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Full PFG CEO Suicide Note

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"I have committed fraud. For this I feel constant and intense guilt...

 

The forgeries started nearly twenty years ago...

 

Should I go out of business or cheat...

 

I guess my ego was too big to admit failure..."

 

CEO Suicide note details:

 

Full Affidavit here:

PGF Affidavit

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Fri, 07/13/2012 - 19:30 | 2614821 HungrySeagull
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There was one in Houston... whew. Many years ago and remember it well. She and I should have stayed the night.

As far as my own deaths I don't worry about those and count the dozens of lives saved including my own. I think that I lost a few and suppose it was their time. Kinda hard to keep someone up when 5 gallons of blood is on the pavement.

As far as the screw ups of others... well... Usually you dont see them again. Ever.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 20:22 | 2614903 Red Heeler
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Beth was from Houston. I wonder . . . .

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 15:06 | 2616187 prole
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Am I the only one?? Hungry Seagull's comment scared the shiite out of me.....

Wed, 07/18/2012 - 06:08 | 2627329 HungrySeagull
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No worries. It is far better to have had someone to love as loved you for a brief time than never to have loved at all.

Regarding the deaths, Trucking had placed me into situations where if I fucked up someone dies and I will be sitting in some podnuck jail for manslaughter times how many counts in the car.

Sir Issac Newton is a hard bastard when you are wrestling with 40 ton and 12 seconds to impact.

It's ok to be scared shitless, it's NOT okay to cease functioning and making decisions/executing them.

That is one of the reasons I hung it up. I saw a kid get inside me (On the right side of trailer) and a S curved Ramp above Dallas one night with concrete wall ahead curving back over to the right...

I gave that goddamn car a extra foot knowing I was on the left side barriers dozens of feet above the fucking city.

He took it, punched it and popped out in front and gave me a middle finger.

3 miles later I pulled into my Company and got on the next plane home.

It was not the situation that got me, but being effed for saving two lives.... that really enraged me.

Never make a heavy equipment operator angry. You would have a right to be scared then.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:12 | 2614043 razorthin
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He even cheats with a fake, failed suicide.  Sorry mister, Karmic debt not paid.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:37 | 2614175 Apocalicious
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Yet, sadly, less incompetent than the incompetent regulators that failed to catch him. For 20 years. Maybe if they had only required more documents for him to forge they would have uncovered this sooner and saved us all...

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:52 | 2614245 Bollixed
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So the question remains, are there really any legit guys that went from their basement to their yachts using other people's money without the leverage of a thief?

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 08:14 | 2615428 Widowmaker
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No, FUCK THE POOR.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:42 | 2614200 El Oregonian
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Actually, the note simply said: "Jamie wants his money".

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 21:17 | 2614981 Buck Johnson
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It should be obvious to everybody here, the bubble is breaking in everything.  The only time these guys fail and get caught in there schemes is when the market or economy is going down the tubes.  The depressions (and the one we are in right now) 1987, Dot com implosion etc..  As one big financial commentator said on CNBC a few year ago, wait until the tide goes out and you will see who have swimsuits on.  A good economy enables all the scammers to better hide their ponzi's but when a bad one comes it shows all their issues.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 02:44 | 2615298 JOYFUL
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Yu are, of course, supposing that he indeed wished to kill himself, rather than make a pathetic effort to glean some sympathy and imitate contrition....

but in this shadowland of simulated reality, most particularly in this shadow-puppet theatre of ekonmoronic shell-gaming NOTHING, nothing at all be what it seems,

and therefore there is no intent that can be supposed devoid of simulation.

Likewise, the presence of full on fraud, larceny, theft, etc. etc., at the center of this kabuki-eKONonic engine call Euromerika[the hollowed-out similucra of the former western lands] is, contrary to the hopes and suppositions of the Mises faction, the FULL FLOWERING of KAPITALISM: not it's KORruption, as seems to be the default assumption amongst them = we are at

the alpha and omega of the "unregulated marketplace"...where the minions of the S|TA|TE have no bizness intruding, be cause the hearts and minds of so-called free marketers will always be free of avarice, lust of power, and the need to pull "shitty deals" as a way of proving themselve knights of the temple -

Fictions all. This is it, ladies and gentlemen...8 months of witnessing the total rape n pillage of every available public orifice...and we're still supposed to believe that 'a return to sound money" WILL MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?!?!?...

THIS JUST IN! a USURIOUS BANKING SYSTEM, OWNED BY THUGS IN BESPOKE SUITS IS KAPITALISM AS IT WAS DESIGNED TO BE ...a vulture picking at the bones of the peeple...till we overthrown the tables of the moneychangers and send them all packing back to the fiery  depths from which they sprung.

http://umarvadillo.wordpress.com/ OHH OHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimon - Get Bronfman on the line -now....

Yes?

We got a problem. It's the fringe blog again. This time they've gone too far!

How far?

They're talkin about islamic banking!

Get the big guns on it.

Full Press?

Full. You know we can't have that shit!

 

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 15:12 | 2616200 prole
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Um .. No. It can't be Captitalism when political favorites and insiders can call the guy with the printing press and hit the reset button on his failed company.

That is mercantilism at best, creating monopolies and granting  political favors as insider deals to divvy up the loot (taxpayer blood) More like pure Socialism IMO.

Call it Mercantile_marxist fusion Communism.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 14:59 | 2613940 bigdumbnugly
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that note should be photocopied and submitted by a whole lotta ceo's.

(inserting particulars as necessary).

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:17 | 2614078 toady
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I'll go further and say ANYBODY who participates in these fraudulent markets, and they are ALL fraudulent, needs to read that aloud while looking in a mirror. If they do not immediately pull all their funds out of the market, well, they are no better then this guy.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 17:26 | 2614585 smiler03
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Why look in a mirror? They have no reflection ;O)

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:31 | 2614150 _ConanTheLibert...
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Suicide Note Printing Press

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 21:22 | 2614990 Captain Planet
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Mob hit at its finest!

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 14:58 | 2613943 hugovanderbubble
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CREDIT AGRICOLE GOING TO BE NATIONALIZED

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:09 | 2614012 Robot Traders Mom
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This year or next?

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:09 | 2614019 q99x2
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Nationalized. I know what that is. That's when the poor people and not so poor people are forced to pay the crimminals by their bribed politicians. Like Obama and various terrorist senators..

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:40 | 2614189 Apocalicious
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Crimminals? I know what that is. That's like when criminal law meets immigration law, right? ;)

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:00 | 2613950 bob_dabolina
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His id was too big, not ego.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:06 | 2613997 bigdumbnugly
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actually, rereading that note it doesn't sound like what i would think would be a suicide note would sound like.   it looks it is trying to cover a lot of asses while sacrificinmg his own for whatever reason one can only speculate.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:10 | 2614022 azzhatter
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attempt at getting sympathy

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:12 | 2614033 schoolsout
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Thought the same thing..

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:16 | 2614069 EverythingEviL
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 I had the same feeling

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:19 | 2614080 NotApplicable
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Better yet, it isn't even "the note" but a rewrite by an FBI agent.

Now, why isn't the entire note part of the affidavit? Especially if it's signed?

This story is every bit as believable as Obummer's shopped BC.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:22 | 2614104 schoolsout
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There was even a typo in it where "nearing" was used instead of "nearly"

 

Typed up on an iPad?

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:32 | 2614152 LetThemEatRand
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This might shed some light.  His son is the President and COO of the company.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 09:49 | 2615490 BurningFuld
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Which company is that?

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:51 | 2614233 El Oregonian
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I'm sure that "Suicide" note passed through several interested hands involved in the situation, before the final version was submitted, then released...

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 18:07 | 2614669 KTV Escort
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...passed through several attorney's hands involved in the situation...

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 16:30 | 2614386 Rossalgondamer
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"You must comprehend there was no way out, I.E. 'exit strategy,' for me other than the one I have chosen here."

-Deborah Jeane Palfrey

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 08:25 | 2615434 Widowmaker
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There will be no common sense here, only bailouts for having none.

Love,

T. Geithner

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:00 | 2613951 Soda Popinski
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When will Blythe Masters follow suit?  That's what I want to know.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:52 | 2614248 El Oregonian
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Are you kidding? She probably supplied the means...

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:01 | 2613955 Shizzmoney
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You know a guy fails at life when he can't even do suicide right.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 17:29 | 2614593 smiler03
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26 people survived jumping off the Golden Gate. Pussies. /s

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 17:46 | 2614620 akak
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Please do us the favor of attempting to be #27.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 19:32 | 2614829 HungrySeagull
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If I am not mistaken the GG had nets. Workers building the thing have died there.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 23:40 | 2615179 monad
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Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:01 | 2613961 LawsofPhysics
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Riiiigggghhht.  This wasn't a set-up. < sarc off >  Now we get to find out who is really in the club.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:02 | 2613962 Long-John-Silver
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Nothing is safe except physical Gold and Silver held in your personal possession.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:02 | 2613963 fuu
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A bullet in the head would have worked and saved us the cost of prosecuting your failed ass.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:06 | 2613999 veyron
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Do we really want him to die on his terms?  

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:21 | 2614095 fuu
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Instead of paying to prosecute and incarcerate him? Yes. I could be alone in that though.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 15:08 | 2614011 youngman
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He was a pretty boy..he would never have shot himself..all the blood and brains messing up his clean starched shirt...no no no..he wanted to look good in the casket

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 18:50 | 2614754 fuu
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Utter link fail on my part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TDgkOOlbwg

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