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A Front Page You Won't See In The US

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Just because try hard as it may, the Chairman's printer simply can't issue infinite electronic equivalents of the 79 proton element, newspapers with a circulation of 435,000 (same as the Chicago Tribune) on this side of the Ganges will hardly ever be allowed to show the following anti-patriotic advertisement. 


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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:01 | 2370409 FOC 1183
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she would be a terrorist here

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:04 | 2370425 idea_hamster
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Maybe WBanzai will do a mock-up?

Vote + if you want one!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:17 | 2370476 Pladizow
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They have Latinas in India?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:30 | 2370518 WAMO556
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NO! But they do have Aryans! And the funny thing about that (Cultural bias against skin color) is on various indian channels that have enormous followings for Bollywood movies, you will see commercials (backed by Hindustan Unilever) for a whole mass of womens products to WHITEN their skin. Dark skin means you work outside and are a laborer, light skin means you DON'T work outside and come from a good family. And the women are HOT!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:36 | 2370548 youngman
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It used to be the same here in the USA...a tan meant you worked...white meant you had means baby....funny how that has changed

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:52 | 2370611 spiral_eyes
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Doesn't ZH get more readers than the mainstream financial press in the US?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:53 | 2370619 Oh regional Indian
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:32 | 2370783 slewie the-pi-rat
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but you will see this in the US

Weeping four-year-old girl accused of carrying a GUN by TSA officers
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:51 | 2370905 Gideon Gono
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Good for them for not falling for that old gun in the teddy bear trick.  Well done officers!  That little dissident will think twice before she does that again.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2370982 DaveyJones
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and Shirley Temple was a midget

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:27 | 2371114 Rahm
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Best comments in this thread i've seen in a while!!!


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:06 | 2371721 DaveyJones
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:24 | 2372294 Problem Is
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I like "Rednecks"...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:18 | 2371075 Mr Kurtz
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Ja...and besides since when do serfs and four year olds need 4th amendment rights. Serves her reicht!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:10 | 2371026 NewWorldOrange
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THAT is exactly why we have a second amendment in the U.S.  And if you think the TSA is bad now wait until they unionize.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 05:04 | 2372642 noses
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If the people don't do anything against their own government keeping them in a concentration camp they deserve no better.


So much about the Land of The Free (or even Home of The Brave).

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:25 | 2370757 old naughty
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it does. :-p

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:29 | 2370772 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Don't tell the mainstream financial press though -- they're already in a shitty mood.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:33 | 2370793 NoClueSneaker
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ZH winning momentum - getting more readers in Germany than the mainstream Axel-Bertelsmann press .

(  Public & private media in Germany r low  cost  FUX-News franchise, and the german journalists bit cheaper than the politicians  and crack whores ) .

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:42 | 2370580 long-shorty
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I would like to specifically +1 the part in which you note that Indian women are hot.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:17 | 2370712 SemperFord
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Being hot is great but she best know how to make some Chicken Tikka Masala and Aloo Palak or I'll just say "NEXT"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:46 | 2370587 I am more equal...
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I'd like to polk her dot.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:02 | 2370649 Levadiakos
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Id rather poke her dot

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:02 | 2370655 Imminent Crucible
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Your wife is reading this.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:03 | 2370659 Levadiakos
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You're speaking in third person again?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:11 | 2370694 Calmyourself
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You know why Indian girls that emigrate to the U.S. have that dot?  Because when you marry them and consumate the marriage you get to rub it off and see if you won a Motel 6 or a 7-11..  I do love anti- PC humor..  Lets hear some honky jokes..

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:22 | 2370740 Taint Boil
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How many whites guys does it take to change a light bulb?


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:30 | 2370780 MayIMommaDogFac...
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He holds the light bulb and the whole world revolves around him!

(I resemble that)

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:12 | 2370996 akak
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Q: How many typical TV-watching Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None --- they prefer to remain in the dark.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:07 | 2371531 Calmyourself
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AK - Honky joke thread winner, in the dark indeed, this country is full of mushrooms in the dark and fed shit and they love it..  In fact try to shove them into the light and they will kill ya for the trouble.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 18:48 | 2371787 Dead Canary
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What's 12 inches long and white?


Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:58 | 2373913 chipshot
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:25 | 2372297 A Nanny Moose
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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mic Jagger says, "Hey you, get of of my cloud!!"

Scottsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!!!"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:57 | 2372093 Peter Pan
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How many Indian men does it take to change a light globe?
None. Their mother does it for them.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:05 | 2370995 DaveyJones
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Lawrence always said, the polka turns chicks on

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:04 | 2370658 lemonobrien
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dark skin means you work outside, kinda like red-neck. whitening products are big in asia. its our propaganda, brain-washing, consumerist poison seeping in.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:05 | 2370666 Levadiakos
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On the DL application under "race" always put "Redneck"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:10 | 2370688 Dr. Richard Head
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I usually indicate I am Native American for anything that askes of my nationality.  I was born here damnit.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:32 | 2370785 pods
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Careful, I did that on a jury duty questionaire.

Let's just say I became popular.


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:28 | 2371112 NotApplicable
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You should never fill those things out. As you discovered, they contain a legal threat.

If you really want to confuse them (as I found out once), show up for "duty" anyway. They spent well over half an hour trying to figure out why I wasn't in their database, until I finally told them.

Later, I got kicked out of the "Juror #8" chair for refusing to obey, in advance, any orders the judge might fancy coming up with.

Nope, sorry I'm not going to swear absolute obedience to any person, let alone a professional criminal.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:37 | 2371398 jumbo maverick
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i got forms from the court to fill out a few years ago. it was all for jury duty. they wanted to know all kinds of things such as who i live with, where i live, phone number,, etc. etc. etc. i wrote a letter back to the judge indicating i refused to fill out the forms. the whole time i kept thinking he would probably lock me up for contempt. his baliff later talked to me and said that the judge was actually looking into the jury questioneer form and for lack of a better term the legitamicy of it. i was pleasantly surprised. basically i didnt fill out any of the forms, never had to appear in court and never got called to sit on the jury. things do work out sometimes even though you fear the worst.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:39 | 2371969 azusgm
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Good for you, N/A.

It is pretty appalling to show up for jury duty and be instructed by the judge that you must agree to everything he/she instructs. If that is how it is supposed to be, what is the point of a jury of your peers?

So wrong.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2371207 greased up deaf guy
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i somewhat jokingly say i'm european american because i don't appreciate the double standard that it's ok to call me white while it's not ok to call others yellow, brown, purple, etc. :)

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:29 | 2371639 Grimbert
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My sister-in-law emigrated to the USA from Zimbabwe because of the troubles there. She insists on ticking the box for African American, and loves explaining how African does not equal black.

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 12:16 | 2373722 Marc_W
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I think you mean, "the unchecked savagry of hordes of negro beasts that infest Africa."



Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:42 | 2370855 NoClueSneaker
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Hell yeah ! Even an €uro can luv beer, shots, bluegrass and shotties ..... ( ... shit, my cousine is married ...). :-P


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:39 | 2370833 Jethro
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If I remember correctly, they call that a "wheatish" complexion.  I only lived there for a little while, and that was in the early 90's.  Back then, they still aspired to keep girls chunky too.

High value is placed on very pale complexions there. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:37 | 2370545 caconhma
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Looks like Zionist Central-Banking Mafia is not in control of India.

How soon will India army invade and liberate American people from the totalitarian & oppressive Washington regime?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:08 | 2370679 Levadiakos
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They'll come in right behind the French

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:12 | 2370697 Dr. Richard Head
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Just like the first American Revolution then..... History repeats itself.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:49 | 2371237 NotApplicable
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Luckily (for them, that is) they don't need control. All they need is to exercise the ready-made divide and conquer tactic, Kashmir (or whatever the casus belli du jour with Pakistan is currently).

Have "terrorists" nuke a few chemical plants (along with some soft targets for good measure), and the place will be a wasteland for ages, with the survivors hell-bent on restitution in the form of war.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:20 | 2370723 SoNH80
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Anthropologists believe that European peoples are descended from migrants from the Indus River valley (that had in turn migrated from Africa via the Red Sea and Arabia long before that).  Indians and Europeans are members of the same Caucasian racial grouping as a consequence.

Same common root language and language family-- "Indo-European".

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:51 | 2370909 Randall Cabot
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Most modern Indians are a mixture of Aryans who migrated south and Dravidians who were already there-the lighter skinned folks are more Aryan and the darker ones are more Dravidian.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:19 | 2370487 Manthong
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If her daddy offers her to me with all that bling, I’ll dump the wife in a heartbeat and make an offering to the deity of his choice to boot.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:21 | 2370491 Id fight Gandhi
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Yeah I miss dowries

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:28 | 2370517 SHEEPFUKKER

Surely it's a paper gold necklace she's wearing. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:32 | 2370531 Jack Sheet
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+1 for your user name.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:55 | 2370628 Oh regional Indian
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Surely it's 22Kt at least, with a bunch of 24Kt baubles sewn/thrown in.

18 is the minimum, 14 is a shocker, hardly to never seen.

Except now more in Junk Jewellery, western Fashionista style.


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:42 | 2370856 Jethro
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I remember my friends buying some ME gold coin, (maybe in Bahrain), taking it to India, and then watching some craftsmen come to the house, melt the coin down, and turn it into a traditional necklace right there in the balcony of the house. 

At a minimum, I'd say that necklace was 22kt.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:41 | 2371889 Manthong
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To wear your durable, non counter-party risk barbarous relic wealth as a statement is a thing of beauty..

maybe second only to wearing your risk mitigation and confident independence statement in the form of a fine firearm. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:24 | 2370749 Taint Boil
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She'd look better with a pearl necklace.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:07 | 2371301 dirtbagger
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+ 10 for using your real name

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:29 | 2371955 Beam Me Up Scotty
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+100 for using yours

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:55 | 2371485 zenbones
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:31 | 2370524 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold babes

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:37 | 2370544 francis_sawyer
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Parampar?! ("Tradition" in Hindi)...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:56 | 2370630 Oh regional Indian
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:30 | 2370778 francis_sawyer
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I kno I kno... the last letter doesn't come out in character...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:56 | 2370547 LouisDega
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Shes beautiful. Between the mind of William Banzai and Adobe PS , Together will turn her into the Bride of Fucking Frankenstein. I say leave her alone, But who am i?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2371057 resurger
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Am telling my wife i will be marrying a Hindu, for our futures sake.. i think shell understand lol

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:40 | 2370562 battle axe
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Alert the US Air-force, fuel up the B-2's we have a  mission for them. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:14 | 2370703 Dr. Richard Head
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Indians hate us for our freedoms.  Those indians even have a nice target on their heads.  They are asking to be bombed for the sake of democracy.  /sarc

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:53 | 2370616 Grinder74
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Gold Hottiez!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:56 | 2370629 steelhead23
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Well, if she wore that outfit outside here, she had better be well armed lest she be mugged and raped.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:04 | 2370665 Jonas Parker
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I think I'm in lust... err... love!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:05 | 2370674 Imminent Collapse
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I don't know, but I've been told, its hard to run with the weight of gold

On the other hand, I have heard it said, its just as hard with the weight of lead

One way or another, one way or another, one way or another, this darkness has got to end.

-Grateful Dead-

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:19 | 2370727 s0lspot
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I forgot to tell the ZH Team in the email that this top half of the Frontpage was a very big AD for a very big Jewellers, in case ZHers hadn't noticed...

The bottom half was for Mercedes's intelligent headlights system or some PR shit like that...except for inflation, no crisis to be felt over everywhere, lots of ads for construction products & cars (real crap cars though).

India is still very big on phys gold, jewellers are displaying enormous amounts of jewellery pieces, according to Kerala State stats (where the pic was taken), Kerala, the most communist state of India (and the most literate à la Cuba I wish to add), represents "at least 25% of total gold trade in the country, there are about 100 big gold companies in the State and any town in Kerala is bound to have at least 60-80 jewellers."

Day after day of my travel over here I can confirm I am gobsmacked by the number of unguarded, "doors wide open" jewellers in most towns I've been to. They're a bit like sports shoes shop in the West, people go with their famillies, take their shoes off before entering and then everyone gets to try on rings, necklaces, arm & feet chains...It is a sight to be seen...Each town seems to have its own "Goldtown" or something...

The State continues, "total gold market in Kerala represents more than 20 000 Crores rupees (about 2.8 billion €) and an established dealer sells anywhere from 10 to 40kg per day"

They are very proud of their goldsmithing tradition and do craft amazingly fine & delicate pieces...GIYF

Will be topping up on some coins/medals for sure before I leave, how's that for an everlasting souvenir?! ;)


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:25 | 2370755 Gully Foyle
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"Day after day of my travel over here I can confirm I am gobsmacked by the number of unguarded, "doors wide open" jewellers in most towns I've been to."

There was a Jackie Chan film, newer so not action, about Chinese immigrants to Japan in the 70's or 80's.

The Japanese too had a policy of trust, according to the film, and the Chinese robbed them blind.

Then you didn't see any Ghurkha's guarding the shops?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:21 | 2370738 Gully Foyle
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FOC 1183

"she would be a terrorist here"

Only on 24, but that ended a few years back.

You must be catching up with NETFLIX.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:09 | 2371020 LongSoupLine
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She would be locked up in JPM's PM vaults with all the other assets that...

Whoa, scratch that. Those vaults are empty.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:24 | 2372039 Buck Johnson
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She sure would be a terrorists here.  This ad would never ever be in the US on any media except the alternative. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:02 | 2370412 buzzsaw99
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the fed is a sty full of pigs.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:03 | 2370413 Decolat
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Over here, we see Cash For Gold on frontpages.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:07 | 2370433 SheepDog-One
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And the new #1 job in america, the sign spinner....all wrapped up in 1 South Park episode. South Park - Cash For Gold - YouTube

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:21 | 2370461 hedgeless_horseman
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I drive past at least one gold buyer sign spinner every day.

Sign of the times.


Never forget that gold is the easiest loot to fence.

Do you have a one-kick door?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:23 | 2370498 Id fight Gandhi
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What's the going rate now? 35% of spot? Rip off.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:44 | 2370507 hedgeless_horseman
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35% of spot? Rip off.

Not if it is hot.

Never open your door for someone you do not know.

How safe are your windows?

Someone has a gun to your spouse's/kid's head and says to you, "Get me your gold."  What are you going to do?  Really, what are you going to do?  Teach your family to NEVER open the door for ANYONE they do not know.  This includes UPS drivers, cops, etc.  Use the intercom from a distance inside the home.  Do not have a one-kick door.  Get a weapon, get good training, and practice.

Never forget that gold is the easiest loot to fence.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:47 | 2370591 Agent P
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I hovered over your "Never open your door for someone you don't know" link and clicked after being intrigued by was disappointed when the page loaded as "Nu Tone" and not "Nut One". 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:50 | 2370600 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:56 | 2370632 Agent P
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Balls cried the queen...if I had two I'd be king...if I had three I'd be a pawn shop.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:31 | 2370765 Gully Foyle
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"Someone has a gun to your spouse's/kid's head and says to you, "Get me your gold."  What are you going to do?  Really, what are you going to do? "

Let them shoot.

Odds are if someone already has a gun out whole family is dead anyway, especially if you have seen their faces.

In the end they get shit and either way you are dead.

Never leave a witness.

"Get a weapon, get good training, and practice."

Teach them to use anything as a weapon then no one has to search fro what they need when they need it. Too many people rely on tools instead of brains.


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:10 | 2371012 hedgeless_horseman
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Let them shoot.


flag as ignorant (1)



Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:22 | 2371095 catacl1sm
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"Shoot the hostage".

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:58 | 2370953 Frank N. Beans
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if people were smart and they wanted to sell their gold, they would get much better deal at the coin shops.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:07 | 2371009 akak
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If people were smart, I would be living on a different planet than this sorry one.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:12 | 2371034 LongSoupLine
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Newt's working on it....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:41 | 2370567 caconhma
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I suspect that that all this "Cash For Gold" business is an undercover FED operation.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:48 | 2370578 hedgeless_horseman
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The Fed certainly owns enough empty commercial real estate to give them a competitive advantage! 

The cash is essentially free to them. 

Resulting profit margin explains how they can afford the sign spinners.

Ben is a genius!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:58 | 2370636 BigInJapan
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I reckon the Japanese govt is behind the proliferation of those businesses over here...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:46 | 2370880 BudFox2012
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No, American stupidity is behing the proliferation here.  People in the US have an attention span of a 6 year old, and are more than willing to destroy their future for some short-term gratification.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:36 | 2370808 mr. mirbach
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Maybe a TREASURY operation to replace the tungsten bars in Fort Knox?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:02 | 2370984 UP Forester
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Why would they replace the tungsten bars?

Ever since they banned incandescent lightbulbs, Fort Knox is the safest place to store the strategic tungten reserves....

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:10 | 2371028 SilverRhino
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A large operation from BRIC or even the Red Shields would be my guess.   The Hoovering of American wealth continues.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:11 | 2370689 jus_lite_reading
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Sept 2008 - June 2012, gold is wealth preservation

July 2012 - End of times, gold means survival 

What idiots would sell their gold to these basturds?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:17 | 2370702 hedgeless_horseman
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What idiots would sell their gold to these basturds?

Very few. 

However, what thugs would sell your gold to these basturds? 


Never forget that gold is the easiest loot to fence.  The thugs understand this fact.  If you want to follow the advice of many on this blog and own physical gold, then you need to as well.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:33 | 2370792 Gully Foyle
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"July 2012 - End of times, gold means survival "

Boy you best read up on people who survived war zones and collapses.

Gold was virtually useless.

Shit like toilet paper, books, and bullets carried more useful value.


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371017 akak
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You forgot to add "You can't eat it", too.

Your specious argument that gold is "useless" in extremis (and even that is debateable) is worthy of Jon Nadler himself.

Moreover, in focusing solely on gold as a means of exchange, you conveniently neglect to mention gold's very real and historical value as not only a means of preserving one's savings and wealth, but as a vehicle to transfer that wealth through a financial or monetary crisis.

Downarrow for you .... again.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:12 | 2372273 prole
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Gully Foil is reaching epic stupid post level tonight. I think GF is on the wrong board, DU or Daily KOS maybe more approporiate for you.

A)-- Gun to your family head "get me the gold" OK just pretend to get the gold, or get it, but shoot the fvcker in his head instead of delivering gold, save your family from being killed ala Dr Petit in Conn. If you give them what they want, then they kill your family:

B)--When the lights go out and paper money crashes, ONLY those with GOLD eat at all. Those with food ONLY accept GOLD as payment. This is not my opinion, this is recent history (and throughout all history)

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371130 NewWorldOrange
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Gold isn't as much for during the collapse as for after.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:12 | 2370699 Decolat
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And for Flight of the Conchords fans... Boom King.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371145 NewWorldOrange
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Thanks for that! Here's one regarding that lovely lady pictured at top:

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:45 | 2371435 Decolat
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Ah yes, just wanna do somethin special.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:16 | 2370709 FinalCollapse
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SD1- watch it: there is a guy in this room with a name of SHEEPFUKKER.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:09 | 2370441 nonclaim
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If one believes in GLD, he should pay full price for the gold printed in that ad.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:12 | 2370453 knukles
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Yeah but this ad is Gold for Cash

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:41 | 2370568 mayhem_korner
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The ad had words?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:03 | 2370657 citta vritti
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written like an honest man

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:03 | 2370416 dereksatkinson
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Sentiment is compelling...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:03 | 2370417 Chippewa Partners
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I wouldnt put her up for collateral to get a loan in Delhi..........

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:04 | 2370421 HoofHearted
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Bernank would be telling us it is the most auspicious day for printing, Obama would be saying it is the most auspicious day for paying higher taxes if you make any income, etc.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:06 | 2370428 SheepDog-One
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Funny how all the CNBC anchors love their gold jewelry and watches, yet despise a gold coin. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:22 | 2370496 Dr. Engali
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Kernen and Quick must have junked you.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:08 | 2371016 SheepDog-One
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | 2371243 greased up deaf guy
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and sorkin makes three. hehe...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:11 | 2370432 Sisyphus
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Her eyes are photoshopped.

You won't see this, too.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:30 | 2370521 Sisyphus
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Okay, poop quiz.

How do you recognize graduates of public schools on ZH?

Throw sarcasm, irony, or a sardonic statement at them, which is obviously meant to distract them from the issue at hand, and see the junks pile up against your post. Look at how MDB or that MaxPsycho, or whatever his id is, do. I have been here longer than most folks, and it never ceasium to amaze me. Now, watch how many people junk me for using ceasium and poop.

And we are waiting for people to wake up? LOL.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:43 | 2370556 Likstane
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I did just for asking for it; and I did't know what sardohnic is.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:44 | 2370584 knukles
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They mis-spell "pop" as "poop"

A poop quiz is; "Whaddaya think's in my Depends for ya', honey?"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:52 | 2370610 BlueCollaredOne
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Im just a public school high school graduate, but what does the element cesium have to do with Gold?  Oh nevermind, I get it, you are showing how Gold is an element.  Thats pretty Ausome. 

I'll try to think of some more, but Im afraid all the remaining examples Argon. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:03 | 2370656 BlueCollaredOne
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I told a chemistry joke, and no reaction?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:10 | 2370687 Sisyphus
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So, I guess, uh, I guess you can derelict my balls, cap-i-tan.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:28 | 2370768 BlueCollaredOne
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I can derelict my own balls, thank you very much




Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:40 | 2371198 NewWorldOrange
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I'd rather lick the Indian gal's AUreolas. I love that AUburn hair.

I know. My Audacious puns are auful. I really aughta quit. Be glad I'm not audible.

Speaking of gold, we really need to AUdit the Fed for it.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:39 | 2370832 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I told a chemistry joke, and no reaction?

It was inert.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:50 | 2370903 BlueCollaredOne
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Oh so now we are getting into electron configurations?

How Bohring!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | 2371211 NewWorldOrange
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Aura you ever gonna' quit cracker?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2371204 NewWorldOrange
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"It was inert."


Passed right thru me too. No reaction at all.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:25 | 2371107 Bazinga
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:31 | 2371137 NotApplicable
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Can't you just yell "You kids get off my lawn!" like the rest of the angry old men?

Awful damn wordy otherwise.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:07 | 2370434 Temporalist
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This was reported on Indian news.

High prices dampen gold buying on Akshaya Tritiya


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:08 | 2370437 Stackers
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Gold is a cultural thing for India. Very big for wedding gifts. Not like us where we buy coins and stick em in a hole somewhere. Mr. T would fit right in at an Indian wedding.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:13 | 2370457 Desert Irish
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Probably goes a long way in explaining the lack of boating accidents in India

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:16 | 2370470 DosZap
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Little known fact is India has as much gold as all the rest of the coutries soverigns combined.(18.000metric tons).

Believe there was a chart on here with that a while back.

Not counting the peoples holdings.....................which is humongous.

My $ is they have at least 25-30% of the total supply in the world.


Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:09 | 2370440 LoneStarHog
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C'mon...That is Karl "Mr. Gold" Denninger in his Friday night drag outfit. You can't fool me.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:09 | 2370442 Sandmann
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That's not Aishwarya Rai ........pity !

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:10 | 2370445 Jack Sheet
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She's showing much too much tit for US morals.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:11 | 2370447 lsbumblebee
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That looks like one share of GLD.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:23 | 2370484 sampo
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More like the collateral to million shares of GLD to me.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:13 | 2370458 Frank N. Beans
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i wish I had that much gold hanging around my neck.  And I'm a guy.  Puts those rap musician posers to shame.

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