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Full PFG CEO Suicide Note
"I have committed fraud. For this I feel constant and intense guilt...
The forgeries started nearly twenty years ago...
Should I go out of business or cheat...
I guess my ego was too big to admit failure..."
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I find the whole thing a little dubious - the guy's in business for years, working according to financial industry standard practices (ie lie, cheat, steal, forge documents, etc.) and suddenly he grows a conscience? And then leaves a note to the effect of 'look no further for evidence of wrongdoing, it was all on me, no need for further investigation'. When they found him after his suicide attempt, how many knives did he have in his back again?
Reminds me of that last letter from the coward piece of shit JoePa (Paterno) to the effect that protecting Sandusky has nothing to do with the football program. Do not do anything to hurt the Penn State football program.
Exactly Al Huxley!
Actually it was an accident. He slipped on a banana and has fallen in a knife .... 12 times
lol thats sounds like the South African poltical prisoners in the 1980's who 'escaped their locked cells and jumped off the top of the biulding'
These guys don't giver damn who they hurt.
Look at Madoff...he turned himself in only because the market went south and he had ripped off the MOB, the Yakuza, the russian mob and the triads.
No shit, this guys was the most bally bit of scum to visit the planet.....so he turned himself in to get protection! Then he laughed about it.
Like everyone else here says......this is a set up! After 20 years, you wouldn't give a s**t!
I want Limerick King to redo that as a Limerick
This is sort of a limerick/haiku.
FRAUD I HAVE COMMITTED
THE BUSINESS I HAD HAS SHITTED
I GUESS I'LL BE BILLETED
IN LEAVENWORTH.
Hi WB7!!!
I did another Poem below before I saw your request. But here is you an Irish Poem, too.
There once was a broker from Chicago,
(The same place that yielded us "Blago.")
And as sure as the rain,
"Chaos comes again. . ."
(Which was said in Othello by Iago.)
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
But hey, at least the people who invested money with his company didn't get ripped off by buying gold, right?
Lulz!
No, those people could not possibly have gotten ripped off, because his company never ran television ads.
Akak and 4thStooge:
Well, I would not be at all surprised if Wasendorf, Sr. lost the $200 million in precious metals trades. OH, what are you two going to say then??? I sooo hope at his trial he says, "But I just luuvvvvve the feeeel of gold. . ." And then he laughs maniacally and stuff.
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
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Dude, your cackling anti-gold trollery has been exposed.
Shhhhhh! Not so harshly!
You might make her jump and lose her Junior Nadler Secret Decoder Ring.
Then she would miss tonight's secret message on CNBC:
"S-E-L-L-G-O-L-D".
(Of course, that is the secret message EVERY night.)
Akak:
You and 4th Stooge are sooo PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNAWARE that you have missed the Freudian Message in Wasendorf's attempt. A SILVER cavalier, and of course a Cavalier is a RUBRIC automobile. I just bet something will come out about this in his trial.
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
Are you channeling AnAnonymous here?
If so, you forgot to gratuitously use the nonsensical phrase "US Citizenism".
SqueakerFrom said:
Squeaker, dude, you are reading sooooooooooooooooooooooo much more into this than really exists.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267366/pooping-out-her-boobs
Squeeky Fromm, Civis Mundi.
Why on Earth do you keep coming back, Red Neck Repugnicant/Texas Gunslinger/Math Man/Libertarians for Prosperity/Maxine Fucktard?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcJCzb_beQ
Dumbass.
Corruption is the norm and semi- respectable like being a former porn star or gang member.
Should have been teacing at Printerton or warton.
Such a waste.
Should I go out of business or cheat... now one understands the dilemma for the entire country. It's not Bernanke's dilemma its anyone who is remotely part of the government of the nation. It's all the citizens of the country. Does the public expect officials to cheat in order to keep the country functioning as a going concern. Do I cheat or lose when losing means country falls down the ladder.. Now we understand why the cheating is going on. So whatchagonna do about it.
if everyone in baseball just used steroids, there would have been no unfair advantages
While on the surface that sounds true and is an easy fix, but different people react differently to steroids, so even when everyone is juiced to the gills, its still unfair. Go figure.
Cut up all your credit cards. Stop buying useless crap at retail. Use cash, and shop local.
"Retail?" hmm ..... I've heard this word before what does it mean?
USA!
USA!
USA!
If we don't cheat, then who?
(see now it sounds noble...put that on OBummers autoque)
hey it was a hell of 20 years ......but now the devil wants his due
What precsely is this guys reltionship with Hank Paulsen?
they were both skull without bones.
@ banzai7
Well, at a minimum, they both served at the same time on the Board of Directors of the Peregrine Fund, because they care about "vulture conservation" (their words, not mine). It's just a coincidence that they want to protect birds in Kenya where there are rare earth mineral deposits. Just a coincidence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YokX25fUms
Banksters are into vulture conservation, go figure.
WB7 asked:
They sucked each other's jaggons.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/183615/suck-my-jaggon
It's such a relief that he had no confederates and US Bank wasn't involved.
Damn that is kinda sad.
+1 Cannot upvote you because of the italics. You'd think if your going to skim, at least roll with an SL500 or something. But that would arouse suspicion ; not the fact that nobody else in PFG had access to any financial documents.
The guy vaporizes millions of dollars and all he has for his suicide ride is a Chevy Cavalier? WTF? Who in there right mind would even have a Chevy Cav? Do they even make those anymore?
That right there must have been the manifestation of his guilty conscience. But if he'd really been feeling bad, he'd have found an old Pinto or Pacer just for the humiliation and subjugation.
Hah! I remember the Pacer. Everyone referred to it as a fishbowl on wheels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0l6YldYBpY
That's what I drive, but all I do is make sure that foreign nukes don't give you special folks a sunburn. Can't do much about the domestic ones, though.
(In case you can't read between the lines, that means "Fuck you, you elitist POS.")
Fair enough, that was a junk comment. It is fight club after all, though- and I get my turn to piss people off, too.
All the same, there are at least a half dozen Cavaliers between my house and the grocery store three blocks away. For a website that constantly promotes the avoidance of credit money, I'm amazed that a car that is reasonably reliable and can be purchased with cash would be looked upon with scorn. For those who are actually doing what the prepper edict preaches, a Cavalier isn't a horrible choice. They aren't anyone's idea of sexy, but the crapboxes will run a couple hundred thousand miles after they start belching smoke and transform into "fill the oil, check the gas" vehicles.
Next time, I'll have to try harder and lease an Escalade with low monthly payments, rather than putting (fiat) down on a counter and actually owning a POS outright.
There you go. He "felt guilt."
Jon Corzine and Hank Paulsen and all the others feel no guilt. That is why they are not indicted, arrested or imprisoned.
This is what we call a thought crime. Cannot have it in our timocracy.
that's bullshit, who's he protecting by falling on his sword.
Corzine....and the status quo.
These sorts of confessions only appear in two cases: when setting up patsies and when ending Scooby Doo episodes. Suicidal CEOs have no motivation to carefully and thoroughly document their crimes to make things easier for investigators. This is absurdly obvious.
Rut roh, "suicide attempt" not passing ZH smell test.
it makes you wonder if anything producted is not a lie.
He could have at least done it in a poem:
An Ode to Self-Liquidation
In Honor of Wasendorf, Sr.
by Squeeky Fromm
For PFG I was the C-E-O
I started stealing twenty years ago.
It was a crime, and I'm bad I know,
Can't blame it on the Whores and Blow.
So I tried to drown my shame with grace,
With a coup de gras shot to my face.
But crap, I'm just a stupid joker.
I forgot to fill up the Super Soaker.
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
<golf clap>
Who's handwriting was the note it????
Are we sure it was a suicide????
These crooks barely ever commit suicide, they are too cowardly.
Linda Green
Jr. Is in on it too...
This is a bad b-movie plot.
Looks like he "Madoff" with most of the money...
So tip of the iceberg. Every bank in the US has been and remains insolvent. No matter what these bucket shop idiots did or didn't do, underneath their fraud is another, bigger level of fraud, and underlying that fraud, is the Fed, the biggest of the mammoth frauds!
People who really want to kill themselves are always successful. This guy is a pussy who didn't really want to die but also didn't really want to face the music. Should have donated more to congress and the president.
That was the lesson learnt by the banks after the S+L frauds.
Those guys did not share their illegal pillage BEFORE getting caught.
I bet if he would be a politician or central banker he would act the same way, but now he would be giving lectures and launching a book with his memories.
He was the sole party in this fraud? Find that highly unlikely. Just strikes me as his attempt to not have to face consequences for what he did (in prison) and as a possible means to cover up for other parties involved including friends/close acquaintenances.
Ever notice how quietly/docile Madoff went off to jail...?
In this bizzaro world, Mr. Wasendorf appears to me has more honor than Corzine asshole. At least he still had shreds of guilt/pride to attempt suicide.
No. He was a coward who didn't want to face the consequences of his actions. There is nothing honorable about what he did...either before, or after he committed fraud.
Bush's fault
Amazing, using PhotoShop, Excel and scanners...low end technology for high end gain and they go on forever it seems. I gave this link yesterday and apologize if I am repating myself but the TED video is so well worth watching as compare this to how criminals are using technology and it will shiver the timbers. It makes you think that is a novice with technology can do this and get away with it for so long, what in the world are we doing to do when the criminals start using 3D printing for guns as an example and as the video states, they have their own wirelsss networks going.
The video says if you control the code, you control the world and this guy didn't even have that and still just was able to cruise on by and make millions. Thanks for posting the letter!
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2012/07/vision-of-crime-in-futureted-vide...
Amazing, using PhotoShop, Excel and scanners...low end technology for high end gain and they go on forever it seems. I gave this link yesterday and apologize if I am repating myself but the TED video is so well worth watching as compare this to how criminals are using technology and it will shiver the timbers. It makes you think that is a novice with technology can do this and get away with it for so long, what in the world are we doing to do when the criminals start using 3D printing for guns as an example and as the video states, they have their own wirelsss networks going.
The video says if you control the code, you control the world and this guy didn't even have that and still just was able to cruise on by and make millions. Thanks for posting the letter!
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2012/07/vision-of-crime-in-futureted-vide...
If he needed help he should have reached out, I'm sure someone (a real man ) would have put the gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger, what's the down side to offing a Scumbag. It ends the breed.
Yea I believe this crap just like I believe that JPM is up $2.00 today? What?
my ego is too big as well....
that's why i'm bragging that i covered my spx futures short positions from 1370-1360 YESTERDAY @ 1326-1328....they are now @ 1357 = feels good !!!
was waiting for 1355 to re-short...well now waiting for 1365 next week to re-short....don't care if minor drop in between....maybe late next week @ 1365 = short...and hold til 1100ish b4 QE3. shoulda gone long as soon as i covered...that's ok....will go long at 1100ish AFTER i have taken short profits from spx 1365....in the meantime = yawn !!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/what-do-bonds-say-about-sp-500-fair-value#comment-2609936
There are no adults, anywhere, in positions of authority. None.
MsCreant said:
Amen to that!
You're not exaggerating in the least. While I'll concede that it is theoretically possible for an adult to exist in a position of authority at an arbitrary location somewhere, I have yet to see any evidence to confirm this.
This should all be settled by a Texas cage death match.
Chainsaws at sunset.
Corzine Vs Wasendorf BEEEE THERE.
2 Jackasses enter, 1 Jackass leaves!
Dupe, cuz the Jackass is me!
"I was able to conceal my crime... No one else in the company ever saw [my crimes]... I was able to hide my fraud from others at PFG... I was the sole shareholder... I was also the only person with online access... "
The authors of this suicide note really want you to know that they're innocent.
If you want a career in this business, all you need is a degree in graphic design and an advanced knowledge of Photoshop.
And a complete lack of integrity & honesty.
Unfortunately our champion Banzai had these in abundance!!!
;-)
Put this maggot out of his misery
I'll bet the suicide note was a forgery.
Can we get Corzine on mail fraud, too?
Weirdest Suicide Note of the day goes to Mr. Wasendorf
"I have commited fraud. For this I feel constant and intense guilt."
RIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTT
I guess I should've gotten a psychology degree in college. Would've opened up a clinic outside Wall street to help all these guilt ridden, depressed CEO's. Unbelievable.
Fraud for 20 years, guilt for 20 days.
God is not convinced.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/corzine_is_having_no_fun_in_the_j3V0C11N4SPYJuG7YFBnsJ
Boo fuckin' hoo: "Now, Corzine can barely enjoy a cup of coffee in the very getaway that used to recharge his batteries."
At one time, polite society would have shunned him.
Jena said:
Such a drastic fate to suffer. I mean, things are tough for a lot of people, but that is the absolute abyss of abject misery.
At another time slightly before that, polite society would have hanged him.
Perhaps the reason he's "not getting the invitations that he would have gotten before" is because fellow Hamptonites don't want to be around him in case one of his victims decides that their last worthwhile task in life is to see if Corzine bleeds red.
Interesting how the article specifically mentions by name several of the places that he frequents. I wonder if anyone at the New York Post took a big hit when MF Global went tits up.
TheFourthStooge-ing said:
Interesting how the article specifically mentions by name several of the places that he frequents. I wonder if anyone at the New York Post took a big hit when MF Global went tits up.
I did notice that the article specified those particular places by name. At the time the thought crossed my mind that either the writer was 1) getting a plug in for a publicist; 2) getting back at them for a perceived slight; or 3) serving a warning to other businesses in the Hamptons to not be friendly to Corzine or else they too would get unwanted publicity.
Your point about Corzine's notoriety not translating to social desirability out of fear of their own safety may be the best one. Basic needs and all that.
well i guess we know where to find him.
This only went on for 20 years? Good thing he wasn't a Goy, they go to jail when they bounce a check for groceries.
I esepcially like the admission his ego is too big, as if his overbearance was a result of actually accomplishing something.
It said he used photoshop and scanners. Fuckin amateur hour, thats what high school kids do when they get a D on their report card. And no one caught this? Fuck me!
At Goldman Sachs, a note like that would get you promoted.
Letme guess...he wrote this letter at the Texas School Depository.
So who used photoshop on the grassy knoll...
the amazing part is that, to him, the twenty years of fraud wasn't cheating
Well, he is going away for a while. Odd how the "constant and intense guilt" comes right when someone is about to get caught and not 20 years earlier.
I can't even wrap my mind around this bullshit...
How is this even possible?
I made a large commercial bank loan a few years ago, well, large to me but realy small in the grade scheme of things, nothing on the level of PFG. The finance officer CALLED MY BANK to verify my balances. Really, how fucking hard is this? How can someone call themselves a certified auditor and miss this bullshit rookie error? How did they pass auditing 101?
IS this conspiricy, or stupidity? Were the auditors paid?
Can the SEC, FASB, whatever take action against the auditors?
You can't trust anyone at all to handle the most basic business tasks.
I saw so many botched suicides as a former, currently reformed, tit suckling paramedic, I always wanted to write "suicide for dummies" Its not as easy as it seems to do it right the first time.
I won't be satisfied until I see the fuckers jumping, like those poor souls on 9/11.
Fuck 'em.
It's truly unfortunate that most skyscrapers have windows that don't open.
Maybe all of us are being too cavalier about this???
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
Constant and intense guilt.... For 20 years? In that case there is an excellent movie you should watch. "The Machinist". Starring Christian Bale.
Having been a former auditor, verifying the address of all confirmation requests is basic "auditing 101". If the PFG money has vaporized, there is another deep pocket to go after. 20 years of incompetent auditors is pretty pathetic, however, not that surprising. While there certainly are some good auditors, I can't tell you how many times I butted heads with managers and partners over lying clients and other audit issues. Too many of them seemed to have the sole priorities of keeping customers happy and completing the audit within budgeted hours. I managed to uncover fraud based on falsified addresses more than once, among numerous other schemes and embezzlement. However, I was seldom successful in getting a partner to resign from an engagement.
Thanks for the confirmation of "auditing 101" this is what I was thinking and needed some confirmation.
The real story here to me is not "another crook steals money" but a complete failure of basic auditing procedures for over 20 years.
Someone needs to call the auditors and the certifying body out on this one.
I think the general public, with the exception of most Zerohedge readers, would be shocked at how much fraud, embezzlement and errors due to incompetence occur in most companies, and even worse in the public sector, and how much of it goes undetected by incompetent auditors. In my years of auditing, I could count the number of completely clean audits on one hand, over a broad spectrum of industries including banks and investment companies, high tech companies, and even one large government. And when I left for management positions in corporate America, there was not one employer where I did not encounter fraud or embezzlement. I could write a book that makes Atlas Shrugged look like a quick read. A bit of common sense and healthy skepticism goes a long way, but only when combined with ethics, which, unfortunately, is a rapidly disappearing trait.
That is sooo true. That is why they have that statement in the engagement letter thingie about "We don't really care if these books are phony as hell as long they are prepared in accordance with GAAP or GARP or whatevah, and if we happen to stumble over some fraud by accident, maybe we'll tell somebody about it, or maybe we'll put in some really obscure footnote about it, but we want to let everybody know right up front that we ain't looking for no fraud or stuff. We just want to make sure everybody feels good that even though these financial statements are as hard as hell to read and understand, that a bunch of us experts put our name on them even though we don't take any responsibility for them if they are a great big lie."
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
It would take about 20 seconds of investigation to prove that the "confession" was total manure. Just explain again which version of Photoshop you were using 20 years ago? On a Mac Classic II perhaps?? And how did you reconcile the bank statements in real time?
But I am sure that he will plead guilty to something and nobody will have to look any further in to the company. Oh, those rogue traders!
Clearly, due to carbon monoxide, this dude's gonna have subtle brain damage/memory impairment, so at the trial he'll just keep saying "I can't remember".
Prosecutor: "Take us through your forgery process-- how did you manage to produce a passable forgery in just 20 minutes?"
Shithead: "I don't remember"
Prosecutor: "I find it highly implausible that US Bank would not be suspicious of the city's largest customer having almost no funds in the account. Did you have any contact with a director of US Bank?"
Shithead: "I don't remember".
Prosecutor: "Did you ever tell anyone what you were doing? I mean, you say in your suicide note that you were very guilty. Did you carry this burden without telling a soul? for 20 years?"
Shithead: "I guess so. I don't remember".
Prosecutor: "Did you have any contact with the auditor discussing irregularities? Did they never once question you about an irregularity?"
Shithead: "I don't remember".
It's GENIUS. F*cker gets to keep the money, get "compassionate" parole, not perjure himself, protect his accomplices and even have people feel sorry for him. genius.
Imagine a man who is about to attempt suicide, spending several sentences of the last note that he will write in this life carefully and deliberately exonerating the other officers and employees of his firm.
How creepy does this get?
How far down does the rabbit-hole go?
"Wasendorf's son, Russell Wasendorf, Jr., is the chief operating officer of PFG. He was able to sign the Chapter 7 bankruptcy filing for his father, who was "incapacitated" at the time, under power of attorney."
http://money.cnn.com//2012/07/13/investing/wasendorf_pfg/index.htm
We live in a so crazy world now Tyler, we can see pigs eating pigs. Cesium is not enough for the sharks; they ask for more.
20 years of this??? Sounds like a stunning success, to me. We're lucky he was caught.
For a minute there, reading this thing, I thought I was reading 'The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich'. Damn! Just pull the trigger already!
I suppose all these 'embezzled millions' were used for yachts, coke, hookers, fine dining, etc. Will ANY of it EVER be recovered?
He just didn't have the skills to be a good bank CEO. If he had, he'd either pulled a Corzine or invested in a yacht and assets overseas.
America, the land where the sheeple think life is better than in a Banana Republic because their lack of education makes them immobile and deaf and dumb to economic realities....
Long luxury prison retreats.
I am sorry, I have an impression that both Bernanke and Greenspan will write the same note.
Corzine ,couldn't even "pull the trigger" so to speak ......
He probably knew he didn't have to. I just keep telling myself what comes around goes around.
Whose finger is going to be removed from the dike to start the ball rolling? When is enough enough? By executive order Obama just rescinded the work for benefits of the TANF program which successfully returned 2.8 million people to work from the welfare rolls under Clinton. Obama wants the whole population on the government teat. It just seems to me he doesn't understand that every single dollar those sons of bitches spend came out of someone elses pocket. Illinois just upped the tax on cigarettes by a dollar a pack. State income tax from 3 to 5% and upped corporate tax rates as well. Toll road rates doubled a while back. I think the state pension plans are underfunded by 75 billion dollars and there are homes selling in my neighborhood for 70K. I bought mine in 1998 for 168K. In effect I have only been paying property taxes for the last 14 years. 7K a year. Enough? Hmmmm I am trying to think of a new tax here for the lucky Illinois residents that they haven't thought of yet,,,, sarc
perhaps...
human life is precious. life
.
it should and is very hard to kill yourself
(for example) or anything/one else.
.
Tom Waits - You Can Never Hold Back Spring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeZEdbv_m8&feature=autoplay&list=AL94UKM...
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i can't help but believe life was made so
unspeakably beautiful for at least one good
reason. to live
actually going to a white collar prison might no be the worst thing these days - It's not like he's breaking up rocks from dawn til dusk ... 3 squares, time away from the battle-axe ...
You all know even hand written letters can be forged these days right? It would look just as if you wrote it. Computers are great, right? Don't trust anything written whether in hand writing or printed. I'm not even sure I'd trust a video confession. They too can be faked. Call me paranoid, but I just don't accept this crap immediately. With as much involved as this, you have no idea what really could have happened. Perhaps someone else wrote the note and put the gun to his head.
Wasn't it a hose from the exhaust?
I call BS. Sure hope ZH is not a Platform for Dis-info. This guy is not Rogue.
The "how" is very interesting. But what I also wonder is where the money went. Are we to believe that he just lost it in bad investments? If someone is going to go to the trouble of embezzling $200 million, why not convert at least $20 million of it into gold, diamonds, etc. and bury it somewhere? Then after spending a year or two in a nice white-collar prison, you could dig it up and move to some nice warm overseas retirement spot. South of France, perhaps.
Fraud has become so easy even a Caveman can do it.
Here is a link to a fun PFG website that you might want to visit before it gets scrubbed:
http://www.pfgbest.com/about/chairmanletter.asp
Wasendorf even talks about "kiting":
"To supply our customers with superlative access to traditional and alternative product choices, in a 24–hour a day e–business, there is no following the herd. As Winston Churchill said, "Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it."
and this little bon mot:
"At PFGBEST, our consistent hallmarks remain: respectful and conscientious care of customers and their accounts; a keen sense of their evolving needs; and, the talent and resources to provide analytical, flexible and customized solutions."
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
"
And here I was feeling sorry for the guy's family because I thought he was in a coma after putting a bullet in his head.
Tom Waits - You Can Never Hold Back Spring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeZEdbv_m8&feature=BFa&list=AL94UKMTqg-9...
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try it some time
.....
heee
Poor guy wasn't fraudulent enough. He should have developed more connections and contributed more money to political campaigns.
Look at Jon Corzine. Many executives these days believe you must be commit fraud/criminal behavior to be successful these days. Their following their business/corruption plan.
we're getting close. the truth
.
(Waits/Brennan)
You can never hold back spring
You can be sure I will never
Stop believing
The blushing rose that will climb
Spring ahead or fall behind
Winter dreams the same dream
Every time
baby
You can never hold back spring
and Even though you've lost your way
The world is dreaming, dreaming of spring
So close your eyes
Open your heart
To the one who's dreaming of you
and You can never hold back spring
Remember everything that spring
Can bring
baby
You can never hold back spring
.
baby
You can never hold back spring
.
before i might forget ...
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I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute - Tom Waits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fz8jcm-bV8&feature=autoplay&list=AL94UKM...
The instant anyone attaches "Jr." to his son's name, and "Sr." to his own, the warning signals of too much ego are there, the individual always suspect.
So he attempted suicide by Carbon Monoxide Gas Poisoning? Using his Chevy Cavalier?
I am amazed that he was not successful. Those General Motors products, which have timing problems frequently, produce lethal levels of CO gas. A smooth running engine catalyzes the exhaust.
So I guess his Cavalier was running up to spec and he just inhaled a bunch of Water Vapor...stupid fuck.
He should have used a Ford or a Dodge product. His chances for success would have increased dramatically.
Never aqttempt CO gas poisoning with Japanese or German cars. You'll lust get is a steam bath.
Gunshot? Two outta three are NOT successful and you'll end up suffering, being a vegetable, and letting the taxpayers supporting your sorry ass.
Suicide is a lot damned harder than it seems. There are just too many ways of botching the job. The first attempt incapacitates you so you cannot adjust for mistakes and finish the job you've botched. Then you get the assholes whom want to be a hero and rescue your sorry ass...
Yeah jump off a building and become a quadrapeligic. Better yet immolate yourself with fire...and live through it because some asshole decides to put you out.
No...You guys just don't understand how difficult the task is because you've not got the balls to try it yourselves.
Well thank God for that
Sounds like the Obama presidency. It's always the ego......
I don't advocate that these criminals should all go and kill themselves. They should spend the rest of their lives in a cell shared with a guy called Buba and be his bitches.
Wasendorf-
Some crimes you just want to take your hat off and salute the guy for the effort.
He worked very hard doing this, I don't know what he looks like, who he stole from, or nuthin, so apologies for offence.
The system is supposed to be robust enough to catch these guys. Its like in a prison camp, if no-one tries to escape, the guards get lazy.
You must always probe the defences, and accept the price when you are caught.
But Wassy, you cocked up the suicide, that don't make no sense.
the pro: the system is supposed to catch these guys..LOL best line in a long time..they are the system.
The lawyers know, it's not the laws and regulators who get these guys, they protect them.
it's the dime in the phone at the dead of night that rats them out.
Yep, the forgeries started some twenty years ago.
But the "constant and intense guilt" started 'round the time he realized he was GOING TO BE CAUGHT.
Typical wall street P.O.S.
ken of enron fame was seen at a starbucks in the e hamptons, for a corpse he looked taned and toney while enjoying coffee with Jon...conspiracy was on the menu.
Real power from fake money?
http://shutupnsing.wordpress.com/2012/07/14/the-centralization-of-real-power-using-fake-wealth-self-interest/
Is there anything more pathetic than a failed half assed suicide attempt?
I have even less respect for that useless fucker.
Hemingway used a shot gun cause he meant business .
That is no suicide note.