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FX Trader Spends $323,483 At Liverpool Night Club

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In what could be the largest (known) bartab in history, an unknown gentleman spent £203,948.80 ($323,483 at the closing GBPUSD spot rate) at Liverpool nightclub PlayGround - a purchase which included a £125,000 bottle of the world's most expensive champagne, Nebuchadnezzar of Armand de Brignac Midas, as well as a whole lot of other drinks, including among them 42 instances of "Pussy" at a low price of £3.00 (the Dire Straits definitely had that part right). The man "was there with about ten friends on a private table but after the big bottle came in they were mobbed by gorgeous girls." As for the man's background: an FX trader believed to be "in his early twenties." Sure enough, this will hardly help bridging the already uncrossable chasm between the 99ers (of whom virtually all can live for this amount for at least one year) and the "balance." Naturally, every hedge fund will now scramble to find and hire said generous patron, who due to his age one can assume was not former SNB head, and comparable FX trading whiz-kid, Philipp Hildebrand.

From The Sun:

Clubbers watched in shock as the man, believed to be a foreign exchange currency trader in his twenties, ordered it.

 

Nightclub boss George Panayiotou ordered the DJ to play the iconic opening music to the film 2001: A Space Odyssey — Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra as it was ferried to the trader's table.

 

One clubber said: "The club went wild when he popped this huge bottle of champagne, and they were handing out glasses of champagne to everyone in the VIP room.

 

"There must have been about 60 of them at any time vying for his attention and he then ordered shots for every single woman in the club."

And that kids, is why going to college is overrated, and everyone should start frontrunning central banks at the earliest age possible.

Those curious what the club is like, here is a clip from the opening:

 


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Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Theta_Burn
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But did he get shagged?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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Yeah, but strip clubs are not included in the CPI.  

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Triggernometry
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He clearly has much more money than game.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:08 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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Odds are that he'll be broke sometime in the next few years and then will lie awake at night wishing he hadn't blown £200k in a shitty nightclub buying drinks for ugly tarts...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Like a lottery winner.  US$300,000 just isn't enough!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:26 | Link to Comment CharlieSDT
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Pussy at least was cheap!  

If I had that much cash, i would immediately fly to Bangkok and do my coke and hookers there and save 90%

Rule for life: Never believe what a stripper tells you. Ever. She is not on your side. Ever. Remember this. It is essential to be on your guard when at strip clubs, and generally speaking I do not recommend going to strip clubs at all. Remember, as Chris Rock says, there is no sex in the champagne room (unless you’re in Thailand, the Dominican Republic, etc)

http://www.singledudetravel.com/2011/07/avoiding-bar-scams/

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:38 | Link to Comment GoBadgers
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"Rule for life: Never believe what a stripper tells you."

In other news, researchers find shocking evidence that the Earth is round.

Next time, stop at the hookers and blow in Bangkok act. That was at least halfway funny.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:51 | Link to Comment redpill
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Young foreigner FX trader who goes bezerk with booze and nekkid women.

Sounds like a proper gulf state young moslem FX trader.  He probably was nostalgic for his harem back home.

He will never be broke.

Wait til he finds out about german FKK clubs.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment lotsoffun
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doesn't islam forbid sex outside of marriage?  i'm sure he is a very nice boy and would not do such.

except maybe with infidels?   :)

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Spirit Of Truth
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This trader will someday curse karma.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Hard1
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Pussy is cheap and champagne pricey in that joint.  Either way, if you get the quality of pussy shown in the video 42 times the tab was probably worth every penny.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 02:26 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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crap job fake tit pussy is for virgins.

 

dumbass is now $323,483 POORER

 

should have invested in a Obama fund raiser dinner and get a seat in a real club.

 

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Theta_Burn
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That bottle is way cool

I would have been on a mission to add that to my collection that night....

125000.00 thats sick

All those prices seem ridiculously inflated.... 1000 per liter of Grey Goose?

I see Gratuity has no amount visible, what would be the % in Liverpool?

Whata chump....

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:15 | Link to Comment fourchan
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a club of the usual dbags retards and gold digging whores.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:38 | Link to Comment trav7777
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yep...an 8 ball pretty much rents any one of them

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head (HQ Audio)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA (3:56)

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Dermasolarapate...
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...but she said she a premed student who needed money for tuition....and those sparkling, honest eyes told me she was an honest working gal.....working her way....thru school....

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 04:22 | Link to Comment know-zilch
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I second that!

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:55 | Link to Comment non_anon
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i neither have game nor bling, tonight Jim Beam is my friend.

yes, i do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:54 | Link to Comment brewing
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all alcohol, and no food.  clearly, he didn't want to ruin a good buzz...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:13 | Link to Comment SolidSnake961
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http://www.playgroundliverpool.com/ see videos

models and bottles

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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whores and boors

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment redpill
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I think I'd rather go to a Suicide Girls party

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Idiocracy
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Took a look at the Playground web site.  Skanky ho's a'plenty.  Snooki would fit right in.  Is a Liverpool spinoff of Jersey Shore in the works?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:21 | Link to Comment brewing
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the music playing made be back out as soon as i could...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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""Pussy" at a low price of £3.00"

Fucking outsourcing!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Lord Blankcheck
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no booze in a Pussy!just a beverage

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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I need his trading strategy...before he gets suicided..just sayin..

www.economicaldepression.blogspot.com

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Mercury
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Liverpool?

Well, in any case, score one mark for "trickle-down economics"...

BTW I think "Pussy" is the new Red Bull - obviously a product specifically designed for moneyed D-bags in nightclubs to yell out for in really witty/creative ways.

The guy who came up with that marketing concept can keep this receipt on his resume forever.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Tarheel
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Yea I miss Ron as well.  I dont care for all this contentious "99%" or "1%"  bullshit.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:47 | Link to Comment ChrisFromMorningside
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Look up "Sum Poosie." It is/was (don't know if it still exists, can't be bothered to look it up) an energy drink that was designed solely for that purpose -- giving douchebags a chuckle while they order it at the bar. There's also a place in LA called "Pink Taco" whose only claim to fame is the suggestive name. Marketers FTW!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:30 | Link to Comment YesWeKahn
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Did Bernanke do that when he was 23?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:42 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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Nah, the Schmuck was too busy studying the Great Depression. 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Pussy was only $3?

Interesting dynamic going on at that club.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:34 | Link to Comment ACP
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Ugh, sounds about as appetizing as a 35 cent taco.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment The Swedish Chef
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I ate quite a lot of those when I visited Mexico. They were very tasty..."muy, muy rico!" I can´t really promise that they were FDA approved but on the other hand NutraSweet is so that argument is pretty much out the window any way.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:23 | Link to Comment tmosley
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In Soviet London, 35 cent taco eats you!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Belarusian Bull
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I am pretty bearish on "Pussy"

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment marketblip
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I like the way he also ordered 42 pussys at £3 per pussy

He sounds like a classy guy.

www.marketblip.com

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:16 | Link to Comment youngman
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and that my friend is when the Beautiful girls showed up......hmmmmmm...coincidence...ya don´t say

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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Fiat money and its numerous consequences. 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:33 | Link to Comment vegas
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I swear honey, I was nowhere near Liverpool that night.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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What happens in Liverpool, STAYS in Liverpool...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment margaris
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a big pool of damaged livers?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:33 | Link to Comment taniquetil
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Hookers and blow generally cost a lot less.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:34 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Don't know if I'd trust $3.00 pussy.   Yeah, humanity is "winning" for sure.  

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Dave Thomas
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I don't know if I'd hump 3 dollar pussy with Paul Krugman's dick.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 02:32 | Link to Comment Demonoid
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He HAS a dick? Who knew?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:34 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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Nice "service" charge?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:38 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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They must have charged extra for the music when they delivered the expensive bottle of champagne...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Amish Hacker
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Actually, somebody picked up a 10% tip equal to $19,821 USD just for lugging that 30-liter Nebuchadnezzar over to the table.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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Sounds like this foreign currency trader was somewhat of a tightwad. Mark Cuban (owner of the Dallas Mavericks NBA franchise) reportedly left a 22% tip for his team's bar tab in their post-game celebration after winning the NBA Title last season:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/mark-cuban-will-pay-...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Now that's odd.  Cubans hardly ever tip.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:35 | Link to Comment duncangraper
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But, if we didn't give him the "Mega-Tab" Bonus, he was going to go work at BOA!

He told us so!

We have to keep out talent!  It's in line with the market!

Not just anyone can leverage free money for a 5% return! He's magic

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:35 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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Liverpool?

Liver-freaking-pool?

You should see them in London

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:04 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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My thoughts exactly.

Never a dull night at Whisky Mist!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Mutatto
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$3 Pussy?

 

Wash, rinse, repeat, wash it some more, add bleach, scrub with comet, rinse, zap with UV light, wash again, rinse, spray with Febreeze.....

give it to the guy sitting next to you.

UGH!

 

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:36 | Link to Comment stock trout
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I wonder if he trickled down to the waitstaff. A 15% tip would be $48,522.45.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:40 | Link to Comment duncangraper
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The 10% service charge is the tip.

Of course, a shitty 10% off gross to boot.

I guaruntee he sipped some ass-schmega delivered from a waiter, who in turn laughed his ass off in the kitchen

Thank heaven for small pleasures...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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As a member of the 1%; He left $1.33.  Do I detect more photoshop here?

There aren't that many Pounds in all of Liverpool combined; unless that's a weight ticket, and we're talking about the women in the club that night...

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:38 | Link to Comment Zola
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I found footage of the event !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jv9jONeVxw

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:40 | Link to Comment EmileLargo
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That girl is hot. 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:42 | Link to Comment The Swedish Chef
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That looked like any 50 Cent video but with crappier production and better music... Hey, it´s relative, I didn´t say I liked it.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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it's a Lebonese tradition 

i'm prepared to dress up like a tranny next time an Arab wants to pour away a few hundred grand ...ring my hands-free mobile in my new Ferrari and i'll let you know how i'm dealing with the degradation 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 08:29 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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Zola,

Now we know why Oil Prices have to be so high.  Talk about throwing Money around.  I would be like that little boy scooping it off the ground.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:45 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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don't hate the playa

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Get over it, it's a service economy.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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"A spade"

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Au Shucks
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Steven's 20% cut should be just enough to pay off his student loans for that liberal arts degree he received before becoming a night club server

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment alpharack
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Smart kid. He should get pussy free of charge.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Don't worry, there is a pussyhedge in there somewhere...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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you want pussy for under £3 a shot?

..grab a spade and try the graveyard

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:50 | Link to Comment BLOTTO
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10oz Gold bar for a tip...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:51 | Link to Comment non_anon
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hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment eddiebe
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Ok. that's an amusing story, but how do you 'front-run' a central bank, pray tell??

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:55 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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You become a client of Larry Meyer

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Rat King
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He must have been following your reverse Stolper trade recos.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment eddiebe
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Thanks, but unfortunately 75 grand for that service is beyond my scope and I'm too lazy to run for congress.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Common_Cents22
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Bernanke Bucks! 

Like Chevy chase in Fletch, hey, tip yourself each $20k, put it on the Bernanke Tab.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:55 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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just a tid-bit off subject regarding grandiose extravaganza's --- Richard Milhouse Nixon as president would invite guest,... usually wealthy business men and other well connected political contributors to his fund raising yacht parties, offering up very expensive wines and champagne's. thus flaunting the never ending flow of such exquisite generosity. while all the time the guest were drinking to their delight and getting buzzed, he would recycle the original bottles thought to be just opened, to be filled with cheap inexpensive wine and champagne. all the while Nixon laughed his ass off with the yacht's first mate and dining crew at the fool's gorging themselves on Napa Valley's Best . true story  

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment Raging Debate
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Good story, thank you Earle.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 17:56 | Link to Comment Iwanttoknow
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Adam smith is turning in his grave.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Belarusian Bull
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I can only imagine the speed Mises and Rothbard are spinning in their graves with.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment trilliontroll
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Adam Smith ,The Wealth of Nations

Book I: On the Causes of Improvement in the Productive Powers. On Labour, and on the Order According to Which its' Produce is Naturally Distributed Among the Different Ranks of the People.

On the Profits of Stock

" ...

In a country too, where, though the rich or the owners of large capitals enjoy a good deal of security, the poor or the owners of small capitals enjoy scarce any, but are liable, under the pretence of justice, to be pillaged and plundered at any time by the inferior mandarins, the quantity of stock employed in all the different branches of business transacted within it can never be equal to what the nature and extent of that business might admit. In every different branch, the oppression of the poor must establish the monopoly of the rich, who, by engrossing the whole trade to themselves, will be able to make very large profits. ..."

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment walküre
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There's hefty VAT on that bill

The UK's dept/GDP ratio is now only 899.9%.

He singlehandedly shaved 0.1% off the UK's debt

Ata boy!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:25 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1  LOL

Stimulus!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:06 | Link to Comment mr1963
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The actual bill was only GBP 154,000 odd, the gubbermint got their 20 points via VAT (GBP 30,000 odd) which boosted it to 185k. Consumer economy and all, right?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Dr. Hannibal Lecter
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pussy is only 3.00?  no wonder he orderd 42 of em.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Even if i had a billion i wouldn't order a bottle like that. That's just idiotic and just says " look at me". Who needs that?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:13 | Link to Comment streetcrawler
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You can buy a hell of of a lot of Andre for that kind of scratch.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:36 | Link to Comment vato poco
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Perhaps you failed to notice the line that said, "...after the big bottle came in they were mobbed by gorgeous girls".  And if ya can't be Waybe Rooney or Jeter or Lebron, well....

Apropos of nothing, I wonder if all the outraged feminists backing the slutty law student who "can't afford to fuck so I want the Govt to pay for it" will have any comment on this.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:28 | Link to Comment New World Chaos
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One of many reasons why the world is so fucked up is that women get wet for these assholes.  Money, power, superficial charm, and the attitude of the entitled alpha male.  This is like the peacock's tail:  A trait that is detrimental to the species yet becomes ever more decadent and draining.  Chasing the peacock's tail becomes a Darwinian imperative simply because all other females are chasing that tail, but this is a doomed strategy.  The peacock will eventually become extinct because of its tail.  If a species is to achieve great things, sexual selection must align with the traits that allow it to exploit its niche.  For example, the falcon's record feats of speed and acrobatics are due to its courtship ritual, which in turn enhances its predatory niche of attacking other birds in mid-air.

Imagine a world where women chased alturism and intelligence.  These traits would increase and ultimately bring disaster for the elites.  This is one reason for the constant stream of consumerism, keeping up with the Joneses, celebrity worship, stupidity worship, etc.  The elites define status, get everyone chasing it, and decide who gets the fake paper to fulfill their fake dreams.  I think women are more easily manipulated by status, fads, consumerism and TV, the elites know this, and they use it to selectively breed out the men who they have marginalized through economics.  And pussy, even the ever-receding mirage of potential pussy, can be a great conformity enforcer.  It is one of the reasons I have a house and a mortgage.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:45 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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"Imagine a world where women chased alturism and intelligence"....isn't that what John Lennon sang about?

Not...

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment FlyoverCountryS...
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As a formerly entitled Alpha Male, I resent that remark.

Or rather, I would, if I hadn't gotten married.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment lotsoffun
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you are beyond hope.  sorry.

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Cabreado
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Said in good fun...

May you recognize the irony of a world drowning in its shallowness.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 23:51 | Link to Comment trav7777
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well, blame men for that.  It is we who provided a safe environment where women can put on a pants suit and go sit in an office and pretend to work and they get a real paycheck for it.

So women no longer need a decent man.  They can use men as sex objects and the ones that are the highest desire sex objects are those who are alphas who treat women like shit.  The caveman, high test guys.  The worse you treat hoez the more they like you.

You add in the divorce law situation and the lack of stigma...why should a woman not go for the high status guy?  it's zero risk.  Now, a little age and wisdom shows that this tendency just gets them dipped and flipped and served like flapjacks by guys like me, but wtf eh?  The system makes you HAVE to be a douchebag or else you just get stepped on.

I feel bad for the low test beta dudes without big dicks and fat stacks and who ain't been had $100s...you can either have an average girl at best or get sloppy 30ths from some girl who's gotten past prime enough that alphas won't give her the time of day any longer and all of the bitterness and jadedness that comes with that

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 00:56 | Link to Comment New World Chaos
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Truth with the abusive alpha chimp thing.  We are our own worst enemies, both men and women, and Darwin probably deserves as much blame as the elites.  And it cuts both ways.  Guys need to stop falling for girls with tit sizes higher than their IQs.  The end of the story is that so many people end up disappointed in this fucked up game and we don't even have the self-awareness to figure out why.  I'll probably end up waiting for silver to blow up and then, knowing that American women are the most shallow and money-grubbing in the entire world, I will get a mail-order bride from Thailand who will turn out to be a scammer or a tranny crack whore or something.  That will be my punishment for being disgusted with the game.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 01:01 | Link to Comment Miffed Microbio...
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Wow, that is one of the saddest comments I've read on this site. Truly I hope you are being sarcastic. There are people of quality to be found, perhaps you are looking in the wrong places? I guess I should thank you for reminding me how fortunate I am to be in such a passionate, mutally respectful relationship. Oh yeah, just FYI, I have 2 friends that got philappino mail order brides that got screwed royally... just not in the way they wanted.

Beauty x Brains= Constant

Miffed:-)

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:07 | Link to Comment downtownshuter
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Fitting that the bottle is named after Nebuchadnezzar. Wonder if this trader has ever heard the story about his son...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:11 | Link to Comment AcidRastaHead
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pffttt big deal, I play that music every time I open a beer and a flock of ladies also begin to hover around me.  Yeah, they're scraggy old bar flies but if you rub your eyes hard and then look real quick, it's not much different.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:13 | Link to Comment VelvetHog
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They might not be much to look at, but the "skill" level is way higher.  Them high-milers can go.  Good on ya, mate!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Raging Debate
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Acid Rasta - That was funny but don't you be ditchin on the cougars!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment chump666
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The Sun is getting desperate with BS stories.

FX trader in Liverpool! LOL

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Barometer
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Why did a shitty night club in Liverpool have a £125k bottle of champagne anyway?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:20 | Link to Comment Karl von Bahnhof
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Money in a good hands

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:36 | Link to Comment smiler03
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The bottle retails at £44,990 inluding VAT.

Markup Bitchez!

http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Armand_de_Brignac_Brut_Gold_NV_30ltr.html

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment chump666
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haha

I know. At least fly eveyone out to Dubai for a few days.  Liverpool!!! 

Europe/UK media has lost the plot. 

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:32 | Link to Comment TooRichtoCare
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Liverpool?

They don't even sell that champagne in the top clubs or restaurants in London!  What the fuck is Liverpool? Some northern oik city where everyone has a stupid accent like frikkin Ringo Starr? If you were such a hot shot, why would you even be there, of all places?  Doesn't make sense.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:39 | Link to Comment smiler03
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Well I suppose the seriously well paid footballers need somewhere local to go to, they get laughed at if they go to Manchester ;O)

Fri, 03/09/2012 - 12:46 | Link to Comment Death and Gravity
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It's a publicity stunt for the trader and the club both. Many kinds of yelling "here i am, buy me".

Oh, and so he could get shagged a lot.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:36 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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OK FiSHeS:

 

  • Dow hits the magic 13,000
  • NASDAQ  hits magic 3,000
  • S&P hits 2 year high
  • largest (known) bar tab in history?

Is the top in or will Ben print us into prosperity and rainbow shitting unicorns?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment chump666
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Top is in and sell is on.  Nasdaq bubble popping, Oil crunch dropping (divergence from equities is frightening).  ECB has f*cked up EZ bond prices and added confusion to the CDS market.

and China...

Print jobs might not be able to do much now but add to volatility.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:32 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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What we really need now is a high profile perp walk to announce "Run you f@ckers!"

Nothing like handcuffs, slick lawyers, and camera flashes to start the sprint to the exits.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:24 | Link to Comment ChrisFromMorningside
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We still have a ways to go. When you see Dow 20,000 and $2 million bartabs, you'll know the storm is close.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Widowmaker
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Those that spend it like they stole it, did.

This faggot will be a headline again, most likely without his head.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment pleseus
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i got to get in the nightclub business

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment max2205
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Sell signal

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 18:46 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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cocaine is a helluva drug

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:01 | Link to Comment mliu_01
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He is not a FX trader. He shorted AAPL the day before.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:06 | Link to Comment justsayin2u
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Must have been a nice looking boyfriend

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:09 | Link to Comment VelvetHog
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At my average income since "The Great Recession" (puh-leeese!) I could make it for 25 years on that bar tab alone.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:11 | Link to Comment rupeshpatel
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story is tabloid BS, no institutional trading in Liverpool, might have been a footballer though?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment jag
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Exactly how did the guy pay?

Cash?

Credit card? Only Amex would likely let something go through at that level.....even then.......

Lets see, I'm young, just blown away my career on some stupid trade/mistake/overleverage whatever and (somehow) I have a tab or some other means to be billed for some ridiculous amount at a silly bar that I'll never be able to repay. I'm toast, so what the hell? 

There's a fraud in here somewhere I wager.....

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:22 | Link to Comment youngman
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Funny thing is..he is probably gay...lol

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment toxic8
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London is to New York City

as Liverpool is to ...?

 

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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Pittsburgh?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:56 | Link to Comment toxic8
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$3 crackhoes and $125,000 bottles in the middle of nowhere ... Ballin on a Budget!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:35 | Link to Comment hairball48
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Cleveland :)

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Detroit?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment fuu
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No one gets out alive.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment bobola
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Does he make mortgage payments, or does he squatt..??

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Well if he was a non UK resident, then he would get the $30k VAT back at the airport....and what the feck is that 10% service charge..??

$19k for serving a couple of bottles of booze..?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment hyper-critical
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LOL and he'd have to declare it to Treasury as it's more than 10k...which would probably get him sent to Gitmo where he'd be tortured until he admitted to insider trading or gave up his strategy...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Teutonic Pied Piper
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Models and Bottles Bitchez

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:53 | Link to Comment mccoyspace
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Ah, the 'northern look'.... Walking around that crappy downtown with the Scouse girls staggering by wearing absolutely next to nothing in below zero weather holding each other's hair back while they puke in the gutter ('sidewalk pizzas' they call them). Another 6pm in Liverpool.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment hairball48
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The comments here are funnier than the article. I haven't had this much reading  in years!

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:43 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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...LMAO, ''Nebuchadnezzar''. ...well the writing is on the Great Wal Mart of China ...ain't it now. 

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Daniel%204:30-33&version=KJV  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr_ZDt-rS9c&feature=relmfu

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:55 | Link to Comment mogul rider
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Bring on the great cull

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:56 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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When your "nightclub" is in a Liverpool Hilton fake publicity stunts are understandable.  Believing them is not.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment chump666
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hahaha grey goose Vodka?  Any club that doesn't have Polish Belevdre is no good in my books.

FX traders running 300K plays is so 1980's.  Half, no 90% of the market is HFT gaming. 

Anyways the UK/North is a deadzone.  Looking forward to the 2012 riots redux, in fact the whole of the EZ.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 23:52 | Link to Comment trav7777
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drink Tito's, it's american...and it's pretty good actually.  If you can't get balinoff

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:57 | Link to Comment mogul rider
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Talk about trolling for tire biters.

I think you'd catch something in there

 

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:00 | Link to Comment mogul rider
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Those tire biters all look like Snake Pliskin in a dress?

Freaky man freaky

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:38 | Link to Comment lotsoffun
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oh.  i forgot.  islam forbids drinking booze.  but i'm sure he's a very nice boy.  so i'm sure he wasn't drinking.

 

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Tom Green Swedish
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WHy would someone pay 350,000 dollars to get drunk? This man has to be a mental midget.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Papasmurf
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Go long pussy.  $3 has to be a market bottom.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Hulk
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He could have had 200 Oz of Au, one day he will regret this...

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 22:45 | Link to Comment steve from virginia
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More to this than meets the eye: a payoff of a bet, gambling debt, or money-laundering.

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