you integrate your consumption habits
into the production engine of the greater milieu.
so, for example, if you search for air fare to iceland,
the next instant the ads pop up for deals at hotels in
iceland. if you use the same computer to search for
deals the prices ramp up. can that be true?

Sat, 01/07/2012 - 21:31 | 2043011 mendolover
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I like Dr. Paul Craig Roberts.

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/

Sun, 01/08/2012 - 02:03 | 2043575 blindman
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http://maxkeiser.com/2012/01/07/on-the-edge-with-paul-craig-roberts/
On the Edge with Paul Craig Roberts
Posted on January 7, 2012 by stacyherbert| 23 Comments
We interview Paul Craig Roberts; here’s his latest blog post at his new site: The Dismal Economic Outlook For The New Year

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