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Cliff notes summary from Bloomberg:

  • OBAMA SEEKS TO CUT IN HALF PAYROLL TAX FOR WORKERS, SMALL FIRMS
  • OBAMA PROPOSES $447 BILLION PACKAGE TO SPUR JOB GROWTH
  • OBAMA PROPOSES $105 BILLION IN INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING
  • OBAMA BACKS USING JOBLESS AID FOR ON JOB TRAINING PROGRAMS
  • EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT AID OF $62 BILLION IN OBAMA PLAN
  • NO PLAN FOR REPATRIATING OVERSEAS PROFITS IN OBAMA PROPOSAL
  • STATE AID IN OBAMA PLAN $35 BILLION FOR TEACHERS, POLICE FIRE
  • OBAMA CALLS FOR MODEST ADJUSTMENTS TO MEDICARE, MEDICAID
  • OBAMA SAYS `VAST MAJORITY' OF CEOS WILLING TO PAY MORE TAXES
  • OBAMA CALLS FOR `REFORMING' U.S. TAX CODE 7:10
  • INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN WOULD MODERNIZE 35,000 SCHOOLS, OBAMA SAYS

And the full thing:

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, and fellow Americans:
 
Tonight we meet at an urgent time for our country.  We continue to face an economic crisis that has left millions of our neighbors jobless, and a political crisis that has made things worse.  
 
This past week, reporters have been asking “What will this speech mean for the President?  What will it mean for Congress?  How will it affect their polls, and the next election?”
 
But the millions of Americans who are watching right now:  they don’t care about politics.  They have real life concerns.  Many have spent months looking for work.  Others are doing their best just to scrape by – giving up nights out with the family to save on gas or make the mortgage; postponing retirement to send a kid to college.  
 
These men and women grew up with faith in an America where hard work and responsibility paid off.   They believed in a country where everyone gets a fair shake and does their fair share – where if you stepped up, did your job, and were loyal to your company, that loyalty would be rewarded with a decent salary and good benefits; maybe a raise once in awhile.  If you did the right thing, you could make it in America.  
 
But for decades now, Americans have watched that compact erode.  They have seen the deck too often stacked against them.  And they know that Washington hasn’t always put their interests first.  
 
The people of this country work hard to meet their responsibilities.  The question tonight is whether we’ll meet ours.  The question is whether, in the face of an ongoing national crisis, we can stop the political circus and actually do something to help the economy; whether we can restore some of the fairness and security that has defined this nation since our beginning.     
 
Those of us here tonight can’t solve all of our nation’s woes.  Ultimately, our recovery will be driven not by Washington, but by our businesses and our workers.  But we can help.  We can make a difference.   There are steps we can take right now to improve people’s lives.  
 
I am sending this Congress a plan that you should pass right away.  It’s called the American Jobs Act.  There should be nothing controversial about this piece of legislation.  Everything in here is the kind of proposal that’s been supported by both Democrats and Republicans – including many who sit here tonight.  And everything in this bill will be paid for.  Everything.  
 
The purpose of the American Jobs Act is simple:  to put more people back to work and more money in the pockets of those who are working.  It will create more jobs for construction workers, more jobs for teachers, more jobs for veterans, and more jobs for the long-term unemployed.  It will provide a tax break for companies who hire new workers, and it will cut payroll taxes in half for every working American and every small business.  It will provide a jolt to an economy that has stalled, and give companies confidence that if they invest and hire, there will be customers for their products and services.  You should pass this jobs plan right away.  
 
Everyone here knows that small businesses are where most new jobs begin.  And you know that while corporate profits have come roaring back, smaller companies haven’t.  So for everyone who speaks so passionately about making life easier for “job creators,” this plan is for you.  
 
Pass this jobs bill, and starting tomorrow, small businesses will get a tax cut if they hire new workers or raise workers’ wages.  Pass this jobs bill, and all small business owners will also see their payroll taxes cut in half next year.  If you have 50 employees making an average salary, that’s an $80,000 tax cut.  And all businesses will be able to continue writing off the investments they make in 2012.  
 
It’s not just Democrats who have supported this kind of proposal.  Fifty House Republicans have proposed the same payroll tax cut that’s in this plan.  You should pass it right away.  
 
Pass this jobs bill, and we can put people to work rebuilding America.  Everyone here knows that we have badly decaying roads and bridges all over this country.  Our highways are clogged with traffic.  Our skies are the most congested in the world.  
 
This is inexcusable.  Building a world-class transportation system is part of what made us an economic superpower.  And now we’re going to sit back and watch China build newer airports and faster railroads?  At a time when millions of unemployed construction workers could build them right here in America?  
 
There are private construction companies all across America just waiting to get to work.  There’s a bridge that needs repair between Ohio and Kentucky that’s on one of the busiest trucking routes in North America.  A public transit project in Houston that will help clear up one of the worst areas of traffic in the country.  And there are schools throughout this country that desperately need renovating.  How can we expect our kids to do their best in places that are literally falling apart?  This is America.  Every child deserves a great school – and we can give it to them, if we act now.  
 
The American Jobs Act will repair and modernize at least 35,000 schools.  It will put people to work right now fixing roofs and windows; installing science labs and high-speed internet in classrooms all across this country.  It will rehabilitate homes and businesses in communities hit hardest by foreclosures.  It will jumpstart thousands of transportation projects across the country.  And to make sure the money is properly spent and for good purposes, we’re building on reforms we’ve already put in place.  No more earmarks.  No more boondoggles.  No more bridges to nowhere.  We’re cutting the red tape that prevents some of these projects from getting started as quickly as possible.  And we’ll set up an independent fund to attract private dollars and issue loans based on two criteria:  how badly a construction project is needed and how much good it would do for the economy.  
 
This idea came from a bill written by a Texas Republican and a Massachusetts Democrat.  The idea for a big boost in construction is supported by America’s largest business organization and America’s largest labor organization.  It’s the kind of proposal that’s been supported in the past by Democrats and Republicans alike.  You should pass it right away.  
 
Pass this jobs bill, and thousands of teachers in every state will go back to work.  These are the men and women charged with preparing our children for a world where the competition has never been tougher.  But while they’re adding teachers in places like South Korea, we’re laying them off in droves.  It’s unfair to our kids.  It undermines their future and ours.  And it has to stop.  Pass this jobs bill, and put our teachers back in the classroom where they belong.  
 
Pass this jobs bill, and companies will get extra tax credits if they hire America’s veterans.  We ask these men and women to leave their careers, leave their families, and risk their lives to fight for our country.  The last thing they should have to do is fight for a job when they come home.  
 
Pass this bill, and hundreds of thousands of disadvantaged young people will have the hope and dignity of a summer job next year.  And their parents, low-income Americans who desperately want to work, will have more ladders out of poverty.    
 
Pass this jobs bill, and companies will get a $4,000 tax credit if they hire anyone who has spent more than six months looking for a job.  We have to do more to help the long-term unemployed in their search for work.  This jobs plan builds on a program in Georgia that several Republican leaders have highlighted, where people who collect unemployment insurance participate in temporary work as a way to build their skills while they look for a permanent job.  The plan also extends unemployment insurance for another year.  If the millions of unemployed Americans stopped getting this insurance, and stopped using that money for basic necessities, it would be a devastating blow to this economy.  Democrats and Republicans in this Chamber have supported unemployment insurance plenty of times in the past.  At this time of prolonged hardship, you should pass it again – right away.  
 
Pass this jobs bill, and the typical working family will get a fifteen hundred dollar tax cut next year.  Fifteen hundred dollars that would have been taken out of your paycheck will go right into your pocket.  This expands on the tax cut that Democrats and Republicans already passed for this year.  If we allow that tax cut to expire – if we refuse to act – middle-class families will get hit with a tax increase at the worst possible time.  We cannot let that happen.  I know some of you have sworn oaths to never raise any taxes on anyone for as long as you live.  Now is not the time to carve out an exception and raise middle-class taxes, which is why you should pass this bill right away.      
 
This is the American Jobs Act.  It will lead to new jobs for construction workers, teachers, veterans, first responders, young people and the long-term unemployed.  It will provide tax credits to companies that hire new workers, tax relief for small business owners, and tax cuts for the middle-class. And here’s the other thing I want the American people to know:  the American Jobs Act will not add to the deficit.  It will be paid for.  And here’s how:
 
The agreement we passed in July will cut government spending by about $1 trillion over the next ten years.  It also charges this Congress to come up with an additional $1.5 trillion in savings by Christmas.  Tonight, I’m asking you to increase that amount so that it covers the full cost of the American Jobs Act.  And a week from Monday, I’ll be releasing a more ambitious deficit plan – a plan that will not only cover the cost of this jobs bill, but stabilize our debt in the long run.  
 
This approach is basically the one I’ve been advocating for months.  In addition to the trillion dollars of spending cuts I’ve already signed into law, it’s a balanced plan that would reduce the deficit by making additional spending cuts; by making modest adjustments to health care programs like Medicare and Medicaid; and by reforming our tax code in a way that asks the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations to pay their fair share.  What’s more, the spending cuts wouldn’t happen so abruptly that they’d be a drag on our economy, or prevent us from helping small business and middle-class families get back on their feet right away.   
 
Now, I realize there are some in my party who don’t think we should make any changes at all to Medicare and Medicaid, and I understand their concerns.  But here’s the truth.  Millions of Americans rely on Medicare in their retirement.  And millions more will do so in the future.  They pay for this benefit during their working years.  They earn it.  But with an aging population and rising health care costs, we are spending too fast to sustain the program.  And if we don’t gradually reform the system while protecting current beneficiaries, it won’t be there when future retirees need it.  We have to reform Medicare to strengthen it.  
 
I’m also well aware that there are many Republicans who don’t believe we should raise taxes on those who are most fortunate and can best afford it.  But here is what every American knows.  While most people in this country struggle to make ends meet, a few of the most affluent citizens and corporations enjoy tax breaks and loopholes that nobody else gets.  Right now, Warren Buffet pays a lower tax rate than his secretary – an outrage he has asked us to fix.  We need a tax code where everyone gets a fair shake, and everybody pays their fair share.  And I believe the vast majority of wealthy Americans and CEOs are willing to do just that, if it helps the economy grow and gets our fiscal house in order.    
 
I’ll also offer ideas to reform a corporate tax code that stands as a monument to special interest influence in Washington.  By eliminating pages of loopholes and deductions, we can lower one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.  Our tax code shouldn’t give an advantage to companies that can afford the best-connected lobbyists.  It should give an advantage to companies that invest and create jobs here in America.   
 
So we can reduce this deficit, pay down our debt, and pay for this jobs plan in the process.  But in order to do this, we have to decide what our priorities are.  We have to ask ourselves, “What’s the best way to grow the economy and create jobs?”
 
Should we keep tax loopholes for oil companies?  Or should we use that money to give small business owners a tax credit when they hire new workers?  Because we can’t afford to do both.  Should we keep tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires?  Or should we put teachers back to work so our kids can graduate ready for college and good jobs?  Right now, we can’t afford to do both.   
 
This isn’t political grandstanding.  This isn’t class warfare.  This is simple math.  These are real choices that we have to make.  And I’m pretty sure I know what most Americans would choose.  It’s not even close.  And it’s time for us to do what’s right for our future.      
 
The American Jobs Act answers the urgent need to create jobs right away.  But we can’t stop there.  As I’ve argued since I ran for this office, we have to look beyond the immediate crisis and start building an economy that lasts into the future – an economy that creates good, middle-class jobs that pay well and offer security.  We now live in a world where technology has made it possible for companies to take their business anywhere.  If we want them to start here and stay here and hire here, we have to be able to out-build, out-educate, and out-innovate every other country on Earth.   
 
This task, of making America more competitive for the long haul, is a job for all of us.  For government and for private companies.  For states and for local communities – and for every American citizen.  All of us will have to up our game.  All of us will have to change the way we do business.  
 
My administration can and will take some steps to improve our competitiveness on our own.  For example, if you’re a small business owner who has a contract with the federal government, we’re going to make sure you get paid a lot faster than you do now.  We’re also planning to cut away the red tape that prevents too many rapidly-growing start-up companies from raising capital and going public.  And to help responsible homeowners, we’re going to work with Federal housing agencies to help more people refinance their mortgages at interest rates that are now near 4% -- a step that can put more than $2,000 a year in a family’s pocket, and give a lift to an economy still burdened by the drop in housing prices.  
 
Other steps will require Congressional action.  Today you passed reform that will speed up the outdated patent process, so that entrepreneurs can turn a new idea into a new business as quickly as possible. That’s the kind of action we need.  Now it’s time to clear the way for a series of trade agreements that would make it easier for American companies to sell their products in Panama, Colombia, and South Korea – while also helping the workers whose jobs have been affected by global competition.  If Americans can buy Kias and Hyundais, I want to see folks in South Korea driving Fords and Chevys and Chryslers.  I want to see more products sold around the world stamped with three proud words: “Made in America.”  
 
And on all of our efforts to strengthen competitiveness, we need to look for ways to work side-by-side with America’s businesses.  That’s why I’ve brought together a Jobs Council of leaders from different industries who are developing a wide range of new ideas to help companies grow and create jobs.  
 
Already, we’ve mobilized business leaders to train 10,000 American engineers a year, by providing company internships and training.  Other businesses are covering tuition for workers who learn new skills at community colleges.  And we’re going to make sure the next generation of manufacturing takes root not in China or Europe, but right here, in the United States of America.  If we provide the right incentives and support – and if we make sure our trading partners play by the rules – we can be the ones to build everything from fuel-efficient cars to advanced biofuels to semiconductors that are sold all over the world.  That’s how America can be number one again.  That’s how America will be number one again.      
 
Now, I realize that some of you have a different theory on how to grow the economy.  Some of you sincerely believe that the only solution to our economic challenges is to simply cut most government spending and eliminate most government regulations.  
 
Well, I agree that we can’t afford wasteful spending, and I will continue to work with Congress to get rid of it.  And I agree that there are some rules and regulations that put an unnecessary burden on businesses at a time when they can least afford it.  That’s why I ordered a review of all government regulations.  So far, we’ve identified over 500 reforms, which will save billions of dollars over the next few years.  We should have no more regulation than the health, safety, and security of the American people require.  Every rule should meet that common sense test.  
 
But what we can’t do – what I won’t do – is let this economic crisis be used as an excuse to wipe out the basic protections that Americans have counted on for decades.  I reject the idea that we need to ask people to choose between their jobs and their safety.  I reject the argument that says for the economy to grow, we have to roll back protections that ban hidden fees by credit card companies, or rules that keep our kids from being exposed to mercury, or laws that prevent the health insurance industry from shortchanging patients.  I reject the idea that we have to strip away collective bargaining rights to compete in a global economy.  We shouldn’t be in a race to the bottom, where we try to offer the cheapest labor and the worst pollution standards.  America should be in a race to the top.  And I believe that’s a race we can win.   
 
In fact, this larger notion that the only thing we can do to restore prosperity is just dismantle government, refund everyone’s money, let everyone write their own rules, and tell everyone they’re on their own – that’s not who we are.  That’s not the story of America.    
 
Yes, we are rugged individualists.  Yes, we are strong and self-reliant.  And it has been the drive and initiative of our workers and entrepreneurs that has made this economy the engine and envy of the world.
 
But there has always been another thread running throughout our history – a belief that we are all connected; and that there are some things we can only do together, as a nation.
 
We all remember Abraham Lincoln as the leader who saved our Union.  But in the middle of a Civil War, he was also a leader who looked to the future – a Republican president who mobilized government to build the transcontinental railroad; launch the National Academy of Sciences; and set up the first land grant colleges.  And leaders of both parties have followed the example he set.  
 
Ask yourselves – where would we be right now if the people who sat here before us decided not to build our highways and our bridges; our dams and our airports?  What would this country be like if we had chosen not to spend money on public high schools, or research universities, or community colleges?  Millions of returning heroes, including my grandfather, had the opportunity to go to school because of the GI Bill.  Where would we be if they hadn’t had that chance?  
 
How many jobs would it have cost us if past Congresses decided not to support the basic research that led to the Internet and the computer chip?  What kind of country would this be if this Chamber had voted down Social Security or Medicare just because it violated some rigid idea about what government could or could not do?  How many Americans would have suffered as a result?  
 
No single individual built America on their own.  We built it together.  We have been, and always will be, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all; a nation with responsibilities to ourselves and with responsibilities to one another.   Members of Congress, it is time for us to meet our responsibilities.  
 
Every proposal I’ve laid out tonight is the kind that’s been supported by Democrats and Republicans in the past.  Every proposal I’ve laid out tonight will be paid for.  And every proposal is designed to meet the urgent needs of our people and our communities.  
 
I know there’s been a lot of skepticism about whether the politics of the moment will allow us to pass this jobs plan – or any jobs plan.  Already, we’re seeing the same old press releases and tweets flying back and forth.  Already, the media has proclaimed that it’s impossible to bridge our differences.  And maybe some of you have decided that those differences are so great that we can only resolve them at the ballot box.   
 
But know this:  the next election is fourteen months away.  And the people who sent us here – the people who hired us to work for them – they don’t have the luxury of waiting fourteen months.  Some of them are living week to week; paycheck to paycheck; even day to day.  They need help, and they need it now.  
 
I don’t pretend that this plan will solve all our problems.  It shouldn’t be, nor will it be, the last plan of action we propose.  What’s guided us from the start of this crisis hasn’t been the search for a silver bullet.  It’s been a commitment to stay at it – to be persistent – to keep trying every new idea that works, and listen to every good proposal, no matter which party comes up with it.  
 
Regardless of the arguments we’ve had in the past, regardless of the arguments we’ll have in the future, this plan is the right thing to do right now.  You should pass it.  And I intend to take that message to every corner of this country.  I also ask every American who agrees to lift your voice and tell the people who are gathered here tonight that you want action now.  Tell Washington that doing nothing is not an option.  Remind us that if we act as one nation, and one people, we have it within our power to meet this challenge.
 
President Kennedy once said, “Our problems are man-made – therefore they can be solved by man.  And man can be as big as he wants.”
 
These are difficult years for our country.  But we are Americans.  We are tougher than the times that we live in, and we are bigger than our politics have been.  So let’s meet the moment.  Let’s get to work, and show the world once again why the United States of America remains the greatest nation on Earth.  Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

 

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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648287 anynonmous
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"This is inexcusable."

those are your words Mr President

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648325 trav7777
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WTF happened to all that debt ceiling shit?  What happened to deficit reduction?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:28 | 1648407 Shameful
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I'm going to go with pillow talk.  Just sweet nothings whispered, meaning nothing, but needed to loosen the public to the deep dicking.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:02 | 1649441 Not For Reuse
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I didn't listen to this speech live, but having read it, it is certainly the most compelling speech he has given in quite a few years. Which is notable, because it makes me reconsider my instinct that Obama was designed to be a one term president. A good friend of mine, who has been a top level international judo competitor for decades (not Putin), says the trick boils down to peaking at exactly the right time...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:35 | 1648454 CrashisOptimistic
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Precisely.

The numbers were orchestrated to get past Election Day when the ceiling legislation passed.

This will move the ceiling forward to August next year.  He knows it.

He intends for none of this to pass.  During the campaign, he intends to blame his failures on it not passing.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:13 | 1649571 StychoKiller
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Excerpted from: http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2011/09/201198221242207198.html

But Mitch McConnell, the top Republican in the Senate, said the president's readiness to accuse those who don't support his ideas of being overly partisan was a political smokescreen.

"There is a much simpler reason to oppose the president's economic policies that has nothing whatsoever to do with politics - they simply don't work," he said. "This isn't a jobs plan, it's a re-election plan."

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid, meanwhile, said that Republicans also had their eyes squarely on the 2012 vote.

"The other side seems convinced that a failing economy is good Republican politics. They think if they kill every jobs bill and stall every effort to revive the economy, President Obama will lose," Reid said. "Republicans aiming at the President have caught innocent Americans in the crossfire."

The highlighted text sez it all!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:35 | 1648467 MFL8240
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It was all bullshit, everything done in DC is a fraud.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:42 | 1648879 Justaman
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Debt ceiling???....we don't need no stinkin' debt ceiling.  Deleveraging be damned, keynesians forever (unfortunately)!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:16 | 1648293 MillionDollarBonus_
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Obama is really starting to come along. But he needs to learn to think BIG.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648294 maxmad
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You should pass it now!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648310 maxmad
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but we should just trust Obama!  The last 2 QE's worked so well..

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648307 CrashisOptimistic
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Pass 474B, the debt ceiling is smashed in August next year.

The man is pathetic.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1648319 maxmad
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but what about all those green jobs?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:02 | 1648995 John Rotten
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The "shovel ready" projects?  What a joke.  I guess what we'd expect from a joker.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:22 | 1648342 kaiten
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While poor Europe is trying to get its fiscal house in order(even at cost of higher unemployment), US is spending like a drunken sailor. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:41 | 1648869 Quisat_Sadarak
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At least sailors earn their money, and have every right to spend it in any way they see fit. 

The US is borrowing and spending like a drunken Keynesian after a debt ceiling hike ...

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:04 | 1649000 John Rotten
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I wouldn't take too much pity on those Socialists!  Oh Crystal Ball...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648345 Religion Explained
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Back on Jan 2009, I bet a friend 10k noobama would be a 1-termer. It's in the bank!

 

"Pass this bill now, and I will throw in a free set of ginzu knives" -- Noobama Sep 2011

"Pass it now to find out what's in it." Vapid Nancy Pelosi Sep 2011

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:30 | 1648422 Shameful
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Well if they dial up the burn rate of cash might hit that debt ceiling right before the election...unless they double down and hit it early 2012!  Come on do it, 1.5 trillion in 8 months, show me waste like only the Fed Gov can!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:11 | 1648699 dark pools of soros
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Creation of debt creates money..  creating money dillutes money,  dilluting money makes it easier to pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1648346 sherryw
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Oh man, we had one of those 'building school halls' junkets recently in Australia - what an abortion it turned out to be. Run by our central planners, it was a giant rort and disgraceful mismanagement of precious funds borrowed by our stupid left wing governemnt whose members have a collective experience of some two years or so in any form of business.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:26 | 1648388 chump666
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Last BS stimulus in the US was a rort too.  The whole thing will be torn apart. 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:45 | 1648541 narnia
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The only 2 segments of our centrally controlled economy that require less "investment" than the indoctrination industrial complex are the military industrial complex and the prison industrial complex.  

$500 billion on top of all of the other worthless promises is just rounding.  I could care less whether it passes or doesn't.  I hope if it does, they "invest" in some stuff worth investing in.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:23 | 1648360 EscapeKey
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Who will pay for all this? As much as I like lower taxes, if nothing is cut, it'll just lead to even higher deficits.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:32 | 1648441 Shameful
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China?  Dollar Holders?  Magical Gnomes that steal politicians underwear at night?  All good options, but I think Zimbabwe Ben just ordered up some new supplies and was giggling something about "Kick this bitch up to 11!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:35 | 1648468 EscapeKey
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[pause] These go to eleven.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:05 | 1648671 John McCloy
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   Just as good a plan as the Underpants Gnomes.

Phase 1: Steal underpants

Phase 2:........?

Phase 3: Profit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA

 

     Washington and global central planners surmised nicely. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:06 | 1648675 Zgangsta
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Weren't you listening? Obama said "Everything in this bill will be paid for.  Everything."  Isn't the full faith and credit of the US President good enough for you?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:23 | 1648361 Racer
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OBAMA SAYS `VAST MAJORITY' OF CEOS WILLING TO PAY MORE TAXES

Yeah until they may have to, then they will find ways not to

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1648374 YesWeKahn
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The richest people aren't CEOs. I though Obama was smarter than that.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:05 | 1649285 sun tzu
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Even if you doubled the taxes on all the CEO's, it would be like pissing on a raging forest fire. We're talking about $1.7 trillion in annual deficits. There is no way in the world the deficit can be closed by raising taxes. Wiping out the entire US military would still result in a $1 trillion deficit.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1648365 YesWeKahn
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Make new buildings don't make people smarter. Please hire more competent teachers by making the salaries more competitive!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648385 Religion Explained
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Firing incompetent teachers must precede hiring competent ones.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:25 | 1648375 maxmad
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Please just pass it now, I dont care about how QE1 and QE2 failed, YOU NEED to pass it now!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:25 | 1648376 chump666
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It's dead in the water.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:25 | 1648379 YesWeKahn
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This is a junk proposal with full of empty promises.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:25 | 1648380 Racer
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Chair Satan, fire up the printers... and stick some good smoke detectors in there while you are at it, we will need them....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:26 | 1648387 HomerToeclipper
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Theatre for the masses

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:31 | 1648434 maxmad
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"I know no one in their right mind will actually pass this bologie, however my teleprompters told me that I have to look busy, because some of you bitchez think I play to much golf!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:34 | 1648461 data_monkey
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Trade war. Engage.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:35 | 1648471 Sandy Shorts
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"I ordered a review of all regulations." That should provide a few thousand jobs for a few decades.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:36 | 1648478 CrashisOptimistic
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Futures hardly moving.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:38 | 1648486 twinsdad
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"It’s been a commitment to stay at it – to be persistent – to keep trying every new idea that works, and listen to every good proposal, no matter which party comes up with it."

BBBWWAAHHAAAAA!

Are the parties he's reffering too the ones he attends to raise money?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:43 | 1648524 Cursive
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EXTENDED UNEMPLOYMENT AID OF $62 BILLION IN OBAMA PLAN

Lulz.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:56 | 1648603 fuu
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"The plan also extends unemployment insurance for another year.  If the millions of unemployed Americans stopped getting this insurance, and stopped using that money for basic necessities, it would be a devastating blow to this economy.  Democrats and Republicans in this Chamber have supported unemployment insurance plenty of times in the past."

 

151 weeks? 1057 days?

 

W.T.F.?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:44 | 1648527 WilliamShatner
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Second star to the right, warp speed 8.

 

Get us the fuck outta here, Scotty

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:53 | 1648536 LongOfTooth
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The Daily Pfenning speculated today that Obama MIGHT announce another Homeland Investment Act tonight.  I suspect that if he doesn't someone in congress will putforth such a bill.

<snip>

 

Recall, when I told you all about the whispering campaign in D.C. regarding a new Homeland Investment Act (HIA)?  Yes, it was a couple of months ago, but I told you how the first HIA was in 2005, and how the dollar rallied for 9 months that year, due to the repatriation of profits earned overseas by U.S. Corporations at a discounted tax rate..

 

Recall that I told you that the Corporations sold this bill of goods to Congress under the guise of the Corporations being able to increase employment in the U.S.   Well. do you see the line connecting the dots now?  The Corporations are selling that hill of beans again to Congress, that if they can repatriate their earnings at a discounted tax rate, that they would increase employment. And the President is in dire need of a rabbit to pull out of his hat tonight, folks. So. I'm afraid that he will announce that HIA II is on the way.  No, it won't help employment, it didn't in 2005, why would it now? But that's not important right now. The President can sell it as the latest, greatest thing for creating jobs, and the public will follow it without asking questions to the edge of the cliff, and jump off if that's what it takes to prove they are behind the idea.

 

So. IF HIA II is announced tonight as part of the jobs creation ideas the President has, you can expect some dollar strength to begin. It won't begin right away, as the bill has to go through Congress, but you can expect the tracks to be greased for this bill.  in 2005, around $350 Billion was brought back to the U.S. and the dollar was the belle of the ball for the 9 months that the tax amnesty was in place. Most of the currencies were hurt VS the dollar in 2005, the euro, and franc especially.  The only currency to really amass some positive movement VS the dollar in 2005 was the Chinese renminbi, which as you may recall, dropped their peg to the dollar in July of 2005.  Oh, and of course Gold continued to rally VS the dollar, during the first HIA.

 

Maybe, maybe I'm wrong. to sing this song.  And it won't be mentioned tonight. but I'm not holding my breath, because all the signs point to this being the piece de resistance for the President tonight.

 

So. what do we as currency investors do if this HIA II is announced?  Well. if you are a true diversification investor, then you simply batten down the hatches, and look for bargains.  That's what I'll be doing.  You could sell now ahead of the HIA II to lock in profits, and buy back when the bargains appear. But that creates tax events, and I'm always for paying the least amount of taxes as I can! (Not like that helps me, considering my tax bill every year!)

 

Well. the letter is half over and I haven't even begun to talk to you about what's going on this morning! Well. the HIA II thing is BIG folks.  OK. this morning. most of the currencies are weaker VS the dollar, but Gold is up $15 as I write. 

 

<snip>

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:50 | 1648566 Corn1945
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I think the speech was very supportive of a higher gold prices because he clearly has no way to pay for any of this.

A ton more spending that will be made up for by cuts we already made!!! Some math you got there.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:56 | 1648607 The Fonz...befo...
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Here is a shovel ready project for you Obama....

Give the Americans a shovel and tell them to start digging and looking for gold...it's their only hope

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:52 | 1648580 nestle
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"You should pass it now" is the only thing I remember on this speech.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:54 | 1648592 The Fonz...befo...
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and loopholes that nobody else gets.  Right now, Warren Buffet pays a lower tax rate than his secretary – an outrage he has asked us to fix.

Now that the money autistic old crumb from Omaha has had his fill at the trough of capitalism, now that he stares at the face of death in his final years on this planet...now he decides it's time to change the tax code.....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648638 Yes_Questions
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Buffet didn't mention it when the rates were higher on his class.  Though, I do remember something Bill Gate's dad was saying about the Inheritance Tax being too positive a factor in wealth consolidation among the very wealthy.

 

Car Bombs in NY and DC?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:15 | 1648722 Yes_Questions
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Nevermind, just post-speech diversion:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44444344/ns/us_news-security/#.TmlZ-IL9zW4

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:08 | 1649297 sun tzu
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It's not so much the inheritance tax, but the trusts that allow the wealthy defer paying taxes forever

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:09 | 1649299 Alpha Monkey
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I’ll also offer ideas to reform a corporate tax code that stands as a monument to special interest influence in Washington.  By eliminating pages of loopholes and deductions, we can lower one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.  Our tax code shouldn’t give an advantage to companies that can afford the best-connected lobbyists.  It should give an advantage to companies that invest and create jobs here in America.  

So, more tax cuts for the rich!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:54 | 1648593 g
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What a bunch of shit.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:37 | 1648843 Justaman
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No, its a bunch of US$.  Ow, I guess its the same thing.  So, nevermind.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:54 | 1648596 cheesewizz
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" I also ask every American who agrees to lift your voice and tell the people who are gathered here tonight that you want action now.  Tell Washington that doing nothing is not an option.  Remind us that if we act as one nation, and one people, we have it within our power to meet this challenge"

This was the message we should all take to heart, This is OUR COUNTRY....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:55 | 1648598 myTPisUSD
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"We shouldn’t be in a race to the bottom, where we try to offer the cheapest labor and the worst pollution standards.  America should be in a race to the top."

LMAO!

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:56 | 1648602 LMAO
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Lemme see,

It will provide a tax break for companies who hire new workers, and it will cut payroll taxes in half for every working American and every small business

So first they pile all the money into the TBTFails effectively killing off what was left of small businesses (who could very well have been profitable if they hadn't been denied loans and the necessary help from Gov, FED or whoever is in charge in this Godforsaken shithole) and now they are rushing to the rescue of said deceased concept called small business?

Those who were worth saving a few years ago were killed by the machine for the greater good of the Too Big to Fails and corporatism in general.

....and don't even get me started about that ever so brilliant idea of pushing up minimum wages at about the same time causing profitable small businesses to sack employees which they no longer could afford. Yeah, that one worked out nicely for both unemployment and the concept of being competitive in the "free market".

Thank you Satan!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:00 | 1648636 Cassandra Syndrome
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Quiet you with your cause and effect logic. Now pass this jobs bill, bitchez.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:28 | 1648792 Yes_Questions
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Exactly, how will this worsen the already baked in the cake demise?  The US uses World reserve currency, over a $Tril of it in UST held by the Printsters themselves.  US still has the launch codes to the real deal AND an armed and pissed public.  

Best to apply some Kick the Can Down the Road where US paycheck earners see some of that graft, at lease for the short term.

Make the final parties a little more fun.

Pass it now, they should.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 02:00 | 1649692 jomama
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:56 | 1648605 Yes_Questions
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Worker Payroll tax cut in half? (half of current rate?) or 3.1 instead of 2.1?

This passes, its ammo to demand a raise as well if since this half will also be taken from Employer Side.

Then stack more, my fellow salary-men!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:44 | 1649402 Prometheus418
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Agreed.  That was about all I could take out it as well- beyond the obvious we're still fucked subtext.

Without any other details, I opted to figure on the extra $1500/yr.  Half of my payroll taxes is more like $6000/yr, but it's better wax pessimistic in my experience.  That's $125 a month, which will quiet down a lot of people, and kick the can for a while longer.  As long as silver doesn't go on a tear soon, that's two extra ASE's a month, with a little left over for 90% coins.

I make a point of always using extra money sent to me by the government for no apparent reason to hedge against them.  That $600 from the Bush rebates bought me a new Marlin 30-30 with a Bushnell Firefly Elite scope.  Traded the scope and a couple of silver dollars for a 870, and viola- free guns from Bush Jr.  Looks like I may get a little free silver from 'Bama.

Then again, if it's actually half of my taxes, I might just graduate from Ag to Au.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:58 | 1648621 automato
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By definition, you cannot change the "Bell Curve". Any attempt to do so is by definition "Redistribution".

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648628 g
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Its amazing how not that long ago this fool was saying everything was just fine touting all those jobs they say they created, etc, etc, etc, where are their green shoots eh, bullshit I say bullshit.

 

Ron Paul is our last chance.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:05 | 1648663 polizeros
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The green shoots withered and the FBI just raided Solyndra. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:10 | 1648698 youngman
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Do you think the FBI raided them to get information...or to get the information to cover it up.....and protect the President..Hmmmmmm..a new watergate

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1649057 FreudianSlip
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WH should be ok on Solyndra now.  FBI got all the documents that might show collusion, fraud, political favors, RICO causes of action.  Who's going to see trial exhibits now?  Hey, where are those documentation exhibits?

 

Move along people, nothing to see here.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:20 | 1648747 TwelfthVulture
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Don't forget we're a year into Recovery Summer.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:00 | 1648633 tahoebumsmith
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Instead of modernizing old schools how about we just use the empty new ones we already have?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2011-06-20-Mothballed-Hillcrest-High-School-Riverside-California_n.htm

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648639 sabra1
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if unemployment insurance is extended for an xtra year, who the heck would want to work? for sure, thjis will make the NFP number skyrocket from 9.1 to 12.1!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648648 AC_Doctor
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Were going to compete with the World with our overpaid Union workforce.  Fucking joke is on most of us that hold no precious metals...

AC

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648653 polizeros
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Obama speech synopsis. Yadda blah blah woof woof American Exceptionalism We are the best and we'll git 'er done.

And not a word about how we got into this mess or his continual bailing out of the banksters.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:19 | 1648738 Yes_Questions
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Conform!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:05 | 1648670 Peter_Griffin
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Speech was well done tonight, made good points in relationship to how it's going to be paid for and why it's needed.  Obama's always been a good speaker though, without follow through it's just a bunch of words.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:07 | 1648682 dcb
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headline should read. Obama, against the ropes is forced to give another rousing speech he intends to do nothing about. Hopes the people will buy into his act for the nth time.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:08 | 1648684 vegas
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WTF? This guy is the biggest loser joke President Evaahhhh.
No way is any of this going anywhere. I swear, some days I'm embarrassed to be American.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:10 | 1648690 Racer
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"These men and women grew up with faith in an America where hard work and responsibility paid off. "

 

And WHY have there been no prosecutions?

Why have banksters made lots of money, and still stealing it from the poor and not getting punished?

American people ... hard work  = extremely poor

Banksters.. no responsibility = MEGA RICH

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:17 | 1648706 Yes_Questions
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Mitt Bach-Perr-Grich don't stand a chance, BTW.

Joe 6 pack could give a shit about the Perry Ponzi talk, think Mitt is corporatist job destroyer, know Gingrich is a dispicable person and Bachmann is Guano.

Ron Paul, after the debate, doesn't seem like his heart is in it (just my H.O.), but is the only one of substance who could challenge the ONE.

But Mr. Six knows a job and FICA tax cut when he sees it and might as well stay home/work through election day and deprive the GOP of November 2012 love.

IF the bill passes that is.

Otherwise, its Western White House all over again and Gingrich for VEEP.

Hooray!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:13 | 1648712 PulauHantu29
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Barry "No Mo Bonus" Obama.

 

This is th esame guy who said he would end the Iraq War....reform banks....he was "outraged" at Banker's Bonuses (before he gave Timmy the green light to hand them record Fat Billions in Bonuses)....and so on.

I'll vote for an old worn out shoe before I vote for this guy. Oh, BTW, did he mention record Wall Street Bonuses again this year in his speech?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:15 | 1648726 TwelfthVulture
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I don't understand.  I thought this speech was about JOBS.  I didn't hear him mention either Steve or Apple once!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:16 | 1648727 DaylightWastingTime
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yeah a personification of A-pathetic spirit, let's go ahead and destroy the last accountable mechanism of the public. no, actually the silent coo happened under the Bush. hunting season for reason is open, could i refer you to the patriot act, it's the best part of the play. we'll gift wrap your acquiescence in a ballot box. welcome to a duty free society, lick the food stamp and mail your life to subjugation.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:21 | 1648759 TwelfthVulture
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PASS THE PEAS NOW!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:23 | 1648765 peekcrackers
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PASS THIS BOnG !. Ops I,m mean BILL!

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:30 | 1648805 Yes_Questions
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Did you skip me?!

Don't Boge.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:23 | 1648768 marcusfenix
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What kind of country would this be if this Chamber had voted down Social Security or Medicare just because it violated some rigid idea about what government could or could not do?

stupid constitution...who needs the rigid old piece of paper anyways, right?

the sociopathic arrogance that abounds in DC is out of control...and it's not just Obama, or liberals, or Democrats, it has become a prerequisite for anybody to work in that town. Washington is psychopaths "r" us. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:35 | 1648833 Yes_Questions
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+Article 1 section 8 hate

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:28 | 1648794 Mr.Kowalski
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1. Tax the rich.

2. Pork barrel Union projects in Dem districts.

3. Money for more unionized public employees.

4. Another year of unemployment

5. Tax cuts for workers and businesses. 

Yeah-- that's the ticket. This garbage will never pass the House. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:39 | 1648852 Justaman
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Time to start the printing presses, bitchez!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:45 | 1648895 sbenard
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I can no longer bear to listen to the Deceiver in Chief. Not a single syllable from his mouth can be believedf.

Why did he wait nearly 3 years to suddenly show an interest in jobs? This is a relection campaign, not a jobs campaign!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:49 | 1648898 agrotera
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last ditch effort to try to sound like he really gives a sh@#...

sorry for the profanity, but it is so apropo considering the vulgarity of such a powerful elected official so consistently, and adroitly persisting with deceit.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:46 | 1648900 DaylightWastingTime
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welcome to the new free society, no annual fee and balance transfers will currently incur no penalty*. zero hedge is the last flower on the fourth branch, a questionably succesful graft on the tree of prevailing social ethos. there is a dual theory of truth, gold is the particle, responsibility the wave. speaking of waves, where are we on this kondratiev wave? i doubt surf is up.  ilya prigogne may supplement the concept of an optimistic collapse with the idea of order out of chaos. this is the beginning of man becoming an insular master of being. but there is a crush with old ways of thought, yeah, that one that surpercede our control or understanding, but all aside, the new era of functionalism aims not to answer but to solve. tERROR has the ingredients of its demise, were just going to have to wait this bad trip out.

*to you exclusively, future and yet to materialize generations may experience a slight change of conditions

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:46 | 1648901 DaylightWastingTime
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welcome to the new free society, no annual fee and balance transfers will currently incur no penalty*. zero hedge is the last flower on the fourth branch, a questionably succesful graft on the tree of prevailing social ethos. there is a dual theory of truth, gold is the particle, responsibility the wave. speaking of waves, where are we on this kondratiev wave? i doubt surf is up.  ilya prigogne may supplement the concept of an optimistic collapse with the idea of order out of chaos. this is the beginning of man becoming an insular master of being. but there is a crush with old ways of thought, yeah, that one that surpercede our control or understanding, but all aside, the new era of functionalism aims not to answer but to solve. tERROR has the ingredients of its demise, were just going to have to wait this bad trip out.

*to you exclusively, future and yet to materialize generations may experience a slight change of conditions

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:48 | 1648922 FreudianSlip
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An American Idea!  Everyone collecting unemployment can work on rebuilding roads, work the week rebuilding infrastructure and then you can pick up your unemployment check...don't show up for federal road work, no unemployment check.  You do know they plan on everyone being a federal worker.  

Hey, we're AMERICANS, we can always create our own entrepreneurial income and get off unemployment or find a different menial job if we don't like infrastructure or road work. But honestly, sitting at home with weekly unemployment auto deposits into our bank for another year is not motivating anyone to leave home or look for work.  No more free lunches, we need to be productive instead of sucking on a federal tit for bare existence.  We can do better than this.  Pretty soon everyone will be allowed 1200 calories a day instead of federal food stamps (that's already in the works).  Don't let them get total control of your life and freedoms.  They are creating total dependence on government created minimum incomes.  We can do better.  Reboot the country, vote all of them out.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:50 | 1648933 cocoablini
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Look for mass firings and mass rehirings at lower wages to get that tax credit! I have already gamed the concept on the payroll tax benefit

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:08 | 1648952 FreudianSlip
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Minimum requirement to be a politician......you must be a certified sociopath.  And the winners are............ (insert names here).

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:55 | 1648965 krispkritter
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I find it ironic he quoted the Pledge of Allegiance but you can't even say it in schools now. And Mrs. O'I'mOnVacationI'llGetBackToYou looked completely pissed when he used the 'G' word. This pile of shit is a joke. If you stuck his two economic buzz kills together, you could have given a tax holiday to every f'in taxpayer in the US for an entire year. I wonder what kind of boost to the economy that would mean? And it's not like you'd have to go further into debt for it, you're already running a deficit for the remainder. We're paying into a sinkhole that's not shrinking, it just gets bigger the more water(money) you toss into it. I'm going Galt. Ron Paul 2012 or Bust. Fuck Lefty Liberals and Progessives. You got the union, er, country, you voted for. Time for change that counts...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:57 | 1648977 Chingalay
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I'm trying real hard CD. It would be easier if they used a condom.

"Whats guided us from the start of this crisis hasn’t been the search for a silver bullet."

Typical gov't - disregard optimal solutions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_bullet

"This task, of making America more competitive for the long haul, is a job for all of us."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVzql3qoe4

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:57 | 1648979 John Rotten
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"...modernize 35,000 schools..."

 

When is he going to drop this eco-green insistence?  That is the only way he will float the idea, if it is his (green) way.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:05 | 1649002 FreudianSlip
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I'm in Northern California...the slick democratic originator of modernizing old schools.  They spend $1.5 Million to spray paint old unrepaired exterior stucco and call it done. Of course the government contractors love those jobs, but the many political consulting fees to get the bids are a bitch.  If you calculate the cost per square foot of the modernization...it's cheaper to build all new energy efficient.  It's one big government rat hole to drain public funds into the pockets of the few.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:00 | 1648989 mr. mirbach
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weren't the American Rail Roads built by Chinese labor the first time?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1649059 SamuelMaverick
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This guy is a complete idiot. How can this clown not understand the very basics of any business..... Businesses only hire when they need someone to do a job that will provide some type of direct or indirect benefit to the business, they do not hire for a fucking tax credit , and they sure as shit do not hire employees when the State and Federal govt. make the employee a ward of the company. Workers comp, unemployment ins, OSHA, DOT, labor dept, health care, retirement etc..... Yeah, my company is gonna get in line and hire someone and have to deal with all that shit.  What a bunch of ignorant clowns, it is as if they think businesses' purpose for existence is to create jobs, when the exact opposite is true, businesses' need to be as efficient as possible and hire the LEAST amount of people as possible.  Odumma and his crew are truely ignorant or are just dumb as a stovepipe.  

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:52 | 1649221 FreudianSlip
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They're not stupid, they're sociopaths.  They get tax money from people and businesses and spend it foolishly based on professional lobbying and line their pockets in side deals, political favors and outright fraud.  If they run out of tax money they create more taxes or print more dollars.  We are the stupid ones, we let them do it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:21 | 1649061 GCT
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Insanity:  Doing the same thing expecting different results!  Enough said.

The sheeple will be praying to him tonight along with the presstitutes claiming he is our savior.  Glad I took the correct pill and landed here.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:27 | 1649096 Pancho Villa
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OBAMA CALLS FOR MODEST ADJUSTMENTS TO MEDICARE, MEDICAID

Gotta give the Big O credit: cut off medical care to the elderly so they will die sooner and stop collecting Social Security. Two deficits eliminated in one go. Ingenious. We didn't need all those pesky baby boomers anyway. Oh sorry Grandma! I didn't mean you.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:03 | 1649273 FreudianSlip
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""Pass this jobs bill, and we can put people to work rebuilding America.  Everyone here knows that we have badly decaying roads and bridges all over this country.  Our highways are clogged with traffic.  Our skies are the most congested in the world.""

 

Ok, sign me up...I want the federal crowded sky management job at $100,000 a year...can I work from home?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:29 | 1649359 Yes_Questions
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Long range Pb?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:21 | 1649478 adr
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WTF was actually in this speech?

So my payroll taxes are being cut in half and I get a 4% refi? How does this wfork exactly? 

BUT THE REAL MEAT WAS:

I want to make it easier for companies to go public.

There it is people THE CONTINUATION OF THE PONZI!!!!!!!!!!

Make the venture capitalists and insiders rich and make a few thousand more MOMO stocks to drive the averages up.

Anyone that thinks the stock market is a capitalist institution is an idiot. It is nothing but a total fraud.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:49 | 1649532 zebra
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i fully support President O's proposal as long as he doesn't ask me to pay for it. But I highly doubt it.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:12 | 1649567 vast-dom
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  • OBAMA IS FOS
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:16 | 1649578 cocoablini
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What is stopping an employer from shitcanning an existing employee adn rehiring them for the credit or getting a 6month layoff from doing the same job.? Possibly for cheaper? They try this McJobs stuff in France all the time. The problem is no manufacturing or real export business in US. You just can't hand a shovel to any old dude. Technology has taken over many,many jobs and busy work. What kind of jobs are we talking about?
And, to boot, unless th Federal and State government stop taking jobs from the private sector, there is no way I would work for a private firm when I can get on average 6k more a year pkus benefits from a job in government that I cannot be fired from.
The only answer is to privatize pulic sector jobs in many i stances so that its more efficient and theres more money for more workers. 1 hov worker costs like 5 private sector jobs in the wash.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 00:35 | 1649606 palmereldritch
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OBAMA SAYS: "Attention Zombies! The line for brains forms...wait...Where does that line form?"

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 01:39 | 1649668 jmc8888
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What a farce of a proposal.  Maintenance and rehiring some of the fired workers due to budget cuts  (while the budget amount wise wasn't...because the two are different things) is not a jobs plan.

He also signaled the willingness to fuck over the younger people with medicare. 

Looks like the reworked, or reworded the fascist Georgia 'Slave labor' works program into an 'on the job training'.  Can't be sure yet, haven't gotten enough info.  But wouldn't surprise me.

Also the idiot said that people can now run businesses anywhere in the world (thanks to free trade), and says we're going to get those jobs back and announces intentions for more free trade pacts.  Of course, we already have free trade, and everywhere we've 'dealt' with, the corps have chosen NOT to build their business HERE.  What a fool.  Free trade has cost us trillions of income not to mention taxes, many millions of high or medium paying jobs, and this idiot we have as a president thinks that because every other free trade agreement did so much to create jobs here (like minus X0 million jobs) that this time the free trade package will increase jobs?  What a fucking fool.  I'm sure in today's world Nero would think that way too!

Of course none of this will stop the monetarist induced hell we find ourselves in, nor slow its increase into an even larger depression/new dark age (at least noticably). 

All of this is yours, because we were defrauded and refuse to admit and/or recognize it, let alone do the easily enactable soultion to such fraud.

Glass-Steagall

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 02:25 | 1649714 hooligan2009
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Ughhh, total target to deficit czars of 2.5 trillion deficit cuts over ten years = 250 billion a year. deficit currentlt 1.5 trillion a year and will be c.10 trillion over the next ten years. this can kick adds 500 billion to next years deficit. debt to gdp 100% at 15 trillion ; affordable debt gdp should be 40% of gdp. US needs to run a surplus of 2.5 trillion per annum to meet a sound goal. obama is out of his depth.

Sat, 09/10/2011 - 23:26 | 1655542 angela03
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After 3 1/2 years of taking care of the banks, continuing to watch big multinationals outsource jobs with a tax benefit, and generally continuing GW's policy of taking care of the fabulously stinking rich, it's now time to pretend to help the already deceased middle class. Good luck with that, fuck head. Middle classers now realize that Obama's dick up there ass doesn't feel any better than Bush's wang did. It's time to go off the board but the stacked system won't allow that to happen. No third party candidate truly looking out for American workers will ever see the lights from the stage of presidential hopefuls. There won't be any job's plan other than the one that's been in progress, that is continued outsourcing with it's commensurate wage destruction here at home. So just fuck off Obama, if the Republicans want your opinion they'll give it to ya. 

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