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Today, the G8 came, saw, and wrote down a bunch of meaningless promises on paper as it does every several months (spoiler alert: more printing). They also posed for photos, such as this one. We leave it up to readers to provide the context.

 


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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment navy62802
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I Dudditz!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:48 | Link to Comment ihedgemyhedges
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CAPTION CONTEST:

 "MONEY SHOT!!"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Badabing
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SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:58 | Link to Comment Earl of Chiswick
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                                                                          B O

 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:00 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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Looks like they are watching a real-time feed of FB quotes.

"Come on Morgan! Don't let it break $38!!!" ~Obama

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:48 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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"Come on QE3, go Bernanke go, print more FRNs you SOB......"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Short Memories
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"Upon flipping the coin, it was decided to try and keep Greece in the EU - reactions were mixed"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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angela looks great tho, doesn't she?

the liposuction has left her much less jowly

i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:15 | Link to Comment zhandax
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OK, slewie's been possessed....anyone know a non-catholic gold toting exorcist?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 04:31 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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David Cameron "West Ham, WEST HAM!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:32 | Link to Comment smlbizman
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...there fucking ping pong balls!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:41 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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Run damn you! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes..

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 02:29 | Link to Comment barliman
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Heh

"Seven Bitchez & Their Queen"

watching Timmay Geithner getting fisted during the last G8 Finance Ministers meeting.

Heh

barliman

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:43 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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They were watching the Kings go 3-0 on Phoenix !!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:44 | Link to Comment PFO
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His Grace, Arch-Bishop Emmanuel Milingo*

*Actually retired and still very RC.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment koperniuk666
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Slewie;

It's Primark. €1.99

It's where Obama gets his suits.

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:50 | Link to Comment jez
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i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too

 

"Zese are ze people's fabrics. You vill notice how I am retaining ze essential element of feminine mystique."

 

Something about the look in her eyes and the set of her mouth tells me that she is waiting patiently for the approach of the final victory of Communism. Over the horizon, any moment now.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:42 | Link to Comment Real Money Wins
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"DEATH OF THE EUROZONE....HIP HIP HURRAH!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:05 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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  Forward, Zombies!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:20 | Link to Comment mcguire
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CAPTION: "OPEN WIDE IF YOU WANT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:14 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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[Television commentator]:

 

"And with an explosive finish, it's I'll Have Another [QE] by a mile to complete the triple crown!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:25 | Link to Comment Whatta
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Oh watch...right here is the part where I killed Osama!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:46 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Look at their respective Body Language.... speaks volumes to me...

Each one is different. Fascinating.

ori

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:12 | Link to Comment Nussi34
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They are watching the Euro getting slaughtered!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Kayman
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Bernanke wins by a nose.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:41 | Link to Comment old naughty
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G-eight Bow-la-ram-a !

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:02 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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They are watching another great performance by Nigel Farage

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment lotusblue
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Well Done Chelsea!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:33 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Oh my goodness how's that gonna fit in there!?!?  Hey, where's Strauss-Kahn he'll know."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:36 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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Wait, what's Blakfein doing to that muppet?   Oooohh!?!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:56 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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"Destroying the world is so fucking fun."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:36 | Link to Comment keating
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exactly  Chelsea penalty shot beats Bayern...

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment narapoiddyslexia
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Coulda' been Robbin missing the PK, douche that he is.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Freddie
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F Chelski. OWned by an oligarch gangster who laundered what he looted in Russia through London.  Another of the Roth klan of gangsters.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:14 | Link to Comment Bendromeda Strain
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Not as bad as watching that horse win the second leg of the TC for the owner who gave us "lost another loan to Ditech..."

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Arvo Particleboard
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David Cameron Cheers as Bayern Munich Score the First Goal of the Match.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:20 | Link to Comment Cadavre
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Zeich Heil - followed by a rousting chant in unison: All praise the supreme lord of the under-verse. (ain't that what food prey whimper just `fore the big pointy fang rip blood clot artery from man meat)?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:17 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Knight jump queeen!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:05 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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'I'll have another'

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:01 | Link to Comment ghostzapper
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Yup, looks like they were watching the Preakness.  I cashed on that boy three straight times now.  Merkel should have laid a trillion Euros on his nose.  he still would have won but she would have knocked the tote board into the stratosphere and crushed the odds to 1/1,000,000,000,000.  maybe a local bookie would have let her lock in the 3/1?

 

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:05 | Link to Comment ghostzapper
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On second thought, the ECB accepts used condoms from Amsterdam brothels as collateral so Angela probably could have gotten Draghi to let her lay down a few trillion and fix the odds at 3/1.  if she loses eeehhh who cares.  if she wins eeeehhh the ECB wouldn't care.  what's a few trillion amongst friends when you have a printing press.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:31 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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OWNED!!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment navy62802
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In all seriousness, though, are they watching the Preakness in that pic?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Manthong
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Thoses are not NASCAR engines, those are blown top fuel funny car or tractor pull engines.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Yes, they are fuelies..

I should have said NHRA, but likely not an acronym most know of.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:51 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"What a riot!    Those Greeks are somethin' else ain't they?"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:33 | Link to Comment Michael
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from right to left, top row.

Kill Free Markets, Kill America, Kill Freedom, Kill the USA, Fuck yeah!

New World Order, Hoot, Hoot, Hoot!

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 15:16 | Link to Comment piliage
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Can't you just feel the love for Chelsea and the UK? It looks like Barroso is about to pull a gun.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:50 | Link to Comment Oracle of Kypseli
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SORRY WE WIN

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Close! it's Hillary getting screwed by a horse and the horse is winnniiiyyyng because Hillary is not tight enough.  Unfortunately for the horse, unlike a man, he cannot tie a 2 by 6 to his back for such occasions.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:59 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Angie!    I didn't know ya had it in ya!"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:22 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Yup!

"Come on, come on,I'll have another" Yes!!!!! Hey Obama, you DID make it to post on time with our bailout money, right?

Couple of the others there bet on the wrong horse.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:03 | Link to Comment Agent P
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It's either a horse race or a donkey show.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 03:16 | Link to Comment gojam
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Hi Navy,

The real answer is that they are watching the European Champions League final which was last night. It was Bayern Munich v Chelsea and chelsea won on a penalty shoot out.

Hence, David Cameron is celebrating and Angela Merkel is dour.

As is the US's wont in contests between Great Britain and Germany, I understand that Obama remained neutral until after the first third of the game before coming down decisively on Great Britain's side. ;-)

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:16 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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i like the averaging of the two samples of much less than half (ww2) and more than half (ww1) to come up with the third.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:45 | Link to Comment gojam
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Well, I'd like to think that I'm always generous in the generalities I make. ;-)

PS, watch the Ubercons downgrade that comment now that you've explained it to them.

(PS, I hate spamming but I've made a very personal entry on my blog today - http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2012/05/20/the-liverpool-care-pathway-the-dirty-secret-of-the-nhs/ - I hope that if you read it, you'll understand why I've made an exception to my general rule)

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 03:18 | Link to Comment trebuchet
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football chelsea beating bayern munich

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:56 | Link to Comment AbelCatalyst
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Let me see if I got this right. The entire world is about to get flushed and the leaders of this planet are watching some fucking sporting event?? Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent? How could they have even one spare minute to watch games, when they need to be, I don't know, LEADERS??!!!

Seriously, what is wrong with people today?? Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!

We're all screwed...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Convolved Man
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We can always dredge up quotes from the past which eloquently warn of unbridled excesses.  But these admonishments never seem well received in their own time, since the future always arrives with the same conviction.

"It's All Good!"

 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:27 | Link to Comment EverythingEviL
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It's obvious they were watching Kobe Bryant go 18-18 from the free throw line baby!!!! Go Lakeshow! LOL

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Tsunami Wave
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Really, it looks like all those douchebags showed up just because they want more of our money. That's all these sociaist & banking parasites want.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:11 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"My maaaaaaaaaaaaaan Silvioooooooooo!   He still knows how to bunga bunga!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:53 | Link to Comment derek_vineyard
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they are watching the 'rainbow' olympics

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment dhussey
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Your lack of faith is what is disturbing...

 

... your only as screwed as you believe you will be...

 

... my advice, take the blue pill, the new world order won...

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:49 | Link to Comment theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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I second that, plus you'll get a boner

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:14 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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It's all about confidence. They're saying, "Hey, look at us, we're laughing and smiling, all is okay with the world." Meanwhile, when they turn the cameras off, they're all trying to act like the stink in the room is coming from the other guy who shit in his pants.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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They are laughing an smiling because they know what's next. And it's not good for us. Like George Carlin said:" it's a big fucking club and we ain't in it. "

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:16 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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No No Know!!,

You mortal little fuck you.

The game is NOT over yet.

Now shut the ^^^^ up and get prepared.

Hee- hee-

Haa- haa.

Me make funny joke.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:28 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Lighten up, man.  They can't be serious all the phuckin' time or they'll start WWIII before half-time.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:34 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?

Well, they ARE the people they represent.............see, no worries...........

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:21 | Link to Comment OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Obama has figured out this is the thing where they run around and kick the round black and white thingy into the place with the fishing nets hung up on a post

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 11:55 | Link to Comment adr
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Remember Obama is Kenyan, raised in Indonesia. He knows soccer.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 05:39 | Link to Comment Rick Blaine
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Yeah...we're pretty screwed...it's just a matter of timing.

Everyday, I wake up and try to be somewhat optimistic about they way this is all going to turn out...and I every night I go to sleep feeling that my attempt at optimism was a waste of energy.

Don't get me wrong - the world is not going to end or anything...but to me anyway, it is quite obvious that "we" aren't going to REALLY address our problems (e.g., overspending) until we really, really, really have to. And that's only going to happen when, not if, something pretty bad happens...and I'm still not sure what that thing is going to be (bond market explodes?) nor do I have any clue when it's coming...but I'm pretty sure it's coming within this decade.

Things literally HAVE TO get a lot worse before they get better...and I think the sooner, the better...but that's just me.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:21 | Link to Comment pvzh
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"Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!"

The reason they "take a picture and send it around the world" because they cannot say what was actually discussed on G-8 meetings: <insert you favourite conspirological theory here>

I wish they did get together to watch some TV and have a great time on taxpayer dime, but alas it was unlikely limited to that.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:37 | Link to Comment HardlyZero
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FFFF        UUU     UUU   CCC         KKK kkk

FF            UUU    UUU     CCC         KKK KKK

FF           UUUUUUUU     CCCCCC   KKK    KKKK  !!!!!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:01 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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Hey? Why does this pic appear to be of a bunch of retards standing around for a pic?

I thunked they was leaders?

?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:17 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:07 | Link to Comment ISEEIT
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Pretty sure it was Breitbart hitting the curb.

 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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Caption, " While scrolling through Zero Hedge they stumbled upon an Evil Jew Illuminati quote".

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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Which will be followed by the gay kenyan quote

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:19 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Occupy Bilderberg!

 

(Please...release our souls) 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:48 | Link to Comment margaris
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Yeeees!

We are invited to this years bilderberg conference!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Barometer
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It's called "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment gatorengineer
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Soros is very limber for an old guy..................

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment guinea
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Facefuck held $38.00!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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A very expensive stick save by Morgan Stanley.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:37 | Link to Comment duncecap rack
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Goal stimulus!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment CPL
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

 

<incomprehensible horn sound droning in background>

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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Please don't bring up "drones"!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:08 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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on the contrary, please do.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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Better for us to bring them down.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment death_to_fed_tyranny
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FUCK ALL GOVERNMENT! FUCK YOU BEN BERNANKE! FUCK YOU JON CORZINE! FUCK YOU JAMIE DIMON! AND FUCK YOU TOO,ERIC HOLDER! OH! ANND FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG YOU PIECE O SHITE!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment dhussey
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Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be... 

 

Jealousy is a bitch

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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If your definition of success is getting paid a lot of money to steer the world economies into a ditch then you would be right.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:18 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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Working hard to achieve something is so old style. These days you act stupidly overconfident, screw things up in a really big way, then get away with it and get rewarded. That is success we believe in. http://bit.ly/IbRxjy

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:10 | Link to Comment CPL
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If it seems like the world shifted from 1st to to 4th, and something slipped out of gear, it did.  You can hear something sheering through the engine and all the power drops out.  The inevidable clunk clunk clunk and the sound of something tinny hitting the ground.  You pull over to the side.

 

Exiting the vechile you glance north and south and it looks like a scene from the Walking Dead.

 

Up a ways a Gentleman is letting off verbal steam.  You can Hear in the distance.

"FUCK ALL GOVERNMENT! FUCK YOU BEN BERNANKE! FUCK YOU JON CORZINE! FUCK YOU JAMIE DIMON! AND FUCK YOU TOO,ERIC HOLDER! OH! ANND FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG YOU PIECE O SHITE!"

 

You reply under your breath. "Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be... Jealousy is a bitch"


After five minutes it dawns on you that you are now waiting with the 100's of millions of people stranded int he developed western world, meanwhile more and more people are pulling in and waiting for roadside assistance that will never be come.

 

How's that with some fictional framing.  Better?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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And who are you? Their bitch?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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Damn, he really DID rape that hotel maid!

 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:02 | Link to Comment sullymandias
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That's definitely the best caption I've read so far.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:39 | Link to Comment walcott
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you're fired!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Blagio
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I'll Have Another Bailout!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment sunnydays
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THAT IS PERFECT!  Goes for two things! 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:41 | Link to Comment AbelCatalyst
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The Roman Empire of the present day - watching gladiators @ Camp David while the world circles the drain!! A perfect final chapter!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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England scores!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It was likely a futbol match.  I saw Germany was playing the Netherlands today.  No one, I repeat, no one, was at the match.  Maybe Europe has woken up?  Or maybe they are just to broke to attend the games.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 05:20 | Link to Comment jgauthier33
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Yes, I believe it was the Chelsea (UK) versus Bayern Munich (Germany) match. Chelsea came back and tied it with little time remaining. After no goals in overtime, Chelsea also won the ensuing penalty shoot-out; hence, the contrast in reactions between Cameron and Merkel (I guess Obama was rooting for UK, haha).

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Dens
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that was a kids match (u-17) somewhere in eastern germany. No one ever goes there. Trust me, a real deutschland-nederland match will always be packed ;)

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:28 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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that would be Chelski, West London plastics.  The geographical area surrounding London is where the real England is and you can still find some places outside of the syphilitic hell hole that is London where the people have souls.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment financial apoca...
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obviously thats them celebrating drogba's penalty

that german bitch looks like she's having a stroke

Blue is the colour! 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment Alexandros
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The end of the world is near ...The ten plagues of Pharaoh “have been brought upon” the USA.

http://eamb-ydrohoos.blogspot.com/2010/02/ten-plagues-of-pharaoh.html

.

It is the absolute tragedy for the USA. The former illegal immigrants had become the masters of their land; the ultimate masters.

Authored by PANAGIOTIS TRAIANOU

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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Thousands march in Frankfurt against austerity measures

"We're protesting against the Europe-wide policy of impoverishment by the troika," said a spokeswoman for the 'Blockupy' anti-capitalist movement, who put the number of protesters at 25,000. Police said there were 20,000.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/19/us-germany-protests-idUSBRE84I...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:43 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Merkel to Obama: "Get your hand out of my pants, I'm NOT a man"...

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:11 | Link to Comment The Navigator
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Obama to Merkel "Get your hands out of my pants, I'M Not a man" - see the most recent Newsweek cover titled "Obama 1st Gay President" - what a fucking joke (him and his cum-swapping-media that drool over this phony dick)

AbelCatalyst asked above, "Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?" NOOOOOOOOOO - because they don't give a shit about the animals in the TAX FARM OF THE USSA - they got theirs and fuck the peons and peasants. And if the sheeple start to complain, break out the 450 Million rounds of .40 caliber ammo, launch the drones, break out the ballistic shields.

The time is coming soon, and they know it.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:34 | Link to Comment MFL8240
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Brilliant!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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They are reporting another...you guessed it...STIMULUS! GOLD and SILVER will go to TRILLIONS..

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/obama-hollande-help-tilt-g8s-b...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment grunk
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A private screening of "The Hunger Games."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Dirtt
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Yes!!!!!!   Got confirmation. I sold Facebook at $42.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:19 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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What did you pay for it?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:32 | Link to Comment EverythingEviL
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I believe that was his fake caption

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:39 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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I think you're right. My bad. Little sluggish, been out in the sun all day enjoying the weather because I knew these guys had my back.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | Link to Comment DavidPierre
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HOT DAMN ...

Israel just NUKED IRAN !!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:52 | Link to Comment General Debility
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My fave!! David Pierre...If i was the judge...you'd win:)

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Horizon3
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Missed opportunity to test a tactical nuke

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:47 | Link to Comment xela2200
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GOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:10 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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  GHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Confirmed Euro zone crash after Merkel said to go fuck off.. The chaps in suits are the only sad ones in the crowd. Amerika wins again..

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment luckylogger
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Whoa, Mercal really looked like that 20 years ago !!!! Whoa !!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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WE DID IT!  WE FUCKING DID IT!!  WE PUT OUR STATES IN SO MUCH DEBT THAT ANY MEANINGFUL GROWTH GETS OVERSHADOWED BY THE BURDENS OF OUR TREASURY ISSUENCE!  WE FUCKING DID IT!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:09 | Link to Comment dhussey
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Money = Debt

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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You finally wake up...

Doc's goin' to town...

Round his back, thru the hoop & you scream... TOUCHDOWN! (You be Illin')

~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOU76JjxOc

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You wake up at O'Hare.  You wake up at SeaTac.  Pacific, Mountain, Central.  Lose an hour, gain an hour.  This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 

You wake up at Air Harbor International.

If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

You wake up at Logan.

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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At its summit in Chicago this weekend, Nato is set to announce its new ballistic missile defence system has reached what it calls "interim operational capability"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18093664

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Hulk
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They are all reacting to nude picks of Barrosso fucking his wife, that accidently showed up in a slide slow presentation of austerity measures imposed on Spain and their effect on the average citizen...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:16 | Link to Comment tony wilson
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yet another perfect digical Decisive Moment.

perfect capture.

video feed real time of seal team 6 mk 2 double tapping bin ladin again and again into infinity.

my fellow medicated mind numbed controlled americans we got him.

again.

as is musselamic custom we dumped the bogeyman in the sea again.until october time.

"Yippee-ki-yay, ya cia motherfucker"

 

fun and games over back to project syria and iran false flag options.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:31 | Link to Comment guinea
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English language crossed the 1 billion googol words mark!!!

Suck it French, German!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment digalert
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Why wasn't Zuckerburg there damnit?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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TOO FUCKING EASY. They are singing Queen's " We Are The Champions Of The World "

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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They were watching a clip of the latest DSK score. He tapped a 14 year old in the south of France

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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Breaking News:  G8 flees into Maryland woods. 

Unusual helicopter activity in the peaceful Catoctin Mountains aroused the curiosity of local and state law enforcement, who raided a meeting of what turned out to be the world's most notorious crime syndicate - G8 (Gang of 8).  Sheriff Deputy G Pyle said, "Gawd awful buzzing like a millions mosquitoes in my ear woke me and wouldn't let me sleep. Then Aunt Bee phoned and said "What in tarnation is a-going on?". Darn if I know Aunt Bee. I don't think it is Domino's pizza delivery. Only cocaine traffickers, marijuana field crop sprayers, and currency debasers would be flying helicopters at night." 

Deputy Pyle alerted the local volunteer fire department and Sheriff's Auxiliary Posse. Using hound dogs the Sheriff's Posse quickly located secluded mountain cabins reeking with foreign scents of garlic, foie gras and stinky runny cheese.  But the barking hounds alerted the Gang of 8 who fled into the woods. Veteran Highway Patrol Chief Broderick Crawford took over the crime scene, saying it reminded him of the raid on the Apalachin meeting of mob bosses on November 14, 1957.

Based on cell phones dropped and recovered at the crime scene, Chief Crawford issued an APB bulletin saying the G8 is likely headed to Chicago. Crime boss Rahm the Ram owns Chicago and can provide official protection and luxury accommodations for the notorious G8 gang of international money launderers, counterfeiters, loan sharks, Ponzi princes, short changers, three-card Monte operators, turnstile jumpers, and pension robbers.


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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LOL nice.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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We just scored on the eBay bid for [NO_LIMIT_NIGGA’s] hoody. Andrew Sorkin is going wear it on Monday to boost another Facebook stock pump. Greece is counting on you Baby!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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And really what the fuck is that piece of shit Barosso doing there? He not a fucking elected anything

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Jamie Dimon promises he'll keep us safe on his private island after the shit hits the fan!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Earl of Chiswick
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the frog and the kraut are not amused

 

Obama and #10  must be looking at Banzai's http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-20-15/boogie-time-berlin

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Poetic injustice
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That guy is probably saying "I am new new here, and I really liked this hookers party".

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:58 | Link to Comment Number 156
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LOOK! A TELEVISION CAMERA!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Praetor
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Donald Trump: "Angela, you had a great team in Europe, but you just couldnt get them to work as a team and you lost billions. Thats why I'm firing you. YOUR FIRED"

 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Everyone here who is not a natural born U. S. citizen please look this way.  And those of you who suck cock please say "aahhh"!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!