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Today, the G8 came, saw, and wrote down a bunch of meaningless promises on paper as it does every several months (spoiler alert: more printing). They also posed for photos, such as this one. We leave it up to readers to provide the context.


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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:36 | 2444042 navy62802
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I Dudditz!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:48 | 2444050 ihedgemyhedges
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444092 Badabing
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:58 | 2444097 Earl of Chiswick
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                                                                          B O


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:00 | 2444118 dwdollar
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Looks like they are watching a real-time feed of FB quotes.

"Come on Morgan! Don't let it break $38!!!" ~Obama

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:48 | 2444140 FEDbuster
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"Come on QE3, go Bernanke go, print more FRNs you SOB......"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:12 | 2444320 Short Memories
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"Upon flipping the coin, it was decided to try and keep Greece in the EU - reactions were mixed"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:42 | 2444373 slewie the pi-rat
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angela looks great tho, doesn't she?

the liposuction has left her much less jowly

i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:15 | 2444543 zhandax
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OK, slewie's been possessed....anyone know a non-catholic gold toting exorcist?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 04:31 | 2444693 tocointhephrase
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David Cameron "West Ham, WEST HAM!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:32 | 2444795 smlbizman
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...there fucking ping pong balls!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:41 | 2444801 Max Hunter
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Run damn you! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes..

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 02:29 | 2446572 barliman
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"Seven Bitchez & Their Queen"

watching Timmay Geithner getting fisted during the last G8 Finance Ministers meeting.



Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:43 | 2446293 boogerbently
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They were watching the Kings go 3-0 on Phoenix !!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:44 | 2445335 PFO
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His Grace, Arch-Bishop Emmanuel Milingo*

*Actually retired and still very RC.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 10:14 | 2444984 koperniuk666
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It's Primark. €1.99

It's where Obama gets his suits.


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:50 | 2446400 jez
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i'd like to see her in this color more often and the faux linen look works for her, too


"Zese are ze people's fabrics. You vill notice how I am retaining ze essential element of feminine mystique."


Something about the look in her eyes and the set of her mouth tells me that she is waiting patiently for the approach of the final victory of Communism. Over the horizon, any moment now.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:42 | 2444376 Real Money Wins
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Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:05 | 2444407 palmereldritch
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  Forward, Zombies!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:20 | 2444488 mcguire
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Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:14 | 2444524 sunaJ
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[Television commentator]:


"And with an explosive finish, it's I'll Have Another [QE] by a mile to complete the triple crown!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:25 | 2444905 Whatta
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Oh watch...right here is the part where I killed Osama!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:46 | 2444513 Oh regional Indian
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Look at their respective Body Language.... speaks volumes to me...

Each one is different. Fascinating.


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:12 | 2444822 Nussi34
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They are watching the Euro getting slaughtered!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:27 | 2445301 Kayman
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Bernanke wins by a nose.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:41 | 2444762 old naughty
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G-eight Bow-la-ram-a !

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:02 | 2444873 Peter Pan
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They are watching another great performance by Nigel Farage

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | 2444134 lotusblue
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Well Done Chelsea!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:33 | 2444163 The Big Ching-aso
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"Oh my goodness how's that gonna fit in there!?!?  Hey, where's Strauss-Kahn he'll know."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:36 | 2444366 mjcOH1
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Wait, what's Blakfein doing to that muppet?   Oooohh!?!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:56 | 2444517 sunaJ
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"Destroying the world is so fucking fun."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:36 | 2444367 keating
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exactly  Chelsea penalty shot beats Bayern...


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:26 | 2445297 narapoiddyslexia
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Coulda' been Robbin missing the PK, douche that he is.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:43 | 2444380 Freddie
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F Chelski. OWned by an oligarch gangster who laundered what he looted in Russia through London.  Another of the Roth klan of gangsters.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:14 | 2444776 Bendromeda Strain
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Not as bad as watching that horse win the second leg of the TC for the owner who gave us "lost another loan to Ditech..."


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 19:52 | 2446013 Arvo Particleboard
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David Cameron Cheers as Bayern Munich Score the First Goal of the Match.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:20 | 2444489 Cadavre
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Zeich Heil - followed by a rousting chant in unison: All praise the supreme lord of the under-verse. (ain't that what food prey whimper just `fore the big pointy fang rip blood clot artery from man meat)?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:17 | 2445410 A Nanny Moose
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Knight jump queeen!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:05 | 2444477 eatthebanksters
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'I'll have another'

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:01 | 2444872 ghostzapper
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Yup, looks like they were watching the Preakness.  I cashed on that boy three straight times now.  Merkel should have laid a trillion Euros on his nose.  he still would have won but she would have knocked the tote board into the stratosphere and crushed the odds to 1/1,000,000,000,000.  maybe a local bookie would have let her lock in the 3/1?



Sun, 05/20/2012 - 09:05 | 2444875 ghostzapper
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On second thought, the ECB accepts used condoms from Amsterdam brothels as collateral so Angela probably could have gotten Draghi to let her lay down a few trillion and fix the odds at 3/1.  if she loses eeehhh who cares.  if she wins eeeehhh the ECB wouldn't care.  what's a few trillion amongst friends when you have a printing press.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:31 | 2444554 vast-dom
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | 2444059 navy62802
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In all seriousness, though, are they watching the Preakness in that pic?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | 2444069 Manthong
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | 2444104 Money 4 Nothing
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Thoses are not NASCAR engines, those are blown top fuel funny car or tractor pull engines.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:04 | 2444129 Manthong
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Yes, they are fuelies..

I should have said NHRA, but likely not an acronym most know of.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:51 | 2444173 The Big Ching-aso
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"What a riot!    Those Greeks are somethin' else ain't they?"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:33 | 2444311 Michael
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from right to left, top row.

Kill Free Markets, Kill America, Kill Freedom, Kill the USA, Fuck yeah!

New World Order, Hoot, Hoot, Hoot!


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 15:16 | 2445544 piliage
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Can't you just feel the love for Chelsea and the UK? It looks like Barroso is about to pull a gun.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:50 | 2444086 Oracle of Kypseli
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:11 | 2444152 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Close! it's Hillary getting screwed by a horse and the horse is winnniiiyyyng because Hillary is not tight enough.  Unfortunately for the horse, unlike a man, he cannot tie a 2 by 6 to his back for such occasions.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:59 | 2444182 The Big Ching-aso
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"Angie!    I didn't know ya had it in ya!"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:22 | 2444337 Id fight Gandhi
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"Come on, come on,I'll have another" Yes!!!!! Hey Obama, you DID make it to post on time with our bailout money, right?

Couple of the others there bet on the wrong horse.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:03 | 2444475 Agent P
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It's either a horse race or a donkey show.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 03:16 | 2444641 gojam
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Hi Navy,

The real answer is that they are watching the European Champions League final which was last night. It was Bayern Munich v Chelsea and chelsea won on a penalty shoot out.

Hence, David Cameron is celebrating and Angela Merkel is dour.

As is the US's wont in contests between Great Britain and Germany, I understand that Obama remained neutral until after the first third of the game before coming down decisively on Great Britain's side. ;-)

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:16 | 2444751 jeff montanye
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i like the averaging of the two samples of much less than half (ww2) and more than half (ww1) to come up with the third.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:45 | 2444789 gojam
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Well, I'd like to think that I'm always generous in the generalities I make. ;-)

PS, watch the Ubercons downgrade that comment now that you've explained it to them.

(PS, I hate spamming but I've made a very personal entry on my blog today - - I hope that if you read it, you'll understand why I've made an exception to my general rule)

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 03:18 | 2444647 trebuchet
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football chelsea beating bayern munich

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:56 | 2444113 AbelCatalyst
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Let me see if I got this right. The entire world is about to get flushed and the leaders of this planet are watching some fucking sporting event?? Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent? How could they have even one spare minute to watch games, when they need to be, I don't know, LEADERS??!!!

Seriously, what is wrong with people today?? Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!

We're all screwed...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | 2444141 Convolved Man
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We can always dredge up quotes from the past which eloquently warn of unbridled excesses.  But these admonishments never seem well received in their own time, since the future always arrives with the same conviction.

"It's All Good!"


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:27 | 2444199 EverythingEviL
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It's obvious they were watching Kobe Bryant go 18-18 from the free throw line baby!!!! Go Lakeshow! LOL

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:43 | 2444238 Tsunami Wave
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Really, it looks like all those douchebags showed up just because they want more of our money. That's all these sociaist & banking parasites want.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:11 | 2444255 The Big Ching-aso
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"My maaaaaaaaaaaaaan Silvioooooooooo!   He still knows how to bunga bunga!"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:53 | 2444467 derek_vineyard
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they are watching the 'rainbow' olympics

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:07 | 2444144 dhussey
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Your lack of faith is what is disturbing...


... your only as screwed as you believe you will be...


... my advice, take the blue pill, the new world order won...

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:49 | 2444858 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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I second that, plus you'll get a boner

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:14 | 2444164 WonderDawg
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It's all about confidence. They're saying, "Hey, look at us, we're laughing and smiling, all is okay with the world." Meanwhile, when they turn the cameras off, they're all trying to act like the stink in the room is coming from the other guy who shit in his pants.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:01 | 2444291 Dr. Engali
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They are laughing an smiling because they know what's next. And it's not good for us. Like George Carlin said:" it's a big fucking club and we ain't in it. "

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:16 | 2444324 ISEEIT
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No No Know!!,

You mortal little fuck you.

The game is NOT over yet.

Now shut the ^^^^ up and get prepared.

Hee- hee-

Haa- haa.

Me make funny joke.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:28 | 2444353 The Big Ching-aso
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Lighten up, man.  They can't be serious all the phuckin' time or they'll start WWIII before half-time.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:34 | 2444361 A Lunatic
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Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?

Well, they ARE the people they represent.............see, no worries...........

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:21 | 2444491 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Obama has figured out this is the thing where they run around and kick the round black and white thingy into the place with the fishing nets hung up on a post

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 11:55 | 2445145 adr
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Remember Obama is Kenyan, raised in Indonesia. He knows soccer.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 05:39 | 2444735 Rick Blaine
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Yeah...we're pretty's just a matter of timing.

Everyday, I wake up and try to be somewhat optimistic about they way this is all going to turn out...and I every night I go to sleep feeling that my attempt at optimism was a waste of energy.

Don't get me wrong - the world is not going to end or anything...but to me anyway, it is quite obvious that "we" aren't going to REALLY address our problems (e.g., overspending) until we really, really, really have to. And that's only going to happen when, not if, something pretty bad happens...and I'm still not sure what that thing is going to be (bond market explodes?) nor do I have any clue when it's coming...but I'm pretty sure it's coming within this decade.

Things literally HAVE TO get a lot worse before they get better...and I think the sooner, the better...but that's just me.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:21 | 2445426 pvzh
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"Even if they actually did spend the time at Camp David watching TV, why would they take a picture and send it around the world??!! THIS IS SO DISTURBING!!!"

The reason they "take a picture and send it around the world" because they cannot say what was actually discussed on G-8 meetings: <insert you favourite conspirological theory here>

I wish they did get together to watch some TV and have a great time on taxpayer dime, but alas it was unlikely limited to that.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:37 | 2444224 HardlyZero
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FFFF        UUU     UUU   CCC         KKK kkk

FF            UUU    UUU     CCC         KKK KKK

FF           UUUUUUUU     CCCCCC   KKK    KKKK  !!!!!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:01 | 2444287 ISEEIT
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Hey? Why does this pic appear to be of a bunch of retards standing around for a pic?

I thunked they was leaders?


Sun, 05/20/2012 - 02:17 | 2444546 Sudden Debt
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:07 | 2444308 ISEEIT
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Pretty sure it was Breitbart hitting the curb.


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:11 | 2444318 Gully Foyle
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Caption, " While scrolling through Zero Hedge they stumbled upon an Evil Jew Illuminati quote".

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:19 | 2444333 Global Hunter
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Which will be followed by the gay kenyan quote

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:19 | 2444322 palmereldritch
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Occupy Bilderberg!


(Please...release our souls) 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:48 | 2444856 margaris
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We are invited to this years bilderberg conference!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:42 | 2445705 Barometer
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It's called "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP"

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 17:00 | 2445741 gatorengineer
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Soros is very limber for an old guy..................

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:36 | 2444043 guinea
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Facefuck held $38.00!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:16 | 2444170 WonderDawg
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A very expensive stick save by Morgan Stanley.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:37 | 2444046 duncecap rack
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Goal stimulus!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444087 CPL
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<incomprehensible horn sound droning in background>

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:06 | 2444139 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Please don't bring up "drones"!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 01:08 | 2444478 tenpanhandle
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on the contrary, please do.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:09 | 2445264 Ms. Erable
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Better for us to bring them down.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | 2444047 death_to_fed_tyranny
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:08 | 2444146 dhussey
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Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be... 


Jealousy is a bitch

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:58 | 2444279 Dr. Engali
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If your definition of success is getting paid a lot of money to steer the world economies into a ditch then you would be right.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:18 | 2444753 BorisTheBlade
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Working hard to achieve something is so old style. These days you act stupidly overconfident, screw things up in a really big way, then get away with it and get rewarded. That is success we believe in.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 07:10 | 2444774 CPL
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If it seems like the world shifted from 1st to to 4th, and something slipped out of gear, it did.  You can hear something sheering through the engine and all the power drops out.  The inevidable clunk clunk clunk and the sound of something tinny hitting the ground.  You pull over to the side.


Exiting the vechile you glance north and south and it looks like a scene from the Walking Dead.


Up a ways a Gentleman is letting off verbal steam.  You can Hear in the distance.



You reply under your breath. "Yes, they are all more succesful than your rant will ever be... Jealousy is a bitch"

After five minutes it dawns on you that you are now waiting with the 100's of millions of people stranded int he developed western world, meanwhile more and more people are pulling in and waiting for roadside assistance that will never be come.


How's that with some fictional framing.  Better?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:36 | 2445458 TWSceptic
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And who are you? Their bitch?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:38 | 2444048 Newsboy
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Damn, he really DID rape that hotel maid!


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:02 | 2444290 sullymandias
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That's definitely the best caption I've read so far.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:39 | 2444049 walcott
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you're fired!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:39 | 2444051 Blagio
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I'll Have Another Bailout!!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:41 | 2444055 sunnydays
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THAT IS PERFECT!  Goes for two things! 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:41 | 2444056 AbelCatalyst
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The Roman Empire of the present day - watching gladiators @ Camp David while the world circles the drain!! A perfect final chapter!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | 2444057 DoChenRollingBearing
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England scores!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:07 | 2444136 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It was likely a futbol match.  I saw Germany was playing the Netherlands today.  No one, I repeat, no one, was at the match.  Maybe Europe has woken up?  Or maybe they are just to broke to attend the games.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 05:20 | 2444729 jgauthier33
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Yes, I believe it was the Chelsea (UK) versus Bayern Munich (Germany) match. Chelsea came back and tied it with little time remaining. After no goals in overtime, Chelsea also won the ensuing penalty shoot-out; hence, the contrast in reactions between Cameron and Merkel (I guess Obama was rooting for UK, haha).

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:37 | 2444838 Dens
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that was a kids match (u-17) somewhere in eastern germany. No one ever goes there. Trust me, a real deutschland-nederland match will always be packed ;)

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:28 | 2444350 Global Hunter
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that would be Chelski, West London plastics.  The geographical area surrounding London is where the real England is and you can still find some places outside of the syphilitic hell hole that is London where the people have souls.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:42 | 2444060 financial apoca...
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obviously thats them celebrating drogba's penalty

that german bitch looks like she's having a stroke

Blue is the colour! 

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:43 | 2444063 Alexandros
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The end of the world is near ...The ten plagues of Pharaoh “have been brought upon” the USA.


It is the absolute tragedy for the USA. The former illegal immigrants had become the masters of their land; the ultimate masters.


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:46 | 2444064 Caviar Emptor
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Thousands march in Frankfurt against austerity measures

"We're protesting against the Europe-wide policy of impoverishment by the troika," said a spokeswoman for the 'Blockupy' anti-capitalist movement, who put the number of protesters at 25,000. Police said there were 20,000.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:43 | 2444065 francis_sawyer
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Merkel to Obama: "Get your hand out of my pants, I'm NOT a man"...

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:11 | 2444414 The Navigator
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Obama to Merkel "Get your hands out of my pants, I'M Not a man" - see the most recent Newsweek cover titled "Obama 1st Gay President" - what a fucking joke (him and his cum-swapping-media that drool over this phony dick)

AbelCatalyst asked above, "Shouldn't they be somber, pensive, and genuinely concerned about the people they represent?" NOOOOOOOOOO - because they don't give a shit about the animals in the TAX FARM OF THE USSA - they got theirs and fuck the peons and peasants. And if the sheeple start to complain, break out the 450 Million rounds of .40 caliber ammo, launch the drones, break out the ballistic shields.

The time is coming soon, and they know it.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 08:34 | 2444835 MFL8240
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | 2444066 THECOMINGDEPRESSION

They are reporting guessed it...STIMULUS! GOLD and SILVER will go to TRILLIONS..

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | 2444068 grunk
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A private screening of "The Hunger Games."

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | 2444070 Dirtt
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Yes!!!!!!   Got confirmation. I sold Facebook at $42.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:19 | 2444175 WonderDawg
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What did you pay for it?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:32 | 2444211 EverythingEviL
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I believe that was his fake caption

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:39 | 2444229 WonderDawg
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I think you're right. My bad. Little sluggish, been out in the sun all day enjoying the weather because I knew these guys had my back.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:44 | 2444071 DavidPierre
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Israel just NUKED IRAN !!!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:52 | 2444254 General Debility
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My fave!! David Pierre...If i was the'd win:)

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:46 | 2444074 Horizon3
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Missed opportunity to test a tactical nuke

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:47 | 2444079 xela2200
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:10 | 2444313 palmereldritch
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 23:24 | 2444081 Money 4 Nothing
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Confirmed Euro zone crash after Merkel said to go fuck off.. The chaps in suits are the only sad ones in the crowd. Amerika wins again..

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444088 luckylogger
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Whoa, Mercal really looked like that 20 years ago !!!! Whoa !!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444089 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:09 | 2444151 dhussey
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Money = Debt

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444090 francis_sawyer
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You finally wake up...

Doc's goin' to town...

Round his back, thru the hoop & you scream... TOUCHDOWN! (You be Illin')


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:02 | 2444119 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You wake up at O'Hare.  You wake up at SeaTac.  Pacific, Mountain, Central.  Lose an hour, gain an hour.  This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. 

You wake up at Air Harbor International.

If you wake up at a different time and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

You wake up at Logan.

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:49 | 2444091 Caviar Emptor
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At its summit in Chicago this weekend, Nato is set to announce its new ballistic missile defence system has reached what it calls "interim operational capability"

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:52 | 2444094 Hulk
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They are all reacting to nude picks of Barrosso fucking his wife, that accidently showed up in a slide slow presentation of austerity measures imposed on Spain and their effect on the average citizen...

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:16 | 2444095 tony wilson
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yet another perfect digical Decisive Moment.

perfect capture.

video feed real time of seal team 6 mk 2 double tapping bin ladin again and again into infinity.

my fellow medicated mind numbed controlled americans we got him.


as is musselamic custom we dumped the bogeyman in the sea again.until october time.

"Yippee-ki-yay, ya cia motherfucker"


fun and games over back to project syria and iran false flag options.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 00:31 | 2444101 guinea
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English language crossed the 1 billion googol words mark!!!

Suck it French, German!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:52 | 2444102 digalert
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Why wasn't Zuckerburg there damnit?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | 2444103 SILVERGEDDON

TOO FUCKING EASY. They are singing Queen's " We Are The Champions Of The World "

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:53 | 2444105 azzhatter
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They were watching a clip of the latest DSK score. He tapped a 14 year old in the south of France

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:54 | 2444106 tom a taxpayer
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Breaking News:  G8 flees into Maryland woods. 

Unusual helicopter activity in the peaceful Catoctin Mountains aroused the curiosity of local and state law enforcement, who raided a meeting of what turned out to be the world's most notorious crime syndicate - G8 (Gang of 8).  Sheriff Deputy G Pyle said, "Gawd awful buzzing like a millions mosquitoes in my ear woke me and wouldn't let me sleep. Then Aunt Bee phoned and said "What in tarnation is a-going on?". Darn if I know Aunt Bee. I don't think it is Domino's pizza delivery. Only cocaine traffickers, marijuana field crop sprayers, and currency debasers would be flying helicopters at night." 

Deputy Pyle alerted the local volunteer fire department and Sheriff's Auxiliary Posse. Using hound dogs the Sheriff's Posse quickly located secluded mountain cabins reeking with foreign scents of garlic, foie gras and stinky runny cheese.  But the barking hounds alerted the Gang of 8 who fled into the woods. Veteran Highway Patrol Chief Broderick Crawford took over the crime scene, saying it reminded him of the raid on the Apalachin meeting of mob bosses on November 14, 1957.

Based on cell phones dropped and recovered at the crime scene, Chief Crawford issued an APB bulletin saying the G8 is likely headed to Chicago. Crime boss Rahm the Ram owns Chicago and can provide official protection and luxury accommodations for the notorious G8 gang of international money launderers, counterfeiters, loan sharks, Ponzi princes, short changers, three-card Monte operators, turnstile jumpers, and pension robbers.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:42 | 2445470 TWSceptic
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LOL nice.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | 2444108 Atomizer
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We just scored on the eBay bid for [NO_LIMIT_NIGGA’s] hoody. Andrew Sorkin is going wear it on Monday to boost another Facebook stock pump. Greece is counting on you Baby!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | 2444109 azzhatter
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And really what the fuck is that piece of shit Barosso doing there? He not a fucking elected anything

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:55 | 2444111 LetThemEatRand
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Jamie Dimon promises he'll keep us safe on his private island after the shit hits the fan!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:57 | 2444114 Earl of Chiswick
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the frog and the kraut are not amused


Obama and #10  must be looking at Banzai's

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:57 | 2444115 Poetic injustice
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That guy is probably saying "I am new new here, and I really liked this hookers party".

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:58 | 2444117 Number 156
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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:59 | 2444120 Praetor
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Donald Trump: "Angela, you had a great team in Europe, but you just couldnt get them to work as a team and you lost billions. Thats why I'm firing you. YOUR FIRED"


Sat, 05/19/2012 - 22:01 | 2444122 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Everyone here who is not a natural born U. S. citizen please look this way.  And those of you who suck cock please say "aahhh"!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!