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Futures Turn Negative, EUR Back To Pre-Summit Levels Following Global Easefest

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In continuing the quantum physics scramble of the past 48 hours in the aftermath of the potential Higgs Boson discovery which confirms mass exists (and will soon be blamed for America's obesity epidemic) we ask if three of the world's largest central banks eased and futures turned red, did three of the world's largest central banks actually ease? Because if today is any indication, either all the EURUSD-ES algos are being furiously shut down right now to prevent risk from being dragged far lower, or we have reached peak central planner intervention. In other news, the entire EURUSD ramp since last week's summit is now gone, which incidentally is just what Germany always wanted.

EURUSD tumbles:

to retrace 100% of the EU Summit gains...

and S&P 500 futures are up a measly 1pt...

 

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Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:10 | 2588269 HelluvaEngineer
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I forget - did Goldman say I'm supposed to be long or short again?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:14 | 2588283 GetZeeGold
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It's every Muppet for themselves at this point.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:24 | 2588301 dexter bland
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Just hang on to your dollars my friend - if you have any. Sell your gold if you have any left. Try to avoid buying gas, it will be half the price next week.

Got USD?

 

 

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:47 | 2588371 GetZeeGold
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Nice try but you're completely bassackwards. Trade paper for gold as it's on sale.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:53 | 2588386 disabledvet
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Are you talking DEBT paper? Cuz that crap sure ain't on sale. At least not YET.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:42 | 2588358 stocktivity
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No problem...futures will turn positive soon. Everything is better than expected. It's all Bullshit! Rally on.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:11 | 2588271 muppet investor
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Hummmm...it's going to be  busy day for you Tyler!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:11 | 2588273 A Man without Q...
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central banks have turned the markets into somewhere only traders dare to tread.  The current market levels are in no way indicative of the underlying economy, but rather driven by policy.

When you leave it to the traders, they will buy the rumour and sell the fact, so the markets were seeing this as a top.

 

Is this what they wanted?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:11 | 2588274 KNiCKER
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Alcoholism kills... Eventually

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:15 | 2588284 GetZeeGold
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I'll drink to that.....yes....I'm aware what time it is.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:20 | 2588295 EL INDIO
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It depends where you are !

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:12 | 2588275 hugovanderbubble
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Begin loading Volatility

VIXY,

VXX

TVIX

 

-Welcome to Japanization II

 

LONG DXD

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:17 | 2588287 HelluvaEngineer
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Yeah, TVIX is going to 15 (after the reverse split)

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:13 | 2588278 distopiandreamboy
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SHHHH! the equities might hear you!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:13 | 2588279 Spurs
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Music to my ears and....pockets

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:13 | 2588281 The Duck Stops Here
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I would've thought we stayed green all day after that CB Trifecta

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:17 | 2588289 Rentenmark
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Don't worry, those down in the Fed's bunker will get this green by close.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:16 | 2588286 HellZero
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Central Banks protecting the world from deflation

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:17 | 2588288 MillionDollarBogus_
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When the EU head puppets figure out how to get their sovereign bond rates near zero, so the serious printing can start, then it will be clear sailing to infinity.....and beyond......

They set the rules so they can also break the rules, right..???

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:21 | 2588296 GetZeeGold
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They set the rules so they can also break the rules, right..???

 

We deem that to be correct sir.

 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:42 | 2588482 LawsofPhysics
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correct, infinite inflation is the banks best friend, deflation, not so much.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:18 | 2588292 101 years and c...
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ES still up about 40? time to give it ALL back. in a flash?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:19 | 2588294 EL INDIO
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“…Higgs Boson discovery which confirms mass exists (and will soon be blamed for America's obesity epidemic)…”

 

Man, you sure are funny.

 

LMAO.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:24 | 2588302 hugovanderbubble
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SPANISH BANCO POPULAR is in default

WHOLE SPANISH COMUNIDADES AUTONOMAS ARE IN DEFAULT

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:27 | 2588307 Peter K
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Merkel was on RTS a few minutes ago walking back all "new commitments" from last Friday mornings text messages ;)

New, commitments, what new commitments?

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:27 | 2588310 Christoph830
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The law of diminishing returns FOR THE WIN........YESSSS

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:31 | 2588322 aleph0
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FWIW:

 

160 professors call for protest on €
05/07/2012

In a public call, 160 German-speaking Economics Professors, condemned the decisions of the EU summit last week as false. Germany and the other 'financially solid' states are continually being forced to extend their liability risk.

http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/wirtschaft/10353-160-professoren-rufen-zu...

http://www.welt.de/wirtschaft/article107910014/Oekonomen-rebellieren-geg...

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:32 | 2588325 q99x2
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Dow 13,000 here we go. Again!

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:32 | 2588326 Dr. Engali
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"strong dollar" today. They are trying to hammer gold below 1600 again.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:54 | 2588388 EL INDIO
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You still don’t get it, do you ?

No massive money printing and everything goes down (and USD up).

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:31 | 2588447 Dr. Engali
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I think you're the one who doesn't get it. The dollar goes "up" against a bunch of other shit currencies. It's a race to the bottom.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:41 | 2588474 LawsofPhysics
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Correct, the plan has always been to kill all fiat in order to replace them with a single world currency.  Economics has never been about money anyway, power and control (of natural resources in particular) has always been what all this gaming is really about.  Who will be the better slaves and who gets to be the slave master.  Place your bets, the casino is open.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:54 | 2588525 EL INDIO
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I don’t know if you realise it but it’s gone up against gold too.

It’s been going up for a year now and in real terms not just compared to other currencies.

Check the facts rather than just regurgitating perma bulls crap.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:10 | 2588592 LawsofPhysics
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Lots of fiats have gone up against gold, what's your point?  Just because a fiat currency goes up against gold, it doesn't mean I would want to hold it.  PMs are manipulated by all central banks.

Let me know when a currency is freely exchangable FOR A FIXED amount of gold, then I will be interested in holding it.  FYI, I sold some euros last week for gold on the euro strength.  I may buy more euros on the weekness.  This is how the game is played as we all race to the bottom.

No one in their right mind should be holding any fiat for too long right now.  

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:29 | 2588698 EL INDIO
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My point is simple, PMs are in a bearish posture until there is massive money printing

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:37 | 2588756 LawsofPhysics
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How can they be bearish if their purchasing power has remained the same? 

Moreover, ZIRP is essentially money printing!!!!!!!  Now CBs are proposes and implementing NIRP!!!!

Unless you really believe that there is no cost associated with creating capital, especially when you create no real value.

In that case, I have a couple bridges for sale that you may be interested in.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:43 | 2589089 Bastiat009
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Facts are too confusing. People only want to hear what they think is right. 

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 08:33 | 2588330 asteroids
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The announcements seemed "sloppy". It's as if no one knew they were coming, or if they did they didn't care. If it's a "co-ordinated" move then there are a few other players missing. Very interesting.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:10 | 2588419 MFL8240
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2.5 years of lies, disception and outright rigging by the financial media and the banking liars.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 09:37 | 2588461 LawsofPhysics
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Coordinated action by all central banks.  What could possibly go wrong?  Please, share your thoughts;

1) They get the inflation they weren't looking for - hyperinfaltion.

2) They kill all fiats (in order to feed us all a new one)

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