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G-8 Caption Contest
Today, the G8 came, saw, and wrote down a bunch of meaningless promises on paper as it does every several months (spoiler alert: more printing). They also posed for photos, such as this one. We leave it up to readers to provide the context.
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They are obviously watching "Juicy Lucy" and her trained Gila Monster in a live feed from Caborca in HD!
"BarrackO knows these places like the back of his hand!"
BUSTED!
"You broke my heart Merkel...you broke my heart!"
merkel is brutally reminded of her past and the greek storm over the dripping wet lesbos affair...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0
Oh that was nasty-ness European style.
Naked photo's of Jamie and Barry is unlocking his jaw out of reflex.
Hollande: (thinking) My by hot fucking croissants! I have to put up with these maniacs for five years?
We smoked Bin Laden....AGAIN!!!
TV: **Gallop Poll just in**
Gallop shows Ron Paul over President Zero, 60/40.
The Printissimo Xtreme 10,000 running at Level 2.
The breaking news was Ben Bernanke had renounced US citizenship, sold a million shares of FB, and had been crowned King of Spain.
They were watching the Preakness.
Nope,
2 girls, 1 cup.
Actually, it's the sequel.
2 Girls, 1 Cup and the Bernanke
"Bend it Beckham, brrilliant!"
Barroso: "That's your last Schnapps, Angela, as we all agree -- Germany is now the world's 'Designated Driver'. "
Obama: "Yes! Bruno's model shows it's the quickest path to world recovery: Spain, Italy and Greece are now German territories, plus Hollande says you can occupy France again, as long as you don't mess with the AOC system. To make things easier, all funding will be held in US Treasuries per Timmay."
Unnamed Dignitary (singing): "Isn't sheeee . . . Pretty in Pink. Isn't she ?!"
Reading the walk up menu at the all you can eat sizzler ?
CNN morning 9-11-2001
To me, they were watching Hillary being fitted with a snuke.
"Watch this flyer drone blow the crap out of this guy milking his cow in Afganistan... wait for it... wait for it.... BOOM"
(man on far left of picture obviously new to the games G8 leaders play to relieve stress)
Glory hunter!
Captions...???
Not so much.
Feelings...!
Make me fucking puke.!!!!!!
They are at Camp David looking at an big screen picture of a campfire and singing "Kumbaya" - in Kenyen.
We found some of Corzine's money!!!!
G8 Earth leaders welcoming representative from the Space Council
G8 leaders welcoming Zeus to discuss Greek issues
G8 leaders were shown the future
G8 leaders were told their IQ test results
Austerity by a nose!!
L0L!!!
bullshit!
let's see the photo!
i got a nice price on Fungicide and i think he nailed Austerity on the bob at the wire; but that last furlong was a thing of beauty, either way...
tyler had QE III. again
...wait! is that an "Inquiry"? ...
FFFFFFFF UUUUUUU CCCCCCCC KKKKKKKK !!!!
The 2012 running of the Sheeplechase was enthralling, but the economic demolition derby was the real crowd pleaser. Taking out the French and German markets early, Ben Bernanke drove a Kinko's truck to victory by finishing off the Brits for the win.
My God, Jamie, If I could do that I'd never leave the house."
tyler- we have a winner. congrats all, sorry if you didn't get my big geen ups, but it took forever to get back to the one that still makes me chuckle.(as simularly referenced chesea, geitner, hillary/donkey footage)
putaipan version- "watching the unused sears tower colapse footage"
hence the obamah "seen it thirty times already,bored" yawn.
G8 leaders react to Rufus pulling a tooth during a preview of the austerity dental plan.
Someone doesn't like Bumfights :(
"Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more...."
I love the look on Hollande's face.
+1 for your wry smile under the generic bag...
Meaningless is right, based on how much time they would have had to actually discuss anything indicates that the document outlining their positions has more content then the discussion did! Seriously, between telling each other how great they are and watching a soccer game it would be pretty difficult to have a discussion on a single point let alone several pages. What bullshit.
An entire group of pinheads helping to destroy the world and as many peoples lives as they can just to save the financial services industry! What a disgrace. If we have a history after this is over what will be written about it? I guess that depends on China's perspective...
"He went all in w J6 and caught runner runner!!"
yes! for a flush!
and he wasn't suited, either...
Newest drone made a head shot.
Killer.
Obama shows home movies of bin Laden take down.
As the Italian riot police slam austerity protestor's knee with a baton, G8 crowd responds with, "Get the other knee!!"
" $50 that he picks it. Come on, pick it! Pick it! Ooooohhhhhhhh.....Yes! He picked it!. "
"What are you guys betting on?"
"Biden. The Communications office has him on CCTV. "
Chelsea vs. Bayern... Nothing to see here, move along...
"WE GOT BIN LADEN, AGAIN!!!!!!"
the same person who writes obamas speeches wrote that communique -same buzz words, smoothness etc
"WE GOT BIN LADEN, UH, HOW MANY TIMES SINCE 2001 DID WE GET HIM???? DANCING WITH THE STARS IS ON, NO ONE WILL NOTICE."
The funny thing is Obama looks like he's completely clueless of what the significance of a Champion's League final is, lol!
He is completely cluesless, he has been on the campaign trail for 3 years.
Caption: "Oooh, sweet. We love it when the lions eat the taxpayers in the arena."
Dominoes delivers to Camp David
The Clippers can't lose; they're ahead 33 to 11 after the first quarter. Bet the house! Obama's all-in.
'Score!!! We get to screw the world again, left right and Chelsea'.
Not eveyone is as enthralled with the "Girls Gone Wild! Save the Eurozone edition" campaign as are others.
Caption Contest
"Damn, we got Bin Laden again, good move Bam, keeping his body in the freezer for when we really needed a distraction."
Getting the other G-8 members to watch the latest episode of "Truncheon That Peasant!" turned out to be a stroke of genius for Obama.
Not ONE fucking tie on out of all the male world leaders? Not ONE! Good Lord, the acceleration of the shit-storm we are in can directly be linked to casual Fridays. Fuck, these guys look like fucking part-time workers at Staples, not the most powerful men on the planet. Cheese and Crackers! I can't say it enough how poorly this reflects on society...more of Obama being the "hip cat" that he thinks he is. Put a fucking tie on, roll your sleeves up, go to work and grow the fuck up hippie 60's losers.
lol
on the plus side, at least he doesn't have a white t shirt showing underneath his open collar
oh, and you just insulted every Staples worker in the world comparing them to these douches
I would like to apologize to every douche in the world for comparing them to those guys
You're right, sorry to my friends at Staples. None of you got your jobs based on hiring quotas, only merit. my bad.
You're right, sorry to my friends at Staples. None of you got your jobs based on hiring quotas, only merit. my bad.
You're right, sorry to my friends at Staples. None of you got your jobs based on hiring quotas, only merit. my bad.
"Fuck the world. We'll all be rich and powerful anyway."
Two girls one cup!
What? If you have an erection lasting longer then 6 hours, go see a doctor?
He missed it! I can't believe he missed the penalty kick!
IQ Question ... Which one doesn't belong?
OMG, Leaders of the Western World ... as they lead we follow? Time to hide.
Cheering on Ron Paul on a rerun of the debates
The printers are back online!!!!!
"Oil and interest rates are climbing again!"
Caption:
Wow!!! Did you see that??? TWO peasants with ONE shot!!!
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
Navy SEALS capture Tyler Durden!
NDAA in action...
a copy machine repairman to G-8 summit via skype...
"the printers are back up and running. Just FYI, the ink needs replacing every trillion or so."
Cameron is the only one who bet on "I'll have another."
And another.
Caption (thought balloon) - Dude on the far right sitting . o O (How many more times do we have to watch his goddam inauguration speech?)
G8 summit officials take time to pose for a picture to show people what really happens inside their secret meetings.
Yay, Benny is putting on his flight jacket, time to whirl :)
Unfortunately him helicopter dropping money to the peasants would actually be more beneficial to the people and better for the economy than the backdoor bailouts to financial institutions.
What a bizarre world.
placing bets on drone races
As usual,answer is simple.This is after Didie Drogba last penalty kick,making Chelsea euro champion.
CONFIDENT, CONFIDENT dry and secure! Raise your hands, raise your hands if you're SURE!
Holy shit we made the front page of ZeroHedge.
Cameron: Yes!!! I won my bet for a swap with Angela
Merkel: They think they won, I planned it this way
Obama: Thanks god Kenya didn't win...
Barroso: What are we watching, I need a hot dog
Hollande: *@$# soccer, *@$# reach, *@$# G8, vive le Prolétariat!
obamster-"my oh my, Angela, your ass crack is so hairy ! "
angie-'that's not hair, its a burlap sack filled with philharmonics"
guy in blue shirt The Cubs win, The Cubs win!!
guy with folded arms-"Nigel Farage was right"
INTERPOL's MOST WANTED 2013
2012 now !!
Looks like they're watching Schindler's List. Merkel seems distraught.
Conga line at Angela's tonight...room 666...bring your own protection.
"Excuse me, Mr President, but there is a White Hispanic African-American out on the West Lawn doing something UNnatural to your Potuguese Water Dog!"
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF HOPE!
Pirates of PeasANTS.
This one time, at G8 camp...
Chelasea? Hell no.
They were watching SLAYER GOES TO CHURCH - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck&feature=results_main&playnext...
No Caption.
This pic projects pure, unadulterated mediocrity.
Right AOOBubblegum, this picture is more than a thousand words and captions. Guess who worries and then has to pay.
"Oh, those are real!"
They're all cheapskates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNB3vE_c85g
G-8 Bingo!
OMG Santorini just took out Greece.
I told you that drone would hit its target!
[Guy with hands on head]
Oh my god.. these people are such fucking morons.. dear God.. make it stop. And that smug, un-presidential looking, president is a man-child. Why does Merkel always where purple... hmm... SQUIRREL!
"I'll Have Another"....
Today's joke:
"Confronting an economic crisis that threatens them all, President Obama and G8 leaders declared that their governments must both spark growth and cut the debt that has crippled the European continent and put investors worldwide on edge."
You can't make this stuff up.
Why's this commie sucker Barroso in there?
'cos he sucked GWB's d*** at Madeira before IRak, in 2003, along with Blair and Aznar, and won his spurs as Pax Americana Crusader. In 2004 he got his five stars as general of EUro cracy, total Oligarchy shill, disgrace to what he was as young man when he sang : GRANDOLA, vila Morena, terra da fraternidade. The song of the Carnation Revoluton of 1973.
Cameron is getting a hard-on from Chelsea's win. Poor Mutti Merkel is having a bad week.
If you read the long list of decisions coming out of this world annual congress of top statists you realise that Drogba's goal was the ONLY thing which happened during this pow-wow which was of actual consequence and has any factual truth. The rest is hot air; like goody-goody climate change and humanitarian intentions to the poor of the world; all the while the Oligarchs rape them in their 'extractive empire' greed!
hey, falak_p, thxz for the europeonConfidential
again
i know you are a wine guy so if you search "california smoky wine vintage" you will see what "happened" locally for our folks in the 2008 vintage if you haven't seen the 'marketing', already
GO PONZI!
GO FONZI!
There, fixed it for ya :)
From practical side, I wonder how long it will take until every G-8 head is goldmanite. 2? 3? 5? years.
GO FACEBOOK!!
YES, WE DID IT! We Sold all the gold at the bottom!
Looks like they took time out of their Keynesian schedule to watch the Champions League match between Bayern Munich and Chelsea FC.
Or, was it another LTRO announcement?
barry and the very camp david boyz arrange deck chairs on the titanic before discussing soccer. cia self inflicted nuclear hollocaust and the 20 year sleeping arrangements deep below denver airport.
Wait, I know. CNN's Christiane Amanpour actually said something interesting, profound, even.
Now that Sarko is out, looks like David gets Carla. :)
Obama: "OMG!!! Ed-fucking-MacMahon and the mutha-fuckin prize patrol!"
MacMahon: "Remember, you can't win if you don't enter, bitchez!"
Euro Salvation Courtesy: Publisher's Clearing House and a moderatly drunk janus.
TD,
If I win, I want the authority to post pics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5apEctKwiD8
Love,
janus
Obama - "Ok, Angie, a bet's a bet. Now let's see those puppies..."
Obama is more interested in seeing Barrosso's schlong
wheres mitt israel macaroni romney
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD5tU-5NXd4
Mitt Romney takes a major lead over Obama in pre-election poll
The Punch & Judy & the Seven Dwarves Show
"We're bankrupt"
The G8 watching 2 Girls One Cup for the first time.
Cameron - we did it, we finally fucking did it!!!!!
Bamma - we did what david?
Camerong - we have finally convinced the entire world that we dont know what the fuck is going on and what to do about!!!
Merkhell - das is good yah?
Camerov - fuck do I know ang, pass another humble pie hinny.
The leaders gather to watch a live feed of a crack team of SAS, as they take controle of the UKs national debt, and dump it in the Atlantic Ocean.
Regards
Ozzy
Those of you that are democratically elected and outside of the euro zone are invited for ice cream after the movie.
ps: fuck you barroso
G8 playing lyre and singing while Europe is burning.
Clip of fools.
Poor atempt at the wave by G8
Who wants icecream!
SOOOOOO big
Looks like the killing of Assad:One more down, one more to go,well done Morrons!
They came, they saw,he died.
Two girls, one cup.
Ooops, someone beat me to it.
"I can't believe he fit that in there."
After the Chelsea win over BAyern Munich
Cameron (I think that's him?): Look at my pecs and triceps!
Everybody: Yay, Putin isn't here! Let's get the party started!
"The Banker master bastards have just declared austerity the winner"
As you can see, Cameron celebrates becuase he knows this means promotion to a international bank, Obama sees his election chances going, Merkel and the rest realise what the consequences are.
The man with his head in his hands must be from Greece.
TSA live feed LAX (Kim Kardashian).
"And the winner of the Get Out of Europe Free Grand Prize Award goes to, from the United Kingdom, it's DAVID CAM............."
Cameron: "Hey Barack, I'll show Angela how to lift the Champions League Trophy, if you pretend to suck my dick"
My guess is Harper won his bet that he could fold his arms and shove his head up his own ass....... ........ what?...... what..... it's a good guess!!
Go Herman ! Take it all off !!!
qe why think different now?
nwo according to plan
bastids
World's Most Influential Women as Angela Merkel always do the worst things to us! Austerity is a big loss for EU and I´m glad that Obama at least warned his "companions" to not overuse it in our difficult times...
When did you actually start this "austerity" that you talk about?
I'll have a lash that the caption....
YAY! THE PRINTING PRESS UNION SETTLED ON A NEW CONTRACT! MORE MONEY!
(which is why Cameron and Obama are hooting, and Merkel is forlorn. Hollande looks like a tourist at a Waffle House)
My observation?
Pretty pathetic that THESE people are the put upon "leaders" of the world. Awful.
You'd think the douches that are REALLY in charge would select better looking/better physiqued puppets - not these fuck-toads.
*Note: No sign of Putin. He most likely was missing - probably scheduling the gas shut downs of Eastern Europe for this fall, as he has a good cell signal over here. That, or out chopping wood shirtless, for his yearly photo-op.
The peasants kneck snapped perfectly. The crowd yells "hang another peasant err, terrorist!
Hang another!!
long live the state!
peAce
"..and Princess Diana defeats Whitney Houston in tonights episode of zombie bikkini mud wrestling."
that's twisted dude.
Murderous psychopaths gather in a heavily guarded compound in North America to cheer their bloody conquests and plan their next acts of pillage and plunder.
Wait... that's not funny. : (