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G-8 Caption Contest
Today, the G8 came, saw, and wrote down a bunch of meaningless promises on paper as it does every several months (spoiler alert: more printing). They also posed for photos, such as this one. We leave it up to readers to provide the context.
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I Dudditz!
CAPTION CONTEST:
"MONEY SHOT!!"
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
B O
Looks like they are watching a real-time feed of FB quotes.
"Come on Morgan! Don't let it break $38!!!" ~Obama
"Come on QE3, go Bernanke go, print more FRNs you SOB......"
"Upon flipping the coin, it was decided to try and keep Greece in the EU - reactions were mixed"
angela looks great tho, doesn't she?
the liposuction has left her much less jowly
i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too
OK, slewie's been possessed....anyone know a non-catholic gold toting exorcist?
David Cameron "West Ham, WEST HAM!"
...there fucking ping pong balls!!!
Run damn you! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes..
Heh
"Seven Bitchez & Their Queen"
watching Timmay Geithner getting fisted during the last G8 Finance Ministers meeting.
Heh
barliman
They were watching the Kings go 3-0 on Phoenix !!
His Grace, Arch-Bishop Emmanuel Milingo*
*Actually retired and still very RC.
Slewie;
It's Primark. €1.99
It's where Obama gets his suits.
i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too
"Zese are ze people's fabrics. You vill notice how I am retaining ze essential element of feminine mystique."
Something about the look in her eyes and the set of her mouth tells me that she is waiting patiently for the approach of the final victory of Communism. Over the horizon, any moment now.
"DEATH OF THE EUROZONE....HIP HIP HURRAH!!!
Forward, Zombies!
CAPTION: "OPEN WIDE IF YOU WANT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH"
Oh watch...right here is the part where I killed Osama!!!
Look at their respective Body Language.... speaks volumes to me...
Each one is different. Fascinating.
ori
They are watching the Euro getting slaughtered!
Bernanke wins by a nose.
G-eight Bow-la-ram-a !
They are watching another great performance by Nigel Farage
Well Done Chelsea!
"Oh my goodness how's that gonna fit in there!?!? Hey, where's Strauss-Kahn he'll know."
Wait, what's Blakfein doing to that muppet? Oooohh!?!!
"Destroying the world is so fucking fun."
exactly Chelsea penalty shot beats Bayern...
Coulda' been Robbin missing the PK, douche that he is.
F Chelski. OWned by an oligarch gangster who laundered what he looted in Russia through London. Another of the Roth klan of gangsters.
Not as bad as watching that horse win the second leg of the TC for the owner who gave us "lost another loan to Ditech..."
David Cameron Cheers as Bayern Munich Score the First Goal of the Match.
what follows is here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2147076/Cameron-celebrates-Chelseas-Champions-League-win-Obama-Angela-Merkel-G8-summit.html
Zeich Heil - followed by a rousting chant in unison: All praise the supreme lord of the under-verse. (ain't that what food prey whimper just `fore the big pointy fang rip blood clot artery from man meat)?
Knight jump queeen!!!
'I'll have another'
Yup, looks like they were watching the Preakness. I cashed on that boy three straight times now. Merkel should have laid a trillion Euros on his nose. he still would have won but she would have knocked the tote board into the stratosphere and crushed the odds to 1/1,000,000,000,000. maybe a local bookie would have let her lock in the 3/1?
On second thought, the ECB accepts used condoms from Amsterdam brothels as collateral so Angela probably could have gotten Draghi to let her lay down a few trillion and fix the odds at 3/1. if she loses eeehhh who cares. if she wins eeeehhh the ECB wouldn't care. what's a few trillion amongst friends when you have a printing press.
OWNED!!!!
In all seriousness, though, are they watching the Preakness in that pic?
NASCAR
http://i49.tinypic.com/vsp93k.jpg
Thoses are not NASCAR engines, those are blown top fuel funny car or tractor pull engines.
Yes, they are fuelies..
I should have said NHRA, but likely not an acronym most know of.
"What a riot! Those Greeks are somethin' else ain't they?"
from right to left, top row.
Kill Free Markets, Kill America, Kill Freedom, Kill the USA, Fuck yeah!
New World Order, Hoot, Hoot, Hoot!
Can't you just feel the love for Chelsea and the UK? It looks like Barroso is about to pull a gun.
SORRY WE WIN
Close! it's Hillary getting screwed by a horse and the horse is winnniiiyyyng because Hillary is not tight enough. Unfortunately for the horse, unlike a man, he cannot tie a 2 by 6 to his back for such occasions.
"Angie! I didn't know ya had it in ya!"
Yup!
"Come on, come on,I'll have another" Yes!!!!! Hey Obama, you DID make it to post on time with our bailout money, right?
Couple of the others there bet on the wrong horse.
It's either a horse race or a donkey show.
Hi Navy,
The real answer is that they are watching the European Champions League final which was last night. It was Bayern Munich v Chelsea and chelsea won on a penalty shoot out.
Hence, David Cameron is celebrating and Angela Merkel is dour.
As is the US's wont in contests between Great Britain and Germany, I understand that Obama remained neutral until after the first third of the game before coming down decisively on Great Britain's side. ;-)
i like the averaging of the two samples of much less than half (ww2) and more than half (ww1) to come up with the third.
Well, I'd like to think that I'm always generous in the generalities I make. ;-)
PS, watch the Ubercons downgrade that comment now that you've explained it to them.
(PS, I hate spamming but I've made a very personal entry on my blog today - http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/2012/05/20/the-liverpool-care-pathway-the-dirty-secret-of-the-nhs/ - I hope that if you read it, you'll understand why I've made an exception to my general rule)
football chelsea beating bayern munich
Let me see if I got this right. The entire world is about to get flushed and the leaders of this planet are watching some fucking sporting event?? Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent? How could they have even one spare minute to watch games, when they need to be, I don't know, LEADERS??!!!
Seriously, what is wrong with people today?? Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!
We're all screwed...
We can always dredge up quotes from the past which eloquently warn of unbridled excesses. But these admonishments never seem well received in their own time, since the future always arrives with the same conviction.
"It's All Good!"
It's obvious they were watching Kobe Bryant go 18-18 from the free throw line baby!!!! Go Lakeshow! LOL
Really, it looks like all those douchebags showed up just because they want more of our money. That's all these sociaist & banking parasites want.
"My maaaaaaaaaaaaaan Silvioooooooooo! He still knows how to bunga bunga!"
they are watching the 'rainbow' olympics
Your lack of faith is what is disturbing...
... your only as screwed as you believe you will be...
... my advice, take the blue pill, the new world order won...
I second that, plus you'll get a boner
It's all about confidence. They're saying, "Hey, look at us, we're laughing and smiling, all is okay with the world." Meanwhile, when they turn the cameras off, they're all trying to act like the stink in the room is coming from the other guy who shit in his pants.
They are laughing an smiling because they know what's next. And it's not good for us. Like George Carlin said:" it's a big fucking club and we ain't in it. "
No No Know!!,
You mortal little fuck you.
The game is NOT over yet.
Now shut the ^^^^ up and get prepared.
Hee- hee-
Haa- haa.
Me make funny joke.
Lighten up, man. They can't be serious all the phuckin' time or they'll start WWIII before half-time.
Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?
Well, they ARE the people they represent.............see, no worries...........
Obama has figured out this is the thing where they run around and kick the round black and white thingy into the place with the fishing nets hung up on a post
Remember Obama is Kenyan, raised in Indonesia. He knows soccer.
Yeah...we're pretty screwed...it's just a matter of timing.
Everyday, I wake up and try to be somewhat optimistic about they way this is all going to turn out...and I every night I go to sleep feeling that my attempt at optimism was a waste of energy.
Don't get me wrong - the world is not going to end or anything...but to me anyway, it is quite obvious that "we" aren't going to REALLY address our problems (e.g., overspending) until we really, really, really have to. And that's only going to happen when, not if, something pretty bad happens...and I'm still not sure what that thing is going to be (bond market explodes?) nor do I have any clue when it's coming...but I'm pretty sure it's coming within this decade.
Things literally HAVE TO get a lot worse before they get better...and I think the sooner, the better...but that's just me.
"Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!"
The reason they "take a picture and send it around the world" because they cannot say what was actually discussed on G-8 meetings: <insert you favourite conspirological theory here>
I wish they did get together to watch some TV and have a great time on taxpayer dime, but alas it was unlikely limited to that.
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FF UUUUUUUU CCCCCC KKK KKKK !!!!!!!
Hey? Why does this pic appear to be of a bunch of retards standing around for a pic?
I thunked they was leaders?
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They where watching this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVML5ih2Qs&sns=em
Pretty sure it was Breitbart hitting the curb.
Caption, " While scrolling through Zero Hedge they stumbled upon an Evil Jew Illuminati quote".
Which will be followed by the gay kenyan quote
Occupy Bilderberg!
(Please...release our souls)
Yeeees!
We are invited to this years bilderberg conference!!!
It's called "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP"
Soros is very limber for an old guy..................
Facefuck held $38.00!
A very expensive stick save by Morgan Stanley.
Goal stimulus!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
<incomprehensible horn sound droning in background>
Please don't bring up "drones"!
on the contrary, please do.
Better for us to bring them down.
FUCK ALL GOVERNMENT! FUCK YOU BEN BERNANKE! FUCK YOU JON CORZINE! FUCK YOU JAMIE DIMON! AND FUCK YOU TOO,ERIC HOLDER! OH! ANND FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG YOU PIECE O SHITE!
Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be...
Jealousy is a bitch
If your definition of success is getting paid a lot of money to steer the world economies into a ditch then you would be right.
Working hard to achieve something is so old style. These days you act stupidly overconfident, screw things up in a really big way, then get away with it and get rewarded. That is success we believe in. http://bit.ly/IbRxjy
If it seems like the world shifted from 1st to to 4th, and something slipped out of gear, it did. You can hear something sheering through the engine and all the power drops out. The inevidable clunk clunk clunk and the sound of something tinny hitting the ground. You pull over to the side.
Exiting the vechile you glance north and south and it looks like a scene from the Walking Dead.
Up a ways a Gentleman is letting off verbal steam. You can Hear in the distance.
"FUCK ALL GOVERNMENT! FUCK YOU BEN BERNANKE! FUCK YOU JON CORZINE! FUCK YOU JAMIE DIMON! AND FUCK YOU TOO,ERIC HOLDER! OH! ANND FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG YOU PIECE O SHITE!"
You reply under your breath. "Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be... Jealousy is a bitch"
After five minutes it dawns on you that you are now waiting with the 100's of millions of people stranded int he developed western world, meanwhile more and more people are pulling in and waiting for roadside assistance that will never be come.
How's that with some fictional framing. Better?
And who are you? Their bitch?
Damn, he really DID rape that hotel maid!
That's definitely the best caption I've read so far.
you're fired!
I'll Have Another Bailout!!!
THAT IS PERFECT! Goes for two things!
The Roman Empire of the present day - watching gladiators @ Camp David while the world circles the drain!! A perfect final chapter!!
England scores!
It was likely a futbol match. I saw Germany was playing the Netherlands today. No one, I repeat, no one, was at the match. Maybe Europe has woken up? Or maybe they are just to broke to attend the games.
Yes, I believe it was the Chelsea (UK) versus Bayern Munich (Germany) match. Chelsea came back and tied it with little time remaining. After no goals in overtime, Chelsea also won the ensuing penalty shoot-out; hence, the contrast in reactions between Cameron and Merkel (I guess Obama was rooting for UK, haha).
that was a kids match (u-17) somewhere in eastern germany. No one ever goes there. Trust me, a real deutschland-nederland match will always be packed ;)
that would be Chelski, West London plastics. The geographical area surrounding London is where the real England is and you can still find some places outside of the syphilitic hell hole that is London where the people have souls.
obviously thats them celebrating drogba's penalty
that german bitch looks like she's having a stroke
Blue is the colour!
The end of the world is near ...The ten plagues of Pharaoh “have been brought upon” the USA.
http://eamb-ydrohoos.blogspot.com/2010/02/ten-plagues-of-pharaoh.html
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It is the absolute tragedy for the USA. The former illegal immigrants had become the masters of their land; the ultimate masters.
Authored by PANAGIOTIS TRAIANOU
Thousands march in Frankfurt against austerity measures
"We're protesting against the Europe-wide policy of impoverishment by the troika," said a spokeswoman for the 'Blockupy' anti-capitalist movement, who put the number of protesters at 25,000. Police said there were 20,000.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/19/us-germany-protests-idUSBRE84I...
Merkel to Obama: "Get your hand out of my pants, I'm NOT a man"...
Obama to Merkel "Get your hands out of my pants, I'M Not a man" - see the most recent Newsweek cover titled "Obama 1st Gay President" - what a fucking joke (him and his cum-swapping-media that drool over this phony dick)
AbelCatalyst asked above, "Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?" NOOOOOOOOOO - because they don't give a shit about the animals in the TAX FARM OF THE USSA - they got theirs and fuck the peons and peasants. And if the sheeple start to complain, break out the 450 Million rounds of .40 caliber ammo, launch the drones, break out the ballistic shields.
The time is coming soon, and they know it.
Brilliant!
They are reporting another...you guessed it...STIMULUS! GOLD and SILVER will go to TRILLIONS..
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/obama-hollande-help-tilt-g8s-b...
A private screening of "The Hunger Games."
Yes!!!!!! Got confirmation. I sold Facebook at $42.
What did you pay for it?
I believe that was his fake caption
I think you're right. My bad. Little sluggish, been out in the sun all day enjoying the weather because I knew these guys had my back.
HOT DAMN ...
Israel just NUKED IRAN !!!
My fave!! David Pierre...If i was the judge...you'd win:)
Missed opportunity to test a tactical nuke
GOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GHOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!!!!
Confirmed Euro zone crash after Merkel said to go fuck off.. The chaps in suits are the only sad ones in the crowd. Amerika wins again..
Whoa, Mercal really looked like that 20 years ago !!!! Whoa !!
WE DID IT! WE FUCKING DID IT!! WE PUT OUR STATES IN SO MUCH DEBT THAT ANY MEANINGFUL GROWTH GETS OVERSHADOWED BY THE BURDENS OF OUR TREASURY ISSUENCE! WE FUCKING DID IT!!!
Money = Debt
You finally wake up...
Doc's goin' to town...
Round his back, thru the hoop & you scream... TOUCHDOWN! (You be Illin')
~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOU76JjxOc
You wake up at O'Hare. You wake up at SeaTac. Pacific, Mountain, Central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
You wake up at Logan.
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
At its summit in Chicago this weekend, Nato is set to announce its new ballistic missile defence system has reached what it calls "interim operational capability"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18093664
They are all reacting to nude picks of Barrosso fucking his wife, that accidently showed up in a slide slow presentation of austerity measures imposed on Spain and their effect on the average citizen...
yet another perfect digical Decisive Moment.
perfect capture.
video feed real time of seal team 6 mk 2 double tapping bin ladin again and again into infinity.
my fellow medicated mind numbed controlled americans we got him.
again.
as is musselamic custom we dumped the bogeyman in the sea again.until october time.
"Yippee-ki-yay, ya cia motherfucker"
fun and games over back to project syria and iran false flag options.
English language crossed the 1 billion googol words mark!!!
Suck it French, German!
Why wasn't Zuckerburg there damnit?
TOO FUCKING EASY. They are singing Queen's " We Are The Champions Of The World "
They were watching a clip of the latest DSK score. He tapped a 14 year old in the south of France
Breaking News: G8 flees into Maryland woods.
Unusual helicopter activity in the peaceful Catoctin Mountains aroused the curiosity of local and state law enforcement, who raided a meeting of what turned out to be the world's most notorious crime syndicate - G8 (Gang of 8). Sheriff Deputy G Pyle said, "Gawd awful buzzing like a millions mosquitoes in my ear woke me and wouldn't let me sleep. Then Aunt Bee phoned and said "What in tarnation is a-going on?". Darn if I know Aunt Bee. I don't think it is Domino's pizza delivery. Only cocaine traffickers, marijuana field crop sprayers, and currency debasers would be flying helicopters at night."
Deputy Pyle alerted the local volunteer fire department and Sheriff's Auxiliary Posse. Using hound dogs the Sheriff's Posse quickly located secluded mountain cabins reeking with foreign scents of garlic, foie gras and stinky runny cheese. But the barking hounds alerted the Gang of 8 who fled into the woods. Veteran Highway Patrol Chief Broderick Crawford took over the crime scene, saying it reminded him of the raid on the Apalachin meeting of mob bosses on November 14, 1957.
Based on cell phones dropped and recovered at the crime scene, Chief Crawford issued an APB bulletin saying the G8 is likely headed to Chicago. Crime boss Rahm the Ram owns Chicago and can provide official protection and luxury accommodations for the notorious G8 gang of international money launderers, counterfeiters, loan sharks, Ponzi princes, short changers, three-card Monte operators, turnstile jumpers, and pension robbers.
LOL nice.
We just scored on the eBay bid for [NO_LIMIT_NIGGA’s] hoody. Andrew Sorkin is going wear it on Monday to boost another Facebook stock pump. Greece is counting on you Baby!
And really what the fuck is that piece of shit Barosso doing there? He not a fucking elected anything
Jamie Dimon promises he'll keep us safe on his private island after the shit hits the fan!
the frog and the kraut are not amused
Obama and #10 must be looking at Banzai's http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-20-15/boogie-time-berlin
That guy is probably saying "I am new new here, and I really liked this hookers party".
LOOK! A TELEVISION CAMERA!
Donald Trump: "Angela, you had a great team in Europe, but you just couldnt get them to work as a team and you lost billions. Thats why I'm firing you. YOUR FIRED"
"Everyone here who is not a natural born U. S. citizen please look this way. And those of you who suck cock please say "aahhh"!