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Full Text Of DHS "Credible Threat" Warning

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“As we know from the intelligence gathered from the OBL raid, AQ has shown an interest in important dates and anniversaries, such as 9/11. In this instance, it’s accurate that there is specific, credible but unconfirmed threat information. As we always do before important dates like the anniversary of 9/11, we will undoubtedly get more reporting in the coming days. Sometimes this reporting is credible and warrants intense focus, other times it lacks credibility and is highly unlikely to be reflective of real plots underway. Regardless, we take all threat reporting seriously, and we have taken, and will continue to take all steps necessary to mitigate any threats that arise. We continue to ask the American people to remain vigilant as we head into the weekend.”

Matt Chandler
Press Secretary
Office of Public Affairs
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
O - (202) 282-8010


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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:11 | 1648243 maxmad
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Threat, bitchez!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648268 NotApplicable
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But there's no colors, so I don't know how skeered to be.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1648336 trav7777
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terrorism level on orange forever

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:28 | 1648408 fishface
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Paranoia bitchez

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:46 | 1648543 WestVillageIdiot
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There is nothing better than walking by "The Freedom Tower" surrounded by a bunch of goons armed to the fucking teeth.  I never felt freer, bitchez.  I'm just happy they are keeping all of those great employees from Goldman and Moodys safe.  "Fortress Manhattan" for everybody. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:25 | 1648781 Scottj88
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MY QUESTION IS -- If this is such a credible homeland security threat, why is Janet Napolitano wasting her time clapping in the chamber instead of looking for this threat that is suppose to have the nation on edge?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:34 | 1648828 pods
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So do I have to buy duct tape or not?


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:40 | 1648868 nmewn
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Don't give the Keynesians any bright ideas...Cash for Caulkers was supposed to take care of that ;-)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1649062 pods
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True story, I was in an ACE hardware picking up some stuff.  Grabbed some duct tape, which is always in high demand at the house and went to the checkout.  Saw a couple of people ahead of me with duct tape and plastic.  They were NOT hardware store people.  Older ladies, well dressed and looking uncomfortable.

One looks at me and says "you are buying it too."  I gave her a puzzled look and shrugged.  Only later did I figure out about the whole "safe room" garbage that came out.  

Lotsa sheep out there.  


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:48 | 1649407 blunderdog
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I go through a lot of duct tape too. 

Rarely a fun weekend without some duct tape, those big 18" nylon cable ties, gallon size ziploc bags, hacksaw I mentioned it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:33 | 1649122 Spirit Of Truth
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B4 9/11 the USG didn't know abot AQ.  Now in dealing w/terrorism it knows no other term.  Western intelligence is an oxymoron and these fools persistently get Americans killed by their incompetence and stupidity.  The Kremlin appreciates their foolhardiness.

10 Years Later: Was Russia Behind 9/11? 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:58 | 1649250 John Bigboote
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Dude it's all a lie! Three goat fuckers from Pakistan that may or may or may not be here are supposed to be causing all of this bullshit hoopla? This is the height of stupidity. Get ready for a false flag. This is just unreal. This is all based on recent intel from the UBL raid? What in the mother fuck would the media do without all of these lies to jizz on?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:10 | 1649303 illyia
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I miss the good old days when a roundtable chaired by some "trusted" type turned to the guy on his left (or right) and said, "Well, that was a pretty good speech. What do you think, John (Sue, David)?"

And, the other guy would NOT SAY: Breaking News - "A TERRORIST might strike over the up-coming period somewhere between here and there using something... and now - stay tuned for WIPE-OUT !!!"


Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:20 | 1652356 andybev01
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What would you bet that an attack, engineered by TPTB, this Sunday, would spook all of the sheep back into their pens?

I'm only kind of kidding, because I can visualize it actually working, and fear that the distance my jaw would drop would cause enough damage that I would need to see an oral surgeon.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648341 narapoiddyslexia
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If anyone watched the Republican debate, then you'll understand why I intend to ignore any terrorist act I witness that appears to be capable of killing more Bachman supporters than other Americans. [or supporters of Perry, Romney, Santorum, Cain, or Newd]

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:19 | 1648744 PeterSchump
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Won't happen. Those supporters are domestic terrorists and they will most likely come after you and the underprivileged.


Fri, 09/09/2011 - 02:08 | 1649697 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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WOW. Another peace loving liberal wanting people to die??? Hey Hoffa heres one for you to go after the bad guys. Why is o.k. for a person with a "D" to dream of killing people "R". Only fools believes there is any difference between a "D" or an "R". A fucking waste of time.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:34 | 1648463 Hugh G Rection
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They must have heard Larry Silverstein found asbestos in the old Sears Tower.

How to quickly "remodel" the tower and remove asbestos, while collecting 100% from the insurance?

Keep an eye on the Israeli companies moving out of the WIllis tower....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:11 | 1648705 chubbar
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Once one comes to the conclusion that WTC-7 (and probably the others) were dropped by explosives, it's really hard to take this whole DHS thing with other than complete derision.

It is so clearly an inside job after taking in the totality of evidence that the idea of them passing DHS/TSA and Patriot Act really chaps my ass.

If they pull another false flag they had better do a decent job of covering that fact up this time or I think there will be some civil unrest starting shortly thereafter.

Here's a new video on WTC 7 that I saw online today.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:07 | 1649291 Fukushima Sam
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Not to mention the silly "We Killed Osama!" thing...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:57 | 1649430 Hugh G Rection
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I've seen that AE video.  Don't those stupid architects, engineers, and family members of the victims know that critical thinking is unpatriotic!!!????

You need to go shopping and be scared of brown people! Don't you dare question what bought and paid for corporate media tells you!

<sarc off>

If they do pull another false flag, I'm done.  I wont fucking care anymore. Option A- leave the country. Option B- leave the earth.  If I have to go with option B, lets say... I wont want to go alone.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:18 | 1648734 Loose Caboose
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Larry Silverstein must be one of the elite, illuminti, call them what you want - cause he has gone full reptile.  No one noticed. 


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:30 | 1648807 Thomas
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Well. We had already lost so many bonuses. We couldn't afford any more so we decided to pull it and then we watched the economy come down.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:59 | 1648624 RichyRoo
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How can it be 'unconfirmed' and 'accurate', surely it must be confirmed before anyone can possibly judge that its accurate?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:37 | 1649612 ToNYC
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How many hours of security overtime is the point. Get it while you can. No matter what it would have been worse even if nothing ever happens again. Security needs people in fear; trading independence for safety, they lose both.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648247 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Thre only real terrorists on this planet are governments.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648256 Racer
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:23 | 1648364 narapoiddyslexia
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No, governments. FMB got it in one. Banksters are a subset.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:20 | 1648752 MsCreant
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Ah Chicken or egg first?

Bankerz are govt. toolz?

Govt. is Bankerz tool?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:31 | 1648814 Thomas
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It's just pimps and hookers. Who do ya round up first?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:23 | 1652370 andybev01
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forgot about the Johns. they go scot-free.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:40 | 1649618 ToNYC
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Indeed. You can tell the terrrsts by their government paychecks.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648254 maxmad
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Disregard that the number is disconnected!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648398 tricky rick
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Be nice maxmad...  you dialed a wrong number.

I got a sweet sounding young lady who was very curtious and polite. 

gET YOUR fingers working before your badmouthing!!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648255 NotApplicable
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I said boo!

Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648258 jmc8888
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off damn spot!



Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648264 No One
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Uh oh. I peed my pants. Thanks DHS, I will just stay home this weekend and buy shit on my ipad for my ipad.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:41 | 1648507 goldfish1
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ipad - the new gig a pet

is there a purr app?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:12 | 1649024 John Rotten
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Pee?  Hell, I'm crappin' my pants!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648267 maxmad
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If you people dont start getting scared, we are really going to have to do something this time.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:38 | 1648493 A Lunatic
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Yeah, we might even hand a whole country (Libya for instance) to Al-Qaeda or something.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:53 | 1648586 UpAndComing
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love it

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:00 | 1648634 cynicalskeptic
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Well they'd better try something a bit more credible than the usual 'terrorist threat' - most of which are made possible only by some FBI agent serving as a source for the guns, explosives, whatever......  Without such government 'help' most of these terrorists would remain what they are - a bunch of dumbasses mouthing off.

We've had pizza delivery types going to attack an army base, a couple know-nothings planning to blow up the Sears Tower (not knowing anything about explosives and depending on an FBI agent for those materials).


Even the supposedly real  alQuaeda terrorists have proven to be singularly inept in their efforts in the US... the 'blowtorch' attack on the Brooklyn Bridge, the notorious underwear and shoe bombers....C'mon guys LIGHTING a FUSE on an airliner?  Your average Boy Scout Pyromaniac is better skilled at setting off explosive devices.  Look at the idiot with the 'car bomb' in Times Square.  A couple bags of fertilizer, some propane and fireworks?  WTF?   This was NOT a viable 'explosive device'.  Nevermind theat the idiot left his keys in the car.   You've got gang-bangers and far right neo fascists better equipped with stolen military ordanance than any  Islamic 'terrorists'.   (Personally, I'd be a lot more worried about a po'd vet coming back from Iraq or Afghanistan, fed up with multiple deployments , friends dead and a pointless decade long losing battle against people who mainly just want ALL foreigners out of THEIR country.

Even the official 9/11 story shows an astounding level of incompetence - only slightly less on the 'terrorist' side than on the part of our FBI and other counter-terror types.  Arabs learning to fly - barely - (but not take off or land) airliners, moutihng off at strip clubs and more. Frankly the conspiracy theorists claiming these guys were part of a false flag op may have a point only because that effort succeeded at all.  Mossad is pretty good at faking out people to use them for their own means - and they make sure they're competent enough to accomplish the planned mission.


We've spent TRILLIONS in wars and 'Homeland Security' (a Goebbels phrase if there ever was one) to 'protect' us from a bunch of amateurs that at their best kill fewer Americans than die in car accidents in a year.   And OUR cosrt per terrorist 'kill' is absurd when you calculate out the cost of drones, predatopr missles, smart bombs dropped from stealth aircraft, etc.  Hell, if you took 1/10 of what we spent on these wars and GAVE IT away to Muslims in the Middle East yo'd buy friends for eternity.  Meanwhile we irradiate AMERICANS wiht scanners COngress VOTED AGAINST, grope grandmas and little kids and have soldiers woth submachine guns now seen in US cities - along woith the repeal of posse comitatus and warrantless wiretapping on EVERYBODY.  

Bin Laden 'won' - he got the US to do all he wanted.  If tghey hate us for our freedom, that freedom is gone.  We're shooting gallery targets in Afghanistan (as he wanted, on the jihadists home turf - the graveyard of Empires).  Bush gave him a bonus with Iraq - takiong out a SECULAR leader (whom we'd used as a balance to Iran) and enraging the rest of the Islamic world in a naked grab for oil (and we didn't even get the oil).  The US is bankrupt - in part due to the costs of these endeavors (but more so due to our own incompetence and corruption).

Our own 'leaders' have done more damage to this nation - and revoked more of our rights an liberties  - than ANY foreign threat ever could have done.  James Madison - "When tyranny comes to these shores it will be in the guise of protecting us from a foreign threat."  NO group of 'terrorists - not even a nation like the former Soviet Union ' has the power to overthrow our Republic.  But our political leaders have gone a long way in undoing it.  We are the 21st century's Rome - we've left the Republic behind.  Our Empire is killing us.  We have mercenaries fighting our wars (look at all the south american and african special ops types working for Blackwater - Xe - and others).  The populace are diverted with bread and circuses - oblivious to their debased money that buyas less and less.

When Rome fell, the West entered the Dark Ages - a few centuries of feudal anarchy with most people selling their freedom for a mouthful of food and the hope of some protection from the lawless world surrounding them.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:11 | 1648701 navy62802
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Jesus, that's alot of words for a thread.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:00 | 1648988 creonnoir
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:53 | 1649422 blunderdog
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Sounds like you're demanding some kind of false-flag op at this point? 

Sure, I guess it could help with credibility, but it might turn out even MORE disappointing if a couple of our FBI or BATF guys end up locking themselves inside a truck loaded with explosives and getting picked up by a county sheriff.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 08:58 | 1650189 swiss chick
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648271 DocLogo
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specific, credible but unconfirmed = nothing

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:16 | 1648290 Anonymouse
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The risk is so incredibly high that we had to tell you, but not so high that we will tell you to change your actions at all, and certainly not so high that we will tell you what the threat is so you know what to look for.

Feel better now?



Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648291 Sofa King
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Who the hell writes this garbage?  What the shit are they even trying to say?


The Maritime MARSAC level hasn't changed, so I guess the threat isn't by sea.


...just remember folks, the affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1648317 caerus
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fear bitchez!!!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:23 | 1648353 Withdrawn Sanction
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Dont worry, the perverts at TSA have everything "in hand."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:42 | 1649171 krispkritter
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+911 gropings! "Excuse me sir, can you cough?  Why? We're offering a free hernia check with every security check as a bonus to the taxpayers! Uh, ok(cough). You're fine sir, enjoy your fright, er, flight!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1648371 Rockfish
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I do believe in ghosts, I do believe in ghosts, I do I do I do believe in ghostsssss roar <:


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648394 uno
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if you see something (like a good movie), tell DHS

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:06 | 1649005 Sokhmate
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You'll risk an interrogation. No sarc

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:26 | 1649092 A Lunatic
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And/or a good (?) fisting.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:31 | 1648431 sheeple2012
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My neighbors are acting kinda funny lately...who should I call?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:45 | 1648540 alien-IQ
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:51 | 1649220 krispkritter
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:30 | 1652399 andybev01
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You have got to be sh!tting me...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:38 | 1648484 X.inf.capt
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the real jobs plan, WAR, a big one. maybe its real attack, maybe.....,

lots of opportunity, bankers finance it, corporations make billions, workers work for patriotism and peanuts, and the young soldiers.....

its the american way

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:45 | 1648535 goldfish1
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It may be their plan but perhaps they lack the balls to implement it just yet. That's my bet.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648652 RichyRoo
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they need to set the stage first, its starting:

The UN nuclear watchdog says it is "increasingly concerned" that Iran is secretly working on components for a nuclear weapons programme.

The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) describes its information as "extensive and comprehensive".


VIENNA — The U.N. nuclear agency said Friday it is "increasingly concerned" about a stream of intelligence suggesting that Iran continues to work secretly on developing a nuclear payload for a missile and other components of a nuclear weapons program.

In its report, the International Atomic Energy Agency said "many member states" are providing evidence for that assessment, describing the information it is receiving as credible, "extensive and comprehensive."


War in 2012 bitchez

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:46 | 1649194 pods
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No doubt Rita Katz is providing them with all the info they need.

The quicker we can bring this whole ship down the safer the entire world will be.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:20 | 1648749 X.inf.capt
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these people have no problem ordering someone else to thier death

they just need any excuse.............

go get your food, charge your ni-cads, and remember what gets rationed in wartime, and go get some....please.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:51 | 1648937 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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what is we measured GDP by the amount of ammo/hardware that is exported for war, numbers are looking good then aye?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:42 | 1649169 High Plains Drifter
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for ten years, they have  argued how it was done but nobody in 911 truth wants to talk about who did it.....and why....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:44 | 1648531 alien-IQ
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another absolutely useless pile of fear-mongering bullshit.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:47 | 1648548 Quinvarius
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wtf does that even mean?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:47 | 1648553 joshua10
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What would 9/11 remembrance be without Homeland Insecurity reminding people that the Boogie Man is still out and about. I refuse to live in constant fear, screw them. If this "credible threat" wants to show its face, bring it, and I'll bring along my rifle and 1911.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:39 | 1648858 upWising
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Joshua--your sexism is showing.  You meant to say BOOGIE PERSON, not Boogie Man.  We must be Gender Equitable in assessing Terror Threats.  

You just aren't taking this seriously enough.  We are nearing ALERT LEVEL REDl....we're kind of at ALERT LEVEL PINK just now. Be very scared, and Defend the Homeland:::

Drink Alcohol (if a little is good, a lot is better)
Watch Your Television (EVERYTHING on TeeVee is True...that's why it's on TeeVee)
Max Out the Credit Card (It's About time you got YOURSELF a Gift).

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:54 | 1648943 joshua10
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upWising, I'm a recovering habitual repeat offender when it comes to sexism. I'll figure it out one of these days, but thanks for the liquor advise. That'll come in handy soon enough I'm sure! Just waiting for DHS to declare DEFCON ONE.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:43 | 1649173 High Plains Drifter
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911 rememberance...........what a joke and the joke is on us.............

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:52 | 1648575 DavosSherman
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:52 | 1648576 The Proletariat
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Aliens......Krugman style

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:52 | 1648579 Hephasteus
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Where's my Emmanual Goldstein tracking app.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:53 | 1648951 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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hhmm looks like it's pointing to Tripoli no wait Lagos.........

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:45 | 1652203 Hephasteus
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LOL. Wonder's how many people even understand that wwwIII is happening right now.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:53 | 1648582 slewie the pi-rat
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"specific, credible, & unconfirmed" intel = somebody gonna get tortured, tonight, BiCheZ!!!

...and may Allah bless amerika!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:12 | 1648707 WoodMizer
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Bullish Toby Keith

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:59 | 1648608 Hoody Who
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I heard that one of the rare, last standing "Green Shoots" could be sprayed with Round-Up or some other horrible stuff.  This could wipe out any future of "Green Shoots" and could bring these to extinction.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:54 | 1649233 krispkritter
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Green Shoots was GMO from the start; Government Mandated Overspending...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:17 | 1648730 ImNotARobot
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If you have a CCW permit, make sure you carry on 9/11.  If you don't, go get your CCW and make sure you carry that day.  And if you hear some A-Hole yell "Alluha Akbar!", put a freakin bullet in their face.  Thank you bye.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:17 | 1648992's picture

This warning comes courtesy of information gathered during the bin Laden raid. Of course, if they hadn't shot the unresisting head of worldwide terrorism and instead interrogated him we might know more.

I guess it was more important to bury him at sea in a heretofore unknown Muslim funerary ritual.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:56 | 1649242 krispkritter
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Do I have to toss them in the boat and dump them in the Gulf after performing a ceremony and taking and then simultaneously deleting all photographs?  PS. Where do I leave the chopper parts?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:17 | 1648732 jojo123
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Plan for re-election push:

1.  Big rousing speech for my union people

2.  Publish credible threat immediately after to cement public opinion.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:30 | 1648806 Ostapuk Ivano
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I live in Westchester County.Today on the train home there were 6 cops in full battle gear with their small maching guns and a dog standing on the platform of one of the train stations. Just hanging out.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:54 | 1648961 High Plains Drifter
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they are getting you used to seeing such things in the gulag called amerika.........

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:03 | 1648998 alien-IQ
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it's only a matter of time before they begin to utter the words Americans have been waiting to hear: "Papers please".

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:00 | 1649253 krispkritter
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And I hand them my copy of the NY Times and say "Here, you read this shit. I can't take it anymore!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:31 | 1648811 UGrev
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I heard that the threat was that someone was going to drop a deuce on Schumer's door step.. anyone object? 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:56 | 1648967 High Plains Drifter
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the attack of the phantom my...........

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:32 | 1648819 escargot
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Yawn, bitchez. 

Remain vigilant everyone....don't trust a thing the government says.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:40 | 1648846 lolmao500
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I bet you a thousand bucks those ``terrorists`` are gonna be of Iranian origin.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:40 | 1649159 UGrev
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Either that or they'll "learn" that they had Iranian ties or some shit. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:38 | 1648853 spanish inquisition
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Dear World,

Please stop the US before it attacks itself again.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:47 | 1648910 Die Weiße Rose
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‘Momo Wheelchair’

“This market is looking for assistance and what it wants is a wheelchair and someone to push it,” Momo, who helps oversee $330 billion as chief investment officer at LPL Momo Corp. in Momotown, said in a telephone interview. “Momos' are hoping that central banks will deliver that.”

Stocks also fell today as claims for U.S. unemployment benefits rose last week, a sign the labor market is struggling to gain traction more than two years after the Recession that never ended.

where is my QE3 ?

Paranoia bitchez, stop eating my gold you rusty old swine !

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:53 | 1648954 High Plains Drifter
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mossad say that wascaslly al quaeda might attack new york bridges...........oh my....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:53 | 1648956 disabledvet
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Good thing i read the story. For a minute there i thought DHS was saying "they were a credible threat" and "you better watch out America cuz now we're coming for you instead." PHEW!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:12 | 1648968 BlackholeDivestment
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...if you have been paying attention, the beast always lets you know what it's going to do. WMD ...Bitchez.

This has been the plan for a long time now. The force required for the WMD event aftermath is now in position, as a result of 911. Next up, a post WMD global economic and security mark of the beast offer and a Middle East Peace plan, agreed to by all the nations and Israel. This ten year 91111 event, as 2112 arrives, with all the prophetic biblical events like; great quakes, floods, fires, tsunamis, meltdowns, wars and rumors of wars etc... well, it's a bit obvious. It will be a miracle if a city size event does not happen 3 days from now.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:57 | 1648978 grekko
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Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:35 | 1649785 moldygoat
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Moldygoat at the back

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:10 | 1649014 John Rotten
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Which U.S. city are (we) they going to nuke?  One dirty bomb...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:34 | 1649136 BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture does not matter, it's what happens after. The White Black Muslim Christian President of the United States Nobel Peace Prize Winner and U.N.Security Chairman, which nobody can deny, did not get put in place by Skull and Bone Heads and the occult New World Order boys for nothing.

...but, NYC and D.C. sure look about as good as London. Israel would of course take out their Iran Targets instantly and Rosemary's Baby would move some military around for affect but, the goal is to seal shut all the people opposed to the New World Order plan and their single market (security mark system) beast. The beast wants to destroy the individual, freedom, liberty etc... and after a WMD event the final solution will be finnished. Nobody will be buying, selling or trading without accepting this crisis call for a new world order peace and global security plan or they will be a ''threat'' worthy of torture and death without cause for public review. The MCA 2006 already proved that is the case and that the Executive Branch is the rule of law against the Constitution of all humans. The WMD event is just the seal of the mark in time. Watch, it will happen and it sure as hell looks like any day now. Obviously the morons have run out of time and ways to suck labor dry, the vampire needs to feed until the last drop, if possible all flesh would be destroyed, this is just par for the black hole ...Bitchez

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:54 | 1649234 BlackholeDivestment
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...if you do not think that there are people that think a demonstrative nuclear detonation on their own ground is a great idea for deterrence, read JFQ (Joint Force Quarterly) Issue 48 1st Quarter 2008, page 48, titled:

Reconstituting Capability to Conduct a CRISIS NUCLEAR DETONATION

...there's a picture of a mushroom cloud on the first page, of course. The point being, the fact that the person that wrote such a dumb idea got published in a military magazine at all, proves how nuts, stupid, pathetic and evil people in the compartmental world of ''armed forces'' and ''power'' are. 

...and to think, the bankers and political beast set rules and issue (new world) orders to nutballs that are willing to nuke up the place just to show other nutballs their nuts too.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 01:54 | 1649687 BlackholeDivestment
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This guy talks about nuke wmd city event >>>


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:40 | 1649161 kito
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be wary of the barney frank methane gas bomb

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:36 | 1649385 zenbones
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:30 | 1649501 Bansters-in-my-...
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losers comes to mind.

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