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G-8 Caption Contest
Today, the G8 came, saw, and wrote down a bunch of meaningless promises on paper as it does every several months (spoiler alert: more printing). They also posed for photos, such as this one. We leave it up to readers to provide the context.
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Vain and depressed humans attempt to distract themselves from an impending feeling of doom by watching televised sporting events.
Hmmm... that's not funny either.
Unable to find a moment of true joy in empty lifetimes full of deception and murder, the lost souls grasp at any distraction that might relieve the pain of their existence.
Yipes - this is getting worse. : <
"G8 watches the live telecast of the Chicago riot police as they crack a 77 year old woman over the head with a baton and drag her by her hair to a nearby tree where they taz her 17x until she's unconcious and then handcuff her to the tree. It was reported that 2 officers pulled there pants down and pissed on her while she was tied to the tree and still unconcious. Reportedly the old woman unnerved the cops because of a sign that read Outlaw Property Tax, I don't want to lose my home."
and FT reports that they were split on stimulus at the G8 ? ooh nooo...how will the algos read that? /sarc
China says they'll take the lease.
G8 leaders it is with great pride I can show you our new invention; the “Hyper disublimation trans dimensional money printing machine” or HDTDMPM. It can print money from both the past, present and future simultasiously through the use of miniature black holes. WE ARE SAVED!!!!!!
An historic moment as Bernanke and Draghi
finish their power point presentation to
"Save the World".
Photographers were present at the G8 for the historic moment when the cenral banks announced that there was no more kicking the can with printing, currency swaps, fake bond auctions and buy backs, or fake promises of austerity measures.
"Somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of (the) press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
the context is a penalty shoot-out, following a dismal match where nothing has been decided. the g8 splits into two taking four penalties each for which non-core European countries are booted out of the Eurozone, Cameron has just realized he is core Europe and can create the ECB as another non-core European country and can kick them out of the Eurozone as well. The result: the core European countries can survive and win the wealth of the non-core and the non-core countries are now penal colonies for the bankrupt/non-tax-payers.
Prepare the printing presses for ludicrous speed!
Fasten all Euro seatbelts, seal all border entrances and exits, close all gun shops in the malls, cancel the three ring monte circus, secure all Greek animals in the zoo!
Spaceball 1 is going plaid !
"In the first real clash with protesters, the G8 leaders just witnessed a Chicago Police officer deliver a massive body check to one protester."
On the other side of the table, Hilary Clinton ignites a fart with a Bic lighter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYylG8pcanY&feature=channel&list=ULid id listen to gregory
Are you serious? Who is this guy Gregory Mannarino? Does it bother you that a google search finds nothing substantial about this guy. The Lulu book site that he attached to the video has an about the author section that describes him as a financial insider, but gives zero info on any financial connections or background or education. Odd that Amazon lists an early book by this guy on how to win at black jack. HUSTLER FRAUD maybe?
Where's Harper?
With his portraitist posing for Emperor Haute Couture
http://maggiethered.com/images/Emperor.jpg
OT.
I know ZH'ers love graphs, so here you are.
http://vimeo.com/42106882
Only in America.........
Let's check out the Facebook IPO
The meeting was briefly disrupted when the group noticed two stray dogs fornicating on the grounds of the G8.
Why do I count 10 people at the G8 summit?
Picture caption: Guess who bet on I'll Have Another.
See? I told you I was born in Kenya!
"The Smartest Idiots in the Room."
Looks like one of the dancer's tassles fell off.
"All together now. After the election. AFTER THE ELECTION!"
Just reassuring to know this crew's in charge.
Aliens have said they will borrow us some more money from another solar system far away
I'll Have Another wins by a neck
"Our propaganda is working fellas, we WON'T be Icelandicized in the next few months".
Cheers and jeers eminate from the G-8 racetrack suite in the great currency default horse race...
"We fixed that. Ok, now, let's eat. Everything will be fine...oink oink"
”We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
We will take from them everything(99%), and give it all to the 1%!(Partial credit to king leonidas)
Cameron was right, there is no God!
Yes! We fooled them investors again!
We'll fool and fuck all of them again and again!
Cameron looks about 17 and acts like a 13 year old with Obama as his long-suffering manservant. Barroso looks baffled that these idiots get worked up about a soccer game when they have millions of people facing destruction because of the mess these clowns have made......no wonder Hollande looks quisical wondering what the hell Sarkozy has been doing these past 5 years
Tsipras Flashing
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gbKVbZCLs38/T7j4HxPaCdI/AAAAAAAAI2g/RvuZH5At0W...
Must have been watching a Rollerball match......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtkvGfJbmQA&feature=fvwrel
They are clearly chearing on the police while they beat on protestors and arrest them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fRPttdUUJnE
greek election results?
They knew Steven Harper would get naked with that damned baboon again, but the tranquilizer wore off early this time.
Currency wars
CAMERON: In yours! I´m leading!
OBAMA: C´me on! It´s my turn now!
MERKEL: Where am I? None of this guys really wants to work... all they do is print, print, print and print.
BARROSO: I´d really like a little bit of that
HOLLANDE: Ah, la inflation... c`est bon ça!
[looking at a big mirror]
It was a accidental nipple flash!
http://youtu.be/ygQvB6OjHOU
Down goes Morgan, down goes Morgan, Down goes Morgan......
DOWN GOES MORGAN
does that mean my fadebook is 25 yet w/ margin calls ...? Wheres that Kraut bailout?
"Psychopath G8 leaders attempt to fake emotion over spectacular Preakness finish." Notice that in particular Hussein is not very good at this one with hands held behind back. Mouth open is good but rest of face and eyes are expressionless. Perhaps he's just not a horse racing fan.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deep throat?
The one who seems more honest is that gay whith the head between his hands.
IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME...............
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8024/7235058706_a85214dac4.jpg
Any tips on how to insert and image rather than just link to it are welcome.
Narcissistic sociopaths cheer in the conference room after they all agreed to continue their Ponzi scheme.
As they face one of the most challenging times in modern history, the world 'leaders' shamelessly prefer to spend their time watching a sports game during this important meeting.
Other than entertaining themselves for an afternoon, the so called leaders also spend some time talking about important issues.
What is that Big Kid doing there with all those GrownUps ??
'ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YYYYYMCCCA!!!!"
We just sold FB at $45.00!!
Propaganda pics. Makes me wonder what they are trying to imply with this? That all is well in EU as we still are playing Champions league? Or, look at us, we are just regular guys trying to save the world?
Makes me also wonder if they had shown this if the other finalist had been Barcelona, as they quite surprisingly lost in semifinals. Wouldn't that be an irony, EU's best team would have been come from Spain...
THE PROUD TOWER or IN PRAISE OF FOLLY
Seal Team 6 Takes out Sean Hannity at Fox News Headquarters.
and the award for the Most Powerful Transvestite in the World, the winner is.... Samantha Cameron!
F*%# Yeah! Look at Samantha go! She conquered Condi in 2 rounds and now she's got Hillary pinned in the 1st.
The "HELICOPTER HAS LANDED" North Korea Has expidited the currency order on there Heidelberg. "Who is John Galt?"
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/09/office-39-200909
FaceBook level II 7500000 ASK 200000 BID Price holds @ 38 Morgan Goldman JPmorgan split 176m in fees.. NO ZEROHEDGE EXPOSURE.. JAMIE GETS A PASS ON 71 TRILLION DERIATIVE BOOK.... ROTFLMAO NOT!
CENTRAL BANKS GET THE SUCKERBERG REPRISE... I Guess it is a better False Flag than the Desert storm and the S&L reprise.
"OWN GOAL"
EU defender slams another into the back of his own net. No-one celebrates apart from the usual suspects.
"Go Hulk!!!"
"Oh man, Loki Got OWNED!"
AD 80 ..Cue Roman Blood sports. The Christians gets his head eaten off by a Lion and the Senators go wild.
More Bread and Circus clowns
whoops, double post
OK, so this is the part where the Brinks trucks roll up and take away all your gold. It was simple after those buildings fell. We made the swap and now those tungsten bars are yours for the asking.
Quite the "Barney" you're in actually!
World leaders playing PUNT THE BERNANK
They are watching the video of kissinger getting strip searched by the TSA.
Here's a caption for you:
"Where is Stephen (the only leader of a G8 country that is actually improving its fiscal position) Harper?".
He couldn't make it. Why do you think they're cheering?
the office pool on when the Greek guy finally gets too pissed, and takes a crap on the couch, is finally over.
I love the "2 girls, one cup" reactions.
I love the "2 girls, one cup" reactions.
I told you the sheeple were stupid enough to believe everything is alright, that we're on the road to recovery. "QE and bailouts to infinity and beyond!!!