Full MF Global Bankruptcy Petition... In Which We Find That Corzine's Bankrupt Firm Owes CNBC $845,397?

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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828403 Bananamerican
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$845,397 is "keep the kiddies in their seats while we don flame proof fire proximity suits" money

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:48 | 1828433 sunnydays
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Shows the media is unbiased and reports honestly about companies.  LOL


CNBC wouldn't be having people on saying how great the company is and how secure financially to protect their own ass.  


I sure hope this wakes some people up, but I doubt it will be advertised they are owed money.  


Just what is it for "being paid for unbiased reporting on the company over the last few months?"   :)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:05 | 1828508 malikai
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Does anyone know of any clips of anyone on CNBC recently pumping MF Global? That would be ultimate hilarous.

EDIT: Nevermind. LOL

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:17 | 1828564 Hard1
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The invoice would read: "Paid advertisement intended to raise MF stock on reports pretending to be newscasts". if the USA were a honest country

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:26 | 1828783 Don Birnam
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" 'Objective reporting ?' Can't blame me."



Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:32 | 1828809 Bicycle Repairman
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Why use a desk when you can put them on bar stools?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 13:26 | 1828943 motley
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Not really a BQ fan, but she does look pretty hot in that pic...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:45 | 1829295 rosiescenario
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...we call them 'infomercials'

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 15:50 | 1829546 Michael
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John Corzine was on CNBC World about 2 weeks ago being allowed to spout his bullshit just before his company collapsed.

I now fully understand the million dollar payoff.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 00:50 | 1830883 RockyRacoon
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Wonder how much the MFers owed Dick Bove?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:03 | 1828521 scatterbrains
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how much of that money went in Bove's pocket ?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:26 | 1828599 eureka
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Bove, Birinyi, Biggs... blow, blow, blow, little bitches - 

B-NAMES are little blow-horns for the big blow-horns: Bloomberg, CNBC, MSNBC

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:34 | 1828811 goldfreak
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Burnet, like Erin-the-government-made money-on the-bailout-Burnet

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:32 | 1828621 Oh regional Indian
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A dickload I believe. 


Awesome art

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:42 | 1828662 kaiserhoff
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Hot damn.  Didn't know Becky was that Quick!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:44 | 1828837 NumberNone
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Interesting concept...CNBC acts as a clearinghouse so that companies can shuffle money to analysts for positive comments for themselves or negative comments on their competitors without getting their hands dirty by paying them direct. 

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 13:10 | 1828901 motley
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This is how it always has worked...this is a good read for those who haven't seen it before.




Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:49 | 1829312 JW n FL
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ANYONE who has NOT! seen this information.. should and then it should be shared!

I dont know how else I can speak more plainly.

motley, Thank You! for sharing this! things like this that have not been posted in a GOOD LONG WHILE! should have a stickey or a page with info (Tyler, sorry! I know you are busy.. but adding a page with links for Great Info would help new people! think of all the mis-direction away from JP and leveied against Goldman!).

Once again! motley YOU ROCK for bringing back an oldie but a goodie! Keep them coming!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 16:20 | 1829660 motley
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Thanks JW...I am new here, but not new to the realities that plague our world!

For those still looking at this thread, here is a Bloomberg short movie "Phantom Shares" that should be consumed along with the Story of Deep Capture.



Mon, 10/31/2011 - 22:28 | 1830592 Hephasteus
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Speaking of deep capture. What you guys think about exploding tunnels around denver lately.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:46 | 1828677 I Got Worms
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I've come around to the opinion that anyone who listens to any of the mainstream outlets to determine the true state of our economy, or for advice on how to handle their finances deserves their fleecing. F 'em.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 16:49 | 1829747 tooktheredpill
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they actually did mention it during closing bell, bless em (don't tell anyone I was watching)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:44 | 1828405 nedwardkelly
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7th biggest unsecured creditor with $845,397, is... MF Global

Typo? You mean the 7th largest is CNBC right?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:44 | 1828406 maxmad
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Hmm... another reason for them to put a positive spin on this, bitchez!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828407 GeneMarchbanks
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Is Bove on the list also for services rendered?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:47 | 1828426 Bananamerican
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that's Bove's kneepad bill...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:00 | 1828504 Comay Mierda
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no he's too busy with BAC

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:45 | 1828411 Cone of Uncertainty
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Pay to say.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:05 | 1828526 Nascent_Variable
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These days, it costs a million dollars to bribe a news station with zero credibility.  Talk about inflation...

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:31 | 1828618 Fred Hayek
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This is payola. That's all it is, payola.

At least back during the payola radio station scandals we were getting some music out of it.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 14:49 | 1829311 rosiescenario
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....and to get the prez's ear, all it cost was a vicuna coat....simpler and cheaper times....

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:45 | 1828412 wisefool
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"They have no Idea !!!!!"  Jim Cramer. Charity Financier. Invests primarily in gold.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828414 TuesdayBen
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ya gotta pay to play

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828418 gojam
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Cuff 'em Danno

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:49 | 1828441 GeneMarchbanks
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"It's not illegal, just immoral" -Barack Obama

He later added "Maybe"

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828419 RobotTrader
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Looks like MF Global is going to be another "Servicemaster" event

Market keeps grinding up with retail names leading.


"Like It Never Even Happened"

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:48 | 1828431 Stoploss
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You can do better than that retard.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:49 | 1828443 maxmad
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Looks like the market smells blood on Robo's account....


Rally since 09- "like it never really happened!"

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:56 | 1828480 unununium
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I modded you up because that was funny.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:46 | 1828421 maxmad
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hmmmm.... where's Steve LIESman..... hmmmm.... looks like Stevie might have put on this trade for CNBC?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:48 | 1828430 maxmad
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Looks like LIESman got caught with his hand in the cookie jar!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:47 | 1828422 No One
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Wow, getting access on CNBC is expensive.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:47 | 1828423 mendolover
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Delicious!  Couldn't happen to a bigger jerk!

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:47 | 1828427 YesWeKahn
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was it a blow job?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:50 | 1828428 Cognitive Dissonance
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Wanna play dominoes?


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 10:55 | 1828474 Arius
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yeah .... whats next ?


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:02 | 1828515 GeneMarchbanks
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Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:03 | 1828524 NumberNone
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No shit CD.  The imagination goes wild on what services were performed by CNBC on behalf of MF Global to warrant $800K in money due.  It could explain the tight-sphincter look that Cramer was wearing this morning.  This was clearly never meant to see the light of day and you have to wonder if it doesn't set the domino's in motion against CBNC.   

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 11:26 | 1828600 Peter K
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As far as Cramer is concerned, someone should put that gimp back in the hole:)

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 13:24 | 1828932 Executioner
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MF Global needed love, and the market cheerleaders needed the money. You know they still got to pay for the college degrees. Of course the bulk goes to the CNBC pimps.

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