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A Front Page You Won't See In The US

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Just because try hard as it may, the Chairman's printer simply can't issue infinite electronic equivalents of the 79 proton element, newspapers with a circulation of 435,000 (same as the Chicago Tribune) on this side of the Ganges will hardly ever be allowed to show the following anti-patriotic advertisement. 

 

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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:15 | 2370467 Dr. Engali
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Barbaric Relic.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:46 | 2370588 knukles
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I'd still bone it.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:25 | 2370754 nonclaim
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What a bizarre love for the old newspaper...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:22 | 2370486 Mercury
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PURE FIAT.

Entwining wealth erosion & insecurity.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:34 | 2370535 wandstrasse
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PURE FIAT.

Better than gold for those who issue it.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:27 | 2370764 RallyRoundTheFamily
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PURE FIAT.

Those digits look real good in my 401K

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:32 | 2371147 NotApplicable
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PURE FIAT.

Nominal, bitches!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:47 | 2371230 NewWorldOrange
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PURE FIAT.

Because it's not money if I can't print it.

         -- Helicopter Ben

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:21 | 2370490 krispkritter
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Maybe if .Gov would mine for gold instead of asking Bennie to print it we could get this country back on track. And by mine, I don't mean from the safe deposit boxes and pockets of the people... 

Nah, who the fuck am I kiddin'?! Man the printers! Full Q-Eed ahead!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:25 | 2370502 Dr. Engali
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It's much easier to create a few digits than it is to wait for those slow ass inefficient miners to dig it out of the ground.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:29 | 2371357 krispkritter
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Just like .GOV, turn a miner problem into a major economic screwup...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:24 | 2370500 KandiRaverHipster
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joe the jeweler yo

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:26 | 2370510 Ted Baker
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SHE IS TOO PRETTY WE GOT NONE OF THE SORT HERE IN THE US DUE TO HIGH LEVELS OF OBESITY THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:32 | 2370530 Spastica Rex
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India has the highest rate in Asia of obesity, cancer, and diabetes.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:42 | 2370574 Spastica Rex
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Qatar is in Asia?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:44 | 2370581 BlueCollaredOne
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Yes

BTW, I didnt junk.  ORI probably did

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:05 | 2370670 Spastica Rex
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Hmm. I'm an American, so I thought it was part of the country of Muslamia, not the country of Asia, but teh Googles say you are right.

;)

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:25 | 2370756 Oh regional Indian
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Rawther presumptious of you.

ori

 

PS: I did not.

And it's true. Because we got all westernized. India is a basket case of industrial pollution, in every sphere of existence.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:29 | 2370773 Spastica Rex
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And I wasn't hatin' on India.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:47 | 2370884 Oh regional Indian
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I nose! ;-)

ori

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2370822 BlueCollaredOne
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I was just messing around, no hard feelings.

I watched a documentary on RT a few months ago about some American company  (cant recall the name) that abandoned it's Indian factories which used to produce pesticides so now everytime it rains, the pesticide leaks into the water supply. It is still ravishing the nearby villages, and hardly any compensation, not to mention clean-up hasnt taken place.  The place looked like a industrial dump

I was disgusted

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:29 | 2371123 catacl1sm
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Externality. Market working as intended.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:53 | 2370618 mayhem_korner
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India has the highest rate in Asia of obesity, cancer, and diabetes.

 

Might be that left-hand/right-hand thing.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:30 | 2370523 Spastica Rex
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If for any reason you ever experience a sensation of unhappiness, please return your purchase for a full refund.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:39 | 2370554 youngman
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Is that a dot on your forehead...or are you just glad to see me?????

I for one ......prefer a pearl necklace....

that babe has a nice set of Krugarands.....just sayin

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:02 | 2370651 Clay Hill
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Red gemstones are preferred. Krugs and pearls are optional.

http://thebigfatindianwedding.com/2011/8-ways-to-wear-mang-tikas-and-bin...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:18 | 2370721 WonderDawg
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More likely a CIA laser scope.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:39 | 2370555 Dr. Engali
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It looks like they are gonna push back that over hyped piece of crap buttbook

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:42 | 2370563 BLOTTO
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In Toronto, we have at least 5 tv commericals around the clock on CP24 from jewelers across the greater toronto area all asking and buying gold (and silver):

Harrold the Jeweler

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UnRno6z2Xc&feature=player_detailpage

Oren Gold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1UO55PG_jY&feature=player_detailpage

Pinto Gold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpCtAaDQZRE&feature=player_detailpage

Russell Oliver - 'The Ca$h Man'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU&feature=player_detailpage

 

and one other - just cant think of the name... all on tv today.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:41 | 2370571 Uchtdorf
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Honey, those heavy chains must be giving you a royal pain in the neck. Here, let me hold them for you for a while.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:51 | 2370605 knukles
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Or you could rest the top of your mouth on this...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:32 | 2371363 Jack Sheet
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some prudes on this thread

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:42 | 2370577 Arnold Ziffel
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I guess MSM would claim she is a "white Indian"?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:51 | 2370606 francis_sawyer
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only if she shot a "hoodie"... Otherwise, they'd help her get an affirmative action job, and award her an Oscar & a Nobel Prize...

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:47 | 2370589 geewhiz190
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gold's best friend is the FED. If they downplay QE3, gold could easly drop 10% over the short-term.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:49 | 2370597 mayhem_korner
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Jus wunnerin, are there any Indian men that women would call "head turners"?  Seems there are places in the world where the attractiveness scale is out of balance.  Turkey seems that way. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:55 | 2370625 knukles
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That's just wrong.
Considering most Indian gents can't grow beards while Turks need their backs waxed.  

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:29 | 2370774 Oh regional Indian
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Yuk yuk, too funny! You think a nation of 1.3 billion lacks a few good looking men at least?

You must love what you see in the mirror a little more than is healthy MK...

ori

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:58 | 2370638 knukles
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Fucking Epic.
Count me in the focus group.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:17 | 2370713 hardcleareye
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Oh Knukels, you poor sheltered boy...  you ought to read up about labiaplasty or Vaginaplasty...

This link, for you continuning education

http://www.labiaplastysurgery.org/

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:56 | 2370631 Northeaster
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"60 Minutes" did a piece on India & Gold recently:

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7398482n

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 13:59 | 2370639 Floordawg
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"...ensure you unceasing happiness for a lifetime."

Gold protects wealth... and gives blow jobs?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:00 | 2370646 theTribster
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That's too funny. She would be an enemy combatent here in America. Lock her up and through away the key...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:09 | 2370682 suckerfishzilla
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That's because 99% of the people in this country could give a shit about gold.  A higher percentage of those would consider adorning themselves with some expensive gold jewellry with the same sentiment as that of buying a tattoo.  It's pretty and that's all.  They know it's worth cash.  Gold is superior money in contrast to paper currency no doubt.  You can't eat it.  A gold backed currency is the next phase of a 3-ring financial circus.  Buy into physical Gold and you buy into the next scheme of that class of people we all put on a pedestal here  so much.  Yeah buy some gold bitch.  Ride those banker coat tails.  Platinum and Palladium are 10X as scarce as Gold.  Fuck Gold. 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:44 | 2370868 NidStyles
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Most of us don't care what the 99% of the people think. 99% of that 99% are completely useless, moronic eaters. Tattoos are a waste of time money and health.

 

The Banks do not have enough gold to even do that. You think they'd be supressing the prices of the PM's if they had more than enough of the PM's to cover their debt? Wake up idiot, they don't have the gold or silver.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:00 | 2370968 suckerfishzilla
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Those 99% of people aren't part of the demand curve.  Do you care about that?  This article is about gold.  There is nothing fundamentally superior about Gold investments compared to Platinum Palladium and Silver.  You keep buying Gold. I'll keep buying the others.  I would find that most entertaining.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:26 | 2372301 prole
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You seem to be unaware of the fact that there is a "market." Do you suppose the gold bugs on this thread do not also hold silver? IF some on this thread are not moved to buy platinum for whatever reason I wonder why they are not also on here bashing platinum and declaring it's worthless? I don't follow Platinum so AFAIK it may be worthless or priceless, but I have done a 2-second analysis of your posts and I determine they are equal in value to a 12 pound pile of rhinocerous dung.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 17:03 | 2371522 suckerfishzilla
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What do I think?  I think that you really are a typical gold investor because when confronted with fundamentals such as the scarcity of other PM's compared to Gold all you can muster is an ad hominem attack.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:31 | 2372318 prole
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You have not confronted anyone with anything. Why would anyone care to muster anything in response to your useless opinions?

Most goldbugs have silver also, I would guess that some have platinum also, and if you like paladium or whatever else -- Good For You!!! Go have a cookie! Why should I care? Go ahead and buy all the paladium in the world, who gives a ?????

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:43 | 2371210 Tuco Benedicto ...
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You can't "fuck" gold!  But, by all means try yourself!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:02 | 2371282 falak pema
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Unless you are Goldfinger! 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:28 | 2370767 Silversem
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Nice,

Here are some technicals about the stuff around her neck.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:31 | 2370784 XtraBullish
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I just made that my new desktop wallpaper...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:36 | 2370812 hangemhigh77
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Isn't Jamie Dimon screwing errr I mean dating her?

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:13 | 2371935 e_goldstein
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Nah, he may be fucking her, but that's nothing special. Jamie's fucking over half the planet these days.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:43 | 2370858 metaforge
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"...unceasing happiness for a lifetime."   - wow, that's sure some marketing.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:43 | 2370863 junkyardjack
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Gold has officially jumped the shark.  Get out while you can...

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:12 | 2371038 SilverRhino
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Oh look, a troll.  Fucking dumbass.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 14:52 | 2370921 Shizzmoney
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Solid Gold.

"That's Gold, Jerry!  Gold!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:15 | 2371059 kill switch
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I'll take them and the GOLD   Paradise

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqoEy0HVdPE

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:00 | 2371273 falak pema
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white man's burden now hitting below the belt! Oh the awesome trick of perfidious Albion, right down to a woman's short hairs! 

"They would sell us coals from Newcastle-on- the-Yangtze and ponds cream from Patagonia, all the while saying its ' By appointment to her Majesty"...Can you feel the outrage of Indian woman? White as snow...just to please a male dikk who has been brain washed by western  publicity.  Its time to go back to Kama sutra and say "stuff you" to the vaginal white wash!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 15:51 | 2371247 CuriousPasserby
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If you ever come across and Indian newspaper look at the pages and pages of ads looking for a spouse for a son or daughter. When they say their daughter is very homely it doesn't mean what you think. And...caste no bar!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 16:39 | 2371411 Moe Howard
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Some asshole on CNBC with Ron Paul yesterday said only a few Americans had gold, and it was in their teeth!

He forgot about the bottom of the lakes.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 20:14 | 2371941 e_goldstein
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We need a ZH yacht club t-shirt.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 21:48 | 2372078 Angus McHugepenis
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Rule #1 of ZH sailing: Don't talk about ZH sailing.

Rule #2 of ZH sailing: Never piss out of a canoe while standing up.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 19:41 | 2371894 Xrated
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I visted India once to help train their paratroopers. There are plenty of beautiful Indian embassy workers that look like her and they want the big, american honker, not just gold.
I partied with the SS, CIA and the Marines like a 2 dicked dog over there, loved the Indian girls.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:30 | 2372312 nah
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PURE GOLD

Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:29 | 2372486 hairball48
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Hell, I got gold. I want the young lady :) She is gorgeous!

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