Futures Indicated Up More Than 1% Pre-Open

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Ahmeexnal's picture

Silver rocketing.

achmachat's picture

an open of +1% seems to set a nice mood for the rest of the week?!

Ahmeexnal's picture

Currency Chg%X=1$USD NY Time x=1$USD x$USD=1 SilverPrice/oz Silver Chg Silver Chg%
US Dollar -- 11/27-18:05 -- -- 31.65 +0.67 up +2.16%

achmachat's picture

I just saw that... it seems a lot of FRNs have found a nice and low entry point.

Ahmeexnal's picture

Makes you wonder if the JPig smackdown team are asleep of just retards.

EDIT:

US Dollar -- 11/27-18:10 -- -- 31.08 +0.10 up/down +0.32%

Seems like Blythe got an angry call from Dimon and just reported to work.

Bitch! Get yo skanky ass over to them silver pits and hammer down that suckah!

Heavy pull and tug at the silver pit.

1000pips's picture

No matter how much everyone wants the world to end--the market will surge upward EURO to 1.40 by next week...

Cdad's picture

Yeah...it's a sure thing there, short bus.

NewThor's picture

Markets are up becausing QE3's impending release is being slowly leaked.

Though, Nostradamus says once the Euro goes, America's economy goes with it.

 

NewThor's picture

Markets are up becausing QE3's impending release is being slowly leaked.

Though, Nostradamus says once the Euro goes, America's economy goes with it.

 

1000pips's picture

Bonus time. Learn the real game there--rookie.

Justinx34's picture

I sold all my Euros - even Warren Buffet does not expect the Euro to survive...

Im pretty sure the USA is fine with EUro death eventually as that keeps Dollar safely in RESERVE STATUS

whole world is going to implode in 2012 (nothing to do with myan bullshit) just coincendence

first Europe then Japan then CHina and then America  - likely in that order is my guess

China and Japan export to  Europe so when Europe goes this will hurt China and Japan first and then Japan with its huge debt (dbl GDP) the bond run will start on Japan

then China will crash (hard landing) -- all numbers from China are crap and many Americans know high up Chinese already have their families here in America

with all our DEBT buyers America will then finally have no one to borrow from and its economy will crash because nearly half the USA economy is on government debt in some shape or form and GOV spending will be forced to be cut by 25%-35% since they wont be able to  borrow much at all

YES I understand we can print and we WILL but it wont matter - ECONOMY runs on FAITH - very simple - and that faith is dwindling and the printing will finish it off - big crash in 2012 or 2013 at the latest.

American34's picture

What does it matter anyhow?!? In a collapse scenario the only outcome is eventual military conflict. As the "common man" no matter where in the world he lives will be forced into unemployment along with millions of others. This isn't 1933, there are over 7 billion people on this planet now. What kind of a world will be left if we really experience a system failure? No hunting and fishing for food, no more wildlife left and mass distribution of food through food lines is bull as no one will be able to afford the gas to get to the food line 10 or 20 miles away. It cannot and will not happen. A systemic failure will be avoided at all cost even if that cost is large scale military conflict.

xcehn's picture

The zombie global economy has us for a ride, TPTB just refuse to acknowledge that inconvenient truth.

Justinx34's picture

I sold all my Euros - even Warren Buffet does not expect the Euro to survive...

Im pretty sure the USA is fine with EUro death eventually as that keeps Dollar safely in RESERVE STATUS

whole world is going to implode in 2012 (nothing to do with myan bullshit) just coincendence

first Europe then Japan then CHina and then America  - likely in that order is my guess

China and Japan export to  Europe so when Europe goes this will hurt China and Japan first and then Japan with its huge debt (dbl GDP) the bond run will start on Japan

then China will crash (hard landing) -- all numbers from China are crap and many Americans know high up Chinese already have their families here in America

with all our DEBT buyers now gone, America will then finally have no one to borrow from and its economy will crash because nearly half the USA economy is on government aid(spending) in some shape or form and GOV spending will be forced to be cut by 25%-35% since they wont be able to  borrow much at all

YES I understand we can print and we WILL but it wont matter - ECONOMY runs on FAITH - very simple - and that faith is dwindling and the printing will finish it off - big crash in 2012 or 2013 at the latest.

HoofHearted's picture

Looking at the minute by minute charts shows that silver and gold just woke up in Asia with some severe morning wood. If this lasts more than 4 hours, they need to see the doctor or some shit like that.

I'm about done stacking, so I'm happy to see it go hyperbolic or even exponential. You people waiting on the parabolic are thinking too little of the printing abilities of Central Bankers.

Jendrzejczyk's picture

Always hoping "this is it" for silver....then freaking out that this may be it.

Wixard's picture

copper too for those who live an alernative lifestyle

SHEEPFUKKER's picture

Hopefully not a wrist rocket. 

Boilermaker's picture

Wow, who would have guessed they'd take the opportunity to ass fuck the shorts at the open?

OK, what's the fucking 'story' behind the 17 handle open on SPX? 

OCTOPVS's picture

same here: short at 1173 now

Boilermaker's picture

I mean, for fuck sake, they just gun the shit out of it 20 handles on absolutely nothing? 

Jesus Christ, I expect a minumum ATTEMPT to make it LOOK legit.

Mike2756's picture

Oversold bounce, no volume behind it. 

Hansel's picture

The 5% decline last week was on light volume, too.

CPL's picture

and that's all the volume they are getting.

 

Name a single fool willing to throw a nickle in that other than algo's and hft's?

Mike2756's picture

There's that pesky $100 oil popping up again. We'll see how the masses like them cherries!

http://youtu.be/TpDtrBx38Lo

TruthInSunshine's picture

If Abby Joseph Cohen is bullish, then who amongst you dares be a bear?

Tulip bulbs, bitchez.

They've stopped making them.

Everybodys All American's picture

I'll take the other side of her trades every day. She is a stupifying bull with a "stellar" record for being wrong. But hey she is an MD at GS. I'd love for someone to compile all of these analyst's forecasts to see how horrible they are at calling the markets.

Randall Cabot's picture

Well, she missed 2008 but she's been right most of the time. 

jcaz's picture

BUWHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!

Dude- the chick hasn't made a decent call since 1987-  they keep her around for brand-name recognition, and the fact that she talks slow enough for their clients to follow her......

PaperBear's picture

Locked in more physical silver at the Thursday price and see it is ripped up 0.80 in the first 5 minutes.

OCTOPVS's picture

shopping for important holiday items a day ahead of black friday....nice

bb5's picture

If the stock market crashes, it's game over for consumer spending and the economy. Do you think Bernanke will let that happen?

Is it possible that the Fed will "intervene" in a big way and keep filling the kool aid glasses and hopium syringes?

navy62802's picture

Apparently the rumor is already on the street that this is what's going to happen.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/uncle-sam-rescue-after-all-latest-rumor-se...

Carlyle Groupie's picture

There's no shame in his game, brother!

Boilermaker's picture

+20 handles....do I hear 30?  40?

OCTOPVS's picture

im willing to go against this all night...funny how i saw this and immediately pulled up Zerohedge.com and the article was already posted...maybe tyler is the one goosing the opens and closes...

Boilermaker's picture

I mean...20?!  20 fucking handles?  Seriously?

Carlyle Groupie's picture

Fade it hard! The talking heads at CNBC are going to come out with bad Christmas news tomorrow.

I'm not lying brah.

Carlyle Groupie's picture

I'll give you a sneak preview. It has to do with the North Pole and a certain 100 yr arm that BAC is about to foreclose on.

OCTOPVS's picture

I can fade it as hard as i want....if it goes to  ES 1155, CNBC will still be able to say that we are opening higher in the AM...Cramerica wants to see the heatmap all green tomorrow..... 

Oztralian's picture

just going to repost the same thought as many ways as possible, eh Purdouchebag?

Boilermaker's picture

No, it's 22 handles now.  It's the twist that counts.

LMAO's picture

Well, other than DX shitting itself what's the use of banging the 1171.50 mark on the SPX when you have the firepower to gap over that?

As to the DX in the crapper, one can only but think how many people are relying on Bennie Bux printing and bailing out Italy with or without the help of the IMF. It is certainly doing a world of good to weaken the Dollar.

Smithovsky's picture

Tyler,

Pardon my ignorance but how do you get the 'risk-implied fair value' number?  

Schmuck Raker's picture

"First, SPY Arb [20] (which is a
short-term intraday capital structure arbitrage model) - utilizing the
relationship between SPY (equities) and HYG, VXX, & TLT (credit, vol,
and rates)."

Source URL: http://www.zerohedge.com/print/440564

(Last page)

 

That might help. Also:

http://capitalcontext.com/intraday/

 

Loads of references scattered through-out archives, even just within last month or three.

Others may pipe up with more useful/direct/correct answer for you, I hope.

Smithovsky's picture

But most of the inputs aren't open yet so the number is useless at the moment, right?  Or am I missing something here?  

Carlyle Groupie's picture

Welcome to the hedge. Just have fun with it!

Schmuck Raker's picture

That was the best I could do.

Credit markets seem to be where Tyler lives and breaths...

PS- That CapContext link above is live NOW.